Topic: Phil Mickelson

Saudi Arabia is reportedly considering selling oil in currencies other than the U.S. dollar, a move that would threaten the petrodollar system. Simultaneously, Vladimir Putin announced that Russia will only accept rubles for gas payments to "unfriendly" countries, causing the ruble's value to spike. In the sports world, golfer Phil Mickelson will miss the Masters following controversial comments about the Saudi-backed breakaway golf league.

The hosts examine the trend of celebrity drug endorsements, such as Phil Mickelson for Enbrel. They also mock Dr. Drew's "Celebrity Rehab" for treating marijuana addiction with heavy psychiatric medications like Abilify.