Topic: Tour

A long list of birthday donations for Adam is read, including several "boob" ($80.08) and "ham" ($73.13) themed amounts. One donor provides Bitcoin stats and warns about the potential for stablecoins to be turned off. The hosts fantasize about a motorcycle sidecar tour of the various small towns mentioned by their producers across America.

The Steve Miller Band canceled a 31-concert North American tour, citing extreme weather risks including heatwaves and flooding. CNN's Bill Weir reported that rising insurance costs for outdoor festivals are making tours prohibitive. Critics suggest poor ticket sales may be the actual cause. The hosts mention Miller's membership in the Bohemian Grove and a recent wage theft lawsuit filed by workers at the exclusive club.

Viscountess Dame Meowdison provides "boots on the ground" regarding Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, addressing rumors of "witchcraft" in her performances. Another producer, Dave from Ohio County, sends a humorous "Opposite Day" donation note, sarcastically claiming the show is terrible and Joe Biden is mentally healthy.

Science reports suggest Taylor Swift fans are experiencing "transient global amnesia" due to sensory overload and emotional stress during concerts. The hosts compare this to their own experiences at high-intensity events, with one host recounting seeing Jimi Hendrix six times. They suggest the "Swift Op" involves mind control through strobe lights and rapid costume changes to influence young voters.

Seismologists reported that fans at a Taylor Swift Eras Tour concert in Seattle's Lumen Field generated seismic activity equivalent to a 2.3 magnitude earthquake. Professor Jackie Kaplan-Auerbach analyzed data showing identical rhythmic patterns over two nights, attributed to the crowd's synchronized dancing and jumping. The hosts express skepticism regarding the timing of the report, suggesting the "SwiftQuake" narrative may be a recycled media gimmick used for concert promotion.

Reports have surfaced of Taylor Swift fans experiencing "amnesia" after attending her Eras Tour concerts, claiming they cannot remember large portions of the performance. While some attribute this to sensory overload and high emotional states, others jokingly suggest "MKUltra" style hypnosis. The phenomenon is also viewed as a potential marketing tactic to increase the mystique of the live experience.

Senator Bernie Sanders faced criticism during his "It's Okay to Be Angry About Capitalism" book tour for selling tickets through Ticketmaster for as much as $95. Sanders defended the pricing, claiming the decisions were made by the publisher and that he does not personally profit from the events. Additionally, Sanders reiterated his support for Bill Gates' proposal to tax robots, arguing that technology should benefit workers through reduced work weeks rather than just increasing corporate profits.

Critics allege a "scheme" to plant loyal members in positions of power to create an international community and a one-world government. Meanwhile, the U.S. government launches a "national vaccination tour" to encourage people to take the shot, despite concerns about long-term health implications. The segment highlights the "aggressive action" taken by the government and the perceived division between those who live "free from fear" and those who do not.

Japan announced it will reopen to tourists from select countries, including the United States, starting June 10th. However, visitors are not permitted to roam freely and must sign up for strictly monitored guided package tours that include pre-arranged transportation and accommodation.

The hosts review the artwork submitted for recent episodes, correcting a "stolen valor" error regarding the winner of episode 1453. Tantaniel is credited for the winning art, while other submissions featuring Elon Musk and the "BLT community" are discussed for their humor and technical execution.

A host shares a personal story about attending a live-streamed funeral for his Aunt Meg, who was a highly decorated officer on the Russian desk for the CIA. He recalls her being a fan of the show and her perspective on political figures like Fareed Zakaria.

Saudi Arabia is reportedly considering selling oil in currencies other than the U.S. dollar, a move that would threaten the petrodollar system. Simultaneously, Vladimir Putin announced that Russia will only accept rubles for gas payments to "unfriendly" countries, causing the ruble's value to spike. In the sports world, golfer Phil Mickelson will miss the Masters following controversial comments about the Saudi-backed breakaway golf league.

A care package from Dame Jennifer included notes from long-time producers, including Chris Willis, who has followed the show since the Bush administration. The segment featured "Dealer's Choice" jingles and reflections on the importance of decentralized media.

Chris Bergstrom, performing as "Chris Vox" in the band Hairball, was knighted after multiple large donations. He shared his experience as a touring musician during the pandemic and how he transitioned from Joe Rogan's podcast to No Agenda. He offered his professional vocal talents for future show jingles.

Dame Angela, a high-end commercial and event producer in Las Vegas, was recognized for her contributions to the show and her expertise in the casino industry. She previously assisted the hosts with arrangements in Las Vegas, demonstrating the deep professional network within the No Agenda producer community.

Musician Steve Walsh, a stand-up bass player in a New Orleans jazz band, donated to the show and discussed applying the "Value for Value" model to live music tips. Walsh is embarking on a tour through Atlanta, New York, Cleveland, and Chicago. He suggested that musicians should ask audiences what the show was worth rather than simply asking for tips.

A discussion of the show's album art leads to an explanation of how "Wonder Bread" style white bread is manufactured. Drawing on experience as an air pollution inspector, a host describes the "balloon bread" process where a small amount of dough is puffed up with air in humidifiers before baking.

Golfer Jon Rahm was forced to withdraw from the Memorial Tournament while holding a six-stroke lead after testing positive for COVID-19. The withdrawal cost Rahm a potential $1.6 million prize and sparked confusion as he appeared asymptomatic. The hosts speculate on whether the disqualification was influenced by betting interests or Rahm's Spanish nationality.

During Joe Biden's "Build Back Better" train tour, a campaign sign fell off the podium while Jill Biden was speaking. The sign appeared to be cheaply constructed with gaffer tape and styrofoam. Joe Biden was also seen becoming distracted by a passing express train during the event.

Long-time supporter Sam Leung contributed to a fund for a potential studio tour, prompting a debate about the use of non-disclosure and non-disparagement agreements. One host jokingly demanded an NDA to prevent the other from "talking trash" about the studio's condition.