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00:00 This was code. And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number six. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where we don't see any Russian fighter jets But they're coming, I'm John C Devorak Oh My goodness John what a what a glorious morning to be a podcaster well it's

00:39 Yes, and it's also glorious morning to have the phone ringing right at the beginning of the podcast. Well you know we had... Back in the day back in the day we used to take it off the hook You could still do that I guess? I usually do that! I still take it off the hook. Still do it with your uh With your old-school landline who even has a landline anymore?! I do. I don't haven't had a landline for a decade Yeah, I got a minimized amount of RF going into my brain. Yeah, well it's...I got ham radios! I can direct the RF away from my brain. So um.. I am so...well first of all i'm so happy whenever the television shows us a new war we get all kinds of cool opportunities for sound effects ah we could do our reporting and they gave us a new one

01:34 There's a new effect that they used for this missile strike in Ukraine. Listen! How cool is that one? Doesn't sound that new to me. This... By the way, were they recording them so they had mic'd up the missile strike? Yeah of course. But listen to it. It's like a hypersonic supersonic... Listen! Oh is because of the hypersonics rockin'. What is that? I've never heard that one before. Very creative. I love it, I love it! Wow man... It looks like Putin was serious when he says he didn't want Ukraine ever to join NATO and he wants it on paper Yeah, sure seems like it We of course ignored all this

02:31 Don't worry about it! Trust us, trust us. I got a couple of fun things to start with first of all let's go back to October 21st 2021 you've gotta give the man the props when he does it and I'm talking about Seed Man listen to what this 30 second clip is quite astounding wait who's Steve Mann again? Seed Man Oh, Seed Man! Seed Man. I'm sorry, exactly. But we're looking at a giant war in February right now? Currently that's the projections with the top people on the earth who claim they're not with uh... The New World Order Combine is war in February and this is the type of time like right before World War One, right before World War Two when everything kicks off and I hope that doesn't happen but currently

03:25 That is the trajectory we're on and there is a consensus on that. Way to go, Alex! That was a good one I mean... That was a great clip The February prediction is spot-on So all this began in earnest yesterday right? Well, here's the clip from yesterday which I guess kind of was the start. I mean I got some mainstream stuff CBS In a national address tonight Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky issued a decree calling up military reservists to face off against the threat from Russia

04:01 President Putin may not have declared his intention to invade Ukraine, but he's dropping plenty of hints and demands. Repeating tonight that the best resolution to the crisis is for Ukraine to drop its aims to join NATO and international recognition that Crimea is part of Russia. Ukrainians agree that the Russian invasion is already underway With the Russian parliament giving Putin the green light to use military force outside the country, fighting in the east could trigger a full-scale invasion. The mood in the capital is more subdued than normal tonight." All of people around me they're worried they're like oh my god we are going to die or something but I'm okay So all the news networks had their people

04:58 boots on the ground this was hello 1989, hello 1990 Gulf War I. Oh just put on a flatjack, black jackets oh put on the helmets! This is a psyop of fantastic proportions and there's some real things happening but holy crap well at the point i was trying to get you which was that We got a lot of notes on the No Agenda Social. It's good thing it started yesterday and not on a show day, because the things they were supposed to do... I know! They shot up the airport and did some other stuff so I think that things started yesterday which brings us to an earlier point we made weeks ago which now changes everything Wars in Europe never start on Wednesday

05:50 So that was bullcrap. Yeah, do we have that clip? What was that? I don't remember it's back there because of the last Wednesday here it is speaking of intelligence US officials and others of heavily pointed towards this week about the potential start of an invasion. Specifically today, there was like a lot of alarm across Twitter on in your question. Can you explain why it hasn't materialized? We've said for some time now that we are in a window where Putin could order an invasion or attack on Ukraine at a moment's notice

06:26 That has been the case for some time, precisely because this buildup of Russian forces along Ukraine's borders in Belarus. Other tactics and moves that we've seen have poised – have positioned Russia to be able to do this at any moment. That remains our assessment. It could take place tomorrow. It could take place next week. It could take place before the end of the Olympics. It can take place after the Olympics. I want to be very clear our concern has not diminished an iota and in fact our concern continues to grow given that we have yet to see de-escalation and given that I guess not in the absence of I guess no, that's not the clip. It was on some other... Sorry about that it's okay yeah so yes but John

07:12 Just looking at it on its face and looking at the people showing up, and I actually have categories of talking heads who showed up all of a sudden on the scene. And things that are being said... This escalated so quickly! We completely set all of this up and as far as I can tell, i'm getting old footage from 2015. Nothing is trustworthy everybody is psy-opping everybody everybody's lying Putin's lying Biden's lying Zelensky's lying the mainstream media's lying The only people who are happy today and really smart are the ones who invested in energy stocks. Come on! Mark-E Martin people aren't... And war, yes and war stuff of course but the immediate bump is for oil. The funny thing is that today's market just to kind of go there for a second Amazon Google and Microsoft are all pretty well up today

08:13 Because they know what's coming. Why those three? Oh because we're going into I think we're going into severe issues like order from home again. I mean... Amazon that would make sense there. Work from home, it feels like its coming. What did you say? Order from home. Order from home! Alright alright alright hey COVID. Hey I thought you were over COVID You got the sniffles. Yeah, my voice is a little higher sometimes. It's not exactly the same. The opening was hard for me it was a little your voice is a little weak off not I don't consider it major. Tina has it just want to mention oh she probably gave it back to you

09:04 She... How's she doing by the way? Why don't you give us a little report on that before we get into the nuts and bolts here. She's doing okay, she had very little fever but and she looks fine, beautiful of course but she looks just fine And I know that when she's like holy crap yeah I don't feel good Yeah i know it's she has the she calls in a matrix glitch You know, because you get this weird tunnel vision or like video clips that are freeze-frame on the right. People have all kind of... Brain Frog is what people are calling it and Brain Frog is better actually. There's a show title! Brain Frog. Today is better but that's the weird thing about this. It comes and it goes and you get...

09:50 think I have anything else but you know, I'm guardedly optimistic. Otherwise okay really just she knows it doesn't feel like a flu because it doesn't have all those classic symptoms that has weird symptoms. Yeah thats the weird thing. Someone mentioned to us they had Like COVID toenail pain. Oh, the COVID toe? Yeah. The COVID toe! Have we talked about COVID toe?! Yeah, we did well when JC and Jesse got COVID, their alpha... It turned out that Theo ended up with COVID toe. No! Yeah. Adorable? The adorable four years old had a COVID toe. He didn't have any other symptoms but he had this toe thing. Weird

10:37 Yeah, well we'll get to that. There's other weird stuff going on Let's just stick with Russia because this is so fun We start at the let's can we start with them with the genesis of all the reporting that were gonna report on? Yeah Of course which is yesterday's yesterday's State Department briefing yes Ned Price Ned hey Ned So Ned is the same you know kind of steady as she goes weirdo and XCIA XCIA And he comes out and gives this little report, and then he goes right to Matt. Matt has nothing to ask that's interesting. He's off the... I didn't even include him they were so bad. Started off being talking about hoothies. So it was mostly Ned that we're gonna hear. I think there is one person who comes in with some questions but this is yesterday State Department briefing

11:34 Good afternoon. As we have noted in recent days and recent hours, Russia's invasion of Ukraine is beginning. Hours after Russia recognized the so-called Donetsk and Luhansk Peoples Republic as quote unquote independent President Putin authorized Russian troops to enter those regions he has taken other steps that amount to a direct assault on Ukraine's sovereignty We responded and turned quickly and decisively. Within less than a day, we'd announced the first tranche of sanctions with our allies and partners including those in the European Union, United Kingdom Canada Japan Australia Our German allies yesterday took resolute action to ensure that the Nord Stream 2 pipeline what had been apprised 11 billion dollar investment on the part of the Russian Federation is suspended indefinitely

12:30 And as you have just seen, President Biden today authorized sanctions on Nord Stream 2 AG and its corporate office holders. We have now taken complementary action using our own authorities to ensure that Nord Stream two is off the table just as we said it would be In lockstep with our allies, we are blocking from the global financial system two large banks that are connected to the Kremlin and Russian military. And Russian sovereign wealth can no longer trade on US or European financial markets. As you all know, we additionally sanctioned Russian elites—those elites who are in many ways complicit

13:12 This is the beginning of our response. If Putin escalates further, we will escalate further using additional sanctions and export controls which we've yet to unveil but are fully prepared to implement with allies and partners across the globe." So these sanctions were pretty lame because I think maybe the sanctions for the access to US credit markets that may be new but from what I understand, the certification of the Nord Stream was not really even planned until this summer. So it rings a little hollow

13:52 But this is all the ramp up, right? To the SWIFT. That's that's the one they're going for is banning Russia from uh... The financial system and I think yeah that's gonna happen today I guess They're going to do it. Well what they've been talking about that's their big thing That's the big stick we have It's a mistake of course! It's a mistake unless you love Bitcoin I would stick with my premise. Let's go to part two of this guy. Okay, we'll see on the other end. The sequence of events that Secretary Blinken laid out at the UN Security Council last week appears to be proceeding exactly as he laid out. We've seen false flags, provocations

14:32 We've seen theatrically staged meetings at the Kremlin. We've seen cyber operations... Oh, I gotta stop! Unlike our president who had a whole studio built? Is that the kind of fake things we're talking about?! This is great. He's referring to the giant table and also a more recent meeting where Putin is like a mile away from all these people now we have to do intelligence folks themselves said that Putin is like deathly afraid of COVID you think, he knows what it is doesn't want to get it so he doesn't get any around anybody So I guess this is dramatically staged or whatever

15:10 Ned said okay, let's keep going with men. This is fun occasions We've seen theatrically staged meetings at the Kremlin I guess what I'm saying is here's a CIA guy accusing Putin of doing CIA shit I mean this is irony is not lost on anyone This is the level of beauty we've seen cyber operations and the list goes on so where do we go from here? Moscow needs to demonstrate that it's serious about diplomacy. Russia's actions over the last 48 hours have in fact demonstrated the opposite if Moscow's approach changes we remain ready to engage

15:53 The United States and our allies and partners remain open to diplomacy. We are eager to engage, to avert what would be a brutal and costly conflict but as we have said, diplomacy cannot succeed unless Russia changes course. As we have said, we are prepared for any contingency going forward." So the question is Does the American public buy this ruse? That we should be paying six, seven, eight dollars a gallon for gasoline because of Ukraine. I don't think they've done a very good job convincing anybody Well i think they can

16:33 I think they're gonna blame Biden. Oh no, no, no! Sorry i have proof that you're wrong about this. Well let's finish up with Ned then because there's something he said later and the Russians have already...I mean this is before they bombed the airport which was at 5 a.m. this morning I think Which would have been... which airport? The Kiev Airport was supposedly shelled. Yeah, honestly John I'm getting stuff from a lot of people and i don't believe any of it yeah I don't believe anything that anyone says either to me looks like this is the report it looks like military drills that they filmed and now everything's blowing up! I have hard time believing in all of this well let's just assume it did happen okay

17:18 But they've already moved in, I'm pretty sure they did something with the Donbass and those two breakaway countries. Probably the same as we've seen every single time that the Donbass region started it! Georgia was the... Yes! Same thing and they said oh Russia started it? No no. Well let's just get back to this clip coming up as opposed to arguing about it. What do you say about this one? Sorry. Great So, it's like we're assuming everything they tell us is true the State Department which means that the Russians have moved in on the Donbass as a peacekeeping operation to keep the poor Russians that are in that area from being attacked by the Ukrainian army. And they're gonna back it off and so there is...so the Russians have invaded

18:10 for all practical purposes and as of this morning, they've invaded. I want you to listen to the... And let's assume all that is true. I want you to listen to this clip from the State Department with that in mind. What I'll say about those reports is they are entirely consistent with what we have been saying for some time now That Russia has amassed forces along Ukraine's borders in Belarus Positioned the assets the heavy weaponry The soldiers the service members it would need to undertake an invasion of Ukraine At a moment's notice that has been true for some time. Okay? Well if they've already invaded

18:56 How are they going to invade? I don't know. All we know is... Listen to this clip and it goes on, and it's like they do some time shifting in this press conference that just doesn't make any sense. Just saying it just seems to be odd the way he presents all these details and the way he's talking about things that supposedly already happened. Yeah, I agree! And whenever someone is sitting there saying this guy has done false flags, yeah he's done theatrics... Please people! It's like the world is on fire we'll have to all be freaking out no not at all because Biden's not to blame John

19:46 Gosh, I can't believe... I have the little stickers. No! No no no! That say, I did that and it points at the gas price. Nope nope nope nope! A lot of it had to do they say with Ukraine but Mr President... You know its very interesting Its very... I'm sorry thats not the one I wanted to play That was also good? You were just sucking on lemons. This is the one Why didn't Putin do this during the Trump administration because he thought Trump was weakening Ukraine especially on these grounds so this, the problem of Ukraine being unfortified goes back several years and much of the fault lies in the Trump administration Oh okay Just to go back to the Trump years because that's when Ukraine became so politicized there was one call in particular that so-called perfect call that Trump had

20:30 with Zelensky. Oh, listen to Andrea with a little tell laugh. There was one call in particular that so-called perfect call that Trump had with Zelensky which certainly telegraphed the Kremlin they could do what they wanted with Ukraine did America would not stand up? Did you get it now? It's Trumps fault. Oh I'm sorry, you're right those little stickers should say have a picture of Trump saying yes! Yes i did that exactly. Okay I get it let's go to the front lines oh I see none of this is Biden's fault obviously its trumps fault. Orange man bad

21:15 Let's go to the front lines of Ukraine with CBS Evening News. Today as we approach the frontline there was heavy artillery fire Get a Brit in there, it sounds good when you have war We estimate just a few hundred yards away A few hundred yards? Oh let me get my jacket on Those actually sound quite close now I'll put my helmet on My mask! Wear your mask Maybe eight or nine at this point. These Ukrainian soldiers told us it was Russian-backed separatists firing on their front line positions. Ukraine's been fighting a war against Russian backed separatists for nearly 8 years

21:52 These muddy trenches now carve up this country. The Ukrainian military on one side, armed by the US and fighters in breakaway regions now recognized by Russia on the other. Note armed by the U.S., good job! In recent days, there's been an escalation in the attacks. Some hitting civilian areas sending people into their basements for shelter There is no electricity No cell phone signal and nobody cares about us said this elderly lady And today the Ukrainians... Nice little human interest bit in there Let's just replay that so we get what we feel I bet it was one of those toothless women You know what I mean?

22:33 It's horrible, no one cares about us. There is no electricity, no cell phone signal and nobody cares about us said this elderly lady And today the Ukrainians buried two of their fallen soldiers killed in a conflict that has torn this country apart US officials say Moscow is arming the separatists and there are fears that the surge in fighting could be used by Russia as a justification for its own military action. Okay, that was all yesterday and this morning right there on CNBC which I prefer to watch because i want to see you know what the money people are talking about they literally said oh this heavy fighting between russia and ukrainian forces at Chernobyl in the Chernobyl exclusion zone

23:19 This thing could blow again! I don't think there's an active reactor there anymore, do you? Of course not. They've buried it in cement Yeah they capped that thing but okay yeah oh that can... It was called entombed Entombed yes thank you and then maybe just the final like terror report then we go into some of the shields Somebody actually said it would blow again? Yeah on CNBC I mean, this is so...I couldn't clip it. I was watching like the streaming thing Oh yeah This is so nuts Let's just listen to the ABC report where they just talk about the full-scale invasion I want to bring in our senior foreign correspondent Ian Pannel who has been reporting live from Kiev for several weeks now and Ian you reported moments ago that you have heard some noise already off in the distance

24:11 Yeah, the distinct sound of explosions on the horizon here in Kiev. We've heard at least four what appear to be strikes lighting up the night sky just in the last really ten minutes or so as you say it looks like the darkest day has come to pass following this speech by Vladimir Putin. We decided to launch a special military operation calling on the Ukrainian military to lay down its arms, talking about the denazification and demilitarization of Ukraine I mean, judging by those words this appears to be the worst case scenario. Potentially we have to wait and see not just forces moving into the east of these rebel held areas but potentially moving on other parts of the country This seems to be a much larger ambition It's no longer just about the Donbass it is industrial heartland in the east of the country Doesn't really seem to be just about Ukraine per se He again warned foreign countries not to interfere he talked about NATO expansionism

25:11 And I think there you have it really, what Vladimir Putin is really concerned about. About restoring the might of Russia at the expense of the people of Ukraine." This is once again a British voice. I want everyone to take note of these things. These are spooks! This is the early spook advance team they come on to the news they're all Brits They're all talking... They set the narrative set the tone The Ukrainian president has spoken three times over the last three nights. He's been very clear that he will not leave the capital Kiev despite being instructed to do so by the Americans or suggested that he does it by the Americans, and that he and people will stand in fight. And that is what we've been hearing from the Ukrainian military and from people who were called up in the last few hours. They have gone from civilians to now soldiers having to fight on a front line We have to wait and see

26:03 What targets were struck here in Kiev? There will be reports of explosions in other areas. You know, what is the military objective here?" Okay so that's this the advanced team now we need to bring in the military-industrial complex We're gonna stay with ABC Colonel Steve... What's his name here hold on a second Colonel Steve Ganyard retired US Marine Corps. What do you think he does these days? He works for an arms dealer. Yes, Avacent A-V-A-S-C-E-N-T Their industries are aerospace and defense so he's going to tell us all the truth about Ukraine and you just sounds like a military guy but he's a shill for the military industrial complex Russia seems to have struck first here So how can Ukraine respond? Right there! Russia seems to have struck first! Russia seems to have struck first here How can Ukraine respond

27:04 Are they prepared militarily to respond to a Russian invasion? They are much improved. The US and NATO countries have been working with them to improve their military since they were whipped in 2014 by the Russians in Crimea and Donbass, so they've gotten better. The problem is that the Russian military has also gotten more They were whipped? Yeah. In Crimea, what do you remember any battle taking place in Crimea Russia just walked in and annexed the place with a phony baloney or possibly a real election if you recall that was a referendum yeah it was a referendum yeah there wasn't no we'd rather be with you because you got gonna give us money and the Ukrainians are broke and they just walked out of the place

27:51 That's called whipping. What was the fighting he is talking about? There was no fighting, it was the most peaceful takeover ever. So this guy is lying to us? Crimea and in the Donbass. So they've gotten better, the problem is that the Russian military has also gotten much better over the last 15 years or so Mr Putin just put a lot of money into money Russian military in a way that very capable military once again In sort of reflecting that past glory of the Cold War That means that the Ukrainians even though they sort of match up man for man on the ground

28:33 They need more of our stuff. It still means that the technological advantages that the Russian army, Russian military and air force has really is going to be no match so will Mr Putin be able to take large parts of Ukraine? Yes it may take weeks or months but eventually he'll be able to do that What he will not be able to do is be able to hold that territory. You think about it, takes about three-to-one in terms of the number of troops so if he has 150 170 thousand troops around here If he's going even hold this much Ukraine He's gonna need double or triple that

29:08 And he can't afford that. He goes into an election in two years from now and can have body bags coming home from some bloody occupation like, like he saw in Chechnya so it's probably going to be a get-in get out I think we heard that tonight where says he doesn't want to hold terrain wants to teach the government lesson what that lesson is yet to be seen So get in, get out. Not really going to do anything but man he's got technology we should be very worried about that we need to buy more from Vasantek That was a sales pitch there is no doubt about it Well he is not over For the Ukrainians defense how does the mobilization of reservists help? Because really what they are gonna have to do is fight sort of a militia And another laugh tale why Why is he laughing at them having to fight

29:54 Play it again. I don't know. Insurgency, so remember we saw insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan that we had to fight? It's actually quite difficult because you have people who believe in the defense of their country that they've been invaded by a country they're very proud than the national spirit of Ukraine has grown since the independence in 1991 from Russia So you have Russians invading and killing Ukrainians And so what they're gonna have to do after say eventually get overrun is sort of go into the militias What?!

30:40 I think there's another laugh tale when he said they're gonna get overrun. You have Russians invading and killing Ukrainians, and so what they're going to have to do after say eventually get overrun... So what is it? When he does that this is even better than the first one What they're going to have to do when they eventually get overrun I mean does he think that's not gonna happen? Is he gleeful that it will happen? These laugh tales are The fact that you caught We're catching a lot of them, but there's probably more that we're not catching I have to assume because they really shoot by really fast and you have to be on your toes. But it really is a giveaway that there's something phony baloney about this guy and what he's talking about. You don't laugh about that! Oh yeah, the Russians are gonna kill a million people... And so what they're going to do obviously exaggerated because those are just little subtle laugh tales but they're telling

31:36 Almost over. And so what they're gonna have to do after they eventually get overrun is sort of go into the militias and fight a guerrilla war, and that ends up being very bloody not only for the Ukrainians but eventually for the Russians I think he knows it's bullcrap that none of this is going happen They talk about guerrilla warfare That doesn't make any sense Last short clip from him. It'll be, it'll be... Whoa! Wow. Let's see what that was about And Colonel last question here American troops are overseas right now What kind of support could they provide Ukraine and how will they engage? Zero Okay I know what that means I know this tell is because American troops support zero ha-ha-ha instead we do something called advisors

32:33 Remember that the advisors in Syria the advisors we send to the advisers. Yeah, the advisers in essence They said watch I'll show you how you shoot it. I'll show you how you do at Ukrainian That's what the advisors do Crikey so he knows that this is bullcrap It'll be the president President Biden has made it very clear that this is not our fight So Ukraine is not a member of NATO. It's never going to be in member of NATO someday maybe it'll be a member at the EU but it is not our fight, its not NATO's fight but it is still very very concerning if you think about Andrew this part of the world has a really bad track record for small world wars turning into brush fires and World Wars so it's one things that needs to be watched because there's a lot historical overhang here thats quite scary. Oh! Quite scary okay good job go pick up your check Shill

33:24 Now over at CBS, 60 Minutes they had to go a little more intellectual because that's their brand and they brought in Dmytro Kuleba who is currently the Minister of Foreign Affairs for Ukraine. And he previously worked as the Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine for European and Euro-Atlantic integration so another shill Let's see what he has to say. In the early 90s, when the Soviet Union broke up and Ukraine became an independent country you gave up your nuclear weapons You had a giant arsenal I think the third largest nuclear arsenal in the world And you agreed to send the nukes back to Russia And in return you got security guarantees from the United States AND from Russia Do you all look back on that?

34:22 We should not have given up our nuclear weapons? It was a mistake. I do. Do you feel that the United States owes you? Partially, whatever mistakes were made in history our current life gives all of us excellent opportunities to correct those mistakes And given the fact that we abandoned our nuclear arsenal, given the fact that the security assurances that were given to us failed. I think some countries should feel responsibility for this and work hard on finding the right

35:09 and efficient security guarantee for Ukraine. Yeah, so that guy will never be invited back he just didn't do a good job not a good job... Well couple in the thing is what she heard her leading questions those were never Ukraine's nukes it's not as though they developed a bunch of capability No They were Russian products and they were Russian run by the Russians there wasn't you know if they still had them they probably blow themselves up So now that we have this situation, we need to scare the American public. We need to set them up. Confusing conflicting messages. Here in the US growing concerns about Russian cyber attacks authorities are most concerned about the electrical grid communication networks pipelines water facilities banks National Security officials have been warning business leaders and local governments

36:02 Yeah, baby. If there ever was a time for the Great Reset this is it. Or did Russia do it or was it? Three suspected white supremacists face up to 15 years in prison for plotting an attack on the US power grid. What?! The men from Ohio Indiana and Wisconsin have pleaded guilty to conspiracy charges prosecutors say the men were trying to ignite a race war and planned to use rifles to attack power stations hoping it would lead to a financial crisis and civil war So the same report except saying white supremacists will do it and or is it Russians who are gonna do it? Cyber attacks. Come on! Just unplug the grid already. What was that thrown in for?! Well, this is... It's the same day two different reports

36:49 It's it's they can't even make up their mind I'd like to get a hold of that find out more about that that mmm. Here's Supply chain the way house beefing up the grid into some modern form gonna change any room shooting up the place with long rifles Long guns what am I saying? Sorry on you long guys? Now what else can this result in? Well it's gonna suck real bad everybody. Another concern for Americans, rising prices at the supermarket Ukraine known as Europe's breadbasket and Russia account for nearly 30% of the global wheat market The White House says Americans should be prepared for rising food and gas prices

37:31 What we're seeing as the impact of not enough competition in the industry. But the president has repeatedly expressed concern about cost for the American people, that's one of the reasons he continues to press for steps with Congress that will lower significant costs on people's budgets And Russia is also a key producer of copper and aluminum The war could cause more supply chain disruptions Turns out they also do fertilizer John I just have to say The more I look at this great reset idea, the more i think they're making it happen. Europe is screwed! One of the trolls just posted that they are paying 1 euro 60 per liter of gasoline So there's what? 3 and a half liters to a gallon or something like that

38:24 Norway's always been up in that league. Of course nobody drives. Well no! I have a Russian gas price clip, play that. Hold on second... got it The Russian military buildup that is threatening Ukraine is also driving up global energy prices Oil has come close to $100 a barrel which we haven't seen since 2014 and US sanctions on Russia could push prices higher President Biden says defending freedom will have costs, but he also wants to protect Americans' pocketbooks. I want to limit the pain that American people are feeling at the gas pump. This is critical to me. NPR's Camila Domenoski joins us to talk about how oil markets are reacting and what's ahead. Hi Camila! Hi Aisha So oil prices are already close to $100 a barrel How much worse could this get?

39:23 Well, remember that prices were relatively high even before this crisis and just the risk that a war could affect supply is what's already pushed prices up to here. So if things deteriorate we really could see a dramatic jump some analysts think we could set new records And that's because Russia is a major oil and natural gas producer. It's in the top three right up there with the U.S. and Saudi Arabia battles could disrupt pipelines sanctions could block exports or Russia could slash exports to Europe strategically any of those things mean supply goes down and prices go up Yeah, so I did the math

40:06 It's 3.7 liters to the gallon times 1.6 euros 5.92...5.92 euros is $6 and 15 cents getting there, getting there yeah we expect it is almost hitting six dollars in parts of California as we speak Yeah what's that? What's that? There's a dog in here Oh no! Dog whining Do you need to take the dog out Hey what are ya doing Oh, yes. All right stop the war! Stop the war everybody we'll be right back This intermezzo brought to you by John's dog Are you back? Yeah Okay everything that's okay That's annoying No come on man it's just a dog I just don't like... You shouldn't be kicking her though that was not cool Don't kick her don't kick your dog Yes you did i heard it I heard it Dog abuser

41:13 Ah, okay. Reset! We're going back to the sanctions though I want to talk about sanctions for a second have three clips go back to President Biden warning Russia today president biden warned laying the groundwork to launch a large-scale incursion into Ukraine this is the beginning of a Russian invasion of Ukraine that's interesting she says incursion and the president comes in with invasion just Don't know if that's purposeful or interesting. This is very poorly coordinated Oh Incursion into Ukraine, this is the beginning of a Russian invasion of Ukraine sound like he wanted to say incursion

41:57 He's made some bad prompter gaffes in this thing. Putin is back! Who in the Lord's name does Putin think gives him the right to declare new so-called countries? I don't think this came out right. Who in the Lord's name does he think is the name of the person who can tell what, hmmm? Deepened the crisis! Who in the Lord's name does Putin think gives him the right to declare new so called countries on territory that belong to his neighbors

42:45 This is a flagrant violation of international law. In response, the administration announced sanctions against two Russian financial firms and the country's sovereign debt cutting it off from Western financing plus sanctions on top Putin cronies and their family members European allies also countered. Germany halted action on the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, a top Putin project that would carry natural gas from Russia But it's unknown if the new penalties will stop Putin who has up to 190 thousand troops surrounding Ukraine We have 190 now?

43:21 It was 50, 100 then we heard 150 and all of a sudden 40 thousand extra. Overnight 190! And today in a potentially grim sign of things to come... Grim! The Russian parliament authorized the use of military force abroad This is the most dangerous moment in European security for a generation. Despite a pledge not to get into a shooting war with Russia, Mr Biden announced he is sending new firepower to the region up eight fighter jets and 32 helicopters along with approximately 800 additional U.S troops that will beef up NATO's eastern flank at home some republicans called for tougher actions now the Biden administration has misjudged Putin about as badly as anyone since

44:13 The world misjudged Hitler. I want a sanctions regime from hell next week." Wait, wait you gotta hear what he says about the sanctions regime here. "...misjudged Hitler. I want to sanctions regime from hell next week." But President Biden warned that sanctions could also cut off some oil supplies driving up already high gas prices. Hey Georgia vote that dick out of office Lady G, Lindsey Graham. South Carolina I'm sorry yeah vote them all out this guy what a douche knuckle! I want heart I want real sanctions I want the sanctions from hell well the only thing left on the table in the sanctions from hell is removal from the financial payment system that's the only thing they've announced

44:59 And of course we won't have any meetings in Finland. Is diplomacy dead? Hail Mary pass. This was already a diplomatic hail mary pass and clearly it's not going anywhere Vladimir Putin had very low regard for the idea of even talking what we know is that the war is already underway and Vladimir Putin may be testing just how far he can go He has already strangling Ukraine's economy, he has taken bites out their territory Bites! And so what happens next may determine how far he goes

45:43 What he knows is two clear things. No country in the world's going to send troops to defend his country and that all of these sanctions hurt European economies, and there's also a bite back here at home with the United States. I mean President Biden is already dealing with inflation at 40 year high and now oil is trading at $100 a barrel Sounds like we're getting the sanctions. Just saying. We're getting screwed. Last, uh, sanctions clip The president tried to make the case that the West is united against Putin Any sign that has deterred him? It has not deterred him He's willing to take this pain at least so far Uh and so this may be a chess game of where does that line- He's not paying for gas

46:25 What? He's not buying gas. It's like you have to say, you know these some of these observers have noted all these elites are so well So what if the gas goes is $8 a gallon it should be that anyway because it encourages use of electrical vehicles And this is all part of it This is exactly I it's hard for me not to see All these connections The financial system by the way If-if you-if you throw Russia out of Swift Doesn't that help burn a lot of dollars they have virtually because they just got virtual dollars. They don't have the stacks of suitcases They may have some sacks and pallets, but doesn't that burn a lot of cash? Just like well No I can't say that's true Maybe I'm just thinking it kind of you swing they just switch to you what they're doing Which is the annoying part is if any of this has even half what they're telling us

47:19 They're pushing Russia into the direction that since Nixon opened up China with Kissinger and allowed China to become part of the world community, It's doing what they were trying to, they've been trying to prevent since the end of World War II which is turning Russia and China into close buddies. Eurasia! They generally don't like each other but we've always been trying to keep them apart because if the two became... it'd be dynamite The Chinese could open factories in Russia show them how to build things that Russians could feed the Chinese or Russians can give all the gas back and forth They don't, the two of them combined would be a powerhouse

48:01 And so what are we up to here? What is this trying to, what are we accomplishing? Great reset! It has not deterred him. He's willing to take this pain, at least so far and so this may be a chess game of where does that line get crossed? What we know is that the administration's argument today has been this time it'll be different. That sanctions yes they're usually punitive not preventative This time they're so much tougher because they are going after the oligarchs in the bank and banks that it will deter him Obviously he didn't But we know President Biden has said he's holding some sledgehammer sanctions in reserve to escalate if Putin goes further. So many people watching to see if Putin takes that move and takes the capital of Kiev, Margaret Brennan thank you. Takes the capital? Do you think we'll see Putin taking the capital of Kiev? All I've heard was there is some shelling and jets. I haven't hear about troops. No

48:58 gaff from the president. This was kind of just a fun little gaff he made. Threat Russia is making to global peace and stability yesterday, the world heard clearly the full extent of Vladimir Putin's twisted rewrite of history going back more than a century as he waxed eloquently noting that well I'm not gonna go into but nothing in Putin's lengthy remarks indicate any interest in pursuing real dialogue So he flubbed the prompter, he said noting instead of nothing. And then and then he plays it off well I'm not going to get into that listen again. Going back more than a century as you waxed eloquently noting that well i'm not gonna go into but nothing in Putin's length of remarks indicate any interest in pursuing real dialogue

49:49 He said noting and it was nothing. And then he had to ad-lib his way out of that the best he could, and then he went for... Then he said nothing and followed with a prompter. Yeah So we're really fortunate as a podcast We have a lot of Russians A lot of people who speak all the dialects, Russian Ukrainian. Sir Gene has been in constant contact if you ask Sir Gene he'll say who's lying? He says they're all lying it's all crap and Russians are very skeptical of their own government too. They've been cynical since... Cynical that's the right word. Since the Russian Revolution And rightly so! Now I if you have any other clips let's play them because then I have just... I got to I got the NPR run down Good good good lets do those

50:38 Just one notice how jacked up I am good. Good. Oh, goody. Yeah Mmm, yeah war is good for podcasting by the way my mother used to say good good good Oh really so it's a triggering for you? It's very triggering. It's upsetting okay But let's go Ukraine update Wednesday 1. The White House says the request by Ukrainian separatists for Russian military assistance in the face of supposed aggression by Ukraine's government is the sort of false flag operation the West has been warning about basically a pretext for invasion on Russia's part. The US also announced today the imposition of further sanctions and the movement of U.S troops and military equipment to support NATO's eastern flank Pentagon spokesman John Kirby saying today only Russian President Vladimir Putin knows what happens next. Russian forces continue to assemble

51:27 closer to the border and put themselves in an advanced stage of readiness to act, to conduct military action in Ukraine again at virtually any time now. The Pentagon has estimated upwards of a hundred ninety thousand Russian troops are on the border with Ukraine 80% of whom it estimates are now combat ready okay I don't know, but there was something there. It was interesting. I'm not sure what it is anymore. Go play part two. Ukraine meanwhile has declared a state of emergency as Russian forces are poised to enter the country's eastern breakaway provinces as what Russian President Vladimir Putin has called peacekeepers. NPR's Elinor Beardsley in Eastern Ukraine

52:12 After President Vladimir Putin's angry speech Monday, many Ukrainians believe Russian troops will not stop at the separatist occupied territories but move to take the entire provinces of Donetsk and Luhansk. Several hundred residents have gathered here in the Donetsk city of Kramatorsk to show unity and buttress each other amidst the uncertainty To the south people in the Azov sea town of Mariupol sang their national anthem draped in Ukrainian flags Thanks! Most Ukrainians are expressing confidence in their army, which analysts say is much better trained and equipped than in 2014 when Russian-backed separatists started the war. It's interesting the amount of church hymns and songs in these reports

53:02 I've had two or three this show alone. Not to mention it, possibly. I wonder what that is? Is that to show their peace loving? No but there's a reason they bring those things into the report. I don't know if they're that advanced... Oops! Hold on a second! Breaking news John, breaking news Now just like there was never a war on Wednesday The United States has been said has never ever attacked a country with McDonald's in it We've heard this before, correct? Yeah. McDonald's has just closed operations of all their restaurants in Ukraine

53:42 Uh-oh. And Chernobyl has fallen, I'm getting live reports! It's beautiful. Chernobyl has fallen? That is a good one. Chernobyl has fallen! Okay so i have two clips from Putin speech each about two minutes in length. And I think they're worth listening to because if anything his speeches have not been really discussed, you know? They pick out little bits and say oh he's talking about this he's talking about that

54:19 But I found even the translation was decent. I double-checked it, made sure it was pretty much on the mark and he starts off his... this is like an hour or an hour and a half of... The guy when gets up there goes forever! It's interesting to listen to him as he gives us a historical perspective of Ukraine which is his But have a listen. but also our family, people we have blood and family ties with. Since ancient times people from ancient southwestern Russian lands were calling themselves Russians and Orthodox that was happening until 17th century when part of these territories rejoined

55:25 the Russian Empire, the Russian state and after that. It seems that we know all about this, that we are talking about facts that everyone knows but at the same time we need to have understanding What is happening today to explain motives and aims that Russia has. We need to say a couple of words about the history of this matter. I would like to start by saying that the modern Ukraine is completely Russia In a rough way, if we talk about Russia they were alienating parts of historical territories of Russia. And millions of people who lived there obviously no one asked anything. Then before the Great Patriotic War in Africa Stalin added to the USSR and

56:42 handed over to Ukraine some lands that belonged to Poland and Hungary. And as a compensation, Stalin gave some ancient German lands to Poland. In the 1960s Khrushchev decided to take Crimea away from Russia and also give it to Ukraine That's how the territory of Soviet Ukraine was formed Sounds historically pretty correct to me Yeah, he leaves a few things out like the starvation policy of Stalin toward that area of the Donbass where they killed something like six... it was a Holocaust. Six plus million Ukrainians starve to death He did mention that in in the whole speech What does he say about it? Specifically that Stalin starved the people to death Oh well yeah That's pretty much the summary So I think he kind of got that It's just so interesting

57:37 I mean, the stuff he's saying is... It's like okay. Let me put it this way. I'm really tired when i see news models and I'll put Tucker Carlson as a very cute news model saying Americans can't find Ukraine on the map! Alright but I'd like to counter that narrative Google dot com Ukraine map come on People are waiting people are not that stupid anymore They make Americans our very own American news media makes us sound like we're dummies But we can't just it's such a trope. Can't find Ukraine on the map for country you can't find any man Yeah, I can I just go to Google and type in Ukraine and it shows me a map you dunce

58:29 It's just... and we're learning very, very quickly. Now the second clip of Putin pisses me off! You know it pisses me off. I have to say you I defend your position but i have to say there are some people that just don't seem because they ask me a question and I just do a google search and send them the search And they're always going, yeah I guess I could have done that. Let me Google that for you does that still exist? That website Remember that? Yeah, well it might as well exist. It does! Let me Google that for you and you can send a link... yeah Well I mean you can do that anywhere if you take the first page of Google search... But it sends an insulting page that says oh I googled it for you dick basically Oh but yeah that's a bit much No not at all its great

59:23 Alright, so now some mod and by the way I didn't know that Khrushchev The crucif gave Crimea to Ukraine. Yes. Yes. Yes he did about it before it's been discussed on the show Well, I'd certainly forgot In the 60s this is all of this is pretty recent history I mean you and I both were in in Russia pre David Hasselhoff bringing down the wall You know, I just true I lived in in Europe during some of this I mean even the Chernobyl accident, just all these things. It's been going on for... it is pretty recent history and now Putin talks about what the real problem is and the way I understand that you heard in our earlier report from one of those shills that basically Western Ukraine as where all the Nazis were and possibly still are. In fact John McCain had his arms around a couple of neo-nazis

1:00:18 And the East is, and so it's always been a strife between the Nazis in the West and Russians in the East. Or people who consider themselves Russian or whatever I mean this is this is the problem with these borders and fuzzy understanding and people showing maps from different eras But he's very clear about what happened in Ukraine and why he is upset. The whole idea of the so-called pro-Western civilizational choice of Ukrainian democratic power was, and it still not creating better conditions for the good of people but to serve

1:00:59 the geopolitical adversaries of Russia to save billions of dollars they stole from the Ukrainians and hidden by oligarchs on accounts in Western banks. Some financial groups who paid politicians first, they based on radicals and nationalists. Others were saying for good friendly relations with Russia for cultural and language versatility And they were coming to power using the votes of the people who really wanted to see it happen including the people from the Southwest But after that they were assuming office up or getting high positions They were betraying their

1:01:38 are are used to trust the power, unlike radicals they would never be aggressive to use unlawful means. But radicals were becoming more and more brazen their claims were becoming bigger and bigger so they had no problem to influence the weak power that was weakened by the virus of corruption And they we're replacing

1:02:27 cultural, economic and social interests of the people. Actual sovereignty of Ukraine lies in speculations on nationalist grounds. The stable statehood hasn't been built in Ukraine. And political electoral procedures serve just as a screen to divide power and assets between oligarchs. Corruption that is a problem to a lot of countries including Russia in Ukraine has become I think, of its own. Doesn't really do a good job or loses something in translation... Well what he's saying

1:03:09 The oligarchs, you think Russia is filled with oligarchs. No the oligarchs in Ukraine stole the money, stole everything it's in Western banks they hooked up their corrupt partners who got them into office he's talking about Hunter Biden among other things You know they all got paid handsomely and its been a complete shit show In Ukraine I think that's true! I don't have a translated version but Ukrainian parliament member Ilia Kiva He's calling on Russia and the Russian army to liberate Ukraine from Western occupation. Ukraine is drenched in Nazism, and we need help! He is sure that Ukrainians Belarusians and Russians are one people one family there will come a day where they will all be together again But purely from the capture of Western banks and interest That's true shit every country is you know but Ukraine is weak And and we put in all these shills so

1:04:09 He's making points that the Russian people I think would agree with. Well, there is an interesting little thing you hear on NPR and PBS or some of these other places where the Russian people are about to revolt because they hate Putin. And I'm seeing just the opposite. He's sensible he goes out there and talks common sense. They all agree with it. There is no counter argument because its not allowed And, but it's not that the Russians aren't cynical in their own way and they could probably think otherwise. But they seem to agree with him. Yeah you gotta wonder I mean this is so good for

1:04:53 But first of all, this is great for CNN. You got to wonder if Malone... not Dr. Malone but John Malone... If he wasn't in on this thinking you know this could be another bonanza? This is how CNN came.... This was the only time CNN does well Right! And when they kicked all the idiots out I mean Don Lemon's still there They kicked out all... what?! He hasn't kicked them all out. No, at least... well we'll see. Stelter's still there there's a lot of- Oh you gotta have some color! Those guys are gonna be gone You got to have some color in the show So if I and i'm a believer in- Who is going to trim the fat? Yeah yeah there you go

1:05:36 Yeah, I'm a believer in the Great Reset. Not that i want it to happen but when money people bankers talk about this stuff and they go around yapping it and have symposia and they think its all great and the cyber pandemic is coming, the Opticon... And you're not going to have anything and central bank digital currency and all these... Hold on! In fact let me play you a great reset clip What country would you say is the closest to being under total Chinese-like control at this moment in time? China. And after China? Well, India's gone to digital currency that's always a possibility Who else would it be... I don't know How about Canada? Oh yeah, Canada! I think Canada kind of shows it they're freezing people's money they are persecuting them and prosecuting them for

1:06:34 protesting, the Prime Minister is calling them horrible things. Talking about the truckers and protesters... And then the Canadian Banker's Association comes out with a little promo clip! They are so excited this is going to change everything it's gonna be great to be Canadian! Canada is on the cusp of a revolutionary innovation that will transform the way Canadians authenticate themselves online and protect their identity digital ID All of us are living in a digital world, but we're tethered to an analog model of how we identify ourselves. Memorizing countless online passwords, carrying government issued licenses plastic cards and more

1:07:11 Digital ID is a way for Canadians to identify themselves to government, businesses and each other electronically with ease and rock-solid security without the need to present physical documents. One interconnected network A federated digital ID ecosystem developed in collaboration with Canada's best and brightest talent from our banks telecommunication companies law enforcement and government It would have the power and security to store every Canadian's electronic identity and attributes. And it would unlock countless opportunities for Canadians to verify who they are safely, quickly, and securely while only revealing the information necessary for each transaction. A fast easy and secure way to bank sign up for government services renew driver's licenses or health cards shop travel

1:07:59 and more. Canada's banks are perfectly situated to help lead the creation of a federated digital ID system between government and the private sector. The World Economic Forum agrees that banks and financial institutions should lead the path forward for digital ID. Banks are highly regulated, trusted, have advanced cybersecurity & privacy technology, and they have the infrastructure to operate provincially and nationally Banks are also at the forefront of working with FinTech startups who are bringing revolutionary mobile and online products and services to Canadians. Digital ID can help consumers navigate between these apps and programs with trust and confidence, knowing their ID is protected at all times. A federated digital ID approach can also significantly reduce fraud save taxpayer money improve regulatory compliance make it easier to do business as an owner and a consumer

1:08:52 In fact, the Canadian Bankers Association just launched a white paper with our recommendations on how to move forward with the Federated Digital ID Framework. I encourage you to read it and learn more! Mm-hmm. So what is this idea? He talks about bitching and moaning about car, he says cards early in that presentation is the bad thing because you had all these cards. Yeah it's too many cards! I'll tell you what's wrong. You are the main progenitor of the cards going into the digital ID how many times have you not complained about some old lady who doesn't know she can stick her credit card in the machine before the cashier has done ringing up all the items

1:09:33 This is, we need these old people. These annoying old people who don't know what the hell's going on to... We need to fix them with a digital ID and of course she'll be too slow for you so yes you're right chip. Put a chip in her head. Chip em'. This is about being chipped The Bank Of England Which means you can gouge a chip out of somebody Oh yes okay Neo Alright, alright. The Bank of England specifically Tom Mutton... This whole thing by the way is so stupid! Wait it gets better. Tom Mutton director at the Bank of England during a conference last Monday said programming could become a key feature of any future central bank digital currency in which money will be programmed to be released only when something happened

1:10:24 He said, you introduce programmability. What happens if one participates in a transaction that puts a restriction on the future use of money? There could be some socially beneficial outcomes from that preventing activity which is seen to be socially harmful in some way so they're not in sync yet with the digital ID but they have the right idea Programmable money, money that the government gives you that expires or money they cannot be spent on? Well... The expiration money is not new. No! Not at all I went to South Africa back in the... forgot when it was and i was given some ex... some money again get a bunch of money to spend it expired Money expired. It's...I heard Sir Gene talking these are the show he does with Darren

1:11:16 And Gene is interesting. He says he's hoarding cash, he believes that cash will be important and he said until of course they start putting RFID into the banknotes and then let them expire too It's not just a online thing I think this is really the plan. Listen, it's the Canadian Banking Association and they're talking about the World Economic Forum. The World Economic Forum thinks it's a pretty good idea! Anybody who mentions that is suspect Well how about the Canadian bankers? They're suspects They are very suspects...I did look into the claim that Klaus Schwab made that Putin was a young global leader This is not even really technically possible

1:12:06 The qualification for a young global leader of the World Economic Forum, you have to be 38 or younger when admitted. This is supposed to be a long time ago that he was a member? Well so that would mean that he was under 38 He was still in the KGB in the USSR in the 1990's I don't think he's in the program. Now your going to make me look it up Well Schwab is 81. It doesn't make sense, well Schwab is let's face it old farts full of shit yeah dangerous he's dangerously full of shit yeah but I think that they're closing in all the pieces we've come you know were kind of accustomed to QR codes at least the unwashed masses You know who else looks like a Sith besides their head of the economic forum operation?

1:13:00 Soros for God's sake. Oh yeah, oh yeah but I don't think old man Soros is doing stuff anymore this is all Alexander his son who was on the World Economic Forum board so that I think the baton has kind of been passed. Maybe but you know during this little skirmish we see with Russia and Ukraine The Russian ruble's falling like a rock and as soon as I see some major currency move, I think Soros has got his hands in it. He would make the bet for sure. For sure. Oh man! So exciting. Good time to be a podcaster

1:13:43 It's always a good time to be a podcaster when the news media is not doing its work. Picked up a pretty... It's following orders from Ned Price of all people. Yeah, picked up a cool clip from the UK Parliament where the ESG and social environmental social governance continues to stop people's freedoms! freedoms from sending dick pics. Mr Speaker, four in ten young women in this country have received an unsolicited naked image of a man's genitals This sort of abuse has absolutely no place in our society Will my right honourable friend please make sure that this is made a sex offence In the online safety bill? Minister!

1:14:33 I want to thank my right honourable friend for her consistent championing of this disgusting form of abuse against women and girls. I can do more than refer to my right honourable friend the Prime Minister who is sitting behind me has himself committed to introducing cyber flashing as an offence, as soon as possible. Yay! Cyber flashing. Let's get this straight So some guy, some joker's let's face reality. How about a 17 year old boy? Or 16 or 15 just a kid, gay boy thinks the giggler you know they're giggling and they do this. Let's send it to Jane she's like really uptight let's send her this and see what happens we can see her over there standing over in the corner by the school

1:15:25 Send it now. Okay, she's on her phone. Oh look at her face. Whoa Yeah exactly It'll be a drone from the sky yeah, they'd best don't you think Put down your phone! Yeah, let's see. It would be like... Put down your phone! Pack up your penis! Put down your phone! Pack up your penis! Flies off into the distance to report you to authorities

1:16:04 If we can just stay with genitals for a moment, we had a very disturbing report two shows ago about which we had a couple of doctors or at least one doctor use the unbecoming term for penis which is dick and talked about a syndrome called COVID Dick. Which is just rude. How's that coming? Well, first of all I wanted to mention so far I've not been able to try the... we're sick here! So there was no COVID going on and no COVID lovemaking and it's probably better because there's a new term that's been introduced as a vaccine adverse event reaction

1:16:43 And it has a term that you will find disturbing, but again these are doctors. It's like the issue of contact between sexual contract between men and women and now they've come out with a new syndrome called winter vagina. We'll come right back with Dr. Lee Merritt Wow I'm Kate Dally your guest host. Dr. Merritt we can't let winter vagina go Really, what in the hell? You really need to comment on this. Winter vagina... Again they're making up diseases to explain what they're seeing as a consequence of these damaging vaccines so a man takes a vaccine and his wife gets a vaginal outbreak of virus or rash or something that's painful and now it's winter vagina another example yeah there is cold weather can cause winter vagina

1:17:37 It's unbelievable. There you go! Well, I wish I'd known in advance you were going to go in this sort of sick direction because one of the Olympians had a frozen penis Yeah, it wasn't quite the same thing No but it was just... But this fell off Are you ready for it? You ready for this new term? I'll read you from Euro Weekly French number one Gael Monfil He is the 25th best tennis player in the world, I think. Number one in France withdraws from Davis Cup citing a health glitch following the COVID vaccine. Ooh! This is dynamite! Health Glitch? I like it! I love it! Oh yeah that's a show title Well not just the show title It shows that... because a glitch is typically related to technology Oooh! Yeah

1:18:41 So, and the guy says writing on Twitter. The 35 year old said hello everyone I want to give you some news following my recent withdrawals from tournaments. I suffered a small health glitch following my third dose of vaccine on the advice of my doctor. I decided to take some rest. So unfortunately, I will not be able to play the Davis Cup next week hope to build return in the United States The world number 25 who has not played for over three weeks opened up further about his announcement after receiving hateful comments calling him an anti-vaxxer despite receiving three doses of the mRNA vaccine. See how evil this shit is? Is it evil? There's a couple other things going on with your health CDC is now sending out alerts that you may get a false positive if you've been vaccinated on

1:19:36 sexually transmitted disease test, syphilis rickets but also tuberculosis. These are all things that can happen because you accepted the vaccine into your life don't be worried you don't have syphilis it's just the vaccine doing its work US Life Insurers as expected making a large number of COVID-19 death benefit payouts last year They're seeing surprisingly high cases of death. It's just another number that will be disputed, but I don't know if you've noticed but we picked it up right away with Dr Scott Gottlieb the CDC is being thrown not just under the bus under the train under the cruise ship under everything they're going to be blamed while everyone's focusing on Russia

1:20:27 The news comes out, well the CDC they didn't publish all of the information. They lied to us! They withheld stuff now we need a new organization we need to get rid of this it's all and it's probably Trump appointees New York Times is even all in on this. There was a German report that the German insurers have come up with, they've made the announcement that the vaccine damages that they've had to pay out their health system is like 10x or 1000X more than it should be and then the numbers indicate and they're irked about it I don't have a clip...I do have some Omicron clips if you want to play them before we go into the break

1:21:13 We'll finish out COVID before we go to the break. So let's have them really yeah, I think so Stretching it but okay well Okay Why don't you run this show tell me what you'd like to do? You like to take a break and then do kovat But uh well then let's not do any more code. Let's go to the break now Now the reason I say that is because we are about an hour-and-a-half in one hour in 22 minutes An hour and twenty two minutes. Yeah, we usually go to about 130 And I don't think we can get these COVID clips in because i got one in here that's really uh needs a lot of discussion. Then let me thank you for your courage and say, In the morning to you the man who put the C in the COVID clips! After the break ladies and gentlemen Mr John C Devorak

1:21:58 It also teases the break. In the morning to you, Mr. Adam McCurry and your ships at sea. Boots on the ground feet in the air, subs in the water. Dames and knights out there! That's a good John I like that it teases the break this is very good when we do the cues on the air fantastic. That's right in the morning to the trolls in the troll room trollroom dot io hello trolls I want to count you hands up all right let me see how many do we have how many trolls do we have? Let me see...count oh one two three they're scurrying away uh-oh Get your post-it note. Yeah, what? 3046 what yes sir you know why because when shit goes down people listen to a podcast What's the number again three thousand forty six great job good to have everybody here You can join the trolls you can listen live Thursdays and Sundays We have a 24 hour stream which has tons of live shows on it but also replays a podcast almost

1:23:03 Almost 250 over the previous record. Well, we're at war John Yes, we did it boys We got we got the trolls up to over 3,000 I think that we can quit now By the way, well, I don't want to interrupt your train of thought and because we've gotta go look at the art and arrest But there I have to do so I do have to mention this effort today Sure, why don't you do it? No Thank You So the Zephyr today, if you're on the Zephyr train anywhere going up to Sacramento and beyond. I don't know how long this is gonna last but I would get and check this out instead of having the two engines at the front of today's Zephyr there were four engines which the Zephyr doesn't need four engines not these guys it had four engines there were two or the regular Zephyr engines and then they were two commemorative engines that were all dolled-up huh

1:24:00 They were quite the thing to see, believe me. Really? Yeah they're all painted fancy was like some sort of a I don't know what the point if it was or what they're going to celebrate but these two additional engines are gonna be obviously dropped off someplace for some reason not sure where else ladies and gentlemen can you get a sexy Zephyr report like that oh my god listen to that horn! I'm gonna hit you right back Tina and I are saving up next year if we can travel, if the world is still here with us. They have revamped the Orient Express!

1:24:40 Yeah, I heard this. Oh my god! You can get a room... I'm on the mailing list for that so i've seen what they're up to It's like it's like a Michelin dinners and we're gonna if we can afford it at that time because it's crazy expensive We are going to you know get the clothes you know? We're gonna do the whole like I want a smoking jacket I wanna tuxedo I'm gonna dance in the dancing car This is..I mean thats....i'm becoming a foamer Well, I was looking at that. My attraction to that... it's not really that long of a trip No! It's two days or overnight Yeah couple overnights and then you don't even stay in the train you stay at different hotels no no you sleep in the train what are you talking about? I've looked at this thing and think they take off the trains John!! I've seen pictures of the rooms

1:25:31 You're on the poor people's mailing list. These are first-class hotels, but my idea is to take the Vladivostok to Moscow trans Siberian Yes as soon as possible please That to me looks like a great idea! Great idea go for it bring your podcast rig Yeah well there's that So you can join the trolls at trollroom.io, please do or you can surf along with us with The True Fediverse not that Canadian banking federated crap either we're talking about The Federverse is our Mastodon server part of the massive Mastodon Federated Network of servers There's no algos but man does it work well when you just want to chat with people and have a good time It keeps everything in check You can follow John C Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com and Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com

1:26:28 And it's been good. It's such a high signal to noise and we appreciate Erin for running that for us, which takes actual effort and time. We thank the Mastermind for the artwork for episode 1427. We titled that one Seat Warmer. And we actually looked quite a bit at the art once we looked this one a little closer. We were quite happy with it This is the puppet hand which is Obama's face once you look at it and the puppets hand is jangling strings with Biden, Putin Kamala Harris Greta and M5M and Vicky Newland

1:27:22 We thought it was pretty good. I mean, it was a nice piece! I couldn't believe that because Mastermind has not submitted a lot. No. Yeah we actually had to check and make sure... yeah we were waiting for Comic Trip Blogger to told us it was stolen. Yeah but that never happened. It didn't? No. This should have happened within five minutes of being posted You know that's how well how it works And so that never came up. So okay good work is really a dynamite piece great piece There's a lot of nice pieces that but there's a bunch of these the Queen is dead pieces and I'm not we're not playing that stuff Under any circumstances as sick, we like to taunt an eel Tontenelle had her oh, it was nest works who did a ton to nail this works has some nice pieces Yeah, a lot of them actually there were some good things in here

1:28:17 Trying to think what else was there? Biden with a little green. Was it Biden? Yeah, with the little green men I did that and there's your Biden A lot of Queen stuff Somebody sent me like a bucket...I gotta get their letter out and thank them They sent me so many of those I Did That stickers Like thousands of them! Yeah I'll never get em all posted I'm not the only one posting em I see em all over the place on gas pumps Did we also look at Nessworks as the new look of America? I think we looked at that too, it's on the second page. Yeah Canadian flag with Chinese... and all those would have been acceptable but when someone comes in with just such a killer piece Well i was liking the other puppet thing which was done by

1:29:15 I thought it was good, which was also done by NessWorks. Which is the M5M party puppet master. Also now did you put... Did you use that in the newsletter? No, I forgot. I used this when I used the newsletter So there's three animals The Puppet there is controlling The Donkey, The Elephant and The Bull Buffalo I think. What's the buffalo for? It's independent whatever it is. Oh Libertarian Is that it? Maybe. Well I don't know what... The libertarians do they have an animal? What is that?! Stupid Animals Why wouldn't you have the eagle? Why don't you use something cool? Donkey. I like elephants, but... I also liked The Transporters vs. Deceptionicons by TreeStyle. He's got that giant Transformers truck. Yeah! That was good. I was almost going to use that in a newsletter. It looked at TreeStyles history of art it's all he does is that one piece so

1:30:15 And it's a nice piece though, I have to say. There was just a lot of stuff you the artists are kicking ass It's one of the three Ts at the time talent and treasure which we appreciate so much because this is A show that has no listeners No audience We have trolls and we have producers and sometimes trolls can be producers and the other way around and we really appreciate the work that that all the artists did, of course. We also appreciate the work of Dreb Scott who puts those into the Podcasting 2.0 Cloud chapters so you can see all of the artwork that we were talking about or you could go to noagendaartgenerator.com if you so wish I also want to thank The Clip Custodian this morning because he went to bed and woke up really early to get a couple of the current We're At War Russia clips which was good really appreciated that

1:31:07 And if you'd like to see any of the new features and if you'd like to protect podcasting moving forward because it truly is the last place where we can kind of speak our mind and they want to lock it down, they want to shut it off. They're going to attack and remove people from their legacy apps that are using Apple's done it Spotify will do what Google will do at Amazon will do it get a new podcast app modern one a newpodcastapps.com and that definitely goes for this show I make sure that he can always receive us We received quite a bit of treasure today for the show and I presume some of that is for the palindrome, which is people love numerology when it comes to producing the show. But also just some people coming in who are claiming knighthood etc., and we'll kick it off with Brett Fanelli from Claysburg Pennsylvania $1,428.57

1:32:03 Which he says is one of his favorite numbers. Yeah, and he's got a long spiel about it. I don't think i can do it justice but ill get into it. I've been meaning to donate with my other favorite number for awhile but alas! I was a douchebag Eventually Ill make that donation too But now that you're dropping pod 1428 I just knew I had to make this one now And he asks for a de-douching In his opening and did he have a couple jingles? Yeah, I had some interesting You've been de-douche We continue with his note per the book of knowledge one four two eight five seven is the best known cyclic number in base ten

1:32:46 Can we dispute that? No. I don't think so, he's got documentation in that little note of his If it is multiplied by 2 3 4 5 or 6 the answer will be a cyclic number of itself and will correspond to the repeating digits of 2 slash 7 3 dash 7 4 slash 7 5 slash 7 6 slash 7 respectively meaning the result will always be the same digits in the same order at a different starting point And then he has a formula And he's really excited about this formula. He is excited about this number, this is his number! This is the shit man, he says those aren't factorials it's excitement!!!

1:33:28 Notice what digits are not included in the results anywhere. 369 supposedly understanding the significance of three six and nine is the key to the universe According to Nikola Tesla according to some face bag post or some shit But anyway, love is lit amen fist bump Brett finnelli sir B3 night of the 88 fingers that will be his His night name any humbler requests extra bong hits and bourbon for everybody at the roundtable along with a dose of your most potent relationship Karma and the following jingles, and now he asked for a couple of things which are all karma jingles. I don't think he needs bong hits to be honest about it. Why do you say that? Yeah, I think he's high So he says he wants this life is a scam Life is a scam. Hold on didn't have that life is a scam hmm. I know we have that I don't know a scam

1:34:30 I don't remember ever hearing life is a scam. I think it's something you said, but...I don't know if we- I have something here that's scam related. Then he wants- It's a scam, but- Goat scream? R2D2 scream? But these are all karma jingles so okay And then and then a stereo scream So you're pushing in a little bit, because your numbers are so fun We'll do it for ya Life is a scam You've got Karma. You've got karma. Alright, sub simmer down

1:35:14 Thank you very much. Yeah, that was it actually was the most interesting note of the day. Ross Jennings comes in next with a thousand dollars I can find no note from him whatsoever under Ross or Jennings and i'm sure he'll get back to us eventually but $1,000 is highly appreciated think he's does an instant night numbers and I don't know I'm gonna have to dig around Tom and Jake as comes in next and they're from Provincetown Massachusetts at 444 dot 44 Greetings from the No Agenda Married Gays. Hey! Provincetown, yay. Provincetown, Provincetown Donating 2x222.22 to celebrate 2222 being the two year wedding anniversary for the two of us and they never had a fight Sorry Also 2222 is the second of a series of monthly original song releases Jake is doing

1:36:10 Hope to Know Agenda producer community checks out LA is a Ghost Town by Jake or Jacob available on all the music platforms. Just regular karma for the many more years of happy marriage! LA is what? A ghost town? LA's a ghost town. Hmm, okay. Karma karma karma. Anyone want regular karma? You've got karma Let me see, LA is a ghost town. I was wondering if it was... There you go! No? Josh and Jake? Hmm, I'm gonna have to look for that. I like-I've heard his music. I wanna hear it. It'd be fun. Uh thank you Married Gays Mike Nikolaj Czuck We know him as Sir Roll SK Saskatoon Canada 53607

1:37:02 he writes I have finally completed my slow climb to Baron. I hereby claim the Canadian pre-confederation region of Rupert's land map below He did he sent in a man. Yeah, he has a map Rupert's land that's an interesting part That's quite a bit of Candinavia there so yeah, I think that's good I don't think anyone's claimed it according to the peerage map There's only one other knight claimant in this region who is now my vassal I would be willing to meet Sir Robert Goschko, Viscount of Sherwood Park and Strathcona County on the field of battle. You're not supposed to battle your fellow knights man! Or negotiate an appropriate tax rate in exchange for me allowing him to manage the lands currently under his rule. I would manage these lands wisely and assure any new Lords or Knights pay an appropriate tax for their peerage."

1:37:49 Please keep up the great work because we need you now more than ever. Cyril S.K., Baron of Rupert's Land, home of the free unless you protest, regards he says and of course he was also an executive producer for The No Agenda Show episode 922 and will become a baron today! We appreciate it thank you so much Next on the list is Chad Belcher and Biloxi, Mississippi 355.55 again No note from a Chad Belcher that is in my inbox anyway So I'll move on to but he can always send a note later. I'll move on to Susan bring them bring bring them bring him Brigham, in Coeur d'Alene Idaho $350 and she writes this donation is honor of my smoking hot husband's 65th birthday on February 23rd. Happy Birthday to Scott Brigham from his wife Susan as well as his kids Tyler and Courtney and son-in-law Ryan all of whom he has hit in the mouth over the past 10 years

1:38:48 This is my first time donating so I'm requesting a de-douching as well. You've been de-douched! Thank you for the show and the enlightenment it spreads. Oh, you're welcome. Florence Jennings our favorite executive producer of Mount333.33 she's from Great Britain However, writes from Singapore Scotland and France trying to navigate the biotechnology with better news decoding in the morning. And that's it and we appreciate that Florence this is very nice I'm glad that we can help. Sir Babaluchi from Hawaii Honolulu 333 dot 33 Brian Eubanks is his name what does sir Babaluchi write on a note he sent in?

1:39:36 Donation from Sir Babaluchi and the Nashville, oh at the Nashville skating rink. Thank you for the organ to the organizers It is wonderful to see so many people outside their comfort zone love is lit sir Babaluchi wife and daughter from Honolulu Hawaii We move right on to Chris Willis from Hendersonville Tennessee I would say this is probably another Another skating donation. Dear Crackpot and Buzzkill, hard to believe but I've been with the show since the Bush administration! Wait did we already read this one? Well i don't think so...I think we did um it's hard to believe but I've been with the show since the bush administration. I had the pleasure of meeting Adam and redacted yes we've done this one John

1:40:24 I remember the redacted. How did you get it? Because this came in the package from Dame Jennifer, this note and the one you just read from Honolulu... I'm reading it on the scans that was sent this morning from the back office Yeah and those came in yesterday from a envelope of The care package from Dame Jennifer this note and the one you just read from Honolulu right, but she sent those in advance. She sends them on a spreadsheet remember And then we read them all I don't know because you would have gotten that I didn't get that all I got is what came in the envelope They were on our regular spreadsheet We read this one, but I'll do it again

1:41:00 Had the pleasure of meeting Adam and Redacted at the Big Bang Bar during the Hot Pockets Tour as well as The Indomitable, Right Honorable Sir Jeff Smith. Thank you for helping me have a sane perspective at least part of time during all these insane times All producers should be grateful for the foresight and wisdom to keep things decentralized sustainable lest we all be listening to Rachel Maddow and NPR instead Any asks specifically for... And now I know Now I know He said dealer's choice and this was my point. This is where we got... Yes, well I have dealer's choice now! Dealer's choice? And the flip- Now you're talking There you go that's it You've got your dealer's choice Congratulations and thank you Michael Kellner in Rippon California 333 needs a dedouching We've got that in store for ya You've been Deduced Since COVID I've listened to all the past episodes

1:41:57 Geez. Amazing to relive history, F Joe, F Trudeau, F WEF, F Hillary! Too many to call out! I would like to hear the John Boobs compilation who doesn't love boobs? Is there a John's Boobs compilation? Who doesn't love him? What's what is a COVID boob donation

1:42:48 Uh, just... I don't know. Okay. Sir Gene Duke of Texas is your buddy he's there in Austin and he's the one who helps you out 333 used to be the sheriff yeah He is a sheriff Yeah right he's now the duke All he says keep on truckin' everyone it's 2-2 Sir Gene Duke of Texas from The Unrelenting Podcast Honk honk honk honk! Mmhmm honk honk Jeff Holland is in Winter Springs, Florida 304.30 This palindrome donation plus a boobs donation 304.30 should get me into knighthood on show date 22422 Hip hip hooray! Please knight me sir Now he spells it G-H-O-T-I But I believe you pronounce it fish I've received a pronunciation guide So you'd want to say Sir Goaty Fisher of the Space Coast

1:43:42 But I've been told you pronounce G-H-O-T-I as fish, and i don't know why. I can't remember. You're on your own And he wants to be called Sir Fish, Fisher of the Space Coast so he can attend the Orlando meetup this Sunday February 27th and not go as a douchebag. And he would enjoy a helping of classic mutton and mead at the night's roundtable. Of course we have that! Adam will you please let us know where the full list of NA jingles resides? I could only find the NA ringtone clips webpage so my references are based on those titles Allow me to tell you, we do not publish our jingles because other shows take them have fun with them steal them and never give us credit. And it's not just podcasts its radio shows television show so screw em all! We don't do that. Phone Boy does have a pretty good collection he says I believe it is your voice on the You Stupid Fools clip that I requested in my last donation yeah but there was something I said on the show it's not really a clip

1:44:41 Given today's current events, I really hope you can play the following jingles. Cruise missile sound effect... Oh hold on a second. Aye aye aye aye aye. Cruise missile sound effects and we have a cruise missile somewhere okay? I got the cruise missile what else does he want John can't read that off for me You stupid fools. I don't have that one what's the cruise missile? Somethings a scam, let me look. Putin, he got Putin. I think we have Putin. Cruise missiles sound effect Putin. PUTIN! This is a scam and you stupid fools and top it off with a karma. Huh...I don't have stupid fool. I'll just say stupid fools.

1:45:23 Life is a scam. You stupid fools! You've got karma Thanks for the entertainment guys Orlando no agenda meetup Sunday February 27th at Hourglass Brewing on Curryford 12 p.m.. To 333 p.m.. Love is lit Frederick Sellin in Vosturd's you vosturds Sweden yes did us I think it's vast there is Vastras, vastras. Vastras 28644 I wanted to celebrate my birthday with a 242 donation among other things talk about how great your pod

1:46:08 Your pod is. I will however hijack my own note here, it's too late with a 3333 donation in honor of Richard Roland Wayne Johnson who passed away on the 16th of February this year he was 20 years old and living with a muscle deteriorating disease i don't know him well but with his incredible outlook on life He touched the hearts and minds of people that that had the pleasure of knowing him. Big shout out to the people of Anarchy Worldwide and an $11.11 donation in the name of Beef Akron... Anarcho Daddy? Anarcho Daddy, of Louisiana this uh.. The reason I had the pleasure meeting Rich et al

1:46:56 And also find the great content that is no agenda show. He got hit in the mouth by the same guys I guess It's hard to say Rest easy rich dealer's choice of... Here we go, dealer's choice Of life celebrating jingles and karma for all Dealer's choice! And the flip-flop! Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. You've got karma It's fun to bring up all the Putin jingles again He is back in vogue Mike Newman is in... Mike Newman is... PUTIN!

1:47:45 Mike Newman is in Georgetown, Texas. 252.69 Howdy John Anatomy writes I'm grateful for the tireless efforts of you gents and the Gitmo Nation producers And for Sam for hitting me in the mouth keep on honking y'all this donation takes me to knighthood I hope to humbly serve for many years to come please let night me sir Mike of Georgetown Texas 512 Pecan Porter John Mueller rip meets biff oh shit Okay 512 pecan porter John Mueller rest in peace meets beef ribs and Texas peach cobbler with bluebell vanilla will do fine for the roundtable You got it. Do you want that Blue Bell Vanilla? We're there without the e-Cola Jingle screw your freedom to to the head and lady no, we have all of those for you Screw your freedom through your feed them two to the head and new

1:48:38 Jobs calm because they keep pushing us to register our status and well I refuse to register International business trips are showing back up on the calendar for this summer, and I don't think And he doesn't finish that sentence. Tomorrow, the 25th is my birthday please add me to the fun and frivolity of today's birthday list lovers lit Mike Newman Georgetown Texas PS although the Texas barbecue legend was that John Mueller has prematurely passed The round table is a powerful place so maybe those beef ribs will show up anyway had to ask we got him for you Screw your freedom Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You've got karma.

1:49:33 Texas at 224-66. First donation, please dedouche me. You've been dedouched! I'd like to call out my brother Taylor as a douchebag. That said, I would like to thank him for hitting me in the mouth and thank you both for producing biweekly infosainment I would like to dedicate this donation to our late father whose birthday would fall on February 24th. I would like to request a honk, honk followed by an ooh for jingles and a job karma for both mine and my brother's small construction businesses Thank you for your courage Garrett Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma

1:50:23 We have Scott Tweed, Parts Unknown 224.66 associate executive producer credit coming your way today 224 marks another 33 trips around the sun for my dad Brian Tweed please switcheroo this associate executive producer credit to him in celebration well how about that Brian so if your dad is 33 how old are you? Curious This is very nice that you're doing that for your dad. It's cool He's a longtime producer of the show including art for episode 662 and hits people in the mouth every chance he gets and clearly raised a fine young human resource

1:51:07 I only started listening after Adam's first appearance on JRE, though i haven't missed an episode since. We don't see each other often enough living in different states but listening to NOAGENDA has definitely brought us closer together. Adam and John thank you may you never find an exit strategy! Jingles a biscuit on my birthday, a noo we got a mac and cheese jingle and an ooh These are getting hard to parse. And a goat karma. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. No. Mac and Cheese by Ayn Rand. Ooh, you've got karma. Lily Patch comes in with $224.22

1:51:55 And these are all palindromes, I should note. Yes, correct. In the morning jance after listening to Sunday's show regarding the World Economic Forum penetrating our highest offices, I felt beholden to write a... To the show and ask for support from my dear friend Amy Reichert of Reopen San Diego who is running to replace Nathan Fletcher as supervisor She found herself in a unique position after the county decided it needed redistricting. This remapping now places her in Nathan Fletcher's District 4. Nathan is part of the WEF and has been a key player in stripping away San Diegans' rights these last two years with masking children mandates, tweeting disparaging comments during Board of Supervisor meetings to shutting down

1:52:48 BOS meetings to the public entirely. Of all the board supervisors, he's the slimiest of them all we need to collectively remove all Klaus Schwab indoctrinated politicians out of positions of power I can't argue about that Amy is doing her part and didn't hesitate the minute she found out she was able to run against him She courageously entered, I'm starting to sound like a newsreel. I like it! I like you got it and... She courageously entered the ring if you're not able vote him out then please consider helping this movement to remove Fletcher from office with your donation too Amy for San Diego dot com Amy is a true leader and has done so much

1:53:38 for those who thought they did not have a voice during the course of the pandemic. But every bit helps even if you're not in District 4. Let's join Amy in restoring life, liberty and love to San Diego! Oh and at Jobs Karma everything helps thank you Little Patch Lilypatch Man you start to sound like Ron Burgundy there for a moment Say alright San Diego! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! As an aside, Will Ferrell will be keynoting the podcast...the next podcast movement or something whatever the conference is called. Because you know he does a very successful podcast The Ron Burgundy Podcast He does? Well they say it's successful who knows huh yeah they make these mistakes like why would you do that well I know why you'd do it because people want to go see

1:54:40 See him. Yeah, and the last time they go we've got Mark Cuban He's gonna change podcasting forever with his what was it fire house fire brand fire? Fire Set your hair on fire remember he had something had a podcast hit now he had like a no he did the keynote at the last podcast conference Because he was launching Fire, I can't remember what... They launched it? Well they launched it but it was basically a clubhouse with podcast feeds. Oh please. Fireside and he stole the name from fireside.fm and of course the whole thing went to shit. And so you're gonna bring in like- These people are not podcasters! Exactly. He's a basketball team owner and a entrepreneurial type. Philanderer. He's not a podcaster, he's never done broadcasting yeah okay he's on a broadcast

1:55:33 Shark tank, but the Will Ferrell is not a podcast. He doesn't need to be a podcaster with the point yeah, that's typical anonymous 224 dot 2o says I need to remain anonymous you got it birthday donation any group that would have me is Not any group that would have me as not a group. I would be a knight for thank you for promoting critical thinking Here's my treasure sure understand That's a kind of reworking of the Groucho Marx comment. Any club that would have me as a member... I wouldn't join any club that would have ME as a member! Okay, well we're pretty degenerate over here but okay if you think you're better? I think i know what he means Yeah Tom Blauers is next and he's in Brownsville We had a lot of Texans today yeah He's in the famous town of Brownsville

1:56:35 Where's Brownsville from you? Can you get there, can you get there by walking? Dude I can't even find Ukraine on the map okay so i don't know. 2222 In the morning and sending a row of waterfowl as I begin my own journey to the roundtable please dedouche me You've been de-douched! I'm trying to figure out which is more nutritious The goat scream Howard Dean or their Howard Dean goatscream sandwich Thanks for the... good luck. Uh, thanks for the jobs, Carm. I started a new job this past month. Please give a honk-honk for all the truckers! Thank you for your courage we much! Hornblowers Brown... Tomblowers? Tomblowers in Brownsville. Huh that's interesting.

1:57:34 karma yeah he threw down the challenge Andy Collins is in Santa Fe Texas once again with a row of ducks slash geese 222.22 for his birthday which is on which was on 2-22-22 first donation listen since Adams first Rogan appearance keep up the good work can I get a little goat karma well you may be your first time at donor but you know what you want got very nice thank you Now we have Charles Hoffman in Des Moines, Iowa with 222.22 a no note then we have Stephen Gann in parts unknown 222.22 and he says Trudeau is asshole Thank you for your courage Succinctness see that's the kind of succinct note that we really know that's enough right there

1:58:20 I'm sorry. Go ahead, I have to cough. Dame Dane is in Bingen and that's in Switzerland. Bingen! Rove ducks my favorite show 222.22 you keep me informed and healthy thank you can I please have some health karma for my dad who has lost himself and some jobs... who has lost himself And some jobs karma from our beautiful man the mainframe guy. Oh love and light Dame Dame Well, of course will combine that for you jobs jobs Jobs and jobs Now here's the kind of note I just feel good about. Marcus Muller in Montabaur, Deutschland 222.22 and he simply says can't pass up this date slash number to donate to the best podcast in the world. Universe. Isn't that great? Oh yeah, in the universe sorry That's the way I like to see it you know You put a number out there and everyone loves it No he is Deutsch He gets it He follows your orders

1:59:24 There's no orders. Hey Brian, there are no orders! We got 222.22 from Brian and Susie Morris from Maine good friends I've stayed at their place up there in Liberty Maine is where they live I met them on the Hot Pockets tour said we had a receipt At LL beans flagship store today. We were number 33 and it was 2 to 2 to 2 time to donate Thank you for the reminder universe You guys are the best keep it up no jingles No karma, but we have been listening since the beginning and I realize we are way past $1,000 in donations So please give the Dame hood to Susie dub her Suzie Dame head gardener

2:00:09 And we shall certainly do that. Thank you, good to hear from you guys! Glad all is well in Liberty, Liberty Maine. James Van Winsberg in Lovisville Virginia 222.22 used the opportunity in paper to write this note I replied to the newsletter hope it works I didn't get anything and it definitely didn't have anything with the subject line donation which i will remind people that has to be in there some guy wrote a couple of long notes and they just caught him by accident. They were not giving me the clue I need, I needed a subject line that I can search before we file this

2:00:52 this spreadsheet. Peter Karnowski, 222.22 and he says, This donation is in honor of Rebecca my truly amazing beautiful devoted wife I send you all my love! Peter no jingles no karma Well that makes it easy doesn't it? Yeah Next up we have Tyler Brown from Manchester New Hampshire 222.22 wants don't trust China oh he wants the full asshole Okay, because we have short and we have full. Asshole... okay, we got the asshole I'd like to call out Ryan M of the Lower Hudson Valley New York as a douchebag! This donation is in honor of my smoking hot wife Sarah mothered to our three human resources The youngest of which turns two on Tuesday 2-2-2-2-2

2:01:44 And we'll have our 10 year wedding anniversary later this year and we're growing closer each year. Her smile and nurse humor light up every room she is in as well of some other attributes wink, wink! What could he possibly mean? We recently moved from New York State to the great state of New Hampshire due to both of us losing our jobs for not accepting the jab into our lives. I had worked in the solar industry for over a decade and she was a labor and delivery nurse now our family can live free and thrive in the granite state We made the move in large part because of the Free State Project. You should check it out, they're doing very important work here to ensure that New Hampshire will remain free we couldn't be happier we found a real community of people who value freedom and liberty from the bottom of our hearts I want to thank The NO Agenda Show Thank you! And i would like to attend a meetup Live free or die Yeah yeah I'd love to live in the... It's live free and thrive

2:02:45 So, this... I've heard about the Free State Project. Isn't that an actual area of the Free State Project or is it just all of New Hampshire? I have no idea. My beat is keeping track at what's up in Jefferson. Jefferson? Yeah, Jefferson. The state that speaks as part of Southern Oregon and Northern California. Oh! Okay well that's a good beat to have Here's your jingles. Donald Trump don't trust China! China is asshole! That's true. Whoa, you got butt-slapped! Shamus Fleming in Ukiah California he's in the state of Jefferson There you go He chooses to be

2:03:31 222 are buddy brunettis in the state of Jefferson, the lower part. Take my geese I have been on a strict regimen of amygdala shrinking therapy since late last April and have yet and I have failed to donate once. My friend Shane hit me in the mouth all those months ago, yet he too has failed to donate! Please remove my douche and insert it firmly into my good friend so that he may remember our shared shame until his cleansed of his sins. You've been de-douche'd! And we'll place the douche over here... There you go, it's been moved Thanks for all the great deconstruction and authentic entertainment you two serve up twice a week I know no other show that offers shrewd analysis of the media

2:04:26 and the elite Agenda while making me crack up laughing. No, Agenda really is a comedy podcast. Shh! Don't tell anybody. I request a haunting solo from John's musical rock. I think he's referring to... The Recorder, I think? No no, he's talking about the little rock that I have that I talked about on this show Do you have it there? Yeah, I have it. Goat karma for all of the beautiful souls out there love has lit yours truly Seamus Fleming. Why don't you give him the go karma now play the rock? You've got Karma Little Rock John's gonna be performing I Don't know how anyone plays this thing That rock sounds pretty good actually is that the rocks that just has a hole in it

2:05:33 No, it is a some but this is actually made out of clay. We've talked about this fired Yeah And then it has it looks like a small rock and it's got like five holes in it and he's been tuned This guy ever he said just a couple years ago It's been I don't know how he makes it work the best part is it's been tuned yeah we could have could tell it was so tightly tuned Well, it's been tuned. Stan Salisbury is in Gainesville Florida sends us a row of ducks his Tuesday donation thank you very much Steve Still also came in with the 22222 and he says would you mind I guess he's taking his music off of Spotify who Steven still is still it's not stills oh I see it's not the same guy and that's Steve with V not a pH well you were to say hey nice to meet you Stefan

2:06:28 I just imagine you meeting Stephen Stills and go, hey Stephan how are you doing? Hi fellas! He says would you mind reading this on air and posting in the show notes. You don't really post your notes in the show notes No Let's see what he wants... Oh I see what he wants Hey fellas hi fellas hi fellas hi fella hi fella hi guys smash that like button subscribe I've been listening since Adam's first appearance on Twit But this is my first donation, can I please get a de-douching? You've been de-douched. Our hope is that we can leverage our love of dogs to help lift ourselves out of wage slavery. Our two adorable and available puppies are named Chewy and Little Bear. Here's a tip, never get a puppy named Chewy!

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2:10:42 Oh, a little update. A little update. The fire on a cargo ship carrying thousands of cars in the Atlantic Ocean is finally burning out it caught fire one week ago 1100 Porsches are among the vehicles lost the cargos worth 330 million dollars crews are expected to board the ship today after tugboats sprayed water on the ship yesterday Just a little update there's pretty good video I put it in show notes that explains why this happened Not specifically about this, but man when you see what happens with those sea containers they get jostled around quite a bit. Particularly the ones on top and have you seen some of those new ships? That's crazy how big they are! Well there are number of cars that supposedly were in this thing is astonishing to me because I... In the olden days when the cars used to come over and they still do over into one of the docks in Richmond and they drop them off from Toyota and Honda I believe

2:11:42 I think they would carry, you know like five or six hundred cars. These things are thousands! It's incredible...I just love that they all burn because of electric vehicle runway battery thermal fire or whatever not confirmed not confirmed not confirmed obviously doesn't matter so i like it we'll take it and hit the truckers before we get into some COVID because kind of work backwards from it um and this is interestingly enough we discussed this Three shows ago, the title of our show was Honk! Honk!, we immediately got a note from Sir Brian of London who said oh you're in trouble now. Of course there was no trouble whatsoever but now we learn exactly what Brian of London said was true from from a recording here of the Candanavian Parliament How many guns need to be seized?

2:12:37 How much vitriol do we have to see of Honk-Honk, which is an acronym for Hail Hitler? I told you. I told you! Alright now we have a problem and I think...I want to talk about this for a moment and then we can talk about the solution This trucker protest looks like it's being replicated Well, here's two clips ABC. This morning the Washington DC area bracing for a convergence of big rig truckers the so called people's convoy arriving to protest and so-called John so called people's convoys. The so called people's convoy arriving to protest government COVID restrictions. Are you planning to park?

2:13:29 when he gets busy. I haven't made that decision yet trucker Bob Ballas leading a group from Pennsylvania, he says thousands more truckers will be coming by next week some from as far as California planning to be in place before and after President Biden's State of the Union address on Tuesday this is peaceful we're not looking for trouble So let them not create trouble. Okay, because no matter what it is there's other convoys coming from all over the country I call this the first wave We're gonna surf on in there It follows a similar protest in Canada that jammed the bridge crossing into Michigan, holding up trade and threatening the US economy. Many of the DC bound truckers say they want their freedom back pointing out that COVID cases and hospitalizations are dropping nationwide. What we're looking for is to end the emergency declaration

2:14:25 to end the mandates on the vaccine and the mask mandates. In response, The Pentagon has approved about 700 National Guard troops to help with traffic control and security in and around DC and fencing may be reinstalled around the Capitol. I'm pretty sure they are indeed re-installing the fencing around the Capitol No, the fences have been shown to do their and there another quick clip. Hundreds of National Guard troops will be deployed around Washington D C is security officials brace for trucker protests in the coming days at least three truck convoys inspired by recent protest against covid restrictions in Canada

2:15:01 are set to arrive in the DC area as early as this week. Some protest organizers are promising to cause gridlock in the D.C suburbs, The Pentagon has now approved 700 National Guard members to help control traffic and carry out other duties. They will not be armed." Okay um this is a very bad idea it's a very bad idea to have a convoy going to dc certainly during a political speech, the chance that you get rousted into some kind of follow-on January 6th scenario I would say is quite high. What do you think Dr. Dvorak? Well there's a couple things one I don't know what the point of it is if they really felt where they knew about the Canadian stuff that could drive up to Canada and go up there...I just don't.. I think its pointless to be honest about it

2:15:55 We don't have the kind of mandates state by state. Some states have a lot, some have none. How about Florida? I don't get it there's something else going on i don't know what it is but i do think it's interesting that they got the National Guard called out when Trump asked for the National Guard before January 6th they wouldn't do it right well they learned their lesson because now the terrorists are coming again the domestic violent extremists...I'm not even sure if there's really a trucker organization that wants to do this This sounds like a setup to me. It's the whole thing is sketchy I have a better idea and this would work for Global, this is a global idea Okay now we're not allowed to call for general strikes in the United States And that would never do that That's illegal In fact if I said on the podcast We need a general strike could I get in trouble? Somebody wanted to get you in trouble for sure okay So I'm not gonna do this however I have the following proposal

2:16:53 Why don't we truckers I'll just be a trucker for a moment. Why don't we admit you know what? You were wrong We were wrong, but you are right. We didn't follow the science We want to atone for our mistake and we will do that next week by doing something we have never done We want to follow the science we want we're going to do worship Science Week And since you were right on this COVID stuff, you're definitely going to be right on climate change. So in order to worship science all next week we are going to save the globe by not driving our trucks at all! We'd like to start Worshipping Science Week with New York and Washington DC so while you have no food for the next week please know that you are following the science What do you think?

2:17:48 I don't know if you'd make a good agitator. This is love, man! I love the earth. I want to follow the science and I want everybody to do that with us because celebrating science and worshipping science in New York City without trucks coming in... You'll really atone kind of like Jews do. You know? You don't eat or drink for a couple days it'll be great We'll take that into consideration and I don't think you will be arrested but that's not calling for a general strike. No, that's why i'm not calling for a strike! I'm calling for Worship Science Week Yeah okay well if you keep doing it every year you'll probably end up having it work out It takes awhile Don't do THAT! Oh NO! Oh NO! Oh NO! Don't do THAT! You get in trouble

2:18:45 So let's look at COVID for a minute because I've got a little point to make here. By the way, but I want to play these clips which is that the whole situation is falling apart. Yes and being blamed on onto the CDC Yeah well they can blame it on anyone they want but it's beside the point because the CDC is not the only one But lets listen to this...I got three clips Besides the Balmer Klotz clip, this is a good clip I bet. Well let's play the Balmer Klotz and then play the other falling apart clip. I'm glad you got a clip because i've seen the story but I never have found a clip. Hi I am Steve Kirsch with the Vaccine Safety Research Foundation. Oh who is this Steve Kirsch? I want to be his friend! I'm Steve Kirsch with the Vaccine Safety Research Foundation. I'm here with Richard Hirshman. Richard is an

2:19:34 Funeral director and embalmer has been doing this for 20 years. He works out of Alabama, was featured on a video with Dr Jane Ruby where he was talking about unusual blood clotting that he's observed since May or June of this year and it's gotten progressively worse so that now uh this month it's over 60 percent of the people that he embalms has these unusual clots that he'd never seen before in over 20 years of doing this. And also, other embalmers have not seen it before either and they're seeing it also for the first time this year and they're basically seeing the same weird stuff

2:20:20 that you're seeing. So my first question is, Richard because I'm assuming that people have viewed the Jane Ruby video of you where you describe the clots and pictures of the clots and so forth, but we won't get into that. But let's talk about your peers when you start to ask your peers to say hey have you seen this? Like when did they notice They seem to notice it after I tip them off. Some of these peers, these people that are really highly respected doing this for by

2:20:59 about as long as I live, don't do as much embalming now as they used to. I brought them these pictures after I had gathered several of them because I wanted to make sure you know this is not just me seeing this like okay now i'm not crazy yes I've not seen this stuff in the last 20 years and now I have all this stuff hey you've got many more years of experience than I did Have you ever seen it? Because I didn't want to come out with these pictures and be, you know. Oh yeah well he's just crazy. He's always been around but no they're just as concerned about these clots as I am." So the guy shows a bunch of... You know he's got these long clots that are coming through when they're doing the embalming process. It's kind of gross

2:21:50 But anyway, so that's like a thing that no one wants to talk about too much. Well you know what is going to happen? Cremation will become mandatory. Well he said that right now... He says he can't see if there are blood clots in the younger, the millennials because they all get cremated but I don't know if it could be... They're not gonna be able to do mandatory creation, cremation because there are too many religions that won't allow it That's not happening, but this whatever the case is he had Talked to the news. Nobody will talk to him in the mainstream But what he did what he doesn't say or even allude to as if it's from kovat or from the vaccinations could be either one No, these are unvaccinated people. He does allude to it. Oh these are unvaccinated people yeah Really? No no they're back I'm sorry oh They're back there all that okay alright

2:22:41 Very few un-vacs have these, none of them that I saw or he saw has these weird clots are long and they're clogging up. The question is are the clots appearing after the people die? Or were the clots already in there when they died? Well, they have to...I think if the clots killed him how about that for an idea like that comedian who fell on stage i put it into no agenda social feed Heather MacDonald yeah Yeah, that was great. I think Bob Saget probably had the same thing because he was bragging about his all these shots. No no no no Heather McDonald she played it off by saying well i did just get my booster but i hadn't eaten like okay She cracked her skull yeah i know It's an improvement

2:23:28 Well, she wasn't funny. That's for sure. Let's listen to this couple of the I got a new vaccines clip is 31 seconds or these late to the party people? I don't understand what the point is display that which one am I looking forward new vaccines under COVID A couple of major drug makers say they intend to seek regulatory approval for a new COVID-19 vaccine. Drug companies Sanofi and GlaxoSmithKline said they'll move ahead with the process after the company's two dose COVID vaccine showed a high level of protection against the disease Late stage trials show the vaccine about 58% effective in preventing infection and 75% effective in preventing moderate to severe disease. Drug makers say they'll seek regulatory approval from both the US Food and Drug Administration and the European Medicines Agency. I don't think you get the same results from eating garlic!

2:24:23 And now we have the COVID narrative starting to go all over the place. This is an interesting clip. And if all this feels a bit familiar, well here was CDC Director Rochelle Walensky last spring. If you are fully vaccinated you can start doing the things that you had stopped doing because of the pandemic In May 2021, Walensky announced that fully vaccinated people no longer had to mask up We have all longed for this moment

2:25:01 when we can get back to some sense of normalcy. At the time, that guidance surprised a lot of people like Lena Wen, a professor of public health at George Washington University. The CDC seems to have gone from one extreme of over-caution to another of basically throwing caution out the window. That was Wen last year but she told NPR that this moment is different Now, the vaccination rate overall is much higher Children five and older have been able to be vaccinated since November. She also said that while Omicron is highly contagious, it proved to be generally milder and has already swept through the country And I think as importantly there is a recognition that we cannot be in a perpetual state of emergency

2:25:45 the CDC has already hinted that future guidance will be more measured. Here's Rochelle Walensky again at a White House COVID briefing last week. We want to give people break from things like mask wearing when these metrics are better and then have the ability to reach for them again should things worsen. All right, so as things fall apart with the narrative. This is the funniest of the clips this is the COVID four or five six shots clip So how long does immunity last after people get vaccinated? If you got a booster shot more than a few months ago should you think about a fourth shot? NPR's Aisha Roscoe spoke with global health correspondent Michaelene Duclef about that I understand that several countries are already starting to roll out four doses including Sweden and Chile do people

2:26:32 Do people here in the US need a fourth dose? Fourth dose?! Yeah, so right now the data suggests that for the general population... Oh my god! This is bad radio programming. Is this NPR? What is this? Yep This is bad programming. You do not toss to a reporter who has the same annoying voice as the one who's tossing this is just... Oh, you've got to listen to some of these complete these productions they have two of it this is like I'm noticing this with podcasting and it began with Sophia with an F and her friend Alexander Alex would original Alex not that when she's with now there you couldn't tell one from the other

2:25:45 the CDC has already hinted that future guidance will be more measured. Here's Rochelle Walensky again at a White House COVID briefing last week. We want to give people break from things like mask wearing when these metrics are better and then have the ability to reach for them again should things worsen. All right, so as things fall apart with the narrative. This is the funniest of the clips this is the COVID four or five six shots clip So how long does immunity last after people get vaccinated? If you got a booster shot more than a few months ago should you think about a fourth shot? NPR's Aisha Roscoe spoke with global health correspondent Michaelene Duclef about that I understand that several countries are already starting to roll out four doses including Sweden and Chile do people

2:26:32 Do people here in the US need a fourth dose? Fourth dose?! Yeah, so right now the data suggests that for the general population... Oh my god! This is bad radio programming. Is this NPR? What is this? Yep This is bad programming. You do not toss to a reporter who has the same annoying voice as the one who's tossing this is just... Oh, you've got to listen to some of these complete these productions they have two of it this is like I'm noticing this with podcasting and it began with Sophia with an F and her friend Alexander Alex would original Alex not that when she's with now there you couldn't tell one from the other

2:27:11 And I'm noticing this on a lot of podcasts and sportscasts, it's like you can't...I don't recognize what...this is like casting. People don't understand that doesn't look like her sister. Sometimes you need to have a blonde or redhead, brunette someone with their hair up and someone with their hair down so they can remember the characters! If everybody looks exactly the same with the same hair color and same hairstyle, you can't figure out what the hell's going on. And this is the same thing with audio even more so that's why it's when two people work together like you start sounding like each other that's not gonna happen with us since I don't have your malefluous tones. But the point is yes! Yes, I know

2:27:55 What's interesting is that the podcast Academy, one of these groups who you know if they wanted me I would never join kind of deals. They Or can always say, we need more women in podcasting. More women... Women are taking over podcasting! What are you talking about? They're everywhere with and it's fine but these voices... So how long does immunity last after people get vaccinated if you got a booster shot more than a few months ago should you think about a fourth shot NPR's Aisha Rosco spoke with global health correspondent Michaelene Duclef about that So I understand that several countries are already starting to roll out fourth doses including Sweden and Chile Do people here in the US need a fourth dose? Yes, so right now the data... Sorry. She says fourth dose come on she can't even speak

2:28:45 Do people here in the US need a fourth dose? Fourth dose?! Yeah, so right now the data suggests that for the general population people don't need a fourth dose and heres why. Last week a study came out of Israel looking specifically at what a fourth does. How much does it help? It's a preliminary study and it is pretty small. It included only about 700 people, but it found that quite clearly that 1 in 4 shots of either Pfizer or Moderna doesn't add much protection against infection beyond the third dose. Specifically, it increased protection by only about 10 to 30 percent and that protection will likely wane over time.

2:29:20 So, 10 to 30 percent increase. Why would the fourth shot not boost protection like the third shot did? Why isn't it the more the better? Yeah I was talking to Jenna Guthmiller about this she's an immunologist at the University of Chicago She says you know this vaccine really isn't designed to stop Omicron, stop Omicron infections It is designed to stop the original variants of the virus that circulated two years ago and are very different than Omicron We know that this virus is way more likely to cause an infection just because it's more infectious, right? Right! What used to work for something like you know the alpha variant and even to a certain degree with the Delta variant isn't perhaps not the same thing that's gonna be necessary for Omicron. In other words no matter how many shots you throw at it four five six it's just not going to stop infections This is first of all it's completely scripted

2:30:13 Completely. Completely scripted and I just want to remind everybody, I actually have this clip now on my phone just in case it won't play the whole thing but just the beginning of it where Bill Gates talks about this Omicron variant. In beating COVID-19? Well the you know sadly the virus itself particularly The variant called Omicron is a type of vaccine that creates both B-cell and T-cell immunity. I just noticed something new! It's not just Omicron, he says this variant and others acts like a vaccine. Well yeah if you get any of the disease it's like a vaccine... I know he's making the case for natural immunity. Duh yeah! What's this guy?

2:31:05 This guy... Oh, did you? All right now. Yeah sorry Now I want to get to a point which is nothing to do with this falling apart it's something else and it starts with..I don't know if this really triggered it but I have these two clips Omicron BA dot 2 and I got two versions of it um And it has to do with the naming nomenclature we were told in Greek That oh, this is the Greek alphabet. We're going through the Greek alphabet so we had Omicron. We skipped Z should be followed by pi or rho mm-hmm

2:31:41 But then if you remember when they tell why did we go from Delta to Omicron? They said well it's because before Omicron is G or Z, I think it was Xi. Yeah which you can't use because... It's racist and insults China but I'm looking at the Greek alphabet there's Alpha which by the way never was never it was never Alpha until after Delta. It was never called Alpha. No, but now they call it Alpha But if you look at the Greek alphabet got alpha beta gamma then Delta what happened to beta and Gamma? But between Delta and Omicron you have epsilon Zeta Eta Theta Iota Kappa Lambda These are new The reason... You can't use those names! You can't use those names! Omicron They're all fraternity names

2:32:33 There's something else going on, I think. But let's listen to this little spiel about Omicron instead of being or it would be after Omicron should be Pi or Rho or Sigma or Tau or Upsilon or Chi or Phi there's a bunch of them Psi and they're not all... there's not Omega at the end Let's listen to this little bullcrap about this variant first. Here's Nathan Grubaugh with the Yale School of Public Health. A lot of us were assuming that it was going to quickly take off in the United States, just like it was doing in Europe and become the new dominant variant But that hasn't happened yet Instead Jeremy Lubin at The University Of Massachusetts says cases of BA.2 have been steadily popping up

2:33:36 There are places where it's dominated pretty quickly, like Denmark. In the U.S., it's just kind of creeping up slowly." We asked NPR health correspondent Rob Stein to explain what people should be watching for. The CDC says BA.2 has now been found from coast to coast. Holy crap! What is this voice? What is this voice? What is it what is this? Don't ask. Here's our health correspondent Rob Stein to explain what people should be watching for the CDC says BA.2 has now been found from coast-to-coast and accounts for almost four percent of all new infections nationally

2:34:15 and Samuel Scarpino at the Rockefeller Foundation says BA.2 appears to be doubling every seven days. And so if it doubles again to 8% that means that we're you know into the exponential growth phase and we may be staring at another wave of COVID-19 coming in the US. That's, of course, the one that were really worried about and kind of why we're all on the edge of our seats. Oh John are you on the edge of your seat? Not really, but a couple of things. I mean we play the second part of this if you want to go to my kicker Can i say one thing about the correspondence in this clip? I think Daniel Lubin should hook up with Jeffrey Toobin and make a great pair. Lubin & Toobin!

2:35:03 They can both go on camera and do their thing. Do their thing? I'm not gonna play the second part of this, it's just more interesting. Oh okay all right But i want to play something else because that was this trigger this b a dot two instead of let's see let me look on this list again pi rho sigma dow epsilon there's all these greek alpha but we were told that you know omicron was picked because it was in the next you know all these you remember i remember delta Omicron, the only two they really actually pulled out of a hat. They pulled Delta and Omicron out of a hat of Greek letters there's no rhyme or reason to it no matter what they explained right? Well hopefully you have a deconstruction you can tell us what it's about well I'm wondering what its about after hearing this 20 year old clip

2:35:56 Now remember, there was never an alpha. It's always been delta and omicron Delta and Omicron So I found a 20 year old clip of Art Bell in 2002 discussing flying saucers with our buddy Bob Lazar who nobody knows if he is for real or not But I want to...I got this clip Listen to this clip And tell me if anything sticks out After all the UFO sightings, I'm sure you've seen a million pictures and moving video now of UFOs and all the rest of it. You think that Belgian sightings were perhaps accurate with what you know about the drive systems? Have you seen any other film or stills of UFO's

2:36:45 that look like the real McCoy to you? Absolutely. Because once I started looking into it, now I don't research this stuff anymore and I get a lot of people asking me UFO questions and actually believe it or not it doesn't interest me. I liked being involved in the project but I don't look at the UFO stories or research this stuff but when I did When I said the craft operate in two modes of the Omicron and Delta configuration From Omicron to Delta the way the craft flies through in space is belly first not flying horizontal like you see in a science fiction movie and as the craft leaves the ground in omicron mode they perform a roll maneuver

2:37:26 where the craft raises and eventually you see it at a 45 degree angle and then it becomes straight up and down 180 degrees. The amplifiers come to power, they focus on a point and the craft flies belly first at the target. You see a lot of UFO photographs here and there with crafts ascending in the sky at a 45 degree angle but flying up or sitting at odd angles in the sky. At least from what I can guess from the photographs, if they are genuine it looks like the crafter is transitioning from one mode to another. And so you've seen quite a few of those?

2:38:06 I've probably seen three or four of those. Three or four? Yeah So the majority of UFO photos are by you pretty much dismissed, but every now and then one hits you and you say hey look at that yeah if it has Something that clicks somewhere, but you know these days if boy you just take a picture into Adobe Photoshop And you know you can make anything. I do no Bob I can't thank you enough for coming on tonight with regard to your movie blue book so hey Do you have any idea what the title might be? first theremin and after the theremin The trolls are even calling for it Dude

2:38:57 So this is an alien space virus? I don't know what this means. To me it was like code because why was the spaceship anti-gravity mechanism having the two modes of Delta and Omicron, why those two names? And it's interesting because at a certain point they actually had like a 24 hour news cycle talking about a new variant as Omicron and Delta had converged, and it was called Deltacron which we even joked about. Yes they had the Omicron-Delta that was short lived but yes they still won't go to another Greek alphabet letter as much as I keep on this omicron delta omicron delta what is going on? And then i play this 20 year old clip where you have the same thing with a flying saucer mechanism's called the same thing yeah what you would say to me is okay that's really cute

2:39:49 But, but listen to this. Now we have some consensus on the original transistor technology being given by aliens to who was that one guy who created the transistor and then never heard from again? No, you heard from all these guys again. Shockley was the guy... What happened with Shockley is that he never invented anything again and he took his operation to Silicon Valley. He was partly responsible for the valley Fair enough So what if there was someone maybe a scientist who got the Delta Omicron space alien virus and decided instead of to do better for the world to clean up?

2:40:34 And the reason I bring this up in context of your clips here is there's a sub stack called True COVID and they now have what has been put together pretty well succinctly. We've been hearing about this, and it's now I think beyond theory they have found which others have found but now they've published everything. There is a United States Patent Office patent from 2017 that patents a genetic sequence which is 100% reverse match with the genetic sequence found in SARS-CoV2. Which really can only mean that, that sequence was put into this virus Now of course if you'd like to know who owns the patent on that sequence what would you guess? It's easy Fauci Moderna

2:41:32 Right Moderna. Yeah, yeah How about this for it if you want to go another step okay? Because it doesn't make sense that we'd be giving a weapon that we're creating to China It just doesn't make any sense is dumb how about this is if we're gonna go in this direction with the theremin You started it This was an alien virus, it wasn't necessarily what's floating around or Omicron. And they were looking for a way to stop it and that's why this research was going on for looking for a real vaccine and that's when Moderna did all these attempts to find the vaccine for this thing. That's where the code comes in. So they were working on some way of preventing it and China knew about

2:42:26 And we knew about it, but China knew about it and they were since they were working on. They're the ones who freaked out the most when the thing escaped that stupid lab. Yeah, they like they always better lock people is because there's an alien thing that could kill all mankind. It turns out that it couldn't quite But the, and then Omicron was released out of the blue which we all know this. Omicron is on a separate timeline. It's the antidote! That to me is the alien antidote. That's what they were developing. The alien antidote But it's just I find this whole thing because of those two words and the fact that they were giving a bullshit story about oh yeah we can't use G, we have to use Omicron. But that doesn't follow because the first one was Delta Alpha was never used and Delta and then jump from Delta to Omicron This is code! Is it possible that since we're doing this

2:43:25 that maybe the aliens took pity on us and said, ah shit these idiots look what they did with it. Look what they did with the Delta and Omicron Hey let's get the Omicron thing jacked up we got to fix these people down there Yeah I don't think... It doesn't seem likely But of course none of this does. None of it seems very likely, yeah I have a couple of... so mandates are coming down It's all politically based of course because we have in America midterms and i can only speak about the United States our poor brothers and sisters in Canada And everyone related to the crown of England The dead queen including Australia New Zealand you're also screwed

2:44:04 You've got to work on that. But in New York City, change is a coming and that's good because 23rd of April my dad is finally going to be laid to rest in Armonk New York the whole family's coming it of course Adams problem because Adam can't stay anywhere you can't stay anywhere in new york if you don't have your vaccine pass your excelsior elite pass but the new mayor Adams is talking big game Let's listen carefully though. those other cities. Yes and I can't wait to get it done, uh i think that I take my hat off to New Yorkers through masks vaccines through social distancing you know we were hit with a the uncertainty the fear of COVID-19 I'm just really... Interesting he said..I just heard this now The uncertainty and fear what do you what is what he I think wanted to say was the fear uncertainty in doubt

2:45:15 He takes two of those and reverses them. The uncertainty, the fear of COVID I'm just really proud about how we responded as New Yorkers And every morning I meet with my health professionals because I always stated that i am going to follow the science I'm not going to get ahead of this science because I'm ready to get ahead of all of this This is what's interesting he says I don't want to get ahead of the science but I'm gonna get ahead of all it I always stated, I'm going to follow the science. I'm not going to get ahead of the science because I'm ready to get ahead of all this and get back to a level of normalcy but they're giving us clear instructions, they gave us benchmarks we want to follow those benchmarks but i look forward in the next few weeks uh... go into real transformation that i don't have to wonder what you look like I would know what you look like again

2:46:07 So he's really only talking about masks in this case and it sounds like he's really wishy-washy about it. Like, oh yeah... He has to take action because the amount of money that goes into New York City if the Brooklyn Nets... Exactly! They've got to drop all before the playoffs. Kylie has to play. So they're gonna drop all this stuff for that reason because we're talking millions and millions of dollars that are going to the economy which he needs and it's gonna make him look good. He's got to find a way around it so by the time you have to go to the funeral, this will be done I sure hope so It will be! Because they have to do it They've gotta get...because right now the nets are falling behind They're having nothing but trouble They got no Kyrie right?

2:46:57 Well, a lot of it has to do with Kyrie because he can only play in four which is weird because I don't know how he plays here in San Francisco. I thought they had the same restrictions at Chase Center but I don't know that changed somewhere along the line and was never told well they didn't want to be racist No, they were already racist. They already told Andrew Wiggins that he couldn't play unless he got vaxxed and all of a sudden He's playing and I don't know that he got vaxxed so somethings fishy about that But this beside the point they gotta get Kyrie to play at home because those home games are important They pack them in and there's people come in from all over the place and they spend a lot of money It's just not

2:47:33 It's trivial. So unless they get wiped out in the first round, then this whole thing is a joke but they can't take a chance and they have to have Kyrie New South Wales Australia is taking a different tact instead of actually just trying Gee, I don't know blame it on the medical system? In the last week or so is having a look and we've had an expert clinical panel review how we capture COVID admissions to hospital. What we realized here in New South Wales that we had a very conservative approach to that capture and we were back capturing people coming into hospital who...and i think i touched on this a couple of weeks ago so incidental COVID

2:48:16 capturing all the way back 28 days prior to admission and what that meant was that in our numbers we were getting a skewing of our data. So for example if you were 22 years of age, you had COVID three weeks ago, you'd recovered from that fell off your bicycle broke your arm and came to hospital we would count you as a COVID admission After the review by our expert clinical panel, we've now reduced that back capture to 14 days to provide a more realistic picture of what we're seeing in our hospitals and our numbers reflect that. But on any scenario whether it's 28 days or whatever number you use the trend is the same and in all cases those numbers are following the same path down

2:49:03 I will also note that in New South Wales, that back capture exists. That does not exist in other states where you would only be counted if you were COVID positive at the time of your admission." Okay, I'm sorry but I think these podcasters knew that your counting was bullcrap two years ago and now like oh we've made a discovery! You were marked as COVID even if you got that COVID and recovered. This has been discussed from day one on this show! That's why I said two years ago Yeah, no but i'm saying it's been discussed... Yeah no! ...from day one on this show and others have noticed it And it just continued then we've traced it back to not some cautionary rationale But we traced it back to the payments the insurance companies would pay out If somebody had COVID It was all a money grab

2:49:54 Absolutely. Now this last... That is not news! This last clip that I have, I had seen this whole session-this is from the Munich Security Conference-I even saw this piece but I never saw the follow up that says a panel of ladies and Bill Gates. A panel of ladies. It's a panel of ladies and they're talking about masks and mask mandates And Dr. Bill tries to be all cute about it, you know and saying oh well gee how horrible they make me wear a mask I have to wear pants too So he's quetching with the ladies and he tries to be coy and make this joke and he gets busted

2:50:38 Butts slammed! What about masks? I think there are a lot of people in America who are confused about whether they should be wearing a mask. And in the United Kingdom, for example, they've scrapped that altogether Well that's interesting you know what is the downside of wearing a mask? It's gotta to be tough You have to wear pants This is tough stuff These societies are so cruel Why do they make you wear pants? I'm trying to figure it out We're very glad you have yours on That will be on the web. That referrer will be on the web. Whoa, you got butt slammed! Yeah. Ho ho ho ho! I love it because everyone knows he's a creep or glad you got your pants on, you creep, you creepy philanderer, you creep. That was the subtext. You're absolutely correct. And it came out of her mouth and everyone is like oh...and Bill Gates like uh-uhh. It came out of my mouth smooth as silk

2:51:36 I love that, because he's a creep and everybody knows he is a creep. He is a sexual deviant creep allegedly. Unbelievable! That made me really happy. It really did. Very cute. Made me very very happy. Let see... Before we take another break. Oh, yeah you know we another thing We've been tracking it's You know we have to retire in a couple of years because everything that we've been talking about is now coming true And it's so hard to I mean we're not gonna sit and go say we told you so

2:52:17 But also it doesn't motivate, like I can't deconstruct this any further than we did 10 years ago. It's the same stuff we knew what happened getting a repetitive. Yes so one of them is the bug thing We've been tracking bugs. We've been tracking that they at least want us to eat bugs you know this is your protein or the future bugs You gotta eat bugs and we've been laughing about this for well over ten years and its worse then it seems It's not just bugs. No, no, no! This is an article from Science. Insect ranchers pour $5 million into world's first large-scale genetic breeding facility. Genetically engineered mealworms could provide fertilizer and food for millions. And then it hit me... They want to turn us into bugs!!

2:53:17 Just like them. Rep- No! Reptiles love bugs! Oh, to eat? It's a snack! They want to snack on us! We eat bug... You eat bug! Nothing like fresh you wanna try. Ooh thanks I love bug! Yeahhhhhh I mean how bad is it we go from, okay it's one thing to eat bugs but now you want to genetically engineer them not modify engineer the bugs? What does that gonna do who needs mRNA when you can eat a DNA devised worm. Worms aren't bugs It's just like holy crap! Does anyone else see this

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3:02:42 By the way, I went to the P.O box earlier this week and got the organic gummies let me tell you a little story Remember this was... who sent those to us John? The Organic Gummy Woman The Organic Gummy Woman So You know I had driven from Fred into Austin I had to go to Costco which was a nightmare it's really busy And then I'd go to the PO Box and now i'm peckish! And still have to go to my hair person And I'm peckish and like, and-and I see the package from the gummies. Like oh cool! I could use an organic gummy right now which is made of elderflower i think? And some other cool natural ingredients So I pop this thing open like in these two bags Have you tried them? Did you try the gummies? You already ate them all Oh so I popped a bag on my throat and throw one into my mouth and then look at the bag Yeah they'd been there for awhile There was mold all over em Awwwwwww I ate a moldy gummie

3:03:42 I didn't feel bad though, it tasted really good. But it was definitely fuzzy and I'm sad. Don't send perishables to the P.O box, you just can't do it. Not to his... mine is fine because I get an alert, I got alerted day in advance. I picked up the gummies the next day that the coal pack was still in there, It was still cold See I can get a- Put them right into refrigerator. I can get a PO box out here but I'm so worried that this P.O Box switching P.O boxes as a hassle. That's a nightmare! Yeah. I've done at once And I'm not sure why I want to do it again But it might get me fresher gummies, so there's that. Not necessarily. It could be shipped to the old P.O box and goes through a forwarding process where you take two or three days. Yeah don't just...perishable is not a good idea everything else love it!

3:04:35 It's like a party! Party indeed. The NOA Agenda Meetups going strong, people loving hanging out together that's what it's all about and we have brand new website at noagendameetups.com now you can do more faster It's just all-round cooler and you can get alerts, and you can sign up. And oh my gosh Sir Daniel is kicking ass over there a couple of reports to play for your first the let me see this was the Meetup in Fresno hey Adam and John This is will sir Robertson have two sticks here at they resist we much no agenda meet up at the barrel house in Fresno and with me are

3:05:13 Dame Chantelle. Sir Thomas of the Apocalypse in the morning. Douchebag Andy! Andi Astrologer, thanks for mentioning Fresno on your podcast. In the Morning! And another report from Cincinnati. Adam and John here at the Cincinnati meetup in the morning. This is Jessica, in the morning! In the morning John and Adam I am definitely not the spook first-timers here this is Greg Price Hill how you doing Adam and John always good to listen to you in the morning? I'm with Greg hey guys This is Maddie and I am not a douchebag. This is Tyler and I am a douchebag! In the morning this is soon-to-be Sir Aiden, Mayor of Tiddy City. In the morning it's Spicer from Cincinnati. In the morning this is Baron Foxpatter of Cook Islands. Honk honk! This is Sean with breaking news the Russians are invading Cincinnati. In the morning George K from Cincinnati. In the morning this is Sir Arthur without portfolio we've had a great time here

3:06:10 in a sea of madness this is an island of repose. Hello to John and Adam." Who has the cleanest inbox in the world? I don't know Hillary, Hillary... Don't eat me Clinton! In the morning John and Adam this is Allison. I love it how you torture your children that's great what the child was told to tell told to say was who has the cleanest email inbox in the world Hillary Clinton oh my get him started early Here's a couple meetups you can attend. The first one is today, the 24th local 719 6 o'clock at Pikes Peak Brewing in Colorado Springs, Colorado You can make it easy Torchy's Tacos in Baton Rouge Louisiana Is where South Louisiana gets together It's 630 today Tomorrow the Pretty Tyrant Pushback Petty Tyrant Pushback At Dick's Primal Burger In Portland Oregon kicks off at 5 30 I wonder if Millennial Mel will be there

3:07:07 Home for Shrunk and Amygdala, the meetup at Low Country Manor in Charleston South Carolina 5.30 tomorrow along with Local 804 Meet Up Round 2 2pm Eastern Time at Vail Brewing in Richmond Virginia Also the meet up and such at 2pm tomorrow Shooters Tavern Belmont New Hampshire on Saturday The Post Valentine's Day Blues Cure 5 o'clock 56 Kitchen Mayfield Heights Ohio and on Sunday Show Day Orlando the meetup part 2 noon Eastern Time hourglass brewing curry Ford as promoted earlier. That's just a couple of the meetups that we have coming up there is as I said, a brand new MeetUp website you need to go check it out it's good very helpful people seem to enjoy it and this is something that is good for your health good for your amygdala good for so many things

3:07:53 to get together with people who just have a community in common and nothing else. But you'll love it, it works great! NoahJennerMeetups.com if you can't find one of YOU why don't you start one? It's like a party! Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days You wanna be where you're being triggered or held to blame Be where everybody feels the same. It's like a party! Before we get to ISOs, I'd like to request a health karma for my Aunt Meg...

3:08:34 Both she and Don are in their mid-90s, and she had a bad fall in the living room. Broke several bones. Had to have an operation. She has heart issues, and was operated on two days ago. She's still in the ICU. The doctors are Guardedly optimistic is the term And and I'm sure she and and Don would agree that they've had great lives by just I would hate for it to end For them like this so health karma, and we're throwing a goat front Meg. You've got karma Isos okay? I sos I have two what do you got I have only one so why don't you hit me with him first oh

3:09:29 Alright. Why are you going, why are you doing that? Well because we don't have any... I can tell there's not gonna be.. well maybe let's try this Let's try prices Prices go up Okay That's not bad I like that Prices go... okay the other one is interesting So interesting Try mine This is amazing! Didn't we just do this?! I don't think so It sounds like it's either one that we did last week or a week before. Oh, is that? Um... oh maybe you're right let me see That's amazing! No, yes! That was the one from last week Yeah This is different. It's obviously not the same one THIS IS AMAZING You choose I can't choose Well I liked the prices went from the sounds of it and also something we didn't talk about but Prices go up

3:10:29 Up. Up! Let's do it, I like it Yeah we can use that Number go up Prices go up It works for me It works for me Phew okay uh I got a bunch of clips that I can play, but I will just play the funnier ones. I have a weird one and... Well, I got the Academy Award changes which is not gonna help Oh let's do that! I've got one on the crappy cars at the post office Let's do the Academy Award changes because once again no-one will watch The Awards Show and it's fun to dance on the elite's grave Yes, of course What's it called?

3:11:10 Academy Awards. Ah, changes! After viewership for last year's Academy Awards plunged to new low the organization that hosts the Oscars is announcing big changes here's NPR's Mandy Lito-Barco At its height in 1998 the Oscars telecast pulled in 55 million viewers Titanic won for best picture and Billy Crystal hosted Last year's no host Oscars hit a new low with just 10.4 million viewers watching Nomadland win for best picture to try upping the ratings Academy President David Rubin detailed changes in the letter to its membership To streamline the event categories such as film editing original score and makeup and hair styling will be awarded before The live telecast with winner speeches woven through the show Oh, that sounds like a shit show

3:11:59 You're telling me. Oh my goodness, who comes up with this idiocy? And then they're gonna weave the bullcrap the ones they give out They're gonna weave the guys through the show in other words you're gonna bring it in and oh That is so annoying that's like bad! You don't do that No It IS bad. Oh my goodness well That's-that's the death knell there it is its done. There's never a death knell Its done. Its done. Okay, I got the one funny clip. Well it's kind of funny if you think about it all right toddlers in blackface oh It's a winner in Massachusetts a preschool temporarily shut down after her teacher had toddlers make and wear black face masks our Boston NBC affiliate reporting the school has deactivated its Facebook page and the teacher involved was fired Oh

3:12:53 Now, I'd like to know more about this. I'd like to know what they were doing? What was the plan and what was this teacher thinking? Well they made these masks and the mask were just black with white around the mouth... They looked like a black face kind of design that you would do And they get the kids wear them Did they have to do little skits or something? Do they have to dance? Like Mr Bojangles? Mr Bojangles! What the hell?! The woman was fired Oh man, I'm gonna put some blackface on my dog. It'll be good on her. Oh that dog would be so funny in blackface Well we'll have to wait until Sunday to see what happens with the dog Coming up next on noagendastream.com it is Double Thought Dimension Which has been on the stream for a couple of months but this is their first post-show play That means they're in hot rotation right now Yeah, no kidding

3:13:57 We've got, I figured I'd roll out some Secret Agent Paul with a Putin Diddy as end of show. We have brand new end-of-show mix from Bdubs and also my goodness Rolando Gonzalez rolling out his 48th End Of Show Mix in his career so far Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6, in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where the jets have not arrived...I am John C. Dvorak We return on Sunday with another deconstruction extravaganza Remember us at dvorak dot org slash NA Until Sunday adios mofos! and such

3:14:46 F you're blue and you don't know where there's fake news Why don't ya get your Gitmo fix Putin on the Ritz Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying not to look like Anderson Cooper Super pooper Come let's mix Where John Podesta walks with kids Oh I mean pizzas in his mitts Putin on the Ritz Sitting down with Harris, Zelensky thanked Vice President Harris for U.S help and support over the years but later in the day he questioned why Western allies were waiting for the quote bombardment to begin bombardment to begin Today we're gonna play a game that's as old as pain itself What is it? Bombardment! Bombardment! Think of the children! Bombardment! Kiss rubber loser! Bombardment! Stuck or die! Bombardment! How do you like bombardment?!

3:16:05 Bombardment! Kiss rubber loser, bombardment! Stuck or die! Bombardment! Bombardment! This is it. Bombardment! That's a bit some bombardment! Bombard-bombardment! Kiss rubber loser, you cry like a little girl baby! Ball nine four one just maybe! Oh how much longer can this go on? Please think of the children...

3:16:49 Thousands of women and children are being evacuated on buses and trains. And let me be clear, I can say with absolute certainty, if Russia further invades Ukraine there is no innovation. The United States together with our allies and partners, and there is no such plans, if Russia escalating or de-escalating will impose significant and unprecedented economic costs We are prepared Families torn apart To move forward with consequences. We have prepared Russian disinformation Together Economic measures I say it's a fuckton That will be swift That was stunning Severe Build back better And united You're gonna be in the wise guy with me, little bitch? We will impose

3:17:37 far-reaching financial sanctions and export controls. Russia backed separatists, conflicting claims... It's astounding! And we will target those who are complicit and those who aid and abet this unprovoked invasion. Putin! The best podcast in the universe! Opo. Dvorak dot org slash N A Prices go up