Topic: Masturbation Month

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the arrival of May, which Dvorak identifies as Masturbation Month, citing various health benefits. Curry shares a warning about a slippery lubricant called Ranch Hand before mentioning his attendance at a "star party" in Austin organized by musician Dana Falkenberry.

The show acknowledges financial support from executive producers including Sir Random Hillbilly and Sir Chris Wolf. A humorous mention is made regarding May being designated as "Masturbation Month." The hosts also discuss the performance of the show's newsletter and the value provided to the audience through the "Value for Value" model.