1:43:46 So email is broken forever. It's too bad it was kind of a cool protocol But I think you should but go back and publish it on RSS John the newsletter Yeah, yeah Yeah, he said I might as well do my review right now of Of the light phone oh yes, you finally got your light to phone I did Oh Hey everybody, I'm OTG once again! OTG off the grid haven't been that way for a while decided to give it another try.
1:44:35 Now that pretty much everything I use in my life is available on a computer and I find myself checking my phone too much even though i have a Graphene OS so you know supposedly not too much spyware and I splurge. Put it in a drawer! Well yeah but for when I'm driving, I don't want to take it with me when I go out to dinner with my wife I don't want to take it with me for a number of reasons one this I don't want to be looking at my phone And I only want someone to be able to reach me. Like, if you need to reach me, you can send me a text message or call me and that's pretty much all I need but the light phone... Why do you need to be reached? Well i'm an important person. What if podcastindex.org goes down? Yeah. Huh?! What if what if you need to say, eh the website hasn't updated with latest update! You know one of those emails? Hey, I am not comic strip blogger Okay but yeah I do get those emails from you right
1:45:32 Yeah, but it doesn't mean you have to act instantly. Well I think... You're not a surgeon on call! Well maybe I'm- Maybe have other hobbies that you don't know about that i need to be on call But okay do you want me to do the segment or just wanna be a dick? I mean you tell me I'd like both Okay let me do the segment and be a dick with little increments Not like let me get started at least 290- Go! Clip 5 go! Clip five?! $299. TheLightPhone.com. Isn't that a little steep? I think it's kind of on par with if you bought an older model Android phone on Amazon, new in the box... It's okay
1:46:23 It is in fact a very light version of Android, I believe that runs it. The thing John you will... actually I may have to send this as a Christmas gift for you. You will love this phone because it's smaller than a cigarette box in dimension, much thinner obviously. Remember the old Nokia phone? The smallest phone in the world way back in the day but fit right into the palm your hand You remember that? I thought it was Motorola, but yes. They're small phones that have been manufactured in the past very small so it's kind of like that and it has a an e-ink screen so it doesn't have you know... It's like a Kindle basically
1:47:07 And the only thing that you can do on it, which is more than I expected to be honest. Is a phone and imported my contacts perfectly as a calendar imported and syncs with with my current calendar system It'll work with anything including NextCloud. It has no alarm but you can set alarms. That's... beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep It has notes. I like the notes because notes you can write them or you can record them, and I've always liked doing that like a dictaphone. I have not tried it... Note to self! Yes exactly. I have not tried it yet but it has directions something called directions in it so does have some kind of navigation. No no navigation which is amazing.
1:47:59 A podcast player, which is surprisingly... I know you can't update anything on the phone. You have to do it on the website, on their dashboard to add podcasts but it works and will do Bluetooth with your headset It has a calculator, not unimportant. And finally it has a hotspot so you could bring your laptop if you really needed access and you didn't have it, you could turn into a hotspot. It is a wonderful little thing! I mean...and it has a QWERTY keyboard if you need to reply back to a text You can also—I don't know what service is providing this but you can also do voice-to-text doesn't sound very OTG to me
1:48:42 But I have to say, John. This is...I've only had it for a day and arrived yesterday. I'm loving going out with the dog. There's nothing that's very light. It almost feels in my pocket but can listen to my favorite podcast which is DH Unplugged of course It also has a music player, but I don't listen to music on anything on my phone. So I don't care too much about it and that's it! And that's all that it does. It doesn't do images, it doesn't have a camera... If someone sends you text messages with an emoji the emojis will show up You cannot send any texts back with emojis. That's it! And I think this is perfect. This is what all kids should have. That's mainly why I reviewed it. This is what your kid should have
1:49:27 Your kid can do some stuff that's educational and good and nothing else. And when they come home, yeah they can do stuff on the computer I'm very impressed by this device. I don't know about battery life yet we'll see... I mean that's a... let me see.. I've had it unplugged today and its at 98% but haven't done anything with it The light phone! I think you'll enjoy it So you like so much your gonna send to me? No im going buy new one for you Yeah, I tell ya right now not bother Why? It's too much money What do you mean it's too much? What would the price point be that is perfect for you? $99 I think would be okay. 49 would be better So, you'd rather have your... take your clunky distracting Android phone with you when you leave the house
1:50:23 I don't take the phone with me when i leave the house. Oh well, if I'm going to Chicago I might take a phone... When you drive around you don't take a phone in case something happens? No! I do not. I know how to get around and places are... What if there's an emergency what if what if you're like what would like help I've fallen I can't get up yeah well then that hasn't happened okay all right your special everybody it's special I'm like this is This is the way the world used to be. I know! Nobody went around in the 60s and 70s with a phone, worried to death. Yeah, some people carried around a pager because they felt so important that they had to get beep-beep-beep. Oh my wife got home and now I know my wife got... who cares?
1:51:08 Yeah, I know but your wife lives in a different state so yeah you don't care. Well even so i'm just saying there's no...I don't need a phone with me 24-7 if not I'm not a surgeon on call Do you not have a little black book for your babes? No Oh okay did you used to at one point did you have a little black book? I don't use little books, it would be a red book And this is why he's the buzzkill, ladies and gentlemen. And with that I'd like to thank you for your courage in the morning to you The man who put the sea in the great clickbait Ladies and gentlemen say hello To my friend on the other end who never takes a phone anywhere Mr John C DeVore Good morning to you Mr Adam Corrina One of our six seat boots on the ground Feet in the air subs in the water And all the dames and knights out there In the morning to the trolls in the troll room Who do have phones I think they totally should