Topic: Bison

Vice President Kamala Harris delivered a locker room speech to the Howard University basketball team after a significant loss. The speech is criticized as a "word salad" that failed to provide genuine inspiration to the athletes. The segment concludes with a final mockery of Harris's public speaking style and the show's signature "stay focused" catchphrase.

A lesson on infusing vodka is shared, inspired by a bartender in Jakarta who made superior pepper vodka using fresh serranos. The speaker recommends using Costco's Kirkland French vodka as a base, claiming it is actually Gray Goose sold at a significantly lower price.

A nine-year-old girl was launched into the air by a bull bison at Yellowstone National Park after a group of tourists got too close to the animal. The girl was not seriously injured. The hosts critique the reporting style of NBC's Steve, noting a perceived speech impediment or unusual vocal affectation during the broadcast.

The hosts conduct the donation segment, acknowledging various producers and associate executive producers. They discuss "Dakota Bison Furniture," a business run by a listener's father. Philip Meason is recognized as a "sequestered baronet," and the hosts apologize for delaying the "Make It Rain" segment until the following Thursday.

Rachel Maddow provides a rundown of the inaugural lunch menu, which includes lobster with New England clam chowder sauce and hickory grilled bison. The hosts critique the "hoity-toity" nature of the meal and the behavior of the press at the closed event, while also commenting on Michelle Obama's table manners.

Several producers are recognized for their financial support, including Mitch Bidron, who requests "karmic assistance" for his wife Jill, and Larry Lee from Texas. Timothy Kavanaugh completes his installment for knighthood, and Rory Stone of Rapid City is mentioned for his business, Dakota Bison Furniture, which produces handmade buffalo leather iPad cases.

The hosts read a list of international donations from locations including the UK, Texas, Israel, and Belgium. A $50 donation from David Alston includes a plug for freshamericanbison.com. They also acknowledge several female donors and celebrate a $451 contribution from executive producer John Schuman.

The Wall Street Journal reports that sheep belching may account for 12% of man-made global warming due to methane emissions. A discussion follows regarding the rebranding of global warming as "climate change" and the perceived agenda of vegetarians to attack the livestock industry. Reference is made to a failed NASA satellite intended to measure carbon emissions and the historical lack of environmental impact from millions of bison.