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00:00 I hate this, i hate dogs. I hate people. I didn't like it. Adam Curry, John C Devorah. It's Sunday May 16th 2021! This is your award-winning Gimbal Nation Media Assassination Episode 1347! This...is no agenda. Free at last! And broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas. Capital of the drone star state In The Morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's gloomy once again At least in a northern part Where I am I'm John C. Duvorak It's Crackpot & Buzzkill Yeah baby yeah free we're free We're good to go

00:42 Nothing wrong. No mask, no vax head and no mask is good wearing masks in San Francisco? No one's wearing masks in San Francisco everyone Oh everyone oh but that's so wrong So wrong they're not following CDC guidance this So I did go to the San Francisco meetup And that's where I saw that everyone still wearing masks in San Francisco yes, and they're still wearing masks in Santa's a yeah I think you need some instruction. I saw a picture and you weren't wearing your mask correctly What? I was... no, it doesn't say. Was i wearing a mask or not? Yes you were! This picture is great. Is John wearing this mask on his forehead like diagonal across your forehead very good but this goes along with I'm vaccinated are you vaccinated yes I'm vaccinated John are you vaccinated

01:36 I don't know what... yes, yes. As a matter of fact i am vaccinated. Of course you're vaccinated! You could just say it there's no lie i'm vaccinated i've been vaccinated i'm vax to the max not for covid but i've been vaccinated we don't have to say that part so the keeper tried it out she's nuts and but she didn't get video which is a point off she went to nordstroms without a mask walked through the whole place shopped around No one asked her anything. Then at the makeup department, finally the lady came over and said, uh ma'am you have to wear your mask And she said what? You don't trust the CDC and our president? The answer is no! The answer is put your mask on lady or you're out of the store But I thought it was a valiant effort

02:27 Yeah, I think it's still...I think there is still leeway for people that run retail operations to have their own rules. It's like no shirt no service and no gun stuff like that No, that's fine! And no guns, no shirts, no shoes But let's listen to the actual facts straight from the horse's mouth and when i say horse's mouth I mean in this case This is the director of CDC The Centers for Disease Control on PBS so this is a good network So there are no phonying or faking around And she is going to tell us, I'll tell you up front. She's gonna tell us that if you're vaccinated you don't have to wear a mask and you don't have to worry about people lying! This is incredibly good news

03:10 But if you kind of listen to what she's saying, it gets even more interesting. Let's start... You know there are several things that were all happening at exactly the same time which I think really motivated us to move forward Okay so something motivated them to get forward? I agree the CDC change was sudden People were very shocked They didn't know what to do It was confusing Very, very confusing but something motivated them. The first is over the last two weeks our case rates in this country have come down by about a third. Ah that would be it they couldn't hide the fact that cases are going down and so now they're going to say well

03:48 Because we're vaccinating cases are going down. Likely very much due to the scale up of vaccinations that we've been able to do. Second is that you know, we have new science now basically shows that the vaccine is working its effectiveness in real-world settings outside of our trials Ooh, oh I'm sorry. Did you just call this whole thing a trial? Effectiveness in real world settings outside of the trial...outside of our trials has demonstrated that it works just as well as it did in the trials that these vaccines are working against variants and then if you are vaccinated your very unlikely to be able to get asymptomatic disease and therefore transmit to other people

04:33 So this is a very loaded one besides the obvious trial flub because of course we're still at a trial I Disagree with that. That wasn't really she was I know what she was I didn't feel that what you your interpretation is correct Okay, then let's continue right but meet but uh It seems to me that this is contradicting all the reports of people who get the vaccine then get COVID. If you get COVID... We'll get to that section in a moment She goes on about that good Oh no, we got all of this So the only question people really care about is oh my god

05:11 Can I be, what if people are lying? What if they take off their mask and they have it. They're seething infected individuals! Is it safe?! I may be able to go out without a mask. I've been fully vaccinated but there may be others without a mask who have not been vaccinated And what is my risk from them in this new world, this new set of guidelines? So if you are fully vaccinated the risk is extraordinarily low and that was why based on the studies that we have been published and that we have seen. The risk to the vaccinated person is extraordinarily rough. I want to emphasize that if unvaccinated people choose to take off... Extraordinary what?! Low! Extraordinarily low! No she didn't say rough

05:56 to the vaccinated person is extraordinarily rough low. I think row it's how her colleagues speak they do that what was she trying to say there this sounds like a true try to get out comment just ordinarily low listen again on the studies that we have we've been published and that we have seen the risk to the vaccinated person is extraordinarily rough now I think it's just the extraordinarily she got hung up on the are Nah, I don't think it's anything. But it is extraordinarily low! Low? I want to emphasize that if unvaccinated people choose to take off their mask and they have not been vaccinated then the risk to them is still the same as it was before. Oh no! We really want to empower people to take this responsibility into their own hands If you are unvaccinated please get vaccinated to decrease that risk

06:48 And if you don't choose to be vaccinated, then please continue to wear a mask and practice all of the mitigation strategies we have said up until now. But Republicans- This truly is an honor system is it not? I mean, we heard President Biden say today there aren't going to be enforcement mechanisms are not going to go around arresting people who haven't been vaccinated who are not willing to- Who want too I safe to take your mask off and we felt that was important information for the public to have. If you're not vaccinated, that's again is taking your responsibility for your own health into your own hands and we would say protect yourself. We would recommend vaccination and if not then I would recommend wearing a mask

07:46 This is great! So there's very low risk if you're not vaccinated. So there's no problem, there's no problem and in fact she even threw this in... What we've done is we've empowered the American people to make their own decisions about their own health Oh thank you thank you I'm thanking for empowering me to make my own decisions now I'm happy, i think this is good. I think there's reason for it. I think this phase is over we need to move to the next phase of The Great Reset but we can't get there yet not according to MSNBC. MSNBC is not buying what the CDC says It's very troubling for them personally including primetime star Rachel Maddow.

08:50 out in the world who's not wearing. Part of it is that I feel like i'm gonna have to rewire myself." That, that is true there is a lot of rewiring that has to go on you know the wiring that you screwed up Rachel Mano um...I think we're seeing people With real post-traumatic stress disorder right now, people who are freaked out about these masks like Rachel Maddow who need to rewire their brain have a form of PTSD. So that when I see somebody out in the world who's not wearing a mask, I don't instantly think you are a threat Or you are selfish, or you were a COVID denier and you definitely haven't been vaccinated. I mean we're going to have to rewire the way that we look at each other because the CDC's guidance... She dropped the ball though because when we read the tweets we see what these people say which she left out of her little series there where that your this or your that or you're Republican

09:46 She left it out. Well, but she did put... what she didn't say was or maybe you can't wear a mask for health reasons there are many reasons or maybe your child yeah none of this stuff okay because Lawrence O'Donnell who comes on after Maddow I think he takes it all the way there where they were that we're MSNBC really wants us to be and what they really want the conversation to be because then it could be back to Republicans so The way it was said today is that you don't need to social distance. So I talked about, she said it last night about outdoors. You don't need a mask and you don't need to social distance if you're vaccinated so does that mean in terms of indoors? A Broadway theater Hamilton is scheduled to reopen in September at the moment

10:30 Hamilton. Can they sell every seat now and have people sitting basically elbow to elbow? That's only for people who can afford Hamilton, you fool! In the theater? They can if everybody there is vaccinated that's going to be the challenge they have two choices They can make sure everybody's vaccinated or they can test everyone before they come in. This is a real issue of vaccine passports coming in, government's not going to be running vaccine passport programs but you can imagine private businesses like that Broadway show theater owner saying I only want vaccinated people here, I want proof that you're vaccinated That would make it much much safer to sell a vaccine. Yeah so- That's a great idea just turn away the audience

11:09 I want to see her do it. Do it! No wonder Broadway can't make money. Do it, do it, do it We stay with MSNBC They brought on my favorite expert who I've known since my first encounter in March of 2020 Mr Dr Osterholm To tell us exactly what we need The challenge is going to be now...we're worried that everyone's gonna say I've been vaccinated and everyone will drop their mask in. So the next question is going to be, how are we going to know if people are vaccinated? If you're sitting close to someone at a restaurant or next to them in the theater How are you gonna know that they're not just kind of flibbing-flibbing a little bit here about whether they're vaccinated or not And I think thats going to be really the next big question is do we have these immune passports?

11:56 Now didn't the original woman you played go on and on and say that if you're vaccinated, you got nothing to worry about? So why is this guy worried that somebody sitting next him is fibbing. And he's not wearing his mask but he's not vaccinated according to the first woman who was the expert scientist director of the CDC The director of the CDC it's not a big deal so why is it a big deal to MSNBC Hello Hello? We need controversy, we need to slag off Republicans, Trumpers, trumpeters. Anything we can do! Anything because they might be fibbing a bit. They're fibbing a little here about whether they are vaccinated or not and I think that's going to be the really next big question is Do we do these immune passports? You know I gave up my eyeballs and fingerprints

12:48 so I can get on and off an airplane sooner. Will people do that so that you can feel confident that the person you're sitting next to without a mask is in fact vaccinated? I love that. Who cares? False equivalency! Who cares if you gave up your eyes and your face for that? He locked his eye? Yeah, he gave it up for science. Now we're not going to just beat up on MSNBC others were out there doing the same dumb stuff George Stephanopoulos ABC Good Morning America So your decision caught a lot of us by surprise why now and does this mean we are approaching the end of the pandemic good morning George

13:25 There are several pieces that really went into this important decision. By the way, this is once again Walensky, the CDC director. One is that our cases are down in this country they're down about a third from where they were even just two weeks ago. Two is that now vaccine is really available to everyone it is accessible within five miles of 90% of Americans in the United States we have enough supply now but if you really want a vaccine you can get it and then The third is that the science has really informed us, evolving science even just over the last two weeks. That these vaccines are working the same in our cohorts and our populations in the real world as they did in clinical trials over 90 to 95% effectiveness in the real-world studies

14:11 that they are working against the variants that we have circulating here in the United States, a study that was just published last week. And if you are to get COVID-19 even if you're vaccinated then you have much lower load of virus is largely asymptomatic and your really less much less likely to give it someone else. So all those things happening at the same time is really what motivated our decision Now I'm so interested by this what motivated our decision because i'm not entirely buying it She's talking a big game about cases that were going down already dramatically certainly in states and counties where Where mask mandates have been lifted look at texas and florida But she's talking about science, and you just got to wonder where that science came from And I think peter jotes your guy your guy who you brought to the show

15:05 Peter Hotep. I think he gives us a little bit more information where this science came from but what do you say to people who suggest trusting the science goes both ways if you tell people wear a mask because the virus is still out there we wear a mask now, the CDC says you don't have to anymore but some governors say you still do yeah no i understand the mixed messaging reason why they did it they've seen a pretty Not only that, but then he says yeah no and then says yeah I understand about the mixed messaging. Like you just did! Oh the CDC says you don't have to anymore but some governors say you still do Yeah now i understand the mixed messaging um here's the reason why they did it They've seen a pretty... The CDC did it because of a sharp decline in the number of cases And now anyone who wants to get vaccinated can get vaccinated We have an excess of vaccines

15:59 but the access status there's a new piece of science science coming out of israel this month that showing that vaccinated individuals if they do get asymptomatic infection it's about ninety percent protective against asymptomatic infection if they do get asymptomatic infection They're not shedding very much virus from their nose and mouth. So even though they have asymptomatic infection, we think they're not actually transmitting the virus. And that's really important news to give parents some comfort too if they've been vaccinated even if they are going out and about because they're not wearing masks when they get infected

16:37 They're not shedding enough virus to transmit it to their kids. We don't have all those I's dotted and T's crossed yet, but that's likely the piece that is missing right now that needs to be communicated and i think that will give a lot of comfort to parents across the country So where he getting his science from? From Israel Who's running Israel's biosecurity state? Pfizer! so this is a Pfizer move Yeah but why? FDA approval coming up baby July, FDA approval coming up. This is what they want They need to get to approval so they need to have it much more integrated and much less polarized How about this? I think that...I'm not buying that Okay How about this? To back the sucker off as fast as they can because there is no approval coming Also possible Absolutely

17:33 But it's something with Pfizer and something with their marketing. There is no other way this was so abrupt there was no pre-messaging They're pulling back as fast as they can because approvals not coming And it won't make any difference when approval doesn't come because we're already fed that, it's over! Now let's listen. You just heard some science from some scientists? You heard all kinds of fear but okay. Science as in WE THINK Let us listen to our president explain the same thing For now after a year hard work and so much sacrifice the rule is very simple

18:12 Get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. Is vaxed or masked? Now that was probably the best prompter flub I've ever heard in my life! I didn't even understand what he said, what did he say?! The line is get vaxed or mask but he reads the prompter and reads... Is vaxed or masked He sees two X's and thinks oh yeah that's Vax-Ed i know how to pronounce that Vax-Ed? What is he, from South America?! No! He's...he...yes. He sees two Xs in vaxed and he's pronouncing it Vax-Ed

18:52 Because that sounds perfectly okay, President Biden. Yeah alright. It's vaccinated or masked? Get vaccinated! If you're vaccinated... Did you hear that one I love this one this is for the kids get vaccinated Do that just play that in your kid's ear a couple times Uncle Joe says get vaccinated now he's gonna wind it up You can be around the vaccinated or unvaccinated people, but if you're not vaccinated or not fully vaccinated... ...you should wear a mask for your own protection and the protection of other unvaccinated people. Huh? Okay! You should wear a mask for the protection of unvaccinate- Oh please! It's so clear! The lady spelled it out I'm taking the CDCs guidance once again

19:40 Um, what do I have? Oh! Finally we had Fauci on. Fauci once again was the star of Saturday Night Live... ...the opening monologue of which will play exactly nothing But he is always such a star, such a star. Here's with Lester on NBC Nightly News. Well Dr Fauci, a lot of Americans put a lot of trust and faith in you so my first question is really of a personal nature do you feel good about this mass decision today? Would you have preferred that your wait a bit longer? No actually Lester I feel very good about it and I'm very much in favor but people who've been vaccinated now they really do need to get the feel that we're approaching some form of normality. And one of the things that felt quite abnormal and different, the way they'd like to feel is that outdoors you could understand the breeze blowing and there's very little chance of anything happening but indoors it's still quite safe if your vaccinated the data that's accumulated now about the real world

20:38 effectiveness of a vaccine really makes the risk of getting infected extraordinarily low and if you do get infected, the risk of getting any serious disease is even lower. Wow! He's completely changed his tune? I've been wanting to do this on The Last Show...I'm gonna request it today because you have your little database there. Mm-hmm. I would like to hear Fauci's No Reason To Wear A Mask clip. Okay I have it somewhere. I think you're gonna find it Yeah, I think I can find it Here we go! I think this is the one... here we go

21:15 Right now in the United States people should not be walking around with masks You're sure of it because people are listening really no closely to this right now. People shouldn't be what there's No reason to be walking around with the mask when you're in the middle of an outbreak Wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is and often There are unintended consequences. People keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching their face. And can you get some schmutz sort of staying inside there? Schmutz! Of course, but when you think masks you should think of health care providers needing them and people who are ill. There ya go... Yeah, that was right in the middle of the pandemic by the way It was it was and though and but you know what we got to see science work in real time John

22:12 The science changed? We had new science, we think. And... Nothing. We had nothing! We had new science and- Nothing I was playing these clips for Tina this morning, she got mad She's like they have been lying to us No kidding obviously she knows it Wow! Now she knows it too! Tina is right on it But of course she knows this Lying to us It just hit her again as how politically motivated all of this was Those bastards! When you get those bastards you gotta say it But we're not done yet, we're not done Oh, we still have some children. Today Dr Fauci said children between 2 and 11 could be eligible for the vaccine by the end of the year until then parents may want to keep masking up you're trying to model behavior for our youngest kids and so for them

23:02 make something a habit, they have to watch us doing it. While there is progress for some, for others there may still be months of masks ahead. Oh that's what you want! You want children yes we want to see little children masked up. When a child is outside and is not vaccinated and interacting with other people either in outdoor or indoor setting you wanna make sure the child is masked. Okay he...you know what? This guy is from the Mengele Institute. He just loves shit! I'll tell you something, he's like interpreting the stock market. He says everything. Mask no mask do this do that. It's unbelievable. You can find a clip by Fauci that says anything. It's so true... I want to go back to the marketing side of this. Oh please, this is most important. This is who we are

23:57 They still gotta get rid of some of the vaccines as much as they can before this whole thing caves in on them, which is any minute. At least the way I see it and by the way what i think is also going to happen if they're gonna pull a plug on this deal there's all of a sudden flu. Flu is gonna come to the fore. Because you got no flu so far nobody's gotten the flu ever. But let's listen what they want to do in New York City This is the best thing I've ever heard especially we got to watch it! This is de Blasio We need everyone to get vaccinated. So we know we have to make it convenient, we know we have to make it easy, we know we need the opportunities for people speak to their trusted community voices doctors etc., we're doing all that incentives help they really do

24:43 And so we've been announcing free tickets, gift cards all sorts of incentives to encourage people. A lot of people are ready to get vaccinated they just haven't gotten around to it they need a little extra incentive We're doing that now And we are going to have a live correspondent this morning talk about this and from a site that means a lot to all of us as New Yorkers. Because one thing I think that does unite New Yorkers is the love of Shake Shack, so live from the original Shake Shack location in Madison Square Park

25:18 the CEO of Shake Shack and he is generously joining into this incentive effort. And I welcome him, my pleasure to introduce CEO Randy Garudi Welcome Randy! Good morning Mr Mayor good morning New Yorkers I'm Randy Garudi the CEO at Shake Shack and we are here live in Madison Square Park at The Original Shack We've got one more we want to add for you, New York. You know these incredible mobile vaccine buses that are serving some of our most underserved communities here in New York? When you get your vaccine over this next few days, we're going to get you with a free Shaq Burger card every time you get your vaccine. Even better than that are 25 Shacks around New York City anytime you go for the next month. You're there grabbing your burger or chicken sandwich show us your vaccine card and we'll get you free fries on us!

26:08 Yeah, this is the fry eating scene around the world. No longer to be unseen. Now we go to the second part of the clip... That little blip in there was about five minutes and this got self-promoting This is shameless by the way. This is a pathetic, shameless promotion for one company... ...by the government of New York City It's pathetic but let's listen to part two this is where de Blasio decides to chow down Free fries when you get vaccinated? I got vaccinated You're saying I could get this? These delicious fries? Wait a minute But there's also a burger element to this

26:52 Let me check with Bill Neidhardt. Is it too early in the day to eat a burger? No, you're good to go. This could be breakfast? You're good to go! Okay I want you to look at this and think about again some people love hamburgers some don't really wanna respect all ways of life but if this is appealing to you just think of this when you think of vaccination. I loved his shaking hands it was quite very obvious shaking hands as he's trying to move the prop chips in an out I have a short clip that explains something about this from Ohio where they also have an incentive. You don't mind me just interrupting because the end is the kicker. No, no! I'm over with De Blasio so you're not interrupting anything. The end is the kicker This morning vaccinated people in Ohio are getting a shot at a massive payout The state is giving five adults 1 million dollars each In return for getting at least one dose of the vaccine To be eligible to win it must be at least 18 years

27:50 of age or older on the day of the drawing. You must be an Ohio resident and you must be vaccinated before the drawing. The federal coronavirus relief funds will be used for the prizes. Hello, fuck that noise no No, you're not going to use our tax dollars for your million dollar lottery? No Where's the outrage on that pretty outrageous so they using federal tax dollars which is the big cares act The one that we all are paying for and our grandchildren. Yeah, the one that was way over budget. Too much money! Now just blowing it on giving people away a million dollars? Blow me! No no no no...

28:35 There'd be a lawsuit over that. I mean, that's just like Austin saying well you know because of COVID we have more homeless so we're gonna spend four hundred million dollars of the CARES Act on hotels! This is a humongous scam and de Blasio how much did New York get? You know that New York is paying for...you know Shake Shack not chipping in for this? No they're not. You can't make money giving away your product. Well, there's that. It's not possible! There is that too... I like this question that came up in Congress and it was a lot said about Rand Paul who is a doctor. Rand Paul who was an ophthalmologist which is important

29:23 He was asking questions about gain-of-function research and that went back and forth. But there were other senators who asked some interesting questions, and the answer to all of the top health care professionals was quite telling. What percentage of the employees in your institute your center or your agency of your employees has been vaccinated? You know, I'm not 100% sure Senator but i think it's probably a little bit more than half. Probably around 60%. Dr Marks? I can't tell you the exact number but it is probably in the same range some people vaccinated at our facility and others uh... outside of the facility doctor was he encouraging and our place to get vaccinated we've been doing town halls in education seminars on we have their staff have the option to report their vaccination status but as you know and understand that federal government is not requiring it so we do not know okay so y'all don't trust your own yes smoking your own dope there very good i think that's a good thing what did they're not getting it does in that smoke in their own dope

30:27 Yeah, it's very good because people would die within government and that's just... We don't need that. It's a statistic. So I did a telemedicine thing last week Yes? At a doctor's appointment to get some prescriptions renewed. I've done one telemedicine when i had my COVID eye and I enjoyed the process I found it to be quite nice because a couple of things, one is that the wait was only like five minutes instead of half an hour sitting in the office which always is for doctor's appointment in California. It wasn't that long, it was five minutes and it was efficient and I could sort papers

31:07 You could do show prep. I could do show prep and the doctor never mentioned once whether i should get a COVID vaccine so, I assume that she was of the one of the health care hesitants. Okay, and there was no pressure? Never mentioned because before it's always you need a tetanus update you need this you need that and I say no most the time but no mention none zero and i say well that's definitely at least that's something but yes they like to tell me...I think it was better than going in

31:48 So I recommend it. Looking at the... there's two databases we look at and of course these databases which we've been looking at since 2010 now suddenly are, of course just fodder for conspiracy theorists It's an open database it doesn't really count is not real please! And this is the vaccine adverse reaction, the VAERS database and they're reporting as we know a lot of things but in the United Kingdom They have the Yellow Card database, and the World Health Organization combined has now...and this is why Rand Paul will be talking about this. There are over 20 thousand reports of eye disorders

32:33 including 303 cases of blindness and over 1600 cases of visual impairment after... Wow! Yes, and if you look at the whole UDRA vigilance which is a European database. Of course only maintained by conspiracy theorists They've reported 8,430 deaths and 354,177 injuries following a multitude of vaccinations. And you know so this there it's looking bad! And this eye disorder... You're gonna see this because that you can't hide that with the mask. Pussy eyes walking around? Well I have not seen that

33:24 I mean, your COVID eye was... Well, I have super immunity so it doesn't count. Something that will go absolutely nowhere but is nice to see over 1,000 lawyers and 10,000 doctors have filed a lawsuit against this. You know, I'm sorry? Yeah before you go on with this, I'd like to see the filing because this has all of the earmarks of a hoax. Possible. Possible. Now, I think it's... they're gonna this is like an international. As i said It'll go nowhere because where do you file? If he goes if it even gets filed I was twice Danny the reason I was thinking about this because I liked it too at the great story but let me finish the headline let me finish the headline first

34:10 They are suing the CDC, the World Health Organization and the Davos Group for crimes against humanity. And for me putting a Davos group in there was kind of tip off like okay how serious are you with this? Two things, one the Davos group being in there is sketchy and the second one is how do you get 10 thousand doctors to sign anything? I mean whose mailing list is this. The same way that the New York Times published 700... was it 773 immunologists say no! It's too early we can't take our mask off

34:47 Yeah, but that's one mailing list. It's small it's not 10 000. 10 000 is a big list We have a ten thousand mailing list Not at ten thousand doctors Obviously not Oh my goodness And then you'd have to give them the sign on stuff. I mean, you know only 40% of them ever opened a newsletter so... Well i'm looking forward to seeing if something gets filed. Well I hope it does because all the points they make are great points! I don't know what Davos has got to do with it which makes you wonder what that... It just sounds off the hoax alarm to me

35:31 So yes, I'm very skeptical of this thing but i do like it. I like it! I think is great and I read through the whole thing as very entertaining yeah and of course something we talked about already on the show almost point by point before they filed or before they showed up with this press announcement now there was something else that to me was very surprising Associated Press came out with a story that Pfizer and Moderna did not, contrary to all beliefs skip animal trials. And I'm like wait a minute this doesn't sound right have we been wrong?

36:18 So they even do it in, it's like a fact check. Claim! The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are mRNA vaccines that skipped animal trials because using mRNA vaccines on animals triggers dangerous inflammation APs assessment False! Pfizer and Moderna did not skip animal trials when testing their COVID vaccines so what to believe? So as you look... Wait! Yes, as you look... Wait wait we've been... How is this wrong with what we said? We said they never tested on animals. They say that it's not true The facts according to the AP article As the race to authorize use of COVID vaccines continues posts online are spreading misinformation

37:02 Uh, recent? Okay. So now we got... Now I'm looking at the articles like okay well tell me about the trials Well here it is Due to the urgent need for a vaccine in surging pandemic Pfizer and Moderna were given approval to simultaneously test their vaccines on animals while they were conducting phase one trials on humans They overlapped preclinical studies with the early phases of the trials, said Dr. William Moss, executive director for the International Vaccine Access Center at Johns Hopkins University In fact one of the reasons we're even talking about vaccines now is that some other phase in which vaccine development normally occurs were overlapped rather than done sequentially But then it comes The vaccines were in fact in Phase 1 tested on mice and macaques

37:55 M-A-C-H-U-E-S Which I had to look up. It's a monkey! Monkeys? No ferret trials, sorry! Uh uh... no ferret trial, no good So that's their facts, their proof that it was tested on animals And in phase one Not phase two not phase three Not after any adjustments No it just overlapped and we did it on mice and monkeys Again why did they kill all the mink Yeah, the mink thing is still a big mystery. So I'm thinking no. It's pretty suspicious it's like they dry labbed it. But you have to do it on animals that make sense and as far as I understand the ferret are the ones anyway Canada is in trouble we need to liberate Canada

39:00 There's some badass shit going on up north. What is wrong with that guy? They gotta get rid of Trudeau, he's obviously Fidel Castro! No I don't think... no Trudeau is just a puppet. I mean they're in this full-on biosecurity state and And this is a public service announcement running on the radio. To curb the spread of COVID-19, gatherings with family and friends in private homes and yards are prohibited. Travel between regions should be avoided and traveling to yellow zones is forbidden It's forbidden to leave your home between 9 30 p.m.. And 5 a.m Visit Quebec dot CA slash coronavirus to learn more about the other measures in place Follow all the rules all the time no exceptions A message from the gouvernement du Québec

39:43 I love that. Follow all the rules, all the time no exceptions isn't it? That's a show clip Well of course it is but isn't that here yeah of course it is follow all the rules all the time No exceptions That straight out of Hollywood that's that's The Voice everything the AM radio quality slick It's so perfect and it may...I think it's calling up on productive programming you know All the rules are then yeah, people are we sure that's a legit clip. Yes It is it came from rebel and there and they showed it playing on the radio Okay, of course. It's real you know a lot of things like Jennifer Buchanan's voice That's the reason a lot of things though. It does not sound like Jennifer Buchanans voice at all No no no

40:37 In Canada, doctors are now forbidden to be spreading health misinformation. This is according to the CPSO which is the Canadian College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario There have been isolated incidents of physicians using social media to spread blatant misinformation and undermine public health measures meant to protect all of us In response, the College released a statement below. The College is aware and concerned about the increase of misinformation circulating on social media and other platforms regarding physicians who are publicly contradicting public health orders and recommendations! Physicians hold a unique position of trust with the public and have a professional responsibility to not communicate anti-vaccine, anti-masking, anti-distancing, and anti lockdown statements and or promoting unsupported unproven treatments for COVID 19

41:29 Physicians must not make comments or provide advice that encourages the public to act contrary to public health orders and recommendations. Physicians who put the public at risk may face an investigation by the CPSO, and the Mengele Institute! And disciplinary action when warranted! When offering opinions physicians must be guided by the law regulatory standards and the code of ethics and professional conduct What happened to science? What happened to science? It's the law. They must be guided by the law! Yes, and that is it...by the law slave. Wow yeah so um you know I'm on a kind of a never-ending quest to figure out what is wrong with our medical profession what is wrong with the doctors you had a good experience with uh was that a certified nurse or was it

42:26 Nurse practitioner. Nurse practitioner, nurse who I think are responsible for saving more people's lives than doctors probably. Nurse practitioners have been very high regard Dr. Drew on his podcast had Dr. Zub and Damien on, and they were talking about this very thing... And it's refreshing to hear some doctors in an open and honest dialogue about how nutty their profession has become! This is truly worrying! What happened to our peers? What happened to them? To me it is the most bizarre thing in the world as someone who's trained to improvise and determine what my best approach is, apply my judgment for the given clinical situation at hand.

43:11 Oftentimes waiting for the science to catch up. The science often doesn't catch up with the clinical experience for years There was things I used four years that there was not double-blind placebo controlled tiles trials just substantiate and many times there were things I did for years like hormone replacement therapy that when the trials came out turned out to be totally wrong and we damaged Millions of women because the Women's Health Initiative so If we're not gonna allow physicians to improvise and apply their judgment have nurse practitioners and Physicians assistants do everything that's fine. You don't need physicians if they're not going to play their judgment They it seemed like they were afraid that if some orthodoxy wasn't handed down from on high They wouldn't do it is that was at your experience Okay, so I'd like dr. Drews opening line

44:04 I'm pretty convinced that it has to do with getting kicked out of the profession at the behest of Pfizer or any of the other big pharmaceuticals, but it seems also be purely an educational issue. Doctors are just no longer educated in anything else but diagnose prescribe the drug. it absolutely can i think in the case of this disease is interesting because it's a viral syndrome so people said but you also like flu we don't really have a lot of therapeutics that work that well go home rest do you know the brat diet all the usual stuff and uh... the truth is all this is brand new now at the problem is then you have people who are coming out with kind of out-of-left field ideas they kinda have some theoretical sense but maybe they do cause harm what we don't know and then that scares doctors more and everybody's afraid being judged on on

45:08 social media or media as being some kind of quack so they step back. Now my feeling is just even doing anything has a placebo benefit when someone's suffering from a viral syndrome and just that therapeutic relationship of connection is important but we were stepping away from that and I think there's a fear component. Good point, it's all fear Well, the good point is go home and die. Instead of giving the guy Ivermectin or... Yes! You know hydroxychloroquine was a good for the beginning of this thing you can't... They keep bringing it up. I had some clips from MSNBC couple weeks ago they didn't get played but it's a woman

45:49 the host going well Ivermectin you know, hydroxychloroquine if you give it to somebody that's dying of COVID it kills them. Yeah It's not what the idea was! It wasn't to give someone who is dying... No, no. It was to get someone who just caught it or is going to continue with it? Exactly! Well they did continue one more clip but what you're hearing is fear on all sides so the doctors are afraid of doing the wrong thing being excoriated not following the rules I'm sure what we just read from the Canadian ruling body is no different than what we have here in the United States. But at the same time, we have a friend... one of Tina's longtime friends is here and her husband got COVID there in their 60s and he really didn't feel very good any you know they went to the doctor was diagnosed she was diagnosed negative and she took care of him everything she's never had COVID

46:49 But they had just had a flu maybe a month or so before and they were also very sick. And after this whole ordeal was over, her husband thought he was going to die and they both agreed that it was the fear that it was COVID –and this is last year–that really accentuated the symptoms, that really enhanced what he was already feeling. He thought he was going to die And it was, he was not going to die and they didn't give him anything and he got over it. But the fear made it so much worse! So its really... all of this..and you can just look straight at the mainstream and the institutions, the commercial CDC who have brought this fear upon everybody. And confusion which doesn't help

47:35 And that's kind of the last bit here from these two. It doesn't surprise me at all for a couple of reasons and I think one it should astonish us, but it doesn't surprise us because we say well wait We're a very inertia driven fear based profession That is the result of a hierarchical training that are you hearing this? We are a very hierarchal driven fear-based The hell has gotten into our medical system now your base training listen to this we're a very inertia driven fear-based profession that is the result of a hierarchical training that Indoctrinates us in this kind of way of being in the world We're very afraid of causing trouble and drawing the eye of Sauron on to us And I think that's why we're really good at pointing the finger too because it's a kind of projection well, you know if nephrologist

48:25 hadn't screwed up putting in that fistula, well then I wouldn't have had this infectious complication that now i'm having trouble managing the ICU. And so it really is part of our culture... The other thing is I don't think medicine moves so fast. So in this case here we have this new dynamic challenge and we're not designed to quickly update. So you have these groups online forming where critical care docs are sharing ideas now in those circles actually I saw a lot of innovation, a lot of quick progress and so I have to tip my hat to those that was the other group. Yeah, so they're super so great that some doctors actually did something it's incredible! I didn't know this was going on

49:07 There is inertia fear-based. What the hell? This doesn't... I don't know. You should go to the doctor anyway No, well of course I don't and I just caught on much earlier but holy crap that's really huh now have you at this point have you seen enough magnets sticking to arms to be a believer that this isn't it all oh so when you were in a couple of emails people were sending I never looked at these. This is bogus, I've seen magicians It's not bogus, Tom You're making yourself look foolish it's not bogus Oh okay yeah the non-ferrous coins are sticking to people No no no! I said it wrong People's arms magnets stick to their arms So a kitchen magnet will stick to most people's vaccinated arm

50:02 So there's some kitchen magnets, like so one of those magnets on the refrigerator. Yeah, refrigerator magnet yeah Well, if somebody explains the science to me I'll be more than interested. All right but you should take a look at a few of those emails and we have a few producers who even eat...I mean they might be lying but why would they? Is there anybody in our audience...? Yes yes! We had in our audience we had uh in in the general producer population we had people sending emails to both of us General producer population?! Um that this is a thing And I wonder why. I wonder why? Well, what like to know by myself well i do have a theory but before you go today was going to get some of these updates out of the way so you can interrupt this is his theory for some update oh yeah I want to hear okay I want here the theory magneto genetics magnetos in that second half the show stuff it's covered baby

50:59 Magnetogenetics. It's quite well known to work in mice, and you can control mices' thoughts. Oh man... Talking about going off the rails in just one split second! You don't even believe there is a pill machine that sorts it for people? You are such a denier! I tell you these things- That pill machine is a joke But its real! You said it was Babylon B when I played the commercial Come on Or do you think this is real? You got this note. Magnetogenetics I'm just saying that's a possibility, i'm not saying that's real Well why don't you read us the definition of this magneto genetics Okay well While we're on it It's not necessarily a definition Well like word has to be defined Yes well here it is A little

51:56 I mean you caught me. The University of Virginia developed a technique that uses magnets to control the brains of living mice Researchers created a hybrid gene, they called it Magneto That produces proteins in brain cells that are responsive to magnets Whenever Magneto engineered rodents wander into a magnetic field The invisible force activated the pleasure centers in their brains Remember how happy people were when they got the vaccine? Researchers believe magnetic mind control represents a non-invasive way to manipulate neural pathways and study brain function. It's the first step toward developing magneto genetic therapies to someday treat brain disorders that is from March 11th 2016

52:40 from Discover, Discover Magazine. So a little bit... I will let Discover...I used to be on their judging panel for their awards. Oh well that just discredited the magazine! So let's go, let's just keep with this train of thought Is the magneto-genetic... How is it introduced into the body? Through a shot, let's say. Yes that's exactly how it's introduced If I just took a vial of the juice that you use and I took a magnet, a refrigerator magnet It would stick to the vial? I don't know if that has any...I mean this is.. I don't know! That's two different things. I have no idea at all

53:24 You can ask me all you want, I'm just saying it's out there. Yeah by the way you nailed it... It's out there! Alright yeah well you know what? Never mind, I won't even go there. No! Come on don't start editing yourself Well you... it's hard not to when all i get is... I'm nuts Your feet okay? In advance I'm gonna let you.. I'm not going say a thing Go 5G that's it I'm done Final note, my daughter just shared this. You got this too John? Her close friend 21 year old male got the second shot and had the Pfizer shot after the second shot four days ago he had a very bad reaction fever vomiting finally his throat started to constrict and had a hard time breathing After being treated at the hospital in Michigan The hospital gave him a $10,000 check and assigned contract not mentioned discussed on social media And both of you have asked for a copy of said contract I wonder if that's true

54:27 Why would our producer lie about it, first of all? But holy crap! $10K to just not talk about it?! Well that's cheaper than the million dollar lottery. Yeah but... I mean.... It should at least be reported on!! Well we're looking for a copy of the contract What do you think, how do you think Bill Maher's gonna play out with his fully vaccinated status that he now had to cancel his first show ever because he tested positive? How do you think that's going to play? Now I don't know. I'd like to know myself. You're right, never missed a show So did he get vaccinated and then got it? Yes, fully vaccinated He says he is asymptomatic so it can go one of two ways

55:16 Either he's gonna say, see? See everyone needs to keep their mask on because I got infected from someone or he can say... He won't do that. I hope not! Or you can be a big driver and say this is just the test of something positive. I'm fine everything's okay You're not gonna die from me It's a variant the science is in The science has changed Take off your mask it's okay If you're vaccinated don't worry about me Or does this give people more fear that the vaccinated can still have it and be spreading their evil spike proteins on you? I don't know. Well, we'll find out soon enough

56:00 Let's go to, let's do some world updates and look at India what is going on. Democracy Now keeps up with this and they're still pushing the fear so maybe everyone else is backing off these guys never get the memo I don't think they are on the mailing list personally No they are not India reported more than 360 thousand new coronavirus cases Thursday and over 4100 deaths though both numbers are likely significant undercounts daily cases in India's capital territory of Delhi have begun to decrease and a sign that India's massive second wave of COVID-19 may be cresting. Coronavirus cases continue to spread in Asia and the Pacific, this week Malaysia ordered a nationwide lockdown as COVID deaths hit a pandemic level high

56:45 No, they haven't been given it. I think they get the like the third generation scripts It has to be handed down before gets in the basement wherever the hell she was brought by just little little Initials all over the top. Yes. Yeah, it's okay. Yes. Yes. It's gone. It's gone through the list You're all good. Yeah Let's go to let's go to the USA update. She's got some stuff The United States reported over 800 deaths from kovat 19 Wednesday as new infections continue to drop while vaccinations rise Massachusetts reported zero coronavirus deaths for the first time since last June while in Michigan a spring surge is rapidly subsiding She did get the memo

57:28 Yeah, but you know it depends on what again this sudden change means something Pfizer needed something changed I like our theory that oh and they're never getting an approval whatever it is there's some reason and I think the approval date or the ending of the...I think it's the emergency use authorization which ends maybe could be re-upped that's one way it could go. Oh yeah you can re-up it You can re-up that But I know, I think just phasing it out. Let's go we're good We made our money let's get out of here for the jigs up we're gonna get caught you know Mmm, you know it's once we hit August when the new the new doctors come in we no hospital deaths Go up that's just a fact of life then we're into the flu so is April No, no, no It's August end of August September its when the one whenever one is out after the summer and

58:23 Well, yeah. There's a moment where that happens... Yeah! So that's coming We had a pretty- if you recall last- But you can call flu? Flu? The flu is good? Blame the flu No. Well see last year around this time it also started to subside And then we got, and we saw it happen. Then the... Oh! Deaths are up in hospitals even in Texas you know? We got tons of emails with people saying no this is very typical It always happens around this time and then in the autumn will get flu season and then flu will be back!! And then you'll get Pfizer Moderna AstraZeneca Johnson & Johnson combo ball that also has the flu shot in it and they're just gonna give us one massive shot

59:10 Just to finish you off. Now that you mention that, that's the same scheme they pulled with this swine flu which nobody... I mean they were lined up for this swine flu vaccine as you recall? Mm-hmm. And i had photos and took pictures of my local areas. You remember why.. The lines going around the block. Remember why they stopped it right? Remember why they stopped the swine flu vaccine? Why? Because more than 50 people died! Well there are thousands of people dying from this thing. Exactly Now, but what they did is they incorporate first of all just as a remembrance swine flu would require two shots same thing same bullshit and then they said no one was buying into the two shot thing so that there are we can do it's one shot. So they started one shots and then well we can't combine it with the other flu shots until next year It was combined it was in the next year's flu shot Yeah! Was it?

1:00:07 Yeah, it was for that one season. Well or they said it was who knows what could who knows? What's in there? Who knows if it was? You know just a bunch of cat pee really And that was remember this other one where somebody caught a batch of the vaccine Which had live virus and I was gonna infect the whole bunch of people Remember that no I don't remember that I do It was one of the sloppy manufacturers. Oh, it's just an accident? And also people can go back to the documentary from 19... I want to say 76 We've played it at least three times we played clips from the documentary about the huge scam that original swine flu was oh yeah which nobody ever had seems no there was a total scam everyone got sick from the flu Yeah from those shots Back when journalists did some journalism

1:01:03 No, those days are over. So we did the USA. Now I got one other kind of an offbeat clip this is kind of interesting This is the... where is it? Cuba! The Cuba Clip. Look for the word Cuba in there Yeah? Yeah, Cuba. I just crossed that out for some stupid reason Talk about late to the party, but at the same time why does everybody have to get into the act? Just play this clip and tell me what you think. Cuba began a mass vaccination campaign Wednesday using two of its domestically created COVID-19 vaccine candidates. Late phase clinical trials of the Soberano dose and Abdala vaccines aren't due to wrap up until at least June but Cuban officials say the benefits of administering the vaccines now outweigh the risks. It's got to be some Chinese rebrand

1:01:58 Yeah, maybe. But it just seems to me that India's got two or three... Russia? Sputnik? I'm waiting for the Cuban vaccine man! The Cuban one might be the Russian one. Solidarity with my comrades. I want the Cuban vaccine. That's the one i want. Michael Moore should get that vaccine for sure Why? I can't get away from the Great Reset. There's so many things that... As you go on with the Great Reset, I'm telling you right now there is another one of these 140 car trains loaded

1:02:40 Loaded to the Chinese junk Chinese junk Come on in any chips by any chance or is it just junk? Anything that's usable. Can we get cars running or is that just junk? I know all you can see is the two containers on each one of these cars. It's unbelievable so anyway, um I think what I think this phase is done That's why the whistle was blown. So in a way, you know as in the whistle like okay let's end it everyone is good you're all safe. Games over! I think that the media companies are probably still just floundering around to get some Trump related news in there conservatives Republicans they're not saying it outright everywhere but they mean it rewire my brain and do not think people's a denier and we get it so they're just gonna keep moving that forward a bit

1:03:33 But the Davos Club, I do want to remind us of what Klaus... The last clip we played of Klaus which was only a few months ago. He was very clear that the next stage in this would be exactly where we are We all know but still pay insufficient attention To their frightening scenario Of a comprehensive cyber attack which would bring to a complete halt to the power supply, transportation hospital services our society as a whole. The COVID-19 crisis would be seen in this respect has a small disturbance in comparison to a major cyber attack

1:04:25 to use the COVID-19 crisis as a timely opportunity to reflect on the lessons cybersecurity community can draw and improve our preparedness for potential cyber pandemic. I think it's coming, it's time! What is he talking about? What do you mean what you think it's coming? A cyber pandemic?! Yes this... He said very clear in the beginning that cyber attack, which would be against energy and other important infrastructure. Which is what's on deck now that's the bill that the president is touting we have ransomware attacks on our energy systems

1:05:13 This is the next phase and I've had a lot of... you know, I was not entirely honest about my Red Book prediction. I'll just come clean on it. I know that a Texas energy company has had a ransomware attack for at least four days and they just have not admitted it yet which is completely against the new executive order but this is underway and both that one and the previous one at Colonial is NOT Russia It's eminent panda, apartment 127. It's all Chinese at least that's the watermarks that are left whether it's someone spoofing as the Chinese is another because I would think our own intelligence services are doing this to forward whatever an evil stupid agenda they have. They have software to do it. That's one of their specialties and spoof the other guys And so the beautiful way of doing this as I explained... As I tried to explain last time is by ransomware because you get a twofer

1:06:10 You get to spew some ugly juice onto Bitcoin, which is irritating to the elites. And you get to move forward the infrastructure plan and probably more! From Wall Street to Main Street digital cryptocurrencies have exploded in value and popularity with many Americans eager to get in on the action But federal investigators say a wild west culture has led to a massive spike in cryptocurrency scams since October nearly 7,000 people have reported losses of more than 80 million dollars the median loss $1,900 Danielle and Chris Gert put five hundred dollars into what they thought was a

1:06:49 a bitcoin investment on Facebook. It was a scam in the beginning everything was kind of lining up legitimate uh that that was initially when we started to get really skeptical, which is when they requested more money in order to even get a withdrawal In the end they lost $1400 The Federal Trade Commission says victims are often lured to bogus websites promising big returns for crypto investors People read about Bitcoin. They have a general sense of what it is and the fact that it's gone up in value, and they want a piece of the action. Scammers know that and they prey on you Victims sent more than $2 million in cryptocurrency to scammers posing as Elon Musk. Others duped by what they thought was an online love connection, the most likely victims 20-49 year olds. To avoid being scammed experts advise using legitimate banks and investment advisors to buy and sell cyber currencies and be very skeptical if anybody demands cyber payment

1:07:47 So just make it all look bad, make it all look stupid. This is CNBC or NBC Nightly News What are they doing reporting on two schmucks who got scammed? We know what your real agenda is and And Biden spelled it out in his executive order. President Biden signed an executive order today to boost the country's cyber defenses It follows several major cybersecurity incidents including the ransomware attack on a pipeline company that has prompted gas shortages in the southeast and pay close attention to the way this NPR personality speaks The broad order seeks to strengthen cybersecurity for federal networks and outline new security standards for commercial software used by businesses and the public. The White House says it's about shifting the mindset from always responding to incidents, to preventing them before they happen. Here with more is Imperial White House correspondent Franco Ordoñez. Hey Franco! Hi Elsa So what more can you tell us about this executive order?

1:08:44 Well, the order basically lays out a series of new requirements for companies that do business with the government. It requires companies to report breaches and share cyber threat information. It also updates security standards on government networks including mandating multi-factor authentication and also establishes a cybersecurity safety review board to review these incidents. It's modeled on the National Transportation Safety Board that reviews airplane incidents I mean, the Biden administration says that the Colonial Pipeline attack as well as the recent SolarWinds and Microsoft Exchange acts just make clear how vulnerable our public and private networks are. And that the status quo is no longer acceptable. Yeah! It would be so odd John if you and I spoke like this all the time and said things we really had to emphasize for some reason... Yeah! You nailed it! You nailed her part perfectly but here ya go even though

1:09:41 We know this is really at least Chinese watermarks and fingerprints on what's going on. No, no not an NPR I know that President Biden does plan to meet with Russian president Vladimir Putin He didn't directly accuse the Russian government of being behind a huge pipeline What is it? Accused! He didn't directly accuse the Russian government of being behind the colonial pipeline attack, but he did suggest that they had some responsibility. Right? Biden has said... Come on John we can get a job there! But they did suggest that they had some responsibility right?! Suggested that they had some responsibility right?

1:10:21 Yeah, Biden has said many times that these hacking attacks on the United States are just not acceptable. But that the Russians have not stopped it or they're implicitly allowing it to happen now the leaders are expected to speak next month and as part of their conversation they're expected to talk about arms control and this could be part of that Matthew Rajansky, the director of the Kenyan Institute who is close to the administration told me it makes sense for the two sides to use this opportunity to start outlining some rules of engagement. Oh my goodness! This isn't useless you know these people don't even know... It's nonsense to listen to NPR nowadays. Well, yes it is... I get a lot of clips from them but... I think they're in existence only for us aren't they? Isn't that the whole reason? I don't know anyone in their right mind would want to listen to him. John and I had an idea. John and I?! Yes! I'm talking to the trolls now we had an idea to really do a Morning Zoo type episode of a show yeah

1:11:27 And we were talking about this after the last show, actually. We've already put together the cast but we're missing one important member so to review for a morning zoo show... Now are you going to be my sidekick or am I your sidekick? It doesn't matter much to me Well, I'm thinking about producing the thing and making Darren O'Neill your sidekick Ooh yeah! That's all he has to say by the way Ooooooh yeah! And I'll go, everybody is wagging their eyes in the morning at the morning zoo. And then he can do... yes okay so you're the producer your coach John you gotta have a name you got to have a zoo name

1:12:15 You can't just be John C. Dvorak, so you're Coach John... No I had to ask him if he could serve MK Ultra-John or something. EJMK? I don't know we'll come up with it that's the least of our problems our real problem is what we're gonna discuss right now Yes okay so here's the crew because you need a crew for The Morning Zoo So we got me and we got Darren We've got coach JCD known as the Widowmaker, then we figured we need to have a woman who is there and does stuff like, oh Adam! And she also reads the news. That is obviously Dame Jennifer

1:13:01 And she says snide things besides just, oh Adam. Give me an example of something snide? Well in other words if there be some moment where there's something that could be a double entendre She's the one who introduces this. Oh right right right right okay That's what she said would come from her Yes! This is gonna be legendary. Now, then we needed... actually we wanted a coach well you can't be coach me to coach for sports and in sports when it comes to Morning Zoo format you want a guy who is familiar with sports but can also be the community affairs director and will call him Coach and has to be a black guy as since we only know one black guy its gotta be Moe

1:13:47 Yeah, MoFax is perfect. And he's a sports guy so we can do it! And then the final thing is where were stuck and that is the entertainment reporter that has to be a gay guy and has to sound like a gay guy We talked about this and decided because of today's market you can't have a guy who sounds gay We have to have a genuine gay person. You gotta be gay guy, yes yeah but he has to also sound gay which is a stereotype mostly found on the West Coast it's a west coast gay

1:14:28 Because everyone in the rest of the country, they bet you... I've listened to enough talk shows and podcasts where the gays get together and complain about this accent that the West Coast guys have. And it's the Hollywood gay bullcrap, phony baloney gay-ish sound. But so we have requirements not only do you have to sound gay but also be gay Yeah, you have to be gay. Otherwise... and we were taking auditions so um yeah I was supposed to have a script ready i won't have it already probably until the Thursday show because we want everyone to read from the same script. I'm gonna hound you over this and we need to get that script up and running. We'll definitely get it written.

1:15:09 We'll have a so they have to do this and they have to do it in their best manner. Best man get this, you know It says we were up for criticism for even bringing this kind of thing up Well what's interesting is I'm already seeing but if anybody wants to audition Yeah And just so you know the reason why ours our entertainment reporter has two has to be gay because that's the rules in Hollywood In case she hadn't noticed You can't play someone on the spectrum unless you're on the spectrum. Everyone knows this now, so we're just following the rules man every day all day without exception Yeah if you go if you watch any of these shows or but The reason that this formula comes to mind is because this is If anyone has a morning zoo show in their neighborhood

1:15:53 You'll notice that this is pretty much the model that everyone uses because it's a bit cuz it works Because it's so exciting and fun to listen to I don't know if it's still working that well And there's all hit work, and there's a lot of banter banter between the two hosts and the gay Hollywood guy oh yeah totally Yeah, and then and that's when Jennifer jumps in and says dad That's what she said. You know that's just in there we're talking to the entertainment guy and then Dame Jennifer comes in with that it's going to be beautiful, It will be a piece of legendary work. We are doing a pilot. We are doing a pilot? Yes! A half hour pilot. A half hour?! Oh my god okay...we're doing a half-hour pilot who is writing this pilot because it can't be unscripted Well I'll be doing a lot of the writing but most of its just gonna be ad libs obviously cause you know during a morning

1:16:45 show we I would, I think a lot of these shows have some music. No they have all kinds of music beds running underneath when they're talking there's all kinds yeah and we can do that so it'll be good i'm very excited might get work! It's this is our final exit strategy it's on you anonymous gay guy out there who's going to save us Because this is how for one thing the anonymous gay guy or not anonymous He has to have the gear to record his voice. In other words, he has to have something going on that you know That sounds professional so he has to have a decent mic and I think we probably have a couple dozen guys out there that could Would like to do this and think it's funny totally totally without and if you're actually gay

1:17:36 Which you have to be for this job, although you could probably bluff us. But... I don't want anyone bluffing me! Is there something that I'm unaware of? This bluffing you speak of? We're gonna skip that part. The uh is that if you can go way over the top I think the old term used to be flaming. Yes, flaming, flaming. That would be much better We're going to get a lot of submissions by the way. I happen to know this for fact we are very-we are much more diverse audience than you think Very diverse No i'm pretty sure were pretty diverse audience Yeah for sure Oh just speaking of music and show business You were right

1:18:19 Eric Clapton now came out, because he did a song with Van Morrison. Eric Clapton... He was paralyzed for two weeks after his shot! He's like I should have never gone near that needle he is saying now but you're right van morrison is being de-platformed as anti semitic for his song they own the media and yeah and you know what? You brought this up on the last show and I was so surprised because Newsflash, if there's some anti-Semites out there who think the Jews own the media go look at Big Pharma you morons. And if you still think that someone saying... I mean I don't even think Van Morrison was thinking that way it's clearly the pharmaceutical industry that has captured the mainstream media clearly and as I learned they're now also advertising on podcasts

1:19:18 And you will be surprised what they're advertising and to whom. So it is Pfizer, and they are advertising to gamers male 24-35. Do you know the product they're advertising? Viagra! Yes sir Now if your between 24 and 35 does that seem like a mismatch? If you need viagra you got problems Is that a mismatch of the market or is this a party drug Well, there are some party drug. Yeah That's pretty sick and that is unhealthy that level of targeting It's very it shouldn't be kind of like not not legal to do that or am I just crazy? Yeah should well the all-the-drug advertisers should not be legal We're one of only two countries in the world that allow it So they took over the place and nobody's didn't stop them now because they got too much money

1:20:22 Well, you know look at all the money we'd lose if this was changed. Yeah so it's not really hurting anything But they've really never been a big there's almost no brand advertisers in podcasting and for me to understand that they are doing a sweep but they only do limited runs but still what the heck doesn't that just feels wrong? Well since your talking about podcasts before I go to the break Podcasters, I got to play these three little podcasts from a podcast. Oh no! All right what are we doing? We're talking to this Michael Malick i think is uh yeah he's a podcaster we know Michael Malik. He's a big time podcaster liberal mm-hmm yeah the clip is moving to Austin one

1:21:08 Okay. Well, let me tell you why I was so excited to he's hired He's our guy he can be on the morning show. He's done. He's in no more audition necessary well Let me tell you why I was so excited To talk to you because I am moving to Austin for sure a hundred percent No, I just decided this week and I'll tell you exactly when oh I was on the fence and two things happened. One is, for me being a lifelong New Yorker, the dream always was to have a townhouse right? Have a townhouse in New York you've arrived! They have townhouses in Austin. I didn't think that was a thing my friend just moved into one so I'm like okay I could have my townhouse and really peewees play house it out but

1:21:58 When you're in New York as long as I am, like you see certain trends that happen over years. Some things get worse and some things get better. Something that was very emblematic of 1970s New York which was New York kind of at its worst and you've seen all those photos where the photos don't show how smelly and violent and filthy it was and dangerous was boom boxes everywhere. In fact still if you go on the subway in New York there'll be signs that say no eating, no littering and no boom boxes We have reached a point now in New York, and this has happened the last nine months where it's perfectly acceptable to walk around the book bag with the speaker in it and just blast it wherever you go on the street. Everyone is scared to say anything and the cops aren't going do anything. And the moment when I'm like that's it, I am done! I was at my gym which is not some kind of fancy Equinox gym but its regular decent neighborhood gym. There was guy in locker room blasting his music

1:22:54 And he called a member of the staff because he had forgotten the code to his locker. The member of the staff came in, helped him get his stuff and didn't say anything about the music. I'm like you know what? If i have to be a crotchety old man, I'm out of it. I hear. Okay couple things first we're being wildly corrected by the troll room that he is not a liberal He's a libertarian okay so libertarian I don't care beside the point he's moving to Austin to live in a townhouse And what he thinks a townhouse is here in Austin is not the same as what he thinks that it is in New York, first of all. Which generally, in many instances would also be termed in UK a roll house. Yeah well this is multi-family homes

1:23:48 So you get a big block and they're going up everywhere. This is what something called Code Next is about in Austin, no more single... In Austin they're building these row houses? Well it's multi-family homes so there'll be four units in the block and then there's a little courtyard and there's two more blocks so it looks a bit like a townhome because its multiple levels but it's just a hindrance cause you gotta walk a whole shitload of stairs all the time but Townhouses the way he thinks their townhouses now there was something else. He said what else did he say in this clip? That was boomboxes boom boxes is

1:24:26 Allow me to prepare you, Michael for what you're going to witness in the city of Austin. Since the defunding of the police department $100 million dollars The 9-11 system has been removed from the police department We have a 3-1-1 system which is where we can get quicker access to professionals and services If it's anything beyond when is bulky items pick up you're going to be disappointed because we have a very bad culture that is taking, that is enhancing now in Austin. It has been in the news but now its everywhere including where we live

1:25:03 of cars with the hyped up stereos, with the huge sound systems with the bass. And they go and these drivers that go out and it's every night it's all over Austin they're parking their driving there comparing their systems in the base is reverberates for miles And you know I was just as you're describing this they have those in Cali parts of California, right? But we're that's one of the reasons. We're moving but how about this for our exit strategy? Oh another one You produce some tapes

1:25:44 Or CDs in the case of depends on the gear and you go from you find these guys There's a bunch of them as hundreds of them that have these systems and you have them play these things through neighborhoods, which are announcements attention citizens And it would be like It would be like those old members in the movies. You see that car going down with the big bull horns on its roof Yes. And it would be, today there's a sale on at Rayleigh's asparagus is 99 cents a pound! So we're going to become sellers of advertising space in this medium? Is that your idea? No one else is doing it! Okay I'll take into consideration

1:26:31 Alright, let's go to part two of the clip. Oh there is more! He is talking to this woman who is Kristen... I think it's Taze her last name and she's a book writer she has done two or three books The last one is the liberal invasion of red state America where she's discussing with I guess a lot of stats how people like this guy moving from New York solid blue state and moving into the red states and then screwing them up And how people are... I'm sorry, she's real pretty and she lives in... She moved from New York or some place to Texas but she is not living in Austin because she never really tells him anything about Austin. I think she lives in like New Brownfells or Dallas? She looks like a Dallas girl Oh okay that would make sense

1:27:20 And how people are voting, moving from blue states to red states and how that's going to affect things on a national and statewide level. So I really want to give you the floor and talk about whether is this a real concern? And what are the ramifications of it? Well, first of all I'm so happy to hear you're moving to Texas. Welcome to Texas baby! This place is awesome we have not been masking at all for like almost the whole year i mean a couple of the liberal pockets did the whole mask thing for a while in fact Austin was like the one place that had a mask mandate for quite a while

1:27:56 but you're going to be very happy down here. And when I hear that Michael Malice, the person who I perhaps most associate with New York is moving to Texas that tells me that these trends are in full swing because I know you're a lifelong New Yorker... I don't know how to drive! I'm gonna have to learn how to drive. Yeah, you're gonna have to learn how to drive for sure. Noooo! That's what the scooters are for! He doesn't need to drive get on his scooter No, no. He's going to love Austin. Yeah I think not. So let's go to the now, the only thing that I thought was interesting it was kind of not about this but they talked about some situation in New York that nobody's discussing. Wait wait! Hopefully part three is about the homeless who are encamped all throughout Austin despite the mandate being reinstated on May 11th that it seems that nothing has really changed and everyone's camping everywhere It's dirty its rat infested surely she talked about that with him right?

1:29:01 wrong. In the Upper West Side of Manhattan, it's the law that fancy hotels have to take in homeless people I know like the Empire Hotel. Yeah. So these hotels which are like $400 a night mandated to have homeless people inside them. And where people were complaining because the hotel was across the street from an elementary school or maybe high school, let's pretend I'm getting completely wrong Steel Man the argument they were yelling at their parents for not being more understanding of the homeless people who were shrieking at their school children. Yep, you know that was the Empire Hotel which is across the street from an elementary school. Okay, I'm wondering okay yeah it was one of these uh one of the hotels i know there were several that got these contracts but you know what's sick about

1:29:54 it is the hotels actually love that setup because the city of New York and the state pay them more per night to house each of these homeless people than they get on the market. So, the hotels want to have their cake and eat it too! They want to house all these homeless people but they don't want the public to know about it because they don't want the reputation of the hotel to be damaged like you know... Do you really wanna stay at The Empire Hotel knowing like the night before a homeless dude was in bed? No, of course not! So what these hotels are doing is they were trying to fill up all their rooms with these homeless people during COVID because the government would pay them way more than they were getting, you know just from normal patrons and they could fill them to capacity every night. So we taxpayers or you taxpayers because you're in New York, you are funding the bill for these

1:30:43 crazy expensive hotels to be filled up with homeless people and then the hotels would go to great lengths To make sure news media could not cover it Okay, so we covered this. It was happening in San Francisco as well when you get to Austin Michael Please enjoy what your tax dollars are being spent on here, and that is also young lady it's also your tax dollars because the solution that is still being pushed by the leadership in Austin is to buy hotels. Remember our mayor is a former real estate attorney so I'm sure he knows exactly what he's doing...to buy hotels

1:31:23 And these are hotels of like 60, 70 rooms kind of motels and to pay to have people live there. They think it's going to be 400 million. It will take them to 2023 to fully eradicate homelessness from Austin and don't you dare say anything bad about it because you will be ostracized my friend! You do not want to say anything bad about it So enjoy, enjoy. You are jumping from the fat into the fire The only good news about him moving to Austin is he just has to leave Austin into the state of Texas for relief But it's... I'm sorry what? The only thing good thing about living in Austin is all he has to do is leave Austin and enter the state of Texas which I consider to be different for relief

1:32:17 He's not gonna get the scooters there. No, no! There are no scooters he will have to learn how to drive holy crap it is so time to go it is so time to go and I feel kind of bad you know as like I brought Rogan here our producer David Rory's dad from The Gilmore Girls he moved here everyone's moving to Austin we're moving out And your leaving That's right psych It's great here. You got a foot out the door! Yeah, oh I'm sorry there's something i forgot that is for our female producers which it's a throwback to COVID but I need to play this because it is an official statement about

1:33:03 the menstrual cycle being off in near or while taking the vaccines. And the CLIP custodian, Neil he got into the COCA call which is what does the acronym stand for? It's like the COVID advisory call that journalists can get on and they can ask questions and this question specifically came up. Good afternoon I'm Commander Ibad Khan and i'm representing the clinician outreach and communication activity COCA. Oh, Clinician Outreach and Communication Activity, COCA? With the Emergency Risk Communication Branch at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. I would like to welcome you to today's COCA call. What clinicians need to know about Pfizer BioNTech COVID-19 vaccination of adolescents

1:33:54 Coca-Cola. Okay, so they were talking about adolescents but this is where it came up and the answer well we finally have an answer next question is asking specifically about female adolescent patients Is there any data on COVID vaccine and its effects on menstrual periods especially with heavier bleeding? Hi, this is Dr. Woodworth I can answer this question so at this time there haven't been any studies published on changes to a person's menstrual cycle as a result of COVID-19 vaccinations and adolescents or otherwise

1:34:30 The vaccine adverse event reporting system, or bears which is a national vaccine safety system managed by CDC and FDA has received reports of menstrual cycle changes including heavier periods but also earlier later onset and painful menstrual cramps. but it's important to remember that many things can affect a woman or person's menstrual cycle, including stress-related hormones changes in schedule problems with sleep infections changes the diet and exercise etc. So I would encourage folks if they're worried about menstrual cycles or experience any unusual menstrual cycle related side effects after receiving the COVID 19 vaccine um to talk to their health care providers and share their concerns

1:35:11 There you go ladies, we've done no studies. Not interested and yeah if you want to know if the vaccine causes it the answer is there are many things that influence it It could be you! Its your own problems its your anxiety its your birth control Its you! Go talk to your doctor Could be magnetogenetics. With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you the man who put all the C's in the Coca-Cola, ladies and gentlemen Mr John C Dvorak! So before we do that...I am going to do this

1:35:56 Well, I don't know what it is. It's not Paps Blue Ribbon. It's a spin-drift sparkling water with real squeezed grapefruit. Mmm! Yum! Somehow it doesn't work as well as the Paps Blue Ribbon thing but okay if you want to blow the joke... Well in the morning you and Mr. Adam Carey in the morning all should see Paps never gave us any beer It's true. All the ships and sea boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water... And neither did La Croix so what am I gonna do? At least I got free from one of the meetup people. In the morning! In the morning, yeah. Yeah in the morning! Trolls in the troll room... Hi trolls it's time for um uh The troll call yeah this was a new one we came up with troll call Let's count you all let's hands up let's see what we got for this sunday 2015 Do that again that was good

1:36:50 Troll call. You can't quite understand it, but I like it. Troll call yes 2015 that's where we'd like to be we'd like to be over the 2k mark these are people who listening well they're trolls but they're listening live to the show which is and by the way that features come into podcasting 2.0 as well your podcast app will give you a notification when a show is streaming live and you'll just click on it and it will play right there in your podcast app newpodcastapps.com It's all coming And this now, this also has a chat room. We're working on that part too across apps as little more work has to go into it But it's been going for my goodness we've had the troll room at least for at least 12 13 years since the very beginning

1:37:35 And we added the stream to that so even when there's not a live show and there's plenty of them you can listen to the same podcast and troll along with it or just troll each other and do whatever trolls do in their spare time. You may be trolling over on noagendasocial.com, well I do have some news update about No Agenda Social as i talked to Aaron who runs the whole shebang for us about the upload problem you mentioned which he was aware of, and the reason why is we opened up for registrations and we immediately came under a registration attack. Of course! And if you open these things up even with invites it just... people just come in and want to hack into our community

1:38:23 And so that was creating a huge database entries. It has to create a whole table for each new person and remember, you know this ultimately this costs money and it's not even that much about the money I've offered many times to pay him for anything he doesn't want it He sees as a service in a and donation to the show value which of course it is but We're stopping registrations. It's over, it's closed down, it's done with this is the limit you cannot handle we would need to start hiring staff for this no no no no! It's a social media network at NoAgendaSocial.com its federated which means you can follow along with everything from any other Mastodon server You can even start one yourself One of our producers sent me a link I think

1:39:12 It is in the show notes that shows you how to set up your own Mastodon server. It's not it's not the easiest thing in the world, but hey You know freedom has never come really easy But you can follow anyone at noagendasocial.com I'm at Adam, he's at John C. Dvorak and yes while you can't be a part of that early community with the timeline... I don't get the timeline! Believe me your timeline will be just fine learn how to manage it learn how to decentralize it's the only way to go It is the No Agenda OTG way and I look forward to many more

1:39:52 Mastodon instances and servers that we can talk to, point to send people to instead of gitmo.life which is the only ones who've done it so far So that's it We're locked down closed out not gonna happen no more I hate to be the bearer bad news Well as you were given a spiel of complaint A train went in opposite direction carrying boxcars back towards going to China Any shit going to China? Yeah 12 cars So its 10-1 ratio pretty much Yeah, or 11. 11 to 12 to 1 maybe? Yeah. It's going... it's got... it's such a small train that doesn't even have the big engines in front of us. A couple mules and those little bitty guys pulling it out. I don't know what they're doing with all the containers!

1:40:41 We want to thank Darren O'Neill for the episode artwork for Episode 1346. He caught on to my swine flu super T-cell immunity and created a just a piece that we came back to several times, said yeah that's kind of the one which is The Pig Kiss Me I Have Super Immunity well done well executed classic Darren O'Neal tins are red background so he's done his homework well We did ponder for quite a while the correct da record exploding leg. Why did we not wind up... Yeah, the exploding leg! Why did we wind up not choosing that? I can't really remember Oh, I remember why You didn't like it No, no It's always-I hate this, I hate dogs, I hate people, I didn't like it. No Somebody clip that, clip it

1:39:52 Mastodon instances and servers that we can talk to, point to send people to instead of gitmo.life which is the only ones who've done it so far So that's it We're locked down closed out not gonna happen no more I hate to be the bearer bad news Well as you were given a spiel of complaint A train went in opposite direction carrying boxcars back towards going to China Any shit going to China? Yeah 12 cars So its 10-1 ratio pretty much Yeah, or 11. 11 to 12 to 1 maybe? Yeah. It's going... it's got... it's such a small train that doesn't even have the big engines in front of us. A couple mules and those little bitty guys pulling it out. I don't know what they're doing with all the containers!

1:40:41 We want to thank Darren O'Neill for the episode artwork for Episode 1346. He caught on to my swine flu super T-cell immunity and created a just a piece that we came back to several times, said yeah that's kind of the one which is The Pig Kiss Me I Have Super Immunity well done well executed classic Darren O'Neal tins are red background so he's done his homework well We did ponder for quite a while the correct da record exploding leg. Why did we not wind up... Yeah, the exploding leg! Why did we wind up not choosing that? I can't really remember Oh, I remember why You didn't like it No, no It's always-I hate this, I hate dogs, I hate people, I didn't like it. No Somebody clip that, clip it

1:41:36 What he just said. I'll clip it for you, it was because it would only show as a nuclear cloud on the Twitter post No no yeah right what you said now that I remember exactly You said that won't show up right on Twitter because Twitter they kind of cut off Yeah They cut it off and then somehow there's an algorithm makes a decision where its going to cut it off And you determined, and I think probably correctly that it's not whatever part of cuts off is not going to look good. No. Whereas the pig is always gonna look good. Pigs are good-lookers traditionally when it comes to artwork. Yeah now we... So that argument was convincing We love Tom Tennail's Morning Zoo with a goat but we know we're gonna use that It's just this wasn't the show That is our T-shirt logo That is money in the bank for The Pitch

1:42:30 When we pitch it to the networks. Yeah, I mean that was such a beautiful piece and then Parker Pauly did something really Really cool which was the Trump history channel with the golden? Trump hair over the air of it is so good But we looked at it and was too many words You know he had the Trump history channel by itself would have been good but then it is We can't afford to forget relive. The lies were live the hate debuting some it was too much It was just a little too much But it also didn't have that much to do with the show. No, and we did look Darren O'Neill's no agenda in the La Croix water box which was... That was actually a pretty piece it was just evergreen but I consider an evergreen It was very good piece but we don't get anything from those guys so we're not gonna... No now I'm drinking this Spenderiff stuff I will have to review it

1:43:30 Now he said, he gives me this. He's Canadian one of our producers and says... Oh this was sent to you? This is an actual print now tell us again No no! He was at the meetup but he lives in the US but he's Canadian And so he said this what you should be drinking instead of the La Croix grapefruit which I praised And so it says this has got actual grapefruit juice in it One grapefruit per case of this stuff seems so Now I can give it a review. The La Croix grapefruit is quite tasty, people like it but you know its professionally developed This tastes like really sour grapefruit juice that doesn't have much going on It's not good

1:44:18 But it's free and if somebody sends me cases, I'll drink it. No shame here no shame at all We really appreciate Darren for so many reasons He also was the first one to send me the first part of this recording today which for some reason didn't get recorded It's all real time This is why we are Gitmo Nation. We are Legion! We are All One! We are The Producers of the NO Agenda show and if you're using a Podcasting 2.0 app, I suggest Podcast Addict it's a really good one if you're using an on Android by if you plug into your car in your android car or whatever its called you'll see these images rotating in real time on your dashboard wherever it is displayed this is the future of podcasting and tonight The Ambys John

1:45:08 This is the... What's the, Ambys? Is that given out by Ambien? Yes. It's the Ambys are the award show for the newly formed new version of The Podcast Academy and they're going to be streaming this live there is a hope that the Ambys can bring back audiences back to award shows Um, and you're pretty... How's that gonna work? There are articles about this. Can the new podcast academy break the award show curse says the Los Angeles Times I mean what do you see the shit i'm fighting to preserve podcasting This kind of idiocy yeah this is the los angeles times um

1:45:58 So this must gull you. Award ceremonies have failed big lately, can the new podcast academy break the curse? Well no and of course... How's that gonna work is Scarlett Johansson got a podcast she's just gonna be at the event and take off her top is that gonna bring up to numbers That would be the Curry Dvorak consulting group strategy but no No, this is... now the Board of Governors you have to understand. So they have the podcast awards the board of governors who are somehow in charge of this

1:46:34 They have executives from Amazon. The Broadcast Board of Governors from the United States of America? No, the Podcast Academy Board of Governors. Oh! I know this is...I love how what happened podcasting you came up with academies and board of governors which includes heavy hitters from Amazon Spotify iHeartMedia and NPR But also, independence! So you know podcasting you now have indie podcasters. You see we're not podcasters according to these this group of dicks now were indie podcasters excuse me? Excuse me and it's gonna be all virtue signaling

1:47:17 Well, a good job of public relations with the Los Angeles Times and a press release and somebody probably going in there and selling the idea to have a story. Let me just see this... Steve Wilson? Steve Wilson, chief strategy officer at podcasting company Q Code. You see they do... They're doing stories on podcasting like scripted because that they think that they're going to get make movies and TV shows out of it And one of the Podcast Academy's nearly 1,000 members said critical validation is a virtuous circle Uh-huh How many members? One thousand Paul can I ask you a question then Sure! You do the podcast index Yes

1:48:06 There's a number of it and it has the total podcasts out there. How many are there? Three and a half million feeds in total That's three and a half million separate podcasts correct, and they have a thousand Yes. Okay, just wanted to get perspective. Continue. Well the... okay The Academy hired a diversity equity and inclusion consultant before it even settled on a logo at the urging of a founding group of board governors including independent podcast consultant Rekha Murthy whoever that is Who? Rekha Murphy R-E-K-H-A Murthy M-U-R-T-H-Y

1:48:49 Murphy? Yeah, I've never heard of this person. Well... Somebody did. But Murphy who was the consultant that was not us said the Academy is really it was really intentional from the beginning to ensure a diversity of background and professional expertise for the makeup of the board you see that's what we're not in two old white guys not wanted here It's... the whole thing is sad. It's sad! There's no reason for an award show, I mean back in the day when there was 25 people and 3,000 podcasts yeah it was fun to do that at the end of the podcast expo but come on this makes no sense it's so subjective what's good? What a good podcast? What category? What country? No no no no anyway

1:49:40 Podcasting 2.0, support us everybody try a new app, NewPodcastApps.com All right now let us thank... Jeez! What? Well, it's depressing. A little bit but... It's like a bunch of you know it's a bunch of hangers-on and Johnny come latelies and wannabes and phonies and people that can't get on NPR with the regular material but they could do a podcast well yeah it's just it's not yeah all right let me just Since you asked the number, I just want to give you some statistics and you tell me what's really going on here because it's a big bubble of poop. So if we look at the... And we... The podcast index has the most podcasts of any index anywhere in the past 60 days 600 thousand of those podcasts have updated

1:50:38 That's a lot less than the 3.7 million that are listed of which many are just dead Yeah, so there was a lot of dead pockets if there's a so-called 1 billion dollar market marketplace How does that work out? I'll just tell you right now There's probably 1000 shows they might be on the board of governors who are making all the money Everyone else is getting nothing. This is a phony market, there's no adver- you cannot monetize the network it does not work You'll always have a few... of course NPR gets radio ad buys Of course for their podcasts! Of course your gonna get lumped in with radio buys Nothing has changed! Nothing! This is NOT A MARKET

1:51:25 Value for value is the way to go and we have shown the way for you. We have shown the way for you, well probably 12 years and yet there's the Board of Governors trying to make podcasting and advertising work in doing award shows that no one will care about. Destruction of capital is what I call it just a destruction of capital Anyway, the value for value model works much better because you don't need to care about downloads or listens or anything of the ilk. All you need to do is have some people out there who support you and they will support you... And you also don't have to care about the demos? The demos… There's no meetings it's a big bonus – No Meetings!

1:52:11 All you have to care about is if you can pay the rent. That's it and It works we've proven it now You will not be on the board of governors, but you might be able to eat And the following people are gonna be a producer executive producer. You can be a knight Yes, a lot of things better than the Board of Governors Exactly I would say a Knight status is a bit above Board of Governors In fact tonight don't they work at the behest of the night? I would think. Let us thank some of these fine executive producers and associate executive producers who were sponsored episode, and i say sponsored as in they actually made it happen like a charity to a degree Thank you so much They have done that with their... First of all I want to thank them we had two couple donations coming from the over $50 coming from the meetup Tell me about the meet up? I want to hear how was

1:53:10 It was great. It was about 30 people, I'm guessing and it was a different crowd because i haven't been to a meetup since the Oakland one way before COVID and its like a different group! And then I talked to Eric about this. Did Eric go with you? No he was busy here doing some work He wanted too but neither of them did So, Eric says the same thing. He says he's been to some meetups up north and a lot of it has to do with the Roganites. Ah yeah that makes sense! He says the vibe... he can't describe it either but he says the vibe is different and I think that's true But is that good or bad?

1:54:00 It's a slightly less nerdy group. Good, that's good. The women are pretty! There wasn't one woman that wasn't a knockout And that's the report! Great report That's the report so you need to know So everybody all you guys flocked to these meetups How about but were there good-looking guys any good looking guys there? I mean... The guys are all good looking it was a good looking group The spot the spook thing was a problem though They had a little contest the night that held the thing to spot the spook. Nobody could spot this book, there were three candidates in where I saw it including him that could have all been spooked so i gave up on that idea you can't spot the spook of these meetups anymore because of this change and they seem more party oriented All of them have been to more than one meetup to keep going How about this? It's clubby!

1:54:57 Now you're talking. It's just a bag of spooks showing up. There is a distinct possibility that they are all being... If they are good looking By the way, the woman who wrote the poem that you read was there Oh really? Spook She could be a spook, but she says she works at Cal. But she could be a spook. I mean you don't know if she works at Cal! I mean Cal is the Spook School. Spook school mm-hmm well welcome now are they donating? Who cares? No they're not donating like the old group. Oh darn it so we got $100 from Baronet of Knob Hill Pete Boyle and then also $100 from Lai Chow in Daly City thank you for your courage but

1:55:38 The Baronet's had his donation was four ounces of Canadian silver coins. Oh very pretty coins. Oh nice pretty monetize the regular executive producer monetized the coins monetize coins Yeah, put them on the books. Put them on the books. Yeah. Yeah So we got Gene Morphis the knight of Neurogenesis in Bellingham Massachusetts nuts. Yeah I have his note here This is a funny note this is a handwritten note for 345 it's not No well he has some handwritten stuff on its a type note but yes, I'm handwritten Oh that's Eric's hand written stuff. I'm sorry

1:56:25 Dear alert the affiliates put the kibosh on it is how he opens please find the enclosed remuneration for value received I'm pausing my relentless March to a barony to attribute this value toward my son Blake's knighthood Blake hit me in the mouth a few years ago and I've been a steady listener since. Blake and his charming and talented fiancé Kim will be wed on May 22nd! Please give them karma for a long, happy loving marriage." This is Knight of Neurogenesis Gene Morphous now so does that mean we put him on the donation or is it just the attribution for his knighthood? It's just the attribution for his knighthood he doesn't specifically say that okay good

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2:14:24 Okay, yeah. I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting for you to do something I'm tired of carrying the show man come on there we go step it up all right So let's do this now We didn't do this when it first showed out But we're gonna do it now okay the CIA has decided to come out with some Some videos and they've got a new YouTube channel Yes, this is their recruitment videos. And they've come out with a bunch of videos to get people to join the CIA and so...and they're all...and it's called The Woke Videos because they're extremely woke! Now we did play one of them We played a piece of the uh I think didn't we play a piece of The Millennial who had psychological issues and was... This is the...we got the whole thing this time Okay alright excellent now we do but I have it mixed in with people's reactions to it

2:15:23 And so I got Crystal Ball and everybody reacted to it. Tucker Carlson, the thing is the only person that was actually quite funny reacting to it Is this podcaster or video podcaster named Shoe on Head Now I'm sure people in the troll room know who she is And she's a cynical little complainer who is very funny in my opinion, but she's like a younger millennial. And I wanted her to introduce the woke video with her CIA intro shoe on head. I woke up the other day to hundreds and hundreds of tweets emails messages telling me about this new woke CIA

2:16:13 CIA ad and I watched it, and it was bad. Not only do they have one ad They have an entire YouTube channel That's right The CIA has a YouTube channel better yet It is monetized the f***ing CIA can monetize their Channel but God forbid any of us talk about politics Hey you watch this stuff? I love it Oh god Here is the video. This is the whole thing this is one night now I don't know why it's 119 I suspect has been edited down 119 is not a normal length for anything no, so it's purely for YouTube then I guess

2:16:54 I don't know, but this is the CIA's video Latinx. When i was 17, I quoted Zora Neale Hurston's How It Feels to be Colored Me in my college application essay The line that spoke to me stated simply... At 17, I had no idea what life would bring. But Sora's sentiment articulated so beautifully how I felt as a daughter of immigrants then and now. Nothing about me was or is tragic. I am perfectly made. I can wax eloquent on complex legal issues in English while also belting guayaquil de mis amores in Spanish. I can change a diaper with one hand and console a crying toddler with the other

2:17:41 I'm a woman of color. I am a mom, I am a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder. Wow! I am intersectional but my existence is not a box checking exercise My parents left everything they knew and loved to expose me to opportunities they never had Because of them, I stand here today a proud first-generation Latina and officer at CIA. I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you whoever you are know your worth command your space Okay, okay? I don't know why the CAs doing this but we have shoe on ahead

2:18:26 Commentary just a short piece here from From her cis gender. I just thought this was a good six seconds Why did they throw? Cisgender in there are most people working at the CIA trans I'm not quite sure why most people working at the CIA Trans. I'm not sure which one is worse the CIA video or the show on head Oh, no shoe on head she's the best you want so let's go to crystal ball She's more mainstream um she uses every single buzzword in the book and

2:19:01 you know if the CIA is weaponizing this language so that you focus on the surface level rather than saying like oh, You're the daughter of immigrants from Latin America. Why don't we talk about what the CIA's role in Latin America has been? Let's dig into that! So yeah I mean they clearly have recognized that this is a really great way to pretend like you're progressive, pretend like you're a moral actor. All you have to do is say the right words in the lexicon and get a pass for all of the horror that you have wrought throughout the world and continue to do by the way just if you use the right words here so yeah it's one of the most cynical and disturbing things I've honestly ever seen

2:19:55 And there you have it. Your comments? My comment is this is all so stupid, the videos and the commentary It's like the CIA put out just so people would be preoccupied with talking about it I failed to see, I mean... Well i'm sorry I brought it up. No no no you're misunderstanding me! I don't understand why Crystal Ball and Tucker Carlson everyone's all bent out of shape and it's the conversation of the day oh my good like nothing else is going on like that's what we gotta be worried about It's obvious they need to recruit these people because they need to infiltrate the same kind of people

2:20:38 Hello! This is your new person that needs to be honey-trapped and you know, she's saying it right up front I'm cisgender so when i come to honey trap you know what I'm into. She's not a honey trap type... You've seen her. She's for one thing she's heavy. That's subjective. She's got a t-shirt on that has got a fist on it and an ankle An ink a version of an ink well this must this must be the entire coven

2:21:20 Well that's what I was thinking. The coven of leadership at CIA? I think they're dead sincere, I don't believe any of your assertions. I think they're dead sincere they're trying to get more women of color and other women and cisgender or not trans neurotic it doesn't make any difference we gotta load up And go from there. With the right kind of person, with the right kind of thinker Well isn't that perfect? The CIA will implode! It's gonna collapse on itself This is not going to work These are not going to be good spies Well she's a desk worker you can tell but No they're not gonna be good spies But they're gonna be woke spies Yeah

2:22:12 I take this very seriously. And there's not the only one, there are a bunch of these and there is one with this black guy with a B-I-G A Black in Government Club that is part of the agency and a bunch of these things. The B-I-Gs! Look at the B-I-Gs You and Moshe talk about that. I want to be white...a W-I-B A wig We got the bigs and the wigs Geez Well, I mean...I don't know. Yeah to me this was an outrage about a week ago and everyone was jumping up and down about it It just seems like it's just there! Is it any different than the stupid FBI who were sexting each other? Is it any different from any of these jimokes? To me its'a good thing Let everybody see what kind of shit is going on in our government Well that's what you're seeing Yeah What else do you got for them

2:23:10 Oh, I got something. It's an interesting clip this is a good example i don't know what they've got but the Chinese are trying to pull here because they're not going to get a lot of support you know they essentially own their own all the billionaires and here's the latest with Jimmy Lai that one independent thinker that still in Hong Kong they've arrested him again and where he's already in jail. Are we off CIA now? I'm sorry, are we off... That's all i got for CIA. Oh okay alright. I just thought-I'd like to know what intersectional means for the CIA but

2:23:48 It's not important. Hong Kong report with Jimmy Lai. In Hong Kong, authorities used a national security law to seize more than 60 million dollars in assets belonging to Jimmy Lai the billionaire backer of Next Media, a frequent China critic and peers Emily Feng has more. Lai is facing three charges under the national security law, a law implemented by Beijing to block most dissent in Hong Kong Using that law, police seized Lye's shares in Next Media and his holdings in three other companies. If Lye is found guilty he faces a maximum sentence of life in prison. Lye is already serving a 14-month jail sentence for participating in two 2019 protests against the government. Yeah not sure what they're gonna do with him

2:24:36 Lock him up and throw away the key. News publisher. He's a Hong Konger, he thought he had some... Maybe international people help me? No it's not gonna happen Another news item that we didn't talk too much about I didn't want to is this situation with Liz Cheney I have two clips. Okay, why did you decide from going not wanting to talking about her to two clips? Are you gonna question every clip I come up with no I'm curious You said it you said I didn't want to bring I didn't and now I was because I feel we did something We should probably discuss okay And there seems to be some phony baloney Republican rebellion Because of the 100 Republicans this is new

2:25:24 And so there are 100 Republicans in all the news media, it's all over. There are 100 Republicans! None of them are acting Republicans they're just ex-Republicans. So no one is in Congress? They're just Republicans? They're just a bunch of Republicans. Maybe Liz Cheney would be in this group. A brave group though very brave to go against... The 100, that's only going to come with 100 Republicans that think the party's going down the tubes It's a cult and all they like is Trump Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney because the mainstream media is just Liz Cheney crazy. Yeah they love Liz Cheney as long as they can... I've tried to point this out in the newsletter over and over again they always hated her yeah but until she became a useful tool to say Trump on television now they love her that's why it gives them the opportunity to say Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump ratings give me some ratings Trump Trump Trump

2:26:19 100 Republicans. Play this clip and then I'll play the counter-clip. Other Republicans looking to loosen that grip or to create something new Earlier this week, more than a hundred Republicans signed on to that idea In a Washington Post opinion piece five former Republican leaders described the effort saying quote if we cannot save the Republican Party from itself We will help save America from extremist elements in the Republican Party Here to tell us more about it is one of the authors, former New Jersey Governor Christine Todd Whitman. Governor Whitman thank you so much for joining us. It's a pleasure to be with you So first your reaction to the whole situation with Congresswoman Cheney and her being ousted and then replaced by a Trump loyalist? What's your take on all that

2:27:03 Well, I mean it was sort of the final straw that made it very hard for anybody to think that the party the Republican Party was about anything other than loyalty to Donald Trump. Because if you look at Liz Cheney's voting record in the House she was extremely loyal she voted 80-90% percent of the time with the Trump administration whereas Elise Stefanik was about 50-60% of the time so by replacing Liz Cheney With Elise Stefanik, they were saying very clearly nothing matters. It's not policy it's not principle It's are you loyal to this man? Because if you dared across him then you're out and so that's not a party That's that's a cult Really is that the definition of a cult or ever regime

2:27:53 Well, somebody has to lead the party and usually the president whoever the President was whether it's in or out. Mm-hmm is the guy is these the titular? Guy runs the party I mean It's not a new thing that they have the president that was elected Voted in and was nominated run the party It's not as big shocker but it seems to be two people like Whitman and some of these other I don't know, conservative... not conservative. I'm sorry liberal Republicans and it And to be defending Liz Cheney, especially from her. Liz Cheney just voted very conservative all the time it doesn't mean she was supporting Trump. So this is nonsense Do you think this is purely a media play? Just as I said have Trump in there and they get anyone who's media horny just to jump in and be apart of it or do you think that there's some concerted effort That has to be an angle but This Liz Cheney thing is getting on my nerves

2:28:55 So I'm gonna go back to July 2020 and this is the thing that people always forget. Now, this is going to be Glenn Greenwald unfortunately that means it's Glenn Greenwald. He basically can't stop talking. Yeah he's long so you can't stop writing, can't stop talking but we do like him! We've always liked him In fact in his last sub stack...he's doing this now on substack He writes a long sub stack with a reasonably good complaint and then puts a video of himself, because you can do that now into the sub stack where he talks for a good half hour. About what he just wrote? What yes. You're getting your money's worth with Glenn though aren't ya? A multimedia experience! A multimedia Greenwald experience nice

2:29:47 So lest we forget when this one Greenwald is still at the intercept The reason I'm playing this clip less We forget what this is really all about and when we listen to these these warmongering Republicans listened to the Glenn Greenwald discussion of of the four amendments that tried to get they tried to put into them a military procure up the big bill the 760 billion dollar bill for the military, the budget. The big military budget there are four amendments that they tried to get in and that Trump tried to get in two of them were kind of for pulling back into going forward and here's Greenwalds analysis. The Trump White House like the Obama White House and even the Bush-Cheney White House before it had

2:30:35 has a plan to pull back the number of troops, to reduce the number of troops. Not to eliminate entirely but to reduce it from 35,000 to roughly 25,000 and the Second Amendment was one that was designed to block the Trump administration from doing that for 180 days effectively to impede the ability of the Trump White House even just to reduce the troop presence in Germany let alone eliminate it. The third Amendment was one that would limit the Trump administration's ability to continue to work with its Saudi allies to bomb Yemen by requiring a series of reports to Congress and placing limits on the funding that Congress authorizes for that bombing campaign.

2:31:20 The Fourth Amendment was one which would require a whole series of reports and explanations and rationale as to why the Trump administration wants to withdraw from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty that was signed in the 1980's under Ronald Reagan with the Soviet Union, that Trump has announced he wants to withdraw from. So in two of these cases Yemen and the INF Treaty, it was an attempt to impede Trump from being more militaristic. And in the other two cases Afghanistan and Germany there was an attempt to impede Trump from taking a more anti-war or anti imperialist position by withdrawing troops from Afghanistan and Germany. In all four cases all four of those amendments

2:32:08 The pro-war, pro-imperialist position prevailed. The anti-war, anti-imperialist position was defeated and not only were they—was it defeated? But it was done by an overwhelming majority, a bipartisan consensus typically with blue state Democrats working hand in hand with the member of Congress from the Republican Party who has become the leader of Republican pro-war hawkishness, Liz Cheney. Who despite having a father who was part and parcel of one of the most disgraced US presidencies in history, whose father was responsible for the worst and most morally atrocious foreign policy disaster of at least the last generation which was the invasion of Iraq and the creation of torture regimes continues to exert incredible sway on U.S. foreign policy even though she's a member of the minority party in the House of Representatives using this same ideology—the discredited disgraced ideology from the war on terror

2:33:08 propagated for years by her father because she finds so many allies. I'm glad you brought this up, do you have something else to say about her? No it's just that i think he makes the point and its interesting that is the Democrats who are the current warmongers and Liz Cheney so they love her This is why I like so much that you brought this up. Because there is no difference between the Republicans and the Democrats, they are all captured by the same entities, by the same money and this was a perfect example of Glenn Greenwald explaining how the Democrats are warmongers, of course the Republicans are warmongers now let's look at the other side of the coin Black Lives Matter had a number

2:34:01 obvious initiatives, things they are calling for which legislation has to be written to dramatically change and make the country more equitable. And a few other things so I have here a list of one two three four five seven seven bills or I should say seven initiatives because for each one there's both a House bill and the Senate bill so it's not just some its coordinators, not just some bull crap thing that is being thrown up. And they are all every single one of these bills is being run by a Republican

2:34:40 We have defunding the police. Yes, we have HB 1900 and SB 23 both put in by Republicans. Bail reform...we have Murray with HB 20, Huffman with SB 21 Election integrity? We have two Republicans, HB 6, SB 7 COVID business liability protections? Ooh that one died! Gee I wonder why Then we have ERCOT reform in Texas Republicans? Sure, ERCOT. You know that's our energy system yeah we want to reform that we got to turn that into a national grid stupid Texans and winterization of general facilities they're all the same it doesn't matter if its Republican or Democrat the whole system has truly been jacked I don't know if there's any honest person left but now this is in Texas yes

2:35:35 Who is the Republican that is for defunding the police, that's sponsoring the bill? Oh hold on a second. Let me just bring that back up... Here we go For defunding the police you said? Yeah HB 1900 is Goldman and SB 23 is Huffman Goldman? Mm-hmm What part of Texas is he from? I don't know You're asking me questions I was not prepared to answer That's too granular But that's, isn't that just the point? Is that you know this whole red-blue right left conservative liberal. We're all being fools! There is absolutely no difference between the two No difference Well I think there's a lot of difference between these warring factions so

2:36:38 In what way? Not everybody would sign on to that. If some guy says he's a Republican and he's for defunding the police, it doesn't sound like he's a Republican. Well I... in fact when you listen to Whitmer, the ex-New Jersey governor from 20 years ago she's going on and on. I'm thinking why don't you just become a Democrat! I've switched parties. I was a Democrat most of my life then it became a Republican then I became an Independent claiming as a Libertarian then I became non affiliated It's not that hard to do Yeah, I don't... Again this has nothing to do with the...I just say my point is of course there's differences but in general the money talks. Isn't that how it always run? Well look yes but... The money talks! I just don't see any other...well let's talk about something else here because we have some good feedback from producers and thats what happening in Israel and first thing I need to say

2:37:39 that the New York Times reported that Israel leaked false information to two Washington Post reporters who are, let's see it says with Israeli and State Department connections. Wow! So the Washington Post has reporters with Israeli and State Department connections. That is a shocker Yeah this is the New York Times writing it too saying that they put out false info, which was one of the three pieces of information we had from the previous show. Which was from military contacts saying oh they're rolling tanks in and they've got special forces on the ground turned out to be completely bullcrap not true and now it turns out that might have been information that was leaked to Washington Post reporters with Israeli State Department connections to lure Hamas underground

2:38:38 before their bombing, before Israel bombed. So that just shows you the level of real true disinformation that's going on and it's not what you're hearing on a podcast but from our producer who lives in Israel he has a very different take He says everything that happened in Israel in the last two weeks was driven by the following Hamas used activists in the West Bank to ignite riots is in Jerusalem in the last two weeks and the reason for this Next Saturday there was supposed to be an election in the Palestinian territories. Now we hadn't heard about that, now had we? I didn't know this was taking place It's actually the first one since 2005 which is supposed to be for four years unsurprisingly Abbas who is the president of the northern half of the Palestinian state he lost in 2005 but since his people had the advantage of already ruling the West Bank he retained power there

2:39:36 while his people in Gaza, which is the southern half of the state were thrown off the roofs by Hamas who won that election. So they announced late April that it's been postponed indefinitely. Hamas is pissed at the election being postponed for the 50th time in a decade and a half so they're building up a war to drive Palestinians and Israeli Arabs to the streets to attack Abbas and Israel and crowned the terrorist organization as their official leader And he has a lot more that I've expanded in the show notes. That to me sounds... now we're cooking with gas! When there's another thing he says in this note, which I want to read because we both kind of agreed or at least I did thought this might be the case

2:40:18 He says, first of all your favorite theory about Netanyahu being behind the fighting can't be further away from the truth. During the last 12 years since he was re-assumed to PM's office, he proved to be a very big coward who never starts wars for personal gains not even when everyone asks him to do it! Sorry to spoil the plot but I was so i was watching Netanyahu on this morning on It was the one with the CBS show Face The Nation. And he was going on about the bombing of the building that had the AP in it, which I thought was somewhat funny and which i put into picture in a newsletter that thing getting hit and he just felt that the news media was...and this guy also feels the same way. He says

2:41:14 These guys that are feeding us information is the Israeli M5Ms just as bad as our news media. Yeah, of course We're just not getting anything accurate from anyone so I mean they are feats on the ground reports are nice but You know, they're not journalists. They just tell us what's going on which tends to be better than when the journalist don't give us anything! I have another one which is more generalized from one of our producers but i think it's probably just as valid The free world depends upon a strong America The bad guys smell weakness He's also in Israel, by the way. The Biden administration is signaling weakness and emboldening all the players including Iran their proxies including Islamic Jihad and Hamas the Palestinian Authority China and Russia everybody's trying to get a piece of the Middle East under Trump we had four years of relative calm now I have to get a gun to feel safe walking into Jerusalem

2:42:05 I know you watch Sky News in Australia. Australians are scared to death of a weak USA, they're up against China alone." It's true! I know that you get it having lived outside the USA for years most Americans don't realize how much the rest of world relies on a free and strong USA for safety and security in their countries. I think that's true too Yeah, that is an argument that's made constantly and you get somebody like... That's why you didn't want to elect Biden. Yes! And here we go! We're off to the races right on time but true about Australia man they are fighting the Delta. They're the ones going after Biden

2:42:47 Who the Australians? I mean all my clips, the anti-Biden clips don't come from the United States. Well let's play them! Let's do some anti Biden stuff i'm in. I played one of the last show which was the one with Alex whatever is Alan Jones Oh I see what you're saying yeah of course that all the good shit about Biden only comes from Alan Jones he single handedly is our Australian news source That's about all I get from people. Oh, you gotta watch this guy! Here is a clip about the AP building bombing This is Israel-level's AP building. Israel demolished a building in Gaza that housed The Associated Press and Al Jazeera Israel claimed Palestinian militants also used the building The AP said in a statement it was shocked and horrified by the attack And President Biden has since spoken with both Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas

2:43:37 NPR's Daniel Estrin is in Jerusalem and is with us now with the latest. Daniel, welcome thank you for joining us Thank you Michelle for having me First if you would tell us more about what happened to the AP in Al Jazeera building This is a 12-story building in Gaza City. AP says it has been there for a decade and half They have covered three previous Gaza Israel wars from there And today, the owner of the building got a call from the Israeli military saying evacuate now. We're going to target so AP staffer said they ran down 11 flights of stairs and watched from afar and Al Jazeera filmed The building owner pleading with an Israeli official on the phone saying give us just a few more minutes to get more cameras out of the building. And then an hour after the warning came three missiles landed on the high rise there was

2:44:27 ball of fire and the building collapsed completely. Now Israel says Hamas used this building as well for a research and development center, Israel did not provide proof I, before joining NPR was a correspondent with the Associated Press and i know the staff in Gaza very well. And one of their correspondents is Feras Akram just yesterday his family's farmhouse in Gaza was hit in an Israeli bombing and he wrote a piece saying that the AP office was the only place in Gaza where you felt somewhat safe. Hmm. I smell Pulitzer! So the Hamas probably did have an office and there are a bunch of guys, obviously the AP doesn't need 12 stories of reporters. There's going to be books about this event from these AP reporters, there is going to be interviews, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism for the attack on the press. Yeah. What are their offices doing? There must be spook outfit! What the hell do they have twelve floors of AP news therefore?!

2:45:36 and Al Jazeera. There's a third group in there too, yeah it sounds very spooky meanwhile you go to Democracy Now! You get this kind of report this is just... And you have to remember Democracy Now! is very pro-Palestinian yes So the reporting goes like this. Violence is also spreading across Israel with Jewish mobs attacking Palestinians and mixed Jewish and Arab communities. Extremist Israeli settlers were filmed attacking Palestinian-owned shops in a Tel Aviv suburb, another harrowing video shows ultra nationalist Israelis dragging a man they believe to be an Arab from his car and beating him mercilessly some settlers were filmed on live television chanting death to Arabs

2:46:17 Israeli media compared the violence to lynchings. Ooh, nice! So how does Amy stay on the air with this anti-Semitic trope? She's anti Israel not anti Semitic It's the same thing in America if you're for Israel then you might as well be an anti-semite just ask The Squad Well, the thing is she'll have all these both Israeli and American Jews on bitching and moaning about Israel. So it's kind of a thing that you do. She gets away with it!

2:46:58 And she, you know the Palestinian play is a Palestinian. You gotta remember as a checklist item for the liberals and why and why? What what do tell me I bet I've been watching these guys argue with each other since I was a kid at Cal and they have these Israelis in Palestinians At the in front of the ASUC building and a big crowd around him and two guys are yelling at each other and this has been going on since back in the day it's always been going on Right, but the way the squad and the extreme liberal left politicians in the United States speak But also no this is this isn't Europe too. It's always about the imperialist What does he other word? Colonial state of Israel yeah And I think that's code for something you know it's its code for I'm a I'm a Communist

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2:59:25 Massachusetts. That is funny. Massachusetts. Massachusetts, all right yeah I like it that's funny welcome welcome Randy hmm Massachusetts is better I mean I have to you heard this one follow all the rules all the time no exceptions kind of like that there's also burn in hell! Burn In Hell! Can we use that one before? Maybe. I don't know, it was a new one. That's from a new show? Wow! No no no... Someone sent it to me so it may be an old ISO. So it is very possible Well I think the two candidates are clearly... Welcome Randy! No not welcome Randy what was the other one

3:00:20 Massachusetts. Follow all the rules, all the time no exceptions. That's too long normally but I like it so much i think we should use it okay I'm gonna see if I can pump it up a little bit give more volume yeah it's kind of muddy yeah that should have probably worked on that before okay alright let's see I do have I think there's two things, three things actually before we split this popsicle joint. I want to just make everyone aware that this is going on it's being discredited as a bunch of nut jobs and crazies but it just is so irritating it just won't go away Trump big lie is also fueling efforts to restrict voting access in Republican controlled state legislatures across the country

3:01:10 including Florida and Texas this week. And a hand recount of 2.1 million ballots in Maricopa County, Arizona. There's accusations that 40,000 ballots were flown in- To Arizona? Into Arizona and it was stuffed into the box okay and it came from the southeast part of the world Asia okay and what they're doing is to find out if there's bamboo in the paper So this is the... Oh brother. I know, but it's not going away and people are very upset about this recount and what they're looking at Will it become anything? I don't know but its irritating to a lot of people and the cyber ninjas whoever they're called. I like that bramble in the paper

3:01:59 Bamboo, I think it's bamboo in the paper. Oh bamboo yeah bamboo in the paper Yeah so they're now checking to see if the paper stock was different and we had a lot of reports of weirdness going on So when I'm most What I'm hoping is that we figure out at least next time we vote in what? A year and half Maybe, maybe it'll be fair. You know we keep seeing these idiots being re-elected, re-elected at a certain point does that mean our country is just full of morons? Possible or is there something else going on I mean this isn't... It's incredible! Isn't anyone pissed off with these people in California or New York just keep re-electing them you'd think so but if you ask around no

3:02:46 That's the irony to it. You think so because you're like, this guy is a moron! This guy is an idiot! This guy is a stooge! He's a dupe! He's a doofus! Oh yeah I voted for him but don't you think he's a stooge and a doofus? Well...he's better than the Republican! At least he's not a Republican! Yeah so you're right Morons! This story is also not going away. Some of the latest cases were in Europe. One recent case involved a military officer and his son. Intelligence officials have not determined if the incidents are attacks, some claim Russia is to blame. Oh Russia! Not China I love a good kicker now it's China Cuba but no some official sources say according to people familiar with the matter and the president's thinking believe it's Russia but nothing as quite as

3:04:01 I was gonna say, nothing's as quick as that. I have two and a half clips No it's going to give you my last half clip Your last half clip? Yeah yeah and then... You said two-and-a-half clips? I got my last half clip and then we'll wind up finish up with yours It's a half clip because it is only 26 seconds. Next, the first brand of coffee made without beans is set to go on sale this year So its being labeled or brewed in a lab by scientists A startup called Atomo Coffee insists that coffee will taste like the real thing but instead of beans Its made with sunflower seeds and watermelon seeds Then it goes through special chemical process Now it does have caffeine The company is targeting environmentally conscious consumers who want coffee thats not linked to deforestation

3:04:46 Beautiful! Yummm. I can't wait to try it. How is coffee linked to deforestation all of a sudden? Oh man, this is all about the... This is all the Green New Deal climate change great reset shut up But but but but but but coffees beans a plant you pick the beans off of it Yeah The plant stays there You're not tearing it out It's not fair trade man There's a lot of fair trade coffee They're trying to put the little guy out of business what they're trying to do. Yes, this is big coffee at work Ooh, ooh Big caffeine. Oh I like it. Yeah Starbucks. I blame them. There's something that has something new with it All right. So here's my only I have one guys take it back. I don't have two and a half clips I have one clip and two half clips all right

3:05:40 Because you set the standard for 21 seconds. Neither one of my half clips are... One's 21, but we got to remember that Trump was going to do this and he was gonna do that after he got out of office He never set up a network, a TV network because no, he never said he was gonna do that. He may have joked around about it But mainstream media is always gonna do this, its gonna do that because of Fox With the Mercer's! The Mercer's are gonna fund it Yeah, the Mercer's. He's gonna buy one American News! And then Shelly Adelson would be the other one. Mm-hmm. It's got plenty of money. Shelley could do it

3:06:18 got more money than the Murdoch's. But now he became a blogger and not only is he a blogger but according to MSNBC if you listen this Mel B Chai whatever this guy's name is, uh he goes on and on they ridiculed the president for his blog and they claim it's live journal! They didn't need to pretend or lie that they were going to create an app, or a tech platform. If they put millions into it that would have been an interesting thing What does it tell you? That he is going straight blogspot Straight live journal Uh...straight back to 95 baby Oh my god! Oh! Straight back to 95 baby Back to 95 baby

3:07:06 Well, the reality is he couldn't put it together. He didn't have the access to the kind of engineers and venture capital quite frankly perhaps his friend Peter Thiel refused to help him out in that regard you could easily have helped him out in terms of putting that together but he couldn't put it together. You know was really what this shows you is how much Donald Trump needed a platform on Twitter how much of the conservative movement needs access to Facebook to really push their message Without Twitter, as Franklin Foer the writer for The Atlantic said Donald Trump started out as Zess of the Lion and he ended up as President United States. That was entirely a result of Twitter It is something that he learned quite frankly when he did the birther conspiracy And it was able to use twitter To move that conspiracy theory and get the media to cover it Now nobody covers almost anything he has to say And then we'll basically be true of this blog they're putting out

3:08:00 is just going to be another blog on the internet, uncovered by everybody except for a few people on the right-wing media. It's really very sad and pathetic but that's kind of where Trump has ended up he just ended up as just another blogger on the internet not the most powerful man in what was once the most powerful part of United States Wow! That's the best they got? Just a blogger You know... Poor guy They should have... The way the report should have ended was like hello 1995, like really? Like what's next for him a podcast?! Well they're not doing that yet. Yeah not yet, oh my god! Actually so I will but if you look at the from the desktop of Donald Trump it's an alert mechanism that's really it's not such a dumb idea

3:08:52 Yeah, he's got like a bad signal. So when he posts something new you get a text message, an email... I think it's not that bad! The emails are worth money. Email addresses. You can collect millions of them So I got two half clips left and one of them is just a 15 second climate wars. This is Amy's, you know they have to put something in every show about this and there's nothing there's no news here this not a news announcement nothing it's just that comment in the middle of the show A new report from the Environmental Protection Agency shows the U.S is facing unprecedented challenges from the climate catastrophe, including bigger and longer wildfire seasons more frequent heat waves and warmer waters with increasing flooding. Now a climate catastrophe? That's not what we agreed on Amy! It was supposed to be Climate Emergency

3:09:56 crisis. You can't keep these people in check! There's a climate cata... okay, now the last one here is I have the two clips about the cicadas and it'll report on what they're gonna do and when they're gonna do it well they should have emerged by now especially because of global warming there were coming out early and earlier and earlier but where are they so they haven't come up but they've been allotting time on NPR I think Now I only have the first few seconds of this because that's all you need to get a clue about how this report is going.

3:10:31 So they got like 10 minutes of, but there's nothing going on with the cicadas. We can't eat them because they're not emerging and so this is the kind of reporting we're now getting. Robert Smith! Stacey! How's it going? What are you doing? I am listening for the cicadas. We're here in Prospect Park Yes And they're supposed to emerge at some point after 17 years with a distinctive sound And I can't hear him yet. Yeah, I can't hear them either. I've been kind of waiting for the cicadas too... ...I think we might be slightly too far north. Brother! It's like the Groundhog Day coverage. This is your NPR? That's right. Hey send up some money get a tote bag and that kind of programming or Think about what kind of value you got from the past three hours here on this show

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