Topic: Carrots

4 chapters across the catalog

Shred and Burn
Episode 1295 1:32:46 - 1:35:39

1295: Shred and Burn

Donald Trump, 2018 Turkey Pardon Humor

A throwback to the 2018 White House turkey pardon features President Trump joking about a "fair and open election" between turkeys named Peas and Carrots. Trump quipped that Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount. The segment highlights Trump's unique sense of humor, which critics suggest may not be fully appreciated for decades.

iPope
Episode 755 2:12:51 - 2:16:09

755: iPope

Tom Vilsack and Government "X-Ray Carrots" for Children

Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack suggested that parents and schools should use "cool names" like "X-Ray Carrots" to trick children into eating vegetables. The hosts criticize this as government-sanctioned lying to children and part of a broader effort to divorce children from their parents' influence.

Tag and Track
Episode 370 59:25 - 1:02:01

370: Tag and Track

Texas Carrots and the Road to Iran

A brief interlude focuses on the quality of Texas carrots from Red Rock, noted for their sweetness and density compared to northern varieties. This leads back into a discussion on the "Road to Iran," with the hosts suggesting that the planned destabilization of the region has been complicated by the messy outcomes of the Arab Spring in Egypt.

Phobos Grunts
Episode 369 1:22:00 - 1:22:56

369: Phobos Grunts

Nash's Produce and the Port Angeles Carrot Review

John C. Dvorak provides a brief food tip regarding Nash's Produce in Port Angeles, Washington. He performs an on-air "crunch test" of a carrot he claims is the best he has ever tasted, praising the sweetness and texture of the locally bred vegetable.