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00:00 It's time to invest in, you know what? Cat food. On the verge of quitting my day job. Wait a minute, this is my day job! Coming to you from the capital of the drone star state in Austin, Tejas, in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley with no further ado, I am John C. DuBois. It's Crackpot & Buzzkill in the morning! Yeah, you gotta talk a little bit because for some reason the minute you started talking there You were gone. I was gone? Yeah, we-you were hearable but I had to pot it all the way down

00:44 I know it had to put it down. Not you, not you the music the music the music Give me a little talk there boy Yeah well whatever hey we found the clip Hey yeah whatever Then I think we should play it Okay well I was twisting the knobs here You mean the clip from Let's get a little background here So this one of our producers sent us a note pulling out a Obama clip. This is from the when he announced the executive memoranda on Gugg legislation and we were flabbergasted that we had missed this little gaffe, it wasn't a gaffe it was you know people can't you know they words matter they tell the truth whether like or not and so uh... We dug up to clip

01:37 Well, you know this is C-SPAN. Exactly after... So it's not a rigged clip I was fearful that it was like some fake clips somebody put together Oh really? Yeah It was because just doesn't it was just too ridiculous! It was just too delicious to believe my darling Play it Here we go This will be difficult there will be pundits and politicians and special interest lobbyists publicly warning of a tyrannical all out assault on liberty Not because that's true, but because... That was right there. You can stop it right there! Not because that is true? Wait a minute So he said if words matter which they certainly do in our book here He said that there will be pundits who are talking about an all-out assault, tyrannical war against the people of United States Now that is not true so did he just say that its' true

02:37 Well, play it again. I mean the way i understand it he just said that politicians and special interest lobbyists publicly warning of a tyrannical all-out assault on liberty not because that's true I don't know this He also said believable. He also said to reticle which I think is pretty cool to rail At the radical and you know, here's let me just start off right away And of course everyone's a good let's talk about Hillary now we're gonna talk about Hillary later talk about Hilary layer Let's talk about the inauguration Of our president The second term for President Obama now I didn't see a single news report

03:24 About his flub and I'm like, I was totally with you on this. You have the floppy I'll play the flop. I got the flood from a C-SPAN I guess right hand and repeat after me I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear I brought Hussein Obama to solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute That I will faithfully execute The Office of President of the United States The office of president of the United States And we're not that's a do-over. I mean he says stick The office of the President of the United States, it's one state now.

04:00 Yeah, the United... and he chokes it. And then he blows it and then he shakes his head. I was completely flabbergasted that not one news outlet picked it up or said anything about it. I thought it was like pretty funny! Now, I don't think it's funny. The expression he made was like oh... but at the same time... You know what my theory is? Go ahead He stopped himself because he was going to say United Nations. Let's listen again to the videotape. The office of President of the United States... The Office of President of the United States and will... No, I think it was good- I don't think he was gonna say nations

04:43 But I think he... It's my theory. I like the idea. United S. United what could it be? United Citizens? United SSSSS. But he wants... He was going to say sucker! The opposite of the President, the United SUCKERS! But I feel it was a do-over. They should have done a third ceremony. Yeah well Roberts obviously wasn't paying any attention And he should have stopped him and made him say it because the oath is the oath. You can't leave a word out like that! Well, and he wound up not leaving a word out but leaving at least 49 states out because of his only saying it for one state... ...and will to the best of my ability... Hold on let me go back a minute here we go

05:29 I, Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will- Come on! That is not official. They should have gone right down back to The Blue Room and done another one. Don't you think? I was just amazed by the lack of nobody. My amazement was not that he did, made the blub, the flub, it was that nobody even said anything about it. Here's what the news media is doing. This is Al Roker of NBC. Now you'll hear the dudes talking but Al Roker in the background screaming

06:12 screaming as the president and the first lady are walking down the street. Is that guy an idiot or what? He's just yelling, is he trying to get his underwear back And then he what is the deal and then Joe Biden comes by and then the and he's yelling at Joe Biden and Joe Biden finally Comes over to shake Al Roker's hand and al roker like poops himself right there Yeah, we're just gonna go to our correspondent al roca who I believe is

05:29 I, Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will- Come on! That is not official. They should have gone right down back to The Blue Room and done another one. Don't you think? I was just amazed by the lack of nobody. My amazement was not that he did, made the blub, the flub, it was that nobody even said anything about it. Here's what the news media is doing. This is Al Roker of NBC. Now you'll hear the dudes talking but Al Roker in the background screaming

06:12 screaming as the president and the first lady are walking down the street. Is that guy an idiot or what? He's just yelling, is he trying to get his underwear back And then he what is the deal and then Joe Biden comes by and then the and he's yelling at Joe Biden and Joe Biden finally Comes over to shake Al Roker's hand and al roker like poops himself right there Yeah, we're just gonna go to our correspondent al roca who I believe is

06:54 yelling like an idiot yeah which bring in all kinds of people so I think you got opportunities for him to bring up this is what your press is doing. I'm sorry wait let's switch over to CNN here's Wolf Blitzer He's not quite here yet. We'll try though It's very, very noisy over here But you can imagine why See him? Wave to him Mr President Wolf Blitzer is literally going Hey Mr President Do they think they're on the red carpet that guy is gonna come wandering over and do an interview Yeah exactly What's wrong with these people Ryan Seacrest Hey Mr President How are ya doing The president is in the middle of thousands of people yelling And Wolf Blitzer is going hey! Hey! Let's see

07:45 Let's see if I stand up. Oh, oh yeah! Stand up he'll recognize your massive frame. What was he doing? Sitting?! Yeah! Mr President! Hey! How you doin'? What is this how ya doin' bit- This is literally like Angelina Jolie hey how are you doing hey come on over for E talk to us for a second will you what who are you wearing cuz that's what you don't say what do you always who are you wearing I'm wearing uh... Who were you wearing? I'm wearing a vintage Valencino Hey Mr. President! Clearly Wolf is stoned. Let's see, Mrs... Mrs Obama Dude is totally baked So I had dinner on... when was inauguration day? Was it Friday? No It was Monday Monday? What day are we now

08:38 No, no the first one was Sunday. Yeah the first one that's the one that was private right but then we had dinner on Monday night with a couple of friends in Austin at this new restaurant that opened called Sway and and said you know they're all you we haven't seen you guys in so long come on down And so these friends of ours are massive Obama bots. I mean, like... You know? I'm usually very quiet at these dinners because it's hard for me to take. Yeah cause you're gonna get kicked in the shins by... Oh yeah! So Mickey drove and I got drunk before we went in and we were talking about the inauguration. He had a drink. Of course! I had to drink! I love him to death but just like oh

09:26 And I said, well did you see the inauguration? And she says oh and i have to tell you. I saw the motorcade slowing down! I was like Oh no!! Oh my god he's not...oh no they're going to get out! Oh my heart is stopping! Oh I was so afraid he was gonna be assassinated!!! And I'm like are you okay?! Are you insane?? And then her husband goes, hey! Hey! There are elements in this society who are insane and they're out to kill him. I was like oh my god give me some Pad Thai quickly i need to drown my sorrow it was so amazing...I mean I've heard a lot of things but she was physically shaking she really really believed that it was so incredibly dangerous for the president to get out of the motorcade because there's all these people that want to kill him

10:23 Oh brother. Right? I mean that was, that was whoa! I was like oh my goodness now i'd like to say something about this inauguration um...I would like to make it- I'd like to put a stake in the ground right now that no longer Do I want, uh... as representative of the white American James Taylor doing this? I'm tired of like we gotta get a white dude up there and it's always James Taylor! You know it was like- White people think he's uncool. Okay is like please He's never been cool No no no you know I would say Did you ever see him in the Adam Sandler movie

11:04 where Adam Sandler is a movie producer. Anyway, so James Taylor is performing at a concert at MySpace when MySpace was still huge and Facebook was up-and-coming And so he's in this movie and he's playing songs. Imagine it was the MySpace employees then, who were like Facebook now They're all happy and like woo! We're at a cool company So I assume the movie was produced by Fox Go on Yeah No, I think this is before it was purchased And James Taylor's playing He has a lot of dialogue in the movie And he's on stage like Hey fuck Facebook Fuck Facebook It was kind of funny Definitely got some cool That would have to be after they were bought

11:50 Facebook was really not even a competitor until they got, after Murdoch bought the uh... The chat room would probably know which movie that was. But anyway James Taylor is just you know he's a great singer and he has some great songs but you get this like here it comes and by the way did a nice version you know it was okay but its just like I'm I just hear this in the background oh no no no not him! You might as well get Cat Stevens Having to do mourning is broken. They won't let him in the country! Oh wait a minute John! Oh no! Sorry we got some breaking news coming in Breaking news, breaking news, breaking news! On Beyonce and the lip sync scandal The lip sync scandal This is what our news is ladies and gentlemen We need-we need to go to our correspondent about the lip sync scandal It's being called definitive information now being learned by Jim Acosta Jim what are you learning?

12:46 What are you learning? This is a great... Hold on a second, let's stop right here. I know we have to do this when we do our own fake reports We have to do this now there's what are you learning business. So most of these stage performers or lip syncers nowadays it has been going on for awhile because there is lot dancing and there is lot moving around You can't really, you know the sound is impossible to do in any other way I mean some people can, but most people just assume that. I hate her and what she stands for with Jay-Z, that whole elitist Illuminati crap. I really don't like it but man she turned the Star Spangled Banner into something really beautiful! It was beautiful and i couldn't tell watching because I was looking for it. No good lip syncers are good but here's what gets me now everybody you know we know that a lot of these people are doing lip sync in fact Ashley Simpson was actually busted on the

13:50 Saturday Night Live show because something went wrong with the recording or they played the wrong song or something. Somebody disliked her, this is what happens when you piss off the crew by the way. It killed Milli Vanilli's career John! That's what I'm gonna bring up. Milli Vanillli? Let's stop. They had their Grammy's yank from them Yeah for doing this, but it's been going on forever from way big I mean it was done with Jan and Dean because one guy you know get brain damage. I mean this is not a new thing so why is This who gives a crap? Well, I don't know. Let's see what we're learning! Wolf, we can tell you that an inaugural official who asked not to be identified told me just a short time ago that pop star Beyonce lip-synched her performance on inauguration day saying quote she did not sing live That official told CNN A pre recording of the artist rendition of The National Anthem was played instead so what was heard by spectators and viewers was the sound of that recording Oh No! According to this official

14:53 You know, the uh... So first of all oh big surprise there was something fake on television. Woo! Boy that surprised me right there. Yeah it's gotta stop the press this. That woo my goodness But second of all that is the news you know so we have the same people are going like Mr President! Mr President how ya doing? How ya doin'? How's Beyonce doin'?! Hey is Jay-Z sitting next to ya? It just was so incredibly bad and I did pick up something kind of nice here I thought, oh here it is. Since people are always asking for food talk on the show, I figured we'd listen to the menu for the inaugural lunch did you catch any of this what they were eating? No i missed it completely so why don't we get these pictures Rachel Maddow by the way who of course is so journalistic here's a Rachel explaining to us giving us the rundown and its a you see the menu full screen beyond this it is a closed press event which we do not

15:54 to cover. A closed press event which naturally has really good food. Steve... Hold on a second, hold stop stop stop She's invited to all this stuff. Oh, yeah, she's full of crap. But she can't cover it! Did you hear what she said? Yeah, because they... This is one of those deals I reported on that Microsoft used to pull the stunt with a bunch of reporters They'd invite them but they had this like your reporter and you can't report on this thing Now what kind of a reporter are you that it's a closed event for us special people but we can't report on it Really?! What is this? What's wrong with this picture. It's called fascism, that's how it works Come on, it's pretty obvious. Play around. Dressed with a New England clam chowder sauce So lobster with New England clam chowder sauce That's lobster and chowder together And by the way this is great for you know slaves You know just to see what the elites are eating today. Served on sautéed spinach with sweet potato hay Hey

16:52 Oh boy, let's gay it up shall we? Hey! Sweet potato hey! The wine with that a Finger Lakes Dry Riesling. Finger Lakes Dry Riesling would you serve that John at your inauguration? Well you know he's trying to serve American wines so Finger Lakes dry riesling I suppose is as good as anything. He's making me drink New York wines. What do you mean making them?! Chuck Schumer! You have just been deported from New York there ya go Enjoy Jersey. The main course will be hickory grilled bison with wild huckleberry reduction. That sounds good It does sound good I want to try and make that tonight Strawberry preserve and red cabbage, red potato horseradish cake And baby golden beets and green beans and butternut squash puree Get your vegetables The wine for the main course for everybody except Chris Hayes is a Long Island Merlot See Chris they're even joking now that they're gonna be eating there

17:44 I would not have served a Long Island Merlot. So obviously that's... but anyway the um... What is that hoity-toity? Is that so wrong, the Long Island Merlot John? This can't be good. Wait let's get this... What was that red potato horseradish cake what was that I don't know doesn't sound good no it sounds like garnish that just is there you know touch and like I like to bison but I want touch the garnished stuff we have thing we go through dessert here He's got a whole lot of beef there. He likes, he's a boast vegetarian now For dessert there is Hudson Valley apple pie Hudson Valley apple pie with sour cream ice cream and maple caramel sauce There are also aged cheeses and honeycomb from a cheese company in upstate New York noticing a theme The sparkling wine will be from California to wash it all down Corbell made something very fancy for the occasion They made some wine for the occasion Who's this? She didn't say

18:43 This is some sparkling wine from upstate New York. It was probably on screen, but I didn't catch it. Oh, it's from California the wine? Yeah. Who cares! Now this is essentially just insulting the listener Oh yeah, what? Our listeners? No no this is insulting. They're just going on and on about how special they are because I guess they're gonna have this fantastic meal Exactly Even though it's still you know we had to stop for a second realize this is still a huge dinner with probably hundreds of people Yeah that and then I guess was where the press kiss the like the press cares what they eat You can might as well serve them burgers But that's okay We got the press eating fancy food And uh It's probably stil

19:25 Pretty I still can't believe it's not you know that kind of convention food. You know you can't rubber chicken Can't quite you can't quite make this much of a good product Did you see our first lady because you know they had they did have like a pool video kind of a top shot when they were all eating and She reminded me, I'll never forget when I when I had dinner with Tina Turner Annie May Bullock I should say from the south there And she reminded me of how Tina Turner was eating. She's just shoveling! I mean, she was shoveling John and you know... and i'm very critical of table manners as you know Oh yeah, you're always criticizing the way I hold my left fork when I'm trying to cut through a piece of tough meat This is Emily Post, I was raised with etiquette at the dinner table and she was shoveling My mom would have said hey stop shoveling

20:23 You know, that's just not okay. And then and then there was a there some control chowing down like this how she's ever had to be every night How could even stay at you know? I'm surprised she hasn't really totally chubbed out She looked pretty good in that dress but she has to exercise a lot. But I take back the The hairdo oh my god, they look horrible Her hair was weird. Anyway, so you and I had a little conversation. I was yelling and bitching before the show We we actually have a similar clip And you had it listed as end of show clip and I wanted to roll into it But first I wanted to explain where I came from where I was thinking about this is that? We know that the president swore his oath to United State of America the United States Union of America

21:14 on Martin Luther King's Bible. And I at that moment, now this is kind of things that we're trained to do here at the NO Agenda Show best podcast in the universe is not just take it face value if you say... If I say to anyone on the street Martin Luther King look like I had a dream and he fought segregation and racial discrimination and I'm a little bit older than most people who get interviewed on the street for television And I know that there was a lot more to Martin Luther King. So, I went back and I was looking around and tried to avoid the I have a dream speech. As I'm reading through all the things he's done it's really quite bold of the president on Martin Luther King Day which is Monday his inauguration for him being Obama too

22:07 and to have his hand on Martin Luther King's Bible, it's rather bold for a stoner from Hawaii. You know what I mean? It's like wow! Seriously?! And then i start to look into this and I read that... I gotta adjust my glasses here.. I read that he signs of proclamation on the day of and he declared that day the national Day of Hope & Resolve And I'm like, this is a little bit irritating. He's a stoner from Hawaii which he admits

22:46 And then he was a community organizer, a constitutional law professor or intern whatever. But he's not Martin Luther King! He is just not. Then I decided to pull a clip from a speech that I always found very inspiring by Martin Luther King and just a short minute and a half of The drum major instinct are you familiar with this speech by the good? Dr. John I may have heard it Am I familiar with it no, okay well This is very very here's the piece that I find applicable to this conversation When you establish your kingdom

23:34 Let one of us sit on the right hand and the other on the left hand of your throne. Now very quickly, we would automatically condemn James and John... ...and we would say they were selfish! Why would they make such a selfish request? But before we dim-condemned them too quickly let us look calmly and honestly

24:15 at ourselves and we will discover that we too have those same basic desires for recognition, for importance. That same desire for attention, that same desire to be first Of course the other disciples got mad with James and John And you could understand why but We must understand that we have some of the same James and John qualities. And that is deep down within all of us an instinct, it's a kind of drum major instinct A desire to be out front, a desire to lead the parade, a desire to be first

25:09 So this is so this entire speech which is Is I think one of his better speeches? Is literally saying be careful because when we reach the mountaintop Don't become the drum major and don't think that you can then Be better at leading the parade and as I'm googling around You know that they unveiled that statue of Martin Luther King in Washington DC. Oh Oh that horrible looking statue? Yeah, turns out they are scrubbing off the right hand side. It actually doesn't have a quote that they're getting rid of it I was a drum major for justice peace and righteousness and you know so this relates directly back to this speech which you should read or listen to the whole the speech in its entirety So they're trying to take this away where he was really saying hey when we get there be very careful what you do

26:04 And it struck me, you know? It's like wow! This is the Martin Luther King who did a lot more than just fight for racial inequality. And this is where... and I won't play the whole clip John because you're right we can play the whole clip as an end of show clip but this is Cornel West who you and I both think is kind of kooky. He has kinda like the Don King hair but he's... Yeah, and we should mention that he's been floating around the country kind of a two-man comedy act with Tavis Smiley and they have been very critical of Obama. And in this clip he just

26:43 Lays into him even though he backs off at the very end. He kind of chickens out it just at some points Well, I still voted for me be better than Romney Yeah But for the most part that he is trying to make a point here even though again You know nobody really wants to bite the bullet and just say that I mean it reminds me That well, I don't have the clip for today. I was couldn't find in my list but somewhere I think I mistakenly left it out, but we're ran Paul Laces into Hillary and she should have been fired and everybody right wing left wing everybody in between condemns him yeah Here's here's Cornel West, but no by the way. I only got it on C-SPAN Did you see it anywhere else this clip? Did you get it from somewhere?

27:29 Yeah, I didn't get it from C-SPAN. I got it from someplace else and I can't remember where. When I got the news that my dear brother Barack Obama President Obama was going to put his precious hand on Martin Luther King Jr.'s Bible... I love how he says his precious hand I got upset and I got upset because you don't play with Martin Luther King Jr. And you don't play with his people, and by his people what i mean is

28:13 People of good conscience fundamentally committed to peace and truth and justice, especially the black tradition that produced him. All the blood sweat & tears that went into producing a Martin Luther King Jr., generated a brother of such high decency and dignity that you don't use his prophetic fire as just a moment in the presidential pageantry without understanding the challenge that he presents to all of those in power no matter what color they are. So, that's Cornell basically saying hey man Obama is a stoner from Hawaii okay? No matter what color they are

28:54 So he also brought up the drone thing and the murderous aspect of this stuff. It's coming up, President. He also says that he is a war criminal. The death of Martin Luther King Jr becomes a moment in political calculation and that makes my blood boil! Why? Because Martin Luther King Jr died owing to three crimes against humanity he was wrestling with Jim Crow Traumatizing, terrorizing, stigmatizing black people lynching and so forth not just segregation the way the press likes to talk about. I love that too! Segregation no no they were killing black people right on Cornell

29:38 corporate bombing in Vietnam killing innocent people especially innocent children. Those are war crimes Martin Luther King Jr was willing to die for. Yeah, they don't talk about that ever now you know do you remember Martin Luther King? Don't you I think yeah never met him but did you witness it when you were young at the time but you remember any of what was going on? Well I didn't but yes so but do you remember him being anti-Vietnam antiwar Yeah, that's why they killed him. And thirdly was poverty I love you man of all colors he said it's a crime against humanity Really is that why they killed him because he was anti-Vietnam? I think it was one of the variables that decided he had to go He's a troublemaker and we had a lot of black soldiers You didn't need some guy like that floating around bitching and moaning Is Jim C Dvorak everybody For the richest nation in history Jim Crow Dvorak

30:35 Wow, they have so many of its precious children of all colors and living in poverty and especially on the chocolate side Of the nation's in on Indian reservations and brown barrios And yellow slices and black ghettos then we call them hoods now but ghettos then So I said to myself Okay, nothing wrong with putting the hand on the Bible even though the Bible is talking about justice and Jesus is talking about The least of these but when you put it Martin's Bible I love it Martins Bible we got to learn to talk like that John. That's great for the Martin's Bible That's one is not I said this is personal for me because this is a tradition that I come out This is tradition them that's connected to my

31:22 Grandmother's prayers and my grandfather's sermons and my mother's tears And my father smiled now wait for it people because here comes the rant of all rants, and it's over against all odds of those in power who refuse to follow decent policies. So I say to myself, Brother Martin Luther King Jr., what would you say about the new Jim Crow? What would you say about the prison industrial complex? What would you say about the invisibility of so many of our prisoners, so many of our incarcerated especially when 62% of them are there for soft drugs but not one executive of a Wall Street bank gone to jail

32:00 I love it not one wiretapper. You know, I got to kick out of this thing. I don't know if you want to keep I just wanted that they'll do the drones then we'll talk just it's coming right up now not one torture under the Bush administration Then what'd you say about the drones being dropped on our precious brothers and sisters in Pakistan? Yeah! Exactly. Drones being dropped! No, I love that thought that and then you know, it's like we need to you know You and I have seen this of course And yeah, you got to put some stuff into perspective though. You know It's not everyone is watching this stuff Not even watch a C-Span or gets this and but this is real perspective Yeah, and I'm happy that Cornell is out there saying no not anyone gives a crap about

33:05 Yeah, and he'll probably end up on O'Reilly. He'd be on the right-wing shows for a little while. Did you hear that Dennis Kucinich got a gig on Fox? Sorry? Dennis Kucinich, the Democratic... He did?! Yeah! He's got a gig on Fox. Oh he's got-he doesn't have the personality to carry a show No but it's funny that he got the gig on Fox which we always said has been run by Democrats and now they're actually putting Democrats in just to make it crazier So just to wind up this inauguration so you know what was different this year is the Inauguration Committee decided it was okay to take donations

33:44 from corporate sponsors and all those people there, they were... Evil corporate sponsors. Yes! They were bust in I have all of these links of you know these are basically free bus trips they bust everybody in from all over the country Did they make them wear the same thing? Because if you look at this large audience it was one color What does that mean is that a racist joke No, no. I'm talking about color it was like red or purple or something It's not a racist joke didn't you look at this thing? Yeah There is this huge crowd that goes all the way to the Washington Monument and they all have like it's like a college colors Like watching a football game where everyone's wearing the same color of the college Didn't you notice this yeah well just looked all like they're wearing dark colors That doesn't look right thats not normal! No because there were all bused in and then it was staged as usual

34:39 The whole thing, and this is what I love. Did you hear about the... Let's back up a second if that was staged who cares about Beyonce lip syncing then? Well because these guys have got to get their act together they're either staging everything or i mean i don't see how the news media can bitch about Beyonce or they'd look at this huge... Well the news media is not bitching about Beyonce that's just to distract idiots! Yeah whatever But what I liked is that they had this overflow area, because the mall was completely full. So they had an overflow area where thousands of people were watching a Jumbotron and it was a telescreen let's put it that way. And so their leader was on the telescreen but then the thing like blew up. You know, I think someone was messing with it actually you know there's...I don't have any clip or anything of it

35:32 But the you know during the speech it just went haywire and then thousands of people started walking the other way They're like Oh must see leader must go Musty speech by leader tell a screen not working, and then they got pushed back like oh that is bad. We have It was total 1984 I cannot see leader on screen Hey, let's uh... I might as well wait. You know what? What was in that speech?! There was nothing! It was the most vapid inaugural speech I have ever heard in my life. I couldn't get a clip out of it, I couldn't find some crazy little commentary... It was just boring! Did i miss something? Was he so boring that there was this gem in there that we missed? Well you know the climate change thing that was about it. Oh big deal yeah like I'm going after climate change and that was about it

36:30 That was about it. He lost that good speech right obviously I mean this speech which is... No the guy went to Hollywood he's doing a show remember he left? Yeah, To go write TV shows yeah no but it would I felt there was you know again there was a whole bunch of Martin Luther King references that if anything kind of annoyed me. It was bad by the way I think that kid's already doing the tv shows because I have a clip Okay from two broke girls, which shows you how bad today's sitcoms are okay? Max I just hung up from a very panicked phone call and you'll never believe what happened the guy for the record store called say have super gonorrhea You actually think of it. You don't even remember called to tell me that you have super Gonorrhea Yes

37:26 I am Are you gonna wait forever? Do I have it or not? It's not super gonorrhea, but it is super bad news This woman just called to confirm her order for a thousand cupcakes for tomorrow. I've been so tired. I completely forgot Are you insane we can't do a thousand cupcakes by tomorrow We have to do it. It'll ruin our reputation if we don't man And the laugh track is just blows me away. The laugh track is the absolute worst by the way But it's got some it's got some very modern elements I have to say the left track is not a old-fashioned, but it still laughs like it sucks No one's gonna think this is funny no and what is this? Super gonorrhea meme that they found on this show you know It says I thought Did you look at us did you look disgusting did you look it up oh

38:18 Oh, I know what super gonorrhea is. What's the difference between regular gonorrhea? It's the one they can't cure! Super Gonorrhea Mr. Super Gonorrhea... Super Gonorrhea- Really you can't cure it?! No this is a notorious gonorrhea that if you get it your totally posed. Dude! January 9th 2013 Super strain of drug resistant gonorrhea concerns US officials. Oh my goodness! It looks like we have a vaccine for it suffix me suffix suffix in me suffix in me that's funny suffix in me hey I got some super gonorrhea can you suffix it me c-e-f-i-x-i-m-e suffix in me or it's an antibiotic used to treat bacterial infections has shown to be ineffective against 7% of gonorrhea cases this is the super gonorrhea so they're very there right on the ball

39:14 It's amazing how a show that is written and produced months in advance can be so timed with the news that breaks. How does that work? It's a part of the... something. I can't believe that you didn't find all these news reports about the Supergonorrhea! I know, but I already knew about Supergonorrhea it's been in the news and i thought you knew about it. I'm just stunned. New York Mag- Stunned that you don't know all about it? I have one partner I don't have to worry about things like this here newyorkmagazine.com super gonorrhea here to ruin blow jobs forever Wow Does is say that? It says that literally

39:52 Literally. What? Yeah, it says... What what New York Magazine? Yeah And it says NYMAG.com written by Kat Stoeffel super gonorrhea here to ruin blow jobs forever In the hierarchy of sexually transmitted diseases, one tends to privilege the forever diseases like HPV and herpes and not think so much about chlamydia and gonorrhea. They're unpleasant to be sure but nothing a strong course of antibiotics can't clear up." And it goes on... Supergonorrhoea is going to ruin blowjobs forever! It even ends... "...Saliva contains enzymes that destroy gonorrhoeas so kissing and cunnilingus don't spread it

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53:28 Before we get going John, you know you were mocking me so incredibly the other day on the show about this Well about what? You mocked me about most things but in this case. Yeah nothing new About the blood type diet connection And I just want can I just read to you a little bit of the theory behind it because you are like so this is impossible This is total. I never said was impossible. I just said it was stupid Okay, can I just read a little bit of the theorem to you? It's very short. Oh yeah, I think I should okay So first of all the connection where does come from what does this document come from that your reading? This is coming from dr.. Peter J D'adam oh and Catherine Whitney who wrote a book and published it by the way

54:14 Called eat right for your type here dot mo. Well, we eat right to your table Yeah Okay But but could you not google it and just listen to me read because that'll be more fun cuz otherwise You're like you're reading and listening what I'm saying Which is pretty much the reason I think why you and Mimi live in different states That's a joke. The connection between blood type and diet is a new idea for most people, but they often find that it answers some of their most perplexing questions. Okay I'm moving ahead Blood types are as fundamental as creation itself in the masterful logic of nature the four blood types follow an unbroken trail from the earliest moment of human creation to the present day They are the signatures of our ancient ancestors on the indestructible parchment of history

55:02 The gene for blood tape A emerged at a point in history when humans were evolving from hunter-gatherers and settling into more permanent agrarian communities. So, moving ahead. Your blood type is the key to your body's entire immune system and as such is the essential defining factor in your health profile. Your blood-type antigen serves as a guardian at the gate creating antibodies to ward off dangerous interlopers." When an antibody encounters the antigen of a microbial invader, a reaction called Agglutination occurs. Are you familiar with agglutination? I'm sure i'll be in a minute Which is literally gluing the antibody attaches to the viral antigen and makes it very sticky When cells viruses parasites and bacteria are agglutinated they stick together and clump up which makes the job of their disposal all the easier

55:56 So, this is the whole idea. A chemical reaction occurs between your blood and the foods that you eat. This reaction is part of your genetic inheritance. So what they're saying is certain types of foods with the lectins combined with the lectin used by viruses or bacteria can be blood type specific making them a stickier pest for person of that blood type. That's kind of the ideas that certain foods create agglutination and therefore weaken your immune system. What do you think? It's bull crap! Hey, hey, hey! Shut up already. Science Is that really bull crap? It sounds so... He's been writing this exact same book apparently since 1997 and he keeps bringing it out one form or another if you look on the Amazon list of these got a million of these same exact books And he is milking it. He's milking the ideas. It sounds cool to the uneducated To the confused and uneducated Really? Yeah, its perfect I have to say I've lost several pounds

56:58 Yeah, probably because you're dying. This diet is killing you! Stop! You don't need to lose weight... ...you're already thin! No I got really fat in Amsterdam. Seriously? No really. Well you were drinking too much just because your stopped drinking. You know your guys were getting plowed all the time while you where there And also the stick doctor, he fixed me. I'm going to go back just to say hi and I am already sending people on that stuff really works my back is healed Healed one session with Dr Ken with his stick pulling my pants down and i'm healed The glass rod treatment always works

57:34 Anyway, so that is our... Nevertheless the consensus among dieticians physicians and scientists is that the theory is unsupported by any scientific evidence. Oh okay well he's... In other words you can't even do a lack of clinical if you look at the Wikipedia in the blood type diet yeah they don't even try doing clinical trials no no of course cost money to do that Can't be doing, you know it's just choosing what you eat. It's not like some medication I mean come on we all know if you don't eat a burger it's going to last longer. I think that all the listeners out there who have a mind to do this should send you a nutrition book. He loves gifts! Put in the big box! Hardcover...I think people should try this out

58:28 Give it a shy. What do you got to lose? That's like the, that's the oh don't knock it if you haven't tried it I didn't say that actually you could knock at all you want I don't give a crap That's exactly what you said in a different phrase No no so its not what I said Yeah! No it's not what I said I said whatever Exactly what you said No then I would have said Don't Knock It Till You Try It which I didn't say Well you might just did now Okay, no if you want to go on in this direction becoming a food nut. You know one of these picky eaters I can't have tomatoes because it doesn't match my blood type That's exactly what are those guys? Hold on a second when I stopped smoking which by the way five months now I'll take a little congratulatory applause five months I did not become an anti-smoking Nazi

59:20 So I'm not becoming like a, oh, I can't have the tomato. It doesn't match my blood type! In fact you can have the tomato even though it doesn't match my blood type it's just...it's not the best thing for my blood type so you know so I shouldn't be eating tomatoes every day. It's just..It's just a shift in diet. I don't think it's gonna hurt any and it was like you know you mock me about applied kinesiology but I haven't had an attack of mold Since I've been taking whatever crap he's been giving me. Mold? Yeah, the mold! Remember how I was sleeping 18 hours a day because of the mold...the tree mold? You had mold?! Tree mold! You were getting moldy!? It's out... You gotta do more work! I got to open my legs more often. Exactly! Now you can laugh all you want. Don't you...? Anyway....

1:00:09 I think you're right. Well, you can keep pushing this idea. I'm not pushing it! It seems to be second half of the show stuff that's so wacky... I'm not pushing it. I'm just telling people what I'm doing. Alright. But I'm not advocating anything. In fact, I'm not even telling people. I'm talking to YOU and I don't care what other people think about me Quite honestly, I don't give a crap what you think about me. I'm just giving it- You just don't give a crap about what anyone thinks! No, i'm just- Okay, okay It's conversation! I'm not gonna even mo-, believe me, I am sorry that I mocked you for this idiocy Uh...I will not- And he mocks me in the apology! It is unbelievable! NO! I'm just saying, and I apologize deeply For saying anything whatsoever Nah, its okay

1:00:54 It's okay. Okay. Okay, so we're probably going to start talking about Hillary. So I'm watching the news hour you know the public broadcasting national treasure. Glenn Eiffel gets to take over this is the woman who wrote the hate geography about Obama yeah if you don't know what oh what a great guy she's like she shouldn't even be on the air after writing that book because it's a conflict of interest but she gets her chance they get somebody went on vacation or as more you know something or another Martin Luther King today they had to put her on So she is now the host and she opens up. This is her big chance to host the show right at the beginning so I'm gonna, I'm going to have the lead in and then her debut as a host From viewers like you Thank You

1:01:48 Secretary of Clinton's secretary of state, Hillary Clinton. I've had that happen to me where you get your big break and then this happens because yeah sure it's interesting because she's not the only one that made that mistake I'm going to find... you kind of caught me off guard. Secretary of Clinton? Somebody else said that?! Well, I got something better! So they're talking about the Al-Qaeda's in Northern Africa and Jay Carney is doing his little press conference thingy and here's what happens there. AQIP, AQAP by AQIM. What is also... Wait it gets better. It says AQIP so all these Al Qaedas right? Now wait for the question.

1:02:35 To this point, AQIM has not represented a direct threat to the homeland. But you can tell by our support of the mission that the French have undertaken and by our overall efforts to go after and contain and defeat extremists who would do harm to our interests that we are very serious about this." Reporter-"So you could square those two things? Al-Qaeda central command has been decimated even as al Qaeda affiliated groups may be growing?" I think you can square it by stating it clearly, which Secretary of State Clinton did and which President Clinton has and I have and others. I mean sorry President Obama has, Secretary of State Clinton... Oh gotcha Carney! Wow that's a beauty! But wait that goes on. President Obama, Press Secretary Carney Thank You. We thought you were not speculating much.

1:03:33 Was that a lip sync? He stole my thunder. I was gonna make a lip sync joke. Lip Sync, Lip Sync Joke Yeah so of course they're already talking about Hillary Clinton being the president That's why he slips on President Clinton and he tries to play it off late like no! I was talking to Bill No you weren't The bill is incoherent Bill can't stop. He wasn't talking to Bill, he wasn't talking to bill everybody's thinking in advance this is why you see so we have these hearings on Benghazi and both of the first she does the Senate hearings where she blows up uh-huh and I have the full clip of the blowing up and what led to it yeah can i just connect could you say one thing about analysis before we get to your clips? I got a few clips but analysis in general or do you want to or do you have a lead in here

1:04:15 No, no give me the analysis and I because i have a number of points to make too but I don't have any deep analysis. The whole thing was scripted they all that time that you know there were that she wasn't testifying you can see she's reading the questions and then this is what we tell her yeah I think thats a good theory She's reading the questions looks up looks down reads her answer it was like a table read No, she had a exactly like a table where she had a binder and she would slip through it as the question was being asked. Oh wait they're asking this out of order? Yeah it's out-of-order this question now of course You know, everyone's allowed to let a zinger in. But believe me even Rand Paul you know Everyone's in on it and you step over... We'll get into that in a minute I was thinking maybe before we get to the blow up Let's just stay with Molly for second because thats the stuff I was looking for other stuff Anything but this bull crap about her getting angry and all this stuff Although I have some stuff that plays into that See? You should eat tomatoes! You start sneezing

1:05:17 So here's a... let's see. It is about our season by the way, they're not in season I only eat tomatoes in season and I eat good tomatoes that don't need to crap that they sell it Safeway Here is Hillary talking about how serious it is. Actually, I should play them in order here this is the first one about us being in northern Africa. Mullen goes on... It's not reasonable nor feasible to tether US forces at the ready to respond and protect every high-risk post in the world so she's reading this by the way we have to look at this from both the State Department and the DoD perspective

1:05:56 We don't have assets of any significance right now on the African continent. We're only building that up and so what do we... We've only just begun! Hey baby, it's coming! If I were a warlord, or if i were like a president of any African country, I'd be like oh crap! Oh no!

1:06:32 there are coming. I was like what all of a sudden it's like so normal that you know we need to find countries that will welcome us? It's like what are we doing, we have to go to all these African countries and we got to put our military in there and we've gotta be a part of something. You might as well play this clip out of order which is not the Hillary clip but since you brought it up the McRaven and J Sock Africom clip which was brought out on The Democracy Now! show because there's this new movie that everyone has to go see called Dirty Wars. And the two producers, one of them from both of them seemingly like liberals that are very disillusioned and one of him looked like he was afraid of being assassinated on this show literally

1:07:14 Seriously, this guy was a wreck. And I have a lot of clips and I'm going to play some on Sunday too from these two characters but just listen to this. Or Molly and reported on this but there's you know since AFRICOM was created as a full freestanding command like Southern Command and Central Command. AFRICOM has been expanding these wars. And McRaven, where he is now? McRaven is the commander of the Special Operations Command. William McRaven is is the most powerful figure in the United States military. He's an incredibly brilliant man, he is very shrewd, he understands media and he is in charge of the most elite force that US has ever produced And he has been given carte blanche to do what he believes is right around the world

1:08:07 empowered much more under President Obama than they were under President Bush. In fact, you see someone who's worked within JSOC saying that to us in our film and out of Camp Lemonnier which is in Djibouti. The US has been expanding these covert wars in Africa and most Americans, what they know about Somalia is Black Hawk Down and I think that our film you're going to see a very different reality and your going to see a hellscape that has been built by a decade of covert war. Ah yeah these guys are goners! They better start acting weird pretty quick They are goners. So let me add this in, so here is Hillary Lucifer Clippity-clop you know what I'm sorry how can we even be playing these clips of her without her proper intro? This is not...

1:08:54 The message is clear. Okay, so here is now of course this morning we had the first round of confirmation hearings for her follow-up John Kerry you know that of course this happening while were doing the show so we can't really Analyze that maybe if there's anything good on Sunday, but here she is talking about the danger So you know why are we in Africa now? Producers listeners of the no agenda podcast the best podcasts in the universe know That this is about kicking the Chinas out because they put in the roads and everything Thank you very much for all their work China's Now get out because we're gonna take all of the resources And I want to say that our sir atomic rod has debunked your theory about uranium

1:09:45 John, he wrote a pretty long blog post about this. He says that Mali's potential total uranium is 5200 tons That is not even half of what France needs on a yearly basis and that all the uranium they need can be purchased for 600 million dollars so it's not about the uranium There's a link in the show notes to look at that. So I think it still is gold oil pipeline stuff, but Hillary will tell you the real reason is of course because of Al-Qaeda We are now trying to help put together an African force from ECOWAS so that African soldiers will be on the front line

1:10:31 The Malians asked the French to come in. Obviously, France is one of our oldest allies We are trying to provide support for them But this is going to be a very serious ongoing threat Because if you look at the size of Northern Mali If you look at the topography it's not only desert It's caves Sounds reminiscent Whoa! It's like Afghanistan is cave That's where you remember by the way when they first was first went into Afghanistan and they had They showed pictures of what the caves are gonna be like their multi-level from James Bond movies. Yeah, there were level trucks going in and coming out

1:11:09 out Well it's been long enough, the period has lapsed. They can run this bull crap on the public once again. Hold on a second let's just take a quick look here. Let's consult the book of knowledge. Molly Caves. It looks like Arizona! Cool. All right, let's continue with this we are in for a struggle struggle But it is a necessary struggle We cannot permit northern Mali to become a safe haven people say to me all the time Well AQIM hasn't attacked the United States well before 9-11 2001 We hadn't been attacked on our homeland since I guess the war of 1812 and Pearl Harbor so really

1:12:08 just as it didn't happen you can't said say well because they haven't done something they're not going to do it this is not only a terrorist syndicate it is a criminal enterprise criminal enterprise almost delicious too believe my friend criminal syndicates make no mistake about it we've got to have a better strategy and I would hope we'd have not only a strategy that understands you know, making it possible for these governments to defend themselves better. For people to understand and agree with us that these terrorists are not in any way representative of their values but that we can bolster democracy and try to give these Arab revolutions a real chance to succeed. All we are saying is give Africans a chance! Wow, did you notice the curious thing? These were supposedly Benghazi hearings

1:13:10 Yeah, yeah. The Congress by the way is a separate part of the government. Congress and there's the executive branch and there's the judicial branch these guys are supposed to all have their own powers it... the Congress is not supposed to be in bed with the executive branch like some of these bullcrap Democrats are. They didn't ask her one question, they just went on and on extolling how great she was! Joe Kennedy is announced who's from Brookline he's a Massachusetts House of Representative guy. Oh ho, Massachusett nuts He's a Massachusetts nuts house, you know why this guy seems like an idiot why he would get voted in but that's Massachusetts Kennedy Kennedy Here's here's his questions about Benghazi. Thank You mr. Chairman mr. Ranking member and Madam Secretary thank you for what I can only describe it as truly exemplary career In public service and a dedication to public service a million miles

1:14:09 miles. And I look forward to what the future holds for you as well. When you become president, remember I said that Hill! Remember? I have two broad-based questions for you if i can madam secretary You now have obviously held this office for four years and an extraordinarily challenging time in our history We're seeing we've recently passed the two-year anniversary of the Arab awakening. We're seeing a recent headlines threats emerging threats from Algeria and Mali across northern Africa spreading out through the Middle East Iran Pakistan Afghanistan, did you notice by the way? He said headlines no

1:14:46 No, where was that in there? He said headlines. We're seeing headlines I don't think he said we're seeing actual events or seeing headlines Oh yeah That's what he said time in our history. We were saying we've recently passed the two-year anniversary of the Arab awakening Or seen recent headlines So, nothing really happening. We just see the headlines. So you don't have to play anymore but he just goes on and on saying how great she is so then... So just cut to another one of these guys this is supposed to be hearings on Benghazi Play the classic kiss ass from Florida clip I'll just ask for a response in writing and we'll go now to Mr. Deutsch from Florida

1:15:27 Thank you Mr. Chairman, and we don't have to wait long because those are some good questions that I'll take up in a moment Secretary Clinton, first I'd like to thank you for the truly remarkable job that you've done as Secretary of State. You have represented the interests of this nation magnificently and I for one hope that after a bit of rest you will consider returning to public service and should that return bring you to Florida, we'll look forward to welcoming there. I would be remiss if did not take this opportunity to once again thank you for your efforts on behalf of my constituent, Robert Levinson. He's just going to thank her? You can kill that character! That is all he does! What is wrong with these people?! Why don't you just say look it goes like this... It goes like this if you don't have a hearing on Benghazi and you're called on then you can just say I pass. I don't want to ask her any questions. She's not gonna give up an opportunity to be on television and no way they're gonna pass

1:16:27 He can succeed. No way! And by the way, what is the great thing she did? Tell me what I'm asking you instead of Adam. What did she do in her four years that is so great? She set the entire continent of Africa on fire Which I think she single-handedly was responsible for that. She made sure that we got Libya, that we got Egypt and by the way her buddy Bill Gates has now invested in a consortium like a billion dollars invested in an Egypt company

1:17:04 You know, so it's like thanks. That's great! So we got that... We've totally destabilized Syria The whole idea is to destabilize everything Make it very difficult and primarily to kick Chiners out! Libya? Chiners! Syria? Chiners All throughout North Africa China, China, China It's like get them out! We need to go in, we need to steal everything She has been fantastic She is Lucifer Beelzebub has done her job. She needs to go back down to the fiery gates of hell and nobody ever mentions this that she's from hell

1:17:40 No, they don't mention that she did you know if you're gonna take that approach which I think that is probably what she did should be getting credit for but nobody ever says that well. I guess vague Thank You secretary I give her big if I was a I beg say Hill great job you've destabilized everything we can go in and sell our war machines to all these other countries who also have interest there. We're balkanizing the Middle East and you've done a great job! Hey, by the way thanks for that Baku pipeline that's all rocking we got Europe under our thumb now we're gonna

1:18:18 Push the Russians out with our own pipelines and you're doing that with your no-chin monster Baroness of Van Ashton so that we can control the gas supply to Europe good job I think as an American citizen Good job! It's not very humane. She is a total A-hole and the whole idea of what is happening rubs me the wrong way, but from an imperialistic American screw you standpoint she has done a great job and that's what all these people are sucking up to her for because they've all got their interest in things that she has been doing That's the end of The Ask Adam. That was good. That was one your better answers Rand Paul however

1:18:58 was the only person and of course he leads into it, and then they both walk away back to the script. But he does slip one in and I'll give him a point for that You have a responsibility because no one else is. And this is, there's certain amount of culpability to the worst tragedy since 9-11 and I'm glad you're accepting this. Here it comes Now my question is Is the US involved with any procuring of weapons transfer of weapons buying selling anyhow transferring weapons to Turkey? This is an excellent question and I think its trick question

1:19:36 So this of course we know is part of what went down in Benghazi, that there was a weapons transfer. There's been no accounting for all the man pads and weaponry that were in Libya. We were all over that when it happened. This is exactly what has been going on and the US of course has been supporting it. supplying these weapons to the so-called rebels. Turns out in Mali, they were Canadians and we've got all kinds of white dudes checking into hotels in Syria and just destabilizing everything because those are the weapons... this is the whole problem! This is why we had to cover it up because there were weapons being smuggled through the Benghazi port Chris Stevens was a part of it And here's her answer Out of Libya To Turkey? TO TURKEY?! WHAT?! Now this is where she messes up

1:20:24 I will have to take that question for the record. Nobody's ever raised that with me. It has been in news reports that ships have been leaving from Libya and they may have weapons, and what i'd like to know is the annex that was close by... There you go! He's talking about the annex next door to the consulate which had the weapons. Which was CIA because the CIA was there too move the weapon through which they do I ran contra, this is not something that the CIA doesn't know how to do. They know how to sell weapons to rebels. Were they involved with procuring buying selling obtaining weapons? And were any of these weapons being transferred to other countries any countries Turkey included? Any country! Now whoa wait a minute she's like what

1:21:08 Looking through the pages, this is not in my script. What is this guy doing? Is he some... what did you think he was Robert De Niro all of a sudden? What are you doing A-hole?! Senator, you'll have to direct that question to the agency that ran the annex Yeah good luck with asking the CIA about that Good luck with that. Nice comeback on her part. Great, but now watch her flow right... she's good she's good I will see what information is available and You're saying you don't know? I do not know! I don't have any information on that That by the way could be one that comes back to bite her in the ass But she'll be so old and decrepit then it won't matter With respect to personnel Senator first

1:21:46 And now it's back to the script. That's why we have... Time to go back to the script, Senator. ...independent people who review this situation as we did with... Blah blah blah blah blah. Hey can I stop for a second and mention a couple of things? Once she had her glasses on again-we should at least talk about that. Yep. I think whatever happened to her It resulted in some small motor movement that means she couldn't put her contacts in. I think she can't put her contacts and I think she's got something wrong with it like, she is going to shake or she cant get the lens without poking herself in the eye. Seriously! So are you off of this facelift eye job?

1:22:33 Well, I'm still kind of adhering to the attempted assassination and some of these other things. But I think she had something or maybe if she had an eye job or if she had Lasik surgery even though those glasses are so Coke bottle like that. I can't believe that's the case they know here is what one of our doctors checked in and said actually his wife is a doctor he said The glasses are little bit fogged And that is the type of glasses you give someone who has had a stroke and that it looks like her left side is a little, a little bit less mobile than her right side. That could be... And then I have to say, I'm going back to assassination attempt! I'm with you there they fried our brain with something Now the other thing is that if you watch the very beginning of this Senate hearings

1:23:28 and you watch her have her sip of water very early, she can't actually hold the glass. She holds the glass up to her mouth and then shakes it, she holds the glass up to her mouth and then wiggles her head forward or backwards to slosh water into her mouth It's the weirdest thing you've ever seen. Hold on a second... it's very lizard-like, she's got that glass of water and she kind of moves her head back and forth to slosh water She doesn't actually lift up and pour the glass into her mouth Oh! That's interesting so there is something with motor skills that is not working I'm looking at the video right now actually

1:24:08 So there's something with her motor skill, like her arms. She can't control her arm? Which makes me think she can't put her contacts in that's why she is wearing glasses. Right but that... She has never worn glasses No I think i have seen her once or twice but she seems to be a typical contact wearer But I thought it was interesting this doctor of course we have lot of medical people who listen the show who mocked me for my diet But the glasses apparently are certain type that were recognized. I'm looking, waiting for the drink of water here is it at the very beginning? Yeah it's right at the beginning okay when when the douchebag is talking whoever it is... You have to run and throw slow and you can see him Okay well I'll just turn this down while that's running so oh I'll be on a lookout for that Very interesting yeah and I've heard that there was an attempt

1:25:03 I much more prefer the facelift angle. I don't want anyone getting killed for anything, although she of course has the blood of millions on her hands... She and Bill together But the analysis we've received is that it looks like some kind of paralysis and that with the type of glasses seems to be consistent with a mild stroke victim. Yeah, could be she's getting on I mean she gets mad I mean she got mad at this hearing. Should we play the get mad clip? And I've heard she has a hot temper and that's the kinda thing that'll blow your vein out Let's play the full clip set that one up

1:25:43 This is the full clip of her blowing up. The guy, this is the one where they... she never answers these questions she beats around the bush She's really good at avoiding anybody who was actually asking strong questions and so this is a guy that's one of the senators I have his name somewhere Johnson? Yeah asking a little.. Asking her you see the lead-up and then she kind of just blows up at him Was information developing? Was the situation fluid?" Hold on a second, I'm seeing her with the water right now. Oh my god! She goes like tilts her head back like she's uh... Like one of those dipping thing- Remember as a kid you had one of those um... It was kind of like a rooster and you had to- Yeah and then she kinda sloshes the water into her mouth. Yeah! She looked at it just wow what is that? That's not lizardlike let me just look at that again that was frightening

1:26:39 It's two minutes and thirteen seconds into it. Eww! Oh, that's pretty sad John It's like I once saw a Hells Angel who he had... this guy died but people in the lowlands will remember this guy and someone had thrown cooking oil over him in a fight. And so his whole head was burned, you know? And it was just yeah and his mouth was just burned shut, you know? Just his chin sticking out but he would drink beer and he would drink it just like Hillary did there. Like, he's gonna tilt his head back and pour the beer in that's frightening

1:27:17 Would we reach conclusions later that weren't reached initially? And I appreciate the... Madam Secretary, do you disagree with me that a simple phone call to those evacuees to show what happened would...? Oh yeah. Stop stop stop! This is what triggered her. This guy brought up the point that we've brought up on this show was they had a bunch of guys, there's four guys and they rousted them and took him to Germany and ditched him. Four?! There's like 30 people! Oh yeah, well sorry it's thirty, I'm thinking of four dead. No, there's like 30 people- Yeah, it was a whole group of people got him out of there and shipped him out of the country, and now they're in hiding. And no one can talk to them. I wouldn't have ascertained immediately that there was no protest? That was a piece of information that could've been easily obtained within hours if not days.

1:28:03 When you're in these positions, the last thing you want to do is interfere with any other process going on. I realize that's a good excuse. Well no it's the fact! Number two... Fact! I would recommend highly you read both what The Arb said about it and The Classified are because even today there are questions being raised now we have no doubt they were terrorists they were militants they attacked us they killed our people But what was going on and why they were doing what they were doing is still unknown. Again, we were misled that there was supposedly protest and then something sprang out of that and assault sprang out of that And that was easily ascertained that it wasn't the fact but the American people could have known within days With all due respect The fact is we had four dead Americans Was it because a protest or guys out for a walk one night who decided to go kill some Americans?

1:28:56 Well, how did you come up with that example? That puzzled me. She's a lunatic! Shut up slave! What difference at this point does it make?! It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again Senator. Now honestly I will do my best to answer your questions about this but the fact is that People were trying in real time to get to the best information. The IC has a process, I understand going with the other committees to explain how these talking points came out but you know... IC is Intelligence Community To be clear it is from my perspective less... You can stop that clip because I want you go another clip Because this where she really gets into the IC

1:29:47 And she, this was with Brooks out of Alabama and I think this was in the house. question and answers. And this guy started grilling her similarly, but she throws the intelligence community under not only under the bus but then blames them for everything as though that was the CIA who briefed our UN representative what's-her-name? Rice. As though the CIA took her say here's what you're gonna do and you're gonna read this And I don't believe this for a minute. I'm wondering whether or not she is not endearing herself to the intelligence community with this particular little thing which runs along but the Brooks Alabama Hillary CIA under the bus clip. But again, I would say that... Oh and by the way, this is two minutes into it. Secretary Rice conveyed information that had been

1:30:42 provided by the intelligence community and the interagency process. I'm not trying to go into the process right now, just trying to determine what the truth is as best we know at this time Secretary Clinton is Ambassador Rice's statement that Benghazi was quote prompted of course by an anti-Muslim video in quote put on the internet in the United States factually accurate. I'd have to go back to my first answer Congressman and just say that we don't know all the motivations so I do not want to give a sweeping answer as to what prompted those men to come out that night and attack our compound okay well On September 16th, the very same day UN Ambassador Susan Rice made her statements to the American people and the world, Libyan President Mohammad Magarov said on NPR that quote, The idea that this criminal and cowardly act was a spontaneous protest that had just spun out of control is completely unfounded and preposterous. We firmly believe that this was a pre-calculated, preplanned attack that was carried out specifically to attack the United States consulate end quote

1:31:44 As we now know, from everything I have read at least the Libyan president told the truth. Contrast that with the statements by Ambassador Rice to United Nations it forces one to wonder whether Libya's intelligence was that much better than America is on September 16th or whether Libyan leaders were that much more willing to be candid or avoid misstatements? Secretary Clinton what evidence was there that was so compelling that it caused the White House, through Ambassador Susan Rice to make these representations about spontaneous protests anti-Muslim videos and the like despite evidence and statements of Libya's own president to the contrary. What... you know she is going to make these statements in affirmative act on her part where was the compelling evidence? And what was it?"

1:32:36 Well Congressman, I was not involved in the so-called talking points process. My understanding... Ooh! I like that write that down as a show title Talking Points Process The thing is it was a typical process trying to get to the best information available It was an intelligence product uh... they are as i intelligence product while again a lot of the level and understand it out working with their committees of jurisdiction to try to on unpack that but I will say that all of the senior administration officials, including Ambassador Rice who spoke publicly to this terrible incident had the same information from the intelligence community. If I might interject, I appreciate your response so far but if you're not familiar with any compelling evidence that would support the statements made by Ambassador Rice who would know?

1:33:32 Well, there was evidence and the evidence was being sifted and analyzed by the intelligence community which is why the intelligence community was the principal decider about what went into talking points. And there was also the added problem of nobody wanting to say things that would undermine the investigation. So it was much more... Alright, so we know what's going on here? She knows that there is their fuck up she knows that the CIA fucked it up and that's why she's so coy to say go ahead Rand Paul once you go talk to the CIA and that's why she's here saying hey! That was the intel that was you know CIA I had nothing to do with us not my problem she knows that they cannot touch her because she knows that she knows that they know that she knows

1:34:14 That's what going on here. Yeah, you were talking here I think referring to the botched kidnapping attempt which was obviously a set up deal that didn't work out So in this vein of this whole intelligence thing Here just...I just want to catch her in a little... By the way she was pounding them with that answer Oh yeah Here is a little lie that i wanted get out of the way You got pretty upset about it when somebody suggested that this was a terrorist attack The video I did not say that it was about the video for Libya. Okay, you didn't say that. Let's go to Andrews Air Force Base September 14th We've seen the heavy assault on our post in Benghazi That took the lives of those brave men

1:35:03 We've seen rage and violence directed at American embassies over an awful internet video that we had nothing to do with. I'm sorry Hillary, you did basically refer to it. You did! Play the second clip, the first clip again where she denies it. We just heard her say it... Alright hold on a second I just want to get it clear how she lied. You got pretty upset about it when somebody suggested that this was a terrorist attack. The video, I did not say that the video was for Libya. It certainly was for... Yeah you did! She did?

1:35:44 You lie! You speak with four-tongued lizard woman. My favorite clip, this is a real short one I have here where... let's see where you have it nothing oh you've been nothing could be further from the truth there's always a classic to hear yeah that when you're lying and that's what you want to say people have accused ambassador Rice in the administration of misleading Americans I can say trying to be in the middle of this and understanding what was going on, nothing could be further from the truth. It's almost too delicious to believe my friends! Nothing could be further from the truth that is the classic lie yeah it's so obvious everybody knows you know you get a six-year old kid does that

1:36:25 So then of course this is what all the news media was playing. This is the Hillary chokes up which I have a little follow-up clip to, so you just have to hear because Shuppo Bravo I think the award for best supporting actress in a motion picture drama or musical goes to Hillary Rodham Lucifer Clippity Club Clinton For me this is not just a matter of policy it's personal. I stood next to President Obama as the Marines carried those flag-draped caskets off the plane at Andrews, and put my arms around the mothers and fathers

1:37:09 the sisters and brothers, the sons and daughters. And the wives left alone to raise their children." It has been one of the great honors of my life to lead the men and women at the State Department and USAID. So there she is choking up about how she put her arms around fathers, mothers, sisters and brothers of those who were slain in this horrible attack and just choking up but here's a father of one of the SEALs... He came out originally and blamed the video in fact at Andrews when Secretary Clinton stood up to address the crowd She referenced the videotape from this movie maker in California as being to blame for your son's death.

1:37:52 Well, this is what Hillary did. She came over and you know she's uh...did the same thing you know separately came over to them talked with me I gave her a hug shook her hand and she was did not appear to be one bit sincere at all And you know she mentioned that thing about we're going to have that person arrested and prosecuted That did the video There ya go there's a father saying she came over and she was insincere Yeah, no she wasn't choked up at that thing. We heard another report of that early on The mother? Remember the mother? She was like a cold... No! That was worse! That was about Obama wasn't it?! Oh yeah it was about Obama. They're all the same Let me just see I wish I had had one at the ready It was the mother of one of the... This is during that same event Let's just see Mother... Hold on hold on

1:38:49 of my we have do you realize how many gigabytes of files we create for this giga gigabytes of jugger booze and giblets and meanwhile so while where this is the kind of analysis that you would expect from from a media that you either pay for, your government pays for or that you support by buying crap products from the Chiners on your credit card with money you don't really have. But of course this is how Diane Sawyer really reports on this. We turn to the fiery appearance for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifying before Congress on the tragedy in Benghazi It was a valedictory that showed her indignation and emotion

1:39:36 Validictory? What is that? Is that like a female version of it? It's like a valedictorian. Isn't that what she was talking about? Yeah, I think that's what she said. She's a validictorian... Let me just uh... I gotta hear that again. We turn to the fiery appearance for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifying before Congress on the tragedy in Benghazi. It was a valedictory that showed... Valedictory?! That sounds like she said a valid victory! She's drunk. Yes, she is drunk. We know she is drunk. Indignation and emotion as she ends this tenure on the public stage ABC's chief global affairs correspondent Martha Raddatz brings us the riveting encounter today Martha

1:40:14 swooning over this riveting encounter, riveting on the global stage. Fantastic! Diane what a way to end her four year tenure as Secretary of State A month ago she was flat on her back with a nasty concussion prompting accusations she was trying to avoid testifying about Benghazi but today this woman who has traveled the world is America's top diplomat came to The Hill ready for a fight Daaah! Ready for a fight And then you're swooning over her, swooning! That's terrible. It's horrible What kind of reporting is this? This ABC I know this is the top dog network Man isn't that just amazing? I find it really fun like whoa Whoa well at least we look into this a little bit more and catch the lies and How hard can it be

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2:04:25 Not a single birthday call out for today? I don't- Isn't that weird. That's been awhile that we haven't had that. Yeah We do have a nighting here, so i think that will be great. We've got one night to bring in uh...to the round table. Good night! Do you have your sticker? Yeah hold on a second There ya go buddy Hans-Jörg Schoensteffensi Herrn, my friend. It is time for you to become a knight of the Noah's Inner Round Table for your donations in the amount of $1,000 or more and we thank you very much for your support on The Best Podcast In The Universe So I hereby pronounce thee Sir Hans Jörg Knight of the Nohagin Roundtable for you sir. Hookers and Blow, Red Boys and Chardonnay Hot Pants & Booze, Wenches and Beer Rubinous, Rumina and Rose Geishas and Sake Vodka and Vanilla Bong Hits and Bourbon Sparkling Cider on Escorts or Mutton and Mead And welcome to the round table! Your pin will be on the way once we figure out what to do with radioactive stuff Whatever whatever that is So uh... You mean the paint?

2:05:27 Yeah, the radioactive paint pins. It's not radioactive it just reflective its IR reflective I thought was radioactive no it's not radioactive No? Oh that's a bummer Did you see the hilarious bit of Pierce Moron that uh... the denied i've relegated to pierce more on watching to you okay seemed to be a good issue bitch about this guy used to see seem to enjoy watching him what yeah it's it's my guilty pleasure some people do heroin i watch pierce morgan what can I tell ya so down with the Dwight Yoakam You know, he's a good old country boy. I like the Dwights when he is playing his country tunes, his git fiddle. Uh, Pierce appears to be sick. 5 million records, Dwight Yoakam is much more than a country superstar He's talented actor with lots of say about issues that matter to America. Dwight said this album has three pairs Welcome to you Dwight Thank-you. And going further, your'e singer Yeah? You must have had... Hold on a second! What? He obviously got the flu

2:06:24 Well, listen. And I don't understand any of the, you know, the kind of biological aspects or that, you know, of the meds. We're both doing the math, aren't we? We both saw him put that thing in my arm and within 10 days... So he went on The Dr Oz Show and got a shot! Got a flu shot and ten days later he's deathly ill

2:07:05 I love that. Yeah, well this flu was really nasty. Do you know? I have a feeling that this is a test Did you had did you get that feeling at all but this might be no III This is just random. I'm not buying it Okay Well all the way to do that they got there You know they I think they'd like to have the flu like this every year because then he you know forces more people To get the shot But the shot was curiously ineffective button, you know Not only ineffective It gave people the actual flu Well, I don't know about that. Whatever the case is it did well come on John what do you mean this is I just used like No, of course you didn't get a shot house of course You didn't get a shot your year and you're a smart dude use the d3 trick And and then I went to with the prophylactic of Tamiflu and so I kind of went through the whole thing without catching yet I think I'm sure

2:08:01 have the virus in me but it's not doing anything. Here it is, John here it is. The nasty flu though It is IDFchicks.curry.com IDF chicks! Oh yeah you better go quick before the chat room blows my server up Thank You very much Jonathan. Jonathan donated of course he was listening live and so this is a whole bunch of hot Israeli chicks in uniform Oh my goodness. They are the chosen people Are you looking? Yeah, I'm looking look at the one in the white uniform with uh oh man Number 10 or number 9 number 9 You got it nailed it hello hello yes Hey buddy we have similar tastes Look at 13 and the one on the left there holy crap 13 We're going down to 13 Wow! Oh my goodness

2:09:04 Oh 14 look at for it. Look at what's happening in 14 whoa yeah, that one But the thing is this girl got a smile on her face. She knows bull Yeah well I got a smile on my face too. This is uh 17 oh My goodness all right all right It's not where our shows about you onto the chai exacting six Exactly what our show is about. Here by the way, is a reminder for those of you about... This whole website, TheChive.com, I subscribe to their feed. You mean you subscribe do it? Yeah! I subscribed to their feed. It's nothing but girls pictures. Yes! No no that's not true they have sometimes just... There are sexy chivers among them this is there audience. I subscribe to The Chives RSS Feed absolutely

2:09:51 They have something, they have like random cool photos. Look at picture 26 by the way No no we're not looking anymore I want to play you... Oh wait a minute! You have to look at 27 No i'm not looking, i'm not looking I'm NOT LOOKING I have to play you the audio This is just because I found it This is that member of the vile rat He was one of four who was killed in Benghazi Yeah? This his mom on Anderson Cooper about President Obama Why didn't play here we go, and I still don't know in fact today. I just heard something more that that he died of smoke inhalation So you don't even know the cause is true or not no? No, I don't I don't know where I look at TV And I see bloody handprints on walls Thinking my god is that my son's I don't know if it was shot. I don't know I don't know they haven't told me anything They're still studying it

2:10:51 And the things that they are telling me are just outright lies. That Susan Rice, what she talked to me personally and she said this is the way it was because of this film that came out So she told you personally that she thought it was a result of that video? The protest Oh absolutely! Absolutely In fact all of them did All of them did Leon Panetta actually took my face in his hands like this and he says trust me I will tell you what happened. And so far he's told me nothing, nothing at all and i want to know it's important for you know the details that matter how hard they are tough they are here

2:11:45 Exactly. I told them, if it's such a secret thing fine take me in another room whisper in my ear what happened so that I know and we'll go from there but no they treat me like at first I was so proud because they were treating me so nice when I went to that reception they all came up to me and talked to me everything...I cried on Obama shoulder And then he kind of looked off into the distance. I love that clip! He just looked off into... We played this step window about three months, two months ago? Yeah of course because this is what the bed... Hold on a second.

2:12:30 Just want you to know that how did you even find that clip again? Well I mean there's there you go, so they had all these dances and all this bullcrap You know and they had this my favorite one. I'm watching the democracy now and they go into this dirty wars thing where they're just accusing the administration of Obama being war criminals. I'm going to play a couple back-to-back clips because the first clip is Amy Goodman, they show Obama and Michelle dancing while Jennifer Hudson's singing in the background and there on his stage dancing with you know just by themselves

2:13:12 And Goodman is gushing like, oh this is the greatest thing ever. What a great thing this is and then they... This woman's got to be nuts! You are not the best podcast in the universe, lady. So we can just play a little bit from that same... she goes and sits down with these guys, I'm going to play some of the really good stuff on Sunday. But play Dirty Wars beyond Bush Gitmo comments. So dirty wars? Is it too cynical to say? This is the fourth anniversary of President Obama promising to close Guantanamo. It hasn't happened there still.

2:14:09 Scores of men there, 166 men. More than 80 have been cleared yet they're still there Is it too cynical to say that this dirty war as you call it The targeted killings are a way to end all these prisons because you don't detain the prisoners You simply kill them That's what people like Jack Goldsmith and other former Bush legal advisors and national security team, I mean the irony of these guys who have no moral standing to talk about these issues are saying well Obama is just killing these people at least we stuck them in some sort of a prison. It's devastating that this is what these Bush people are saying about Obama that's what they're alleging. It's pretty funny! Yeah I thought so! She's so happy that there were dancing together

2:14:58 did you see president carter he was there like it is like insane who is the media isn't saying no i did not see present card that must have been a hoot here's uh... yet pretty good quote i liked what is always should be one of my prayers for more than thirty years and peaceful their neighbors as well i just got back from china and my concern is that this uh... on element of our interest and antagonism that uh... his building between united states in china which could degenerate into various serious confrontation. I hope that will change because when i left office we had just normalized diplomatic relations with China." Yeah, no kidding Jimmy! That's because we're kicking the Chiners out of Africa He's saying it! At least he is saying it! There's someone out there who says hey you know maybe want to back off on the Chiners a little bit? You know...because

2:15:48 We're mean, we're just mean. We are mean a-holes in the world. Well you know we are definitely protecting our interests. So meanwhile I ran into this little clip from the news hour again on NPR they were discussing the legality of drones and i thought that this This, and we've talked about this before. We probably had other clips like it but I think people need to be constantly reminded about this because of the potential of this being a war crime and this is kind of legal case presented here that

2:16:26 No one will let anyone read it. What we don't know is, we don't even know to what extent this administration's relying on that 2001 AUMF or are they relying on self-defense? Or some combination of...or nothing at all right The legal opinion that was drafted by the Justice Department now a couple years ago has been so tightly held that even Senator Wyden, the number three ranking member of the Senate Intelligence Committee which is supposed to have oversight is not allowed to see the opinion. So this means and then the courts themselves are not applying due process they've declined to take the cases, the challenges to the program so it means that this is a completely...the checks and balances should be applying don't apply here we don't have the court's

2:17:12 having oversight and we basically have the committees they're supposed to have oversight of this program being denied the basic information on what the law is. And let me just ask you briefly here because the other question that always comes up is what happens as other countries get this technology and use it against our allies or potentially against us, and try to make the same legal case? Yeah well I read the actual judge's assessment to you yeah! She called it the Alice in Wonderland case Because I know what I've read. I've judged it is completely legal, but because of the powers of the executive office I can't actually tell you why and so shut up slave just shut up shut up and stop asking questions It's anyways this isn't sick So now I ran into there was a little thing it was a brew ha ha it was just like and I got a two-clip thing What is please explain?

2:18:10 A brouhaha. It's like a big fuss, it's like beyond... somebody made a fuss? If you make the worst kind of fuss it's beyond just a fuss. Brouhaha where does that come from the word brouhaha I don't know but its an old word though How do you spell it? B-R-O-U H-A-H-A Like brew, B-R-O-U And is etymology Let's just find out for a second, this is worth it. Words do matter here we go. Brouhaha? Okay... Said by Gamal Shag to have been in medieval theater the cry of the devil disguised as clergy. Brouhaha! I guess that's where it comes from So I got a two-part clip one is the Pat Robertson brouhaha followed by horrid response because you know how many people have seen this. How evangelist Pat Robertson is raising eyebrows all right for saying that quote awful looking women

2:19:10 Maybe to blame for failing marriages in so many words a teenager. I just found God This is like this this was going on an MSNBC and I think CNN was picking it up And you're gonna want to have a pause between these two clips because the say this is one of those Set this part up It's one of those clips where you say, you know that is the that is the ugliest woman I've ever seen and then you say That's terrible you'd say anything and besides that, you're ugly. You know it just is...You can't be on both sides of the same argument and so what you're gonna hear here is..and then your gonna hear the greatest laugh in terms of sick that your ever gonna hear but play this first clip So I'm playing them back to back or am I waiting? No no, you play one then we are going to stop and then you are going to play the second one And were going to discuss

2:20:01 Play one, discuss stop. Maybe to blame for failing marriages in so many words a teenager wrote to a magazine and asked how To get his dad to pay more attention to his mom. This was Pat Robertson's response on the 700 Club It may be your mom isn't as sweet as you think she is How are you gonna blame the mother? It's easy to blame the mother, you know a woman came to a preacher that I know he's so funny And she was awful looking. I mean, her hair was all torn up and she was overweight and terrible clothes bad. And she said, oh reverend what can I do? My husband has started to drink. And the preacher looked at her and said madam if I was married to you I'd start to drink too. Oh my! We need to cultivate romance darling

2:21:07 So when I heard this it was just like, oh yeah that's pretty funny. But the MSNBC typical drones over there they're all incensed by this and then of course they turn on him and say well he's not a good look you know but then you have to listen to this woman... And i wish I had written down who it was as one of these part-timers You have to hear this second clip is unbelievable Wow Hello? Was he like trying to tell a joke on bad there? Pat Robertson is married his wife since 1954. And he looks stunning. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

2:22:06 Wow, like an old drunk. Well I gotta line that up for the end of the show. Isn't that a great... Holy crap what is wrong with you lady? Let me just set it up so I can make sure I have... Was he trying to tell a joke on bad there? Pat Robertson has married his wife since 1954 and he looks stunning! Okay let's stop it there so I'll have that for the end of this show yeah that's good well this is what the media has become See, they all figured out that people are really interested. News is free! News is everywhere and news is cheap That's why all these newspapers are going bust You know, online news is no one gives a crap about news. The only thing that matters about news is the analysis of the news and since we don't have all this, God, we got to hit the commercial breaks and we have all these new corporate owners and we can't do this for all the sponsors. We're coming into a hard break here. We're going to stop discussing this. Okay? That's right yeah but in the meantime John what have you been learning

2:23:02 So they all have to now just be comedians. And by the way, Condoleezza Rice is joining I think CBS so she'll now be a pundit along you know like... When you get people in the political arena going into media it just becomes one big incestuous cluster of poop! It's just poop. Here's Prince Harry did an interview on the BBC where he had an interesting, this is actually from The Nation I think. The protectorate of you know Canada is of course the Queen owns Canada even though they won't admit it so they as important for them to do royalty news and so they rebroadcast what the prince said while he was interviewed out there in Kandahar

2:23:49 Captain Harry Wales, as he's known in the British military spent 20 weeks in Afghanistan serving as a gunner on an Apache helicopter. He admits he shot at and killed Taliban fighters. Yes we fire when we have to take a life to save a life. So okay so he says take a life to save a life And this of course gets play with the people who are idiots in America on NBC. So they don't actually play the clip, but they'll say, oh did you see that horrible thing he said? his missions, the missions he went on where he was fired upon by the Taliban and returned... This is Matt, by the way. ...fire killing some members of the Taliban and he takes it kind of matter-of-factly I know you've heard the interviews what do you think about it? Is that okay? Matt, I'm just really confused as to why The Palace would permit the prince would give such an interview Why do you need antagonize the Taliban? Well, I thought he jumped the shark when he was shown playing video games And then oh my god we killed people

2:24:48 Why do you have to antagonize the Taliban? You mean like they're not showing the bin Laden photos, is that what you're talking about idiot. This is news Unbelievable And that isn't their analysis What's there now would you want to antagonized a Taliban they could hurt us They could come here. No, they're in Mali now, you know, they're all over Africa Nick just because they haven't done it doesn't mean they won't just ask Hillary. She said so I saw her she was slugging back some water Right, so I do have oh yeah this is did I don't know is that what was our last? Hate to go back to the story But what was the last Commentary we had a show or two ago about Lanza and he didn't use any of these high-powered rifles And he they only found a couple of pistols

2:25:45 No, they had found four pistols and no long rifle. No AR-15 in the school. Okay well they had the latest update which basically said the same thing. Four pistols, no rifle even though you pointed out that uh... coroner said on our shot to death with a bunch of high-powered rounds in a rifle i had no he he testified we didn't have to be sent right there and for the press all of them shop with the long rifle every single one of morning to you this continues to be uh... very complex investigation and there's a lot of contradictory information out there but there is some new information that this is the clip by played at three weeks ago so i was i'm wondering where i got this clip

2:26:28 because this clip just ran and play my clippers I think it's a this is your clip I'm playing your clip which is the old clip yeah but why am I getting this clip now why are they running this clip again Where they ran it on TV again? Yeah interesting picked it up yet like yesterday interesting Well, we'll play it this morning from a couple of federal officials And state officials. They say now that there were actually four handguns recovered inside the school not just two as we were initially told but four handguns and apparently only hand guns that were taken into the school. We knew that Adam Lanza, the man said to be the gunman here also had a assault style AR-15 style rifle that he had taken to the school it was in the car he drove there his mother's car

2:27:20 but we've been told by several officials that he left that in the car. Well this is obviously planted to, you know... there wasn't enough of a conspiracy talk we need No no I don't think this i think your missing the point because with that last thing that happened in Texas with these two guys shooting at each other I think they're morphing they've already got what they needed on the long rifle assault weapons and assault weapon one abandoned They are going after handguns now I think this is morphed. Interesting, interesting. Let me... Though i happen to have a clip because of course it happened nearby at this Texas shooting listen very carefully as to how conveniently coincidental We the campus will be reopening tomorrow It has been safe for 40 years we think its still safe The training that goes in many people are where you prepared? We have 170 member police force at Lone Star

2:28:15 They go through direct training on active shooter and other... This was not an active shooter incident. But they go through training on how to deal with this, but just within the last seven days On this campus we've had three training exercises for faculty and staff Oh well isn't that coincidental? It just so happens to be! We had three trainings Three of these were not an active shooter incident Since when did this become like a noun? Interesting An active shooter incident Well, of course they're going after everything. Duh! I don't think that's really a surprise... Not to me at least. No, I'm just saying it's starting to be more noticeable if you start listening to the latest reports on the rifle thing is done They figured that they got that done Since you brought it up Big clips and rifles out Since you brought it up An interesting discovery has been made in the conspiratorial circles of late Excuse me

2:29:17 No, I threw up in my mouth. A video that CNN shows and they showed these packages over and over on the day of the shooting includes you see like a SWAT team running into the school Did you recall this? No, I didn't see any of these videos. So you see it so you see like aerial footage of Sandy Hook and then you see the there's a footage of a SWAT team running into the school unfortunately oh yeah now I saw that I thought she meant for the Houston event Yeah unfortunately that's not Sandy Hook That is that is a drill...that is footage from a drill from an entirely different school

2:29:57 Oh really? Uh-huh. So they're just completely, they're completely creating their phoning up the reports in every way imaginable and when you do that... But meanwhile they spending all their time bitching and moaning about lip syncing isn't this is same thing? Yeah yes indeed indeed yeah it's pretty interesting isn't it It's, you know it is a sickening situation. I'm surprised and luckily we take a light hearted approach to this incompetence but it's not incompetence its obviously meant to be just crap for your Obama bot friends that you like to dine with to lap up

2:30:40 Let me ask you about this. You tell me what's going on with this report North Korea says it is going to carry out a third nuclear test and it will be aimed at its so-called arch enemy, the United States What is this about? Arch enemy?! What is this on RT? BBC my friend! BBC! Listen again North Korea says it's going to carry out a third nuclear test and it will be aimed at its so-called arch enemy the United States. The announcement by the military comes after the United Nations Security Council passed a new resolution on Tuesday increasing sanctions against the country after its long range rocket launch last month So this is, the way I see it they're just making this up now because you know it's not like Kim Jong Un went

2:31:27 Hey, we're gonna shoot them some nuclear crap at you bitches. No they just make it there's no spokesperson There's no video there's no soundbite. They just say Oh North Korea said it so Yeah, yeah I got a look for uncle Don now because you know he'll be on the national treasure They always call him when it's about Korea since he was ambassador Yeah, but that's I mean this is what do you think that is? We just needed to it's not enough for Hillary to set Africa on fire and the entire Middle East is on fire. And now we got a doom North Korea. We just gotta ratchet that up Chinese or it's got something to China. Yeah, yeah, you're probably right damn Chinas It's hard to keep track of all this crap little shout out to our human resources in Gitmo nation lowlands thought it was very

2:32:24 Very here's a little report that I have here 1.1 million pensions will be cut in April according to the Dutch Central Bank That's if you well, there's only 17 million people in the country Yeah It's quite a few that's basically all pensions around 75 Dutch corporate pension funds will have to reduce payouts this year and 40 of them will have To make a further cut in 2014 according to central bank it's time to invest and you know what? cat food Maybe we should start a cat food company. Five funds, cut their pensions at the end of 2014 and by the way the cat food should be sold with kind of like a shrink wrap with a spoon. With plastic spoons on it? Just like that ice cream thing where you peel it back and...

2:33:21 I've always thought they needed to change the packaging. Cat food, you're bad. So by the end of this year All the country's pension funds are supposed to have brought their buffers back up to the required 105% but 40 of the funds may miss this deadline Forcing a second round of reductions next year. So oh, yeah No, no, so this is like completely shut-up slave meanwhile Meanwhile if you ever heard of the Dutch sandwich

2:33:58 the sexual position? Now, the Dutch sandwich is... I actually have how it works. So the Netherlands has almost no tax on intellectual property so Dell just in 2011 paid 0.10% tax in The Netherlands on its two billion dollars worth of profit You see what they do is, let me see I think there was like a one-liner here that i really liked as an explanation. Here's how it works let me see... Essentially you make the profits in Ireland except you charge the profits to your Dutch intellectual property company so the money and you know you charge your own company for it

2:34:53 Does that make any sense? So you know it's basically, that's why they call it the Dutch sandwich. So I guess the point is here while the Dutch are being screwed with their pension funds they are blowing Michael Dell and every other... And by the way it's not just Dell all these companies have... Here it is multinational companies rather... Outrageous tax scams! Check it out Multinational companies according to Bloomberg routed $13.5 trillion in 2010 through 14,300 Dutch special financial units. Thirteen and a half trillion dollars! And the companies

2:35:37 That are screwing you, you shittison. Apple Google Yahoo Dell all companies that you purchase products from that's it I'm not googling anything anymore screw those guys and yahoo Melissa what's her name Marissa? Screw you too! That's no fair No, this is the whole scam. I mean we have this high tax rate but it only works with small companies. The big guys they pull these stunts But the Dutch should boycott these companies because they're getting screwed on pension funds Yeah no that makes no sense you running 13 trillion through their money launderers and then they're not benefiting from it Nor are we How dumb are we?

2:36:28 Which I can't say to any of them. We're just dumb doing here, doing this stupid show Seven dead in Yemen on the drone strike this morning. Hey now! Good mornin' everybody how you doin'? AQIP? AQAP, I'm sorry We're droning the crap out of Yemen right now Yeah well it's not just Yemen Is it on- are we keeping it on our running total Well this is hard but yes this one but it says here in the report from the BBC At least six more are reported to have been killed in strikes over the weekend I mean with there's not even a running total, but this is Brennan you know Brennans now the guy who? Who's in charge of the kill list and she means business no he's apparently the architect of the drone system Yes He's probably got something to do with that legal opinion that makes it okay to do this course of course. She does and congratulations to Was her name again Do you remember the journalist?

2:37:25 who, Lee McGrath Goodman who was denied a visa to go and investigate the pedo-bear stuff on the Isle of Jersey. Oh yeah that was an old story Yeah well she got her visa. Well good maybe you'll get something out of it Apparently there was...who was it? Some important guy must have died No member of parliament for Birmingham Yardley John Hemming put in a parliamentary question to immigration minister Damien Greene about the delay of her visa and then her visa arrived a few days later. So, you know I'm telling you when this thing cracks open finally and of course no one will believe it but it'll be so obvious that the whole British elite system is just one big pedo bear suit The whole thing! They're crazy over there Frighteningly so And the Dutch are involved...and the Belgians

2:38:24 We know it, we know what you're up to. Nut cases! Alright anything else? Uh yeah sex offenders allowed on Facebook Sex offenders allowed on Facebook Yeah some lawsuit about that Big deal I didn't think you'd like that Now that's pretty much... Oh no wait I do have something for your medley Thank you very much for sending me that by the way You sent me your bird is the word medley Oh yeah, right. And I remember you did this with Louis Louis? No, Louie Louie was different. I had collected and i'm still collecting these by the way and anyone else who has a louie louie done as a cover band...I have this huge collection of louies and I've got like five more no that was just louie louie played by one band after another

2:39:17 Yeah, you're hoarding Louie Louis. Yes! Okay so you're also hoarding Bird is the Word I liked it...I thought it would be a little more mashup You kind of just like bunch stuff together It was an inside out thing I've got some theory about this But I like it but its releasable Its releaseable but you need to add uh This Brian can I see that paper for a sec? Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news You thought what would be big news? Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety What are you talking about?! Oh have you not heard

2:39:59 It was my understanding that everyone had heard. Heard what? Brian Don't! I want a bird, bird, bird, for birds of word. I want a bird, bird, bird, for birds of word Did you have this one? Yeah No i have that. I have that whole episode That's the one where Jesus is in That is actually probably I think the finest episode Of Family Guy ever Because I don't know how they managed to make this transition from The Bird Is A Word To Jesus who's working at a record store Who they bring into the you know they make him come out as such and then he did it goes to his head And it becomes a big rock star. I mean, it's just the craziest episode people should track it down You remember that miss Mickey? and I went to a table read of A family guy so we actually witnessed because one of her girlfriends in LA Her then I think husband now He's a writer on their show

2:40:52 So he invited us over and you because when they do the table read, you know there's a small audience of maybe 20 people and they because they want to gauge the Gauge response was yeah I have to say it was one of one of them The coolest things I've ever seen when it comes to a creative process And the thing that I that I noticed immediately which I thought was kind of fun is what's his name Seth? What's-his-name? McFarland. He has Tourette's He has the exact same Tourette's I do. Oh, that's funny! Next time you see him watch him... You know, I call it a jidget. You don't see them too often but- I call it a jidjet Why do I call it a jidget? Ha, I've never heard that but you would be able to spot him a mile away. A JIDGET! Yeah so he's... So when he is at the table ready does all the voices right? He does several of them yeah and but then his head is like doing this little tick with his head It's exactly what I have That's funny Which means one day I'll have his bank account Seems unlikely Yes, it does seem rather unlikely doesn't it Oh well Alright so

2:41:58 Are we doing anything for end of clip? End of show clip. I think were good to go, I think were done. Yeah i agree, just play that woman laughing and were good to go. That'll do it! I sincerely thank you John C. Dvorak for your entertaining clips today, you had a good run Well, I think you had a better run. I don't know about that. Of something Yeah...I got to run And we are still about to be homeless in a couple of weeks as no home fits us As of right now so were working on that and thank you too Gitmo Slave welcome back

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