2:02:02 This is bullshit. Anyway, believe me if there's anything that we can show we'll do it! We don't care who it is really really don't. Well luckily were a little more open about all this our thoughts when we have better donation segments but we have a big one today because for three shows Yeah we do so how do you want to do this? Do we do this per show with the executive and associate executive producers might as well I guess I don't see any other way of doing it. Okay, so we will start right off and of course this is Value for Value thank you for still stepping up it wasn't obviously live shows personally I thought the shows were pretty good but to be supported at all as always a blessing yeah the shows are good but people want us yes their donations fall off the cliff without us being here I don't know what they're seeing in it But Matthew Meyer from Pacifica California
2:03:00 He didn't fall off the cliff. He came in with $1,033 for an instant nightage. He says gentlemen I was introduced to you in mid 2020 by my good friend Sir Alberto Barbosa and have not missed an episode since! I humbly ask to be dedouched. You've been de-douched! It's the Barbossa connection... This show reminds me that the same people exist and the most are just under the M5M spell. By the grace of God, in this show's high-level media deconstruction I was able to resist the jab at work and rally others to do the same." It was a lifesaver! "...I can honestly say without no agenda in my life at that time there is no way could have saved myself and helped other around me because your show... ...I cant look at world or media the same ever again..." Tina complains about this. "'I WAS SO HAPPY BEFORE I MET YOU!'
2:04:09 And I'm okay with that, he says. I pray you live long and never find an exit strategy and continue to provide the world with this absolute gem you've created. I ask to be knighted Sir WD40 forever of the fog city if possible, of course! I'd like some mint... Mint-its? Mint-its? Mint-it's. Mint-Its and Lagvullen 16 at the round table." Sure. Lagavullen. We love it a lagavullen Got no other that's not one of my fits go. It's okay. This is well prices a snob you're snobby I mean, I drink it I'm sure getting you for free you would just now be Ryan Archibald's next he's in st.. Claire Shores Michigan
2:04:57 And he also has a long note. I've been a faithful listener since Adam's 2020 appearance on Joe Rogan, Rogan Donation, since yet I have been an unfaithful douchebag for the last two years taking from The No Agenda Show and giving nothing in return. That is not how value for value was supposed to work! And it's self-realization is always good. It's always good. And he continues, I want to make sure I express how grateful I am for the producers who make the show possible. The artists jingle makers in the show and show mixers and that make it fun in the two of you that make it a best podcast in universe because I do believe that is what it is. Yes very nice if I can make a shameless play from my side hustle to help me out this April
2:05:47 I'm the creator and owner of a series of Christmas light videos as I spent several years traveling around the country filming homes decorated in Christmas lights from the modest to completely outlandish. Set to jazzy versions of Christmas standards, if there are any Christmas light enthusiasts in Noah's Agenda land you can buy a copy my latest video, Christmas Lights 3 Winter Wonderlights and others at christmaslightvideos.com It's pretty cool. It's actually pretty cool his donation by the way is $333 I think I forgot to mention that he said he continues by saying they are great for playing in the background at your Christmas party and it was not a bad idea and yeah, did it's not a bad idea Yeah And the disc versions loop automatically so you will always have constant Christmas ambience No matter how let this like really good idea
2:06:39 no matter how long your get-together lasts. I found out that Fredericksburg, Texas is one of the top three or five cities to visit for Christmas celebrations in the country Now I have to say people are off the hook here with the Christmas stuff. Have you gone there? Looked around, driven around? We were going to go to the parade and that's when my front teeth fell out and it was on Friday and I didn't know what to do. But isn't town just loaded with people... With no teeth yeah exactly!
2:07:17 That's just Texas in general. I'm sorry, I said that. So no, I'm saying don't they have these houses that are just killers? You know they're like competitive... No it's Main Street. Main Street is twice as wide as a normal main street is meant for this and we've got an ice skating rink and this Marxplatz lots of German stuff Thank you, Ryan. Sir Cal of LB in Northville Michigan there we go second one from Michigan 234-56 my wife this is the first executive associate executive producer My wife has been asking how come I haven't made her a dame yet? So let me take this opportunity to call her out as a douchebag Thanks for the reminder babe He says this action might relocate me to the chicken coop for the night yeah all bad What are you thinking sir cal
2:08:14 What is he thinking? There you go. Well, Rita Harrington comes in next from Sparks, Nevada for 222.22 I don't have a note from her so i'll just read the last one for this particular show 1508 which is anonymous or onomous as it says and I think it was coming as anonymous and Columbus Ohio $200 See attached note, we don't have it. I do and I do oh you do okay Thanks for all you do and that says not for air I'm gonna air it anyway. I'm surprised you missed the move to downplay Thanksgiving in Ohio the Christmas music station started about November 3rd
2:08:59 Something I can't read this. That's why it's not for air Thank you appreciate it, thank you very much okay now we go to a executive and associate executive producers for episode 1509 And we start with James Briscoe from Bayshore Bayshore New York 595 dot five eight I'm not quite sure what that means and all he says is night Jim Brisco here keep it going We appreciate that Night Jim Brisco I'll do the next one because you're hesitating. Didn't Briscoe have more to say than that? I don't have anything, I said night Jim Brisco here keep it going that's all i have oh you're right yeah right yeah I'm sorry this is the John the other one from Greer is long okay I'll do it yeah I gotta take my teeth for a spin anyway uh John Greers in Enterprise Alabama
2:09:51 It's interesting. 333.33, sup dudes! I wanted to send along an executive producer donation to send positive vibes to Adam for a speedy recovery and thank all of the end-of-show producers that add so much value to the show The mixtape episode demonstrates just how much talent is in this community The value of this podcast isn't only coming from your most excellent skills at media deconstruction entertainment but also comes from the whole knowage in the nation Correct All of the tracks were awesome and well produced, but when the son-slash dad duo sang We Don't Talk About Brandon. Oh that was a good one. See talk about Brandon Let me just say give you a little uh where was that?
2:10:31 Anyway, we don't talk about Brandon. That was at 1 hour 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the show I knew that I had to send some value as well as a dad of three teenagers myself That track was in their words fire or sometimes they would say that track is lit I can't believe I can find it random See it to me It stood out of the three-and-a-half hours of entertainment that was simply fantastic I bet it was fun to produce. Well, we have to give that to all the producers. I mean, I just put it together wasn't all that hard So that's its short note on my way tonight hood And I hope to have figured out a night name when that day finally comes keep it up gentlemen I'm glad to be part of this community no jingles No karma from John Greer and that takes us today mastered
2:11:24 Japan. She is the Duchess of Japan and disputed islands in the Japan Sea. Dear Adam, hope you get well soon! Thank you But I do love... Yes, I do love how you and John are like the canaries in the gold my cold a gold says Goldmine He says Goldmine not coal mine. This is what it's like gold mine better It's funnier for whatever we need to know about eye and teeth surgery And hearing aids of course Very heartfelt thank you for all the producers at the end of show clips. I laughed a lot and cried a bit, but mostly I was moved to know that there are so many cool No Agenda listeners out there! Thank You Adam and John for having created this beautiful movement and keep it going
2:12:21 They mastered the Duchess of Japan and all the disputed islands in the Japans. You know what's next? We've had your eyes, my ears, my teeth... It's got to be erectile dysfunction next! I mean we're getting there eventually that kicks in doesn't it just asking for a friend Let me just take some pills for it. Stephen Powers or Stephan, Midlothian Virginia $200 no note and I'll finish up with our last associate executive producer for episode 1509 Michael Henry in Bradenton Florida No jingle just karma please and a deduce you got it You've been Deduced! You've got Karma
2:13:06 We could go through some of these other ones looking for de-douchings. Well, we got enough to do but let's go that's not let's go to the next show and then we'll deal with the missed de-douchings which will get you have plenty here well yeah we have a second segment to do so what we'll find oh okay that's what did you forget about that? You already forget how this show works you did... Well I'm already looking toward you know first quarter Right there at the time. Q1 2023, getting a kind of hint of what we're up to. It's going to be great everybody! Q1 is gonna rock. Seronimus of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia 2421 and this is always a wonderful moment during the month Seronimus of Dogpatch... I have a little slush. Seronimus of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia will come in
2:13:56 I'm tired and my mouth is starting to hurt, seriously. So something could happen." But then I'll read the note from Sir Ron it is short $2400 and 21 dollars donation November donation delayed by travel so this was actually posted last week But it was delayed by travel because he's been traveling. Yes, he has Thank you to all the producers that keep this program a remarkable source of information and entertainment I did not eat tarantula, centipede, scorpion grasshopper gecko or other fried treats offered to me during my stay. So i'm guessing he was in South East Asia. He was Africa? No! I think it was an Africa. I think it was in Africa no no no no he says Asian cities...I'm sorry you're right and read on
2:14:58 Yes, he was in Asia and this is what they have on sticks. That's what I noticed you have a big giant brush the grasshopper on a stick Gecko I just think he goes I says John your comment that some Asian cities stink Well, yes. But all big cities stink at times New York City in July is a cornucopia of real stink Poor sewage systems drained into rivers along the chemical by product with chemical byproducts aggravates the smell Much like the US in the 60's no jingles No karma Okay So that says I will comment on this okay because he
2:15:42 and called me out by name, so I'm now allowed to say something. Asian cities especially the big ones in China but in Southeast Asia to a lesser extent but in China mostly it's a certain specific stench of racism that is very common that you get and it comes wafting up. And they say, whoa! It hits you as your wandering around and it's distinctively Asian. Doesn't smell like New York which smells like pee. Piss, piss. New York just always smells like pee. That's everything. You smell urine. Just know this is different. This is something else. It's an aggregation of probably pee and I'd say fermented oils and other food substances that are gone bad. Opium, opium
2:16:31 I don't know. Opium probably does smell decent, but anyway so yeah everything does stink here and there San Francisco smells like poop for example Yeah no kidding All right Onward to Surfer He's in blue so that means somethings going on $350 What about Michael? You dont have Michael here? Oh sorry I missed Michael Here we go I did miss him Michael Kellner is from Rippon California 380.08 So three boob He says, enjoy some cheddar and boobs. So I guess he's giving us some cheese and some boobs. I like it Michael Thank you great note now surfer 350 and let me see if surfers note here as well In the morning John Adam this was cash thank you today's contribution takes me to Baron unlike mr.. Dana
2:17:23 Brunetti. I have only ever been an executive producer of the No Agenda show." Okay, so your job with these notes is not to... Insult people! ...shy or humiliate other producers. Yeah really man. Now Brunetti is still irked to this day that he didn't donate enough one time and got a associate executive producer. It's a long story but he has his pet peeve about this. That's like coffee people in Hollywood yeah And so yeah, he's... Yeah. No we're not Hollywood Anyway he goes on this is Sir Furr My method is this from September of 2020 I've been contributing once every 33 episodes I got hit in the mouth by Adam on the Tom Woods podcast Oh thank you Thank You Tom Woods! Tom Woods donation Never a douchebag I started immediately upon hearing my first episode of NOA Agenda Yes you guys are that good Let's say those coveted deducings for more deserving producers yes because they are getting low on the supply again
2:18:19 I always send cash in the mail with a note. I know John has discouraged cash, have you? Yeah! And I don't like making cash deposits... The bank always looks at John like dude what kind of business... What is this podcast? What are you running? What are you doing with this cash? It's not... You know it comes in and every once in awhile somebody sends three or four hundred bucks in and cash for one thing I'm always worried about getting lost but yeah it's just I try to discourage it If you want to do it, I mean i'm not going to stop because it is money and the bank is a cash deposit. Surfer goes on to say that I'd like to point out that cash is better than nothing which is what you'll get if my chili pepper hot wife ever finds out about how much money I send you guys! Now that's the reason to send cash.
2:19:09 Send cash as much as you want. No blankets, no water just send us your cash. If it pleases the peerage committee I respectfully request as my protectorate the i-4 corridor Interstate 4 runs between Tampa and Daytona Beach through Orlando and I think that's possible He says he requests karma for all producers Thank You very much sir firr. You've got karma Okay that was entertaining. So we got Bruce Schwalm who usually sends notes and I don't know what happened to this one, we don't have it now $233.69 so he's an associate executive producer right off the bat or off top go to Patricia Patrat Brighton Michigan 225 this donation goes toward my smoking hot husband
2:20:01 Knighthood, Rick. No! Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah Dame Trish of Detroit There it is once again we're being financed by the Zionists There you go. That's how they do it, controlling us. They say happy Hanukkah! Dame Beth is from Tucson Arizona she comes in with a row of ducks 222.22 Heil boys hey haven't heard that in awhile right underneath the Jew good work Dame Beth my birthday present to myself is supporting the best podcast in the universe yes this certificate reads the second at 222 oh that's true that's cool thank you for all you do speedy healing karma for Adam Dame Beth Baroness of Baja
2:20:39 Arizona, thank you. You know I'd like to know what in this particular maybe is the color they put this particular cell Yeah as a color well besides the weird color Which i think means something oh birthdays no it's I Think it's okay This Is done by our new our new staff member who is doing some smart stuff? I think It's to split up The two yellows because we have A yellow one below and And it was maybe done just to be able to see. Oh, maybe so then they won giant okay I have our new office worker and hold her in high regards. But there's something wrong with the cell it goes out to infinity It never wraps oh yeah but you have to go to G and then uh...I'm not going show how to do it. I did it! I was able to make it wrap. All right
2:21:33 I don't mean rhyme. Richard Bangs is up next. That's Dirty Dick Bangs and he's in Washington DC, one of our Beltway supporters and we can use more of them get better Adam get better! Shoutouts Archer Campbell bangs age 5 loves goat screams give him a goat scream Barrett Alexander banks age 7 loves drone takeoff Colton Reed bangs age 3 loves goat screams big sales karma for daddy Earl dirty dick bangs DC Richard bangs you got it You've got
2:22:25 Well that was interesting so we did three shows execs and associate executive producers shorter than the normal episode We do have a couple of make-good to just like to run through them real quick since we're doing this right here. We have a make good from Let's see, 15... Oh no. Here we go Dan Duda? Dan Duda says donated $500 for show 1500 for an instant night was noted as a producer but not officially knighted since then I can no longer bear to have my peerage stand barren so it kindly requests my official black knighting at your convenience of course granted Blantons and Ben & Jerry's at the roundtable sir Sir Cyber of a patio
2:23:14 Igloo, oh Sir Cyber of Patio Igloo for my title. We can do that Kyle... well I always have to think now you think it's Kyle or Kylie Maxwell? You never know exactly do we? I'm so bad at this Please forgive the lateness of this as i got caught up in the holiday and fell behind in my listing So I only listened to 1504 recently and heard my name called for the donation but not for The Roundtable I believe the donation I sent on show 1504 was enough to get my knighthood. Yeah, I had meant to send in a donation note with the accounting below but that had an internet outage immediately after sending it. But okay we got you covered brother don't worry We're gonna knight you today Alabama white sauce to go with his mutton Alabama white sauce? I don't think we want to know what's in the Alabama White Sauce. I know what's in it What's in it It's just a bechamel
2:24:05 What was it? Probably a lot of... Bechamel? Pepper. Bechamel. Probably bechamels with pepper on there, used to probably dumped on chicken fried steak. Oh! I'd love me some chicken fried steak James Little has a make good. That's the last one following is my note that was mistakenly sent into the ether Sorry first-time donor in the morning gentlemen I've been listening to no agenda podcast since Adams first Joe Reagan experience appearance just before the plandemic and haven't missed a show since The amygdala size regulation has been most valuable, and it's past time to give back I've been getting the reminders like seeing the number 33 everywhere, people telling me to stay safe. The word surge or ant in conversations yeah this is when Tina says you ruin my life this is what she's talking about when I saw fried crickets and silkworms on a local menu not a joke I knew I had to donate please de-do
2:25:01 I'm using my MCTR, the middle class tax refund $350 plus 33 cents because i couldn't find a way to send it back to governor Nusommelini and Nusimlini with a note telling him... I can't even do it. Mussolini and Nusimlini, that i'm not rich but you can't buy me or my vote in the upcoming election especially not with us taxpayers owe money so blow me lizard man! James Little in Alameda California we will get you your title in a moment we'll definitely get you your proper title thank you all very much i think that's it right? That's all them have
2:25:39 So thank you very much to these executive producers and associate executive producers for keeping the operation going while I was having an operation. It's very cool, there are not many jobs in the world that will give you that type of benefit even though we don't have a medical plan so it is kind of a wash! If you'd like to learn how to become an executive or associate executive producer of the NO Agenda show, just go here. Dvorak dot org slash N-A Thank you for providing such incredible value for 1508, 9 and 10! Our formula is this... We go out we hit people in the mouth. Words Order Shut up, slave! Shut Up, Slave