Topic: Middle Cascadia

The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for producers Alexander of Middle Cascadia, Robert Wicker, and Mike Salmon. The hosts read the final list of donors and "de-douche" several new supporters. They emphasize the importance of the "signet ring" and certificates of authenticity provided to new knights. The segment serves as the final thank-you to the executive and associate executive producers for the episode.

A complex donation from Alexander of Middle Cascadia involves ten separate money orders totaling $338.06. The donor challenges the hosts to decipher the numerology behind the specific amounts, while also expressing his transition from being a Joe Rogan listener to a No Agenda producer.