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00:00 Get back to what you're supposed to do, slave. Adam Curry. John C. DeVorah. And it's Thursday September 10th 2015 time once again for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 755! This is no agenda Broadcasting live from FEMA Region 6 in the capital of the drone star state, your Polymath of Podcasting. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where my cell phone battery is dead...I'm John C. Dvorak. That's right every hour 8 after eight to eight on the eighths we give you a John C. Dvorak cell phone battery status update. Woohoo! Battery go dead on his cellphone?

00:41 It's been a long time since that happened. Yeah, but so is it dead dead or just not charged? It's not charged now well Gee okay Well being since we're starting off with that John let me say Hey Apple hail apple to you and hail apple to everybody else yeah I know you watched I know you watch the big that's why that's where I kind of screwed up in the newsletter I like Andrew Horowitz, but I don't know if we should be linking to the Dvorak-Horowitz Unplugged show to our no agenda donors. That was a bit... Well it actually went to the right account

01:25 Because those it was five or six years ago when we started off I only had one PayPal account and they all went into the same one The whore was part was taken out and still is that's not in there anymore And but there are still these old links, and so if you anyone donates to that link That particular link which I put in the newsletter accidentally. It'll go into the no agenda Old bank account I have to say you know this is I think the first mistake like this in the newsletter now know how many we've sent Well, the reason for it... I mentioned that. I was very embarrassed. People can use that link. I'd rather you not use the first link in the last newsletter there's another link down at the bottom that's correct but it still goes into the same bank accounts

02:11 But what it was happening is I was watching that stupid Apple thing. Hey, Apple hail apple while doing the news Wait a minute we're doing tech news right off the bat early on and then we might have one that said hail Apple now Well you started with your phone battery being empty Right right news dead batteries on phones everybody The hell was that? That wasn't my tech news. Wow, I don't know where that came from Beach Boys doing tech news You know we're nowhere. I watched it in your trailer no in the car on the way to San Antonio

02:57 You're going to Santa- oh, okay. Yeah for my therapy. How can you... watch the road! I was only glancing once in a while. Oh but you know what? These guys are gonna get killed No no The Curry Dvorak Consulting Group needs to step in When did these guys lose the whole idea that this is a show and it just turns into a moronically scripted bad actor reading you know, marginally interesting demo fest. Worse than that it's like hey man are you gonna tuck your shirt in or no? I'm wearing it out! I have this shirt tucked in so let's not tuck our shirts. Oh man... Okay man are you going to wear monochrome or flannel? Nah we should go with monochrome and if I get the red... What I love is everything that was being predicted was wrong

03:53 Like, you know the Apple TV will suck. It's no good is just going to be like big memory and what was the other thing I was noticing? Oh there will be no tab, no pen with a tablet with it with the pro well and that was partially true because it's an apple pencil I hear that Johnny Ive. Right up to the end, these guys who were predicting all this said they're not going to do anything with the new iPad it's gonna be in October right at the very end yeah right Yeah, although I'll say...I'm gonna have to you know. . .I'm a big guy on time saving. You know repetitive tasks if you can remove those particularly when it comes to communications like email and my have was it maybe was it Phil Schiller? Who's the other guy the guys name I can never remember The Thin Face Guy

04:50 You know what I mean. Tim Cook? Yeah, no not Tim, not Tom Collins the other guy the Moriarty... What's his name? Anyway doesn't matter. I have no idea what you're talking about just go on! So he is showing things that are repetitive tasks in iOS email Federini, Federighi that guy Federighi And I do the exact same thing where you click on an email, oh, I don't want to deal with it now. Then mark on red, flag, go back... That's 15 seconds! Now you do 100 of those and it's real time. I'm a busy guy. I use Squirrel Mail. Yeah, yeah, I know. You're always great at answering emails. So they have a fix for it

05:37 Which is, will only work on the iPhone 6S with that peek and poke thing. So curse you! I think i have to get that because it would- That is something that will save me time everything else is bullcrap Stupid watch Oh we don't have any time for financial updates or updates in how were doing because we got a lot of- Because you suck! Because the watch sucks You know what? You know what's the problem? They've rebansed they got new bans for the watch You know wha- I'm telling you This is a company whose executives are on coke I'm telling you. Interesting accusation, I didn't see any of them go to their nose or scratching their nose. No no it's... Popping their nose? They were coked up in the meetings about the products. Tell me, tell me. They have the earmarks and there are no earmarks. Okay well i want you to pay attention next time. I think they're just diluted, I don't think its got any drug involvement.

06:36 I have sources. You have source? You do not! Okay, i don't have sources all right i don't yeah man you should've seen the piles say hello to my little friend they had the apple logo but made out of coke man it was fucking awesome what else can you explain all this craziness for? The Apple logo made out of Coke. Something my mother would say And they stealin' all the toilet paper. Oh no, that's a Chinese. Ah... No but it's uh- and you know if every single time it was like where I'm very excited this is the script is to say everything It's amazing! They said amazing. Tim Collins Cook said ah-may-zing He actually did a three syllable amazing

07:25 I wish I'd clipped that yeah, I should have clipped it too. I did have a couple I didn't have one clip but I'll say And then I'm looking at this Apple TV, I'm like it's basically a podcasting thing yes Yeah with apps and everything yeah, yeah And I but I agree it is after the future of television whoo hail apple we have 3D touch Hey, baby. I want to show you my 3D touch come over here. Oh yeah hold on see that logo on the table That's not a logo Anyway, I want to thank you John yes view you kept on it long enough and finally Now I had a meet so coming back from Galveston where I think we had a pretty successful show from the you know another I love laundry Taster

08:28 Thought it was I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, and I'm pretty happy with it Got a whole bunch of jingles for more let's say I love laundry as well There's a whole bunch of things from one run them all to you are when they're needed when yeah Well, I was gonna talk about the I love laundry tour Oh So, of course the storage place where I store the trailer was closed on Labor Day. It makes total sense you're going to use it but so that's to bring it back on Tuesday and I had a meeting with Sir Gene in Austin and I was like what am I gonna do? So I decided to stay at ECOA

09:19 KLA, Campground of America camping site. And they run the two big chains... Yep! I like Koa there. It's actually not really a chain. I don't think that it's all independently owned. You just get licensed so you can be in their guide. Yeah. Though I think there are some standards you have to adhere too? They probably check them out. And I got they got this great spot at the koa in Bastrop historical Bastrop might have a great spot at the koa and best Ross's best drop with a P that's dropped. Yeah, historical Rob historical Bastrop Okay. It was really exciting! It was very exciting and here's what was great, so Tina had to work so you know she went home and then... You went it alone? I went it alone. Single-handeded?! And I took my time figuring out all the gizmos in the trailer such as the sound system and I figured out how to get

10:14 the TV over the speakers and I got a Roku stick, and then you know everything's all set up. I got me a six-pack of Shiner like okay? And I binged on the first six episodes of Mr.. Robot Holy crap! I told you yeah, I know you told me and I thank you for that This is the television event of 2015. I think so too! And it resonated so deeply with me, certainly when Elliot, the protagonist

10:52 is talking about, you know how we as people just like computer systems have bugs and we have daemons that are running waiting for some event to take place. It was so profound that it actually became a major topic in my therapy session. I think they're talking to me directly through the television! Hey hey did you talk to my therapist? And the idea of what The Matrix is, of course The Matrix is all this so-called money belief system which is all just data. I'm not going to spoil anything but I recommend everybody who listens to No Agenda watch this show and I got it on...I think part of the reason why I didn't watch it because like USA Network you know? I just wanted to purchase it and watch it and Amazon has it so you can buy the whole season in one go and watch it So I haven't watched at all

11:45 Because, you know we had prep for the show. But I easily could have just gone on forever and just watched the whole thing. Well luckily it's only 10 episodes so it wouldn't have gone on forever. Yeah but its really good! Really really good! Well a couple of things you should know... First of all, the creator of the show says that the first season which is the one you're going through is all exposition. There's no plot until Season 2 Well there IS a plot No Yeah, the plot is to bring down Evil Corp No this is all exposition Oh... so get- So there's even more coming? It's gonna be much better There's a plot, an actual plot My goodness A story with twists and turns But the idea of this

12:29 Yeah, so first of all the human being as a computing system with demons that are running in the background Which of course is just like your demons and yet to all these metaphors which I really liked a lot But then you know The it's very much. No the guy kind of lives in this no agenda world where you see all the bullcrap everything's Shite It's all make-believe its all pretend And everybody's happy and all fuzzy and posting all you know about their great lives on the face page and everything and it's It's very much how I think all the time. And it was a little disconcerting, like hmmm... In fact on the way back from San Antonio... You've disconnected yourself from the phone! That's a huge deal those people that you see them they discuss this on the TV They say oh I feel naked without my phone and have to have my phone I don't have my phone I know what to do with my phone

13:28 Right. So that's a big deal? Yeah, but you know the concept of money But also what is really important in life and I'm on the way...I had this ritual because you know I take junior Adam who was you know The younger me I'm working on him in my therapy And I take about I treat him to junk food on the way home This is the way you rationalize this? This is very funny. What do you mean, rationalize? You're rationalizing eating junk food as some form of therapy! Yes exactly... I'm going to McDonald's just to show myself that I can do it No no Junior Adam wanted to go to Burger King

14:07 Burger King, well that's better. It's grilled. Yeah it is better and it's one off the highway kind of an older one. You know those burgers like both the burgers at McDonald's, Burger King too... Both the burgers in the buns are about 30% wood. Yeah mmmm isn't there silicon? Is there silicon in that or...? Yeah, actually on the way down to on the way over to Galveston we had a Dairy Queen burger. Those are good I like dairy. Dairy Queen burgers good yeah, I like that Get them get a cone but a cone of burger no Dairy Cream's give me some junior from Rob Burger in a cone and I have had a Dairy Queen burger And if you did not all the Dairy Queens are quite the same there It's a funny kind of a franchise But do once it's some of them make an outstanding burger who have to agree

14:59 So anyway, I'm at the Burger King and it's not very full. And uh...and i'm just sitting down and then one of the employees like, Hello excuse me sir! Sir? Sir?! Like yeah Is that red truck yours do you have a red truck is it written- No Who has a red truck who has a red truck who has Now while this is happening Just out of my peripheral vision There's this kind of homeless guy who just comes in and he's all the shi- He's really f'ed up looking And, you know he doesn't look healthy and I'm just kind of looking at him out the corner of my eye. And I know everyone else saw him and i'm just wondering how this is... what his story is but it doesn't look good. And then there's some place, Sir! Sir! Whose red truck is this? Whose red truck is this?! And someone goes yes that's my red truck. I've just got a complaint about your dog Your dogs in there maybe can't breathe. I was thinking How fucked up is the world? They're freaking out about a stupid chihuahua dog in a truck

15:57 And meanwhile, there's an actual human being in distress sitting right there and no one cares. They step right over him because we got a complaint about the dog on your truck is barking. I can see the red truck. The windows were down. The dogs get his head out this it was raining. It wasn't like raining. The dog had his head out of the window and they were worked up. Yeah. Oh gee. Wow you people are in the matrix Well, they're in something. Yeah it's not good. They're diluted! Yes, diluted is the word correct. Well talking about diluted and since you're talking about food... Uh-huh? I have a clip okay so there's an there's this guy this this this supposedly very credibly famous chef and i suppose he knows how to cook well

16:45 named Dan Barber who's done it did a pop-up restaurant, but let's share this story by going to a new joint venture using the PBS NewsHour plus NPR and they do this idiot chef Dan Barber intro with the vocal fry woman. Oh no Now to our latest installment in our occasional series that we're calling food glorious food. When they say occasional series that means it's filler, but it has been sitting on the shelf and they didn't have any update there were just a few like a minute short In the D block. Yeah, yeah well just letting people know it's how it works and broadcast later Now to our latest installment in our occasional series that we're calling food glorious food We've been looking at efforts to reduce food waste and to use it more productively during our reporting earlier this year We dropped in on noted chef Dan barber who had just launched a pop-up restaurant in Manhattan He was showcasing how good food could be created from ingredients. We normally toss out

17:44 Alison Aubrey of NPR took a look at what was on the menu and Barbara's approach. This story is part of the NewsHour's ongoing collaboration with NPR. Ordering a salmon an eggplant egg, ending a burger dumpling! At 7 p.m., the kitchen was working at full throttle... And the restaurant was packed. The main draw? Think as Michelin starred waste. That's what chef Dan Barber was serving up at his Tony Greenwich Village restaurant for $15 a plate. Barbers restaurant Blue Hill underwent an eco makeover of sorts every night for three weeks, he transformed food trash into treasure and called it Waste Ed. Get out of

18:26 Get out a nice burger bun so we can finish that, please. On the menu? A juice-pulled cheeseburger! How do you like your burger? In the morning... This is Sir Jeff Smith saying say no to vocal fry The more you know in the morning So the burger The burgers made from the stuff they throw away from the juice bar you know the Goop did it was no the deed the pulp yeah, but pulpy goop is well. It's not even goop. It's dry. It's really dried Okay, right right? No, it's so that so the whole place isn't using Tossed away stuff to make this these little dishes and this place is packed

19:12 And so when you get into part two, which is the idiot New York City chef. And if you can just listen to the ingredients when they're describing it, describing these people that are serving this too. And this place is packed with all these typical upper mobile New Yorkers. Douchebags! Douchebags! Draped with a white fabric that farmers use on their crops as a cover to fend off pests. The tables were lit up with tallow candles which has rendered beef fat... This is the Ebola girl isn't? It sounds like her. Yeah, I think she is. So we basically made a broth that was fortified with flat ear. Michael Perillo and Margie Verve just finished a dumpster dive salad made with bruised apples and pears salvaged from the food processor in the neighborhood. And what's in that dressing? Water left over from canned chickpeas. And as you were tasting it were you thinking this is leftover from an industrial food processor!

20:11 Surprisingly good. Delightfully surprisingly good. It was great, it's sort of shabby chic. Shabby chic! We ordered a dish called dog food made from animal organs that are usually discarded but... we planned to order the dog food but we made a last-minute turn in different directions The other idea is to look at some of these ingredients like this and others that you're gonna see later tonight and start to think about in the context of where were I mean, anyone who was going out to have a sushi dinner 30 years ago would be crazy. It'd be like eating insects today. Sushi 30 years ago is the insect of today. Okay! Sushi is the insect of today? This bullcrap... Hold on let's just do- Let's just do the jingle come on!

21:00 Sushi 30 years ago. I never and it was expensive as it is today It's a luxury item It's not the bugs of today that was the bugs of any era than Japanese have been eating for eons And I suppose you can say some some African tribes or maybe Indians in California use the larva, but this this is just nuts You can sell anything to anybody when they live in the matrix. Yeah, let me see if that was the... No that's not I thought i had the Ebola girl Well it's coincidental you bring up food but I received a number of emails from our producers out there on Gitmo Nation who are and they weren't defensive about it just so ya know I grew up eating squirrel like squirrel still eat squirrel

21:51 Lots of people eating squirrel. Yeah, there's a southern recipe that's the main ingredient in burgoo which is a form of stew and you stew the squirrel if you stew this squirrel it's gonna taste like rabbit but that report that you had where they cooked up oh I can't even get my fork into it This is clearly bullshit. It's bullshit, maybe they really can't cook or it's just bullcrap and the same bull crap... It's Monbiot! The guy is like a writer that comes up with his way out of a paper bag He's British right? Yeah Okay then this report from the UK of Gitmo Nation East makes sense Bright-eyed and bushy tailed I'm referring of course to John Metrick The high peak butcher whose latest delicacy is flying off the shelves

22:35 and his customers are going nuts for them. The bakers thought I was mad when I said can we cut these squirrels and make them into a pie but they've been really struggling to try and keep up with demand True to form though, and the squirrel is dividing opinion. Squirrels are seen as cute little animals which they are but then on the other hand we've had all the people who have experiences where squirrels have done damage to trees in their garden or gone into a loft and damaged cables insulation things and they don't have us you know that I have a different viewpoint Yeah yeah i'll say of course we have man on the street or man in the shop as it were about this squirrel oh my oh my squirrel eating squirrel pie

23:15 Squirrel! That's three a day. Who gives a crap about these? Not even three-a-day, what are these statistics? I can't say it tastes like a squirrel because i've never tasted any before. But you like it? Yeah, that's quite nice! It looks like you like it... I like it yeah! It's possible! What do you think? It's possible?! It's not-it's not like a transsexual- Oh it's possible this squirrel looks just like a squirrel! Beautiful! I'm a Squirrel to Cat Transgendered! And with a description like that..I had to find out for myself Now our fearless reporter is going to try SQUIRREL POT!

24:02 Just get a bit of the game there. Yeah, it's gaming! It is gaming? With your warming pie... No you don't need to convince me. It's lovely! It's just lovely! Is it rodents or what is it games?! And he goes on and on and on I like that keep playing it! Oh no, no, this goes on and on Squirrel sold three a day. You know people need to get used to this because This clearly is being done because you know people are hungry this it's a global depression No one wants to admit it I know, I got the next thing on the stairway to hell Okay more food? We're gonna be sold a bill of goods on eating rat and mice Hmm

24:46 Probably rat more than mice because there's not a lot of meat on yeah, there's rabbits and you know it has much more going for it Yeah this bigger. Yeah Caesar butcher get the liver out ah fricassee of rat liver I would have bodied rash mind well beat anything I guess kind of no you won't yeah, well Yeah, never seen senior had raw sea cucumber oh I would eat it. Nah, no. There's a lot of stuff i won't eat. I mean, I'm pretty eclectic. I'll eat most everything but there is some stuff that I just won't eat. Okay name it? I can't think of anything. I don't like kidneys generally because nobody knows how to cook them correctly. Oh, I like kidneys if they're done properly. I like kidneys.

25:38 There's a couple things I just don't like monkey brains Monkey brains are wonky because it's not a healthy thing right you can get Kuru Do you remember the and the video this here's it? Here's a throwback faces of death Do you remember that video? Yeah, I do. That's an old...that was a very famous- It was the first viral video of our age! Exactly what it was and we had to pay Well no You'd get a copy...you get a VHS copy of a copy of a copy be all... Yeah thats with the old growing hairs thing thats the great thing about digital That doesn't happen anymore And it wouldn't sync up you know you'd go... Anyway Faces Of Death was this video when I was kid that passed around like Hey have you seen faces of death? No no Have you saw people dying

26:22 But then there was this one scene near the end where there was, I think a Japanese restaurant in Japan or maybe it was China. I don't recall and it's around table in the middle There was a hole and they'd stick a monkey up there who was not dead but he was sedated They chopped the top of his head off and people were like scooping their brains out going... Like they're really enjoying it That was gross. It was cool wasn't gross it was cool, man do it That was cool. I'll be right there been living in Texas long enough. I can do that sort of thing with like Californians You'd be like that you're just jealous now. I'm telling ya jealous Hey So but I think it happened pretty much as we expected. I don't wanna say predicted But as we expected Francois Hollande the president de France

27:14 has come out and said, oh you know what? We're going to fly some sorties over Syria there because this refugee crisis clearly Assad has to go. Clearly it has to go! Yeah they were all in on this... Yeah but it was only a matter of- I think I have a- no that's a shitty clip. He speakin' French is not good. But now we have everyone kind of trying to position themselves Now Germany They had a... and I said, you know Germany needs migrants. Well couple things happened first in the EU Parliament again it's there is no audio, no usable audio for the show

27:56 But one of the Italian members of parliament put on an Angela Merkel mask. I don't know if you saw those videos, but I did put it in the show and it was pretty funny. And they come... Jean-Claude Juncker, Junker The Drunker is doing some speech about oh how we have to distribute and everyone has to take some migrants because there's still migrants not refugees. This guy comes down wearing an Angela Merkel shirt and he's from the Italian fraction And it's the t-shirt says, you know, Angela Merkel. You know, pretty much an Angela Merkel T shirt saying we'll take all the Syrians and Italy can have all the Libyans. This is pertinent to what's really going on because Germany according to a study that was done I think two or three years ago having in show notes they need 500 thousand migrants a year until 2050 in order

28:55 You know, keep the country growing. And of course they want... Right and also you need that many people so they can contribute to the tax base for the welfare state that they run. Of course! They're sticking them in container homes. They got huge stacks of containers. Yeah well I can be architecting, you know that. Sure sure but I guess that's the point is, wow they're really enjoying these migrants coming in but not the Libyans you see. We don't want the stupid morons... Okay wait here let me get this what I'm what i see here then so because if you haven't noticed the Germans were up front we want the migrants and yes but they wanted to get what they did is they said we're going to take 200 000 of them

29:40 800,000 of these Syrians and so they're in before anybody else can have dibs on the Syrians. Yeah exactly! And so they get all the Syrians looking like a big you know magnanimous country yes by the way grabbing our the Syrians they can get to yeah Marine Le Pen of the far-right crazy messed up party over there in France. She had a pretty interesting speech, again not interesting audio wise because I don't have the spoken translation. Quote Germany is exploiting refugees suffering to recruit slaves via mass immigration. Yeah! That's exactly right. I agree. Yeah i agree now you have then you have Denmark

30:26 saying, do not show up. In fact they published an anti-refugee ad They have a whole campaign going so everyone can see whatever you do Do not come to Denmark We do not let you in easily Stay away we don't want you Actually what was happening in Hungary well that fits into different category What else did we have? We had the... Denmark We have David Miliband trying to ratchet it up a little bit and get us involved. If you're asking should the United States be playing a role alongside the European Union, my answer would be very strong yes and there are two elements of that first of all one of the reasons that people are fleeing in Middle East is that the neighboring countries to Syria that means Lebanon and close allies like close eyes on the US like Jordan are creaking under strain have literally millions refugees and secondly of course America has historically been home for refugees or

31:26 leader in refugee resettlement. A world leader! And meanwhile the UK has said yes we will gladly take 20,000 over five years It's like they'll take 4,000 a year of this prop up parliament. You know it's sagging a bit put some bodies under that But over the four years of the war The US has only taken 1400 Syrian refugees in total Yeah but you know their ships don't seem to make it over here Miliband They're drowning they don't make it What? I didn't say anything. Oh, I thought you said something. Yeah is there a number you would like to see the United States pledge to take? Some lawmakers here in the United States are saying that numbers should be as high as 65 thousand by the end of next year Well the sixty five thousand has very clear logic to it and the International Rescue Committee which has resettled new Americans for the last eighty years since we were founded by Albert Einstein here when he came in 1933 We've been cleared up for the US So now all sudden its Operation Paperclip 2 or something

32:27 Yeah, he's definitely saying, well, Ben is an idiot. To maintain its leadership position in refugee resettlement it should take about 45 or 50 percent of the UN recommended number and the UN has said that by the end of 2016 130 thousand Syrians need to be resettled around the world and thats why the 65 thousand figure is one for the US to continue to show the kind of leadership that it has over decades At the moment, that leadership position has been taken by Germany because they've clearly said that 800,000 people are going to register for asylum or claim refugee status in Germany this year. It's time for the U.S., I think, to have the kind of debate about how it can continue its leadership. Yeah, there are Mexicans—we don't need them! Let's send some Mexican immigrants to England. Well, it's interesting you bring that up because I think that would probably benefit them, to be honest about it.

33:20 the dead kid on the beach, who was from Turkey. Here's what's happening...a majority of...I'm sorry I can't prove that it is a majority but a large number of these migrants are Syrians who fled to Turkey and have been sitting in Turkey going, oh my god what the hell are we gonna do? These huge camps! We've had this for years these refugee camps. And you know what Erdogan did he said Hey, go! Go over there. Germany wants you." And he's getting rid of his problem. Turkey is like...

33:55 Well, that's all good then. I know it's funny and nobody has brought this up but...but I remember a year or two ago- It's not funny because then I'd be laughing hysterically. They kept showing these tent cities that were right outside the border and outside of Homs or one of those towns. Hundreds of thousands of people it looked like. There were hundreds of thousands of people and they're just packing them in and packing them in and packing...they had little stores and littles villages and the Turks are getting sick of this. Yeah, and they did the Turks aroused at him and they're smart that just like Donald Trump's Mexican government. I screw him send them over there It's just a walk you know if you could take a train you can walk as Mexican government. Yes Mexican government God and finally Angelina Jolie agent of change

34:37 She showed up now. She showed up in a club and not a closed door been a small session in UK Parliament sitting next to Hague the douchebag baldy extraordinaire Yeah, you know the guy from a strip of legal free a billiard ball guy exactly And I'm like, oh okay finally here's the high priestess of the United Nations Human Rights Commission UNHRC. She's going to lay it down on us and she pulls out the same tired old script! For over 10 years i had been visiting fields and meeting with families and survivors of sexual violence who felt for so long that their voices simply didn't matter they weren't heard and they carried a great shame

35:23 I remember distinctly meeting this little girl who was very young, probably about seven or eight and she was rocking backwards and forwards and staring at the wall. And tears streaming down her face because she had been brutally raped multiple times You couldn't talk to her you couldn't touch her...I felt absolutely helpless didn't know what to do for her More recently i met a 13 year old girl in Iraq who had been kept in a room with many other girls and they were taken out in twos, brought to this very dirty room with this dirty couch and raped repeatedly. Oh there it is! Repeatedly? I'm telling you. Isn't that old story she's faxing it in?! Yes next up... Next up ISIS is using female Viagra

36:17 to rape, to make them all loose and willing. You watch you watch you watches... I don't think that nobody's going that far Do you remember how many times in the conflict it was said that they were using Viagra? Don't you remember those stories? Yeah we talked about it to an extreme! And it was just a promotion for Viagra Right so how about The Little Pink Pilgrim This should be slipped in now. Yeah, you do that sort of marketing at the end of your campaign not early on... Okay I'm sorry all right but i said on deck coming up! Well it's going to be a while Oh in Germany um you know the uh in fact I have a translated article here this is interesting this is from last year well how come we didn't bring up the translated version oh here we go translate thank you my

37:08 French is not that great. This is quote... The French translation things aren't that great either. No, it's true but I can get through it. Quote we have been this is from the head of the German Federation of Industry. Quote We have long been a century of immigration and we must remain so and calling on the German government, now this is last year to bring in as many smart immigrants as possible which would be a lot from Iraq. Iraq has tradition although probably after all these years not anymore but the best doctors scientists you know many of them came from Iraq

37:47 Then Syria still has a lot of highly educated people, so they're looking for them. And no coincidence that Siemens—who of course is huge industrial giant—Siemens has said oh we have a campus over here and we can put 30 thousand refugees in there bring them on over! We will give them some training I love it But now of course the overarching theme is Assad needs to be neutralized, these are President Hollande's words. Needs to be neutralized as preconditions for peace and then he goes on to say we'll do everything but put boots on the ground so there is in essence a no-fly zone already in place flown by the French

38:35 Then there's some propaganda going on, which was a peculiar story. It was a media story and I think I got this from CNN about...there was a whole bunch of refugees in Hungary and they broke through police lines, and they're all running. It's kind of cool because in the video you see a wide shot of all the different cameramen I'm sorry photographers who are capturing this except one is doing something little strange Well as refugees fled other camera crews recording really appalling scene A Hungarian camera woman appears to Notice she's not a photographer She's a camera woman Kick?

39:22 and deliberately trip refugees running through the field. And at one point... She trips a man who is carrying a young child. The far right television station she works for says that she will be fired, here's the kick on the man carrying a child you see? She just sticks her leg out and he's gone... It's really incredible to see this! You know it was very funny but I thought what was more horrid with this woman was that she kicked some little girl Right in the crotch! Right in the gut yeah Now here's my problem with this This just seems like it's rigged. It's totally rigged, she even has a face mask on why do you need that? She is wearing bright blue. So you can see her. She stands out so you can't miss her and she is in the middle of all...and she's the only one doing this and they made a big fuss about it as though Hungarians are so embarrassed! It's clearly set up to get the Hungarians to stop being so mean-spirited

40:21 Yeah, it's what is going to lead to this horrible woman who never really is fully identified. It's one of those things I could tell stories about how the news media likes to create phony workers... But this was meta! This was phony about phony. Yeah so it's a phoney thing now there's a yeah and then everybody carries that. I just want to say Joe Strummer in the chat room well Adam Curry is European and clearly racist since childhood You know, this is why I leave the chat room a-holes. I think he nailed it! I'm not saying he's wrong it's just that truth hurts so much. Then there was the super right wing front page magazine which these are the guys affiliated with... who's the cartoon lady? Cartoon drawing contest lady

41:15 What's her name? Oh right, the one in Texas. Yeah that one! They came out with a word which I could not find... well the book of knowledge didn't help me and they said well what is happening now this is actually as I love this it's called a hiraj, a secret ploy to bring terrorists into Europe then it's called hiraj which is the jihad by migration But I can't really find this word defined anywhere. This is nonsense, if they want to bring terrorists into Europe they can just buy a ticket! Yeah whatever happened to the cells? The sleeper cells and everybody's here... Terrorists are already all over Europe in the sleeper cells. It truly is tearing away at the fabric of the European Union They do not care about people

42:13 They just don't. They don't care about each other! No, no it's horrible but let me play something that is interesting because you brought it up earlier should have been probably should have clipped in or it's loose A couple of segments ago when you talk about Olan and the Syria thing. So I'm watching it three by three, I'm doing my... Three weeks! Three networks. Watching all of them so I know what they're running and I know what they're not running. And they mostly run maybe five stories a day plus then they go off in their own direction and do variations on similar stories. The one thing none of them are running is the story that ran on NewsHour

42:49 And by the way, none of them are talking about Guatemala which is still completely out of control. It has yet to be mentioned." Ah whatever! And then there's a big border dispute going on between Venezuela and Colombia? Meh never mentioned. Why care? But these other stories are all up there. This is the one that PBS NewsHour ran though and as soon they ran it because this ran on... I think this ran today was what? This probably ran on Tuesday, maybe Wednesday. But it wasn't played on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday on any of the networks and this is PBS NewsHour on Syria and Russia. As Damascus faces new battlefield losses there are growing signs of a Russian military buildup backing the regime. I did see this Moscow confirmed today its military advisors are on the ground in Syria. Our country has long

43:39 been supplying arms and military equipment to Syria in accordance with bilateral contracts. There are also Russian military experts in Syria who are instructing the Syrians on the use of the military systems being delivered." Well, you know what this means? You know what this means? Wait a minute, did you see that cute little Jen Pataki? The Russian version? That was the girl that was talking. Oh it was not video so... It's audio. No, I mean when you saw the story? Oh no! I didn't see the story...I saw a published piece. Okay. A written piece and this to me means they're going to do a whole Maidan all over again Do you know what i mean it was like oh we've got the Russians in there the Russians are backing these guys You know what im saying

44:30 You might be right on that, I never thought about that. But they have been keeping this away... I don't know why they suppressed the story. PBS ran it and I'm sure CNN ran it too. I think it popped to early we need more lead up. The right wing radio guys are talking about it but their networks aren't I mean, there was a video where they showed some of these troops. They had pictures and it was Associated Press! And they said we can't verify all their typical fudge words... They don't have to. They know that these planes are coming in there those big giant ones what's that big the Veselovsky or whatever? That huge transport? Antonov. The Antonov with the 25 wheels

45:11 Had one of those at the Oakland Airport for a while I think the sales company trying to sell them to the US was here Yeah, and so they would fly it around once or other they take it off this thing had like these truck tires yeah all along the bottom of the thing craziest looking airplane 12 engines as six on each side doesn't that something some crazy number like all propellers? I think it's three engines on each night. I mean got six engines. I have standing in Well, you have standing but I have the knowledge. You're right it's six engines well maybe i thought there were two of them... Well six inches is a lot! But this thing is just as huge and you can put anything in so So it seems that the because of course it's not like no one could predict this although no one talked about it

46:03 No one said, hey you know these wars that might result in a huge shift. It turns out after World War II there was this huge migration and when you have wars and people with access to rubber products like boats... ...and bad actors like Turkey yeah you're going to get some kind of migration so this could not come as a surprise unless every single think tank associated with the European Union are morons but no they're not They know. They knew this was going to happen and it is successfully tearing apart the European Union at its core because they're all a-holes. Well, it's also they wanted the power... certain elements in the EU want to get rid of this idea that there are no borders. Well that's the Schengen. Yeah, the Schengen. They want to drop the Schengen agreement. The EU wants to use something to get out because that'll be coming up next year and so we great hey this EU thing sucks because all we do is we get the riffraff

47:01 We don't want the riffraff coming over here. Man, we want Germany's good stuff! Yeah, they hogged them. The Germans hogged all those people and at the same time it is being used as an excuse to remove Assad And that will not be by political means and it's going well It will be I'm sorry it'll be very the way I see it now With bringing Russia in a saying oh you know we're gonna have a coup very much like noodleman and you know cookie lady the Victoria Nuland ambassador of the State Department, ambassador to the Middle East. She's going to set this up and set the Russians up make them the bad guys and they're funding everything so now we got to go in and we have to replace...we need some regime change and will get rid of Assad that way

47:51 Well, it'll be interesting to see what the litany is when the networks finally pick up on this story because they're all going to do pretty much the same whatever that they're told to do. And it's going to be interesting because their perspective will be different than this new...PBS I mean NewsHour, they just ran a report and there wasn't any you know didn't have any slant. Do you recall the big news story? it Irish fishing trawler being dragged backwards through the Irish Sea when its net had been caught up with the submarine and stating that it was likely the Russians who had been responsible for it. Some headlines even went as far to suggest that this fishing trawler has been caught in war games between Russia and the West Now, the source of the claim was a fishing group who themselves only stated

49:00 And they call me a conspiracy theorist. That's your conspiracy theory right there. The media getting all on board and it had nothing to do with Russia Right, it was just a scam! Yeah And some boneheads you know some British guys just wandering around got caught in the net didn't notice What was that? All stop! All stop! Sub is stopped

49:59 So yeah, so it's uh... We live in fabulous fantastic times John. Yeah for this show! Yeah we really do. We really really live in fabulous times. Yeah I like it totally like it Can't go wrong No no not really Not Really Let's see, where do you want to go? There is so much to do. Well we could go to some crazy stuff! Like that wasn't crazy enough for you?! Oh the Ted Cruz Donald Trump thing was crazy right? I didn't pay attention... Well you wanna have to listen to Ted Cruz who is now completely...I've already eliminated him from contention not that he can't win the nomination but I would never support this guy He's a lunatic. He's icky

50:44 He will, besides being icky and sounding like a preacher and acting like a preacher. And wearing his religion on the shoulder he says stuff like this here's Cruz at his own event This is...and get the follow up clip ready Oh I see it! We're all gonna die It's worth remembering that if this deal goes through we know to an absolute certainty people will die Americans will die Israelis will die Europeans will die And remember and wash your hands after touching any raw meat. That's right You don't want to die so that wasn't I thought the better cruise thing even that was good though? I like the oil gonna die is this horror just nuts Nuts comment crews on the EMP threat if Iran gets a nuclear weapon

51:37 The single greatest risk is they would take that nuclear weapon. They would put it on a ship anywhere in the Atlantic and they would fire it up straight into the air, into the atmosphere. They would set off what's called an EMP, an electromagnetic pulse. It would take down the electrical grid on the entire eastern seaboard and kill tens of millions of Americans." We can stop that! Oh my goodness this is great John hold on a second no this isn't...this is not just great This is not just great what you've done here. Okay, you know what this is? Well hit it of course. It's obviously borderline. Let me see if I can top in borderline well first let me stand still for a second now

52:23 The EMP, just from what I understand about the science. The EMP if you detonate a nuclear device at the correct altitude it can create an electromagnetic pulse and yes it could take things out but its far more likely that we have an event...what was it? It struck Hawaii the hardest? What was the...it was a sun flare? It's historical, when it happened in I think the 30s? Yeah they happen every so often. Solar flare! What was the name of it had a name...I don't remember but dude- I should mention that we have done atmospheric testing in the atmosphere up in the air with HBOMB. Starfish Prime Yes starfish prime and it knocked out and you know it fried the grid

53:08 in Hawaii. It was 50 years ago, 50 years ago so that could easily happen you know although the sun is... Yeah but it takes little more than like a homemade bomb that these guys designed and would have to be right over New York and it wouldn't take out the East Coast it would take out some electricity locally but if that was not crazy enough uh you had to listen to- But wait there's more? Oh wait before Is this gonna another Iran clip or not No this is another clip yeah This is another Iran clip Okay good because I have an Iran clip to follow up This is at the same event, the Donald Trump Ted Cruz event where they apparently people who analyze this saying why are they even doing this event? This treaty's a done deal.

53:47 And apparently because it was scheduled way before it was signed off on, they had to get the space and so they decided to go ahead with it anyway. Which is ludicrous if you think about it. So Sarah Palin was there... Is this one where she's talking and they zoom out? Then the heckler is being ejected and no one's paying attention to her? No, this is Sarah Palin just going off on her normal kind of crazy. You know that I as you know, I predicted that she would have been chosen for the vice president based on what I knew about her not having ever heard her voice. Yeah well the voice is the problem The voice is the problem and this epitomizes the problem and it's also again she is funny in a very awkward way White flag was waved at the table

54:33 in these negotiations because Obama had a squishy objective to start with only in an Orwellian, Obama world full of sprinkly fairy dust blown from atop his unicorn as he's pretty pink kaleidoscope would he ever see victory or safety for America or Israel in this treaty? This treaty will not bring peace. You don't reward terrorism, you kill it! Unicorns! Yay! Now, I got a piece here relating to Iran and based on Uncle Don's op-ed which he talked about where he said hey it's probably better to have a deal than no deal. And then on the email you said Donald Trump is in the wrong place on this and I gotta disagree with you. He has not actually said there should be no deal. He saying that it's a shitty deal because we should've gotten our hostages back and he reiterated that with something like this little clip. Never ever ever!

55:34 Ever in my life have I seen any transaction so incompetently negotiated as our deal with Iran. And I mean never! We have four wonderful people over there and frankly they're never gonna come back with this group, and i will say this If I win the presidency, I guarantee you that those four prisoners are back in our country before I ever take office. I guarantee them they will be back before I ever take office because they know that's what has to happen okay? They know it and if they don't know it I'm telling them right now Fantastic

56:24 I'm putting you on notice, Iran. I'm putting you on notice." So he just says it's a shitty deal because we get our hostages back? It's hard to disagree with it but to say even before I take office they'll give them back... Wow! Yeah big kahunas Well that might actually happen because once that deal goes through if I don't have the clip I could dig it up But the woman who, remember those three spies? Those three hikers. Yeah yes of course From Berkeley yeah exactly That were captured at the Iraqi-Iranian border Yes they were just hiking nothing... They're just accidentally hiking and of course it was through a minefield somehow but that's okay let's don't get into those details so the one woman that was let go first

57:10 They let her out and after a couple years in solitary or something very I would say beautiful. She's beautiful All spies are the good ones, but she's just absolutely gorgeous So she is on the democracy now show talking about this what's-her-name? I can't remember an annual if you do a little work you can find it She's on the show talking about this and she's bitching about solitary confinement, how it has to end. And especially in this country United States as you went on and on. She says very hurtful for the psyche and she was just beside herself. And she said that this deal is... They asked what do you think about this Iranian negotiation deal with US? She says he thinks great

57:52 So she's giving, I believe if she was a spy or is the spy, she would be giving CIA-based answers. And I think that the agency would be for this thing from what I can tell. Sure sure. And didn't you have Uncle Don coming out of the woodwork? Yep! Once the deal is in place and they actually do get their sanctions lifted, and their money back that money that's going to them is their money that we confiscated. People seem to drop that out of the equation. They think were giving him money for something else. Well also because the military industrial complex went shut up! Shut up! Shut up! That's gonna be spent on our stuff doing stuff

58:32 Shut up. Yes, I'm gonna let those other ones go as soon as they prove that we have good faith She says I wouldn't worry about she's those people are gonna be released Trump has to know this too otherwise he wouldn't say something like that Yeah cuz he's calculated I agree so I would think that that's maybe what's going on there? Yeah nice But while you're on them since you brought Trump up sorry yeah, I have a I have a clip okay Okay, now there's this guy Roger Stone that used to be Trump's campaign manager and Roger stones the guy that was supposedly fired Right the guy who left and I've been The big promoter he's a huge promoter of Trump everywhere And that's a trump came up with the line why should have fired him sooner right so he is on C-SPAN So they dig up a clip from 1992 of Bill Clinton

59:26 slamming Trump just gratuitously. Clinton was just a cocky asshole and he's at Wharton basically blasting the school But he just kind of gratuitously slams Trump. So the guy who's doing this show, it was one of those interview shows that they do Washington Week or whatever it is called and they throw it back to Roger Stone who I think summarizes the whole Clinton scam because it made him so mad! He just tells it like it is. Back in the late 1980s and this is Bill Clinton when he was running for president in 1992 criticizing Donald Trump let's watch

1:00:02 It was here at Wharton in the 1980s that the students nicknamed the investment banking club, The Unindicted. And the Wharton Wall of Fame which honors famous alumni chosen by their students kept photos of Donald Trump who glorified the art of the deal without regard to productivity... The Art Of The Deal and Michael Milken on display until one went bankrupt and the other was on his way to jail. Roger Stone that was from 1992 your comment? First of all, Bill Clinton is the last person in the world you should talk about unindicted. Anyone who has read Peter Schweitzer's book on Clinton Cash would realize that the Clintons have been lining their pockets using the nexus of the State Department and The Clinton Foundation which is a slush fund for grifters to both enrich themselves and create a luxury travel service for themselves. Secondarily Donald Trump never went bankrupt he

1:01:03 He used the bankruptcy laws in Atlantic City. He brought some companies into bankruptcy, which is a completely legitimate financial technique. In all honesty he saved himself hundreds of millions of dollars. That's the guy I want running the federal budget—somebody who is tough and smart and knows how to save money. I think it's not dumb. I think it's smart. Bill Clinton really is the last person in the world should be commenting on responsibility. But I just had an idea, you said one of these Sunday shows Washington this week or whatever...I had an idea we could do a show then it would be called DC douchebags This could be great! That's what we'll do, just name something else Now on that The Curacao Chronicle

1:01:57 did some analysis of, and I'd already heard about this particular email that showed up in the Hillary email dump from Chelsea. And it's regarding Haiti and as a side note the number of emails that contained content about Haiti far outstripped the number of emails about Afghanistan Iraq and Iran. Here is what she said To say I was profoundly disturbed by what I saw and didn't see would be an understatement, she wrote in a memo addressed to dad and mom. And attached to an email she sent while her mother was Secretary of State and father leading the relief efforts for the 2010 earthquake in Haiti She goes on to say that incompetence is mind-numbing

1:02:49 So she was reporting back from that she did a four-day trip to Haiti and goes on to say, quote, if we do not quickly change the organization management accountability and delivery paradigm on the ground. We could quite conceivably confront tens of thousands of children's death by diarrhea dysentery typhoid and other water related diseases in the near future." And this I think is is to me certainly...I don't think.. To me this is the most important the email because it really shows how Bill and Hillary Clinton owned Haiti. They had been to Haiti, she had been to Haiti more times than she'd gone to the Middle East during her reign as Secretary of State

1:03:41 And then of course the day she resigned from the State Department is when her brother Tony Rodham became, was appointed director of a company that had just received the gold mining contracts in Haiti. This whole article from the Curacao Times is worth reading it's in the show notes 755.noagendanotes.com It really you see some of the facts about what the Clintons have done. They really, they just sold out Haiti to the highest bidders to come in and just rape it. Rape it! Well you know if its got natural resources It does of course it does I don't know how much money Bill needs

1:04:29 He made $48 million in speakers fees while she was Secretary of State and it was all corruption. I gotta protect the family! Yeah, that's all... These people are evil. Evil! I don't understand how people can be so in on Hillary becoming president? Well then now- well, I don't know if they still are. I don't think they are. Oh, are you kidding me?! I bet your Obama bot friends are No, they have problems. It's kind of like this... They're still going to vote for her? Yes! Because she is still the best which of course when I say yes she is uniquely qualified to rule the empire Here are two quick Hillary clips that are of note This is her apology on ABC

1:05:22 Oh, well before you do that I have actually a segment on that. Oh okay alrighty... I actually have the whole thing and don't want to listen to it. Okay Well then maybe... You can play your clip after. I wanna play this because this is part of the 3x3 Yes its your beat ill let ya have it And ABC is uh the network and every one of these networks Im trying to get a feeling for who they're for. Mmhmm And you know be you kinda tell ABC is all for Biden Who? Biden. I'm seeing ABC... No, not ABC. ABC is all for Jeb Bush and of course the Disney in Florida yeah got it The Biden thing is part of the what do we have to do anything to harass Hillary And the White House is doing that because the president is on the road today with Jill Biden

1:06:17 It doesn't happen often that the president does an appearance with the second lady or whatever she's called. No, I didn't know that. Yeah makes sense. Yep makes sense now So ABC has this, so they're gonna do it somehow and I think this had to do with the one Hillary supporter of the network which is Stephanopoulos. And I'm not sure he's not an agent provocateur. Sacre bleu! Qu'est-ce que qui te lave? He never liked Bill. Even though he supposedly working for Hillary in the foundation or something you know...I don't know but i'm sure he's the one who talked Hillary into its okay to come on ABC

1:06:54 Don't worry, we won't ask anything hard. Like do you believe you're a liar? They did the liar thing again in which I'm sure you have that. Yeah, I have that. But this little mure but it's the intro... There are two things they want to point out one is the makeup job on Hillary now Hillary I've looked at all these because i did a bunch of pictures for her couple newsletters ago and I started studying her You have standing on Hilary's appearance. I have standing on Hillary's appearance The makeup people at ABC, and this is very subtle but I noticed it immediately. Hillary never wears what I can only describe... And it's not the modern red lipstick that the girls wear. I saw this too! Old lady- Old lady red lipstick. Old lady red lipstick. And thinly done. Thinly. Not big thin.

1:07:43 What is the thinking behind that? I think it's ABC. They did it on purpose! Oh man... I think they let Hillary's people in there to keep her hair looking okay. We see the same things, look at the lipstick color but and then but its thinly drawn where you always women always use lipstick to accentuate what they don't have Hey, old ladies. This is what old ladies do." Yeah! And so they took her and they whited her face up so she looked like a pale old lady Like a zombie Rouge, some sort of old-fashioned rouge on her cheeks and it was orange So it made her look like... It looked awful I can't believe that she doesn't have someone

1:08:29 I was stunned but i know that has to be the case because it was the lipstick giveaway. The rest of it was just icing on the cake once they got her to wear this lipstick, I have looked at all our old pictures she never wears a muted maroon lipstick that's very, it really fits her face. It was well chosen. She does not wear old lady out of date out of fashion red lipstick this is what an old woman would wear when she says oh I'm going to be on television. But John I might push back a little bit because

1:09:11 The way she spoke was so demure, so soft and trying to be not a twinge... really controlling herself to not show a twinge of... Well hold on let me finish. Okay. Just listen how she was speaking I'm going to say that there may be a mole in her camp who is responsible for her look And said this is what you want, this is gonna be great. I would really question that because these networks are very strict about it She doesn't let anybody else do her makeup just because they're from ABC? I don't buy that! She travels with their hair and make up people The mole thing I think is way out

1:09:53 I think it's too far out. But then they're just stupid! If that woman, if that's true she should be fired immediately Yes of course Now back to the you know this setup The style of talking is identical To what she did with Andrea Mitchell Yes, which I have a clip of a little Xanax what we did the Andrea Mitchell. Do I have a new clip? Oh Okay, she has she's the little Xanax or something She was very you know and through the same liar little tylenol p.m A little liar thing that same meme right at the beginning is your Xanax link blink she was fine with it didn't care ding-ding What yeah

1:10:30 And she walks through the thing, I thought was very harsh. But where his harshness really showed its true colors was the intro which is I have the ABC Mirror intro to The Clinton Interview it's got innuendo it's got negative memes It is just a stunner Good evening and it's great to have you with us here on a Tuesday night. And as America goes back to work, back to school for Hillary Clinton it is back to a new reality her poll numbers sinking fast and tonight she is talking exclusively with us saying I'm sorry and not just once Tonight here no question off limits the private server what was she thinking? Can she survive this? And the new headline tonight that at least two emails reviewed are top secret

1:09:53 I think it's too far out. But then they're just stupid! If that woman, if that's true she should be fired immediately Yes of course Now back to the you know this setup The style of talking is identical To what she did with Andrea Mitchell Yes, which I have a clip of a little Xanax what we did the Andrea Mitchell. Do I have a new clip? Oh Okay, she has she's the little Xanax or something She was very you know and through the same liar little tylenol p.m A little liar thing that same meme right at the beginning is your Xanax link blink she was fine with it didn't care ding-ding What yeah

1:10:30 And she walks through the thing, I thought was very harsh. But where his harshness really showed its true colors was the intro which is I have the ABC Mirror intro to The Clinton Interview it's got innuendo it's got negative memes It is just a stunner Good evening and it's great to have you with us here on a Tuesday night. And as America goes back to work, back to school for Hillary Clinton it is back to a new reality her poll numbers sinking fast and tonight she is talking exclusively with us saying I'm sorry and not just once Tonight here no question off limits the private server what was she thinking? Can she survive this? And the new headline tonight that at least two emails reviewed are top secret

1:11:17 And at a very candid moment, we ask does she ever quietly wonder why go through all of this again? We want you to watch and weigh in on Twitter and on Facebook. And we begin here with her emails Yeah, that was that intro was so biased against her sure it was dynamite I thought it's one of the best things they've ever done in terms of propaganda Do you want to listen to a bit of her about the email thing? The way they started off. Yeah, I have that but you know you haven't you had just a giant file yeah, I just night we'll leave that in some people come this is the whole thing This is just kind of the opening and just listen to the cadence and how she speaks And then close your eyes and imagine a ghost with thin red lips.

1:12:07 Does this tell you that your original explanation about the private server, that you did it to carry one phone out of convenience? That this didn't sit well with the American people. Well David obviously I don't like hearing that. Um...I am confident by the end of this campaign people will know they can trust me and- I love it when she goes down a little on her lower register because thats kind of the mother matronly type of talking. That I will be on their side and we'll fight for them and their families. But I do think that I could have and should have done a better job answering questions earlier, I really didn't perhaps appreciate the need to do that what i had done was allowed it was

1:12:52 above board but in retrospect certainly as I look back at it now even though it was allowed, I should have used two accounts one for personal one for work-related emails that was... Work related emails this is a completely different Hillary than we usually hear. Usually she's talking like mistake I'm sorry about that, i take responsibility and im trying to be as transparent as i possibly can to not only release 55 thousand pages 55- you know lets just put it next to each other let's just get a random hillary clip what do we have here

1:13:38 Excerpts leaked out today. That's shit. My emails turn over my server, but I am looking forward finally to testifying before Congress something I've been asking for for nearly a year Yeah that's really rich is it not? I've been asking to be before Congress no you haven't here's the Hillary cadence We have allowed our criminal justice system To get out of balance It's that is a version How about the Hillary blabbering? I could go back to what i had been doing. That's the Hillary now. That's how she normally talks Here is the Andrea Mitchell piece Now does Andrea Mitchell, who does she work for? MSNBC and NBC

1:14:26 Um, so she got to do an interview or whatever. But yeah she's obviously a shill She is also rebooting her campaign Rebooting? That's good that's funny I got an idea Since it's the email server let's use a computer term I know Rebooting After complaints from donors about the email controversy and polls now showing Bernie Sanders pulling ahead of Clinton in New Hampshire And possible candidate Joe Biden doing better than Clinton against Donald Trump Thank you for being here thank you for wearing Ellen Blue Hillary Clinton tonight taping the Ellen show to appear Thursday. It's all part of a campaign reset prompted by falling polls and the email controversy, trying to show Clinton fun side with Ellen along with a lighter touch on the campaign trail.

1:15:14 And next week, the problem is Hillary Clinton is humorless. That's her problem. She has zero humor. Nothing she says when they you can dig this clip up if you see to pull this one off that she thought it was funny when they went in and killed Gaddafi. Oh, she was there with their buddies saying we came. We saw him die. You mean Lady MacDuff? Is what you mean? Lady Macduff Yeah I have that on This is, well actually the way it went down is she was doing an interview and Uma Abedin leans in and shows her a Blackberry. They're like oh my god this confirmed? Oh yes! We've got him we killed him! So I mean that's the land of unconfirmed videos. Yes we came...we saw...he died.

1:16:12 Yeah, whenever there's death is when she that's that's what she gets. That's what the Clintons get off on they like killing people The Google Clinton body count now I received an email as you know I'm on the list Thank you very much for subscribing me. You're welcome me email Yes, the email is correct adamant curry calm and they always say hey Mimi, but I don't know why this it's very strange Then I've been put on a list has Mimi I'll read it to you. I wanted you to hear this directly from me, subject line my email yes i should have used two email addresses one for personal matters and one from in work the State Department. Wait a minute stop! This is a letter... You didn't really make this clear.. This is a letter from Hillary to YOU Yes Mimi! From Hillary to Mimi that would be me Mimi Adam at curry dot com known as Mimi not doing so was a mistake I'm sorry about it and I take full responsibility

1:17:04 It's important for you to know a few key facts. My use of a personal email account was above board." Now, I'm a stickler about these things but there's... Above board should be two words and i think that this is just a proofreading mistake which speaks volumes about their communications department so it's above board not above spaceboard above board. I think it's just an oversight they missed it and this is bad that's bad and allowed under State Department rules. Everyone I communicated with in government was aware of it, and the way she justifies that is hey they received an email and they saw my email address so they replied they were aware of it. And nothing I ever sent or received was marked classified at the time as this process proceeds I want to be... these are all performatives ...as transparent as possible which means no you're going to withhold information

1:17:56 That's why I've provided all my work emails to the government to be released to the public and why I'll be testifying in public in front of the Benghazi committee later this month. Which he has been asking for, apparently! That is rich Hillary. That IS rich. I know this a complex story... I've been begging him to come before the committee. Yeah, I love Trent Gowdy. He's my buddy. I know that this is a complex story... Trent Gowdy hates her. I could have and should have done a better job answering questions earlier. I'm grateful for your support, but am not taking anything for granted." Then in bold... "...I understand you may have more questions. I am going to work to keep answering them if you want to read more including my emails themselves please go here!" Thank You Hillary! Um.. Couple things We now have ummm A formal investigation has been started against Uma Abedin

1:18:51 And this is a tactic. This is a tactic, they know about the whole relationship girlfriend-girlfriend thing but she will not be fired or be accused of any real wrongdoing and maybe she did something wrong with you know... That's scarer Yeah it just pestering However I did find out who the actresses that she's been banging Okay now are I have some thoughts on this too okay Who is it? Mary Steenburgen Oh, that would make sense. She was... wasn't she? She was the uh didn't she play the wife of um what movie was she in? She's been in a bunch of stuff well anyway so I have pertinent but is that the one that is can you go back yeah I don't know if you can do this but you should be able to Can you go back and give us

1:19:43 National Enquirer, because I didn't write it down. The criteria for the three women that are supposed to have been in that email. Yes this was in our previous show Jaloon and I'll go into the show notes Hillary here it is National Inquirer I am so good we have the following The Inquirer learned the list of Hillary's lesbian lovers includes a beauty in her early 30s, who has often traveled with Hillary. A popular TV and movie star, that would be Steenburgen. The daughter of a top government official and stunning model who got a career boost after allegedly sleeping with Hillary.

1:20:29 Uh, we have... No give me that last one again. That's the one that is confusing Okay The top model And a stun nuts no A stunning model That means tall Who got a career boost after allegedly sleeping with Hillary Now I have the TV and movie model and the reason why because I don't give a crap who she has sex with but Nobody gives a crap You know somebody thought it might be Amy Schumer Yeahhhhhh I dunno about that because she's related to Chuck and all that. I don't know, I don't think that... The Clintons and the Schumers it doesn't gel but the reason why this is interesting is you'll recall that we heard from... Hold on! Could Schumer be the government daughter of a government? Something just misconstrued? Yeah but it could be

1:21:20 But I don't know, all i have is Mary Steenburgen. And the reason why it's interesting because we heard very early on during the last time she ran that the Secret Service would never let her win because they would spill the beans...because they hate her! Yes, they do. This is from Jack Wheeler. That was a name we should remember. You see if you can find him but he wrote an op-ed And this is something that was overheard from the Secret Service agents. I'm quoting from this op-ed, This is going on now my god she has that girlfriend Mary Steinbogen Stee Bogan That actress yeah! That's one of her squeezes Two secret service agents walked in on them In the ante room of The White House in flagrant delecto

1:22:18 Mean right then and there what is fragrant delicto does that mean naked? Oh God, I think it's flagrant a no. It says flagrant a Flagrant a land trade delicto that means presidential aid Jack Wheeler's body found in landfill that guy So he wrote this piece and then he was found in a landfill. Oops! Yeah, no these Clintons are all above board... one word...above board The actress that emerges is Mary Steenburgen, a skinny brunette best known for playing Steve Martin's wife in Parenthood The she in this story is Hillary Rodham Clinton Happily defaming both as Jack Wheeler, 49-year old travel adventure impresario Oh that's a different guy That IS a different guy

1:23:04 Yeah, but this has been a DC rumor for a long time. Not that people really care but having the... I hear the Secret Service guy says one agent says um.. I doubt i could take a bullet for her and I don't think it's because of the lesbian affairs just she's a dick to people you know she is You just see... Well, according to that book there's a book that came out Secret Service Book. Was that the one you're quoting from? There is a whole book that came out of just nothing but... Yes well it's repeated in the book but this was from 1994 issue of Outside Magazine Okay It was called Lord Of The Big Guys is what this was Oh! That's good research Yeah Well I mean when..it's not To me its' not that interesting who she's banging Although you know Mary Steenburgen is pretty hard Who gives her the American electorate

1:23:53 Yeah, true. True. They care about what's going on with Kim Kardashian they want to know who Hillary is in the sack with and with that I would like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to John C. with a c stands for Cruz Clips Dvorak! In the morning, Mr Adam Curry also in the morning all feet on the ground boots in the air subs in the water and all the names and nights out there. In the morning everybody in the chat room noagendastream.com good to have y'all on board trying to be helpful I can see someone's trying And in the morning to Neil Campbell at Neil Campbell he is the artist one of many who produced the album art

1:24:33 for the previous episode. That was the Jaloon episode, but you had that cool eat more squirrel... It was a nice piece actually that Neil made for us and you can see all of it- I'm sorry? And its funny! It led into this show because we're talking about eating squirrels today Its not funny its not- Im not laughing about that its just not funny Well I don't think squirrel is that big of a deal I think its when they are making us eat garbage But its NOT FUNNY You said ITS FUNNY! Its not funny Oh I see because of that little phraseology usage that I picked up from YOU thank you It's not funny. NoahGenArtGenerator.com is where you can always see all the submissions, where you can submit if you'd like to help out we really appreciate the work that all of our artists do Submit! You must submit Resistance is futile Let's thank some people Alright let's thank some people We did have some people come in unlike the last show including Mr Anonymous from Mill Valley California came into $500 with nothing to say except keep me anonymous

1:25:37 Didn't you want like an ABCDE anonymous, the F-anonymous? Apparently not. Okay all right Not interested Well thank you very much Anonymous we appreciate it And then we move right to David Young who's right down the street from him in Tiburon Huh Hey there's your random numbers Did he not have a... 46639 from Tiburon Didn't he have a note I looked and looked and looked! I guess not huh Well, maybe he did. I didn't see it. Hold on... He was coming in with another name? Maybe his wife? I don't know. I'm taking a look. Uh 9-1-0 No, I don't see anything. Ferdinand Becker in Arcadia Florida at the other end of this spectrum for 34265 ITM Jens says my second installment on The Way to Knighthood and the amount of my billing zip code Why not make that a pledge category bitches? Zip code pledge bitches

1:26:35 California's would have to really pony up. The third installment will arrive by years end, thanks to Adam I now have an Amazon Echo. Oh nice! Echo, hello echo or whatever the name of the thing is. Alexa By the way my five-year old asks Alexa Hey! To tell us jokes every day and it seems that the joke database in the cloud was recently expanded as we know them all the week...as we knew them all by week two Sometimes you know the other day Just sitting in the house. I got the music playing We're talking and then out of the blue Alexa goes what is black and white and red all over a skunk with rash? Oh She's talking again. Oh shoot. Oh, she just piped up again chimed in I think she pipes up

1:27:29 And, and while I was in the car driving then Phil Schiller or Rachmaninoff whoever the guy was with the pointy nose The big hook...big nose. I didn't mean to say hook nose because it didn't mean it that way but he has a hook nose He said uh..He did a demo. He said hey Siri and I swear to God Siri activated? The video stopped playing. Well don't stop listening to this show just because I said Hey Siri or Alexa Okay Google Anyway, he continues. It's the biggest security hole in the universe but okay whatever. And the cloud recently expanded we knew them all by their week too and thanks to John I'm now enjoying rain vodka made in the USA and distilled seven times does that get any better? Or do things get any better than that? Penny thanks for the continued analysis of so many great topics keep it up please play a quick round of your best Rick Perry clips! I got some. Have you ever had effin' vodka?

1:28:31 E-F-F-E-N? F in vodka. It's cucumber vodka? It's cucumber flavored vodka Well, yeah of course there are cucumber flavors in it Cucumbers... cucumbers! They should serve it with cucumbers Tastes dynamite Yeah This is good stuff Now was that when you were talking about the Chenin Blanc blend with... Oh the Vionier? Vionier Chenin Blanc Was that the Pine Ridge? Yes it was I had that wine. What did you think? It's sweet! Yeah, it's a little sweet. Mmm no. Too sweet for you

1:29:11 It's too sweet for you. Oh, I'm sorry well i shall refrain from drinking it now Well, I mean this is a good wine as a refreshing one on a hot day You're in texas yeah? I would say it's probably a fantastic one just to swill III would rather have effin vodka than then the soviet and the shenan blanca Wine would probably be better for you than drinking vodka during a hot day but okay no I drink it during the show Adios mofo, and you can always follow me on Twitter at you've got karma Yeah walked into that one he sure did sir Sir quistan in Blighton Lincolnshire UK 333 and we had a birthday shout out for his son James. We do just coming up tomorrow yeah Sir Heges $250 from Bradenton Brad Bradenton Florida

1:30:08 Sir Hagues opted out at Tampa International this weekend after my sensual yet short molesting. The TSA monkey said he didn't blame me for opting out! Good to know you twat waffle. Twotwaffle? What he said! That's unfriendly. We would like a chemtrail, Dr Kiki it was worth it karma and loves us. Oh we loved you too man. Chemtrails... It was worth it. You've got karma. Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing. Sir Adam Johnson in Plymouth Minnesota 23456 Hey John and Adam her donations were down yesterday worse I wanted to do my part to help the best podcast in the universe if you can spare any work karma along with any combination of jingles it would be much appreciated all the best night of the lobster

1:31:08 is there a johnson plimmitt minnesota and i was at work army wants jobs karma jobs garment what else you play just want something uh... how about something uh... we haven't played for awhile you know it's got anyone of the things was uh... ob and i still can i have my brain i can really when i think i just are thinking about now i'm getting hearing over and over on swine flu theme You mean the Swine Flu Minute? Oh, the No Agenda Swine Flu Minute? Yeah. Okay.

1:32:03 Nailed it. It was good James Schmid in Knoxville, Tennessee also two three four five six one of my absolute best famous favorites recently discovered your eye-opening podcast Short term boner now a first time donor you twice your twice a week productions are a true breath of fresh air amidst the melodious established media What? Malodorous. Malodorous, like shitty smelling. Bad smelling! It's malodorous good word it's a great word. Malodorous. It's a good one Kurt Lodermaloderous I don't think i've ever written that word out but it's a good word please use the attached donation to carry on your work carry on and thank you for your courage best wishes from the home of the gender binary friendly university of Tennessee You know there was um just staying with that for a moment maybe this is a

1:32:54 a good point to bring it up. On Medium, there's a subgroup and on Medium I'm not quite sure what that is...I mean i know what it is and who runs it but this place where douchebags go post stories the way I see it. I got something to say. Yeah, yeah I think you've summarized it. And so we have real talk with trans people And I do not, I really do not like being put into a group. But I am in the group and I'm cisgendered and this is what... People who are very concerned with pronouns call people like you and I cisgendered. Or AMABs or AFABS, now you and I both AMABS we are assigned male at birth and AFAB of course is assigned female at birth the point that it's being made as there a difference between sex and gender however this whole article is tips on how to talk with trans people how to be in ally

1:33:57 And I do not like... it's a shit cis people say. So now all of the sudden, I'm in group because you put yourself in a group You have to categorize me as cis and there is all the things that you say- Stereotypers man! Okay so here are all the things we as cisgendered A-holes say wrong To trans people okay? Uh... K. Okay. Okay Here's an example. Shit cis people say, what did you used to be called? What's your real name who were you before apparently this is very insulting to say very very insulting because that puts the transgendered in a spot of just being wrong You're just...you're an asshole if you say these things and of course people are only trying to be nice and politically correct

1:34:54 they ruin it. Another thing you cannot say, which is this is a violation you make often shit cis people say oops but you can see how I made that mistake uh I meant she ah sorry this is so confusing for me if you say that you're an asshole hey I got it I got the sense that whatever you do you're an asshole with yeah whoever wrote this but stereotyping me or any...stereotyping in general is not okay. So then we have... These are the same people that complain about stereotyping! Yes, by stereotyping cisgendered it's anyway read the whole thing in the show notes and learn learn you've got the wrong guy I know i don't care I mentioned to someone that uh yeah my partner John he doesn't care he just doesn't care if doesn't want on his face wow that was the wrong thing to say

1:35:46 Well, then you can't be friends with him. I said well guess what? I'm not this is the good news Not my friend There was no comeback for that It's not my friends did this to you yeah uh-huh not yeah just it came up in conversation about trans and it was just Because you know I'm complaining about Caitlyn Jenner being you know fake fake Yeah, fake all right onward You can't be friends with him. That's a good one Yeah, and I said this well guess what? I'm not I just had to deal with them That's actually the answer that's a great answer Here we go Andre Schmid now hold on wait We did didn't we did Andre we did James Schmidt oh, I'm sorry This is Andrew the random number theory whoa

1:36:39 You see, so how many Schmidts have you ever met? And now we have James coming in from Knoxville and Andre. And they both spell their name with a D no D T at the end. Yes. Andre Schmidt in Luzon, Lozan, Luzon Switzerland. Now if the number was the exact same two three four five six then I'd had my mind boom! My mind would've been blown but it was 20349 But its still random numbers stuff going on here because that is just dynamite That's very good. It's like a name that you know... First off, please dedouche me as I've fallen overboard financially these last couple of months A storm full of unexpected expenses hit me Dedouch him please Yes! Deduching on the way! No! You've been de-douched

1:37:24 Please accept my humble donation of $20349 which is comprised of a belated happy birthday to Adam, $51. A mile high club entrance, $5280. Thirty bucks for my 30 day gizmo nation road trip And a swazzle enough because I'll be on the trip not with one but two beautiful girls. Woohoo! Plus 2 plus 0 plus 4 plus 3 equals 9." Right on, whatever that means, I'm happy. I know but busy must have all purpose karma from each of you and the jingle of your choice keep up the fantastic work. I would prefer people come up with their own jingles just it's frying my brain So we do a lot of work behind the scenes you don't see. Just tell us what you want to hear, but I'll choose one.

1:38:12 You've got karma. Whatever happened to that Ebola? How come we're not all dead and the radiation... 10,000 dying a day! And the radiation from Fukushima how come we're not dead?! Oh that was gonna cause it was gonna kill everyone on the west coast Why are we not dead yet I'm so disappointed I don't know i took all that iodine A lot of people died from iodine poisoning Did you buy it from The Seed Man?? I didn't buy any iodine Know what it does. I mean, I know what is for it's a good idea makes your hands yellow sure I don't know if you use too much. I'm sure it doesn't ruin you but it's enough It's just to keep your thyroid so it doesn't Doesn't particularly want to get go into cancer mode which likes to do in the mud drop of a hat well They can find my cursor It's usually attached to your mouse there we go Onward after the random number thing Edward Herrera and Austin Texas

1:39:15 It's your buddy. Don't you know everybody in Austin? Hello, gents! Staying with the theme of Austin Texas with John Lee teased a story about it I'm wondering if either of you can have a good crackpot... You know, I had an Austin Texas clip From a couple shows ago, last show maybe? That I wanted to play. Mmm... Okay So when I teach you can still dig it up because your system is different now. I'm wondering if either of you have a good crack- Austin! Keep going yeah. I wonder if either one of you has a good crack this is interesting. I do have the Austin clip Because my system's different now It's different. It's better. I know it used to be that if it was last week's clip you couldn't play but I noticed you've been playing But its just three minute clip

1:40:00 It's worth it. Right now? No, no! Maybe later in the show. Okay I'm wondering because this is discussable. Because i think its a bogus story like a really... Come on give me break. Alright. I'm wondering if either you have a good crackpot theory about the design of the 33-story Frost Bank building downtown Yeah the owl building we call that right particular how it almost seems owl like when viewed at an angle Could I please get birthday karma for turning 32 years young? Please don't do that. On Friday night, as well as the two drops gggg... 9999. You've now officially crossed over into old manhood No it says GGG on my computer It says 9999 Well maybe it does

1:40:53 And the calm down... and the calm down followed by screaming. I need that screaming clip, by the way. Calm down! There you go. Nailed it You've got karma Yeah We got that! I think that screaming clip is better than- unless its the same one What's that famous one everyone always talks about? The famous one? The famous scream Vanderhelm scream or whatever its called Do you mean the painting Somebody in the chat room will tell him what we're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about This is famous screen scream starts with a V, but I'm always want to say Vander Chuck But it's not that Vaynerchuk yeah Scott Littler in Nashville Tennessee $200 hey citizen shut up science dr K You obey little girl boom shakalaka email with a couple of comments headed to Adam said Well, I don't know about no comments

1:41:52 Do I need to look that up? Nah, go shut up science. You will obey... Alright so it's uh.. What's shut- Oh Shut Up It's Science That's Dr. Kiki right? Yeah Let me see, Shut Up It's Science Uh... yeah is that the one? Yeah And then what else? You Will Obey and Little Girl Okay Let me see if i can do this Shut up already! Science! You've got karma that is the cutest of all this bullshit. That's Nick's kid Nick's little nicks kid when we sound like that much longer Get clips from her why you can mm-hmm? That was it right yeah, that's all she wrote well We do appreciate you stepping up

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1:43:25 I don't know why that tickles me. It's funny And of course we'll have a show on Sunday, and we need all the support We can get to vorac org slash A and obviously you can always be out there doing the very important work for propagating their formula our formula is this? We go out we hit people in the mouth Hey citizen Shut up Let me just restart this. Well, the stupid font on this thing is looks like a nine G I mean it's like a g. Mm-hmm Did you look at the G and there's nine? They're the exact same Yeah That's that's a children and it makes no sense So we want to go to children in first and second grade have problems identifying the difference as well It doesn't yeah it does happen

1:44:26 I have a little drone update if you're interested. Drone again? Yeah, we can drone again but i have a drone update CNN for some reason thought it was interesting to provide us with the drone updates so U.S. intelligence on ISIS inside Syria and Iraq is greatly improving across the board, a US official tells CNN, a combination of more human intelligence on the ground and surveillance aircraft in the air. The result? A series of successful strikes against senior ISIS leadership. Junaid Hussein, the ISIS online mastermind and recruiter killed in Raqqa, Syria last week

1:45:11 Haji Moutaz, ISIS second in command killed outside Mosul two weeks ago. And a late night raid killing Abu Saif, senior leader and financier for ISIS capturing his wife and treasure trove of information. How is it happening? According to the Washington Post CIA is significantly expanding its role in the drone campaign identifying and locating senior ISIS leaders for strikes carried out by US Special Operations Command The expansion of the drone program is based in part on growing concern among U.S officials over the ISIS threat, however it runs counter to the administration's stated goal of reversing the militarization of the CIA and returning it to a solely intelligence role

1:45:55 An effort supported even by many Republicans. That's why they're called the intelligence agency and why we call the armed forces, obviously, the people that are supposed to be carrying out military operations. So there is McCain who wants to be doing the drones himself apparently? Oh yeah! Now this report came out about a week and half ago And since then we now know according to reports that more than 50 5-0 intelligence analysts working out of the CENTCOM, the US Military Central Command have formally complained that their reports on ISIS and Al Qaeda's affiliate there in Syria were being inappropriately altered by senior officials to make it look like we were winning the war against ISIS.

1:46:44 This is a huge offense. I saw this story and had some thoughts on it, I think i just tweeted them That doesn't help the show very much. No, you can talk about it on the show too! Nobody that listens to the shows follows my tweets. You're the only one The real Dvorak for anybody out there, but most of the people are in the cars I think that these guys are all gonna get fired. Mm-hmm And I think that they're making a lot of assumptions. I think they've gotten too big for their analytical britches Do you mean the intelligence guys or the guys who changed the information? No, it was intelligence guys Oh They got to shut the fuck up

1:47:28 Yeah, this is all being done for a purpose. They don't know what the purpose is they're just supposed to gather data and make their reports you're not supposed to get involved with the decision-making or how it's presented to anybody Get back in line! Get back do what you're supposed to do slave Hey did you get the latest um You're a personalized copy of Inspire magazine? No, I don't get Inspire. Oh! Do you want a subscription? No. Because if I give you one then I have chance at winning a free bike through my Grit membership What?! Just kidding Well, I want you to know what the latest is for Inspire magazine. This is your beat this is my beat yes indeed it Is and that's why I download everything and Why I will be picked up as a lone wolf domestic terrorist eventually No, It's more like

1:48:20 Inspire Magazine, known for How to Make a Kitchen... How To Make A Bomb in the Kitchen of My Mom. Which has been touted as just so inspirational for so many of my fellow jihadists is now encouraging lone wolf terrorist attacks on US economic leaders including Bill Gates Michael Bloomberg And Warren Buffett! Oh, I thought there was also Sam Walton. Ed Charles and David Koch? Larry Ellison? Sheldon Adelson? Sam Waltons been dead for a decade. I didn't say Sam Walton did i you said that well that's what it said on the Fox News but I don't uh Jim Walton oh okay it's different yeah so maybe you know it's a G not a nine

1:49:11 Jim Walton, who was one of the heirs to the Walmart. Now this is getting...of course we know this made in Langley they cobbled this thing together and I guess now the idea is to say that you know the jihadis should all kill everybody who's rich And preferably Republican, but you know they kind of... I know they threw in Bill Gates and Michael Bloomberg and Warren Buffett. But you get the Koch brothers, Larry Ellison, Adelson. At what point did people just go this is bullshit?

1:49:51 Although... Well, what's the point? Okay. When I see something like this- What's the point you got to think what's the point? I'm thinking to myself self are they like soliciting money for the retirement CIA old folks home or I mean who's like what is the point of this? Do you have any thoughts? Yeah well let's do it in real time so the presumption is that this a CIA publication That's our presumption. And most people's presumptions... It certainly, the Al-Qaeda guys are going like that's a good mag! That's a good sheet man we can't even come close to making that um I don't know no i really it the list is kind of eclectic you know it's left and right it's supposed to be inspiring to do this

1:50:49 Does it mean that these guys will be talking more about the problem? Because they, you know... Gates and Bloomberg and Buffett. You know they're all kind of vocal I guess Even Ben Bernanke. Gates is the one to be freaked out at most because he got pied once Yeah which is a very aggressive thing yeah you have to get through all security with a pie And then you had to throw in the guy's face and that is just says hey. So the picture, the article has a photo which shows several of these folks that are blood splattered pictures with a dripping gun next to it and they the goal

1:51:32 of this so-called inspirational exercise by killing these people is to derail the revival of the American economy. Now, since when did jihadis all of a sudden care about the economy? And how does that make any sense?! I don't know! It's just gone too far... It doesn't make any sense these guys... I know what it is! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!! Okay. Coke. Coke?? Yeah. The CIA guy sitting around snorting coke. I gotta get out of here. The CIA doesn't use coke That's right, they're drinkers here. I was-I got to get this This was done on that-about the media that crazy show weekend NPR show they had and it was uh Yeah, wait don't tell me Wait wait don't tell them? That's been canceled! That's been canceled i think These are old shows yeah those are old shows

1:52:30 Oh, that's a dumb thing to cancel. It's hilarious! Anyways... I don't think it has been cancelled because those aren't old shows because they have news stories that are contemporary Wait wait don't tell me it hasn't been cancelled You reading that from the-? I'm looking it up now! I am a radio guy Whatever is cancelled or not canceled they had Bob Bear on and there was couple of funny things about it NPR cancels oh wait wait tell me more I'm sorry No no it is wait wait don't tell me Is this saying...? Yeah, they're not cancelled. Bob Bear you know he's our regular... He's the guy in Denver who is an ex-spook supposedly ex So guess what university came from? Berkeley? Gee why does that surprise me I gotta get it was very interesting You told a lot of funny stories Bob Bear yeah I'm sure the guys hilarious

1:53:27 That's why they keep them around us of course of course I was gonna go someplace else with that, but I don't know what they're doing with this This is nonsense. Well it's Yeah, yeah, I think it's irresponsible yes there was a Man, oh, I didn't clip that I'm such a moron Damnit that was part of my whole piece. I was listening to a tweet on the way back. And Jenny Jardin was on the show and she has breast cancer, and I don't think she's in the clear at least not the way she was talking about it. The whole show is weird wasn't about technology was about her growing squash. It was annoying but at a certain point she says I have new religion and it is the science that doctors provide me. It was just whoa! I was completely blown away

1:54:19 that she said that, because I'm on the lookout now for this science is the new religion. And there was a... Yes? I have a whole spiel that i'm going to blow out on the show once they get a couple more items Well I have then a little taste of what it will be like This is um... What was this piece about? Well it was about the Pope and his embracing of technology and intertwining with religion They interviewed Some PR woman from Twitter. And I should say, no actually a PR millennium girl. Millennial girl

1:54:56 who's from Twitter and talking about, you know how great it is. And I just thought it was worth kind of putting into the category of science as the new religion and you can't fight it because that's what's happening. The pontiff otherwise known at Pontifex has over 6 million English-speaking followers alone By the guy! That guy who I predicted months before he became Pope He's verified than I'm not. I mean come on...I'm a pope predictor I predicted the Pope before the smoke. Verify me, Twitter! Tweeting daily messages of inspiration in at least seven different languages and averaging five to ten thousand retweets from followers across the globe. Twitter fits very intuitively with religion.

1:55:40 What more do you need to hear? Twitter fits. It's well, Twitter is just like religion you see go back and play that again Oh wait the sub clip waiting wait until you hear the rest of globe Twitter You know fits very intuitively with religion, you know short messages its way for people to connect with their community John I had no idea short messages has she ever been to a sermon Yeah! Short messages. What is it? She's never been to church. It's a way for people to connect with their community I want to connect with my community, this is just like religion, its perfect You have your flock in your church you have your flock on Twitter Oh kill me now, kill me now Your flock on twitter They should change from followers to flock That would be much better People following you In the Philippines religious tweeters even went so far as to nearly crash Twitter server

1:56:38 So you know that that's bullshit, that the lady said, oh but nearly crashed the server. What is this? You don't nearly crash the server! Overloaded maybe but not crashed. During the papal visit, but the Pope's active Twitter account also attracts naysayers as well. No kidding! Some in the Vatican and Twitter are monitoring Now, Twitter is monitoring when people say ugly things to the pontiff and his flock If you read replies to those discussions on twitter are almost entirely made of trolling comments joking about the non-existence of God. And you know, that could really hurt people's feelings so what do we do? We do have rules if things are violating our rules they are taken down Oh! So Twitter is all in with this religion and someone says something nasty to the holy man then oh if they troll him they have to take it down It will be deleted because we're Twitter we are the new religion like a flock Fuck yo The Archdiocese of Washington sees Francis' visit to the US

1:57:38 as an opportunity to attract a wave of new followers, both inside and outside the Catholic Church. He's speaking these words of hope and inspiration not only for Millennials and young people but anybody who is on social media. And so I think what that does is it brings the words of the church to life, it bring Jesus' voice to life, it brings Pope Francis' voice to life... Now this is because he's really not real like this. He has to bring him to life! Fascinating, because the tech horny amongst us will be all in and say yeah this is great it's just like...it truly is. Tech hornies love this post. They love this story they just loved oh yes Twitter is like religion! It's perfect you have your little sermons you have your flock and this is proof what was going on and its pathetic not quite as pathetic as the two phraseology memes that'll be passed in before this report is over

1:58:37 With the hashtag WalkWithFrancis, churches across DC and Maryland are posting to social media platforms to help document the historic visit. In anticipation of heavy traffic Twitter says it's been making improvements to avoid another global glitch. But at the end of the day, the church is hopeful that the followers' tweets will translate into action. Just one of the better reports I've ever heard. One of the better ones. Everything was in there All right, this is a prediction of sorts. I'm not gonna put in the book The Pope will be dubbed somebody's gonna do some one of us sharp writers. I can't do it I can't do it on the fly. I could almost do but I can hit it I know it's gonna be better than anything. I'll come up with the pope will somehow be dubbed the Something Pope that computer Pope the Twitter Pope the cyber cyber Pope the cyber Pope could be cyber Pope The first cyber Pope Cyber

1:59:35 What is cyber Pope we need alliteration? We're going to do the P the p and maybe it's not the pope at the pontiff the cyber Pontiff Robo, Pope. It'll be something I'm gonna get a name in chat room This is your chance like God the iPod come up with nickname. I hope I pope I like the iPod I hope That's actually not bad or the ePope the iPhone. I think oh I I Got myself an eye Pope today. Which of course soon will be rebranded to Apple Pope because you know we can't just keep using the I, Pope on a rope? Pope on a rope! Electro-Pope... okay uninspiring, uninspiring. Well it'll happen. Yeah yes and this end he's always said he is a part of this new socialist world that New World Order

2:00:31 that were... Yeah, he fits right in. He's doing a great job! He's doing a fantastic job. Everyone loves him But be very aware of this and I'll have to grab that clip of Jenny Jardine it was mind-boggling Mind boggling because i know that she's one of the people Somebody said it yeah I heard it somebody said that's the clip of it but I listened to the show cuz I was driving back from from Galveston. It was, I couldn't finish it was so fun... John get on that ship! So boring. So boring. I think it's funny, it's funny. Science is the new religion. It is true." Well spend a new religion for awhile which is now I think

2:01:20 Peaked with this club with the climate science religion. Yeah, what did I have on that something about that one? I had This was actually That's kind of a long clip Maybe maybe and there was a Bob Guccione jr.. Was on the w2 at TF podcast with Mark Marin yeah And he made a lot of sense but and it was talking about how yeah, I heard that too now Marin is obviously all in on global warming if you listen to his Because Guccione was going on about how they couldn't do any anti... This is the religion. You can't say anything bad against a religion, and so he got almost his editors almost... It's a very good clip you have the clip? I have the clip! Yeah, you want to hear it? Yeah let's play it. When we get tired of it will stop but it was good and I like playing because from another podcast We don't get an opportunity to that very often When I had Discover Magazine my editors quit because I did articles they found politically incorrect

2:02:16 I think, well very early on the whole climate... Now what magazine is his again John? Is it Penthouse? No no Discover. Oh Discover! He was this is not Bob Guccione this is his kid Junior yeah Bob Guccione Jr as I said Change Debate we published an interview with Bjorn Långström I think his name is who was then recognized as one of the leading climatologists in the world I mean people didn't do anything without checking with him first and And he said in this interview, he said you know we don't really have great data on climate change. He says we haven't really been looking for it but ironically in my lab we've been looking at something for seven years every minute of the day, every second of the day for seven years and its sunspot activity. He says that an actual fact we found a correlation of 100% between sunspot activity and the Earth's temperature

2:03:10 So solar storms when they are directed at the earth because of course, they're also not directed to the earth but when they're directly earth influence the temperature 100% correlation, 100%, it's parallel lines for seven years. He says so clearly we're warming up but the sun has a lot to do with it well I had an editor literally quit and others threatened to quit they didn't this was what year? At Discover in the year 2006 or 7 and I remember saying that his crew yeah I had to call it out to him he said listen let me tell you something first of all The magazine is publishing this article word for word and I'm final editing top editing, but it's not you're not denying climate Human responsibility for it But you're presenting I'm presenting another science sites and I said to them in this meeting. I said science the actual definition of science is to prove

2:04:02 a theory wrong. Is that true, John? That doesn't sound right to me. No it is true! If that is the actual definition of science... It's part of the larger definition I thought it was too take someone's theory to prove it wrong or right but to continuously be trying to prove if a theorem is right or wrong. It's part of it yeah I love Mark Maren go mm-hmm He's all in What he's thinking to himself why am i talking to this guy? He's a heathen. He doesn't believe in the climate and the science of sciences in his resolve Oh, why is even telling me this as writers sitting around complaining and stamping their little feet because this was a politically incorrect thing to publish

2:04:48 So they didn't want to be associated with climate change denying. Right, it was even before the phrase came up! It was that early so I said listen, the truth is the truth and the truth about science is that its never black and white. And he says why is only one set of voices should be heard? We know from hearing those ideas I said, you know because they told you but there's a whole nother group by the way very credible who have another point of view that has to be included. So yeah i'm not a um... I'm not denialist You know what? I am a hysteria skeptic. Yeah and when he gets hysterical That's enough. Yeah exactly but the point is well made. I think so but it brings me to another clip

2:05:29 Okie dokie, it's like playing tennis with you today ping-pong baby table tennis so Jerry Brown Climate science really have to go there. Oh this is a good one these two clips are dynamite okay? So Jerry Brown decides that he wants the state he's the governor of California listen a governor Jerry brown We have people in other lands who used to be moonbeams He used to be governor once before. Solely responsible for not having enough reservoir water in California. She's responsible for all the screw-ups, yeah? So he has decided that he wants to make everyone go into California by electric cars and we have to stop using gasoline so he wants to pass a law where we have to use half as much.

2:06:11 Wait a minute, you can only fill up your tank halfway? Well it's just you can only get enough. Your allocation for the year will be half as much. You have to use half as much gas We will have rationing when we get down to it not a problem! If you want milk you will have less milk and less gasoline So his assembly, which you have to remember California's got a Democrat... Hail Apple! Governor, Democratic Senate, Democratic Assembly. They're all Democrats but apparently the assembly decided they can't deal with this so he got very irked by this and I gotta two part of it is him being irked- Step back for second okay

2:06:49 So did he publish an article or was this a speech? Was this a policy proposal that he... It was a law. He tried to get passed A law?! A LAW! Now do you have any information on the background of this, of this law...? Um.... It's written by some guy they would know their background is that Brown is nuts I know, but i want to find the actual law. The clip explains a little bit. Jerry Brown irk part one. Better pill for him to swallow for sure. Jerry Brown was pushing a bill that was going to cut California's oil use in half by 2030 well today the bills offer dropped that mandate after it became clear he just didn't have the votes

2:07:30 Because climate change is not some little, you know issue that of a governor or anybody else here. This is an existential threat to your children In rather angry news conference this afternoon the governor blamed oil companies for gutting the bill But he pledged to keep fighting to reduce California's dependence on fossil fuels Climate change is real! It's real it's real So he goes off... Senate Bill 350 is what this is. Yes, right I knew that It's a proposal to raise billions of dollars for road repairs which we then won't be using because we're out of gas This guy IS crazy He's totally crazy so he goes off and everyone gets kind of freaked out by it but I kinda have an take on it thats more traditional

2:08:17 We're going forward. The only thing different is my zeal has been intensified to a maximum degree, and nothing- Nothing is gonna stop this state from pushing forward on our low carbon fuel standard and our cap and trade and our electric vehicle mandate and all the rest. We're not going the way other states where they can say no you jump through the hoops and then we'll give you a few crumbs. California, never a problem Soon I will make the rounds, I won't doubt you! California, take it away I'll be still again I'm a man of my word, I'll be clean If it's America, it can't be seen And it's all about California, never a problem California, never a problem California, never a problem

2:09:20 Slow clap. Good work, good work! That is JCD to the max ladies and gentlemen You do it every time with the same song, but I still love it. Dead Kennedys. Very nice good mix! But I liked it all the way up to the post that was good Yeah so section 2 Section 1 The legislature finds and declares the governor has called for a new set of objectives in clean energy clean air and pollution reduction for 2030 Remember, what is our website? Is it 2030.org or... I don't know. One of those things that we have sitting there waiting to be exploited! Yeah well i can't remember when and what it was but yes we knew the 2030 is the year that everyone everything's going to happen being used by politicians like Jerry Brown The objective these objectives consists of the following one To increase from 33% to 50%. The procurement of our electricity from renewable sources

2:10:25 which would be burning trees or nuclear, which actually nuclear isn't even renewable it's just clean. It is reusable to reduce today's petroleum use in cars and trucks by up to 50%. He says up to you which is fudgy-wudgy so could be 40% up to squishy squashy doofus yeah that's great well Was Elon Musk on Colbert last night? I didn't have time to watch it, i was preparing for this show. Yeah, i didn't watch either...I watched the first one The first one was terrible He's got not enough guests It's not funny! It's just not funny Like Colbert but this show is not funny And he's nervous Well yeah and the set is like from Ellen

2:11:19 Like a vasectomy guy. It's like Ellen show, it's got this kind of soft pastel-y thing... The theme song was like what the hell is this theme song? It was for a morning show! Yeah, it did have no punch. It was lame. Hey, while we're on moonbeams... Wait first before that a big report from Miami, NBCMiami.com although I couldn't find the video report Headline study! We are shifting to fewer weaker Atlantic hurricanes Oh yes. Oh wait a minute. Yes

2:11:59 A new but controversial study from Colorado State University asks if an end is coming to the busy Atlantic hurricane season of recent decades. Well, no it's been over for a decade! But okay... The Atlantic looks like it's entering into a new quieter cycle of storm activity. Like in the 70s and 80s, two prominent hurricane researchers wrote Monday in the journal Nature Geoscience Now I'm okay with this being a scientific piece of work because you're supposed to challenge the status quo. And they say, hey look our research shows that it's not going to happen that way. The only problem is when we point out the obvious that it hasn't been...we haven't had huge hurricanes for a decade then were conspiracy theorists climate change deniers and you hate the Jews or whatever. It's always something like that

2:12:51 So, okay. I guess that climate change is going to skip and El Nino is also going to skip the hurricane season? I don't know. But here's Tom Vilsack... for some reason I keep picking up clips on him because he's our Secretary of Agriculture You recall he was talking about the government fully committing to, committing the slaves in their schule to three meals a day and a snack. Which of course will make them mistrustful of their parents and pretty much divorce the kids from their parents. Make them good little human resources for the state for the Uberlords of the state and now you know... For State Exploitation! Now he has some ideas on how you can get kids to eat their veggies. Yes, I said veggies Sometimes by naming particular vegetables with cool names it- You can actually encourage young people to participate and take more of carrots than they would otherwise do So he's giving parenting advice now John but have reared a few children?

2:13:53 I have reared one. But what if you were taking the advice of our Secretary of Agriculture to help kids take carrots into their digestive system and you want to give it a cool name, yeah? What would the name be and what would the tactic be that you use to convince the children, and I will give you a hint. It's a huge lie so he is not just saying make up a cool name but actually lie to your children what do you think that would be? A carrot named to sucker some kid into eating carrots with...I mean you can make him eat carrots by pureeing them and then putting a lot of butter in there yeah that will usually do a little salt

2:14:40 But if you wanted to just make him eat a carrot, like a raw carrot or even a cooked carrot and you wanted to give it a fancy name. No but a cool name... A cool name! And mind you there he doesn't say it but you also are going to lie to your children Okay I'd say Super C of carrots than they would otherwise take if you tell them that it's x-ray carrots, that they'll have x-rays vision by eating carrots. There ya go! What? Yeah, you say they're X-Ray Carrots and get x-ray vision by eating them You don't want to tell the kids this! But crap all the time... So but you have to take the two in sequence Hey man I ate the carrots i can't see through anything Where the government now wants to feed your children

2:15:26 And apparently they're going to be telling your children these are x-ray carrots kids. They give you X ray vision This is what this is the government Is bad That they'll have x-rays a vision with painting carrots It may be the way in which is displayed. It maybe the way in which who was serving it there maybe opportunities for Contests and so forth that can encourage contest more participation Hey everybody welcome to see you 100 call at 100 a you need some carrots today tell me what's going on? Hello, it's your quanda hey, it's your quanda how are ya doing if you had your carrots today I had carrots but don't you know they have x-ray vision They are X ray carrots

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2:31:07 A Kansas jury is recommending the death penalty for a white supremacist who attacked Jewish sites last year. Frazier Glenn Miller shot and killed three people, and said he wanted to kill Jews but it turned out that none of the victims was Jewish in court today. Miller told the jury he didn't care what they decided and he gave the Nazi salute. He should be killed for being stupid! What a moron! He gave the Nazi salute? You mean hail apple?! That what he did? No, hail apple's different. Not much. Hail apple is the fist straight in the air. By the way I have noticed this and I've noticed this...I think I saw an example of this on CBS who was not in on Trump

2:31:53 Instead of running a... there's so much video on Trump, right? I mean it's just tons of it. And they just decided they're talking about Trump and they show us still image instead of a video And it was very subtle. You wouldn't catch it right away if you're no agenda, you know mindset... ...you probably would have caught it but he was waving to the audience It was just a still shot with a bunch of people gathered around him and said oh He draws a lot of big crowd and is waving but in a funny way that wave looked like a Hitler salute Yeah. And I was because I was thinking, why are they showing us still? You know, I need to read something to you hold on a second the TV well so this whole Donald Trump is Hitler thing which we identified early on yeah let me just find this for a second So one of my Obama bot friends who has not been to the dinner but she's she's She's a good girl and then she was writing something about Trump Let me just find it It's on Facebook Of course where all the good stuff happens

2:32:54 And here it is. Well, there's a whole bunch of things now Donald Trump isn't an embarrassment to our country He's an indictment of it the fact that he is the conservative front-runner for the highest job in the land with absolutely zero experience Flaunting a ticket of unbridled bigotry xenophobia and misogyny clearly shows everything that is wrong with the USA They're buying at hook line and sinker But I'm just...I want to find where was the Hitler thing? Those people are voting for Hillary anyway But it's, I find it sad. Here it is and oh It's about the handwritten note that Trump sent to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar which was you know like a non story who gives a crap? I'm not even gonna read the note It's that that's not interesting but the comments That here it is. What did he say in this? I don't know anything about this note Non event Oh okay

2:33:52 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had written in an op ed for the Washington Post, took issue with the infuriating media manufacture narrative that Bernie Sanders is to the left where Trump is to the right. But anyway, so Trump sent him a note back and said you know this is why people hate you, you're stupid something like that Oh but here it is Kareem not... fucking popovers Now I know why the press always treated you so badly they couldn't stand you The fact is you don't have a clue about life and what has to be done to make America great again Best wishes Donald Trump Yeah, so that's funny. You know just like that's it's not horrible But here's my I call her my friend and she's responding to

2:34:38 to one of the other commenters, that the media is either ignoring or has been bullied by his Trump tactics into looking the other way when it comes to spotlighting the effect that Trump is having on his base and exactly who his base is. Giggling at the audacity and sheer lack of self-control on Trump's part is probably not a warranted response I should be—and am—terrified of this man." Are you kidding? Yes. They're terrified that Trump will be cut here, so she's responding to this I'll just go halfway. I wish the media didn't get so caught up in the humor of the absurdity of Trump's behavior This is Obama bots posting on Facebook they overlook and underestimate The really dangerous and ugly people that he's emboldened He has been endorsed by neo-nazi groups in white supremacist organizations

2:35:24 I really don't think he stands a chance, but there are so many people who think that way and admire his arrogance and coarseness concerns me. The media should be shining a light on that rather than making light of his egomaniacal behavior There really is nothing funny about the way he thinks and the people who follow him We're all gonna die! These people really think that Trump is leading the Nazi party or something. Well, they've always thought the Republican Party was the Nazi party anyway so it falls right into their narrative. Their pre-definition of the world... Well there are people like this who are being frightened every single day in fact this in Arizona

2:36:05 Now, the report is...they have nothing. This is why the report is all man-on-the-street stuff which is all really a bit sketchy but apparently someone's shooting up or throwing breaks onto the I10. They're shooting in Phoenix? Yeah on the I10 But what's interesting is that the report sets it up as domestic terrorism Yet the police constable or whatever doesn't actually use the word domestic. In Arizona fears are growing that a sniper could be on the loose taking aim at drivers on the highway, The 10th incident in 12 days today and authorities say at least half of the vehicles

2:36:44 Targeted were hit by gunfire state police calling it a case of domestic half the other half or hereby bricks and other things which could be totally unrelated terrorism And our there's domestic terrorism national correspondent Miguel Almaguer has the latest hey Miguel Tonight many drivers are asking is this the most dangerous roadway in the nation? The I-10 through Phoenix, Arizona. Vehicles have been targeted by gunfire or projectiles this rear window shattered this afternoon the driver not injured but rattled somebody will get hurt or somebody will get killed if this continues. The director of transportation is warning the public be vigilant anytime that you have multiple shootings against

2:37:27 American citizens on a highway. That's terrorism, they're trying to frighten or kill somebody but he doesn't actually say domestic terrorism so it's just kind of being floated into the domestic terrorism realm. The rash of shootings in Phoenix began August 29th seven incidents along Interstate 10 Hey John why do you think he's yelling at us? It chops it grinds Why is he yelling at us? Three others in the area He's yelling! Be afraid be afraid be afraid The one location hasn't been disclosed At least five vehicles were hit by gunfire shattering windows and headlights. Yeah, they did a shitty job on this Where's all the sound effects? CNN does is so much better I'll sweeten up his he needs to sweeten this up a little bit. I'm gonna say this is no good

2:38:18 Hold on, let me just get this ready. My goodness I can't believe and they haven't they don't have any of the you know like this They need to put that in there these guys need the curry devour our consulting group against American citizens on a highway That's terrorism They're trying to frighten or kill somebody The rash of shootings in Phoenix began August 29th seven incidents along interstate 10 three others in the area though one location hasn't been disclosed I came literally...

2:39:07 24 to 36 inches from losing my life. Literally 36 inches from losing my life alone on the road when he heard the single gunshot when they found a bullet in the seat like right behind me, yeah I near almost fainted hundreds of thousands passed through this stretch of urban roadway every day drivers here are on edge it's cowardly it's It's not right. Even our cameras are questioned as they stop to record video along the interstate. Janelle Branick remembers the Beltway sniper from when she lived in Maryland 13 years ago. I know

2:39:45 This guy's yelling and screaming. I know, he's yelling! He's the worst guy. NBC has these kinds of reporters... Richard Engel is a shouter. He shouts at you. Shouters? Pukers! And what really bothers me is that they have these like you said the man on the street thing this was developed Adam Curtis did a little movie about how the news media has gone we talked about this a lot on the show The news media has gone and finds, just find some random guy on the street. You find some dummy in Texas and let him say something and you make that part of your news report instead of it...you know screw having experts. Let's see what the public thinks about this." It doesn't bother me so much because he gets so used to it but when you start, when you use that as a basis for quoting

2:40:30 I find it very, very disturbing and this is what Bill Maher did on his last show. And then he does, it quotes somebody who called into a radio show. Any random person can call into a radio show and say whatever they want. They're not... You can't intellectually be honest intellectually and quote them you don't know if they're Democrat posing as Republican, you have no idea! Then to associate the guy with Republican when you don't know It's just to me, this is really the basic disturbing aspect of this A-hole. But listen to this. What about camps? Maybe we could have camps. There was a guy on the radio who said that the other day. We should if they stay and there and we try to send them back and they don't go, we should make them slaves like Germany. The problem that the Republicans have is that it's bad rhetoric. It's divisive. And he's their guy

2:41:29 He's their guy. He's their guy." What's divisive is you, lady? Who was that? Some local politician from Washington who is trying to run for Congress... Okay so most importantly what has happened in society and get my nation proper here the United States right up front you're given these phony baloney choices right left red blue Democrat Republican You know, it's just phony baloney choices. The Jets the Rams whatever...it's all dumb choices and you think that you're living your life but you're not! Did you see any of the Planned Parenthood? John and I have a pretty big expose coming up that we are working on about Planned Parenthood. Enough said there i think? Yeah I think so. Pretty interesting to both of us jarring

2:42:26 Yeah, yeah. It's only jarring for a second and you go oh wait a minute. Yeah makes total sense but I need to get up to speed on a few things John is little ahead of me. I just want make sure we have as much of the facts down as possible which will be good it'll because very no agenda deconstruction analysis meanwhile there were hearings on the hill HOH H-O-T-H hearings on the hill about Planned Parenthood and funding or defunding. And this guy Franks, he's a Republican from... where is he from? I think he's from Arizona And I just loved his news-biteable little sound clip here that is just... The guy's really good. Theater of the mind, ladies and gentlemen. One of these videos describes an incident where one of Planned Parenthood employees calls one of the younger employees over to witness something that was quote kind of cool unquote That one of the baby's hearts was still beating

2:43:30 The older employee then said, quote. Okay this is a really good fetus and it looks like we can procure a lot from it Is that a good show title? Really Good Fetus Could we use that as the show title? No maybe not. Gross We're going to procure a brain unquote And then using scissors together the two employees starting at the baby's chin cut upward through the center of this child's face and pulled out the baby's little brain placed in a container where it could later be sold. Mr Chairman, I find it so crushingly sad that the only time this little baby was ever held by anyone in his short life was by those who cut his face open and took his brain." Oh genius! I don't know why it makes me laugh

2:44:24 You're a sick man. I am clearly is sick, man! But it's just... We got bigger fish to fry is what I'm thinking but okay. There was something amis with some of this stuff yeah we have no agenda this is yours I believe you could like the harp on it there is a no-agenda meme that is expressed by the black intellectual Thomas Sowell Hold on less than 10 minutes ago Okay, and see if you can spot it now this he showed up by soul is a syndicated columnist that has always been like the number one voice of the right-wing black guy and He showed up on Hannity and he dropped the no agenda meme in there. And I said oh ha what's what's the clip? What would be called his Thomas Saul soul soul soul. Okay gotcha Lives matter

2:45:23 Then he apologized for saying all lives matter, but what do you what is one of those booze tell you professor? I think that this is a movement which has his desire to have power and prominence and it Logic doesn't mean much to them And I'm afraid that no lives really matter Very nice very nicer hashtag. No lies matter about isn't indeed He's clearly a listener good guy The eight more days, John. More days? Lesson! The flying burrito! I don't like the flying burrito... It's not quite sexy enough for the Airstream

2:46:20 But I want to give us a little update on what the plan is for the I Love Laundry tour, taking the show on the road coming to a couple states really. We're going to make it short and we're going to turn around do something you know then...we're not gonna get up to Canada! I'm not gonna get up to Canada. This first leg of the tour should i give you a little rundown of what the plan is? Are you one of those guys who can get kind of close to Canada and say, hell with it. I'm going to Canada? No no because i have to be in New York October 2nd for the uh for the panel I'm on...the future broadcast radio at that time. Are you one of those people who can say to yourself instead of making this run up the gut I'm gonna take the trailer to New York! I looked at it and I won't-I won't be able to make unless I drive 10 hours a day

2:47:09 So unfortunately left right tomorrow. Well, I have other obligations John but unlike you know popular Conception and I have a life well That's a shame I know But I have the air stream is mine to use so we can use it You do the best work on the East Coast you know really? Mm-hmm well And I'm going to definitely go to New York with it of course, but let me give you little rundown so the idea is Friday the 18th, leave Austin and I'll drive about six and a half to seven hours and arrive in Lubbock Texas which is beautiful.

2:47:55 It's on the way, but Lubbock Texas and I'm thinking we can We could do a meetup. That's the wine growing area mm-hmm We could do a meet up we could you meet out right Friday evening yeah Then Saturday I leave love it now of course I can only drive about five miles And I arrive in Santa Fe New Mexico Ben then at that point by will be doing prep for the, because I'm driving myself you know so i can't do stuff while driving. Then on Sunday of course do the show after the show I'd like to do a meet up in Santa Fe then leave Monday... So your not taking Tina The Keeper? She's joining up with a tour later stay with me. Okay. Tina The Keeper yeah no and she's

2:48:39 Crazy? She has a job. So she can't just take off anytime she wants. Oh, you can do the job from VPN? No no You know and children depend on it so no Then so Sunday would do the show then have the meetup then leave Monday morning And I drive another five six miles up to Colorado Springs you driving 5-6 miles. That's not 56 hours there was 322 miles sorry five six hours five five five miles So call this I'll be Monday, and then we'll do

2:49:17 A meetup, I think. Yeah a meetup we can do a meet up in Colorado Springs now Bad Chad who lives in Boulder the idea was on Monday...I'm sorry Tuesday to go from Colorado Springs to Boulder but I'm gonna pick up Tina the Keeper in Denver at the airport she's gonna fly in Now the thing that's up in the air is Bad Chad, who is our guy there in Boulder. He's going to be in Durango so maybe I'll go to Durango instead we'll have to see what goes on there. Well Boulder where you want to go! We will find out what happens but then were in Boulder and we will do a meetup Tuesday 22nd leave Boulder on Wednesday for Yellowstone

2:50:03 Now that's a long trip, that's eight hours. But Tina the keeper can drive so you can do part of the drive so I can do part of the prep etc. Then we want to be in Yellowstone for the show Thursday. And of course, when we arrive Wednesday I've got to make sure we have the right connectivity there is a park campground in Yellowstone that apparently has Verizon LTE they got an antenna on site if not it'll be the first time i test out the Yagi antenna and the booster and you know I'm leaving some room because if it all sucks then we'll have to drive somewhere to where this connectivity staying in Yellowstone Thursday and Friday, leave Yellowstone Saturday to Salt Lake City. That's another six hours. Salt Lake City then do the show on Sunday and a meetup and I dropped Tina off she's gonna go back because she just staying for the Denver and

2:51:03 Yellowstone. Has she been to Yellowstone? No, no neither have I so that's why we invited her. You'll love Yellowstone. That's what I said let's go have some fun in Yellowstone then Sunday... We should have dinner in the Big Lodge. Dinner in the Big Lodge noted then Monday leave Salt Lake City. Now it's just going straight back now I'm going as fast as i can to get back in time for the prep and the show on Wednesday, I'll go back through Albuquerque we have a night in Albuquerque Tuesday leave Albuquerque and then go back via Lubbock if I can make it all the way to Austin but probably won't arrive until Wednesday afternoon then we do the show Then Thursday night again on our plane fly to New York for this thing in Syracuse

2:51:49 Come back. I hope I can get back Friday night, otherwise Saturday... Prep and then show and then we're back on the schedule and then we'll have to figure out the next leg of the tour." You're wearing me out! I'm putting some serious work into this you know? This is for reals Yeah, it sounds like an ordeal. Well an ordeal or just super fun you know and so we're bringing the show to you So so we won't make a Canda Navy at this time but we can do it on the next trip I've just got a planet of just I had I promise The bummers I promised this thing in New York And I can't I can't get out of it deal yeah if You have to be on one of the off days so I can fly in and fly out If you go to Saskatoon

2:52:37 Plan to go to Saskatoon which you may not be able to do because it's gonna be winter can't make it Oh, oh you mean in okay? Yeah, maybe maybe maybe next spring. Maybe maybe maybe yeah I'll fly in yeah somehow. I'm supposed to believe this oh no absolutely guaranteed. I would put it down and writing hmm It's on my bucket list so saskatoon is the Paris of Canada it is indeed And I want to go there ok all right then

2:53:14 We'll have a nice Canadian meetup if I read two or three people show up And that would be cool. Well, we will count on it. Okay so that is in the works I have uh I'm excited you know I think I've figured out how to do everything and I could control the trailer It's all good and I'm looking forward to meeting y'all out there and of course what i'd like to have not given you the schedule but like that some people organize these meetups because we need all the help we can get on doing that. Yeah, well if you need all the help you can get driving around those mountains in Colorado yeah I could use a lot of help for a lot of things That's why I'm in therapy We're working on it And that wraps up

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