Masturbation Month, Ranch Hand Lubricant, and Star Party Introduction
Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the arrival of May, which Dvorak identifies as Masturbation Month, citing various health benefits. Curry shares a warning about a slippery lubricant called Ranch Hand before mentioning his attendance at a "star party" in Austin organized by musician Dana Falkenberry.
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00:00 But Baltimore's a shithole, let's start with that. Wearing the helm of Jade, size 15 armband and broadcasting live from the Crackpot condo in FEMA Region 6 in the capital of your own star state. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm in the Tower of Truth, I'm John C. DeVore. Why you wrote that down didn't you know I just thought of a good one Tower of Truth Tower of Truth somebody sent a tweet in and I was retweeting saying listen to this show it has no it's the good news run down without the underpinning pinnings of politics the tower hashtag Tower of Truth hash browns Yes, it's almost May yes tomorrow is May do you know what May is mayday masturbation month
01:04 Says who? Why we're that's generally known. I mean generally known look it up. I've never look at it. It's real man. Look at stuff up my Google history. Well, I find everything I do may is masturbation month. It helps you masturbation helps you combat stress eases tension relieves pain aids sleep boost your self-esteem plus says who? Well, sex with Emily. How can you boost yourself with tea? Plus, exploring your own pleasure preferences helps you figure out exactly what you like and how you like it so you can share that formula with a partner. May is Masturbation Month. I wish it was by presidential proclamation. That sounds like a public service announcement. This is NBC. WNBC on Masturbation Month.
01:53 Yeah. All right, well, everybody, that's tomorrow, so everybody get ready. And what is that ranch hand stuff you got again? I wouldn't want to get that, don't get that stuff on you. No, the ranch hand lubricant? Oh, it's just so slippery. In fact, you got to be careful with this stuff. It's like if you spray something in the kitchen, say there's a squeaky thing on your refrigerator and a little bit of it gets on the floor, you never get it off and it's so slippery that you'll be falling on your ass for about a month. Okay. So be careful, be careful, be careful. Use with caution. I did something interesting last night. I was invited to a star party. I thought you went to an Obama-bot dinner. No, no, no, that's next week. A star party. A star party from all the celebrities in the Austin area. No, this was organized by Dana Falcomberry and the Night Blooms.
