Topic: Ipad

The conversation shifts to personal reflections on past predictions, including skepticism regarding the original iPad launch and the moon landing. A philosophical argument is made that the current political climate is "polluting the soul" of the public. The mission of the program is reaffirmed as helping listeners "resize their amygdala" to remain calm amidst media-driven crises.

Apple's recent "Crush" advertisement for the iPad Pro, which shows creative tools being destroyed by a hydraulic press, is criticized as a sign of a negative shift in the company's DNA. The ad is contrasted with the aspirational and creative branding of the Steve Jobs era.

First Lady Olena Zelenska appeared on Face the Nation to fundraise for her foundation, specifically requesting resources for "comfortable bomb shelters" and laptops for Ukrainian students. The appeal drew comparisons to previous high-profile media appearances by the Assads and the Clintons. Questions were raised regarding the shift in narrative from Russian child abductions to children simply living abroad or in frontline areas requiring digital education tools.

A bizarre defense from the prosecution is mocked, where they claimed an iPad's "logarithms" (algorithms) and artificial intelligence created a false image of the events. The hosts also critique CBS News for its framing of Rittenhouse's emotional breakdown on the stand and its portrayal of the deceased, Joseph Rosenbaum and Anthony Huber, as mere "protesters" rather than aggressors.

Apple's 2019 Worldwide Developers Conference is reviewed, focusing on the shift toward iPadOS and the high cost of the new Mac Pro. The hosts highlight the negative audience reaction to the announcement of a $999 computer monitor stand.

British pediatricians warn that excessive iPad use is preventing children from developing the hand strength necessary to hold pencils. A study cited in The Guardian links high screen time to delays in expressive speech and the erosion of basic motor skills in toddlers.

The saturation of iPhones and iPads in 2012 is debated as a primary cause for changes in adolescent behavior. While some argue the devices are used by parents to pacify children, others suggest the legalization of direct-to-consumer pharmaceutical advertising on television is a more significant societal turning point. The discussion questions whether the focus on Apple products in sociological studies is a form of brand promotion.

A host describes dropping an iPad Mini onto the metal base of a stool, resulting in a shattered screen despite the room being carpeted. The incident prompts a critique of modern electronic design, specifically the fragility of glass displays compared to the potential of flexible OLED technology. There is a suggestion that manufacturers maintain delicate designs to encourage frequent device replacements.

Apple released iOS 9.3.1 to fix "bricking" issues on older devices like the iPhone 5 and iPad 2. The hosts speculate on a connection between this update and the FBI's announcement that they successfully unlocked a terrorist's iPhone without Apple's help. A theory is presented that the update's authentication changes might have facilitated the FBI's access, possibly involving an Israeli tech firm.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is criticized for his views on education, specifically his claim that schools are still based on an "agrarian calendar." Christie suggested that every student should be issued an iPad, arguing that children's minds work differently due to technology. The hosts dismiss Christie as a "moron" and also take issue with his aggressive stance against marijuana legalization.

The 2015 Apple product launch event is criticized for its scripted nature and lack of innovation. Specific critiques are leveled at the Apple TV, the iPad Pro's "Apple Pencil," and new features in iOS email management demonstrated by Craig Federighi. Claims are made regarding the behavior of Apple executives during product meetings, and the Apple Watch is dismissed as a failure.

Adam Curry reveals he uses "Soundbyte" software on an original iPad to trigger the show's jingles and sound effects. He explains that the show's opening is actually composed of three distinct audio elements timed to the hosts' introductory remarks. This setup replicates the functionality of old-school radio "cart machines."

New automated ordering systems at Delta's Terminal 2 restaurants utilize iPads bolted to tables for all customer interactions. The system is described as inefficient and impersonal, with food arriving out of order and basic necessities like napkins and ketchup being difficult to obtain. Despite the lack of traditional service, the digital interface prompts customers for an 18% gratuity.

Adam Curry teases a future segment on the Germanwings crash, suggesting the official evidence regarding the cockpit voice recorder is flawed. He also reports on a "glitch" that grounded the American Airlines fleet after an iPad app update failed, highlighting the dangers of over-reliance on cloud-based technology in aviation.

The Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) has cancelled a $1.3 billion contract with Apple and Pearson after the digital curriculum failed to function properly. Meanwhile, in Texas, "glitches" hampered online standardized testing. The segment also mocks the complexity of ICD-10 medical coding, specifically codes for "locking knees."

A brief mention of Dame Tanya's employment status and her status as a "man overboard" regarding the show's listenership leads to a technical discussion about podcast production. Limitations of using an original iPad 1 as a jingle trigger system are addressed, with a need for a larger touchpad or a more robust soundboard system identified.

Despite claiming she used a private server for "convenience" to carry only one device, Hillary Clinton admitted to Kara Swisher that she uses an iPhone, a BlackBerry, and two iPads. The hosts discuss the "kid gloves" treatment Clinton receives from the New York Times and other media outlets. They suggest that even some "Obama-bot" supporters are not "ready for Hillary" due to these ongoing controversies.

Authorities in Egypt are reportedly using the app Grindr to set up sting operations against gay citizens. In health news, a study suggests that using iPads or e-readers before bed disrupts sleep patterns more than reading paper books. The show concludes with a look forward to the 2015 New Year's broadcast and a final thank you to the "No Agenda" producers.

Adam Curry discusses how Steve Jobs and other Silicon Valley CEOs reportedly restricted their own children's use of technology. Curry reflects on the 2008 Pixar film WALL-E as a "message from the grave" from Jobs about the dangers of technological dependency. The film is characterized as a warning about a future where humans are physically and socially degraded by screens.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program from New York and California, discussing technical difficulties involving wireless jingle pads and high latency on the iBond hotel network. They describe a Pavlovian training method using a jarring buzzer to discourage the use of repetitive phrases like "the fact of the matter." Curry explains his mobile studio setup using a first-generation Wi-Fi-only iPad.