Topic: Etsy

A law enforcement source encourages citizens to acquire plate carriers, rifles, and ham radios for personal security. This leads to a discussion about the utility of tactical vests and the resurgence of interest in ham radio. The segment concludes with the induction of Lisa Lynch into the "Roundtable of Knights and Dames" following her donation and the birth of her third grandchild.

A large segment is dedicated to thanking executive and associate executive producers for their financial support. Notable mentions include Michael Bernstein's "Mutual Win Tiny Homes" project, which is converting a decommissioned prison into an RV community. The hosts also list numerous upcoming St. Patrick's Day meetups across the United States and Germany, emphasizing the importance of the producer-organized community.

The fallout from the Silicon Valley Bank collapse has reached major companies like Roku, Shopify, and Etsy, with some warning of delayed payments to sellers. Internationally, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that his government would take steps to assist impacted Israeli tech businesses. While the FDIC ensures deposits up to $250,000, many small business owners and families face immediate financial uncertainty due to frozen accounts.

Baron Anonymous Cop announces the creation of a commemorative challenge coin for the upcoming 1500th episode of No Agenda. The segment concludes with final thank-yous to executive and associate executive producers for their financial support.

Listeners from Hawaii and Pennsylvania share personal stories alongside their donations, including the launch of a veteran-focused financial literacy charity. One producer, Caitlin, discusses her negative experience with SSRIs and the over-prescription of mental health medication to children. The segment emphasizes the "quick fix" culture of modern medicine and its impact on the millennial generation.

The "Baron Anon Cop of the Bay Area" provided an update on his Etsy store, 41Patchesca, which sells No Agenda-themed PVC patches and stickers. He shared a story about a frustrating trip to Las Vegas involving unprofessional Uber and taxi drivers, contrasting the experience with his successful recommendation of Kirkland Bordeaux wine from Costco. The segment reinforced the community's focus on supporting listener-run micro-businesses.

Donors Carl Leipold and Baron Anonymous Cop provide updates on their lives and contributions to the show. John C. Dvorak offers advice on navigating the Social Security office for Medicare benefits, sharing his experience with "bionic" eye surgery. Baron Anonymous Cop announces a discount code for tactical patches on Etsy to celebrate an upcoming palindrome date.

The House has approved the "America Competes Act," which includes $52 billion to boost domestic semiconductor manufacturing and $45 billion for supply chains. The legislation also requires online marketplaces like Etsy and eBay to verify the identities of sellers with government IDs. The hosts characterize the bill as a "giveaway" to large corporations and a mechanism for increased government control over small online sellers.

John C. Dvorak launched an Etsy shop titled "Dvorak Shoppe" to sell items from his personal collection of technology memorabilia. A rare, original green Microsoft logo mug sold quickly for $200. The shop also features signed photographs and other collectibles, though some items like "target practice" sheets are priced intentionally high to discourage casual buyers.

Producer Don Arsenich discusses his Etsy shop, Laser Crafters LLC, which produces edge-lit No Agenda signs. These signs, now available through the official show shop, can be personalized with producer titles or show numbers and run off USB power.

The show concludes with mentions of the "No Agenda Chicken" recipe and a new Etsy shop, Laser Crafters, selling acrylic No Agenda-themed lights. The final segments feature listener-produced music mixes covering themes like the "Wuhan Flu," Donald Trump's "winning," and the Jeffrey Epstein case. The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" and a reminder of the next broadcast.

Generation Z is entering the workforce with unique "side hustles" that provide them with independent purchasing power. Platforms like Patreon and Etsy allow young people to monetize hobbies and skills quickly on the internet. Experts argue that brands often underestimate the financial influence of this demographic, who are about to graduate from college and enter the mainstream economy.

The "Thumbs Up" organization in Austin received city funding to promote a certification system for ride-sharing vehicles, utilizing the B Corporation model. B Corporations, such as Ben & Jerry's and Etsy, sign a declaration of interdependence and pay certification fees based on revenue to prove they meet specific social and environmental standards. Critics argue these certifications act as a "social justice warrior seal of approval" and create unnecessary financial barriers for independent contractors.

The Westboro Baptist Church is discussed regarding their ability to fund frequent travel for funeral protests despite having a small congregation. The hosts speculate that the group generates revenue through the marketing and licensing of their infamous protest signs. A humorous aside explores the idea of these signs being sold as art on platforms like Etsy.

The hosts discuss the sudden viral popularity of wool dryer balls, comparing their influence to the Oprah Book Club effect. One host describes purchasing a set of six 100% New Zealand wool balls from Etsy, while the other ordered a mixed pack of small and large balls. The conversation highlights a shift away from traditional dryer sheets toward these reusable alternatives.

The hosts promote handmade "No Agenda" merchandise created by listener CJ Eureka on Etsy, including pounded copper items and brass buttons. They conclude the segment by reiterating the show's "formula" of deconstructing mainstream media narratives.

A list of companies supporting net neutrality, including Tumblr, Reddit, and Etsy, is reviewed. The hosts express disappointment in the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) for supporting the movement. They also mention "TechFreedom," a counter-campaign they claim is funded by Google, which opposes 1930s-style utility regulation for the internet.

Sir Stone in South Dakota is thanked for a "double nickels on the dime" ($55.10) donation, a legacy gimmick from the show's early days. He credits the "No Agenda" community for helping him succeed on Etsy. The segment concludes with various $50 donations from Florida, Zurich, and Iowa.

The show reviews several "internship" applications from listeners, including a former Jeopardy winner who won $36,000. Applicant Ashley Hurst is highlighted for her diverse resume, which includes running an Etsy shop, building a cabin on San Juan Island, and catering high-end events at Bill Gates' private dock in Seattle.

Sir Allen Bean noted an increase in security features on modern bank checks, including magnetic and shiny stripes, suggesting a new trend in financial surveillance. Meanwhile, Sir Daniel Hutner in California declared he has stopped following Glenn Beck's survivalist advice in favor of buying ammunition and supporting the podcast. Rory Stone from Rapid City, South Dakota, was also recognized for his artistic contributions and his Etsy shop.