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00:00 You're not following the rules. Not following the rules! Adam Curry, John C. DeVorah And Sunday January 10th 2016 time once again for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 789er This is no agenda Greetings citizens and human resources all across Gitmo Nation, I'm broadcasting live from the Airstream of Consciousness from the Big D Arlington Texas to be exact. Team Region 6 in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where I don't have anything exciting like this...I'm John C. DeVore It's Crackpot & Buzzkill In The Morning! And why was i screaming during the opening? We're gonna take a train ride to the Train Museum

00:41 When's this? When are we gonna do this? I don't know. Oh, alright You're not a date yet. Yeah you are screaming We were talking about people kids being deaf by the time they're 30 They can hear because if they go to rock concerts they don't wear ear protection Say what? I gotta put a little... They wear those little head buds Those head buds Head buds! There ya go They put their head buds in the air and next thing you know they get there deaf There ya go John that's what we call it Sound injectors Headbuds I can't believe Steve Jobs didn't name it that Last night there was a CNN documentary on Steve jobs. It was outstanding I think I've seen that one That's the one called making of an idiot or something like that No, I don't think it's called that. It's the man some It's not new look into is not new as old

01:38 It's like it is good if they have a lot of good stuff in there. Yeah, and a lot of him Anyway today one half of your best podcast in the universe is coming from the Airstream of consciousness I am parked here Just under the shadow of six flags over Texas you should go in there right that Texas giant yeah I think not Think I have a feeling it was flooded out. I don't know if that's gone now, but I know yeah It was flood was flooded up Yeah, it's like the big roller coaster was underwater the big roller coasters about 80 feet high at bottom part was under water

02:24 Actually could have made for another exciting aspect of the ride. A double ride! You're doing 80 miles an hour and you slam into the water The reason for this was a the Dallas Fort Worth area meetup of No Agenda producers Okay, which? we talked about on Thursday show and I think you said well We need at least 30 people to show up Then this meetup.com which which our producers are using and I don't want to deter anyone from using it But it's a rather complicated site oh, that's horrible What is it? I came up with a product idea yeah something better than meetup.com Yeah you got at first you can't just go find out where the meat isn't going to be done what it should do Right no no no you have to be a member of the meet-up group Whatever this group is

03:21 But you can't just even find out where the meetup is. You gotta first join MeetUp.com, so you join MeetUp.com and now you figure you're gonna get in there... No no no! You've got to run off to your email to confirm because all who knows I guess people are all over this spamming the meetups. Yeah of course yeah of course So you click on that and then they take it back to the MeetUp.com site but the meet up's not there I thought there is a bunch of here's a bunch of recommended meetups now, but I just want to write person that lives here Let me say this day. It was these meetups John. I don't wanna go to that meet up I got a meet up all I'm gonna Go to hold on let me just set the stage so it should go on and on you will So it's Friday night And of course I'm gonna get up early Saturday now This is the only 19 and I have guaranteed because Saturdays are out because of the show so Friday night and then normally we sleep in Saturday But I'm gonna get up for the poor the year for the meet-up

04:13 So we go to a movie and we watch the big short. And we're sitting in the theater, and I had my phone on silent that hadn't turned it off... It's-and I think the phrase is, My Phone Is Blowing Up! That's the phrase. An' I'm like you're calling me, texting, what is going on? I read for you two messages from John C. Dvorak. Because I couldn't find the meetup! Here's John, first text message... What is the website for the meetup? Then there's miscall, miscall, miscall and then... I found it this whole meet up site is a piece of shit just tell me where that meet-up is! Here's another little angle I got in there so I said okay I'll just get a quickie subscription

04:57 And I type my email address, john at dvorak.org. What password do you want? I want this password." And then it says... It's a password 123. No, this email has already been registered! Do you want your... But wait a minute. Okay so it has let's say it's been registered why can't I just register again no no no You can't do that. Use your old password. I don't know what my old password is Why didn't you ask for the password retrieval? I did. I got an e-mail for that too and But I figured at the time, since I was sitting there. I said well you know how much it's faster if i just start from scratch? So then I started another with a second email address and then and then I still had to go to post office box. Ah! so I went to the post office box and there were two these letters one for my old one for my new meanwhile why can't by the way find extremely... Wait hold on a second. You said post office boxes that what do you mean by email yeah

05:55 I am now stepping in to protect you all right. You gotta stop yeah, so I went to the meetup Well actually first you know drove up had to get the airstream There's all kinds of things that happen with these trailers like black mold in the fridge That was oh yeah that would make sense Yeah, that was so I guess have to put baking soda in or whatever it doesn't know there Was no food or anything and it just grows There's no other black mold that goes on the above the plastic anything and you know me with with my mold You know, this is the last thing I need is more mold in my life

06:32 So I decided to park at a campground you know a KOA. This is you know these are not pretty But everything is arranged You know everything will work even have cables so I could you know keep up with the with the news News quote news always aren't that bad no, but it's ugly they're never really pretty It's always near a highway or whatever stuff like that But anyway, so I got to the meetup. It was from 4 to 6 that's why i had to really hustle because it still a three and half four hour drive from Austin. What time did you leave? Well I left the house at 9 because I had to still get there street me gotta go down south of Buda and then... When did you see the movie? Friday night! And then Saturday morning I got up early too Oh I see I'm sorry I was mixed.

07:18 But anyway walking now there was I think there was somehow meetup.com specified 23 people because that was what? That's the maximum You can't have more than 23. No, that had nothing to do with the worst part is then you go to the thing and say RSVP's closed RSVP closed What I mean our SVPs close it's just a dead not there's not even the same day And they close your SVPs on Friday night why are getting so mad? I just think this is terrible this system And you're rich you're not following the rules Okay well

07:58 So, um... Guys in Michigan just have a mailing list. So Matthew Stevens had uh I think Matthew had set this up Yeah and he's local to the area And by the way on the way up somehow I'm like oh crap I got distracted but didn't bring my power adapter for my laptop Which is it would be about an hour 30 minutes if we didn't have the power adapter I'm sure there's more than a few guys at the meetup that would loan you a power adapter So what's interesting is ice post on the meetup group? Then of course as I get emails from this media group all the time when someone posts a message, but my own I don't get why won't they send Me my own message for some reason so i mean i'm driving. I'm like oh crap

08:42 They need to have someone at least show up with one of these so I send out a tweet hey, I need one and you know and then one of our producers I Trev whatever yeah he posts well don't they run on green goo the Apple laptops and There's only a few things I don't like. You know, there are few things that really tick me off and when i'm in a panic When something is not working and we have a show to do it It's show related so I just like you know So I tweet him back think of it as your virtual chat room in the sky. That's what it is! It's with me all the time John And then I say oh typical unfunny Canadian comedian and this guy goes he's like well if you shit on us you Don't need my money fuck you guys Oh God

09:25 Come on people. And again this morning, I'm getting everything going there's some problem no one can hear me the stream is just running but it's dead air and then you know The jiggle the handle now actually smile at but yes, you know God It is human nature of people who think that somehow That funny snide comments being virtual space. It's funny by the way. Is that unfunny? But somehow you can receive the context and see the wink they're giving you which I doubt they're actually all it's just stop it. It is so rude So rude Anyway, we're at the meetup John there's 40 people there good this thing this ended had brought in extra chairs and people came from all over the Dallas Fort Worth area some drove as happens like myself You know a couple hours

10:23 It was supposed to be from 4 to 6. I got there on 4 30 and I don't think I left until 830 it was good sat down talk with everybody, I got a whole but thank you very much for two things. First of all, you sent out a special notice saying everyone at the meetup if you want to support the show please just put it in an envelope that was very helpful because not only did we get envelopes but we got like nice little greeting cards this time. Nice! Yeah it's fantastic and I really... I have yet to remind people about that And I will say something about that note I sent hastily which I... yeah I got something to say about the note well okay so say say say say It said

11:03 Adam will be giving tours of the Airstream studio. And then in the newsletter, yes, Adam will be on the road! Something we'll be doing a lot more of! Oh hey Kimo Sabe... What is this? Oh man. I misspoke! I said to everybody, you're more than welcome to come down to the campground and stand outside. A-O-A For some reason it was in my head that you were gonna pull this thing up right behind the tequila's place No Hey everybody come on in its so cool look here is where I sleep here is where I poop It's right next to each other

11:46 It's 28 degrees this morning when I woke up. This is nuts, what am I doing? Now here's what I did learn. What? MailChimp and anyone who wants to do meetups just let me know! I mean Eric has a mailing list but MailChimp will do a sort by state Oh really oh cool That mailing that you got was only received by people whose address it was in Oklahoma or Texas Yeah Nobody else got it Oh really? That's fantastic. I didn't know that, that's cool. Yeah, yeah that's cool. 2400 people are in those vicinities. It's a good group so you should have gotten at least 40, I'm glad you did. And there were lots of women

12:30 There were women who brought their boyfriends and husbands, who would hit them in the mouth. We had a thing was a circumvent the law from Australia was there? Yeah I understood it's gonna be one Australian. We had a number of nights and... And i look forward to the donation segment actually think I have to do two of them are associate executive producers will do that And yeah, it was everyone went around the room. Everyone stood up everyone talked about you know how they'd Know where they're from what they did a lot of people of course my name's Larry

13:05 A lot of Kathy. No, it was really it was really sweet John and what's nice about these meeting meetups I know I like to meet everybody there from different walks of life completely different back and they all similar mind And and all having great conversation conversation In drinking and hanging out it was good. It was really really not enough opportunities for to do social networking on this level, on a political level. It's almost impossible as a matter of fact because you put any random group together even your old high school buddies and you're going to have one guy who is right wing nut and another guy who is lock jaw democrat.

13:49 We have the same people at the meetup. We have you know, really like all in on guns we have that there were definitely liberals Definitely people who would who have voted Democratic in the past if you want to put on a political level But everyone has just a bit everyone's like oh You know what? We all agree It's all messed up and let's talk about what we actually see in front of us it was is really beautiful It really is I was proud of us Well there you go. Yeah, proud of that you took the long voyage to Dallas yeah and so I'm staying here Tonight because I can't drop the airstream off at their closed Sunday night So I'm gonna stay here over. I brought the ham gear like oh yeah do some get my mag loop and some DXing Yeah, John will do something

14:41 But it's 28 degrees. It's too cool sit outside in the cold my gloves on Wow very cold up here, that's death sub freezing this wow yes it is John very good Snow weather for those no one yeah for those of you not living in the imperial system 32 degrees is the freezing point Fahrenheit anything below that as your use of a gonna be very very chilly virtually I was able to complete my beat. My beat is of course CNN and watched the town hall

15:30 On CNN and I had did you see it at all? You just you just came pieces of and I do have a clip Well, I mean I have a whole bunch of clips in the whole report So do you really want to read clips in the report before I'm doing anything good idea Okay. All right now the premise of this is anything but a town hall President Obama and Anderson Cooper sitting in the middle of a semi-circle studio with, you know people who were invited specifically obviously screened our night Sir KJ Chris Jacob was there and we'll talk about him in a moment. I thought well actually before it even started Anderson Pooper in his intro

16:16 He said something that I want to play it for you. See if you catch what he says here. From my perspective is, I wanted an intelligent discussion. I wanted him to actually address people who disagree with him not just people who agree with him as so often happens at a presidential news conference or presidential announcement Did you hear it? Presidential announcements? He's saying, I wanted people in this town hall who disagree not like presidential press briefings where everybody agrees with the president. Oh yeah no i heard that but I didn't think it was unusual to say that so I didn't catch it as a gotcha Well for us it isn't a gotcha but don't people at home think to themselves wait a minute

16:59 Oh, you know they probably do. You're right most people don't realize these are rigged. Yeah Let's take it to the extreme which we got the heads up on some years ago where they that that Parliament scam that they do on their C-SPAN once a week where they yelling at each other in parliament and British scripted yeah, yeah yes there well and also so are the The White House press briefs are pretty much scripted as well. Yeah, yeah scripted I'll play it one more time so people can just hear if they're listening if they're playing along at home from my perspective is I wanted an intelligent discussion? I wanted him to actually Address people who disagree with him not just people who agree with him and so often happens that you know a presidential news conference or presidential announcement Just people who agree with them yet the press is what we call that exactly

17:50 So there were a couple of angles to this. And I picked up just, I think the ones that are workable for us and let's see we have... We started off, the main things were conspiracy theories crazy guys Obama's coming for your guns so that was part of the mission was to use that and turn people into you know really turn the conversation against you know crazy people. Yeah I'll give an example this is this was pretty early in the in this one hour special Part of the challenge in this is

18:35 The gun debate gets wrapped up in broader debates about whether the federal government is oppressive and there are conspiracy theories floating around the internet these days all the time. We did a military exercise in Texas And a whole bunch of folks were sure that this was the start of martial law. That's how difficult sometimes these debates are okay, so This was very consistent theme throughout the evening or throughout this hour where you can't really talk to them They're crazy they and Jade Helm 15 yeah of course you know uh...this

19:15 outrage over this exercise is of course being perfectly used to make anyone who was concerned about that look like a total nut job. Good work! Now what is the president trying to do? The crux of what he really wants with these, with this executive action which is really nothing new it's you know some enforcement existing laws and of course the mental health aspect as new things being brought in but here's his comparison of what he wants with guns in general in America safer. It's a modest way of us getting started on improving the prospects of young men and young women like you, the same way we try to improve every other aspect of our lives That's all it is And if we get started as I said before used to be people didn't wear seat belts Didn't have airbags

20:10 It takes 20 30 years, but you look and then you realize all these amazing lives of young people like this who are contributing to our society because We came together in a practical way looking at evidence looking at data and figured out how can we make that work better? Okay. So we looked at evidence and data which is always a good thing to say Because he's the Data Prez I don't understand the comparison between any type of gun safety and seat belts and airbags Found it to be very specious argument. It's very specious Sounds good, though I like it he was when I was watching this thing he was talking oh I had John Kerry I spent an hour and a half last night Just just ripping out the silences from when he was talking yeah otherwise you know each clip would be five minutes long

21:04 Now when he's talking about airbags and seatbelts, this is what he kind of folds into the smart gun technology. Yeah! This is what we've been waiting for. Part of the proposal is developing smart gun technology. Wooo! And this an interesting example I don't exactly understand this in... No because it involves the word smart Maybe there will be somebody in the audience who explains it to me Back in 1997 uh the CEO of Colt said yeah we can design or starting to develop guns where you can only use it if you've got a chip. So, say you wore a band or bracelet and that then protects your two-year old or three year old from picking up the gun and using it." Interesting that's what he thinks it does... The bands or chips

21:53 Protects your two-year old from picking up the gun and using it because guns are laying all over the place. He's gone I always keep one on the table. I usually put it over by the crib Kid picks it up he picks it up. He's got to learn someday a Boycott was called against him, and they had back off of developing that technology now That's interesting so there's the marketplace for whatever reason, and I don't know the...I did not research this story. What does he mean they had to back off? He says that there was a boycott of Colt, the manufacturer who was developing it. This is probably true, but I don't know anything about it. I don't believe this for a minute! Well, I didn't look into it. I didn't have time to research that. Yeah, well we'll look into it for the next show for sure. So what he's saying is the free market said no The free market said no is not a boycott

22:46 Correct free market said nobody if he says the free markets is that means nobody bought the damn job No, no. He's saying that The the market said you if you're gonna do that we're not gonna buy any of your weapons Which is... If he used the word market, that's what he was talking about. The free enterprise system He's assuming it's like a person and kind of talks to him Let's go back and listen And they had to back off from developing that technology To me this does not make sense You have to back it up further than that When he moves into it further you'll understand why he's really talking about the market Your two year old or three year olds from picking up the gun

23:25 And a boycott was called against them and they had to back off of developing that technology. To me, this does not make sense. If you are a gun owner I would think that you would at least want a choice so that if you wanted to purchase a firearm that could only be used by you in part to avoid accidents in your home in part to make sure that if it's stolen, it's not used by a criminal. In part, if there is an intruder you pull the gun but somehow gets arrested away from you that gun can't be turned on you and used on you I would think there might be a market for that Ah! There it is So he...the great economist who I do no believe has ever been in commercial business

24:13 believes there's a market for it. And I think what he is saying is the NRA boycotted, and the NRA of course... It IS the gun company so they boycott on themselves. I don't know exactly what that means but he thinks that there would be a market for that whereas I think my understanding of responsible gun owners is their responsible and have gun cabinets and different versions of gun locks all kinds of things with this smart technology which I think one of them was Displayed at CES. Yeah, like a big hunk of metal and you got to put your finger on it And yeah I don't know but when I step out of the shower and I want to use my iPhone I have to wait at least

24:54 Five minutes because you know your fingerprint is different if you've been in the shower too long. Yeah, it's not always failsafe This is fingerprint then it drops off and then you can fire so that doesn't seem something likely but the president thinks It's crazy there's got to be a market for this So I'm not saying that necessarily would be the only gun that's available But not necessarily the only gun that's available tricky stuff You say in here? I'm not saying that the only gun would be a smart gun But he just said that there was research, development and the market didn't want it.

25:41 It has not been developed primarily because it's been blocked by either the NRA, which is funded by gun manufacturers or other reasons. In part what we proposed was you know what? We're going to do some of the research and work with the private government gun. Yeah everybody gets your government Apple gun will figure out whether or not this can be figured that out and then give everybody a choice. The kind of firearm that they want to purchase, because I think that there will in fact be a market for that. And over time... Sure you do. That's an example of how we could reduce some of the preventable gun deaths that are out there. Never ran a business in his life. Yeah exactly He never ran a business in his life he doesn't know anything about selling stuff and here comes the crux of the difficulty what he is trying to do and by took out all the breath pauses except for the minute he catches himself

26:37 Saying mmm crap. This is not really where I want to take the conversation Here we go what you said about murder rates and violent crime generally is something that we don't celebrate enough We don't celebrate it the fact of matter is is that? Violent crime has been steadily declining across America for a pretty long time You wouldn't always know it by watching television. But overall, most cities are much safer than they were 10 years ago or 20 years ago

27:15 I challenge the notion that the reason for that is because there's more gun ownership, because if you look at where are the areas with highest gun ownership... Now this is something that needs to be...I do not find any backup for this statement he's about to make. I presume what he was trying to do was bring it out in the open, you know. You can't cover it up turn it up hey no doubt that... and I think it should be gun violence I think that is the number but he doesn't say that specifically has gone down progressively while a number of guns United States has gone up but he now is going to say hey look I don't think that is causation

27:59 He says there's obviously some correlation, but he is saying that there is no causation by this. And here are his numbers on this. restrictions on gun ownership. In some of those places the crimes dropped really quickly so I'm not sure that there's a one-to-one correlation there." So is he saying that, well he says some places...so i presume that Chicago doesn't count then as uh pretty sure violence has gone has not gone down significantly in Chicago? No and gun ownerships probably going up

28:39 I don't know. So that was thrown, just throwing in casual generalities isn't really adding to the conversation? No but that's there you go and that's what you get. That's what you get then we had here we go our good friend long time supporter of The NO Agenda Show by the way while looking at the Wiki page on Smart Guns there are crap loads of projects underway as we speak Smart gun projects? Yeah. Well, Ike Gun Technology, SafeGun Technology, Kayakofer, I guess out of Deutschland, New Jersey Institute of Technology, TriggerSmart, Aromatics...I could go on and on and on! And they all have different little technologies. MetalStorm, Smart Tech Challenges for MagnaTriggr

29:31 It's developed by John Davis in 1975 for the K through N frame size Smith & Wesson revolvers. Prevents the trigger from returning far enough to fire, it is proven reliable. Anyway, mag lock. Well I think what will happen is these outfits will get government funding. Money! Funding yeah, government funding. Chris Jacob who you and I have both worked with Chris on and off Man, what is it? 20 years now. Yeah about 20 years. KJ I didn't know that he was the vice president of the firearms dealer association in America. Good for him! So he stands up and first thing i notice no night ring then you know he's got the mic on oh man then he sent me a message He said The Secret Service had an issue with it

30:28 and asked him to not wear it. The Secret Service had an issue with our night ring? Well, whatever... Chris was wearing it apparently in the Secret Service. This is only a text message I got. I don't know Did he slip no agenda into the conversation which was part two of his promise No And I understand when you listen to the bit He's very good speaker and he was very eloquent He made a good point Well, let's listen to it. But there was no in the morning or anything like that." You know when you're standing face-to-face with the president and the president is mockingly smiling at you?

31:10 I want to bring in somebody who actually knows a lot about selling guns. I want you to meet Chris Jacob, he's vice president of the American Firearms Retailers Association and he is the owner of The Bullseye Indoor Shooting Range & Gun Store in San Rafael California. Chris it's great to have you here. First off... Say what? SAN RAFAEL! How is business under President Obama because everything I read says gun sales have been going up every time he talks about guns, gun sales go up It's been busy. And certainly I think that shows, as Taya said earlier that there is a very serious concern in this country about personal security and the sheriff is right they do everything they possibly can to make sure they get there as quickly as they possibly can. My question actually focuses around law enforcement as well There are 53 thousand licensed gun dealers in the United States who

32:04 stand behind the counter and say no to people all day. We feel it's our responsibility to make sure that people who have a criminal past, people who are mentally ill or having a bad day don't get possession of firearms." I hadn't really considered that It's probably true that if you come in and you're looking all like, I hate my wife. Can I have a gun? I hate my wife! I'm pretty sure these guys say no not today buddy. I don't think... Go to the other shop. So we assist law enforcement all the time in the process of making sure that those things don't change hands inside our commercial market. Yeah, I'm fairly certain this is true

32:52 I'm sure it's obviously true because it makes nothing but sense. But, I am also imagining as Obama is sitting there listening to this he's thinking to himself. He's saying, yeah self-self. I wonder what a gun shop is like? Maybe we should go into one someday. Check it out and see what goes on! Do a little study. Drive in past that big place called Cabela's. If i went in there no one would notice so I could see what this looks like. And maybe...I don't have a clue and he probably doesn't. I doubt if he has ever seen it you know you go to one of these shops especially a big operation like Bass Lane or Cabela's are these big places Bass shops, I guess. Or whatever they're called. Bait shops?

33:34 No, it's a big giant thing with a huge fish in front and it's the size of like a bowling alley filled with all kinds Of sporting goods. Oh well I know Cabela's Cabela's I know Cabela's is big so you know Cabela's It's the same thing yeah alright So you go in there and Cabela's has got like I don't know oh Rose Guns in there they're all lined up And he look at him when you go this too many guns that can make it I couldn't buy one of these guns are Too many of them choose from we're an agreement that when you Show up there is a human element to this that the gun dealers are responsible for like buddy not for you today It's kind of like him like a bar owner in a way no more dance for you exactly the same Not even like away those things don't change hands inside our commercial market or if they shouldn't

34:19 It's a very serious responsibility for us and as group we take it very seriously. My question is around the executive order related to the investigators, the inspectors, the adding of 200 inspectors who are more on the auditing and record keeping side Why not add 200 ATF agents on the law enforcement side to keep the criminals and bad guys out of the stores in the first place? I mean, the problem seems to me to be you mentioned dealers who are less responsible than others and certainly it's possible that those folks are out there. I love Chris, Chris could sell sand to Arabs i'm telling you yeah it's possible those folks exist but if we can enforce the laws that already exists the tens of thousands of gun laws that are on the books right now it might create a very significant deterrent

35:16 That's getting those people in let me also point out the number of ATF agents during your administration has actually declined so even if you hired 200 because of my budget, but not because of my budget Republicans I think Huh say what bullshit bullshit. Yeah bullshit is his fault that they declined shots at that level Not cuz of my to budge it he said not my budget Is that because of sequestration? Is that his point, which was also his idea. So I think it's just that they move money around for one thing let's look at the one thing again Anderson Cooper is not going to do what he should do. The budget has never gone down

35:56 It's always going up. And so when you talk about budget cuts, we say it again this talk about cutting increases in the budget point what Pooper said happened to get lose all these eight right if the budget has never gone down and you are correct sir laws that are just alive by the way that's a lie is the tens of thousands of gun laws that are on the books right now it might create a very significant deterrent that's getting those people in the schools. Let me also point out, the number of ATF agents during your administration has actually declined so even if you hired 200 more... Yes not because of my budget Well he is telling the truth John! They declined not because of his budget

36:34 That's true. Right, because they fired him you're right! It was a very slippery thing to get there This guy is great man! That was really a great catch because yeah not because of his budget but that has got nothing to do with what he is saying He just distracted the dumb Anderson Cooper Okay But even if you hire 200 more it will get it to what it was right before it took office Absolutely Well look first of all There are whole bunch of responsible gun dealers out there A whole bunch? What does a bunch mean That's a horrible thing to say. Yeah, most of you guys are shit!

37:29 What has grown into a massive loophole where a huge percentage of guns, many of whom end up being traced to crime are not going through the responsible gun dealers but are going through irresponsible folks who are not registered as doing business. And the whole goal here is to clarify and put on notice that if you're in business even if you don't have bricks and mortar then you're supposed to register and you're supposed to conduct background checks. So the issue is not where are you doing it, it's what you're doing. And that should not be something that threatens responsible gun dealers across the country

38:12 He still doesn't seem to understand that online sales, no brick and mortar. That's what he is referring to websites that sell guns cannot ship you a gun directly it goes to a federally licensed firearm dealer and then you pick it up there and that where the background check is done they check if see if your not having a bad day And thats when you receive your gun with the bunch of responsible firearms dealers Not everyone just a bunch In terms of the ATF, it is absolutely true that the ATF budget has been shrunk because... It's a little late. You know what I meant. So Chris didn't get any in the morning and he didn't get to talk after that but Father Michael Flager

39:00 He came out as a no agenda producer and laid one on top. Father Michael Flager is here, I know you know him well he's a Roman Catholic priest in Chicago for those who don't know his church of St. Sabina on the south side of Chicago was there about a month ago it was great honor to be there father you've given a lot of eulogies for a lot of kids in your community far too many over the 40 years that you have been there what's your question for the president? Mr President first of all thank you for your courage and passion and keep pushing. I think we should use that Thank you for your courage and passion and keep pushing I like it. Thank you for your courage Anyone can do this when you speak to the president, that's exactly what would have worked? Thank you for your courage Mr.. President And I like the thank you very courage and passionate keep pushing push push in the bush if it don't fit Don't force it uh and then then this is kind of thing that that

39:55 It led me to believe that there's a lot more of this coming and this morning I even got a clip from CNN that proves me correct on that. Here is Anderson Pooper pushing back a little bit on the conspiracy theory, just on the conspiracy theories. I'm pretty sure this was set up and the president knew this was coming maybe not exactly how it unfolded But it was, to me it was a very important part of what was going on.

40:33 concerns about the federal government. Now, there's a long history of that. That's in our DNA you know the United States was born suspicious of some distant authority. But let me just jump in is it fair to call it a conspiracy? I mean well yeah a lot people really believe this deeply that they just don't no no they just don't trust you. I'm sorry Cooper yes it is fair did he say pooper It's a pooper. Sorry, pooper? Not gonna happen! Now... Let me finish. What's going on here is now we're taking- we've gone from conspiracy theorists to conspiracy theories to now just the word conspiracy and what is insane is now it has been turned around where

41:21 You are if you talk this way, you're did. You're just in a conspiracy We're really the whole idea is that we're talking about a conspiracy on the government side Conspiracy conspire to breathe together to plot and plan together The people saying this or not plotting and planning they were accusing The president of being part of a conspiracy but now this word has been completely turned upside down and used in the opposite direction. Well, play it. This notion of a conspiracy out there and it gets wrapped up

41:59 uh... concerns about the federal government that there's a long history of them that's in our dna you know uh... the united states was was born suspicious of some distant authority but let me just say is it fair to call it a conspiracy i mean while you're a lot people really believe this deeply that they'd just don't see what he did this is fair to call what they're saying conspiracy because they really believe it That word is hijacked, gone. They just don't trust you. I'm sorry Cooper yes it's fair to call the conspiracy what are you saying? So he says it's okay to call a conspiracy This is just the confusing use of language and by the way I don't know how you could resist not playing the DNA clip when they said that

42:45 Well, I'm in the airstream of consciousness. I'm trying to keep everything together. The conspiracy? What are you saying? Are you suggesting that the notion that we are creating a plot to take everybody's guns away so that we can impose martial law is a conspiracy? Yes! That is a conspiracy. He's admitting it! He's admitting its a conspiracy. Yeah he's actually agreeing with it I'm admitting that this is a conspiracy. Wow, black is white, right is wrong. That's outrageous! Fear is freedom. I just... My- I went into it with a little- I'm glad Sir Circumvent brought me something to smoke because I had to after that. What is going on here? So that we can impose martial law. Is there a conspiracy? Yes, that is a conspiracy. I would hope you would agree with that

43:40 Is that controversial? We agree! There are certainly a lot of people who just have a fundamental distrust that you do not want to go further and further and further down this road. I mean, I'm only going to be here for another year. When would I have started on this enterprise right now? Wow... Now, to finalize my report two last bits CNN then went into package after package after package and this one just kept coming back. It was about a six minute package, I've chopped it down to about a minute twenty

44:21 specifically deals with the crazy conspiracy theorists and they start off their report with a whole background on Jade Helm 15 and how nutty everybody is, and here we go. Among the right-wing conspiracy theories President Obama wants to take away land, take away rights and especially take away guns. Take away guns! And if you think it's just a bunch of internet kooks or fringe radio talk show hosts... Or podcasters? Hey, can we get some props here man? Yeah, come on. Podcasting kooks. Internet kooks and right-wing radios. Come on podcasting! Especially take away guns. And if you think it's just a bunch of internet kooks Did he say kooks or gooks

45:03 When we testified in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, we heard not only from the gun lobby bought from United States Senators that expanding background checks will, not may, will lead to a registry which will lead to confiscation which will lead to a tyrannical government. We checked it out and it's true one of the senators was Iowa Republican Senator Charles Grassley at hearing after the Newtown massacre And this guy is a perfect poster child The way he talks 2012

45:53 Here he is commenting on fears. Obama was coming to take away guns. No wonder millions of Americans fear that the president might take executive action and Congress may enact legislation that could lead to tyrannical federal government During the Obama administration, there have been runs on ammunition for fear the government was buying up bulk ammo. Even rumors of coming after people who stockpile ammunition! There've been runs on AR-15s and other assault weapons for fear assault rifles would be banned

46:28 And the general fear of guns being taken away has led to a general run on guns in stores over the last seven years. None of it has happened, but conspiracy theories continue and those who benefit from them allow them to swirl There's an assault on the Second Amendment. You know, Obama is going to do an executive order and really knock that... Notice that immediately this is brought right down the Trump. Yeah well you want to use the word kook a lot in the Trump part. Conspiracy theorist. Conspiracy theorists kook? Oh here's Trump! It's beautiful they say they like he's a part of this big group Allow them to swirl. There's an assault on the Second Amendment. You know Obama is gonna do an executive order and really knock the hell out of it

47:11 True or not, bizarre or not, Republicans on the campaign trail won't let the gun theory go. Texas Senator Ted Cruz has even turned Obama wants your guns into a fundraising poster and he's all too happy to convince you Obama really does want to take your guns How is that anything but fear mongering? It is actually quite accurate And then... Which report was that? That was the same report, yeah. Same report. Now I have my couple of clips for you. My final kicker then I'm done what CNN did right after the debate they had filmed a number of people inside a gun store who were watching the president and these people were picked perfectly and many of them could have been no agenda producers The word is cherry-picked Cherry-picked thank you

48:00 And they had the camera on all the time so the president's talking and then, of course they're heckling the TV. Which is great! It's fantastic television to show like, throwing up his hands. Oh, the guy said we could keep our doctor now he says we can keep our guns! So it's beautiful, it's beautiful but then... Then the owner of the gun store in this 20 second clip uses what we would call Occam's razor To explain that yes And the question is, is Obama going to take your guns? Let's just call Obama the federal government. He uses Occam's razor to say of course they're going to take our guns! Jeff Waite is the owner of The Gun Range When the president says fewer guns would mean fewer violent crimes you think that is not accurate Well how could you get fewer guns without compensation

48:53 So when he says he doesn't want to confiscate, you don't agree with that? How else do you make fewer guns they don't evaporate. So you don't trust the president No I don't Brilliant! That is Occam's Razor Yeah these things don't disintegrate evaporate how are we going to get less guns by taking them away That was a mind blower to me. That's the problem I think everyone has doing news analysis is often we forget to just go to the... Everything is logical, if you start looking at the logic, you can come up with these simple solutions and this was a logical or simple conclusion. This was a logical conclusion. It blew my mind! We need to get guns off the street, we need to have less guns, we need to have less this-less-less-less-less. How do you get to less?

49:42 You take things away from you. Yeah, the gun owner had a clue. That's very good Well I had a couple of things that I picked up on One of course is the common complaint and none of these violent events took place late Any of them going back to the Sandy Hook, even though if it was an actual event and things before that, the Columbine shooting. Whatever... And for John C. Dvorak to say that by wanting just this…for you to say even if there was an actual event? That's a big deal to me when you question that. I never believed that that was an actual event because I saw all those movies. I saw all these press park here, you know, and we listened to the 911 tape.

50:24 We're the only operation I know of that does news analysis that actually played the 911 tapes and there was nothing on those tapes. View unlike me you have a reputation of being a level-headed. Oh Analyst I like you this is absolutely true So either if you're going to get letters of wow man, we'll get any letters or you need to get away from curry That's gonna be the well that there should be saying that forever consider Jen Briney Brian so anyway say no with love by the way the

51:04 None of these events would have been prevented by any of this stuff because the guns were all legally obtained or they were handed to somebody in some way that you couldn't stop if you wanted to. In fact, just listen to a good example the most recent kind of screwball killing which took place in Philadelphia let's play this first. Ah yes! Yes, I know about it. This is the Philadelphia shooting and at the very end of this report uh... It's a little long but at the very end of the report you say wait a minute Where did this guy's gun come from? And you get the answer, and you go what are we going to do about this. The chilling surveillance video shows the moment of the attack. The gunman dressed in a white robe charges toward Jesse Hartnett police car his muzzle flashing as he fires off about a dozen rounds He reaches inside the car with the gun then runs away. The officer shot multiple times incredibly manages to radio in

51:57 We have an officer shot. This is absolutely one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I mean, this guy tried to execute a police officer The officer then gets out of his patrol car His wounded left arm dangling He fires back and hits the attacker at least three times I don't give up! Officer Dillis right there now... he's all over it The bravery he demonstrated was absolutely remarkable His will to live Undoubtedly saved his life police say the suspect 30 year old Edward Archer told them he follows Allah and pledges allegiance to the Islamic State Police say the gun used in the attack was stolen from a police officer several years ago. Oh Yeah, what are you gonna do about that? I have a related clip to that to that actual event if it's just so I don't want To go too far off the track guys want me my last point about the Obama even

52:57 Especially after you brought up the Anderson Cooper going on and on about, well it's unlikely things. We wanted to hear him talk to these guys that are different so he got real questions, real people, real answers. Well why didn't the NRA show up is explained in this clip and then when you listen to this clip tell me about real questions, real people, real answers? He uses as opportunity to impose more gun control on law abiding Americans. Yeah. To gun violence as well? Exactly, this is an attempt to distract the American people away from his failed policies so did we participate in CNN's event tonight no we didn't we were offered one pre-screened question Megan I know that you don't send your questions over the White House so i'd rather have a conversation with you that's intellectually honest than sit through a lecture and get one opportunity to ask a prescreen question yeah they had one opportunity prescreen question now was it

53:53 Yeah, and so that's what was everybody. So this is bull crap. Yeah it's being used... Yeah you all were gonna have honest questions from the president and meanwhile there has to be a pre-screened question? And so the NRA guy was going to be just like another stooge and come up and ask his prescreen question I don't know what would happen if he didn't but who knows? I'll ask Chris how prescreened his question was because his question must have been prescreen as well! I'm guessing it is I have a couple of things about... Mayor Morgan, maybe you get to write your own question. That would be a plus but still has to be screened, I think. Yeah just no, no, no, you're not gassing this question. Washington Post reports on what colleges are doing that, of course we're looking at the mental hygiene, mental health crazy people having a bad day

54:47 And there is now, according to the Washington Post a concerted effort to prevent suicides in college by making mental health screening mandatory. I'm pretty sure colleges can do that for the private institution. I'm not sure about state schools but this here... To address...To responsibly address mental health on campus we must adopt a public health approach focused on early identification and treatment At its most aggressive, a public health approach would mandate screening programs and treatment for those students identified as at risk of developing serious mental disorder. Most kids of this age are already diagnosed with having mental health issues This is why there is Adderall and Vyvanse and many other antidepressants And in 2013 I believe that... here we go

55:48 This is, I think 2013 the president already started this mission. Here it is his executive action titled now's the time to do something about gun violence. I know we talked about this but maybe we didn't realize that the big push with $100 million in new federal grants to school districts for mental health services and we're going to have an entire generation that does not only kooky Because of what they're being and when you when you have a screening for mental health, that's the moment when you say Oh clearly You need a little bit of vibance to get you going calm me down help you with your OCD in your ADHD So this is this is a very Dangerous slope we have slid down already as far as I'm concerned. Well absolutely I think he nailed it in the last show

56:44 Use the mental health system, make everybody nuts. Make that book of diseases bigger and bigger and bigger so you can't really be healthy doing anything like disagreement disorder. You don't like some but the way food's prepared? You're nuts! And next, and that means you shouldn't be able to buy a gun either. It's just...it's obvious where this is headed. I mean it's not headed…It's a slow process. If you look at the…it's a very slow process when the guns like I mentioned before when Cassius Clay, the Kentucky

57:23 a politician that had a cannon out in front of his house and he would shoot it at the police. Didn't he light that thing off every day? In the morning? Every day, but as soon as anyone came around because he was an abolitionist wasn't much appreciated by the locals so he had this shooting And he'd just fill it up, I guess with glass and terrorist stuff. And blow... shoot at these guys that they're trying to get into the ranch and that would go away. It wouldn't go away anymore. When we have a national conversation about guns. The place where you always want to go is kind of at the outskirts of the totem pole there, and you want to check out what's really being said, what people will hear and believe... And my beat includes THE VIEW. Oh god! Rand Paul was on THE VIEW

58:18 And he was it was a good appearance for him. He's a charming guy with around a bunch of women like that Very charming very relaxed just so he's so libertarian on in the pure sense That he can pretty much get away with everything and if they don't like what he's saying, they could just think he's kind of nuts It's just kind of a kook So they're talking about about gun regulation and then the Second Amendment and then whoopie Goldberg Who is, I have to say she's retarded because she can't...she does not comprehend what is being said and after this minute of Rand Paul explaining why she's wrong about what she's saying. She says okay but still I'm right it was

59:06 This is the insanity that is being propagated amongst the predominantly female population of Gitmo Nation. I think you'll find this from most pro-gun people, we don't fear the background checks We fear that you would have to register all guns in order to know if they have a background check So I just want to ask you this because...I'm a gun owner You know? I don't mind that you know that I have a gun. You can come into my house and look for it or get whatever you need I don't understand why anyone objects to getting rid of automatic weapons. Automatic weapons, they're not for hunting They do nothing...they're only there to kill and you'll notice that a lot of the things that have happened happen with automatic weapons when we see that why don't we say who really needs one other than people who are at war? There is the moronic audience who have been led to believe that

1:00:06 All these horrible things are happening with automatic weapons, which would mean machine guns. Rand Paul very subdued, very quiet and very calm and then he tries to explain... Hear that audience. Truly automatic weapons we don't have, you know? We banned truly automatic weapons I think in 1932- Right but we still got a lot of them going on, come on now! Yeah well what we have is not automatic weapons though so we have semi automatics So they fire in a fairly fast sequence but you can't pull the trigger and they come like a machine gun Those are no longer out there But you know what I'm saying No we know what your saying is... Is.. Not true And we need to point out that even if you want to mention semi-automatic weapons, a revolver is a semi-automatic weapon. You don't have to reload the musket. It'll give you six shots. It's a semi-automatic weapon...a semi-automatic handgun. Semi-automatic. I think technically speaking, a revolver would not be considered that because it doesn't self cock. It doesn't chamber? Yeah correct

1:01:06 You know what it is, there's a repetitive fire. People do hunt with them and people do also shooting and sport shooting and target shooting things with these guns and come to Kentucky and I'll introduce you to them. There are lot of people who like and enjoy this as a sport. And i thought that was very weak of Rand Paul, they say well people hunt with these guns. Come on why don't you just say people like having something on equal footing? It's okay to say that that's the truth but he pussyfooted about that. Sport yeah but the other problem is if we're going to take away ownership of specific types of guns you really have to modify it something that big as to either be legislation or even possibly a constitutional amendment We can't allow one individual to do it and I'll give an example

1:01:46 Let's say we had a terrible president that you didn't like from another party. This is a great point he's making where he's saying, just imagine that there was a president you didn't like who was Republican and he was doing things to you. And the point that he is making is Whoopi Goldberg trusts President Obama! I trust that guy! I just don't trust the Republican. I trust THAT GUY. He's fine- we can trust him!" And that president said, The View... oh if you should hear what they're saying on The View We should limit their speech, we should register the journalists and then we should have an approval board. You know it's silly, we would all be opposed to that

1:02:22 But that's the danger of letting a president make the rules. Even if you agree with what he is doing now, you should worry about having a president have so much power to create the law without Congress doing it. He has gone in a couple... I'm sorry man there is no reason anybody needs an automatic weapon. Can you believe that? She didn't even come close to getting the philosophical point. She's so dumb Yes, I'm saying retarded as in but she's just not quite up to snuff or maybe she's retarding over time That's a fine word to use I might point out Yeah

1:03:05 Well, with that I'd like to thank you for your courage. Good for you. And hand you a big in the morning to you John. No, I'd like to thank you for your courage and passion and keep pushing! And in the morning to you John C. Dvorak. In the morning to you Mr Adam Curry John C. DuVora, oh I'm sorry in the morning all boots on the ground feet in the sea of subs in the water ocean and my feet in the air and The dames and knights out there yeah in the morning everybody in the chat room no agenda stream calm always good to see everybody here And in full presence we want to thank

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1:13:51 Came with a couple people he brought his dad and they had no plumbing business. I think in Wichita, Wichita Falls Texas I want to say it'd be the end And they driven for a couple hours and Dad was he never listened to the show who's just sitting there like a like a real Texan and like damn hat Yeah He was not wearing a hat at the time. He probably has one but you know This game my son. He listens to you and yeah, he thinks you're real good So I said needs come along see how come along what you guys doing here is pretty interesting It was just guys are doing yeah beautiful bad that what you pissed off about so when I piss off of I yeah You must be pissed off these people are here cuz you pissed off about something no No We just happy we're very can't you see? We're all a happy bunch

1:14:38 Anyway, the Ramsey clan Supported by Brad gave us a check for three hundred and eleven dollars And we really appreciate that and thanks for coming and thanks for bringing your dad away No, no just he just handed me to check at the end of the not even an envelope But of course the whole clan deserves some karma. You've got Karma Clan Karma We call it Onward to Brent Frankenberry in Frostburg, Maryland. $229 and 8 cents. Hey, Kyle, John and Adam... Kyle! Kyle, first I would like to hail Hydra. First, I would like to compliment the both of you with your efforts into making this podcast into the phenomenon that it is. My friend Steve Diggs got me hooked on your work some number of years back

1:15:28 I've been a boner since then, now a donor. Without ever decreasing constitutional rights, I figured I'd better get a donation in before content like this is censored which by the way will happen and the both of you being blackballed and declared mentally incompetent for podcasting." What are they doing? They're nuts! I'll be sure to shed more on that, more than just a tear for the both of you when that happens. I don't do drunk donations, I would just leave the drunkenness to the political officials and newscasters. Ayo! I would like to call Steve and Chris and everyone at our workplaces as douchebags. But they're workplace, so yes. And then give me my associates in yourselves karma. My request is to shake the reins

1:16:20 stick to your heart's content, which means we don't have to shake it. Keep up the skepticism John and Adam play Dr Kiki shut-up at science Obama hail Satan if possible We play that in the last show didn't we yeah, I think it's great. What was what do you want? Also you want rain stick and what was the other one a hail Satan yeah, and Kiki shut up to science Oh, yeah, dr.. Keke showed so what I have from the I think this is what he means Which is yes, we can backwards yeah for time for those of you who missed it Already

1:17:04 You've got karma Nice, thank you sir. I guess what you want to do if you get a copy of audacity Yeah or any of these sound editing programs and you you speak in various tones and an emphasis Hail Satan yeah And then you run it backwards to see what it sounds most like and then that's becomes your catchphrase So I guess, yes we can was created this way. That's my guess. Yeah sure there was one producer last night at the very end and he came in late and he said did you ever hear back from that Satan guy you guys were talking about? You recall that John? No The Satanist yeah it was telling me that now i need to follow the left hand path or right hand path This is years ago! I don't remember it

1:18:02 But he was explaining Satanism and Aleister Crowley and all this stuff. We talked about it for a little while, yeah And I said now that's oddly that hasn't come up then saying you know anyway, but he was very serious I like what he said oh Yeah most Satanists are very sure not a satanist This was the point is the student of Satanism no He says he say he's a atheist No He is a never mind I could go on for days. Well he as he said after we talked for watching can I pray with you? I said sure and We prayed we prayed and be prayed to was it prayer to Satan no It was a prayer to God in Jesus Christ And he says that I in particular am destined for great things when I can fully accept the Lord Jesus Christ As my Savior, that's what he said yeah

1:18:53 Sure this guy just wasn't some sort of a character? No, no. Just checking on you maybe It was really sweet when he did that He blessed me, he blessed you, he blessed Tina and even blessed my dad I hope that you and your dad get to communicate better. This wasn't that long ago, Tina the Keeper's only been around for a year Yes yes he showed up at the meetup what part don't you understand? Oh the meetup! At the meet-up?! I'm sorry if you misunderstood me...yes at the meet-up He came in at the end it's all like yeah I said all that oh I see no here's what usually heard hmm You said at the end this guy comes up to you Yeah And he says have you ever heard from that Satanist No he says okay yeah That's what he said

1:19:35 And I said no. And then he went into this whole thing about how glad that I didn't. Oh! Okay... You got it? I got it. According to the chat room, it is the oldest trick in the book. What? To become a Satanist they trick you there? No, they trick you into believing in Jesus who's the real evil one not Satan. All right but it was... That's the chat room! I think if you've nailed this chatroom is just a bunch of satanists It was lovely. I really enjoyed talking to him and when someone prays for you that's beautiful. Come on, thats fine

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1:21:15 You know, use the coupon code. I keep saying cold. No, I think I'm catching one. Well you say coupon which even more interesting. What? You say coupon instead of coupon which is even more interesting. Coupon! It's coupon. Poop on I do that as I think it's a Midwestern coupon for me to poop on. I never had Never got rid of quite all of those affectations, okay? Can you douchebag a Baltimore who always listens but never donates? Don't hold the bar old the mar alright that will be our conclusion wait we have one from the meetup Yeah Yes associate executive producer $200. I sent you this note. I took a picture of an incentive to you

1:21:56 Oh. Did you see this? No! Take a look, uh... This is from Lonnie Webb and his lovely wife who was also there last night. Uh... Phuong Vu I think is how you pronounce her name And they did a very funny thing So he wrote the note which he says was written with the fountain pen of drunkenness and his wife went through the note and crossed it off in a different color wrote what the note should have read Are you seeing this? You have it. Yeah, it's very funny. So why don't you do the drunken thing and I'll be his wife Well the problem is first of all you can't read download to note because it's coming on my screen sideways And let me download it. I think they can do that here Here is your your Apple PC in non-compliance John and Adam

1:22:51 You and the drunken no you do that. You did the drunk, and I'll do his wife oh And she's in the red pen yeah exactly okay? Thanks for all you do producing the fine Fine work of this show enclosed please find a 1 million dollars The $1 million is crossed off and his wife wrote in, uh... His allowance is 200 dollars. Toward my future presidency of March! Which has crossed off and is the presidency of the doghouse

1:23:28 Not your father's, uh, rest best make this casey to write. Enclosed... Uh... Pictures are for Adam to write having with him in the- Enclosing pictures for Adam of wife! You're ruining the gag Dvorak. Oh? And? Well she crossed it off and said hell no Working on men... New human resources. Human resources, please shake the rainstick of progress. Pregnancy. Which she says the visual hurts my eyes

1:24:15 Can we request some yeah guys that wacky and K newswoman and a don't raff? sincerely But the that's the one we had from the last show the Yeah, they're working in knews woman. Oh let me find that one real quick well What does she say at the very end? At the very end she says but sincerely And then he signs his name Lonnie Webb and she says yeah, and said wife comma not drunk. Okay? Probably I could have been funny it works better if you read it. I think what was the business or visual What was the title of that North Korean ISO oh? What was it it was the H bomber uh-oh

1:25:03 I don't remember what the ISO name was. I got it, okay here we go thank you very much Lonnie and your not drunk wife we highly appreciate the support as associate producers executive producers of The No Agenda Show episode 789. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Shut up Now the best I can get from we have one guy who's wrote us in and one of our producers Who sued lives in Korea, and he says it means that has been highly successful

1:25:44 This little snippet. I'll play it again for those who haven't heard it yet. So, I grill him back...I may not have a note in the box but he's attached the rest of the first part which we didn't get to hear because it was being stepped on by the announcer was that I guess referred to the bomb and then she said came off highly successful and I'll get the exact, almost a word by word for it eventually but it's kind of what it means. If you're wondering. I want to thank all these folks and the people that have contributed, especially the people that... Well not especially but also the people who contributed at The Texas Meetup. Wanted to remind you we have another show coming up next week on Thursday with last weeks' show wasn't very good in terms of our success of donations. Dvorak.org slash NA would be the place to go find some good ideas

1:26:47 Some great ideas of vorac org slash And whether you're at the meetup, whether you're at home or out at work remember to propagate up our formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth Anybody take you up on the offered for the airstream tour It wasn't an actual offer, and I think they realized that. It was an offer! I put it in there, I was serious... Yeah you don't have the right to offer that my friend No? no..no....I need to talk about something

1:27:39 On the face bag and I might point out that yesterday Primarily the female producers who were there without fail. We're all talking about what they saw in the face bag So, I think it's really great that we've propagated this This new term also they're using a nice face back. It's catching on good. It's getting is a good term It hits an nails at nails it yeah Tina the keepers term I might point out I like it because it feels like face, like feed bag on your face. You know this is yeah totally that so I'm like you're a horse You got a big canvas bag on your head and all you're doing is just chewing oats. My aunt, my aunt Nancy. Aunt? Now Nancy is I guess...I think she's married to Uncle Rennie we don't talk about uncle Rennie a lot. Uncle Rennie is now retired but he was a NASA scientist like and I need to talk to him more about that because it all of us like yeah

1:28:42 It's all confidential, it was all secret but he worked there for many many years. Fascinating guy and this is his I think they're married second wife Nancy and i like her a lot and she's incredibly smart imagine living with a NASA scientist you gotta have something going for ya and she has a lot going for but she posted on the face bag this article seven kinds of government subsidies those angry ranchers get that you don't. This is referring to the ranchers in Oregon, which is consistently being called a armed white militia standoff and which it's not a standoff sorry should not a standoff and in this article

1:29:31 It's rather interesting that she would post this. I'm not quite sure if she held any job at one point, certainly Uncle Rennie did. Government subsidies paid for his work, it paid for his job if you will government money and so this whole thing is... Right off the bat, here one of the central complaints of the cracker terrorists currently holed up in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon is about government overreach. And then it goes into all these things about Republicans suck, Republicans are stupid and these guys got all this money what are they complaining about? It's outrageous but... In your first sentence one of the central complaints of the cracker terrorists currently holed up

1:30:15 I said, well that's odd. Why would this woman start off with a racial comment? And she and some of my cousins, then we get into a... I hate that. Hey! I can't believe it got sucked into this They're telling me it's not racial It's just about crazy crackers which could be guys from the South even though Oregon is up North. I'm not quite sure how that works And then saying this is a standoff. It is militiaman. It's armed and I'm going oh my God, I can't handle this anymore And then this argument devolves or, what is the right word? Disintegrates into another part of this which we've touched on and I have a thought on this. This is from the Melissa Harris Perry show on MSNBC and she has Vince Warren executive director for the Center for Constitutional Rights whatever that is

1:31:12 And then this was brought up and the same thing happened in this Facebook dialogue which I never should have entered. Except that there are, in fact the POTI chairwoman Charlotte Rodrigue has said that the protesters have no claim to this land. That it belongs to native peoples who continue to live there and that their refuge is an important place And they have no sympathy for those who are trying to take the land from its rightful owners So this is what has been consistently brought up on the face of the bag everywhere but in my own conversation

1:31:57 These guys have no right to that land. It wasn't taken from them, they took it from the Native Americans." I'm like oh my god is this what we're doing now? I mean, why don't you just say that it belonged to the dinosaurs? We can go back forever as to who owned the land. All right! I'll do that because i have a clip that addresses this exact topic. I love you man. Now... I took this clip from DemocracyNow and they would be the ones who would most likely be all over the thing with the Native Americans and I am now on the side of the Native Americans And what they say is there's a bunch of happy Native Americans there Is bullcrap!

1:32:35 It turns out that the Paiutes, the Northern Paiutes were actually given that land a hundred years ago and then it was stolen from them. And they are the ones who should get their land back but not whoever they're talking about play northern Paiutes The militia has called for the federal land in Oregon to be, quote, returned to them. But leaders of the Northern Paiute Tribe said if the land should be returned to anyone it's—should be returned to the tribe. The tribe has rights to the land under a treaty signed by the U.S. government more than a century ago. On Wednesday, tribal council member Jarvis Kennedy contrasted the federal government's treatment of the armed militia members with a violent force removal of the Northern Paiute more than a century earlier.

1:33:21 My name is Jarvis Kennedy, Burness Bayou Tribal Councilman. I got a question for the world out there cuz all the eyes are on this little tribe here What if it was a bunch of natives that went out there and overtook that or any federal land? We weren't removed we were killed and ran off our land marched in snow out there Hundreds of miles to force when they finally let us go. We didn't have no place to go. Our land is already taken. They gave us 10 acres at the city dump

1:34:05 All right, recap that for us. That was pretty good! I like this. Okay so the Northern Pirates...this is the story now..I don't have a...I didn't do any research on the background because they just picked it pulled this down but i'm going to So the northern pirates were given this land that these guys have just coincidentally these guys are hanging out there uh these two redneck crackers And they were given this land, I guess around 1910... Yes, my neighbor. ...something like that. And for some reason the government who's been really confiscating land everywhere, I mean that's what was going on in Arizona and it's what's going on a lot of places and if you're one of the ranchers happens to be in some wide area that they don't want you, they make you an offer is probably reasonable

1:34:50 Because you can sue if it's not. And you have to get out, and this group up in Oregon doesn't... There is one spot of land they want to keep it. It was like that woman who was in Chavez Ravine during the building of Dodger Stadium. This old Mexican woman she used to hold- Last lady like a little house in the middle of a- Yes! Holding up production at this little house. I love that. So it took forever to roust her But a rouster they did. Yes, of course you always get rousted and can't get around it but the real rip off is these Paiutes that were apparently run out of the area even though they had claims to the land because the government gave them the land and then ran him off out of town 100 miles away near some fort and gave him garbage dumps to live in and said yeah live here you dumb Indians after killing half of em' Those are the guys who should get this land back

1:35:43 Exactly. Beautiful! Now here's a thought, and this comes down to if these were black protesters they'd be killed already how come we're not droning these fuckers? Kill them go in there SWAT team let's kill them we have to get them Let's look at this from a different perspective Is it possible that we could celebrate the calm response from the government in this case in this protest and require the government to act in this manner towards all protests. So instead of it has to be equal, let's shoot and drone and kill those white cracker rednecks why not say wow this is pretty good? The government is calm they're gonna take it easy figure things out whether its true or not It's what the optics are Why can't we have this with Black Lives Matter protest

1:36:42 Black, brown red yellow white Americans all Really you need to support those who are prepared to stand up for the government and the Bundy brothers Should show up at the next Ferguson now that would open some eyes your open carry You love Open Carry if you're really serious about being a well-armed militia to protect the people from a tyrannical government Stand up for your brothers and sisters of all colors And show what Americans are really made of So if there's a Black Lives Matter protest, open carry guys preferably white walk with them. With your guns! That would shut the whole thing up in a second

1:37:30 Thank you for your speech. Did you not like my speech? No, it was actually pretty funny But but you know I think it still pales given these Given these northern pious their land back what happened this is a scam Yeah Oh well. I really, I dreamt about that last night With the speech? Yeah Ladies and gentlemen Mr Adam Curry I liked it dammit And here's my- okay i'm gonna play my disabled voice I am going to be using this on the face bag This is my new mantra Oh no you might as well That'll drive people crazy Now uh Of course it will But seriously

1:38:19 Why doesn't this happen? If you say, I'm not a racist and you're white and your open carry and you're protesting the government then you have an obligation to do the same. This did happen in Ferguson there were some open carry guys who were walking with black pro- white guys walking with black protesters this should happen all the time then we shut everything that White cracker rednecks who are being accused of this Do this! And it's...and you're good to go Otherwise i'm just gonna have to call you racist They are racists. Well, we'll see I give them an opportunity. The most racist thing that I've heard is what you just said that you just read off the face bag All right So here's a kind of an offbeat story This is Cheyenne Cheyenne I got it for this first part of her name Cheyenne that Russian cute Russian Oh from the State Department? State Department Yeah

1:39:11 So, she does this report. Now this is a little long but this is the funniest report. Nobody talks about it. Russia Today will talk about this sort of thing and a few other things. I mean, Russia Today...I got a couple clips from Russia Today that I just cannot find anyplace else. This is the one about the Hellfire Missile and its title, The Hellfire Missile Hilarity. According to the Wall Street Journal, the US has been trying to recover a misplaced Hellfire missile since 2014 which was sent to Europe for NATO drills but it somehow ended up in Cuba. RT's Gaia Chichikian has been investigating.

1:39:50 How did the US accidentally give Cuba a Hellfire missile, the same kind of missile that has sensitive targeting technology and is often fired from US predator drones as well as helicopters? It was delivered to Cuba on an Air France plane nicely packaged with all the stickers on U.S. officials are still scratching their heads over how this could happen Here's what they told the Wall Street Journal about the mysterious journey of the Hellfire missile In summer 2014, the manufacturer of the missile Lockheed Martin upon US government request shipped it from Orlando Florida to Spain for NATO drills From Spain, the missile was supposed to be taken to Germany and from there

1:40:37 put on a flight back to Florida. But somehow, as the cargo was changing hands between different shipping companies it was loaded onto a truck operated by Air France which took it to Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris there for some reason by someone it was put on a flight to Havana Cuba for more than a year Hey man. Is there a YouTube video of the unboxing of that in Cuba? That would be awesome.

1:41:18 So like I had imagined the conversation of the USA hey, you know I hate to bring this up But you guys have our missile and then the Cuban guy goes best price. How do we know it's yours? Good point How do we know it's yours? So this little story hasn't been getting much ink on the big networks and papers. And what do those things cost, what's a hellfire? I didn't get the price. Best price! I'm guessing they cost a few hundred grand each probably half a mil maybe somebody knows let me just look it up anyway

1:41:57 I thought that was funny. That's very funny, but i have a little bit on North Korea couple things happened Oh okay yeah so President president oh my god I can't believe said President Kerry oh man that hurts my brain Secretary of State Kerry this guy is such an arrogant cock So he goes to the press briefing, the State Department press briefing. This is where you got Matt Lee... He hasn't slept in the whole night and I have a clip about that later why didn't sleep and yeah being his pole position everybody's like what it and Kerry goes out there and all he's doing is using this opportunity and it's about Senate confirming some positions in the State Department

1:42:38 And he's only using it as a video recording opportunity. He is not speaking at all to the press corps because he is there, everybody on board, Matt's there, Andrea Mitchell in the front row but she rarely there unless Kerry shows up and I even put a little piece of his speech in this clip so you can just hear that he was, he was just using it to record a video message did not care at all about the press corps being there and then Angela, uh Andrea Mitchell pissed him off! And BK- and he was already off the podium Kirby is standing there like whoa whoa whoa You gotta see the videos in the show notes. Whoa boy okay boss come back boss speak about it Please act without further delay on these and other nominations before you

1:43:25 And in so doing, you will strengthen both America and the institution in which you serve. Thank you At this point, he whips his head around because she essentially said, hey you were busy with Iran and all this other- did you take your eye off the ball? You wanna piss Kerry off say this to him. North Korea was left without getting enough attention. Let me just make it clear North Korea has never been left unattended Never! Not for one day

1:44:15 We have had meetings. Meetings? We have had constant consultations. Consultations! On the first trip that I made to China, when I raised the issue of climate negotiation that resulted in China joining with us. Whoa! Did Kerry just take credit for that?! He just take credit for that!? For what Obama did? Ha ha! I spent most of that trip and most of that time on North Korea Now, China had a particular approach that it wanted to make. And we agreed and respected to give them space to be able to implement that. But today in my conversation with the Chinese I made it very clear that has not worked and we cannot continue business as usual but there have been any number of trips, any number of conversations...and I'm happy to have John Kirby lay out the entire TikTok if you will. The TikTok? What is that?!

1:45:12 What is the entire tick tock? It's just a schedule. Is that a tick-tock I'm guessing from context it has to be no by the way, which just interrupt $25,000 is all one of those hellfires. Oh, okay cheap That's doable this like an Airstream this Hellfire missile could be mine in 59 easy payments it could Tick-tock maybe I was thinking more Gant chart maybe with blocks or something. I don't know what I've never heard of this term tick-tock What's on your tick-tock? You see just as evidence to prove that he was spending all this time the time any number of conversations And I'm happy to have John Kirby lay out the entire tick-tock

1:45:54 if you will, that will show you how that premise is absolutely inaccurate. It's without foundation. So it's time for China to crack down and get tough with North Korea? John will address it. It's time for everybody to make sure this does not continue as business as usual. Bag off! Bag off lady! Thanks a lot. Bag off! Bag off! Bag off Andy Mitchell! And I do not do this often... But and I've started watching Jimmy Kimmel that was by your suggestion. Yes, I can't you know What's the other guy, the other Jimmy? He has some funny gags. He has some very funny gag... Fallon is too laughing he's like Leo. Laughing at his own jokes. I mean it's dumb games with celebrities and it's gotten dumb Colbert doesn't have his voice. He's completely lost. I don't know what's wrong with Colbert but it's very hard to watch him. He's got that dumb smile thats a fake. His insincere is the problem. The same old character. Right and that doesn't work in this situation

1:46:55 But Kimmel, and I don't think...I never play bits from Conan or anything but this one particular bit is part of something he does called Lie Witness News. It's the man on the street gag! We love the man on the street gag. And if you could pick out the dumb bows and make it into a great bit I don't know if you've seen this one exactly. I know lie witness news is a classic I don't know if you've seen this one about North Korea and the H bomb, but I have to play this It is just too good You would think that the idea that North Korea might have a hydrogen bomb would be somewhat alarming to those of us who are here on the West Coast. But we went out in the street today and it seems like if you ask people a question in a cheerful enough manner, we will—we Americans will offer congratulations for just about anything." North Korea announced that they finally were able to successfully detonate a hydrogen bomb. The world is excited. People are sending their congratulations.

1:47:49 Yeah, would you like to congratulate North Korea? Congratulations North Korea! Finally. I mean it's about time Would you like to say congratulations to North Korea any words of encouragement for them You know um...I think that if you do believe one day dreams can come true It is definitely a Disney thing to do Would you say this is a great example of If-You-Can-Dream-It-You-Can-Achieve-it For sure If you believe you can do it, then you can achieve it. And North Korea has done that with the hydrogen bomb. Damn! Yeah, you know? You just gotta stick to your dreams and anything could come true. So we see they stuck to it. Especially with North Korea and its hydrogen bomb. Everyone's so excited for them. They're sending their congratulations. Would you like to congratulate North Korea? Congratulations, North Korea! Awesome!

1:48:41 Congratulations on everything you've done. You've done a really good job keep it up stay safe, good work! Congratulations on achieving your dream North Korea. Congratulations North Korea that's a high five I gotta tell ya That was one of the best ones i have ever heard him do It was a good one Congratulations Kim Jong-un and everything you achieved Oh my god but I love that so much That was fabulous Yeah, that's your Angelinos. You used to live there! Not very long... But you can find that anywhere I mean they've had these guys come out and various every you know it takes a lot To do that sketch the be the guy with the microphone actually takes a little talent does it is

1:49:33 But in LA, probably not hard to find the morons. Not hard to find the people though. And they go out but where they go is near the Ripley's Museum and The Walk of Fame They get them the tourists as well who are walking around there That's what they do all right so we have did you did you have any? Well let's play I got another clip here that might be fun. I got lots of stuff Well how about you want to some stuff on Trump Sharia law Volkswagen How about how about Nigel I it Nigel Farage Would you we need yes, we need my Nigel Farage to be for a clip Yes Now we were looking for clips and I was unaware but he does a radio show on Fridays On LBC the big London broadcaster now. I've got two clips You can choose because what each one will take us well one will take us in no direction The other one will take us down the migrant path so I have on the migrant rapes at New Year's or I have about his

1:50:34 assassination attempt you know I had You know and Scylla sent you a note. She sent me one as she probably said the same thing like yes It's not true, please consider that you know that I haven't seen this like she's a witness to it not happening in thinks it's a hoax Which he says justice? She said something different well Well, no she sent me a slightly different note because she said I sent this something out and you didn't pay attention so i'm sending something to you which is different. Is she playing hop over? She's like...I answered her but I didn't pay...she didn't like my answer it was the problem Ah probably yeah So she took a run at me What she was telling me and I think there's truth and I agreed with her is that these guys may have been riled up by agent provocateurs but does it really matter

1:51:25 It doesn't matter to me if you're groping and molesting women, whether you've been riled up to do it by...apparently two Germans were caught and they had text on their phone which was words and phrases to use the say-to-women in German and in Islamic dialects. So maybe, maybe. Well I think it's something considerate. And it reminds of the Monty Python sketch And I wish had a copy of it because it's a full...I may try to dig it up. Which one is that? It's where the foreigner is in the town with a translation book

1:52:02 That was bullcrap. It's just a bullcrap translation book to humiliate the guy So as he walks in, he looks at this translation and says stuff like can I feel your bottom? Oh, I do remember this Yeah it was very funny bit And you know there is an element... The thing about her is that she has got this right cynical attitude She has no agenda Totally And so I have to...I don't not listen to her. I listened too, what I just told you is exactly what I said. It may be that they were riled up but it did happen in fact. Well it happened enough so that the police chief had to quit. You know about this? Yeah well I have a clip

1:52:46 Since the New Year's attacks, anti-immigrant voices have grown louder and stronger. Bottles and firecrackers were thrown at police today as protesters say their fears about the dangers new arrivals pose are being realized That's ratcheted up pressure on Chancellor Angela Merkel Today she proposed making it easier to deport asylum seekers who commit a crime. What happened on New Year's Eve were despicable criminal acts, which call for decisive answers, Merkel said. Under current German law asylum seekers can only be deported if sentenced up to three years in prison and if their lives aren't at risk in their home country.

1:53:23 Under the new proposal, all it would take is an arrest. Serial offenders who repeatedly rob or repeatedly affront women must feel the full force of the law, Merkel said. The changes require political support and an update to the law." While this clip doesn't mention that he had to quit there's now agreement that not only did it happen but that the state broadcaster German ZDF which is state run, said that they made a mistake in not reporting on this for four days. They're not saying we covered it up, they're saying we made a mistake and should have reported on it So this now all in the open It's agreed that it did happen whether it was set-up or not And there are real women with handwritten signs protesting what happened to them Not just in Germany

1:54:17 This is in Norway, this is in Finland. This isn't Sweden Do you want to hear Farah just take first? Yeah, let's hear what Farage has to say. What we saw Paul of course were these extraordinary scenes outside the train stations in Germany on New Year's Eve Firstly of course there was Munich The very Ort Bahnhof where people stood holding big signs saying refugees welcome just five or six months ago and the two main stations in Munich were closed because there was a threat of terrorist attack coming from Iraqi and Syrian sources But further north in Germany in Cologne

1:54:55 Some incidents happened there which the German state broadcaster and the German police deliberately covered up. Of that, there is no doubt. And that is that 1,000-plus young migrant men were effectively assaulting, groping and worse any young woman, any female they could possibly come into contact with. But I have to say, the biggest shock for me was the mayor of Cologne, an independent lady gave a press briefing in which she said that she wanted to introduce a new code of conduct for German women.

1:55:33 Not for the people carrying out the assaults, but for German women. That they should make sure that they don't sort of go within a metre… Arms length was their words? Yeah. Arm's length to the stranger! Be a yard really wouldn't it?! But anyway... I just thought what an incredible insult to all those women who must have been very scared. But I'm quite surprised actually Paul that she didn't suggest in future they just stay at home And perhaps when they come out wear a headscarf or something like that. But this is an absolute abject surrender of the whole cultural identity of modern day Germany. I mean, there's often an argument... Why are the news blackout? Sorry? Well let me tell you it's actually far worse than Paul even thinks in Sweden

1:56:23 Malmo has now become the rape capital of Europe. Fact! However, there has been a change in the law A change of law in Sweden It is now illegal for Swedish newspapers or the Swedish radio stations or television stations to give the identities of those who commit any crime. And this has been done... The identities or the ethnicities? Well, ethnicities. Yeah. So you can say it's Nick Ferrari but you can't say that Nick Ferrari is from Switzerland or whatever? You certainly would not be allowed under the current Swedish law to say that recent migrants refugees whatever it is had committed these crimes and that is because the Swedish authorities are terrified

1:57:05 of Swedish people realizing the breakdown of law and order that has taken place in Malmö. I agree with pretty much everything you said there Well, a couple of things. One you don't really have to give the ethnicity to know who's what... But this particular ruling has been law in the Netherlands for as long as I've ever been there and... Well again if you look at our news services they rarely show you a black face when it's a crime that's been committed and we do the same thing It's like, it's very common not to know. You always wonder what is this a black guy or white guy? But it's not law!

1:57:46 It's not a law. It has the same effect, no it's true... The law thing is worse You can't do it! That's free speech issue Yes you can't make a law in this country because of free speech But if everybody does it anyway Oh that's the same result I'm with ya but its little different than the laws I am kind of thinking at least from I know probably callous for me to think this but I still keep thinking back to that Monty Python bit Now, if you can convince a bunch of these boneheads that on New Year's Eve you have one hour to have free reign. It's called the wilding in Cologne. You can do this because this is a tradition and you'd go around...I mean I know it's callous to say this but this is something I can imagine somebody pulling off

1:58:41 to a bunch of immigrants who don't know any better. Yes, I agree but it's not just New Year's Eve that's just not... I know but this is the New Year's Eve thing that really got everybody's attention because it was out of control and I'm with you and I'm with Ancilla on that as well Of course! But it doesn't matter That so it's not callous that it doesn't matter It was just not okay No matter how it started who did it? It's just not okay Here's Norway, Sweden and Norway. Something else that Muslim immigration appears to have brought to Norway is what some here call a rape epidemic

1:59:17 Recent police statistics showed that in the capital of Oslo, 100% of assault rapes between strangers were committed by immigrant non-Western males. And 9 out 10 of their victims were native Norwegian women Some blonde Norwegian women have reportedly begun dyeing their hair black and many travel only in groups Kristin Spitznogel is a therapist who has counseled some of the rape victims, and she's been attacked in the Norwegian media for saying what many will not—that the rape problem is primarily Muslim men raping non-Muslim women. And any woman who does not dress modestly and wear the Muslim headscarf could be considered by some Muslim men as fair game. For them I think the hijab is symbolic marker which separates

2:00:07 the submissive, proper Muslim women from what they see as the Norwegian horse. But when I say horse, I'm really just referring to their own words This is what they told the journalists. Spetsnogel says Norway's left-wing establishment has been blaming the victims, because the whole notion that Islamic culture is dangerous to women is very politically incorrect here. Hanna Haerland is author of the bestselling book Alarm! Thoughts on a Culture in Crisis Not all values from Islamic countries or cultures are excellent to bring into European society

2:00:46 And I think many times the Norwegians fear to speak about that in fear of being called a racist. With my own experience, I find this to be true This is what is really going on now Is it being pushed with New Year's Eve? To get something going probably...I'm gonna say yeah probably But that doesn't mean you can dismiss it has been going on for 15 years! I've seen it with my own eyes. I've lived there. I've seen it So, I'm not going to argue against you on this because essentially in agreement. And I use the word essentially for a reason but I'd still like to know for example with the Norwegian thing 100% there's one story 100 percent of all these rapes and it goes on and on but what's the number? Is it two is it 2,000?

2:01:42 What's the per capita rape incidents? I mean, yeah. Everybody is freaked out and they can see that but i'm reminded again of the gun violence stuff. What year do you want? Sweden or Norway? Norway. We're talking about Norway right now. Okay, Norway 2015. There may not be numbers for 2015 Yeah, I'm not gonna read you something from Breitbart if you don't mind. I think that's wise yeah Something that we have to look into but isn't one too much well That's okay You just gave me the guy that sent a Twitter thing when I said hey gun violence is dropping like a rock and this guy tweets Me well isn't one? Gun violence too much okay, okay there you got me there

2:02:32 Well, it's just a thought that comes to mind because these things or crime can be...you can go in a lot of different directions with a lot of these arguments and if its just to excoriate a community that may or may not. I mean there are plenty ways you could bitch and moan about Muslim immigrants but I don't think things should necessarily exaggerated That's my concern. I don't know if they're exaggerated that i don't know They may not be, they maybe actually underplayed even with these radicals but we don't know the real numbers We don't know anything Have you started watching Lili Hammer like I suggested? Not yet Several people at the meetup had...they were blown away by the immigration subplot Then it's Norway

2:03:17 And it's Norway. Norway is a target. All these news stories come back to is people are afraid to say something for being called a racist. That's the problem, and when you stand up in Parliament and say it then your right-wing crazy nut job and you should never... You're nuts! Crazy get out of here Nazi like Geert Wilders. And I don't know why Norway is even part of the conversation? It's not in the EU I don't even know what their relationship is. Because of the immigration! They have... But who's immigrating to Norway? When did that start?! Oh my god, are you kidding me!? And why are they taking them? That is part of this whole multicultural concept of it'll all be beautiful. This is what I witnessed myself let's see

2:04:19 Norway is pretty small, I think. How many people do they have in Norway? It's about the same size as Sweden. Four or five million, I think. Let's see... Immigration population make up 15.6% of the population in Norway. Aye! And let's see Polish Swedish Somali Lithuanian Pakistan this is from Wikipedia. I think it's the Somalis who are the ones mainly Let's see, highest percent. Something to be looked in but I know that... Hey do you remember what happened in Norway? Do you remember Anders Breivik who was so pissed off about this immigration he went and killed like 80 kids so they couldn't become the leftist jerk-offs who accept this? That was his point, his words not mine. That's what's going on! Immigration has increased drastically in recent years net immigration exceeding 40 thousand per year

2:05:27 Yeah, it's high. Yeah at the beginning of... let me see yeah it's high so they're trying in England they're trying to get rid of the Sharia law courts because apparently they've cropped up all over the place yeah that's not just in England well I know but I had the English report oh hold on huh good because it brings a question cuz I didn't know how many there were whether two or twenty I don't know how many Shariah Law places centers. Well, these are these and not like a building that says Sharia law court this way Yes, pick a number pick a number exactly. No, it's not actually yes Really? I saw the report and they had the building it says Sharia Court this way really

2:06:12 Huge, huge. Sharia law is the basic Islamic legal system derived from the writings of the Quran in particular It's mainly used for settling family and financial issues And it is believed there are now around 85 sharia courts in the UK handing out their own form of justice Arteez Iza Ali takes a closer look at the court operating under the government radar Sharia law, the mere mention of it conjures images of brutal punishments by Saudi Arabia or terror groups like ISIS. Far-right groups have rallied support against what they see as a creeping implementation of sharia in Western countries." I've read the book of sharia law, the translation. So they have 85 of them? That's incredible

2:06:59 That's what I thought. And they have signs! And they do have the big signs, just like you denied. No, like...I could not believe but if you say it's true then it's even worse than I thought How can you allow that to happen? Well, they're trying to end it because...I mean there are...it's not as though Jews don't have a sort of the orthodox. Don't have this sort of law that if you see somebody and they have a tribunal. I mean there was a whole number of TV shows that were discussing how you can't marry outside your clan and it was very old-fashioned. And so they do it. But that's not a law violation of our law... Well, Sharia laws are handled pretty much the same way when you use this punishment policy What is the punishment? Was it Talmudic Law or whatever were they called here? Yeah something like that yeah The punishments you get banished from your group That's worse than anything! That's different to being stoned

2:07:58 You watch this report, and it was very well done. It's long... I will watch it. And it was on...it's on RT. And it goes on no. They've got this thing covered up as no, it's just about fine with you know these guys have a dispute over money and we're gonna do it this way. There is a dispute in the relationship because a guy wants to beat his wife and she has to put up with that. I don't know but it's that level of there's not about stealing necessarily and there's no punishment that is any of these things, it's just the same kind of you're scolded. That is the way they're presenting this in England as this very much... It's just a club or member of a club and we do what's the big deal? And then you have to ask yourself what is the big deal? They're not doing anything more than telling this guy to pay his debt to this other guy

2:08:48 If it's violations of law, such as theft that should be reported and go through the law and courts of the country. That's what the British say! And that's what any normal person would say who is brought up in a Western society but these guys say no-no-no we can do it ourselves so we can take care of this problems. So what's...who's hurting? It has taken a big load off from the prison system I'm just so delighted you are in favor of sharia law. I'm not in favor of it at all that's a complete mis- I know, I know. That's a complete miss- I know, I know, I know. Mischaracterization. Mischaracterization my position. You just had to laugh. It is funny though yeah you get anything for a cheap laugh that's the great thing about no agenda yeah so we both go for the cheap laughs as often as we can as often as possible all the time now

2:09:46 So they have this debate going on and it's to me, it's like...and the people that is mostly Muslims by the way fighting against this, the moderates which is not unusual. It's just a fascinating situation I don't know what they're gonna do about it and it's going to happen here. So already, you know they've already had to pass laws in certain states which were ridiculed by the left. But the point is...the point of this is when you have these non-immigration countries traditionally these European countries are not immigrant US immigration country Netherlands Germany Scandinavia, not typical immigration countries. This started before the turn of the century... Well first of all let me just stop you before we go on I know what you're gonna go to and I want you to continue but I have to mention that Germany's traditionally used Turkish workers to an extreme in its factories And the Netherlands use Turkish workers at all as well

2:10:45 They called them guest workers. Integrated 20 years ago, integrated perfectly it was handled beautifully and there's now the most beautiful people in the universe of the Dutch Turkish children who have this nice mocha color beautiful and there's no issue not with their religion not with him not with anything But the idea of the multicultural society is the new thing and that was oh we can have all these different cultures in one place it'll be fabulous and that just doesn't seem to work very well. And even though I like how hijabs, I like hijab as a fashion statement but it does

2:11:29 make it very easy for a particular women to be called sluts and whores on the street if you're not wearing the headscarf. So that's a cultural clash, and those things don't end well as far as I know Yeah, I'm in agreement. Now of course the fascist state can't put up with this because you're hiding your identity which is...I don't know how you can get away with it because every state in the union has had these laws about wearing masks randomly around town like a bank robber. You can't do that, but for some reason they've accepted these... But that's not true! That's not true this acceptance is not there France has laws Well France is one of the few that has the guts to put some of these laws in place because they know better and we don't I think there was a big lawsuit over some woman who wanted to have a headscarf on her driver's license picture Hold on America United States is different

2:12:30 If we see it, I've witnessed this John and Christina has story after story if a bunch of kids Muslim kids in this case in the Netherlands is usually Moroccan yell whore slut whatever because the girl's not you'll cover up your whore and they pester her or whatever It is. The problem is the Dutch look the other way They don't say, oh that's the Calvinistic attitude. Oh just you know don't say anything just don't get involved in America I know how that will go and it doesn't...you can look at probably any state any city if there is a bunch of kids yelling whore slut at some woman or girl? I know what will happen excuse me son! That's not how we roll here. I'll kick your ass right now

2:13:14 That's the difference. It is an attitude, it is a mind control that has taken place in Europe, in Western Europe I'm adamant because I saw it happen Yeah one of your friends was killed Two of them! Pim Fortuyn and Theo van Gogh Well this won't end well No Isn't there some book or something about clash of civilizations we should read? Yeah Huntington's book Have you read it I read it really a long time ago. And it's mostly, yeah... It's an interesting book to read people probably should read it now. And also in general people are assholes so that's you know bottom line we're gonna be assholes to each other no matter what that's just what seems to be sadly

2:14:06 Well, I was surprised. In particular there's 85 of these places. I had no idea. UK with big signs! With beautifully printed signs? Yeah, no big expensive... Professional signs on the back of a six-story building. That's just huge too delicious to be true, my darling I'm surprised you can look it up now on since you mentioned Holland Let's talk about this what school? You're gonna have to explain this to me I can try and Holland apparently is having all these surveys and they're doing all these polls And all the rest of it about their relationship with Ukraine and there seemed to be siding with Russia now Welcome back On the 1st of January Ukraine took us symbolic step forward

2:14:47 closer to the EU when an association agreement with the bloc provisionally came into effect. But it seems not everybody's happy about it a Dutch broadcaster has conducted a poll to gauge the public mood The survey comes ahead of a non-binding public referendum on the issue in April which was triggered after more than 400 400,000 members of the public signed a petition. The new opinion poll shows the majority of voters actually oppose the agreement with Ukraine More than 50% of those who responded say they're certain to reject the deal while a quarter say they will likely reject it But let's find out exactly what this agreement offers

2:15:26 It mainly focuses on a broad trade deal between Ukraine and the European Union that makes both sides open their markets and remove tariffs on goods. It also considers enhanced cooperation in foreign and security policy Earlier we spoke with Dutch journalist Joost Niemoller He thinks this is much more than just a trade deal Well, I think the Dutch know pretty well what's important of this. I fucking love when this guy comes to talk because i can really talk like him! Trade so-called trade deal is it's a political deal uh... It's the reason why the coup d'etat was made in Ukraine.

2:16:03 in the Netherlands and in Europe are afraid that the confrontation with Russia will get bigger. And you can also see that the never elected boss from the European Union, Mr Juncker he said today in an interview that when the Dutch people would vote against this trade deal, the effect will be that there will be an enormous crisis in Europe. So now it's going to be a big debate about political issues and not just about the trade deal. Yes John would you like me to respond to this little bit? What is going on? I've got to tell you that the Dutch economy rests mainly on Russian oil products

2:16:53 So when we get the Russians over there, I can't do it anymore. It's just too crazy. Can sustain now. It's hard You did it so well? I'm surprised you Kansas hi. It's it's so annoying to me Knowing funny and knowing imagine if you Hook up with a Dutch girl. Do you know are you gonna have sex with her oh yes? That's so nice do it right dead dude again dude again. Yes, bro Don't stop It's not sexy man. It's not sex, it's not cool. Not cool. Oh come on! You are going to get Adam at curry.com Dutch girls What a lovely member you have? It's just outrageously good I like it stick it in Going down we're going out of flames

2:17:49 The Dutch economy runs on Russian products. That's it, the Dutch finance... Well they got a clue then! Yeah of course they do not want to come for... and I think that they're also still so... The Dutch have been so frightened that the Russians killed everybody on MH17 like oh man don't piss those guys off they'll kill more of us They will kill more if you make them mad So let's not do that, don't poke the bear. Right you? Time for an entremont. Another headache for Yahoo! The internet company advertising business may be a bust. Executives at several media companies and media advisory firms claim Yahoo!'s programmatic video ad platform generates mostly fraudulent traffic. Sources telling CNBC much of the traffic comes from data centers IP addresses suggesting ad views are non-human and fake

2:18:39 For Yahoo's part, the company says it takes the integrity of ad inventory and traffic quality quote very seriously. The bottom line fake viewers don't count. Bro! Nobody takes it seriously. It is coming undone. It's unraveling. Jig is up. It's unraveling. Advertisers not gonna do this that may be a hit job? Very possible but I believe it to be true It's true. I'm all this stuff is fake then and Google's no better Google's no better And but that is one of the main reasons why you and I bailed out of that business Took a vow of poverty and said, you know what we can do it differently By donating to know agenda imagine all the people who could deal with us. Oh yeah, that'd be fun

2:19:35 We would do a few people to thank for show 789 including a couple of notes we have to read at the beginning starting with upgrade health care inline orthodontics in Louisville Kentucky 123 45 1 2 3 4 5 he this is not nothing. We have to read but this was kind of interesting He says he wants to nominate art for episode 782, Jeb's Glasses and 780 No Agenda Shampoo for the 2015 Album Art of the Year Award. Oh! We have an award show? Well I think it's an idea... And he's right about these artworks He says they still make him laugh and uh okay- I'm good with that Yeah as long we don't have to manage it It really arts awards are not or awards in general aren't really

2:20:28 I don't know, I've told this story a million times in one of my stories about how when you're working in the publication and they have all got we have the top 10 entrepreneurs of 2010. Yeah just pick a list who think you can get interviews with. Yeah that's over lunch always over lunch and you pick your names and you just live with it And you all agree Elon wins as always is not Elon Musk wins Best art Elon Musk best genie Elon Musk that would be in today's market That would be in today's market. Yeah, but and you win the work oh Exactly that's that's how the meeting would go we'd have Neil Neil deGrasse Tyson what is his name Degrasse Tyson? Sorry terrible I had today's my day

2:21:20 I forgot to bring the weed. Elon! There we go, Elon! Alright so Sir Dave, or I'm sorry, Sir JD Baron of Silicon Valley did have a note that we have to read because it was... We cut him off on his $321 dollar note So it's 1-2-3 dot one six note from San Jose California It requires a little effort And by the way if you're gonna complain about The ranchers in Oregon getting free money Look at what Elon Musk has gotten in free government money. That's it, the whole business runs on that! Oh no everything is subsidized I was thinking about him the other day about another subsidized business that he can get into oh what's that? You know i just lost my train of thought on it but if some other off there's an obvious thing for Elon Musk because he knows how to work the government coffers He sure does you know which is not a bad thing for him

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2:23:36 More details to be provided as we get closer. Don't use meetup calm It's finally we got something working We have a meet up now planned for Austin, but I think on the 30th of January so finally got something that is working now And we're going to say don't use meetup calm please anything that works use it until we come up with something better there you go And I will send out these letters and I'll do it for anyone who wants them, with a sales pitch in there. And I'll send them out to the individual state areas... We really got to move along John because we have a lot of people to thank.

2:24:16 Whatever we get Jay the Bay Bridge New Year's health though. He wants a new year's good health boom shaka like a little girl Yeah, but we got to move on we got a lot of letters to read I mean and Jd knows we can't read everything under executive producers We gotta move right well he's doing this as a make-good for us not You've got karma All right, onward. Stephen Hutto in Denver Colorado 1999... Yeah well also if you're gonna do these things don't make them so long. Sir Richard Moffitt in Milwaukee Wisconsin 102-160 Robert and Cheryl Elo And I don't mean that badly towards sir JD it's just we've been two and a half hours If you want to do any more information we gotta move 100

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2:32:31 Okay, but it's one of the very first yeah and he had with him rolled up a scroll which he unfolded we all looked at it And was that? It was the entire genealogy Of the warring clan from the British royal family and how every single politician person of power in the universe is connected to it It was mind-boggling. He's given me a packet of six different things to read review of the 13th tribe The 13th tribe, we have the descendants of Shem. Oh God! It's great. Locations... Was it the descendants of Shemp? Yeah, Shem. Oh, Shemp? Shem, no P. Shem. Locations of the lost ten tribes, Zebulon and the seashores I mean my week is good. Zebulon isn't that a Scientology operation? Zebulon? Zebulon? I don't know. Could be

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2:36:00 One time I was coming in from France and I had two Beaujolais salamis, it was around noontime and they confiscated them. Bastards! They were always trying to confiscate salami's Where did they confiscate? They were confiscating in New York And the guy says to me as he grabs a beautiful salami, smelled terrific He grabs his salami and he says to me there is bad meat in Europe What? Yeah, that's what he said. And so I took the salami and then they had it for lunch now i'm always leery about a lot of these things that people claim and so I got really irked by this story and I'll tell you why after... I'm sorry After we played the salami clip yes Oh salami clip hold on yeah yep salami clip

2:36:46 Coming... A second sausage recall hit the South Bay this week. Sunnyvale-based New York Style Sausage Company is recalling thousands of pounds of pork products because they don't have a complete label The USDA says the labels did not include sheep casings which can cause reactions in people allergic to sheep proteins On Wednesday, Santa Clara's Netto's Sausage recalled more than three tons of sausage that was marked inspected but in reality had not been Officials advise people to throw away all the recalled products. And wash your hands after touching any raw meat!

2:37:33 Probably, and I don't know about the salami company down in Sunnyvale. I'm gonna have to track them down because I like good real salamis So if you have a salami made by them that has sheep's casing you don't have an allergy to sheeps Protein I didn't even know that existed Why would you throw it out? You'd keep it and eat it as probably delicious Well just find it annoying that they would do this to us well They're screwing with us obviously All right your turn well in that case I have a little sequence here. It's gonna drive you nuts we will start with ritardo di caprio

2:38:22 Who was on Charlie Rose. I don't think we talked about when he, right around the time of the Paris climate talks... Yeah we did! Did we talk about the Chinook? No no we didn't talk about the Chinook Right so he claimed that he had felt the effects of climate change firsthand when all of sudden it became really warm on set Oh please You didn't hear about that?! No. It was weeks ago. He is a dingbat. Well, yes he is. The big question is are we too late? That's been the pondering question for everyone. I know we should all remain optimistic, and i want to remain optimistic But you were worried that we are too late? That somehow We've done so much damage with somebody else the answer to that is in somebody else's hands but we do know that The scientific community has been screaming out loud for decades and other interests have stifled their voice And manipulated this conversation and it's a real shame but I'm

2:39:23 One thing I'm proud of that for the first time we've seen the world community take this issue seriously and if they hadn't there would be absolutely no hope. We can't wait another four years for people to start to listen to 99% of the scientific community We have gone from 97% of all climate scientists now to 99 percent of the entire scientific community. Yeah? And Charlie Rose, of course you would expect him to correct them on that. Start to listen to 99 percent of the scientific community... I mean it's an absurdity and it is not about the individual anymore It's about we as a species As a world community finally coming together

2:40:09 to make some sort of progress forward. The question whether we're too late or not remains to be seen, but you know I'm just very happy as an environmentalist to see something happen. We're all gonna die! What a dick... What is the point of lying? He believes it! It's no end that these guys just blatantly lie or they are ignorant. He believes it. Well, ignorant but he believes it. Hey successful so when your successful in America You get to say whatever you want to say That's how it works now this one Laura Spence good morning America you familiar with this woman Now yes, I am actually she's a co-host. I think she co-hosts a little bit one of the people on there now when I saw this story She's a really pretty one or she looks like a dingbat does she talks like a dingbat? No. She's pretty well Laura Spence

2:41:07 Think she's the morning America. Let's take a look then me you now you have oh yeah, well she actually looks quite smart and Yeah, she's the blonde blonde What is that? What I'm using being in this what I get what did he kind of mess on being never my whole honest Yeah again You can't go on until I didn't take a look at her Oops again

2:41:49 Laura Spencer, L-A-U-R. Wow. Less than ten minutes to go! Okay? I don't see...I got this picture of images and i don't even see Laura Spencer. Laura Spencer, Spencer, I'm sorry. Spencer my mistake, Laura Spencer. Blame me for that. My goodness all right this is a report This is the mind control that is taking place. It's not intentional because she looks like a dingbat to me, she doesn't look intelligent. I think she looks intelligent. Well... She's not! But just listen to this report. She's not. This is going to drive you up the wall. We need small things but we need big things so the big transition away from carbon dioxide and fossil fuel John, we need to transition away from carbon dioxide

2:42:45 What am I gonna stop exhaling we need to transition away from carbon dioxide love this the big transition away from Carbon Dioxide and fossil fuel Horton because it has big impacts but also on a local scale We need to learn how the little things really play apart. How we can recycle more what else? We can do stop using as much plastic bottles in our bags And one thing that always gets to me too is I'm the first one they're doing anyone for a good cup of coffee, but bring your own Bring your bamboo you Solve all our problem I remember Molly would showed up at her house in LA and she had her own her own Bamboo utensils because yeah, you can't use plastic utensils from the takeout. Yeah I want to give a couple of video questions here's little Leila take a look now this is get ready for they had this little kid

2:43:41 cute little, you know like mixed oriental kid beautiful kids. Here's little Leila take a look I really want the polar bears to have food to eat so they won't be um...so they won't be hurt and i don't know how that fix it and I really want too. So because of global warming the polar bears will not have anything to eat and I really wanna fixed but I do no what to do Layla, it makes me want to cry. Layla I gotta tell you you're not the only one a lot of people are working on this issue It is a serious one with serious impacts But there are ways we can fix it if we all work together for this no that's where we all worked together children That's what it is

2:44:30 Oh my god. Alright, now I finally get to write pictures of her as far as i know she's the one who does entertainment news yeah about polar bears and what they eat well i don't know if she does that or not but okay all right then i have now i think now i've actually caught on to something big here all right ready for this there's a new term and a new Money... Avenue for making money in the climate change sciences. Okay, we're all in. A group of scientists is claiming there's enough evidence to show that our planet is at a new geological age They say we are now at the dawn of the Anthropocene That's an epoch defined by human activity Anthropocene? This is a new term and it might catch legs

2:45:24 Anthropocene... Anthroplagues. Mixed metaphor. Yeah, I like it. Anthropocenes means that the earth is changing by man-made causes That's a big paraphrase and this group of scientists who are now saying I think we need to officially declare the anthropocene epoch happening right now If the Anthropocene Epoch is formally accepted, what impact might that have? What might then happen? Why do you want it to be accepted? Why does he want it to be accepted? Hmm. Let me think! Well... It's we're trying to determine how- This is a scientist You can tell that he doesn't really wanna let on That he's just creating this- making this up so they can- He's scamming Yes, scamming But he's a scientist So whenever he's about to lie, he's like blahblahblah

2:46:15 His tell is unbelievable. If the Anthropocene Epoch is formally accepted, what impact might that have? What might then happen? Why do you want it to be accepted? Well we are trying to determine how real the phenomenon is and the idea has been suggested for about the past 15 years and we've been examining the evidence to say whether the earth really has changed sufficiently to make the Anthropocene possible as a formal unit on the geological time scale. And the evidence we've suggested that the Earth indeed has changed sufficiently, We've changed the course of Earth history and the pattern of strata on the earth The pattern of strata? What is the pattern of strata?

2:47:04 Ice cores? I don't know. And while there can be many possible types of reasons for having that. At the moment we're simply being descriptive, we're simply saying that the Earth has changed and this chart have changed too. Do you think if there is acceptance of this term it will finally force people to recognize the impact and therefore perhaps reduce the impacts that we have on our planet? It probably will help in that because what the term does, it gathers together evidence of a wide range of different changes most of which are usually examined just by themselves.

2:47:45 But in this case we're looking at the total range of change and also comparing that to some of the very big changes of the Earth's geological past. So I think that will provide quite a perspective on what humans are doing to the Earth. Well, yes he's a stutterer but the whole point is they're trying to now bring in... It's a scam. But I don't know if he has it held. But I think that it may work! The Anthropocene people are like oh the Anthropocene you know this now proven since the 50s we've been killing the earth and now it's true with 99% of all scientists. I have ants all over my sheets again what the ants? Oh man this is a problem

2:48:36 I got one last, I got a bunch of stuff that we can move up to the next show. You know Ted Cruz stuff some Trump stuff is kind of funny but not talking about that today. I do want to play this thing about cadults now by the way looked it up And apparently it's a term that is taking on all sorts of different meanings, but it looks like its catching on. We don't know what the final meanings going to be for cadults? Is it like Anthropocene? It's like Anthropocene...it's cadults! You can go to camp again as an adult and you can label yourself a kidult Yes, a kidult

2:49:15 I'm embarrassed to be a grown-up. Can i say that? I was a little bit embarrassed when Adam Stanler rolled out his series of movies which were terrible or highly rated and had big ticket sales called Grown Ups, but now I find out that even though Even though I was a little dissuaded by the fact that adults were using coloring books and they actually use Lego, which i thought were for children. Now we find out they are now going to camps at the tune of 1 million a summer! Adults going to camps for things like Rock Camp! Not just any camp okay so here's one in Pennsylvania they give free HIV testing in a natural clothing optional LGBT environment and another one

2:49:51 You meet your mama's day as soon as you walk in. She is the camp mom and she is a clinical psychotherapist who specializes in inner child work, shame and successful aging. What does successful age mean? Like anyone who was alive! Yes, so successful aging is not dying according to experts. Oh man... The inner child is shaming Yeah, that's harsh. I could let that go on longer by know you'd probably shoot yourself yeah, yeah Child shaming and i'm just trying to see there's a couple things we can keep until thursday on my list as well Well it's not keep this one though okay last one so held chapeau yes thank you This was captured tell me what's going on? I don't know anything about the headlands give you the main report

2:50:48 which is El Chapo ABC, don't play it yet. El Chapo ABC that's the kind of the official report and then again as its top off the show I would like to play the RT version of what actually happened Thank you we turn now to the other developing headline tonight The notorious drug lord El Chapo who escaped months ago into that mile-long tunnel carved beneath his prison cell with full electricity and a motorcycle waiting tonight captured Here's the poster just released El Chapo now caught but it came after a bloody shootout. And in the end, this is what he looked like when he was found But there does remain a central question at this hour After multiple escapes will he now be brought here to the US? ABC's Gio Benitez who first showed us that tunnel in Mexico back on The Case Tonight

2:51:36 All right, so that's the background. You don't need the other guy No now this story is a little more amusing and I'm not absolutely sure why the big networks didn't play this Part of the story which is the actual capture and how it went down This is the artists RT six months they've been tracking him trying to find him And one of the clues they had was they say that he was arranging to make a fictional fictional movie or a rather biopic movie about his escape and about his life. And they started following actresses and producers to try out some of these contacts, but eventually found the house in the city

2:52:13 and they watched the house for a month, and realized that he arrived at the house a couple of days ago. Made the raid, decided to go in there made the raid, and Chappell was amazingly escaped again in a drainage tunnel went into a drainage tunnel and came out of it hijacked a car, but the Marines, the Mexican Marines and elite force followed him through the tunnel and managed to stop him in the car and take him to a motel. And that was when they recaptured the most wanted drug trafficker on the planet." That's a much better story! He's trying to make a movie about himself he got escaped again? And then they tracked him down finally got it Wow this is...

2:52:59 It's a much better story. I don't understand why yeah, why won't they roll with that story? That's a great story and he's hanging out with the actresses Who who uh Apparently he was had quite an eye for Yes Why wouldn't he and all right this whole thing is strange this uh? I got one last clip if you want to hear something idiotic And it involves Chris Christie, so they may be redundant. I repeat myself. So Chris Christie is discussing education here and now...I'm gonna ask before you run this little clip if you do you consider your older? I believe in Chris Christy probably oh you really have I think so thanks for that yeah

2:53:47 Well, I'm just... because i'm gonna ask you a question. When you have an iPhone do you look at it and go, uhhhh, I'm an idiot! I don't know how to use this iPhone! I'm going to give it my two year old that she'll show me? Do you do that? I don't think so. Not regularly no This is leading to this guy's vision of reality. Facing forward, one person standing in front in front of a black or white board talking with them for 180 days when we used to have to get those kids out of school to go and tend the fields based on the agrarian calendar yet the rest of the world is spending much more time at school than our kids are longer school days and longer school years

2:54:27 need They don't just learn differently they think differently when any of us have a problem if you're gonna be really honest When any of the adults have problems with their smartphone did I just hear someone say wrap it up? Yes, but he said wrap it up to Christy. That's funny Problems with their smartphone

2:55:04 you hand it to your 13 year old child. That's what I do, I mean I hand my phone to Bridget when I can't figure it out and Bridget is 12 years old and she hits a couple of buttons then all of the sudden gives back here you go dad, done! You know their minds work differently they've been exposed to something that me and Jeb and Ben were never exposed to at their age because the technology didn't exist so why not use the advantage that we now get from that? Why are kids still carrying around 40% pound backpacks on their backs. I see it with my kids every morning when i take them to school, they're lugging these things in there every kid if we're going to spend money this way and we're going to try to push it that way the way the federal government could do it is to make sure that the money we're spending is without strings and saying let's improve technology every kids should just be carrying an iPad

2:55:51 What an idiot. He truly is a moron! And he starts off with, you know the reason schools are where they're at because the kids have got to go plow the North 40 after school? When is this?! Yeah... Plowing in the North 40 and it also why does he think it's okay To be all anti weed this is that is not no this guy in his anti-weed thing is pathetic Not the way people are going. This is not it at all now this guy do not like this guy Yeah, I'm not a fan either Do you want me to play the it's about a minute and a half in the end of show here Nigel Farage explaining about what his take on his so-called assassination he wanted save it oh no, but now let's save it. Let's say we'll save it teaser It's a good teaser, but we have to remember to do it yeah, let me write it down in my book

2:56:42 Let me see if I can now remove... How do you get it out of the playlist? Hold on, trying to get it out of the playlist. It won't leave. Hmm Why can't I get that out? The hell people- Anyway! I want to thank everybody who came to the meetup. Want to thank everybody who supported the program today and in the past and in da future Remember us. Oh, it's my pleasure. I thoroughly enjoyed it I want to thank Tina the Keeper for giving up her Saturday too. And coming to you from Big D just south of Six Flags actually, in FEMA Region 6 In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where i'd like to go on that big Texas Giant again world's worst roller coaster I'm John C. Dvorak We will return on Thursday with another episode of The Best Podcast in The Universe Until then Adios Mofos

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