Topic: Cicadas

A new COVID-19 strain nicknamed the "Cicada" variant has been detected in 25 states after first appearing in a traveler at San Francisco International Airport. While it currently accounts for only 1% of U.S. cases, the CDC has labeled it a "Variant of Interest" due to mutations on the spike protein that may allow it to evade existing vaccines.

For the first time since 1803, the 13-year and 17-year cicada broods will emerge simultaneously in the United States. The "Cicada-pocalypse" will feature billions of insects reaching noise levels over 100 decibels and exhibiting unique biological traits, such as high-velocity urination.

Noon whistle Brewery in Lombard, Illinois, has released a "cicada-infused" version of the bitter liqueur Malort, harvesting the insects locally. This trend is linked to broader efforts to normalize the consumption of insects as a sustainable food source. Public reaction to the beverage has been polarized, ranging from curiosity to disgust.

The show concluded with the traditional sign-off from the Texas Hill Country and Northern Silicon Valley. An end-of-show mix featured themes of campus protests and the upcoming "Brood X" cicada emergence, including a humorous "Cicada Sauté" song.

For the first time since 1803, two major broods of cicadas (the 13-year and 17-year cycles) are emerging simultaneously across the U.S. Midwest and South. Residents in Georgia and South Carolina report noise levels reaching 100 decibels, comparable to a lawnmower, as trillions of insects surface for their mating cycle.

Sonny Hostin claimed on The View that the recent solar eclipse, earthquakes, and the emergence of cicadas are definitive proof of climate change. Critics point out the scientific inaccuracy of linking astronomical and geological events to atmospheric shifts. Hostin's legal background is noted in contrast to her statements regarding environmental science.

The hosts review the artwork for the previous episode, "Shock Opera," praising Tantaniel's "Bloodbath 24" hat design. They explain the role of the "Clip Custodian" and Dreb Scott in managing chapter art and encourage artists to submit work to the No Agenda Art Generator, while noting a preference against "gruesome" imagery like bugs.

For the first time since 1803, two distinct broods of cicadas—the 13-year and 17-year cycles—will emerge simultaneously in the United States this spring. Billions of insects are expected to surface across the Midwest and South, creating noise levels exceeding 100 decibels. Entomologists noted that Illinois is one of the few locations where both broods may overlap in the same geographic area.

The episode wraps up with a "fairness" segment featuring pro-Biden callers from C-SPAN and a satirical "Stay Safe" musical medley targeting MSNBC hosts. A news brief on the "Brood X" cicada emergence and the sale of cicada tacos is included. The hosts sign off from Opportunity Zone 33, promising to return on Thursday for further deconstruction of the news.

A supercut of MSNBC hosts repeatedly telling guests to "stay safe" is compared to a ritualistic greeting. This is followed by a report on the emergence of Brood X cicadas in the Baltimore-Washington area. Media coverage has shifted toward "extreme" segments, such as CBS anchor Gail King expressing interest in eating cicada tacos, which are being sold at a restaurant in Virginia.

The emergence of Brood X cicadas is discussed as a potential food source, with some chefs describing them as a "flavor bomb" rich in umami. The hosts reference the 1970s book "Unmentionable Cuisine" and express skepticism about cicadas being a traditional delicacy. A plan for a cicada and wine pairing article is proposed.

NPR has dedicated significant airtime to the expected emergence of "Brood X" cicadas after 17 years underground. Reporters in Prospect Park noted that the insects have not yet emerged in large numbers, possibly due to temperature fluctuations. The segment mocks the "Groundhog Day" style of coverage for an event that has yet to fully materialize.

The episode concludes with a musical mix featuring clips about eating cicadas and the confusing nature of updated CDC mask guidance. The montage blends political commentary on "cultural revolution" with media soundbites regarding the "unmasking of America." The hosts sign off, encouraging listeners to support the show through the value-for-value model.

Billions of "Brood X" cicadas are set to emerge across 18 U.S. states after 17 years underground. In a separate media development, the World Economic Forum's "Great Reset" podcast featured Grover from Sesame Street to explain global changes to children. The use of Muppets to promote international policy shifts was criticized as an expensive and bizarre marketing tactic.

The emergence of the "Brood X" cicadas has led to a surge in media articles encouraging people to cook and eat the insects. Chefs in Richmond, Virginia, are promoting recipes for "cicada and monkfish sausage" and "blackened cicadas," which critics view as an attempt to normalize the consumption of bugs.

Brood 10 cicadas are emerging across the Eastern Seaboard and Indiana after a 17-year dormancy cycle. Speculation arises regarding mainstream media outlets like CNN promoting the consumption of insects as a sustainable protein source during the infestation. The hosts note the predictable nature of these biological patterns and the potential for "reptilian" media narratives to normalize bug-eating.

A pod of 20 orcas was spotted in shallow water near Maury Island, Washington, which the hosts jokingly link to HAARP waves. In Huntington, West Virginia, thousands of birds have reportedly "besieged" the town, causing noise and sanitation issues. The segment concludes by connecting these animal anomalies to the recent East Coast earthquake and the ongoing "drill" for mass migration to West Virginia.

The "Brood 19" cicadas are expected to emerge in the Southern United States for the first time since 1998. These insects emerge on a 13-year cycle by the billions, causing significant noise and stripping vegetation. The hosts discuss the nuisance caused by the dead insects and the 85-decibel noise levels they produce.