Topic: Prince Harry

Buckingham Palace announced that King Charles III has been diagnosed with an undisclosed form of cancer discovered during a prostate procedure. This news has sparked renewed interest in a December 2022 prediction regarding the King's health and the potential for a short reign. Prince Harry has reportedly traveled to the UK to visit his father, leading to widespread speculation about the future of the monarchy.

Rumors of marital trouble and professional failure surround Prince Harry and Meghan Markle following the loss of their $25 million Spotify deal. Spotify executive Bill Simmons famously labeled the couple "grifters" after the partnership ended. The hosts apply the "boomerang theory," suggesting that the couple's past media manipulation is now resulting in negative public backlash.

Spotify terminated its $25 million deal with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle after only 12 episodes of the "Archetypes" podcast. The hosts analyze this as a failure of the "Hollywood model" in podcasting, noting that Spotify is moving away from expensive celebrity exclusives.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle claimed to be involved in a "near catastrophic" two-hour car chase with paparazzi in Manhattan on May 16, 2023. Critics argue the event was a staged hoax intended to justify their demands for official UK security details after being stripped of royal protection. The logistics of a high-speed chase in New York City traffic are questioned, especially after the couple switched from SUVs to a yellow taxi.

The upcoming coronation concert at Windsor Castle is discussed, featuring performers like Lionel Richie and Katy Perry. The hosts recount an old tabloid story involving Lionel Richie's personal life before moving on to the guest list, which includes Tom Cruise and Nicole Scherzinger. Speculation arises regarding King Charles's longevity on the throne, with the suggestion that this event serves as a rehearsal for the eventual reign of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Prince Harry's brief visit to the coronation is detailed, noting his relegated role as a spectator while Meghan Markle remained in California for their son's birthday. In London, police detained several "Not My King" protesters in Trafalgar Square. The hosts claim the professional-looking protest signs and yellow t-shirts were funded by the Labor Party to undermine the monarchy.

The discussion turns to Prince Harry's memoir, *Spare*, in which he accused Camilla of leaking stories to the press to rehabilitate her own image at his expense. Tina Brown acknowledges the role of sophisticated PR secretaries in transforming the public's perception of Charles and Camilla. The hosts suggest NPR's coverage is an attempt to capitalize on the high ratings generated by Harry and Meghan's media ventures.

The show concludes with the "Prince Harry" parody song and a final sign-off from Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak. They credit the producers of the end-of-show mix and remind listeners to return for the Sunday episode. The hosts reiterate their "far less than cutting edge" branding and offer a final "adios mofos."

British TV host Jeremy Clarkson faced intense backlash and potential firing by Amazon Prime after writing a satirical column about Meghan Markle in *The Sun*. Clarkson referenced a *Game of Thrones* scene, expressing a desire to see the Duchess paraded through the streets. Prince Harry condemned the article as "horrific and cruel," while the hosts discuss the death of comedy and the "dick treasure" status of Clarkson.

A speculative discussion explores the possibility of King Charles III's sudden death before his May 6 coronation, potentially leading to Prince Harry's rise or Camilla acting as a regent. The conversation touches on "died suddenly" tropes and the historical role of the Queen Consort.

A UK Health Security Agency report is used by some outlets to claim that COVID-19 boosters may cause a form of vaccine-induced immunodeficiency. The segment also notes Prince Harry's recent advocacy for HIV testing and the existence of a UK government fund for vaccine-related disabilities.

Canadian billionaire Frank Giustra, known for his involvement in the Uranium One deal and the Clinton Foundation, is reportedly positioning Prince Harry and Meghan Markle as the "New Clintons." Steve Bannon's "War Room" podcast highlighted Giustra's history as a "penny stock promoter" who uses high-profile relationships to inflate mining values. The hosts suggest the royal couple is being groomed for a similar international influence role.

The televised interview between Oprah Winfrey and the Duke and Duchess of Sussex is characterized as a highly scripted and rehearsed media event. Meghan Markle's performance is noted for its professional acting quality, while Oprah's reactions are described as carefully timed for maximum impact. The interview's aesthetic, including Markle's dress, is compared to historical figures like Wallis Simpson to signal a specific narrative of royal defiance.

A supercut highlights the reversal of positions by Democratic senators who argued in 2016 that the Senate had a constitutional duty to vote on a Supreme Court nominee during an election year. In current news, Donald Trump responded to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's comments on the election by stating he is "not a fan" and wishing Harry "a lot of luck."

Speculation surrounds the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell and its potential impact on Prince Andrew and the British Royal Family. Some observers suggest that the investigation could eventually lead to new revelations regarding the death of Princess Diana. The theory posits that the current legal pressure on the royals is part of a broader effort to expose or dismantle elite power structures.

Russian pranksters successfully trick Prince Harry into a phone call by posing as Greta Thunberg and her father. During the call, Harry criticizes Donald Trump’s support for the coal industry, claiming the President has "blood on his hands" due to the impact of climate change on island nations.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced their intention to step back as senior members of the British Royal Family, sparking intense media coverage across CNN and the Daily Mail. Comparisons are drawn between the current situation and the death of Princess Diana, with speculation regarding the couple's safety and future financial independence. The discussion highlights their potential move to Los Angeles and the ongoing British taxpayer-funded security they are guaranteed for life.

The birth of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, prompts a discussion about an LA Times opinion piece. The article, titled "Will Meghan Markle and Prince Harry raise their baby to be black?", is criticized by the hosts as an example of absurd racial identity politics in the media.

Discussions regarding Meghan Markle's entry into the Royal Family focus on her American citizenship and potential future in politics. Speculation persists regarding Prince Harry's paternity, involving James Hewitt, and how this affects the perception of royal bloodlines. The union is characterized as a strategic modernization of the monarchy and a potential merger of intelligence interests.

The upcoming wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is overshadowed by family drama, including an open letter from Markle's half-brother calling her "shallow." The hosts discuss the media obsession with the event and the perceived conflict between royal traditions and modern female empowerment.