Topic: Mad Hatter

The hosts thank executive producers for episode 767, noting the significance of the Boeing 767 jet. Sir Mad Hatter is knighted for his contribution to the show, mentioning his new job working indirectly for people often featured in the podcast's news coverage. The hosts also acknowledge the show's artwork provided by Spades85 and the "No Agenda Art Generator" website.

Donors David Brooks and Craig Mazella (The Mad Hatter) request knighthoods and custom Fletcher Fest audio. Mazella asks for a specific melodic shoutout in the style of "Ali Akbar," prompting the hosts to discuss the upcoming release of a bundle containing all Fletcher Fest recordings.