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00:00 Oh, we have a violation. Okay you will all suffer! Telling no lies and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas. Capital of the drone star state! In The Morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where everything is peachy The numbers are down, the weather is beautiful I'm John C. Dvorak Yeah everythings peachy Here we are On the original

00:44 Uh, fake news day. There is no what? This used to be the original fake news day April 1st April Fools Oh April oh yes right and I was thinking about that this morning how this celebration is broken And how perhaps it was used in the past because I remember April Fool's would typically mean something in the newspaper or there was something on the news. Or you, I mean sure you had people doing jokes on you but the good ones that was the media stuff and... Well here is the, heres the, I do have a clip from the Volkswagen foul up. Oh! Do tell what happened with them?

01:28 Oh, you didn't hear this one. This is April Fool's Gaff! This is an NPR report. VW was planning to pivot entirely to making electric cars and then on Tuesday the company made a surprising announcement Volkswagen said it would officially change its name to Volz Wagon volts vo LTS as in electric. They did that on Tuesday? Boneheads use announcement to change its iconic name made headlines, but only for a few hours because That turned out not to be true and Ultimately, it was a silly joke April Fool's prank. That's reporter David Sheperson he covers transportation for Reuters and he says VWs joke of changing its name to Volkswagen did not quite land the announcement for some reason came two days before April Fools Day but VW is detailed press release made the company's name change seem real

02:22 Shepardson says reporters were duped, news publications had to issue corrections. And again we don't know exactly what happened but we do know that the company was willing to let this intentionally misleading you know fake thing out there for really close to two days Oh you see? That's exactly what I'm talking about! First of all stupid Germans second No, the media... Oh! What? We make the April Fool's jokes around here you Deutschlanders. Ah you don't get to do that this was fake news and that makes me think has April Fools Day been used for decades as a way for the media to say look this is what really stupid fake news looks like because all the rest is real

03:15 Well, I don't know if that's true but the point is that you made it right away which in the internet era April Fools doesn't work. No its broken! And it's totally broken and the thing is these old stories I noticed this myself because i used to be an april foolster when i was in print media. I always did a good April Fools gag here or there, A lot of them got a lot of attention one of them was in the hoax or the practical jokes hall-of-fame whatever its called Oh that right yeah thats right! I forgot about that yes That was the drunk driving on the information superhighway Do tell thats just a classic

03:54 Yes, it was a wrote a column and it was structured properly. And we would run on April 1st. describing the fact that the Senate, in particular of the US Senate is so dumb. Already good setup yeah very good. The setup's beautiful they're so dumb about technology that they actually think that the internet isn't as a information superhighway which is the word that was used at the time that Al Gore had had coined and that people would get drunk and start driving stuff on the internet. And it was there should be a they've decided in their stupidity, you when you want to play these, you play them in an opposite direction. They're so dumb that they actually thought that people would be

04:48 There should be a law against being drunk and using the internet. And then the way this column was structured was I was aghast by this, it was kind of a Rosanna Dana kind of style Oh my God how stupid are these people? You go on and on And because I named names, yeah namely Pat Leahy. They got a bunch of mail and calls they were... Pat Leahy was particularly annoyed. Yeah actually caught for a second in one this morning from pod news

05:28 Because they started, you know you got to start off right but even this was good. Surprise move from Apple podcast neither follow nor subscribe will be used in iOS 14.6 now this was earth-shattering news in the podcast industry John that Apple would be using follow instead of subscribe and now they won't be using either! No, the next version of the popular mobile operating phone says the Apple instead listen to your telephone conversations monitor your Facebook account okay so by then I finally got it But, you know when you do a whole thing like even I showed up after Mark Cuban announced that his new Clubhouse app will be podcasting 2.0 he has also agreed to fight Adam Curry live on ESPN next Thursday night for the branding rights It's like... You know? That's not what it was supposed to be Yeah

06:21 You know, it was supposed to be really good and well. There was a structure to it! And you have documented this structure and I don't know if we even need to go over other than as a eulogy? Well, there might as well be one because the way it works now is that these... This is it right? This is it. ...and I think some of the last ones I did years after a couple of these classics including by the way the fact that my one of my favorites cuz they got in the newspaper is I'd written that this during the era when Sioux City or Sioux Falls, one of the two in South Dakota was where Gateway 2000 was. Oh right! The cow people? Was that the cow people? Yeah they're standing outstanding in their field and... Exactly

07:13 I wrote a column claiming that because of, and I started by prefacing it by all these naming rights that all these stadiums were using. And I was kind of condemning that and I said that now there looks like they're trying to make attempts to change entire cities based on promotional fees. They were going to do a cow city or something? No, no they were gonna change Sioux Falls or Sioux City I forget which what it is in Dustin South Dakota something that in the roll room might know there we're gonna change the name of the town to Gateway City oh right now remember yeah and it was very done very straight

07:53 I always have one kicker in there. Usually, there's some spokesperson is someone usually named Lurpa Slurff which is Lurpa as April Fool spelled backwards and I use that a lot. You got to have one driver. My goodness! You've got Lupus Slurff you've got Mark Pugner you've got some hot chick on... So it actually got into the newspaper there and it was above The Fold at the top. I have a copy of it We are not changing our name to Gateway City. Now, good one! Successful very good very good yeah

08:33 But what happened later was that you do something, it was online and I would appear on April 1st but the problem with online is that it would show up like a year later in a Google search. Oh yeah! It's fact of course. That some sort of true situation because you couldn't pull them down if you could put them up for one day and get rid of them they'd be fine Wow, so the system is broken. You can't do April Fool's anymore now it makes a mess I just think I don't even do one anymore It's always flattering to show up in an April Fools joke of course well we Just about you know We've looked at the great reset that's coming which would be the great marketing reset So I just want to take that into consideration with these next three short clips this is very important something we can all witness together and

09:24 The mainstream media in the United States does not, does not report on pharmaceutical issues without complete buy-in and or exchange of you know transfer exchange of stuff like money. They don't report on it. They just do not and certainly not negative, its very uncommon this is why we've had throughout the past year zero pushback on anything the pharmaceutical industry or the biosecurity state has said including anything Fauci or Birx or any of these people because that's their bread and butter That's big! Just look at the ads you tell me what you see So what we are witnessing now is Pfizer's marketing team shifting into high gear

10:11 We already saw the first takedown of AstraZeneca, and of course there's people dying from every single one of these vaccines but the AstraZeneca... Ah! Blood clots blood clots blood clots. Well now we finally have the Johnson & Johnson on the way ladies and gentlemen. No no, Pfizer is not going to make you feel good about the J&J vaccine. Richard Terrell got the one dose of Johnson & Johnson earlier this month. He suffered a severe rash that spread over his entire body and turned red. As doctors tell me a reaction of this magnitude is extremely rare we do want to warn you at home that some of these images may be considered graphic and they go into showing this guy's burnt-to-a-crisp skin no that will still make your stomach churn because arch obler for old timers out there with know what talking about

11:08 The way it first came out was the skin came off. Yeah, peeled off! He's skinless now which again goes back to some old radio shows from the 20s where you know these horror shows... his skin came he's inside out But it's so obvious, you know. Go to the length of showing these horrific pictures and it was local news everywhere so Pfizer had distributed this their team has gone out. It was everywhere, your right! And while we're there why don't we at least let's throw something on top of that they're incompetent boobs! Meg joins us now some Meg what are we learning about those spoiled Johnson & Johnson doses?

11:47 Nora, 15 million doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine were reportedly ruined by human error at one of their manufacturing partner plants. All future shipments have been stopped. Now this could impact mass vaccination sites like this one in Newark, New Jersey that just opened up today. They're expecting a Johnson and Johnson shipment in six weeks, Nora. Oh no they're not going to want that anymore! No they can't even make the mixture right these idiots! Saturday Night Live! Get on home! Don't believe in COVID, still got the vaccine Pfizer or Moderna? I know you earn it. Get one but ya gotta wait your turn now. I get to the vac site, get what I want son, do it once left bitch! Johnson & Johnson! Come ooooonnn! Come on across all the networks! Johnson and Johnson no good! You're out! Beautiful work team! The team has done very very well

12:45 They're getting bonuses that they won't buy. They all gonna be having houses in Bermuda and they've now thrown in another bonus Pfizer is testing freeze-dried COVID 19 vaccine that now doesn't need any cold storage at all After the two billion dollar investment the United States taxpayers made in the ultra cold freezers, then we heard well you can kind of stick it kind of in the back behind ice cream and now is just freeze dried like your Sanka coffee. Please! Wow these guys are unbelievable They are out of control! Yeah they're not letting up No why would they?

13:34 No reason. This is fun, man! So I wanted to do another new segment or something for this show and i've been trying to figure out how to work it in Okay here comes then Well its like... Its called the quick look and its like on Thursdays you can only do it on Thursdays On Thursday when I get up around 8 o'clock when they come out of their first big national breaks I just want a quick look at what the three morning shows are showing And I actually have been doing this for a while, but haven't done a report on it. Okay? I've done it just to make sure that there's something didn't slip by me because I produce all my stuff the night before so I wake up next thing you know... The world is on fire! We need to... right. There's a war going on. Hold onto second and alert the affiliates we got an extra clip

14:27 So what we got, so I'm going to just tell you what the three reports are going on because these do have some indication of what these networks are up too. And start with The Today Show and The Today Show had a report on blacks Getting vaccinated and how the preachers are getting but making a big deal They're gonna come out and all the black preachers. They get vaccinated in all these Skeptical black old women mostly that's at least what they portray mm-hmm, they're all okay Well the preacher of the pastor the pastor got his second shot I waited for the second shot she said oh

15:03 And once he didn't die, then I got mine. So that was and it was a big report and that was what they were doing on the Today Show. Then you go to Good Morning America and Good Morning America was the debt load of the general public highlighting two extremely gay Asian men and the money they needed to borrow...I don't know why but they need to borrow $100,000 dollars to adopt a child then there was a discussion of how to borrow money. And then last, the CBS CIA network it was about they were still hashing over the insurrection and now and the connection there was it turned out that in the insurrection we haven't gotten this news but in there was something like

15:56 I don't know, 40% of the people who were arrested had a...were in the army at some point in their life or something like that. They're retired. Oh really? So now the armed forces needs to be rid of these quote-unquote insurrectionists and so there is the idea now is to go back into the Pentagon and get rid of all these terrible people that are uh..I don't know In the army at this kind of what it was about. I just thought it was very strange Don't we have I mean when you used to do something like that we even have jingles for it support the show

16:35 Send your cash. Wait, that's not it... You will obey! No, that's not this one! John C. Devorak 3x3! And now its time for 3x3 Experiment by JCD It's another experiment! Comparing stories from ABC CBS and NBC! Ending 3x3 There you go We've done this It-it's back ladies and gentlemen we even have the jingle package The 3x3 was specifically the news shows The nightly news and what you do is you go over, compare all three. It was terrible to watch all three of them by the way I had to stop that Well i'm just saying if you want to use 3x3 I think everybody's happy Is it same thing? Yeah same thing Who knows? Good the jingles work So its a 3x3 Think of the budget we'll say These are just spot checks I like to call this the spot check Three-by-three spot check okay there ya go three-by-three spot check Im sure a new jingle will show up But ill try to reintroduce... Its only on Thursdays Only Thursdays

17:32 First Thursday or the second Thursday? The first Thursday. Okay, the first Thursday. Back to the marketing... I love marketing! You and I love the marketing that's what news is let's get back to the team Today Pfizer reporting its vaccine is 100% effective at preventing symptomatic cases in children ages 12 and 15. 100% effective!!! Yeah you know I saw this too And it's like you first should take a group of people that I think it's documented that they almost can't get the disease. Right, exactly! You take someone who can't get it and then you say look... You can't get it? Look! It worked! Give them a shot and then they say hey look! ABC did a little... It's shameless these guys They've got to back off No no no no no they're cranking it up right now this is time to crank By the way which is the rules

18:33 If you got a hot ticket, you take it to the limit. You crank! You milk that shit! But I'm thinking more as a human being... Not as a marketing person. Oh please stop! No, you can't ABC did it this way The CDC director warning that younger people are most at risk for death and long-term side effects from a new surge That's because so many Americans over the age of 65 have already been vaccinated Diane? All right we'll take the good news where we can find it Eva Pilgrim thank you What?! So here, wait. Here's the way they're trying to portray this This was great It's like a monster movie The monster sees all these people are protected so I'll have to go after these people Yeah The thing is floating around in the air it's gonna attack No! No! It's nocturnal It's not a monster? It's nocturnal it comes out at night It used to come out at 9 in Rotterdam now only comes out at 10 You see they got an hour later of their curfew because you know the monsters afraid

19:34 We had two vaccine virus gaffes. One, surprisingly came from our president who corrected himself caught himself very impressive and over 60% of the shots given at these sites goes to minority communities because they're in minority communities we have to reach out they're the ones most affected by both the vaccines but also by the pandemic so sweet well done I bet he got a lollipop for that one It didn't go so well for the chief medical officer in Queensland, where I think they have another three-day circuit breaker lockdown because... You'll love this. Hold on a second we got something from our producer here. Here we go

20:24 43% of medical staff are refusing to take the AstraZeneca vaccine which is available there. This has resulted in three medical staff supposedly getting the highly infectious UK variant, at least that's what the government is telling us because of this the government has implemented a circuit breaker lockdown of Brisbane for three days And it's because of the unvaccinated doctors, those evil a-holes. This is an old Nazi trick! If anyone kills one of us we will kill ten of you! Wow I hadn't even thought of it that way That's exactly what they're doing Oh we have a violation okay? You will all suffer Damn...you're kind of creepily good at that

21:10 Don't give anyone, don't give John a riding crop and leather hat. So the Queensland Chief Medical Officer she didn't realize her gaff or was it really a gaff? But we're almost through all of 1A It's now 1B. 1B are our most critical people So they are older people, 70 years of age and older. We know they are just so vulnerable to getting ill and dying from this vaccine. It's people under that age... Is that a doozy? That was just straight up! And I'm not sure it's a gaffe you know

21:58 That is a beauty. I'm gonna give you a borderline clip of the day, even though you didn't get that somebody sent it to you. Now of course one of our Australian producers sent that to me how else would I hear about that? No there's no way but its definitely a winner. It's definitely a winner wow! So good so good well but there was a lot of fun stuff going on our brand new CDC director Director Walensky who is, she's the new spokeshole. It's all over get out of the way she's the perfect person multi-culti she's got skills she knows how to do it she looks serious She's just a better overall...she's fresh! Fresh Fauci is not fresh so Fauci's over there doing CD his own CDC Zoom meetings which I recorded some course for later

22:49 While the CDC director, now she's out there everybody. Everybody! She is...she is the star and she did an appeal that just rocked the airwaves When I first started at CDC about two months ago I made a promise to you. I would tell you the truth even if it was not the news we wanted to hear Now is one of those times when I have to share the truth and I have to hope and trust you will listen. I'm gonna pause here, I'm going to lose the script, and I'm gonna reflect on the recurring feeling I have as impending doom." Now, I want to stop here for a second. I'll pretend that in here you cracked the PBR early. Okay so she says here I'm going to lose the script

23:34 I watched this whole presentation she did and her script was on her screen, and she keeps looking down as she's talking. She's very good at it! She kind of gets line by line, and then reads it into her camera which... ...she knows exactly how she is doing that so she says she reads from her script Go look at the video! She reads from her script! I'm going to get off the script now And then throughout the next minute and a half, she continues to read from the script. So that's the, she is a liar. She is a liar. A liar! She stood there and bold face lie that she's getting off the script it's very obvious. It's obvious when you see it. I'm going to pause here. I am going to lose this script and reflect on recurring feeling of impending doom. Doom John, impending doom. Impending doom? This is the CDC director

24:33 Back to your monster theory, doom. The monsters coming. I have an impending doom we have so much to look forward too So much promise and potential of where we are And so much reason for hope But right now i'm scared Um...I know what it's like as a physician To stand in that patient room Gowned Gloved Masked Shielded And to be the last person to touch someone else's loved one Because their loved one couldn't be there I know what it's like when you're the physician, when you're the health care provider and you're worried that you don't have the resources to take care of the patients in front of you. I know that feeling of nausea when you read the crisis standards of care and you wonder whether there are going to be enough ventilators to go around and who is going to make that choice?

25:22 I mean, come on. We're back to ventilators now? Seriously?! There's no shortage of ventilators! There's not even... there's nothing- there's no news of ventilators. Oh who do i hand it out to? I know what it's like And I know what it's like to pull up to your hospital every day and see the extra morgue sitting outside. Oh bruh, the extra morgue The empty chair at the table when I killed grandma I didn't know at the time when it would stop. We didn't have the science to tell us, we were just scared. We have come such a long way three historic scientific breakthrough vaccines and we are rolling them out so very fast

26:08 So I'm speaking today not necessarily as your CDC director, and not only is your CDC director but as a wife. As a mother. As a daughter to ask you to just please hold on a little while longer. Hold on! Little longer... I so badly want it be done. I know you all so badly want it be done we are just almost there. She's terrible. Yeah exactly even I clipped her now don't even wanna hear the rest of her she's terrible she's a terrible person yes she's horrible and goes on like that Meanwhile some actual shouldn't be doing this. This is not what we want from our leaders This is this is really disgusting a woman she's not a leader She's hired by the people we hired she's a subcontractor the way I see it come on leaders. It's not a leader Well, obviously she's not a leader We got a report anonymous from one of our producers current status in an hospital there and Oregon

27:05 with 14 RONA positive patients, likely based on PCR. So not dead! Here's the report ICU is 89% capacity hospital 79 percent capacity there 450 plus bed regional hospital our county is currently in high risk for RONA and mostly lockdown restaurants only allowed 25 percent capacity 14 people in the hospital here ICU was busy but never overwhelmed. Things have gone way down over the last month or two, but of course that's not acknowledged by the authorities As you've talked about the number of ICU beds are flexible so those numbers 89% is based on the 35 beds they have But they can pop in another 10 anytime they want and yes The hospital administrator wants the hospital running at 95%. That's how you make money

27:52 They're still doing this. Right up to the CDC director. Yes, they are still misreporting it! The CDC director is lying it! I know that's not proper grammar but... She's lying it and then uh... That's what you said! Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. You took me down on what? What did I do with it?! It was sorted out! So then she had to go on Maddo Show to go and talk about let's see what does she say? We can kind of almost see the end. We're vaccinating so very fast our data from the CDC today suggests

28:33 you know, that vaccinated people do not carry the virus don't get sick and it's not just in the clinical trials but its also in real world data. And yet on the other side I'm watching the cases tick up. I'm watching us have increased numbers of hyper transmissible variants. I'm watching our travel numbers tick up. Okay so I have a very important clip coming next And the way I see it is she's out there, got a number of other people out there also. Oh now we're in the fourth wave and it's because of spring break and we have to lock down again you'll see, you'll see, you'll see Fauci over and over on his own little wherever he can be with LL Cool J now doing interviews let me tell you something...I know LL Cool J quite well

29:23 LL Cool J is a very nice guy. He is 100% corporate whore for 30 years he's been at MTV trying to do deals and hustle stuff so he's hustling and now he has got a radio show, and he's hustling this. Oh don't worry I'll get black people vaccinated you don't need no preacher! So they're trying to create an expectation of a crisis, a surge. They're comparing all Texas is also going up a little bit whatever maybe they can push it I guess with the faulty vaccines because that's the main problem is there don't seem to be working very well or at least the news stories are not very good about some of them that's a problem

30:05 We get to the summer, we know more people die during the summer primarily because new hospital workers leave school and come into the force. It's a known fact, we talked about it last year and then maybe we can push it I don't know until fall and then until we can mislabel flu as COVID! And here is a nurse that showed up on telegram so I do not where she's from, but it's a young woman in her car and she sounds very authentic. I think this is a true story if so well there you go! I work for a large hospital system in Broward County Florida on the anesthesia team last night the house nurse manager came to my department and told us that we must prepare

30:57 for a COVID crisis that's going to start next week. and they're going to hospital, we'll be taking part of our recovery unit anesthesia recovery unit. To house COVID patients and that we should that we cannot allow surgical patients families to come visit them which we do pre and post surgery pre and post anesthesia And I looked at her and said, how do you know we're going to need our root? Our base. How do you know there's going to be a crisis next week? She tilted down her glasses, she looked at me and she said, You know what is going on by now

31:54 I said, yeah. I do and everyone else just went here we go again and shrugged their shoulders does anyone else find this really strange besides me? It's about time that this whole corrupted, stinking system is brought down. Seriously! Because I'm really hating my job right now... ...I can't stand this corruption anymore." Now I realize I don't know if this is a current clip so I could be playing something that's old but I'm sure it still holds true. What? Sorry?

32:35 It could be a year old, it could be six months old. You can play it any time you want and here's the timeline according to Fauci now again this is him on his little CDC zoom call because he can't buy an appearance so we hope that within the next five or so months We'll be able to answer the very important question about whether vaccinated people get infected asymptomatically and if they do, do they transmit the infection to others? So that's what we go again. Yeah no not again it's a continuation. Now we've got asymptomatic again which means

33:15 You're wandering around, you've got it but you wouldn't know it in a million years. You're vaccinated! No symptoms whatsoever... Wait, you had the shot so that's why this is the whole ration of five or six more months of masks people hello come on losers buy-in five or six more months that's the plan Because, oh we don't know. And no other vaccine in the world has ever had this issue that I'm aware of you get your shot you know you're free! I'm invincible i feel great it's a party I'm ready to take on the world I'm ready to go be amongst people No no no no no with with this vaccine You're still basically an infectious human resource dripping with COVID pus Or worse Yeah We have a new term?

34:07 breakthrough cases. I have not yet decoded this, but they're called breakthrough cases. Breaking breakthrough COVID cases more than 100 were identified in our state. These are people who were fully vaccinated and still got sick. And Kyra 7000 granteed joins us live tonight. Allison half of the people didn't have any symptoms at all and Dave of those who did have symptoms they had very mild cases of COVID but still several people are hospitalized and two died doctors I mean, don't worry about it. These numbers are bogus by the way. Horowitz talked to me about what you told me in the last show that he got sick after he got the vaccination

34:58 Oh yeah, he had fever for... I don't know if you still... He had COVID again! Pretty much. And his arm still hurts. But here's his dilemma because A.) I mean, I love you Andrew but I understand your wife wants you to have it so you gotta go man that's just the way it is in a relationship In a successful happy marriage You will do what she says ultimately But I think he's also bummed that if he doesn't get the next shot, which is now anticipating will suck and which could give him make him sick even without it being the vaccine. Because otherwise you won't have the certification to go travel

35:47 Which is illegal in Florida because the state, the governor put the kibosh on any sort of... No I mean international. No he's a cruise ship! Yeah he said- He wants to go on the cruise ship! He told me this on his show and says I might want to go Morocco. What are you going to do in Morocco? You can't get a hotel. Nahhh see see see see see see. Eh no we understand. We understand Um, okay. But arguing is futile. Resistance is futile it's like dealing with the Borg and the Pfizer marketing team is like dealing with the Borg you will be assimilated You can't win They're so good they are so good um and this is where we see a new player on the field my goodness We have so many now but its such a bonanza Such a just money is raining everywhere

36:35 We go into the next phase, and this is without doubt the vaccine passport. And I have a...I've done some work on this because you know i think we pretty much predicted from day one this would be coming it was always oh microchips are going to be in the vaccine now you don't need anything sophisticated like that yet um we can just do it with help from our friends And we need to position it properly first. As you know, the president's actually let me play Saki first because that's important Jen Psaki, don't I have her here somewhere came out and said whatever you think We are not going to do

37:28 government mandated vaccine passports. But we are going to work with the partners to see how we can do with that so the first thing we gotta do is, we need to have the mainstream media ABC's a good one to establish the necessity for this and you gotta do it in a little offhanded way and seed the market. Eligibility for the vaccine is set to expand to all Americans 16 and older by May 1st More than one-third of all adults have now received at least one dose. Not even April and the shot is in my arm, it feels so great! And as more venues start requiring so called vaccination passports the World Health Organization is warning about scammers trying to sell fake vaccination certificates online Okay? So we need to establish that this a problem because you will not let

38:14 Vax free riders into your life. You took the vaccine, you're brave! You are a good decent patriotic citizen. unpatriotic, vax free rider. It's a new name for Republicans and religious people You're not going to stand for that so if they're also falsifying passports we need a solution New York has already figured out the way to go with this And they've created the Excelsior passport, which they haven't actually done. This is the IBM initiative. Last Friday New York became the first state to roll out a vaccine passport which is basically a smartphone app that proves you've been vaccinated something the Biden administration says they're helping develop standards for nationwide Nora

39:03 Okay, so that's kind of the news. Hold on a second! That contradicts what they said Oh yeah? Well wait here is the full clip from CBS that may delve a little deeper into this Meanwhile the Biden administration says it's not taking the lead on developing so-called vaccine passports or certificates now in use in New York China and Europe There's concern about Americans having access to them Okay I'd just like to stop...that's a lie?! That's a lie There's no vaccine passport in Europe. It's a lie! They're talking about it, they have proposals for it...it's called the Green Passport Same in the United Kingdom It's not implemented yet The only place where this is being implemented to my knowledge maybe China but is Israel So this is a lie I want to restart now, fucker Wait wait Yeah? It IS a lie But it's a lie with a purpose Which is what the media does

40:00 The purpose is to, it's like a body blow. It's like the punch in the gut... Okay well this already going on anywhere else so that's the... So it's not a big deal that we're gonna do it." You know I was thinking of that! It's the circular reporting. It's the same as having your agents on the ground either directly writing for The Uganda Times or The Kenya Times. Yeah it's a CIA trick. Yes it's a total CIA trick. It's not all that novel And the idea is you can refer and say, oh well according to the Kenya Times this is what's going down here. And of course you couldn't put that in The New York Times because it sounds credible So what we're seeing is a new group that has come on the scene, the potential marketplace

40:48 initially for testing and this type of passport stuff has been pegged at I think 20 billion dollars which is why IBM's in it. And IBM may not be successful, in fact none of this maybe successful especially when you know that Dr. Osherholm who has been full of crap from day one. Everything he has said, has not come true including the two and a half million dead and the second wave and third wave and it's gonna be like a tsunami so when he said this I felt a little better. Now for vaccine passports we just heard at Ed's piece that they're controversial where do you stand on this?

41:30 Well, first of all we're going to do something. The world is going to do something People do want to know if you're gonna get on a plane If you're gonna go into a restaurant if you're gonna go into a public place Do I feel confident that the person sitting next to me Is not likely infected with the virus And so whether the governments want them or not, I am convinced that you're going to see them eventually be part of our everyday lives. So now what we need to do is figure out how to do it safely fairly and effectively as we can and so i think that the administration is doing a good job at least laying out criteria for private sector companies Remember when I go to the airport today to get on a plane if I do do that I get my eyeball screened by a private company

42:12 that determines that I'm the one that is actually there to get on that plane. And, I think you're going to see more private companies getting involved with guidance of government but i don't see government itself doing the passports. So... Who's doing eyeball screening? That's the clear system which this doctor calls eyeball scanning okay doc yeah clear Yeah, they have other... I know about clear but i don't know about the eyeball being scanned. Well that's why people are leaning into those clear kiosks because they're getting their eyeballs scanned so what we're looking at here

42:50 is big tech moving into the scene. Big tech has recognized not just the opportunity for what they already do great, which is putting more apps onto your devices to trap you trick you motivate you whatever it is they want to do with their tricks but its even deeper first Please enjoy yet another. Oh my gosh, I'm waking up from my crazy-ass life from Naomi Wolf this I love watching her all of a sudden figure out that Everything's been a scam. I am NOT overstating this. I can't say it forcefully enough This is literally the end of human liberty in the West if this plan unfolds as planned

43:37 vaccine passport sounds like a fine thing if you don't understand what those platforms can do. I'm CEO of a tech company, i understand what this platform does it's not about the vaccine its not about the virus its about your data and once this rolls out you dont have a choice being part of the system Any other functionality can be loaded onto that platform with no problem at all. And what that means is it can be merged with your PayPal account, with your digital currency. Microsoft is already talking about merging it with payment plans. Your networks can be sucked up. It geolocates you everywhere you go. Your credit history can be included. All of your medical history can be included

44:25 Yeah, this is what's going on and it goes a little bit further And I can't remember where I started listening. We probably started talking about what Amazon was thinking of doing in health care Amazon has made some incredible moves thing if they want to take over prescriptions They want to take over telemedicine and they are very serious about it And I think they have a good shot at it. And so, what she was just talking about Microsoft... Okay we found the source It's a group called changehealthcare.com Complete Silicon Valley company Big investors and big partners wouldn't you know it Adobe, Microsoft Amazon Ah! Really? The usual suspects Yeah Experian Who is Tibco? What is Tibco

45:18 So there's your Credit Guys, there's your Silicon Valley guys. Oh and Tibco! Oh John, you're favorite Here, change healthcare and TIBCO will bring blockchain powered smart contracts to health care. Come on man! This is what this is about let's listen to the video. The vaccine passport includes both the individual's photo and a QR code that when scanned will present information confirming their vaccine status From this home screen, the individual can save the passport app to their phone. Share their vaccine status with others. Access more information about their vaccination. To save a passport to a phone, the individual clicks the add-to wallet button appearing on the home screen

46:05 and follows the prompts. Now, the passport is easily accessible anytime it's needed by clicking the details button. The individual can share information based on the CDC's COVID-19 vaccination record card including vaccine type date each dose was received where it was administered, and if applicable when the next dose is due. Clicking the share button allows individuals to instantly share their passport with whomever they choose such as a doctor work supervisor or family members. Additionally they can also share the passport with other apps

46:41 such as healthcare apps for Apple iOS and Android, and with ticketing and travel apps. By making it easy for individuals to verify and share their vaccination status the vaccine passport can help facilitate a smooth return to work school in all the activities of daily living For more information about our vaccine passport contact us today So there you go integrated into your health apps beautiful so we can track yeah This is interesting. Of course, I think this stuff is all DOA because the society has changed just enough to not let it happen. I hope you're right and I hope you're right for sure. But I hope I'm right too. I can't guarantee it but this is interesting to me because when you go back to the early days of the actually even pre-it just pre internet It's the Internet that made that I think produced a DOA element

47:37 Because pre-internet, I remember the discussion especially during the era of the first smart cards. The chip on the credit card that was used in Europe but really we didn't use it here so much and there's arguments about this but i've documented that is because our companies didn't want to pay them rather exorbitant patent fees on the chip and then after 25 years it went into the public domain and now we're all using them. But I remember that era where they talked about just think You could have a chip that would have, for example your driver's license would be on it. Your passport information so you could use it as it'd be a passport card and you just use that and they would have your passport information, your photo, your driver's license all of your credit information. Your blood type. Everything accounts. Allergies. Everything will be on this thing. That would be fabulous because all you needed was this one card and it would do... It would just be you

48:38 And it was always seen as a positive thing back in the 80s. Wait a minute, but this was also when Tom Selleck did commercials for AT&T called You Will where he was sitting on the beach with some kind of... We didn't know it then but it was an iPad and he said one day you will send an email from the beach so we... Thank you to remember that commercial! Oh yeah! Yeah there was if it was a lot of utopian thinking in the eighties before the internet came around and the internet actually was seemed to be part of this utopia but in fact it was more destructive. The internet has kind of screwed this up I think, and i think that's why this is not going to work because people are less clueless

49:26 But I remember being the big deal as a positive. Wow, what a great idea! Yeah everything would be on this one thing and you just hit it's a card carrying your wallet You get everything on there you don't have to deal with all these different cards Right because it was... Because I remember people having like 10 or 20 credit cards in their wallets John this was the same time that you're talking about here when we used to dial 1-2-1-2 to find out what time it was Do you remember that? I think it was popcorn in our area. Popcorn? Yeah, that was the number you had to dial popcorn. Oh no! But i remember 1212 and then you'd get... At the following tone time is 1157 Yes there was a time function on the phone. This is true. Yeah. Hey Bill see what time it is. Hold on hold on What time is it

50:20 See what time it is. I know! He'd be like, no that's not right hold on i'll call time see? I told you your watch is off Yeah, good times. Actually what you just presented there was an actual moment often in 80s history we often yeah I think you're right Christina and I were she was texting me yesterday She says dad. I'm reading 1984 holy crap What did Orwell smoke that he was so? So visionary that this would be exactly what we're going through right now And I said, well first of all history. Second of all, Orwell he had the ministry of truth which we have it's clear

51:01 But for the 5%, I think we're five percent, you know The Noah generation is probably part of the five percent of people who have seen through it and reject the notion that The internet is YouTube Facebook Twitter Instagram. It's like no there are other things we can do with it We've been leaders in that field for more than 13 years now showing that you don't need the Silicon Valley infrastructure I mean and once if pod bean who were owned by some conglomerate. I don't think they're independent anymore Yeah, too bad yeah. Yeah there were good guys pod bean So you know hopefully? Hopefully people and I've learned up some of this myself with podcasting 2.0 it would you know people are so used to well Why doesn't this just work

51:54 So well, you know because we're doing like crazy stuff here. We've just circumvented cancel culture and financial Deplatforming so give me a break man But it's like the like my neighbors who didn't know that you can light a gas stove when there's no electricity Because the clickety-click thing can be replaced by a match. Yes I forget stupidity yeah, well then when you point it out to them they feel like they feel pretty stupid themselves but here's Silicon Valley with a hedge, you know. All right so maybe that vaccine passport let's try this one imagine that you wake up in the morning go about your usual routine and that routine includes taking a quick nose swab in your bathroom for COVID and getting a result right there now listen to this what is the benefit of being able to test oneself at home well the answer is that this virus has been so difficult to get a handle on because it's

52:46 stealth. People can spread it when they don't feel sick and they don't know they're infected, and that's why we've all been wearing masks and social distancing because you don't know who might be sick." Now the way I see it this is a great app! Um hello boss? I just tested myself can't come in man got the COVIDs. It's perfect actually what you just described is another reality Not noted by the people inventing these things which is like a brother. Yeah, what you did? What yeah I'm sick man So I'm really exactly what would happen Productivity falls to the floor false positive. I guess I don't know. I'm okay today Meanwhile Employment law watching California reports

53:42 The following, this is regarding mandatory vaccinations. Employers implementing a mandatory COVID-19 vaccination policy must engage in an interactive process with an employee who seeks a reasonable accommodation from the policy. The DFEH stated that the FEHA requires employers to reasonably accommodate employees with known disabilities or a sincerely held, oh notice the language. Sincerely held what you don't believe I'm apostapharian? Sincerely held religious belief that would prevent them from being vaccinated therefore an employee who objects to vaccination on either ground must be reasonably accommodated unless the accommodation would impose and undo hardship on the employer

54:27 Or the reasonable accommodation exists will be a fact and situation specific inquiry. In other words... We had that donor, I don't remember the link now that had the religious angle Well, yeah. So you can prove sincerity... it says sincerely held religious belief so they're gonna test you on your religious belief this needs to be rejected all of this and I'm sorry to say it but you've got to tell some like businesses that do this no! And when I'm not going to come back and we'll tell you why? So for instance Tina went to the hairdresser

55:05 And, uh... and with my hairdresser—we share the hairdresser. What she had not shared with me is that she's been vaccinated and she told Tina you know the other day one of my clients was vaccinated I was vaccinated so we do it both decided let's just take our masks off were safe were invincible! And i'm thinking if I go there next time and she makes me want to wear a mask because I've not been vaccinated even though she is I will have to tell her I'm sorry I will never come back here until you change that policy This is what we have to do. Because now it's down to the people, and the people in your life are tards! They gotta wake up to some reality... Seriously! Well I think your policy would be correct. It's fine start doing that. I think you're starting to say look not putting up with this bullshit if you want to just be that way fine i'm not going to business here anymore because its offensive to me And your mom wears army boots

56:02 Whatever you want to tell her. I'm waiting for Biden to say that by the way. Little fiddlesticks, never gonna say it. Your mom wears army boots! Anyone ever say that is beyond me. He's going to say cool and I think he already said cool phrases from the 50s that the silent generation did. You have to remember this is our only president we've ever had in this entire history. In this category? Yeah, from this category of silent generation and so it says Biden and you think he was like somebody had to fill all over... We didn't buy this car in our collection. We'd have to buy one and here's all these guys are old okay well whatever So we're stuck with him

56:52 There's got to be some phraseologies from that era that he's gonna drop in into the mix well blind two-faced dog pony soldier would be one of them Yeah, but that was she so off the wall and it was like definitely Kofi. Yeah, right Well fiddle sticks is good And I think when your mom wears army boots He could let that one fly But I have a quick three parter which I think is pressing As in my mind, President Biden's clock is ticking. Probably got about three more weeks I hope he stays in until we get back from vacation because that'll be just oh my goodness and... Imagine you go on vacation... And then Biden drops. Biden drops! Not good Well we do an emergency something anyway

57:42 We don't have to do anything. So what we're seeing more and more apparent is something that's not typical, is the signage the branding of the Biden-Harris administration so it's not the Biden administration as it was the Trump administration wasn't the Trump-Pence administration maybe sometimes but they never branded it as that duo duopoly administration so there was a confrontation of Psaki about this just to set it up rebranding of the Biden administration to the Biden-Harris administration. What is rebranding? Well, when you look on the website it's this Biden Harris and that has not been necessarily in the norm in the past. Is there any message being sent by that or what can be extrapolated from that? I would take for meant that Vice President Harris as an important partner she's the first in the room, last in the room on most occasions if she's in town and not traveling around

58:34 It's a reflection of the important role that she will play moving forward. Yes, very important role that she will play moving forward. Of course she will be our president eventually I say quicker but people are starting to notice some things about her Some very troubling things. Now first I want to point out... Wait, you're going off of COVID? Yes! Yes, I'm done with COVID Oh, I had my COVID clips you never let me play. Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, I didn't know-I don't look at your clips No but you look at the titles because you're always trying to line them up. Oh, I see it here You're right. I'm sorry. But well, I completely completely apologize. I did not mean to do that

59:17 Let's do your COVID clips. I was kind of done with COVID. Yeah, but I noticed that you just rolled off me! You just steamrolled me on the COVID. Oh yeah? Just moving the show along... Well let's see well you got a little lucky because i'm looking at my clips here and there's one clip which seems to be not what I hoped for and this is the COVID killer variant. Ooh okay I told you, I don't look at your clips. So that one... so i'm glad we stopped for that thanks! I'm very happy. So there's that one now the uh.... You got me Now the other one is the COVID near records in Canada I thought was good because I've been listening to CBC

1:00:05 and they're nuts up there. It is becoming increasingly clear this coronavirus surge is not like earlier ones variants are driving more infections hospitals are again being pushed to the limit but as vaccines get to more and more Canadians by one key measure they do seem to be working now if we look at daily new cases in Canada since the beginning of the second wave March has been a bad month but look at at deaths per day. Even taking into account that they lag by a few weeks, cases keep going up, deaths keep going down. Experts think vaccinating the vulnerable is saving lives but people are still getting very sick especially in Ontario this month case rates there have doubled while the number of patients in ICUs has surged to near record levels Wow same cadence as MSNBC? Totally you noticed that yeah totally it's the same cadence

1:01:03 But they kept showing the deaths, there's no deaths. It was cases cases cases and they got this surge and everyone is talking about the fourth surge I mean give me a break Hey hey you can't say surge that's a militaristic term AOC won't let you use it Actually i've got that surge clip Yeah hold on! I wanted to say something about Canada. It's not Buffalo...Canada When I presented a memo on the show, which I always do, said hey you know you never know. I'm just presenting it and that's saying I believe in it It's sketchy One time we heard about the Hunter Biden laptop weeks before it happened And I'm pretty sure we had a memo which outlined exactly what's taking place with these COVID hotels

1:01:50 Remember? They were building rooms and camps, and it was all being set up. And they're like, no! That's crazy talk! It's crazy! I remember this time when I was promoting this nut... This nuts! This nuts! What was the, what was that guy who had the note? He had the note. Randy Hillier, was that it? Yes, Randy Hillier and I think I was playing that. In my supplemental question yesterday asked this government if the people of Ontario should prepare for internment camps In September, the federal government posted a call for expressions of interest for contractors to supply provide and manage quarantine isolation camps throughout every province in every territory in Canada. These quarantine isolation camps however are not limited

1:02:43 to people with COVID, but provide a wide latitude for many people to be detained. Surely this government is aware of the intentions to build on it." So he- I'm not gonna play the whole thing again but you know so got told to shut up and that was when did we play that? Hold on a second i love our records That was... huh! That was November no October 15th 2020 And here we are. Now they have actual internment camps if you have a positive test upon return, citizen of the country don't go to your own home no no off to the camp you go come on Canada! Well and there was this guy that everyone's seen this clip This is the guy who went through and he said well you gotta do this I'm not doing anything as a Canadian citizen refused to go along with their program But that was before but that was before this No that was after that

1:03:41 That was after that. It was a recent clip. Right, but now that type of behavior is shut down Now you can't just walk out and say just give me the fine I'm going Now it's mandatory into the Gulag Well... Yeah Until i see evidence for that But, okay. I think people are...I think they say it's mandatory. I think people are voluntarily doing this stuff. I think that's the problem. Okay yes it's possible that you may be able to do that if you just pay the $1,000 fine. That's possible and by the way that's Canadian dollars so what's a buck fifty? Well the other thing is that fine is never collected according to this guy. Ah! Well- You get the fine you got your...it's on your record yet as fine but its never collected so we don't really pay anything

1:04:25 Don't worry, they'll get that once they give you your digital dollar. In France Macron has announced new restrictions putting France into the third national lockdown Germany locked down again although in Berlin seems to be kind of okay according to boots on the ground report but in the Netherlands still curfew will be going through the third week of April a curfew Curfew. You cannot hang out with your friends after 10 p.m Well, you can but yet to be you can't be on the street after 10 p.m It's insane that's because it's nocturnal nocturnal yes just as crazy I have the one last clip which is the see and this is a funny clip Because there's now the government seems to be teaming up with so composite influencers CB This well this is Team Halo This is just the local team for halo from the UN on tik-tok

1:05:17 CBC teaming up with influencers. You enter Emiliotis now, with a look at how public health officials are teaming up with online influencers hoping their message of truth is viral Fact check false. Their message of truth goes viral, oh my goodness! Can you imagine their message of truth going viral? No no the message of truth never goes viral. So the health officials in Canada are teaming up with these these I don't want to say they're idiots go ahead that are on you know TikTok and Instagram so their message of truth

1:05:56 Unbelievable to me. This was the most astonishing thing I've ever even imagined, but okay well And it's what it is and a lot of its marketing But just look at all look at all the agenda that's clashing really The agendas are just clashing we've got pharma biosecurity technology The Democrat Party the Republican Party Oh, I heard... ooh this was good. This was from one of our producers. It's actually good is a whole different word about Actually good as opposed to the term itself? Yeah it was actually damn good! It was about de Blasio

1:06:40 Let's see if I can find this. Oh, I'm all ears! Yeah you'd like a good de Blasio story... where is my China folder? Here it is. Okay this is pretty good Adam looking down a rabbit hole regarding a land grab potentially in play for New York City real estate some background have been a residential RE agent for 10 years of Manhattan recently located at Palm Beach County Florida with my wife and son after seeing the writing on the wall during lockdown we have the best producers in the universe Looking up to the pandemic, it has become clear that the state local laws are being crafted to make it more difficult for smaller landlords to survive. This is true because our friends from Brooklyn moved here as one of the reasons

1:07:19 The killing off of the Amazon deal in Queens by AOC was another head-scratcher. Post COVID, it was almost impossible to ignore." I was speaking to a colleague today that's Manhattan commercial real estate insider and the word on the street is that Bill de Blasio has been conspiring with the Real Estate Investment Trust slash hedge funds to tank the New York City real estate market so these investors can swoop in and buy back converting a bunch of commercial buildings and hotels for pennies on the dollar Yeah, I think that's true. And now and I think it's true too. It is the Chinese is what I'm thinking to they already own. They already know you know it might be the Chinese but generally speaking the Chinese aren't uh... They already own The Waldorf? Yeah they want a lot of stuff. They're buying in at top dollar then they're not the... They are not savvy real estate investors? If this is the Chinese is just sucker the Chinese into buying your best price and some bad investments

1:08:18 We're not gonna we don't lose out on these things Americans, you know Tina asked me this morning says who really runs New York You know because she comes from Chicago So she knows you know the dailies and the Pritzkers in New York. You know The Irish mob is gone The mafia is it just isn't Wall Street? Are they the mob that runs New York who runs New York who do I think he's just hit it Is that it it is right as soon as Wall Street Okay, all right. Well there you go That would make sense This just stealing from themselves at this point It's fine. Stealing from themselves? Wow! Yeah, yeah... And they don't even know it?! They're stealing from each other as well which is normal behavior. Mostly stealing from each other. It's normal behavior over there I have one last clip for the COVID part of the show Okay

1:09:12 NPR is, they had this. I only, just a short part of this clip goes on and on but Mississippi decided that they're fed up with the, I mean the governor there another Republican he's fed up with the fact that you know like they keep pointing their finger at Florida look all the fun they were having in Florida and we're here and Mississippi coast has got a lot of action for having fun. You can have fun in Mississippi. They've got casinos, Biloxi. There was all kinds of action in Mississippi It's locked down now. And then they said, look over at Texas. Texas you know they pulled the plug on most of this stuff so the Mississippi guy says OK we're pulling the plug on all these bull crap rules

1:09:53 The NPR woman is just going to grill the Mississippians about this, convince that this is a bad idea and she's never going to let up on it. I only have part of this clip but this is their report on Mississippi on NPR This is called shaming Mississippi Even though more Americans than ever are eligible to receive a COVID-19 vaccine cases of the virus actually rose this week The CDC warns of a fourth wave of coronavirus cases in the U.S.. Despite that, many states still have loose or non-existent restrictions. That includes the state of Mississippi where Governor Tate Reeves lifted nearly all coronavirus mandates by executive order at the beginning of March

1:10:37 Joining us today to talk about how his state plans to move forward from this moment is Dr. Thomas Dobbs, the State Health Officer of Mississippi. Welcome! Thank you for having me. Well thank you for being with us I'm curious because when we spoke to you last June, you said that you did not anticipate your office letting up on any COVID restrictions for at least another year. That was last June but at the beginning of this month Governor Reeves lifted nearly all of the restrictions including mask mandates other than being inside school buildings and in classrooms what changed? Well, you know we have seen a pretty phenomenal improvement in our cases and our deaths. And I know that the governor's perspective one of the main targets was to make sure that we kept our hospital and healthcare system from being overwhelmed. And I'll tell you to be honest we've been quite pleased to see around the community most folks are wearing masks

1:11:28 Right. Well, I mean it's not just concerns about this potential fourth wave we spoke to an epidemiologist on our show yesterday who warned that a COVID-19 variant in Florida is even more transmissible than others so with variants spreading and the likelihood of a fourth wave again should Mississippi go back to enforcing more mask wearing or impose other similar restrictions? Oh my goodness. She goes on with the same line of questioning... But also I'm so tired of the phony inflection in these voices, you know, mass, just like social distancing! It's sickening! What you're saying right there because i'm a dick

1:12:17 I have really focused in on these NPR clips because i know they have a lot of that. Yeah, it's condescending... It irks the hell out of you! It does! It's very rude. Why even act? Why don't you say hey you're a dick and I'm interviewing about being a dick That's what it is. That's pretty much what it is, you're right and then she continues for another three or four minutes with the same whatever he says well that might be true but with a fourth wave coming and don't you think we should clamp back down put the masks back on? Oh man! And he said well we always... You know the funny thing is actually most people are wearing masks yes but that's different than a mandate isn't it? It's just unbelievable

1:13:03 NPR is the worst. Sometimes these thoughts come through my mind, you know what would it take to just foul up their system? You know like a ransomware attack or something something's got to happen and it would be great for it to happen just at the cable head ends Just lock it all up. Just turn it off Turn it off Please! You can't in the name of local... I know The local here's the worse part All the local affiliates have their own news feeds and they all sound the same way. They all, oh that sounds like the NP, like The Network. And it's just... Because even though we're local, we want to sound national because maybe one day we'll get picked up by Audie Lang and do the news. Yes NPR, pfft! NPR always insincere like a bunch of dicks. Well here is another clip from them. Oh you gonna hurt me now?

1:13:57 This is the now this is the clip that this is more of a tip Please intro it Allah NPR just to put me in the mood. Okay? Now we've got a clip coming up about fly Delta Oh, wow. No the airline very good What is it about John's clip? It's about The airlines that relaxing, fortunately relaxing their rules. Atlanta-based Delta is now the only major US airline still limiting capacity on flights to reduce the spread of the coronavirus but the airline says it will stop blocking middle aisle seats on its planes in May reversing a policy the airline put in place last April at one time a number of other major carriers including Southwest Alaska and JetBlue had similar policies American Airlines did for a short time and United never did

1:14:45 Delta's CEO Ed Bastian says nearly 65% of the people who flew on Delta last year expect to have had at least one dose of COVID-19 vaccine by May 1st. What tells me? I'm flying Delta! Get that extra room in the middle. Please, all right we have a choice here I have a bunch of China stuff, which i think we should wait. But I can do my two clips this is a hot topic Kamala Harris is a hot hot topic and I think since it's a hot topic we should do it before the top of the hour

1:15:23 Which was 15 minutes ago. Okay, all right is it about her cackling? Yes yes yes cackling Camilla yeah it's strange isn't it the optics are certainly not good the vice president does have a habit of laughing at serious subjects The latest example happened in Connecticut while talking about the impact of COVID on school teachers and parents take a look Our parents are seeing the value of educators when they had to bring in kids and say, I'm nearly enough.

1:16:03 Yeah, that laughter quickly led to backlash on social media. One person saying quote there are millions of working parents who must think it's hilarious That they can't send their children to school this morning others asked is this what she does when she's nervous unprepared or perhaps both? Another Twitter user said look there's something wrong everything is a joke where our PR and comms team So the, and I'm a little disappointed in Gitmo Nation because the only thing that anyone can come up with is she's high. She smoking weeds, she doing her Tupac thing, she's high No no no we have discussed this We've talked about this on the show I am very disappointed that no one remembers This exact medical emergency That she is going through I bring back to commercial

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1:17:39 It's clear as day and she needs to be, you know this can also be related to depression and brain injury. She may have both! Wow Did that not sound just like her laugh? Her laugh is awkward Right just like on the commercial Yeah, it's awkward. It's being this I had it didn't take the clip but I had a clip from this guy in Australia Mm-hmm the Australians you know you're picking up on a lot of the stuff going on over here better than we are especially off sky Sky well that's yeah, that's a Fox thing like Sky Fox. They call cackling Camelot That's a good one. I hadn't heard that I liked and its would be so show title cackling camera um

1:18:35 And she, and there's collections a lot of collections on the internet of her just you know going nuts worse than Hillary because Hillary was a cackler. Right But she was, it was more circumspect. It was like you could see what Hillary thought was funny at the moment You know like the dead people somebody died they died he died that's great that's hilarious so that makes sense but Kamala stuff she just cracks up in the middle of nothing She is laughing about this and that and its always a crazy cackle It's not a good look to be honest about it. She's not very serious Let me see I do see us a face bag link So who is this Wayne Dupree? Asks if she's suffering from that now, there's not none There's not one of you pre as a right-wing nutjob. I didn't get a job He just a white room whiter. I mean I thought ringer I thought about it because we've played this commercial and

1:19:35 Yeah, I don't remember that commercial until you replayed it. But now that you mention it she could be suffering from something that's causing this because when it happens its really an outburst It's not like somebody said something funny Well let's look at signs... It's never when somebody says something funny Well, here's the serious question she cracks up. Here it is signs and symptoms The cardinal feature of the disorder is a pathologically lowered threshold for exhibiting the behavioral response Of laughter crying anger or all of the above so now didn't she cry once in some situation? Yes

1:20:13 And affected... I don't remember when, but. I remember clipping it. And affected... Let's see Camilla crying? Let's see... Camilla cry... Crying reporter are you sure? I remember crying over some situation she had. It could be now let's see She was at some rally and somebody died or something and she was in tears Well here This is very interesting An affected individual exhibits episodes of laughter, crying, anger or a combination of these without an apparent motivating stimulus or in response to stimuli that would not have elicited such emotional responses before the onset of their underlying neurological disorder. In some patients

1:21:00 The emotional response is exaggerated in intensity, but is provoked by a stimulus with an emotional valence congruent with the character of the emotional display. For example, a sad stimulus provokes a pathologically exaggerated weeping response instead of a sigh which the patient normally would have exhibited in that position. in a particular instance. However, in some other patients the character of the emotional display can be incongruent with and even contradictory to the emotional valence of the provoking stimulus or may be incited by stimulus with no clear valance for example A patient may laugh in response to sad news Or cry in response to stimuli with no emotional undertone She's sick! And it can also be part of dementia Would it be crazy if she is the one with dementia and Joe was just slow and old?

1:21:49 That would be great. I say that's no agenda material well this is a problem because they can 25 Joe but we can 25 camera right behind that this yeah has she ever had traumatic brain injury stroke probably not well she has a daughter right yes she does women who have children have micro strokes oh yeah I've heard you mention this before Well, we don't know anything but I think it's worth looking into. You know? She is the vice president! She is in charge of immigration how's that going? Well they took her off that Oh what she's removed already?! But she didn't like it? Well there was a long... I missed clip This was uh they had Dana Perino on with the money honey oh the crypto cougar

1:22:51 They discussed how they how she was never really put on She was never put on there was no real task force. It was just a kind of a blunder That that she was assigned it looked like she was assigned this Horrible, it was a huge blood it was insulting I'd say so they did she's not doing that at the moment So but then what is she doing? Well what she's not doing is moving into the Vice President's residence. She still not moved in? I didn't hear this! Yes, she is reportedly very bothered that she has not... This may be part of her PBA Very bothered she hasn't been able to move into her official Washington residence over two months after the inauguration Now you got to ask yourself one Is it because these renovations really are taking so long

1:23:42 Or two, she doesn't want to unpack because she knows where she's really going to be sleeping in a few weeks. You tell me! That's a good one. You tell me! She says apparently the quote was that she is getting frustrated living out of suitcases for more than 2 months after inauguration day and she wanted the kitchen changed. She didn't like the kitchen. Oh brother... According to two administrations staffers Harris asked for work to be completed on the kitchen Kitchen kitchen yeah, yeah yep. That's a sign of someone who can't cook Or won't one of the other oh My goodness well it's a fun world out there Okay, that's good now we have to follow this in the cat yes I'm taking my bong hit well I'm gonna do this

1:24:39 I've got Hacks Blue Ribbon on my mind. Hacks Blue Ribbon! That's right, and i'd like to take this moment to say in the morning to you and thank you for your courage the man who put the C in the cackling camel and ladies and gentlemen John C Devorah Well in the morning to you Mr. Adam Curry, in the morning our ships to sea boost from ground feet and the air sails into the water of James Knight's out there And in the morning to the trolls in our troll room how are ya doing trolls good to see y'all there could You please put your hands in the air so I can count you everywhere let's see we have today whoa 1677 it is a Thursday but people either back to work or don't care seems low isn't that low? I mean Sunday was over 2000 which is what it should be

1:25:22 16? 1677. That's our standard number Is that our standard number, okay alright How is the PBR is it good I like the PBR in the newsletter you're kind of getting into it Well ya know that kinda fit into the newsletter what it was about so Yeah I'd like to thank the guy who did that PBR art and camera It has a convoluted name I couldn't remember Yeah, I don't. Honestly, I don't remember it myself actually. While we're discussing the art... Yes let me tell everyone about The Troll Room for just a second that is where you can troll along with this show but not just this show many many other shows

1:26:10 at noagendastream.com, so we've got the chat there and that's open 24 hours a day and it looks like regular chat but you go in there you look around like what is this? Damn it! It's trolls! And if you don't then your're the troll So its place for trolls to hang out. You listen to whatever podcast is playing right there actually I wanted to mention that there is now proposal in the Podcasting 2.0 GitHub to enable a podcast app to fire off a live stream when someone goes live and, and this is mainly for all of our podcasters on noagendastream.com you can also do the streaming value-for-value so there's all kinds of cool stuff coming for the trolls all courtesy of your No Agenda show and Gitmo Nation

1:26:58 Still going strong over there at noagendasocial.com I am seeing what looks like more people signing up in other places and then starting to integrate into our timeline It's a federated social network so anybody can set up a server, it's free and open source There are many places you can get one for a couple bucks a month But if you really want to be free and independent set one up on your own server for your family or just for your little group I've seen more and more people do that, and I like it. Please let me know what your instance names are so I can promote them on the show And we'd like to thank the artist for episode 1333 We titled that one Vaxhole 1333 Yes? And Vaxhole is a good name and I want to mention it was Gabrion Van Hoot

1:27:47 H-O-U-D-T. Haut, von Haut yeah who did the art? Who did the you know agenda perhaps blue ribbon label art Wow that's kind of cool for a Dutch guy he knows his PBR they don't have PBR in Holland He's actually done a number of uh... he's done a number of nice pieces that are somewhat conceptual and this one I felt like using because it hit the spot. It's even more interesting because there are a number of producers who have reached out to me from the Netherlands saying, can you tell me what it tastes like? Because we're really curious over here. We really want to know. Oh, I can tell you what it tastes like!

1:28:33 Why don't you, what you do is pour some sparkling regular carbonated maybe seltzer water into a glass. Fill it up about three quarters of the way full and then pee in it just a little bit. That's right everybody! You got yourself a PBR hands-on pee report. Now Van Hout, I should mention did a Build Back Better art with the top of Joe Biden's head. Oh yeah! This is nice, very nice. Well the 1333 art was done by Sir Ned Nett and this was so no agenda you look at this anyone who has not clued into the show will go wow that some good drugs it was the Panama welders local 33

1:29:30 Welding a stack of toilet paper. No one else understands this that was and it was well done, it's a good piece and I think like a union button and Yeah, no it wasn't even the... I don't know if it's welding or there is like a scrubber. I don't know what going on. No that's a welder! That's a welder who has got his welders hat on and he has got the welding sparks. But what shooting off? What shooting of there? Is that sparks that are shooting where he is welding toilet paper so long? Why am I even asking this unlikely question?! Let's look at some of the art which you're seeing cycle now in any of your podcasting 2.0 compatible apps, you can find them at newpodcastapps.com Thank You Dreb Scott let's take a look at some of the stuff that didn't make the cut and we need to talk about The FAQ! The FAC which I saw it was created

1:30:23 I don't know if we talk about it yet or is it being posted? No, you haven't. You sent me an email about that. Tantanail sent in a list of stuff that she's picked up on and she says here's the beginning of your FAQ so I said oh great! And then I'll have to put together something that looks formal. Do you want me to read what she wrote? Sure, read it. Okay, so she has two columns no and yes No stealing, no Disney. No copyrighted images or logos. No Corona-Covid image. No gross or anything that puts the show in a negative light. No faces of Adam and John. No small details or lettering yeah? And no busy image with several attention points." Well that last one I don't know if that's... That's not a law or anything. What was it again? No busy image with several attention points It just doesn't work! If it doesn't work, it doesn't work

1:31:17 Yeah, I think we can leave that last one off. Okay and then no small details lettering that's just a technical part it's really important now the yes column yes to jokes Popping, attractive colors sparking interest to new listeners who see the image. Still readable recognizable in a thumbnail size 200 by 200. I think it's 256 actually. A depiction of show topics or special events adjusted products food beverages product boxes etc So, you know it's like that's almost feels limiting this category self-drawn imagery what she's done is she's deconstructed what we've been picking Oh That's good because we never talk about this which he just said there correct. Okay? Yeah, she looks at what we've been doing and saying oh okay I see what they're up to and now she's deconstructing Well it's not part of the rules It's actually good advice

1:32:17 It's a, yeah that right. The second part would be advice as opposed to rules. So advice is make it funny make it popping attractive sparking interest in new listeners who see the image make it still readable or recognizable thumbnail size depiction of show topics or special events adjusted products so that's our joke products food beverages product box etc self-drawn imagery public domain creative commons imagery And complementary font is preferred over a template font. Well, that's I guess sometimes this is true it's for extra points most of the time recently most of the time we're using uh original stuff original extra points absolutely extra points no I think the template is pretty much not being used by anybody who's winning a lot so what else did we see here fiddle sticks was pretty funny um there was what was there a lot

1:33:11 a lot of Vaxhole stuff. Of course, we use the Vaxhole title which kind of doesn't have to but that made it and kind of void for us I like the toilet paper rolls with SOS if i recall That was cute. Yes you did like that. Why didn't I liked that? There was some reason No, I think just liked the welder better. I don't think it wasn't we didn't like it Oh yeah, oh I see. Yeah, the toilet paper rolls SOS is Darren we also look at the button don't be a vax hole that way. That's another Darren he tried hard I feel bad now that oh the other one here Oh, yeah, I wanted to comment on the round pangolin Yes, the pangolin now that I liked the pangolin one a lot I didn't go and look it up because we weren't gonna pick it cuz of the rest of the problem did the Artist Kenny Ben first of all I don't believe that he designed this pangolin

1:34:11 Kenny can... Is it me or does it look like the new Microsoft Edge logo? Isn't that exactly what it looks like. That's a funny idea, let me take a look now he's done a lot of funny things this guy Dude dude its exactly like the Microsoft it's reversed basically I'm telling you. Well, maybe... That was probably part of the joke that I didn't realize. I would have gone further into picking this one if this pandemic pangolin font wasn't Comic Sans Oh my goodness! Wow what a faux pas on behalf of Kenny here And on behalf all mankind and all art directors

1:34:54 My goodness, so harsh but so true. So I mean that stopped being my track... ...So i don't know whether he designed the pangolin or not. Well, I didn't care at that point but I was very attracted to it and liked the pangolin. Yes you were very attracted to the pangolin Yeah because I like these types of round logos It's just a kind of throwback to the 90s new age designs. That is what I saw. Yeah! It's pretty As part of the product that we offer to you twice weekly, we do not include creepy corporate money shill native advertising no pharma ads. No corporate control and in no Chinese Communist Party control like most of your M5M that you can witness everywhere and that we've been playing throughout the morning instead We created the value for value model which means

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1:36:30 During the reading of the notes. Yes, and we do have a few people to thanks going with Danielle Taggart $1,000 from Danielle Wow hello Danielle punched in the mouth back in early 2019 when the smoking hot dude named Ben named Ben Protector of the MW and defender of the electric grid introduced me to know agenda to further enrich our debates Nice I did not immediately take to the show Then that same dude introduced me to Mo Fax thinking it was more aligned with my focus areas He was doing what was right? Mm-hmm

1:37:15 And now both shows consistently occupy the top two spots on my podcast list. She needs a de-douching. Yeah, we can do that. I was so enthralled I forgot the dedouche-matron! You've been de-douched. She needs a de-douching and a DDB Oh! I don't know what that is but it's a DDB. I didn't realize this was... Yeah, go ahead. I'll line that up. Is this some thing from the other show? Come on let's try it! It doesn't mix these shows up... Well.... I'm sending the same donation to note to both shows Oh okay well oh you guys cleaned up on this one thank you both for doing the work i don't have to uh i don't have the patience to do nobody does actually in the 2000s i really in fact that's all we do We haven't got the patience for this either

1:38:12 I realized that the American society was becoming a poorly scripted reality TV show where need is currency and bad decisions are encouraged for ratings. At that point, yeah I can see this is more MoFax than us. Well at that point... Hopefully you're okay with her request? Oh she's good with it and I want to hear what this is! At that point I decided to start being more careful about what I let into my brain. Mmmmm that's it. Unfortunately, while ignorance is bliss awareness is responsibility. That's where you all come in and help me stay aware without submitting myself to the value...to the tactics and talking points You're challenging the way I think And teaching things that I do not know There are plenty of times when I disagree with your take on things

1:39:10 which is something that we discourage people from telling us because, duh. But that is part of the value too either way we're not here to tell you how to think. Yeah we're no Ben Shapiro We're here to tell you how to think either way I learn more by... Wow! Excellent okay Either way, I hear more by hearing and considering your perspectives. This donation technically makes me a dame! Please knight me Dame Taggart, Gypsy of the Southwest and add some spicy hatch green chili to the round table.

1:39:57 Let's go get some jobs karma and out there for everybody wants to be jobs karma who anyone who needs it and please play the Trump aroused the Atlas shrugged and Fauci wheeze And also a moe Mo karma, please sincerely dame Holy moly. Okay. There's a whole bunch of stuff she wanted there okay? I think I can do this and first you need her DDB Congratulations, you're no longer a deadbeat. It was hard to get it aroused and it is hard to get it aroused but we got it aroused. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

1:40:37 You've got Moe Carme. Please! I think i got everything now Oh she wanted, well sorry I missed the jobs carme I should probably do that My goodness don't make it so complicated this cross show thing is cute but man Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! Yeah! You've got karma At the end of this show we'll be doing our stock picks Anonymous Down Under. Closest to the pin today on no agenda! I would do closer to the pin, there you go. By the way... Never mind never mind never mind. And Caulfield Victoria Australia 521 anonymous donation down under positively slash well-informed thank you

1:41:32 Floods down under no, thank you very much floods done. It seems very coded message Oh that's good 520 James Anderson in Vancouver Washington 401 greetings Thanks to the best podcast in the universe stereo goat karma goat cream Karma, please You've got The night of the Barbary Coast in San Francisco, where the Barbary Coast is still there. $400. Wow! Yeah this is a little street near Chinatown. ITM from the San Francisco censored for your safety masquerade meetup. Ah much fun was had by all PBR was consumed This is the donation from the meet up Yes fantastic

1:42:23 PBR was consumed and given to problems with the audio. Maybe those bourbon shots weren't a great idea? I guess we'll have to keep doing meetups till we get our meeting report act together an envelope was passed around which is nice it was my responsibility get the money that best podcast in universal as George Bush would say mission accomplished My understanding is that all the dollars count as meet-up money, but if any attendees meant their share towards their personal knighthood or to higher status then please maintain your personal accounting accordingly. Well thank you for putting that message in there. Huzzah! The Knight of the Barbary Coast. Huzzah! Sir Roy Martin in Dothan Alabama 350

1:43:11 Love the show, love PC 2.0 particularly because it is so easy to clip to friends and hit them in the mouth Oh that's really nice he's talking about our sound bites feature of Podcasting 2.0 and so you can indeed really easily make, Podverse has them as does a good job. Yeah you can make clips exactly from our state perspective the pandemic is over it's it's over and I but nobody wants to deal with being over we got to sell some more vaccines we gotta get you know anyway

1:43:50 Uh, and I do SARS the real deadly one. SARS 1, Cove-1 came and went no masks no social distancing came in when it was a killer Remember Ebola when we when the plane landed when it was on live TV and the first patient with Ebola coming to Dallas Landed the plane they had this shot from the tower And then the ambulance drove him to do to the end of the tarmac and the guy jumps out and walks or what walks in With like in a hazmat suit he wasn't all flesh-eating puke and pooping out his guts

1:44:30 From our state, he continues. Our state perspective the pandemic's over and I do not know what country the Washington blowholes are talking about." And then his note gets cut off. Yeah, I got four dollars left. So if you have any more to say, sir Roy let us know. I missed it unfortunately. Sorry about that Roy. Dan Friday in Shoreline Washington 333.44 I'm a Rogan transplant and have appreciated all the info. Sorry? This is my first donation. So de-douche me! You've been de-douched And I've got two douchebag callouts for his buddy, for my buddies Jason Douchebag and Karsten Douchebag I'm an artist so please give me some Jobs Karma Friday...and he's got a Is that his website?

1:45:28 I don't know, maybe Friday... Okay we'll read it since it's here. Fridayglass.com What is he have on Friday glass? Oh! He's a glass hole There's the glass guy Wow Well there are all the good glass guys in Washington because they all got trained by Galluli Gahooli? The glass guy up there. I met him once He's the famous glass blower in Washington State Oh my goodness, John go to Current Work and what is this? Archive? Oh man he has a gear set made of glass Gears Of Time It's Fridayglass.com Yeah oh man this guys got some beautiful stuff

1:46:18 Well all the super, I bet you he's one of the protégés but maybe not. But there are all the superstar glass guys that are up in Washington and they put on exhibits at Seattle airport once in a while it just like mind-boggling. This is incredible the work that he has done. Oh no this guys' no slouch No! He's Mr. No Slouch! He's no Glasshole Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs What worries me is I don't see any prices. So that means he's not giving it away? I'd really like to know but... I have a problem with the priceless thing, and I should mention this now I just put up on my Etsy shop Yes

1:47:07 Just to come down about three notches in quality from this guy. You think? That Barry's got it, unbelievable! Have you seen his bears? Oh the bears, this Barry has got here... We should look at his whole bear page. Oh my goodness okay we can just sit here all day and marvel about that stuff then. Yeah people can go to his shop, we've got it linked So I have my Etsy shop and you go to Etsy and you type in Dvorak Shop S-H-O-P-P-E. Yes, the old English word that's for marketing purposes to make it easier for everybody? It's because I couldn't get anything else. The Dvorak shop with one P was taken what?! Yeah so we got SHOPPE and yeah put up three new mugs which are from my collection is nothing i did right

1:47:57 including the classic, I put it up for 200 bucks even though I wanted to sell it for 400. The original green, original logoed Microsoft mug that is the most collectible of all Microsoft mugs. It's got the original logo, it's in perfect conditions not chipped or anything and it is the mug and I'm selling it for 200 bucks because If you have that mug and you're working at Microsoft, that means you're an original. Or are you hooked into the beginnings of it or something? So your a Microsoft Original... Dude okay so is it Etsy you said? Etsy yeah go to Etsy I go to Etsy and type in Dvorak Shoppapa right Yeah In the search find shop names And I do that

1:48:52 PDF tutorial for Terry's tea shop. I get ink songs vials and how you spelling it again? sh o PPE Billy yeah, did a search that came right up well They're hosing you bro. Let's see if so if I just do Dvorak what happens then I shouldn't help I get a lot of music I Get out to work This is lame man I want to see it, I sincerely want to. What if i just do shop with 1P? That'd be hilarious! I just did and came up with Dvorak's All One Word Oh well okay... Geez all one word Yeah that worked of course that worked Dvorak Shop aww cute Did Jay draw that logo for you? yeah mhm so the ohhh ohh yes It sold what are ya talking about its sold Whats sold The green Microsoft mug sold

1:49:51 What kind of what kind of it on here? It says sold right here. Well if it's sold, this must have sold today Well, what was the price that two hundred dollars damn Skippy is sold nice I knew I could have I should have priced you you may have messed it up Oh Is this oh look at this who'd oh This is really not look at my goodness ladies and gentlemen If you want to see some cool stuff Which, by the way I do not include John's target practice. Targets? What the hell! 150 bucks for your target practice?! Nooo... Well that's because i don't expect to sell those. That's overpriced. No, no, I'm not gonna buy that from you but I'll take that Bonneville for a hundred and fifty bucks oh it's just a picture signed by you

1:50:42 Well, who else is gonna sign it? I don't know man. It's funny Why is it funny? It's a photograph! Well, I dunno...it's just maybe your ha- I dunno you said to get like Camelot Well, I'm gonna tell you... Enough of the website. I am very disappointed that mug sold if it did. I think it's funny because your signature doesn't- It looks kind of weird. I've seen your signature on a certificate and never seen it written like the bottom Go look at it and tell me this is not a weird signature! It's a little small Yeah Is it a one of one? Yeah, I don't do it as an artist proof. It's an artist proof. There's no artists just one of one Nice page man. I like the Manhattan shot that looks that looks pretty sick How big is that piece? Well actually have a bigger piece of that that I haven't put on the shop which is hanging on the wall We're just looking at old mugs what was wrong with us back to the show yeah where were we oh

1:51:43 We were at the Fridayglass.com and he wanted Jobs Karma, and I don't even remember if we gave it to him. We'll do it again just in case. Jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! All right blown away by that here I'll pick this up Carissa Moulin 333 33 from Thaxton Virginia And Karissa says, happy 50th birthday to me! No. To my longtime boyfriend Scott Manning He's the future knight of the mid-Atlantic solar winds We are officially one third of the way to knighthood I want a biscuit on my birthday A Fauci Wheeze A sleepy Joe Giant Dumps by 45 Savage China is Asshole R2D2 In honor Why don't you just list all of it, Jake? Do we need to do a FAQ Of this now

1:52:37 We need to do... Yes, we should definitely do. And the biggest problem is the more jingles you ask for The less coherent I sound because i'm gonna have to be..I have them all pre-selected but they're all pre sorted so I have to find it in the list put it in there You're really just slowing down the show. So I highly appreciate support guilt trip. Do you like that? Yeah, working on it. I'm working on it Carissa you're slowing down this show Really? It's like you really taking all the wind out of our sails

1:53:13 All right, what's the last one? The R2-D2. Okay I've got all that. What else did she say? Scott will tell you that his best birthday present continues to be my willingness to co listen to your biweekly amygdala shrinking therapist sessions good for both sanity restoration and intentional reality assessment not to mention wholehearted laughter That's right we're your source for PBA affected thanks for your fabulous show! They always give me a biscuit on my birthday Here we go They call them dumps, big massive dumps. China is asshole! You've got karma. As we come up to Anonymous and Lake Wylie I guess South Carolina 333. Anonymous says has the jingle request for a better life build back better and again massive dumps interesting

1:54:12 That's true and the TPP jobs karma birthday list he's got a birthday of him here she has a birthday in April 2nd. Oh, beauteous Well, I donated once in the past. I am long overdue so he or she needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! It was one year ago... While unable to piece together all my once trustworthy news sources coverage of the Wuhan Institute of Virology's engineered virus that I recalled a plug on a Joe Rogan, Rogan donation jingle interview for a news podcast with no agenda. We already did the jingles so... Yes I know. I finally discovered true journalism in no agenda listening to your open constructive and that would do it news analysis yeah i wouldn't say its journalism we do some journalism is very rare uh and it's usually because of field reports but when generally when we do journalism it's hot it's sizzling sizzlin' hot

1:55:15 And we also do constructive analysis while walking my dog, streaming over the government egregious...while walking my dog? Oh steaming over the government's egregious responses. For The State of Brevity which you've already halfway through You're already over on that I would like to thank you for the best podcast in the universe and a hilarious jobs and the hilarious jobs karma as it was my first favorite, and soon after discovering your show I landed the best job i ever had. Was it hilarious? I'm not getting this... And I want to give a portion of that back though it does not truly reflect the value the show has provided generally true with- As long as its meaningful to you

1:56:01 Yes, as long as it counts. Everything counts everything every nickel As another contribution I've been at the center of supporting SPAC strategy Oh and here we go Yeah At my job and would like to say in reference to Sunday's broadcasts and John's analysis well SPACS are a new get quote Wall Street rich Get Wall Street Rich scheme Get Rich Scheme okay The mechanism itself Is reached wider adoption due to the speed of going public relative to the traditional IPOs. Well, this is not the same with what's it doing that reverse mergers then nothing and a traditional investment bank BS however John's estimates of returns to the SPAC sponsors go

1:56:45 slash original investors are extreme outliers. Yes, that's the problem The general trade-off to a target is the lower quality stake in the new public company equity state not quality equity Yeah, yeah that might get a via be okay. Okay fine I agree with everything you said And it will go with the jingles yeah, I got the jingles I got them and Build back better, been down on bend and knee. Bear the brunt of all the burdens like broken ones should be. Build with blinding loyalty, back the better ones than you for a better life without your freedom!

1:57:39 They did dumps. They call them dumps, big massive dumps. That's true. You've got karma. Abigail Haynes in Alameda California she's got the poem I'm donating today to capitalize on 33 and LEET 1334, which LEET is actually 1337. April Fool's Energy of this episode for some creativity karma. Jingles don't trust China asshole Obama you might die that's true goat scream karma John I was pleased to hear last year that you like having a poet listen to the show

1:58:23 I'm finally delivering on that. Adam, if i put the jingles up front would you be willing to read the poem? Your crackpot energy will be perfect! Okay, perfect. Dr.. Sue substitute Thank you and thank you both for your courage so once you do the jingles and then read the poem is actually quite funny It's a good poem okay Do I need any accompanying music with the palm or is it or maybe extra reverbs anything? You recommend this is a cold read from me So I have not read this ah yes, you will accompany And what was the the karma she wanted I forgot oh

1:59:02 I just want to go speak karma. Here we go. You've got karma Okay, ladies and gentlemen here is the poem and John C Dvorak will accompany me on the mouth organ In the morning to you and the bravest of gents To amygdalas shrinkers to treasure well-spent I donate today cuz i'm haunted by threes The Karma? Yeah! I just turned 33 My donations thus far, anonymous have been. So would you de-douche me now if you can? You've been dedouched! Then one quick aside to call out if you please my brother in law Elijah is a douchebag indeed! Douchebag! From Rogan I hailed and he's a great cast but no agenda's the best No contest of asked An eclipse an your quips have proved quite essential To survive 2020 not become mental

2:00:00 At woke Berkeley I work where the fear runs amok. To listen to them we really are ducked, yet surely some salvation is at hand most colleagues have already had their first jab." In this time we face lockdowns and wearing of masks, quarantine distancing. Now passports for vax? Your conspiracy therapy is all that we need so enjoy your vacation and that mutton in mead! And to producers out there who want to say hiiiiii I'm that weird poet on NA Social ITM byyyyyeeeeee There you go That is compliments if your no agenda teen Happy to do that for ya

2:00:44 Jason Mikolowski in New Brighton, Minnesota. And that becomes our first associate executive producer. You three four five six. Howdy gentlemen today is my birthday and this is my gift to you I love the show thank you beautiful That's the kind of note. That's how we like to roll. High end. That's how we like to roll Anonymous another anonymous 224 from North Woodstock New Hampshire which is just north of Woodstock Thank you for your conspiracy therapy and helpful jobs karma. Finally, there is an in-person work for an interpreter in hospitals now That's interesting compared to almost nothing in a year of pandemic Huh? Interesting happy April Fools Day in a clown world Leah low V's

2:01:37 I don't know if that's a V or was supposed to be you. Leo Louise 22222 here in Austin, Texas Hey in the morning to you in the morning Adam your voice is stunning Mmm. That's right Thank You John my brain is getting bigger But my amygdala is getting smaller The production quality is superb I'm hooked My life has completely changed since I got hit in the mouth by Sir Toth of Tallalah The veil of deception has been lifted from my eyes. This is like a Naomi Wolf story here, beautiful! Thanks to your insightful media deconstruction. This plus I now own my own content as a member of webhosting.coop

2:02:14 A cooperative owned and operated web hosting company, and Baby Karma works. Other producers requested it and it ricocheted through the sound waves into a little bird's ear now I have two-year old twins! And you got a heaping of karma My baby smoking hot daddy is busy saving the tubes from the banksters moving banana boxes for Keep Austin Fed and taking care of our chickens and quail, but he indulges in NA while traveling to and from data centers. Which reminds me... Webhosting.coop or co-op is offering a 50% discount on hosting when you use the code NALocal512 Thank you for your courage much love Leah The babies are swinging from the rafters Please give them an Obama mariachi And a little girl yay Okay You know what? Wooo Hit it! No no no no no no no

2:03:09 Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Yay! Dave Petran in Clovis California 222 dot 22 he says hit-in-the-mouth March 2020 Bruce Fox is a douchebag. Yes. DOUCHEBAG! First donation, please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. The donations for jobs karma that worked already. Oh thank you I decided to donate if my son Spence got the job and he did He's moving to Paducah Kentucky and starting on Monday Jingle don't enslave me Kamala Don't enslave me Kamala

2:04:06 That's great man, thank you and thank you for making good on your promise to yourself. That's very cool Sonny Rose 201 02 Parts unknown as for now Adam and John please send me some on the road karma a Possible clip included yes she did send me something here Okay I have not listened to but it's five seconds how bad could it be so we'll set that up for you? I think it'd be Well yeah what am I saying right I leave Monday for a six-week around the country solo road trip. Oh, I want to see for myself what the hell is going on out there Boy this is a great American thing to do isn't it? Go on a six week road trip around the country just to check it out

2:04:50 Wow, that's very cool. Very Root66 of you! Yes, very Root66. Tired of being a prisoner in my own home? I'm going to be in Chi-town three hours from where I grew up for their meetup on 424 and I'll be keeping an eye out in other areas I'm visiting to get some most likely needed sanity along my travels if you or anyone is interested I'll be updating and posting along at the way it's sunny Sunny says so. So that's S-U-N-I-S-A-Y-S-S-O, sunnysaysso.com. Sunny Rose Maricopa? I don't understand what that is. The city not the county Arizona hmmm

2:05:29 And then she says this amount is far less than the value I received. That's okay, it's meaningful to you. I want to thank you Oh, I do want to read this I want to thank you tell you both that I love you to infinity and beyond which is how my granddaughter and I Settled the I love you more argument. Ah ha and then PPS maybe just for John Hmm he's got she's got some kind of ideas for ya Anyway, hey Sonny. Yeah definitely check in from the road Let us know how things go that could be there could be a good little uh good little update to hear from you You've got karma Interesting I like that Carla Reinhart comes in from Sioux Rapids Iowa 200 I don't have a note from her but they do have a birthday She's on the birthday list so there's that is that it's not and that's not one of the notes No, then it's not one of the notes okay

2:06:26 The notes are coming up though. Natalie Swirsky, $200 boots on the ground report in 2019 after months of vaccine research my husband decided not to get the vitamin K drops What? I think that's the vaccine the vitamin k drops i don't know and all well there is a vitamin k oh you're supposed to take vitamin k by the way when you take your d3 Oh you never told me this Never! Ah I should have... B12 You've told me about that Yeah, well this is new. I've only started it recently now. I made taking D for decades and it doesn't divide him in case supposedly again get the K2 you want to take with your d3 because it prevents all there's some negative things about d3 that came supposedly okay gets the negatives in k ketamine no no don't leave spell that special okay? I'm sorry

2:07:25 Anyway, get the vitamin K drops and all but one vaccine for our soon to be new human resource. We met with several pediatrician offices... we met with several pediatrician offices that's what it says I'm just reading what it says people saying you can't read and found one that didn't promote opting out of the vaccines but said that they would still see our child. In other words, only one right would allow you to... They wouldn't see him unless y'all you know what I'm saying? Shut up! Yeah, you can't come in unless you shot up. Which by the way is illegal I think we found some documentation that a doctor can do that Find a better doctor Several months later i'm at the hospital and pretty far into labor And a nurse walks in and tells me that The pediatrician will not see the baby because We opted no to get the vitamin K drops Okay thats what she's referring to

2:08:24 The audacity, the audacity as a doctor to change your mind and tell a woman in the middle of labor on no pain meds that you will no longer see their baby was like... What is this doctor's name? Let's shame this guy. Let's do a tarred shaming of this guy! Yeah who is this doctor let's name and shame him. What an idiot They expect us to just give in and say, okay. Just give her the vitamin K drops too. My husband's friend you know I think she put this code in there because of the possibility that was cut out or something. Yes, I think you're right. That is what it has come down to. Yeah. My husbands friend passed away shortly after getting one of the COVID vaccines he died suddenly while driving and got into a car accident with his whole family inside the vehicle

2:09:10 Their lawyer recommended not to do an autopsy because if he died from the vaccine, she would not receive any of his life insurance. It's a nightmare story. Wow! He could have died from a heart attack, this was the hint from the lawyer however we will never know the truth one day while y'all were mocking all the young people who can't pronounce important I laughed to myself and said that the word out loud and to my horror heard im-pore-ant come out Sitting there in shock, I said the word again. Important! Using all my focus, I tried one last time only to get importand. I'm at a loss... All i can hope for is that the vaccine will be released and help fix this disease Please call out Papa as a douchebag

2:10:11 Can I get a Get Outta My Way, Protesters? And R2-D2 screen please. I looked for that! Wasn't it the game voice? Oh yeah, some video game... Get outta my way protestors! Was it Call of Duty? Might have been. Yeah would have to be, but I bet you was. Because I looked for it earlier and now all of a sudden, I'm thinking... Oh yeah. See? I have- I can't find it man. Oh command- oh wait! Command and conquer maybe it was that. Command and Conquer. Ah shoot. No, I know we have it. I know exactly what it is but I can't find it so.. I'll owe you that one because its a funny- You cant buy it. I cant- I know it's impo- uh- I can't- uh- eh. You've got-

2:11:12 karma Let me do this. What is this Dame Patricia? Is that what I'm reading here the number one in Patricia Yes, yes $200 in the morning gents in quotes Thank you for all the work You do to help us see what's really going on. I'd like some growth and expansion of business for my daughter's karma Please love and light to you both Dame Patricia with a lovely card by the way lovely card And she also has kind of cool old-school, but yet. You know I like the handwriting Kind of how I write that Scratch but you've got karma mixed up cursive and block letters

2:11:58 I'm a mess. Christine McGrath! She also have a note here? I don't have her note, do you have it? Yeah... yeah i think is this her that's Demi in Wisconsin. I've got Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm which will be coming up. You've got Dame Zelda, I see Demi on UNICEF and who was this? No, I guess not. Nah, I don't have that sorry. I don't have it either. I don't have it. Anyway Christine came in from Sun Prairie, Wisconsin for $200. And if we find a note which I don't look around but I don't see it... We'll say read it later Meanwhile last but not least is Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm in Muskegon Michigan She comes in with 200 even though it shows up here as 66 Oh no here it is 250 says well I dunno

2:12:58 She sent an accounting in with a bunch of numbers. My husband Drew Soar will be 67 on Tuesday, March 30th it's time for him to sit at the round table beside me. Oh nice! Accounting above he has been listening to NOAAgenda since the beginning and before that to John on Cranky Geeks. Cranky geeks donation! Um... something which is really far and few between Okay, that'll be the day. Drew would like to be known as Sir Grumpy Old Boomer. Yeah cranky geek. And have blue moon ale and soft molasses cookies at the round table.

2:13:38 Delicious. Perfect! Please place him on the birthday list, oh I don't think he's on the birthday list... Yeah he is yeah definitely No and i believe today's donation will make him an associate producer as well as a knight so he needs to de-douching You got it. You've been de-douched Drew was my hobby best friend in my rock now he's also my knight in shining armor thank you John and Adam for all that you do for our sanity enjoy your well earned vacation Vacance. Vacance! Vacancy! Holiday! Vacance, yes. Where are you going by the way? Secret location... away. Away?! Yes where are you going? You're not going anywhere. Cabo! Where am I going? Cabo

2:14:22 Well, I'm gonna have my birthday. I mean the timeshare with your mayor mayor Adler yeah So i'm going to do is my birthday week so we're gonna have a bunch of dinners and then I'm gonna Do what Edwin Black's? And I might be doing grumpy old Benz podcast perhaps oh I think you should do it. And, and the thing is a really good idea... ...I just would do it after the regular show slot because that- You don't want to see all the confusion that does if we'd do something else in that slot It's just confusing Okay, I'll take whatever you say goes Yeah but how about right after? That would be fantastic If you did right after the show Maybe Yeah Think that will be fun

2:15:07 Maybe I don't know maybe hey, can I ask you something? Nick the rats podcast was supposed to do that. So I'm supposed to do it up and even though I'm supposed to do Grimerica before we leave. I don't know how I'm gonna fit it all in its nuts No, you're gonna have to put down some messed-up and I've already made appointments that I can't keep like I didn't know It's Tuesday Tuesday I think is when We we leave the house and your birthday is your birthday is Monday Monday now Wow, man. And can people send a number in for your birthday? Yeah put it in for the Sunday to Sunday Easter Sunday will be this Sunday my birthday and also that was my way of asking how old you're gonna Be it's gonna be three two one Toronto four three two one Saturday at Saturday is the countdown It's the countdown Saturday four three two one Oh, so you're not doing age anymore

2:16:02 No, I'm doing age this Sunday. I see how old you're gonna be it's I'm asking how old are you gonna? Be well you have to figure it out. I was born in 52 Can't do that so your 6969 everybody I see. I didn't realize that was going on. Hello! 69, dude! I'm just doing the calculation from 1952

2:16:37 I believe that would be 69. Sounds right! Count from 1952. I don't know, it's good with me we're making it soixante-neuf. Je t'aime le soixante-neuf and that's it we thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for producing episode 1334. Thank you for spending the extra day with us The extra day? Yeah, for doing this donation segment. Hey it's up to the producers man! People should give each other crap I mean i don't mind it...I don't mind doing three and a half four hours. I enjoy this. I like the notes. I like hearing what people have to say. I think there is good content in there

2:17:15 To me, it's one thing it's not. It's boring what it is an opportunity for people to miss things because they think oh just donation knows well No a lot of people miss a lot of content by skipping over I mean because of the the structure of how podcasting 2.0 works, I now have statistics and you can see that yeah there's a small piece that people drop off when the donation segment hits but really is it 5% of those who are listening? And it comes back up afterwards all I'm thinking is... You missed out on some good stuff! You missed out. I have a couple of notes to read to stretch this even further Okay good because I still still have to get us out of here yes

2:17:59 Here's a boots on the ground report just from Chris, producer in Norway. After hearing record results for 2020 despite the corona insecurity the seriousness is dawning on us up until now there hasn't been much change to our workday except for growing couple of pocket-sized hand sanitizers and one of those barcode scanners that for thermometers today they finally said that when we return after Easter we will be required to wear either a face mask or a visor If you opt out for a mask, they expect you to wear three a day. Did I read this before? I don't remember but we read it into the mic because you're kind of moving off. You know that I gotta get an E20 and part of the off access. What is this? Is this the Heil 40? Yeah yeah it's not good for you today It was said that well when I'm reading it's not good No Okay He says you have to use three a day And they're gonna pay from their free okay wait now okay here's The other note

2:19:00 I don't know what they're up to in Norway. He's trying to donate from PayPal in Vietnam, this is Jacksonville. Oh yeah okay... I don't have any other issues with PayPal and been used to it pay for other things things are some sort of a we get some sort of lockout out of Vietnam Us? Yeah us! It can't say you can use his PayPal for everything but won't no agenda set he gets a note he sent me the thing says not can accept Wow No agenda Are we on a list I don't know. I'm looking into it. But who's saying can accept? Is that the Vietnamese, some Vietnamese guy just going, Can accept! Can accept! What's going on? Who is saying this? PayPal. Vietnam is open no locked towns locals still name shops and hotels after Trump. Did you know this? No Apparently everything is named after Trump in Vietnam

2:19:51 Wow. And with 105 million people, we have 2300 cases and less than 30 deads. Lock him down! Lock him down! 30 dead with 105 million people? Okay... Most cases were imported when locals came back from Russia and other locations most deads plural are over 65 with other issues By the way, the UN he says has made the COVID test in Bangladesh done it in Bangladesh slums and found 80% have antibodies. I was told by a friend who works at the location. Shh! Quiet! There's a lot of bull crap going around How about all of it John? How about all of it? No, that's my notes. Sorry

2:20:37 All right, I'd like to... Sorry for stretching the segment. No that's okay thank you all very much we appreciate it you're certainly entertaining us and all of you really do a dynamite bang-up job of producing where can you get this kind of information? Now NPR has to hire someone who can talk like this who will then call in pretending to be somewhere in one of these countries in Vietnam and they would not tell you that everything is named after Trump so that's the kind of stuff that we get from you from Noah Jen The Nation And we appreciate the support. These are real titles for our execs and our associate executive producers of episode 1334 if you'd like to do it and participate along with them, we have our second Thursday also known as Sunday coming up for ya this will be one of our first special shows but we love to hear from you at Dvorak dot org slash N A. And we thank you for your time your talent and your treasure producing the best podcast in the universe! Our formula is this... We go out, we hit people in the mouth

2:21:41 I know you got a couple of clips here. I would just like to do two entremonts, just to get us back into the vibe... ...of how great this podcast is! And we will start with something that anyone who listens to the best podcast in the universe would have known weeks ago. Weeks ago! Back here at home, Americans are coming out of COVID lockdown just in time to welcome cicadas. Scientists say billions of bugs are set to emerge in 18 states They're from a group called Brood X which has been underground since 2004 They'll start appearing about six weeks

2:22:24 Yep, you knew about that. You were already well prepared you already have your recipes set so you can go cook with them the great reset Continues and the Great Reset podcast a fan favorite I love to listen to it for a while there on December they stopped publishing But now they're back with a vengeance and they've brought in some friends Yes, it's Grover from Sesame Street. No everybody. It does. I your cute and adorable partner with a message for listeners of the Great Reset. Well, you are in luck because I know a thing or two about resetting! Mm-hmm...I reset my alarm clock every morning

2:23:04 Ah ha ha! But you are talking about resetting the entire world. Now that is a very big job. Well, my friend Ms. Sherry Weston and I are here to help on Sesame Street we know that it is very important for children to learn and play every day And because play time so important We have been thinking of ways to help children over the world learn and play at home. At first it was hard when nobody could go to school, and I could not visit my friends like Elmo or well even Oscar the Grouch! Then we learned to have video play time which was a lot of fun and made us feel better now i know you will want to hear all about that so I will now let miss Sherry be the one to tell you okay bye

2:23:58 These guys got too much money floating around producing this junk. That's from their podcast! This was serious? Oh yeah, this is real! It's real! Oh yeah... it's not like a parody or joke? No! I thought it was just another guy who could do that voice doing the voices as a joke no no this is this is the level that they've come to holy moly if that was a joke it wouldn't be that good I know man. It's nuts that's who we're up against let's test, I mean I don't know if we can compete with Grover pretty hard rough

2:24:44 There are a few things here that can go I do the migration update. Yeah, yeah Let's do it migration what did I have? I had something on the war to build the wall section I had let's play this my different thoughts and it's got a little zinger in here That's pretty funny that you'd mentioned earlier in the show see if you can identify migration crisis comments No, the Biden administration income administration was they said if you end these programs we're going to see a surge that you've never seen before. They were briefed by leadership at ICE and CBP I talked with people who briefed them and so they knew this would happen look Brian I wrote an op-ed in July of last year saying this will happen if they enter into policies

2:25:20 They knew what they were doing. Again, this isn't incompetence, this isn't bad management. This is open borders. They designed an open borders agenda and that meant when border patrol feel abandoned because they're no longer enforcing the law, they're facilitating illegal entry at the instruction of administration. And you said you would tell me before they feel abandoned but you used the word surge. You offended a congresswoman from Queens, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Here's what I'm talking about. First of all, just gut check. Stop! Anyone who's using the term surge around you consciously is trying to invoke a militaristic frame This is not a surge These are children and they are not insurgents And we're not being invaded Congressman how dare you insult her by using the word surge?

2:26:17 Where is she now, Brian? Why isn't she down here. I can tell you leading this delegation of Texas congressmen and former professionals in this very business we actually asked after Vice President Kamala Harris was given charge of the border situation by a by President Biden, we actually invited her. We invited her to come and visit with us at some of these spots on our itinerary. We heard nothing whatsoever." You know, at this point—and of course I had the AOC clip as well but not this was actually a better example

2:26:54 This is boring, it's unproductive. It's completely unnecessary People get wound up and wrapped up in it who gives a flying F about any of this I mean we have to deconstructed because it's our job But people are checking out no one has no one is paying attention ratings are in the crapper This is all going away. No one in their right mind gives a crap about what AOC has to say or what Fox has to say. You know, they do I think they and oh they're also not buying that it's just children. I think people actually know what's happening in this case but this is killing... It's killing the show too! This is horrible to have to listen- This is dumb! It's unimportant don't you think? I don't think completely

2:27:44 What's the important part? This is the salvos against the Biden administration and we're gonna see more kinds of crazy stuff. This is like the Matt Getz thing that's going on because Rick Wilson was called out, I think, by the guy at The Lincoln Project which has been busted for all kinds of things and now the Republicans have somehow made One of the main guys there gay Living on a you know an apartment with some other man with a bunch of Russian hookers story What You haven't followed that? Well, you know what yes I've seen the story about the Lincoln Project. Do not care! I'm happy to hear the clips don't get me wrong...I don't have that clip because it's not because what happened after that was they then the Democrats went after Matt Gaetz So you're saying this was in retaliation to some story about this bald guy at The Lincoln Project

2:28:42 who's been discredited. I'm not saying the migration story is, but I think the Matt Getz thing is for sure. No no that's what... The Matt Getz is retaliation for this unimportant loser that they've shit all over the Democratic Party. Well you'd think he's an unimportant loser but he's quite powerful and he's a podcaster So yeah, the Matt Gaetz thing I'm convinced of it. Because it came right afterwards so they go back and forth these guys... And Matt Gaetz is at a disadvantage because it's the- But what is the Matt Gaetz thing? What did he do? Oh you don't know? No! Why would I...? To me, I read something about him and his penis and I was done

2:29:22 He's got, he's been hanging out apparently with 17 year olds and he's done some other... Oh and he's a child. He's a sex trafficker! Oh okay all right maybe let's find out Where do I start? This is Matt Gaetz explains what happened part one on with Tucker. Just a couple of hours ago late this afternoon the New York Times ran a story saying that Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz is under federal investigation for playing some role in sex trafficking and potentially having a relationship with a 17 year old girl there okay can stop right now and I want to hear this

2:29:58 I can already hear the projection from someone who was doing this with Epstein girls. This is a projection from somebody! Very few details in major news outlets tonight about this story, we have no background on it all and not even any very informed questions Instead, we've invited Congressman Gates on the show to respond to these stories and give us his view of them. Congressman, thanks so much for coming on. I appreciate it. So this is obviously a serious allegation. Tell us what the truth is from your perspective. It is a horrible allegation and it's a lie The New York Times is running a story that I have traveled with a 17 year old woman, and that is verifiably false people can look at my travel records and see that this is not the case

2:30:44 What is happening is an extortion of me and my family involving a former Department of Justice official. On March 16th, my father got a text message demanding a meeting wherein a person demanded $25 million in exchange for making horrible sex trafficking allegations against me go away Our family was so troubled by that, we went to the local FBI. And the FBI and the Department of Justice were so concerned about this attempted extortion of a member of Congress that they asked my dad to wear a wire which he did with the former Department of Justice official

2:31:20 Tonight, I am demanding that the Department of Justice and the FBI release the audio recordings that were made under their supervision and at their direction which will prove my innocence. And it will show these allegations aren't true they're merely intended to try to bleed my family out of money and this former Department of Justice official tomorrow was supposed to be contacted by my father so that specific instructions could be given regarding the wiring of 4.5 million dollars as a down payment on this bribe I don't think it's a coincidence that tonight somehow

2:31:58 Now, the New York Times is leaking this information smearing me and ruining the investigation that would likely result in one of the former colleagues of the current DOJ being brought to justice for trying to extort me and my family. Oh man, I love the wire part of the story. I hadn't heard that! This is good. Now who's the attorney? Is this THE Attorney General or...this is the federal stuff we're talking about here? No it was a guy who was an ex-DOJ guy out of the Obama administration, I believe. But you know what just brings to mind the commentary from William Binney

2:32:42 Who says that why do we have so much crazy? We did you know the NSA and the FBI always has I've got all the goods on everybody Yeah, and they're never using it to solve crimes or doing like that. They're just using it to penis stories on this show before yeah Yeah, it's always a blackmailing operation run by the government It's all they care about where did you put your penis okay now you have to do what we tell you to do So here we go with part two. I like the fact that he names names here, but he still has the same story to tell which is why don't they give up this tape? With the wire recorded maybe they...I dunno Here it goes It could be one of those

2:33:20 man the hard drive crash sorry first of all who is this department employee who's trying to work today? Who is that you say his name is David McGee he was a top official in the leadership and the northern district of Florida as a prosecutor. He currently works at the Beggs & Lane law firm, As matter-of-fact one of the recordings that was made at the FBI and Department of Justice request occurred at that law firm and the money that was supposed to be paid today that would have shown even more evidence of David McGee's work in this extortion scheme. That was foiled by the New York Times story, and I believe that is why this horrible information and these terrible allegations have been used this evening." So you're – and I'll get to the investigation in a second but – but you are saying that David McGee was motivated by greed? He was trying to extort money from your family. That's his motivation, you are saying?"

2:34:13 I know that there was a demand for money in exchange for a commitment that he could make this investigation go away along with his co-conspirators. They even claim to have specific connections inside the Biden White House now, I don't know if that's true. They were promising that Joe Biden would pardon me, obviously i don't need a pardon and not seeking a pardon. I've not done anything improper or wrong but what I am troubled by is the real motivation for all of this you know just tonight Ted Lieu, a democrat, is calling on me to be removed from the House Judiciary Committee and I believe we are in an era of our politics now Tucker where people are smeared to try to take them out

2:34:54 of the conversation. I'm not the only person on screen right now who's been falsely accused of a terrible sex act, you were accused of something that you did not do and so you know what this feels like. You know the pain it can bring to your family and you know how it just puts people on defense when you're accused of something so salacious and awful but it did not happen It is not true and the fact that it is the basis of this attempt to extort my family Tell us a lot And if the FBI Department of Justice will release The tapes that they are in possession of, The American people will see what's really going on. Well now Here is a young man who I hear Is in trouble with something Something's messed up Why doesn't he just say what's on the tape?

2:35:41 Five minutes and he didn't tell us what's on the tape. Why don't you tell us? What's on the tape well He I don't know because no exactly what's on the tape his dad was wiretap with his dad wore a wire so I Don't know I'm sure as Dad told it also seems to be something with his dad and not necessarily around him Well, that's the go. I guess the bag man his dad's the bag man That's what sounds like that could be true So this David McGee and he's no slouch He was the first assistant at the United States Attorney's Office for seven years and as lead attorney for the United States Department of Justice Organized Crime Task Force. So when his dad may be being the bag man, I don't know this is weird it's weird...I think it has less to do with Matt Gaetz and more with his father It's just my guess from what I'm hearing but it's a penis story so headlines!

2:36:40 Crazy? It's a good one. Huh?! I mean we can go back to our normal programming which is to find things to ridicule about Joe Biden. Hey, by the way! I like this don't get me wrong. I like it because now now i see there's some depth to it this is not just the media about some story about a 17 year old that's for The Shallow but what's going on underneath I think is something perhaps much more interesting We'll see I'd like to know how the New York Times is connected. That place is getting all the good leaks! Well, they got a lot going for it... I hate to do this because it's not Sunday 1-2-3-4 if I get some 5 or 6 Biden clips Now this is from his infrastructure pitch where he's telling us? A couple of old clips that I didn't pull from his presser that I wanted to play because we talked about them but I never had them and including let's start with this one

2:37:37 Which I did a little sweetening on this so you could hear what i think was important. I had it repeated in the clip and this is about Joe Biden when he was asked about leaving Afghanistan So what we've been doing, and what Secretary Blinken has been doing Has been... We've been meeting with our allies Those other nations that have NATO allies who have troops in Afghanistan as well And if we leave, we're gonna do so in a safe and orderly way. Man, there's something wrong with your clip... What was your sweet? No I said-I repeated the important part which was IF WE LEAVE. Ahhhh okay it was little confusing let me play that part again. Guys who have troops in Afghanistan as well

2:38:28 And if we leave, we're going to do so in a safe and orderly way. I wanted to make it clear... You should have done a little of... I could have done a lot of different things but i wanted to make it clear that he keeps saying IF WE LEAVE! We're not leaving! No It's the poppy field There is no chance we are leaving Afghanistan We aren't letting the Chinese or Russians or anybody Nobody has taken those poppies? NO ONE HAS TAKEN THOSE POPPIES! Thems ARE poppies Yep. That's our trade, that's... They provide billions of dollars so the CIA can have extra people working in and around so every company you work for has got some spook there just making checking out. Yeah! And you know, you can go send over your rebuilding teams your construction stuff and put some more poppy protection it's a never-ending thing it's beautiful

2:39:18 And it's a joke at this point. Have we played clips of the inspector general for the whole operation? He's like, this is sick! This is just horrible how much money is being wasted. Don't you remember that?! Yeah, it was. Here's the other one that I pulled from the original presser and I just thought this was rude. I thought he was very testy about this and still to this day don't understand why he reacted the way he did You also just made some news by saying you are going to run for re-election? I said that is my expectation

2:39:54 So is that a yes, that you are running for re-election? Look I don't know where you guys come from man. I've never been able to travel. I'm a great respecter of fate. I've never been able to plan four and half or three years ahead for certain And if you do run will Vice President Harris be on your ticket? I would fully expect that to be the case she's doing a great job She's a great partner Yeah He was very irked about that question Yeah, that's why I picked up on that too because he knows that he's out in three weeks. He just a Week hey then he talks about fate yeah exactly he knows about fate. I don't know what's gonna happen Yay, do Joe all right behind you

2:40:39 Okay, now here he is in Pittsburgh. I got those out of the way Let's start with this one This is uh...this is Biden the union guy. I want to ask a question after this clip is played So what you did was really good? I couldn't do what you do pal. I couldn't do what you do and I want to, and it's true Mike you're a union guy. Me too! I got in trouble but i don't make any apologies for it. I'm a union guy. I support unions. Unions built the middle class. It's about time they start to get piece of the action Wow liar What union was he ever in? He's a liar, he's not in the Union. But... He's never been it did you have known him to ever be as in the SAG? Well he may be in SAG actually all politicians are in SAG after these days. Yeah Trump was- I'm not a union guy!

2:41:34 I am a union guy. So yeah, I'm sorry guys. I've been a member of three different unions and machinists the UAW United Auto Workers have been in two different locals like by Union Guy but I can say I've been a union guy this guy can't send it if this is false valor or whatever it's called stolen Valor he's not a nice ever been in the Union stolen Valor I like that. Stolen valor of being in a union, wow! Wow, valor! Same thing, same thing. Valor. And so let's see if...I think it's a valorous thing uh, valorious. Let's go now we get to hear... he slowly creeps back in as we get our total reset. You're gonna get hate mail for that stolen valor is taken very seriously but I- We understand. But it says like someone saying i'm a cop? I mean I believe the stolen valor just doesn't apply to the military okay all right It's being full of shit is what it is yeah well why don't we just call it that stop being full of shit president joe

2:42:37 Sorry kids. Biden on... I don't think i'm gonna get hate mail No, not not no already this one. I'm inviting it hot biden on high speed here we go ready yeah high-speed rail is back if you and your family could travel coast to coast without a single tank of gas onboard a high-speed train and connect high speed affordable reliable internet wherever you live Imagine knowing that you're handing your children and grandchildren a country that will lead the world in producing clean energy technology, and we'll need to address one of the biggest threats of our time. That's what we'll do."

2:43:16 Oh baby, I'm so happy it's back! All aboard trains good planes bad Except his predecessor and pre-predecessor President Obama did it much better. Imagine boarding a train in the center of the city no racing to an airport and across the terminal No delays, no sitting on the tarmac, no lost luggage...no taking off your shoes That was the president. What is this? You and your family can travel coast to coast without a single tank of gas on board a high-speed train, and connect high speed affordable reliable internet wherever you live. Internet! High speed affordable internet. Alright thanks Joe Obama did that well and that didn't last. That didn't last his train thing Here's another one I had me somewhat bad. This is...I blame this lot of us on the speech writers he doesn't know what how to hire people

2:44:14 Biden on interstate highways. Now listen to this carefully and tell me what's wrong with this? In America, anything is possible That that's wrong right there nothing is possible anymore so I'd say that's where it starts In America anything is possible like we did with vaccines a decade ago that laid the foundation for COVID-19 vaccines we have today Like we did when the Interstate Highway System transformed the way we traveled lived worked Okay?

2:45:10 The interstate highway system is not one of those quote-unquote original highways. No, not at all! They were put in play in the 50s and really got going in the 60s and 70s and those are the interstate systems that Eisenhower put together. The original highways Or Highway 66, Route 66 you mentioned earlier. The Highway 50, Highway 40 these cross-country the Lincoln highway those are the original highways and some of them are still in existence so he's mixing up one another because I think he's got millennials that don't know anything writing these speeches now wasn't the Interstate Highway was partly an infrastructure project but it was also

2:45:56 in combination with the loop, Chicago wasn't it the intent that you could land military aircraft on some of these highways if necessary? There was a military angle to the interstate system. Yeah yeah that's what I remember It was kind of like... The reason the Champs-Elysees is so wide is because Napoleon III decided to make these big giant roads through Paris where they can march the troops in and out of town Okay I buy that Wow, that was a... but you're correct. It's very poor no one calls him out on it complete deficit to the knowledge of the country If it was Trump it'd be in a lie Lie! Fact check false we gotta write them down we put it in the database Wapo wapo put it in the database In the database And the last one I have is just Biden on the passport

2:46:50 Thank you, thank you Congressman for the passport in your district and I appreciate being here. So it goes on as he, when he starts off his speech, he talks to passport into your district. I think that he dropped that little coinage in there for the purposes of maybe easing people into the idea of having needing a passport to go into Pittsburgh or New York which New York wants to do or San Francisco or Chicago having you know this is your new jobs we got guys bunch of guy's guards outside of San Francisco check passports are no no you don't really think that's gonna happen

2:47:28 Don't think it's gonna happen, but I think it'd be nice. I think he I think they'd like it to happen Wow There's a lot of people you know this is It's uh? I Think it's going to fail This is I think there go that maybe Maybe for the sports fans and the stadium and by the way That's where if I if I were to suggest anyone Do anything malicious the way to do it is have a big you know 20,000 30,000 cedar we have those don't we yeah I'm shit. We do it. We have a hundred thousand here in Austin I think and you know of course will have some can be a hundred thousands about our limit That's what we have here in Austin

2:48:12 Most of the big stadiums are 60, 70. Right and so then you'll have your damn app and that's when you need to go in, you need to strike and everyone just gets denied entry everybody denied entry So it just becomes a shit show A shit show And then they're just... Yeah nobody can get in The game starts at 2 o'clock Then we will see how much they care about you and your COVID They will be like let them in Let em in! I do have one thing Biden said about cyber and this clip is called Cyber Initiatives And I call it Cyber Initiatives Biden BS. In the wake of cyber attacks against the US, President Biden is preparing a wide-ranging executive order designed to strengthen online security. CNPR's Greg Myrie explains the administration has been investigating an intrusion that has been widely blamed on Russia. The head of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas previewed the coming presidential moves during remarks at a technology conference

2:49:05 To advance the federal government's ability to prevent and respond to cyber incidents, the administration is working on nearly a dozen actions for an upcoming executive order. Mayorkas didn't provide details but at least some measures are expected to be in response to the breach of thousands of US computer networks Russia is the main suspect The DHS secretary also said the Cybersecurity Arm of his department known as SISA is stepping up efforts to address online financial crimes such as ransomware Wow What executive order it's going what exactly what can you write in an executive or it's gonna do jack Oh, no about cyber anything. No you right an executive order that says stop it

2:49:55 Stop it, Putin. Stop it! Stop it, Putin. Vlad, stop it! I don't like it. Let's talk about China as So the ship got unblocked from the Suez Canal. The massive cargo ship that blocked the Suez Canal for nearly a week is being inspected today after being freed from the shore, officials say it will take three days just to clear the traffic jam of ships delayed by the closure investigators looking into what caused this ship to run aground are expected to examine the performance of two canal pilots who were on board In the meantime, lots of celebrating. The canal's closure was costing nearly $10 billion a day in global trade losses. So there was an article in RT it wasn't op-ed by Tom Fowdy, a British writer and analyst of politics and international relations who said that what was coming down because of this here Suez Canal blockage could alter shipping forever and China and Russia will be the winners

2:50:56 And they talk specifically, and I had not even heard about this. So they have the China-Europe railway routes which is part of the Belt Road Initiative If it's not already, it is going to be faster than any shipping lane. They have some gauge issues but its happening and China... I've been hearing so much about the Arctic region you know global warming climate change has altered things with the ice and now there's talk of the polar silk road which will speed up shipping

2:51:34 which may have of course, that's why Trump was interested in Greenland at the time. So there are benefits to things that are happening here whether China was behind it or not but China is most definitely on the defense regarding the World Health Organization and the origin of The Wuhan virus. And I have a clip here from both Scott Gottlieb, he's a former FDA guy and Fauci, the day before The World Health Organization report was released, which is now out. What they thought would be in it and where they thought this virus originated from? And maybe if we listen closely we can hear who's aligned with who on the report that's forthcoming from the World Health Organization. It's supposed to be about the origins of covid and the Biden administration has been clear that they are concerned that Beijing helped write it

2:52:34 I want to play for you a sound bite from a scientist named Dr. Jamie Metzl who spoke to 60 Minutes and said the WHO did not even ask for key samples of the virus It was agreed first that China would have veto power over who even got to be on the mission. Secondly... And WHO agreed to that? WHO agreed to that, on top of that, the WHO agreed that in most instances China would do the primary investigation and then just share its findings with these international experts so these international experts weren't allowed

2:53:13 do their own primary investigation. You're saying that China did the investigation and showed the results to the committee, and that was it? I loved Leslie Stahl how she acts like she's surprised... what? What?! She's like an Oprah wannabe! What? What? What color your child was? Wha-wha-what? What? China wanted to do it themselves? Nooooooo! You're saying that China did the investigation and showed the results to the committee, and that was it? Pretty much. That was it not entirely but pretty much that was it imagine if we had asked the Soviet Union to do a co-investigation of Chernobyl It doesn't really make sense Do you expect this World Health Organization report to be a whitewash

2:53:59 You know, I don't know. Margaret what I would like to do is first see the report. I think that's really important you're getting a lot of conjecture around about what they did and what they were allowed to do or not no one has been speaking specifically about that when the report comes out i'd like to take a really close look at that and if in fact obviously there was a lot of restrictions on the ability of the people who went there to really take a look then i'm going to have some considerable concern about But let me take a look at the report first. All right, so that was CBS now this is important because I have CBS ABC and NBC next we have CBS face to face the face the Nazis with Scott Gottlieb when it comes to the World Health Organization report on the origins of this you and I've spoken about she's saying report she not doing that Nora report

2:53:13 do their own primary investigation. You're saying that China did the investigation and showed the results to the committee, and that was it? I loved Leslie Stahl how she acts like she's surprised... what? What?! She's like an Oprah wannabe! What? What? What color your child was? Wha-wha-what? What? China wanted to do it themselves? Nooooooo! You're saying that China did the investigation and showed the results to the committee, and that was it? Pretty much. That was it not entirely but pretty much that was it imagine if we had asked the Soviet Union to do a co-investigation of Chernobyl It doesn't really make sense Do you expect this World Health Organization report to be a whitewash

2:53:59 You know, I don't know. Margaret what I would like to do is first see the report. I think that's really important you're getting a lot of conjecture around about what they did and what they were allowed to do or not no one has been speaking specifically about that when the report comes out i'd like to take a really close look at that and if in fact obviously there was a lot of restrictions on the ability of the people who went there to really take a look then i'm going to have some considerable concern about But let me take a look at the report first. All right, so that was CBS now this is important because I have CBS ABC and NBC next we have CBS face to face the face the Nazis with Scott Gottlieb when it comes to the World Health Organization report on the origins of this you and I've spoken about she's saying report she not doing that Nora report

2:54:49 of To be clear here, when it comes to this report you said you believe the most likely scenario on the origins of COVID was that it was just bouncing back and forth between people and animals for a period of time. And finally broke out but you said the lab theory is never going to be fully dispelled in the World Health Organization shouldn't walk away from that so easily do expect them to walk away from that when this report comes out?

2:55:32 It looks like the WHO report was an attempt to try to support the China narrative, Chinese narrative around this origin of vaccine. You know, the lab leak theory doesn't seem like a plausible theory unless you aggregate the biggest collection of... Wait hold on! Yes? Did you notice that one your collectibles was in there? No I didn't for two reasons One You're either clicking your pen or doing something else. Oh, I'm sorry Yeah, which everyone thinks you're clipping your toenails because that's what it sounds like strangely to You know our server system has been for months We get attacks and we had a good one during this China segment. We had a good one the stream went down there was a net split on the on the IRC

2:56:21 That was some shit that just happened. It was like a huge glitch in the matrix Just now? Yeah, yeah while we're playing this clip everyone was dizzy from it The whole... A net split on IRC is interesting when that takes place! It was pretty cool Anyway let me hear what you were talking about When this report comes out It looks like the WHO report was an attempt to try to support the China narrative, Chinese narrative around this origin of vaccine. You know, the lab leak theory doesn't seem... I missed that one! Wow! Geez and that's why there are two of us. ...the China narrative, Chinese narrative around this

2:57:05 origin of the vaccine. You know, the lab leak theory doesn't seem like a plausible theory unless you aggregate the biggest collection of coronaviruses and put them in a lab, minimum security lab in the middle of a densely populated center and experiment on animals which is exactly what the Wuhan Institute of Virology did they were using these viruses in a BSL-2 lab and we now know infecting animals. So that creates the opportunity for a lab leak, it might not be the most likely scenario on how this virus got out but it has to remain a scenario and I think at the end of the day were never going fully discharge that possibility what we're gonna have here is a battle of competing narratives

2:57:43 Let's go to, let's go. Hold on a second and just stop for a second and then go over some of the logic, the logic which is yes it's just as logical as you got to wear a mask after your vaccinated The logic of well is anything but this lab that specializes in working on its not low end lab It's a high-end lab associated with some of our labs I know pathogens for military purposes and for other purposes. There's not just the bad people, but they're working on nothing but corona-corona-corona in the middle of Wuhan where the thing broke out... But no! No logic to that. Well it doesn't make any sense It obviously came from a bat or a wombat or who knows what? And year goes by they can't find the animal

2:58:34 I can't find where it came from. What is that building i keep bumping into? But, I can't find where it came from! That doesn't make any sense that would come from that building... This is- I don't get the idea that this doesn't make any sense when its the only thing that makes sense. This is a classic example of 1984 type scenario. It's just you know don't believe your lying eyes This is what Naomi Wolf is starting to understand. This is literal mind control, this is brainwashing It's also gaslighting it's all you fill in the blank whatever you want and these kinds of things where it just so blatant

2:59:24 I don't have a problem with the theory that they want to promote which is it came from some animal, find me the animal. But you know what John? Is it a pangolin? This again the problem no one watches really there's not...I mean how many people watch the news and you when I watch just couple million people but no... 10 million people who watched the news okay And those ten million people are probably not on Twitter arguing about headlines about the news because that's what has become Headline, headline, headline. And so no one is informed and then they don't have the patience without subtitles to watch the news and listen and absorb what's being said just like oh okay well I'll take whatever

3:00:10 That's why they're lined up for the shot. Here is ABC. And one other headline overnight, a new report from the World Health Organization finds animals were the likely source of COVID-19 Researchers say that transmission from bats to humans through another animal is the most likely scenario They say a leak from a Chinese lab was quote extremely unlikely The results were expected China's government teamed up with the WHO on this study Teamed Up! They teamed up hey, hey guys. We're here to team up with you Let's do NBC who at least had a copy of the leaked report tonight NBC News has obtained a leaked copy Highly anticipated 123 page report addressing the question where did Kovac come from?

3:00:55 I just gotta stop. The irony that this Labrador, Labrador is extremely unlikely. It's hilarious contrasted with the vaccine is not... you know there are people whose flesh is falling off and blood clots dying

3:01:40 But it's not the vaccine. I mean, it's crazy the world we're in and what people will believe. Critics say that WHO team only made brief visits to the Wuhan Institute of Virology and never received all the information they requested from Chinese officials just last week a former CDC director saying... I still think the most likely etiology of this pathogen in Wuhan was from a laboratory you know escaped Adding to the mystery tonight, NBC News confirming through patents that the Wuhan Institute of Virology have been taking live bats from the wild since at least 2009 and in some cases keeping them for years. In a 2018 patent, the WIV demonstrated it had designed cages for breeding bats today the WHO saying nothing should be ruled out All hypotheses are on the table and

3:02:37 warrant complete and further studies. But tonight, other scientists have called for an independent investigation noting that every conclusion in this report had to be signed off by China You know, here's a thought. Since it is a rudderless administration Lord knows who was really calling the shots and saying here is what we should do at least with Trump you knew it was probably him We have no idea who was in charge of this Is it possible that they are trying to leverage this one report against the Chinese again for the spanking that our American team was given in Anchorage. Do you think they just suck at it because they can't really quite control the media? It's all over the map, I don't know there something is wrong with this reporting. Well the problem i'm having with it as its often the same checklist

3:03:38 bat, no chance of it in the lab. Not that building! The one that has bats and cages? No no no... There's always two points made in every one of these reports exactly the same two points so that bothers me I mean this is coming from a source I'm not sure where the sources are we can figure that out might be useful It's definitely talking points more than it is reporting. Oh for sure, now I'm still not convinced that we aren't in some kind of economic hit job by China slow and even though there was a little bit of a slowdown you know I cracked the screen on my phone I called around yes dumb I dropped it called around

3:04:22 I'm very partial to this phone. It's my OTG phone, it's running Graphene OS. I'd like to keep this one No screens to be found because of the ship is the answer now no screens? No, I take that to be true they said none of our suppliers have any got a note here Kenworth trucks one of our producers is having a shortage of chips just like the car manufacturers We have five or this ship hold on this chip shortage, which is real already started Yeah was already it already started before that. That's what I'm saying so yeah This is bullcrap. This is something this is there some you're right something's going on we don't know what it is do we? No mr.. Jones Well, we don't know for sure but

3:05:05 I'm just saying all you would need is a six-day delay. It makes a big difference now we run out of toilet paper no too bad by the way, the fire would have been great we were all excited and we were wrong 500 trucks are assembled but waiting for a component affected by shortages i was talking with another supplier and parts coming to the east coast are delayed by this stuck ship so that's a problem at in the same time chip fabs are on the brink of being closed if uh... a tax hike which i don't know about what can even happen of the corporate tax rate goes back up to, what was it? 28. And they'll start closing fabs and this could be a chokehold. This could be we could be George Floyded here by China and got their knee on our neck. Well somebody's got their knee on our neck. We're high on fentanyl baby! We've got excited delirium so this could not be a good thing. NTD who I think the first time heard of NTD is when you brought clips from NTD

3:06:07 Is this another epic epoch times? No, there's a Taiwanese operation. Oh that's right! They're associated with the epoch time. Right it's Taiwanese they had a very interesting report in the middle of escalating tensions between China and the US A speech from five years ago is going viral In it, a Chinese Communist Party insider reveals how the regime plans to get the U.S out of its way so that communism spreads around the world The plan is detailed and ranges from manipulating US elections to propping up enemies in America's backyard To deep infiltration all the while in a quiet and covert manner

3:06:44 The bombshell speech is now making a splash online. So far the original video hasn't been found, but the transcript is circulating widely on the internet The original speech was given by a famous expert in China named Jin Qianrong. He's known for his expertise on American issues, he also enjoys a high position at one of China's top universities. Multiple China experts say Jin's speech is credible as his main points line up with the Chinese regime's actions over the past few decades. All right? Okay well I have a problem immediately okay

3:07:21 Is this guy dead? I don't know. I have no idea Well, i'd like to know if he's dead A and if he is not dead has anyone got a hold of him at the university that he works in and asked him but this what he said it wouldn't take that much work even in China I don't know Yeah, well that's what I have a problem with. We should... if we should... oh, just saying we shouldn't but i've not done the work! I'm sorry this was last minute. No you don't expect it to be. The work should have been done by someone else yes If this has been going around the way it's been going around and think I'm familiar with it Someone should check with this guy because there are questions about his validity whether its true cause there is so many hoaxes You know people say here's what so-and-so said and then he never said it

3:08:09 All right, so it could be... Hey we got some good meetup reports and stuff to get to. So with your approval? Well, we do have people to thank and I should plow through their names. Plough baby! And that's beginning with Let's see what we got here. Oh, Sir Ryan Benson in Tampa Florida at 133 about 40 he has a birthday. He has a little note there you might want to read it. Jen Strauss in Portland Oregon 100. Sir Dave Pugh Baron of the Pew Pews pew pew pew! In Massillon Ohio $100. We've got a lot of hunters today thank you. Sir Ryan wanted some back healing karma will get that for ya. Dave Scanlan Milwaukee Oregon

3:09:11 I didn't even know there was a Milwaukee Oregon. $100 Adrian Dannemeier in Boston, Massachusetts that's 100 Paul Branham in Greeley Colorado 8118 Sir Nicholas in Thayer River Falls is what it says Minnesota 77.77 need some karma at the end we'll give you for it are you there Jalasalat in Metairie Louisiana 7724 Jeff Millett in Pacific Grove, California 6972 and he needs a de-douche. Yes I'm sorry we need to do one thing here You've been de-douched Sir Laugh A Lot becomes a... I believe becomes a night today Thank you for your great work enjoy your weldering vacation this completes... Oh Dame Hood! I'm sorry This completes the Dame Hood from my dog Maggie

3:10:03 Oh, yeah. I saw this. The defender... well okay the defender of them No i have no objection to it but we were talking about this people uh knighting their dogs and cats There's 90 million of them John Defender of the rescued Black Labs. Black Labs matter! If you can, please play Dogs or People 2. That's it. Dr. Millet will deal with the implications of that Jeff Millett in Pacific Grove, California I mentioned him 6972 and he is a de-douching Yeah we did that didn't we do that? Tyler Barbosa in Warren Rhode Island 6666 Christine Hines in Manchester New Hampshire 57 Jonathan Evans in New Orleans 5678 Sir Bebop Night Of The Frozen Tundra

3:11:07 He's somewhere in there where it's cold. 5678? Why 678, ah! Sir Ian Garling of the Garlings, the big Garling family up there at 5678 in Port Angeles who are gonna one of these days do a meetup at one of their bars and Ballard Peter Chong in Lakewood Washington 5510 Mary Pilgrim in Fredericksburg Virginia 5510 Surprised Knight of Astonishment Yukon, Oklahoma. Huh! 5444. They kick out of these town names in offbeat places. Chris Kimmich... I have no idea how you pronounce that. Sachie? Probably Sachie. Sachie Texas. 533 Alex

3:12:04 Cocherec in Tarpon Springs, Tarpon. Tarpen. Tarpen Springs that's it 5033 Robert Stotz he is a sir in San Diego California 5005 Scott Nelson who was also I believe a sir 5001 and Council Bluffs Iowa the last of the group here are $50 donors name and location as applicable Shirley O'Brien in Dover Dover New Jersey Clellan, Timothy Moore in Arlington Texas. Arlington? Jonathan Riesman in St Louis Missouri Tony Lang and Castle Pines Colorado Sir Alan Bean up there Oh nice in Beaverton he moved from to Tagard

3:12:52 I don't know how to pronounce it. Leanne Shipley in Covington, Washington and as we wrap it up with Aichi Kitagawa in San Francisco and finally Rodney Lillibridge in Lewiston Idaho seems like the wrong states for every one of these cities except San Francisco. It's weird isn't it? Yeah Okay. We have a couple of make goods, Jacobus Esterhausen from 1333 Somehow the note went wrong or we misunderstood, but really he was a first-time listener. A long time listener and first time donor He says it really this was the important part My dad was diagnosed with lung cancer caused by asbestos earlier this month donation was for surgery karma that happened on show day here in Australia Monday to the 29th permanently fuse his lung to his chest

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3:15:20 Brand new month and one day late, but we have Dave Bessore saying happy birthday to his daughter Sarah who let's see turned 31 on the 22nd, oh a little bit more than one day. He also says happy birthday to his wonderful son Joshua did I get that? His daughter Sarah uh joshua 22 on March 24th there we go i've got it figured out Aileen Soar says happy birthday to her knight in shining armor Drew who turned 67 on the 30th Scott Reinhardt happy birthday to his smoking hot wife Carla who celebrates today Mr AJ Reistat Baron of Yellowstone Happy Birthday to his daughter Katie

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3:16:47 Welcome here at the round table. We have a little special, uh... Special one for our Black Lab Maggie You've all supported The No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more that gives you your absolute right here At the round table of The No Agenda Knights and Dames And Hound Dames so I hereby proudly pronounce to Kate thee Dame Taggerts! Dame Maggie, protector of the rescued black labs and Sir Grumpy Old Boomer for you we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay. Ale and soft molasses cookies we got sparkling cider and escorts ginger ale and gerbils and mutton and mead of course I guess Dame Maggie will enjoy all of that go to noagendannation.com slash rings have Eric the shill help you out with the appropriate size i'm not quite sure what we're going to do unless you didn't get bit right hey no mean dogs here

3:17:41 Like Joe Biden has. No, no, no. Joe Biden's dog's bit twice now! I know it's an outrage It's an outrage Let's go to our meetups because there's a lot going on we got a couple of reports too You know what started as kind of just a fun thing is really exploded countries and places around the world are opening up. I mean, have you seen this list? It's crazy! It really is insane how long it is. Let's see how the Houston Superspreader meetup went. This is Brian at the raging Houston Superspreader event we have lots of variant mutants showing up and they can talk in the morning from the rodeo goat. Hola soy Rolando in the morning. Team Sarah here with a whole family

3:18:35 This is Aaron and I finally made it to one. In the morning! And Pensacola, Florida also had a meetup and report. Hey this is CatBot. Pensacola Beach Meet up in the morning! Okay guys this is CatBot we did have a great time in Florida but the thing is my Tim Apple iPhone you know smartphone didn't work It only recorded some of the stuff and there was a few couples that showed up. One of them showed up twice, we had a great time people really urge you to do this anyways adios my foes. Always nice to abuse the children for the show thank you appreciate that all right let's see what's coming up We have one promo for Kansas City doesn't happen often I appreciate the effort that went into this

3:19:23 And what seemed like any ordinary donation segment Sir B-Lo's next One extraordinary knight stepped forward and he is in St. Joseph or St Joe Missouri To offer his fellow producers courage in a time of fear Mention no agenda at the Felix Street Pub in St. Joseph, Missouri for a free shot of courage! Whoa whoa John are you sure that's what it said? Could you read that again? Mention no agenda at the Felix Street Pub in St. Joseph, Missouri for a free shot

3:19:59 Join the Kansas City Meetup Crew Saturday, April 17th at 3.33pm at the Felix Street Pub in St Joe or SVP at noagentomeetups.com Someone's got to report back on what happens! Okay... Oh man getting creative Here are The Meet Ups coming up for today The Viroqua Wisconsin Driftless Douchebag Didgeridoo Jamboree 630 Liberty Bar in Viola Tomorrow, meet up near SLC. That'll be in Leahy Utah at 6 o'clock also on Friday Houston Hackers Meetup at six and Ninfa's Mexican Cantina smoking hot tacos in Jackson Madison Mississippi welcome at 730 tomorrow at the Sombra Mexican Kitchen On Saturday the Maslow's man Dem quarantine report three o'clock at The Cottage in Toronto Ontario

3:20:52 The Brooklyn, New York meetup takes place at 5 Saturday at the Ocean's Bar and Grill down Brownstone Billiards. Then also on Saturday Senator Jesse Coy Nelson Senate Committee Meet-Up in Busan Korea now it says he sent me note about this He says Seoul time is listed the Saturday meet up is in Busan that is the one that I am hosting But because soul time is listed it might have been mislabeled in the notes I'm not quite sure but please make sure that you check with Jesse And contact him for the meetup on Saturday also on Saturday. They well-informed protest in Plano, Texas North here at 738 Katy Trail outposts on Tuesday the north central Indiana protest against tyranny at 6 o'clock At Matt Anthony's tap house on April

3:21:42 8th of Thursday, a week from now the state line mass-friendly meetup 6 o'clock at the Box Pars Pub and Grub in Clinton Wisconsin. And Friday next Friday that is not this one La Noche en Palma de Mallorca World Tour 33 That will be in Hotel Ruy Concordia Pool Bar in Playa de Palma, Spain. Ask for Alex." Sounds like a cool meetup! We are so behind on our meetups... And then there's just a whole mess of them I don't even have time to read today so go to noagendameetups.com This is where people come together it's mind meld you'll find that's where the 5% come together

3:22:21 You all have some basic understanding of what you're thinking about, what you want and others want. You have no problem conversing because your intelligent and hanging out with similar people is fun! And they are not who you'd expect they would be. NoahJennaMeetsUs.com Go ahead it's easy and it's like a party! Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days You wanna be where you won't be Triggered or held to blame. You wanna be where everybody feels the same. Got a name to show, ISO John? I have two to check. Okay... What are the ISO checks?! I got duped! Okay, duped. Reporters were duped. Okay, not bad

3:23:10 Gut check. Gut check, stop! Ooh I like that...I only have one? People have got to understand vaccination is going to be in the end your route to liberty Too long. That's really long Yeah it's too long. I like the gut check honestly. Gut check, stop! Yeah yeah that's good where is that from? I liked that That's a Casio Cortez Oh that's Cortez Sandy O. I have some Noodle Gun stuff which we can skip, uh... not skip but i'll take it to- no, I guess we're gonna skip it Why? Because by the time we do another show

3:23:54 We got a Best Of show coming up, don't we? What's our special show? What's the next show? We have two special shows coming up. No wait! So we do a show on Sunday... But not Sunday! No not Sunday. You've still got a Sunday Show to do I'm so confused it's the first Thursday of the Wednesday week for me i don't know where i am anymore i need to go you will be going after the next show and the next show will be on sunday and i would rather you do that now so we don't have the sunday show full stuff what are you gonna do on the sunday show what do you mean you don't like my stuff No, your stuff is... you're gonna be doing this Sunday. So you're not leaving this Sunday? That's what I'm saying! Yeah so i can take this Well if you're going to move it to Sunday that means we're gonna have too much stuff on Sunday don't ya think? Well maybe there's nothing happening on Sunday That'll be the day

3:24:38 It's uh, okay. Well then all right no it's okay I think we can move it to Sunday that's fine I have a bunch of stuff to move too. I mean noodle gun is always good I mean noodle gun can always be used. Yeah actually noodle gun is pretty evergreen. Yeah! Noodle gun is evergreen. I do since were talking about dogs I do have a dogs are people 2 moment well let's finish with that okay well then I'm gonna play the jingle again Dogs are people too. Jiminy started with an idea, what if we could reduce our dog's carbon paw print? Not just this dog but all 90 million that live in the US why not we're making changes for ourselves and the rest of our family it makes sense that we'd want to include our furry kids as we rethink how do things

3:25:26 We realized that the biggest problem is the 36 billion pounds of protein that our pups are eating each year. It's coming from traditional sources like cow and chicken, not sustainable and sadly rarely humane So, at Jiminy's we replaced that traditional animal protein with cricket protein. The carbon paw print. I'm gonna give you a clip of the day for that final clip Oh my goodness in under the wire ladies and gentlemen, I cannot believe my luck! Clip of the Day

3:26:12 I was saving that the whole time too. Alright, coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com What do we have? Rare encounter death by bananas with Sir Cold Acid and Sir Abel Kirby. Oh wow! I'd probably want to check that one out End of show mixes Jesse Coy Nelson and Tom Starkweather Then we thank all of the producers of Gitmo Nation and No Agenda Nation for producing episode 1,334 of the best podcast in the universe. I'm coming to you from Austin Texas it's a capital of the drone star state here in Opportunity Zone 33 where it starting to look a lot more like San Francisco and more on that perhaps Sunday and this is FEMA region number six It looks like a FEMA camp In the morning everybody! I am Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where doesn't look like a FEMA camp

3:27:11 And it doesn't look like San Francisco. I'm John C. Dvorak. We return on Sunday right here with another episode of the No Agenda Show! Please remember us at dvorak dot org slash N-A Until next time, adios mofos and such! Of course, the pressure is building on Cuomo. He's lashing out now at his critics. He's calling their accusations conspiracy theories. If you attack my integrity and my administration's integrity am I going to fail to respond? No! Instead of addressing the reasons why their office made an attempt to hide and cover up nursing home debts and give out legal immunity at the peak of the pandemic to nursing homes he is deflecting And that's what he does best

3:28:04 I want to get high, so high Sometimes a man who has done very bad things can also do good things. How is he to be judged? Such is one of the dilemmas of life. It's 100 million over four years, so the tax revenue that's generated from the cannabis industry they're estimating it's going to be about $315 million in New York State.

3:28:46 We gotta do, legalize. What we gotta do? Legalize! Gotta put them pushers right in the grave. Despite his ongoing scandals, state leaders say they have now reached an agreement with Governor Cuomo to legalize marijuana for people over the age of 21. The bill would expunge criminal records for anyone with a previous marijuana conviction it would also allow users to grow their own plants at home and allows people to possess up to three ounces of cannabis and 24 ounces of cannabis concentrate. If passed and signed by the governor, the legislation would create The Office Of Cannabis Management.

3:29:39 First split from the day is the best one I rise with the sun and I don't mean just wake up I get baked to my eyes get kicked up right through the weeds. Just like it was grass break Having a vaccine, we're like part of Satan or the mark of the devil. That app is now available for download there's a second version of it for businesses that can download an app that can scan all of your information that way you could make things easier. Uploading lab results into an app. But its not about this shot its about the FACOCTA travel card passport Right now the vaccine is going to be working

3:30:14 on what's called emergency use authorization. Would I have to join an app situation? You would have to download it. Yeah, see i wouldn't be able to do that Well why don't we add some more information We already have your COVID status See now if they don't want to take the vaccine and they want to die let's their ride as Americans They don't have to take the vaccine and they can die. You know, how does the government ensure that your data is not shared with let's say police immigration officers employers? How does the government avoid discriminating against people who do not yet have access to the vaccine?

3:30:51 People have got to understand, vaccination is going to be in the end your route to liberty. If it's a private stadium or an airline where they're gonna simply say sorry you can't use our facility You can't come here! You're going out of your way to kill people! The best podcast in the universe! Adios mofo! Dvorak dot org slash N A Gut check. Stop!