1:51:47 said, you know what? Whatever it's worth to you. And that's very subjective $5 could be a lot to you 500 maybe nothing but whatever that value is we'd like you to send it to us and with that We will thank some of our well not some all of our executive producers and associate executive producers who always get their note read and we kick it off with sir data ops the Wisconsin millennial from Madison, Wisconsin With one of our favorite donation amounts, 345.67 in the morning I become a baronet with this donation! I'd love a dogs are people too jingle... uhhhh....with some karma Love is lit sir data ops the Wisconsin millennial Should we do um Asian Dogs Karma then to kind of top that off? I think it'll sound cool. Dogs are people too
1:52:40 Thank you very much. Sir DataOps, we'll see you at the titling ceremony Sam Onen in Eden Prairie Minnesota comes in with 333 33 and he says one thing and one thing only Thanks You're welcome What do we have a note for the next one? I don't think so Yeah We Do from James Scherf Okay, yeah. He's got he's on there 333 33 from Addison Illinois and he says thanks for all you do your insights are spot-on Spot on is British ISM Can I get a screw your freedoms in a dose of karma that? I will bottle for future use the bottled karma will be stored in my wine cellar next to the bottle of
1:53:37 prisoner. There's a wine called Prisoner. Is there one called Prisoner? I think so well of course we got that for you James screw your freedom Screw your freedoms. You've got karma! And I will mention that the next one on the list, you'll take the one after that because this is Madison McClure in Park City Utah came in with 333-33 and I could find no email from a Madison or a McClure. No neither could I but I'm sure she will send it to us after the fact Sandy McMahon... I hope its the she you don't know Madison Baumgardner the pitcher for the Giants as a male. I'm just an assuming white guy
1:54:15 Sandi McMahon 333 dot 33 favorite executive producer amount Nelson British Columbia, Canada this executive producer donation is to mark a few important landmarks in my life and Issue a warning to producers first and foremost is though. I've been on a subscription for a while now I have never been deduced and I don't want to die this way You've been deduced And Sandy says thanks, that's better. First a big thank you to No Agenda and all its producers for creating this tiny island of free and critical thinking in the world increasingly underwater under duress and under magical spells brought to us by Illuminati-fed mainstream media We meet people every day who have... This is good content I mean if you want had to sit down and write it we wouldn't write this
1:55:03 I like this. We meet people every day who have lost their wits and their way as these dark currents pull more and more of us under no agenda is more important now than ever for helping to rescue people from oblivion thanks especially to Paul and Connor at The City for hitting me in the mouth truly i can't thank any of you enough so you all know the couple who know agendas together stays together well the uh obverse is true also. My wife used to enjoy my big amygdala, as it began to shrink however thanks to its exposure to the show and the mammoth lies about COVID and the jabs that followed she increasingly lost interest despite my attempts to prove the smaller amygdalas are at least this much fun share She'd always considered me a bit of a crackpot in a conspiracy theorist but once she learned that there was conspiracy therapy available well...she just wrote me off
1:55:55 Wow. The show and the critical thinking it encourages was just too dangerous to the ideas and worldview she depended on so much, besides what wife can stand to have a husband with a smaller amygdala than her own? The result is I'm now alone with my shrunken amygdala in need of... Oh God! This is not a good note. You said it was. I thought it was a good note until I got to this part. So Noah Jen... Well you know what Dodge the bullet brother. The result is that I am now alone with my shrunken amygdala and in need of some house-buying karma as i'm looking for A place of My own and the absolute madhouse of the kootenay housing market, I would also love to hear jcds Dogs in a stroller if that's an actual tune and not just a jingle Would you mind playing it at the end of the show? Yeah, you got it
1:56:44 I think of that every time i see a dog in the stroller snuggly or handbag and laugh my head off. It's almost as good as my neighbor shoveling his walk alone, and in minus 10 wearing a mask! Thanks for your tireless efforts the truth has never been so funny sincerely Sandy McMahon Nelson British Columbia." And that was $333.33 Canadian micro dollars even though that does not translate to an executive producership we do recognize your dollary dos and dollarets And thank you very much for that. Now, I'm sorry to hear this Sandy but I think possibly it might be good long term you never know it works in strange and mysterious ways here's your house buying karma. You've got karma Yeah It's always hard to hear that but at the same time there was other things that are going on that cause these rifts not the show Yes is not just a show not just the show
1:57:40 Not just the show. Chap Williams came in again this, this show with 330-333 333 dot 33 and it... This is a bank check that comes in and I keep looking for a note or something from him And he has yet to see one and I just want to say thanks chap He's like a sustaining subscriber at three three three dot three three Really? Yeah, it's just every time I go through the checks that come in so i can put them into the spreadsheet and there's this three-three. There's chap Williams again! Well we should make that a standard option then perhaps? From Edmond Oklahoma yeah well he might be an oil guy who knows... We just talked about the fact that value for value can only be determined by the person receiving the value you know like getting a lot of value obviously yeah well thank you very much chap
1:58:33 Thank you, chap. Now we go to Round Rock Texas home of the new tornadoes Allison Ostrander 324.22. She got the donation of just in time! In the morning, Adam and John first and foremost I'd like to thank you for THE best podcast in the universe The donation for 324.22 is in honor of today's podcast date three two four two too Also to ask for jingles now in case it takes a second to find Whoopin' with the Constitution bugs I love bugs bomb them bomb them bomb them amazing and little goryeh NA jobs Karma for all I must say. I'm so thankful for this podcast when Ukraine first started to happen It is easy to forget how quickly you can get sucked into the fear But I knew I needed to listen no agenda for the true analysis and big picture point of view and once again, I'm so glad I did
1:59:22 It literally helped calm my soul. This show has kept me sane over the many, many years I've been listening and I am mournful for the day that y'all stopped the podcast heaven forbid! I continue to wonder how I'm going to keep my own human resources from getting sucked into the brainwashed narrative once they get older so somebody please think of the children and keep this going Anyway, I knew y'all kept me sane through the COVID and now this nonsense. So it is my duty to make another donation as I work my way up to Damehood on a side note. I would appreciate a big jobs karma. Oops! I'm glad you said that because I had just regular and if you want big we'll go big for ya. On top of being a trader myself, I also teach others how to trade options in the stock market get out
2:00:12 Most importantly, I teach people about risk so they don't blow out their entire account or life savings. Yes options is a good way to do that and have a class coming up was commodity options are the real way to go broke fast Yeah No kidding because all of sudden you have to take delivery of a whole bunch of corn Sucks. I know somebody who traded soybeans and actually took delivery. No, of the soybean? Like how many bushels? They were so adamant about it that they... There's a story just not absolutely sure this story is true but we have to explain how options work in brief just to make it work well options are just you're
2:00:51 Explaining how they work is another issue. No, but just the general concept… You buy and sell futures what these things are going to sell for in the future and it's a way of stabilizing your market so people don't pay too much first products over time. It's a way of smooth – it's a smoothing mechanism that seems to work while people get to gamble at the same time. And so this guy bought these soybean futures and he was so irked about the fact that they went down, that he took... He said they're worth more than this. So he took delivery had him delivered to his basement and then as the weather changed because it was getting turning cold... They sprouted!
2:01:29 No, they swelled up and took the house off its foundation. No this that I'm telling you this is supposedly a true story Okay Is this one of these and then she scratched the bump and will get all spiders came out? Is that one of these stories? Just telling ya Took the house off its foundation okay This is the content people who skipped the donation segment are missing You're really missing a good one. Anyway, Allison has a class coming up this Saturday anyone curious to learn about what I'm teaching Saturday feel free to watch this webinar and you'll find that at simpler trading dot-com slash spot dash replay Also small world but awhile ago. I did a podcast on
2:02:14 I did a podcast, The Disciplined Investor with Andrew Horowitz. Who I did not realize prior to the call was the same Andrew Horowitz who does DH Unplugged Podcasts with you John! It's still one of his best media bits i have done to date for my job knowing that I could talk to someone real and exchange an in-the-morning with instead of a talking head uh...of big pharma Thank you again for all you do, sharing your personal experiences deconstruction and comedic humor our comedic stylings and banter truly make this the best podcast in the universe. And I will continue to do my job of hitting people in the mouth thanks for all the hard work karma for all hope this email finds y'all well love and lit you get out there and whoop Obama's behind! Whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping with a glass of kusha!
2:03:12 Steve Bannstra's up next from Sir BNA-Bianadstra
2:03:50 in Nashville, Tennessee. And he writes, ITM boys I drink a lot of coffee especially when I'm at work yesterday I purchased a coffee at three different airports and each purchase came to exactly 301. I love it when that happens My first thought was that I should pay 301 play 301 in the Lotto my second thought was that the universe doesn't believe in handouts like The Lotto stimulus checks and universal basic income. What it's really trying to tell me is that I'm overdue for a donation so here it is." Nice! And then he says, didn't realize this was his scope but he says uh... Here it is living in, living lit Steve Banstra in Nashville. Now he's living lit, thats a new one, I like that
2:04:42 We go to our associate executive producers. I don't have any, I will look up the ad and see if there's anything from Michael Gaff Yes, you can keep reading. He's at $215 from Candler North Carolina We'll see if we can find the note we move to Sir Ron Norin Black Knight in Fluten The Netherlands two hundred dollars sad puppy in the newsletter getting hotel room 33 last Monday and my wife meeting sir Hendrick during a stroll Okay universe I know what to do keep up the excellent work gentlemen no jingles No karma Sir Ron Noren black knight And we appreciate that very much. Dame... Oh, here's Dame Kenny Benn!
2:05:22 Not just continue contributing time and talent but treasure as well. East Haven, Connecticut $200 in the morning John and Adam a show day on my much older brother's birthday meant I had to donate please add Jay Lamotte to the birthday list he turns 52 today you would think since he turned me on to the show i would credit him with this donation yeah that's not going to happen He does need to be... oh he needs to dedouche himself Please, however...credit this- oh my gosh. Um please however credit this donation towards my dog Aranya's eventual damehood, Aranya Digzalot de Palma
2:06:03 So now do we put the dog's name in? Well she didn't... it's only credited to the dog. Okay that's not a switch. I mean essentially, the dog hasn't reached uh No but i mean does-does the dog get-do we get a switcheroo for the dog instead of Dame Kenny Ben is my question The dog won't care. I think Kenny Ben should give this. I think the dog might care. This dog digs a lot. Arrrr! Where's my credit?! Maybe That actually sounds like every single person who got skipped So Michael Gaff, there's no letter from Gaff. There's no letter for Michael Gaff There's nothing under the subject line donation which is what it should be so I don't know where he sent it All right well we do have a couple of make goods before we thank everybody Baronetess Amy Poussin-Noonan
2:06:50 Here's her note that we missed on the last show. I want to thank you for defending me when Baron John, the fabulous ruler of the glacial Drumlin Trail in Wisconsin attempted to call me out on Show 1430 as a douchebag He thinks he is quite funny when accusing me of sucking off government teat When i was unemployed Also I think he'll laugh hysterically at John reading the previous sentence Yes well... We did get that! I am now gainfully employed and will be once again sharing my treasure via monthly donation But I thought I'd make it up By matching his 333.33 and doing one better by adding an 8008 because I like hearing JCD say, boobs, boobs Beautiful We actually have a boob donation jingle Robert Wicker Now he had a very confusing note We kind of gave up on it And i think we have some version of it
2:07:45 I appreciate the love i was thrown y'all but clearly it was too late on a birthday evening my bashing at show's end yesterday is getting me some good ribbing from my crew. I guess because we were like what are you doing man? Here's a saner version of what i wanted to say in the morning gentlemen, I picked y'all up after Adam's first JRE appearance...I remember being frustrated by Rogan not letting you talk about Jekyll Island which is right up the road and The Federal Reserve I don't know if you remember, but he kept interrupting. He was all right. I have this habit myself." It seems like one long year at times and I'm not sure i would have made it through the Rona Scandemic without stumbling across all of you in Gitmo Nation. The wicker household loves no agenda and we believe that the family who prays together and know agendas together is going to be just fine! We will prosper this upside-down kingdom we live in today our human resources hope and Aspen here bits and pieces as Mama Bear and I dig in, we've all been blessed by your reading of birthdays and anniversaries another rambling tidbits submitted along the road tonight hood
2:08:58 I'm starting to ramble. Yes you are! Together we will expose the truth but this will be better... But will this be the end of the show? Hell no! Thank God for Ron DeSantis, 1122 widespread panic and the slaves of Gitmo Nation Keep digging keep homing it push back and may you never find an exit strategy Stay safe And then finally a make good from Mark Ginty, also could not find Mark's note. In the morning gentlemen guess my donation last episode wasn't sent in late but my note was sent to the wrong email address. My fault this time! Last time I donated PayPal cut my note off. This donation is a switcheroo for my little brother Alexander Gritorex
2:09:36 This is his first donation so please de-douche him. You've been de-douched! Please add him to the birthday list, his 19th birthday was this past Monday and he's the fourth family member to be hit in the mouth but the first to make it to the troll room He even made it before me good job Lexx. He leaves for Texas after graduation this year And he did want to remind Bill, this Mark Genty that he is still a douchebag. So we'll do that. Douchebag! And let me just check and make sure your brother's on the birthday list... Yes. And that's it? We have the latest version of the letter from Wiker? Yeah now I'm fine with what we just did. That's Robert. Robert and Dee is the same guy. Oh. Same guy
2:10:28 Okay, well he's on the abniting list. Yes. He is yeah, that's what he needs to know same guy so that this is one of our most confusing executive producers ever now I It can take it in the confusion continues Thank you to our executive and associate executive producers for this, and the stragglers from the previous episode. We really appreciate it! And to show our appreciation we give you an official credit that you can use anywhere credits are recognized go ahead put it in your LinkedIn your resume put it up on IMDB You're legal with that Go look at some of the Hollywood heavyweights who are also Executive or Associate Executive Producers of The No Agenda Show
2:11:11 And if you'd like to join this rank, the ranks of these fine fellows and ladies go here. Dvorak dot org slash N A. And again thank you for your time talent and treasure producing episode 1436 Our formula is this we go out we hit people in the mouth Order! Pray! Shut up! Sleep! Alright I want... We play that clip gold medal for the Ukrainians i'm pretty sure we did last show