2:42:16 It's value for value, your time your talent your treasure. Find out more at Dvorak dot org slash N A and for those who need some jobs karma jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs you've got karma It's your birthday, birthday! On Noah's Channel. Yeah well here is our list it's quite a doozy today actually Sir Vincenzo happy birthday to his daughter Gabriella she turned 17 on the 4th of March David Clevenger turned 70 on the 5th Sir Vincento himself turned 50 on March 6th boy that's a cluster John Harvey happy birthday to his smoking hot better half Aaron Erotocris
2:43:03 Erotokritos, celebrated on... oh celebrates tomorrow actually. No today the 11th. Alyssa Kaufman says happy birthday to her smoking hot husband Dan Kaufman he's 39 today Andrew Wah is 33 today Susan Stevens happy birthday to her children John who celebrated on the 9th and Jessica who celebrates on March 12 Richard Burdowski Happy birthday to his daughter Isabella, 13 on the 14th. Kat Emery! Happy birthday to the love of her life William turns 52 on March 18th Sir Saturday Night! Happy birthday to Catherine May 21st get it in early I guess Sir JT Barrington says happy birthday to his wife Dame Spargel and Robert Dreykosen has happy birthday to Dame Jennifer Dreykosen we say happy birthday to everybody on behalf
2:43:51 of the staff and management here at the best podcast in the universe. He will not be changing his name. Now he loves the gag of Sir Saturday Night and he becomes a baronet today thanks to the additional support of $1,000 dollars to The Best Podcast in The Universe and we appreciate that very much We have one daming And we have one knight-ing to do today So...and we got lots of cool stuff at the round table It's balanced schedule Here is your special blade for that
2:44:29 Nice, okay. Which means we have to have Susan Stevens up on the podium and Brian Mosier! Both of you have done enough You've completed it you can join here at the official roundtable of the NOA Agenda Knights and Dames no question about it We thank you very much for your courage And I hereby pronounce the KB as Dame Susan of the Parkways and Sir Truck Driver, Knight of the Open Road. For you who've got hookers and blow, rent boys and Chardonnay Also a trucker omelette with a gallon of Black Rifle coffee Foie gras at 1976 Chateau de Chem Along with some other stuff like Vodka Vanilla Ruben S. Rubin & Rosé Ginger Ale & Gerbils Bong hits and bourbon or
2:45:14 Always the mutton and mead. NoagendaNation.com slash rings is where you can give all the information to Eric to show he's got a great producer website has been working on if you really want it If you really want to produce this show and you do you want to track everything and get everything done? Wait until that thing's open up, its beautiful However for now we just do it in the old-fashioned manual way We congratulate both of them for becoming a knight and a dame And let me see, do we have anything else on this particular... No! That's what we have for that. Now we need to talk about the little party we always like to put on. Just like a party the meetups take place all over Gitmo Nation so also in
2:46:03 What is this? Philly, I think. Union Local 76 their March meetup here's a report Hi Adam and John This is Sean over here at Manayunk Union Local 76 We're having a good meet up bunch of first-timers here Here's the round Hey this is Jim and just want to give a shout out to my sister Deirdra And her new puppy Mickey Hi Umami Mama here and can't wait to donate some money and not be a douche bag anymore. Umami Papa here, thanks for doing everything you guys do. You're making the world a better place! Hey Adam, Sir Booch here and I hope you guys in the morning in the morning This is Sir Scatman of Norristown at the first meetup I'm not hosting where we are eating grass-fed beef and busting balls Alright yeah say goodbye to Keegan moving to Florida In the morning
2:46:52 Sounds like a fun group. Here's the meetups on the schedule for the coming week today, in fact we have the Denver Shapeshifter Meetup at 630 tomorrow Tacoma Washington The Won't Be Triggered or Held to Blame Pub Crawl starts at six at the Oden Brewery Also on Friday, Local 33 Lake Oswego in Oregon at the Dellum Pub. On Saturday brand new on the list The No Agenda Memphis Tennessee 1 o'clock Central Time first meet up at Hammer and Ale you gotta be there! On Saturday Castroville Texas amygdala and mask burning Hopefully just the mask and not the amygdala. Two o'clock at Medina River Winery, also on Saturday San Diego Save The Hour protest noon New English Brewing we like our brewing houses don't we? Chicagoland meet up in exile two o'clock on Saturday at the Sixth Street Bar & Horseshoe Casino in Hammond Indiana that is where my sister-in-law always I think that's where she goes I think that's where she gambles
2:47:52 And she loves the gambling. March 13th, Saturday, Mums The Word Maricopa Arizona 6 o'clock at True Grit Tavern and on Sunday the local 919 Durham North Carolina kickback jacks at 4 o'clock what we have still to come in March My goodness, we've got so we have Nashville. We got Charlotte North Carolina and we got oh the rabble rousing in Riyadh Saudi Arabia on the 19th a go look at no agenda meetups calm you will be amazed that how many people organize these and where they are all over the world. And the great thing about it is you come together, you meet people who just might not bump into one could be a truck driver or the other could be a professor. You can have a waitress, you can have a teacher, you can have a fireman, you can have a video jockey. It's all possible to know agenda meetups noagendameetups.com They're like a party! Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days
2:48:53 You wanna be where you won't be Triggered or held to blame. You wanna be where everybody feels the same It's like a party That just one thing I wanted to mention before, uh... Before we go Someone sent me a JSON which is just the data format of a profile on Clubhouse which is a very woke, very problematic place. So when you get a JSON it has things in there like your user profile, your user ID, your name the URL of your profile picture, your username, your first name, your last name if you're new if you're speaker or moderator where you invited on stage
2:49:47 But there's this very peculiar field in here and I, this is someone who took a picture of the screen with this on it. Uh...I've tried to track down the origin of it It looks legit but who knows? There's a little uh..a little field in there for skin tone And in this particular case this user... On what scale? Oh! It says 3 So this person skin tone is at three so I don't know if its 1-5 or 1-10 It may be completely bullcrap, but I just wanted to point it out. Sounds like bull crap and looks real But I like that is the idea and it would you would say this well yes because this program is so sophisticated That it will change the white balance and do some Yeah, a ling with the algorithm So you'd look perfect on the screen you won't look washed out clubhouse's audio Clubhouse's audio only
2:50:50 It is? Yeah, Clubhouse is just audio. You didn't know that? No I don't know anything about clubhouse it's something I have zero interest in we have enough stuff to deal with Well...I will say But if its audio only okay then it makes us silly There's one thing that I had the thought about If someone hasn't already done this, you might want to consider it. Clubhouse... I mean i've not been on there, I've seen plenty of videos, but I'm not interested at all please don't- Why do you see videos if its audio only? No because they people record it and then post their the screen recording of their phone where you see the little icons light up when they're talking and they recorded that's how you record a clubhouse meeting
2:51:34 So it's a video of what people look at on their phone, which is just a screen filled with people on stage or not are in the audience. What I don't understand is why anyone is wasting any time on this. You need to go straight to corporate, this thing, this conference call app with that's what it is? It's a conference call app should be sold as a conference call app. It would revolutionize conference calls. Conference calls in business suck ass the free numbers suck they're horrible they're no good This is perfect! Yeah you can moderate you can give someone the microphone bring them up on stage you can shut people down
2:52:12 This is a great product for business. For people, it is destructive and stupid just as a consumer app. Well that sounds like an exit strategy! I didn't want to mention this baby over the business. That's yes, and yet we could we too can just License the Chinese back-end technology that's where they get it from yeah Oh Chinese a lot assist anybody best price best price One of our dudes named Ben might want to help us long help us exit Yes We need a dude named Ben that can help us on this because we're too old Speak for yourself young man time to exit you had time to exit
2:52:55 I got some migration stuff, i can move on. By the way Mike, I got a Mike Lindell clip it's not about him and its not with him and I have a little question-and-answer thing here you want to place is going to start a website he'll start his own YouTube he's fed up And MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he's launching his own social media website after Twitter suspended both of his accounts He made the announcement on Charlie Kirk's podcast last week saying quote every single influencer person on the planet can come there You're going to have a platform to speak out Adding we are launching this big platform So all the voices of our country can come back and start telling it like it is again It goes on to say with his site people won't need YouTube. He says people will be able to talk and not walk on eggshells
2:53:47 He hints it'll launch in four to five weeks, but didn't elaborate more. His site would be going up against the likes of Parler and Gap. Oh my goodness another guy is gonna burn money. Yeah that's just a waste of money but I have the name...the best name he could possibly choose! Can i guess? Pillow Talk. Ah I knew you'd- AHH I NAILED IT! First time ever. Oh excuse me we are both on the same level as marketers You're better at... No, no. When it comes to an Ask Adam thing is not about marketing and marketing yeah you write this for you were on the same level and that so you'd come up with the same name pillow talk which is obviously yes the best name
2:54:33 In terms of just kind of a gimmick to help promote his company, even if you waste money it's all the write-off. It's perfect! Okay have we registered this yet? Are we doing this once again without trying to get the domain name Pillowtalk.com I'm sure that's not what they're... No there is no way pillow talk dot com is available. It's been out...I'm sure somebody else he's gonna have to buy it from them Let's see what they could be a version of it Good luck with it! PillowTalkTV Let's see what's taken. Dot com is taking what's left we got oh pillow talk dot energy is available pillow talk dot dev pillow talk page little brother yeah you know parlor it's still not back on the App Store no he'll never be back no of course they won't
2:55:32 Which is, I mean it's antiquated. Give up people! Give up on this crap! Give up on it! It's really not worth your trouble anymore and he should just give some money to us the best podcast in the universe we'll propagate his message Yeah, we can do that We read whatever people want us to read This one is... One last one I wanna run Is this one which is The Democrat Socialist Have you heard about this? This hasn't been played out much Yes, is this about half the local party quitting or something? No they all quit. Oh let's hear it... If you go onto the Nevada Democratic Party website you will see that not a single staff member is listed This is because every staff member quit after Democratic Socialists won all party leadership roles on Saturday
2:56:24 According to The Intercept, Judith Whitmer the newly elected party chair was notified by the party's executive director Alana Mounts that the entire party staff and all consultants were resigning. Staffers claimed that Whitmer was going to fire them anyway but she denied those claims. Whitmer won with the backing of the local chapter at the Democratic Socialists of America and the support up the parties progressive wing aligned with Democratic Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders Three other progressives backed by the DSA won the other four leadership positions. This effectively turning Nevada's Democratic Party into a socialist party 2020 House candidate and progressive Jen Perelman responded to the news on Twitter saying what the democratic socialists did to the Nevada Democratic Party we're going to do the same here in Florida. Perelman had previously shared plans to replace what she calls establishment Democrats
2:57:19 starting at the local level all the way up to the White House. This is a plan shared by many far-left progressive and socialist activists John Ralston, founder of the Nevada Independent told CNN's Chris Silliza that those who don't support the newly elected Democratic Socialists in Nevada have vowed to set up a separate entity. This could mean two competing factions for the Democratic vote. Ralston says that with the 2022 elections just around the corner Republicans could end up being the winners of this Nevada shakeup Oh gosh, we're not gonna stop. 2020-22 on deck! Keep pushing keep pushing It's out of control It's so tiring it's real What happened to the Justice Democrats? You know the Justice Democrats I think morphed into these Democratic Socialists Most likely sure Because they seem to have fallen apart
2:58:17 That's not the kind of ending I needed. We're the only ones that keep tabs on this stuff! Yeah, we are... And we'll do it again for you! Who else talks about this? All they talk about is how many people got vaccinated You know, with the various... And they don't even talk about the bad side of the vaccination. This is unbelievable to me! The news is pretty... We have to dig through a lot of different sources to get this stuff that we play here. It's not one or two little things. I mean, I do listen to the mainstream too but their material has been very piss poor recently. It's borderline boring and it was not borderline boring
2:58:59 Well, when it's borderline boring to me then it's really bad. It's boring! It's not borderline boring. Well I hope we didn't bore y'all and come back on Sunday We'll do it all over again please remember us at Dvorak dot org slash na Everyone else contribute your time your talent treasures welcome as always end of show mixes today? We got Tom Starkweather and Hugh Allison on deck And providing you with emergency broadcast authorization from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the drone, Star State Austin Texas FEMA region number six on the governmental maps. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where after this show i'm off to Costco. I'm John C. Dvorak we return on Sunday right here thank you trolls thank you artists thank you void everybody just thank you all! Thank You We Love You