"Hunker Down"

00:00 Adam, it's a terrible storm here and the ducks...the ducks are flying. And they're just a flank away from the storm that is bad sign Adam. The water is rising. It's rising into my west! Adam Curry John C Devorah It is Sunday August 28th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 334 This Is No Agenda Tracking the tracking of Irene from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in the People's Republic of Southern California. In The Morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry And from the northern encampment, I'm John C. DuVoix.

00:55 Who are charged up ready to go once again as a government loves them in the chat room with no agenda stream calm? No, agenda chat.net is the show has always performed live Sunday mornings Thursday mornings and you are up in upstate Washington Upstate their Port Angeles northern encampment that way you call it right well when did you get up there I After a couple days ago, okay? Well, I mean I got up here a couple of days ago. Yeah, that's what I mean so have you been following the news yeah There's not much going on except this Hurricane this thing has me baffled it really does it has me absolutely baffled there's only one thing I can think that this whole farce is about because it is a farce obviously and

01:46 This is like a test of the Council of Governors. That's the executive order that President Obama enacted in January 2010 for all kinds of disasters and it coincides so nicely with another earthquake in Albany and, of course, they drill for massive human migration towards West Virginia but it certainly wasn't like really really horrible devastating storm-the one that was promised Well, I know they had people bailing out and then...I thought that the whole thing was just a it's just kind of talking point regarding global warming. Well you know interesting you say that because...oh jeez first before we get there i just want to give people who are not in the United States because we do have plenty of listeners around the world and I don't think CNN International

02:42 or any of the other news channels and their hype of this, which by the way completely threw Libya off-off the map. It's like nothing going on in Libya This is a huge distraction as we would say Let me try and give you an example Of uh...the past 48 hours on all television channels here in United States So if you have to kind of throw it to me John I'll be a guy outside with a jacket on and a hood, fighting against the wind. You gotta toss it to me. We have Adam in the storm as we speak... Yes! John it's kind of hard to hear As you can tell Irene is just raging up the coast completely enthralling everything. We see sea surges, sea walls It is just I mean we can barely stand here

03:38 That's pretty much what we had the past 48 hours. It's just ludicrous! Completely crazy and you know, when this started because we went to Vegas for my daughter's 21st birthday So this started Friday and Mickey's like, ah! I'm like no trust me. This is nothing. You can see that when they started morphing away from actually talking about the strength of the storm as it started to die down... I was like oh this it just all over. It's not gonna happen let me play you a...I love the adjectives people were using for this now tropical wet fart

04:33 Uh, this is ABC the compromised news organization. Witnessing history rarely before has a hurricane barreled forward with so many major American cities in her path Irene is roaring up the east coast tonight The hurricanes eye is moving into Virginia you're looking live at Nags Head North Carolina pummelling that region all day and now the view from another perspective You can see from space that is the angry swirling high above earth tonight And this evening, Irene is a category one hurricane. What? It's category one! Category one is nothing. Nothing. Just to give you an idea... A couple of things I was doing.

05:15 and I would see where the reporter would be standing. By the way, these are all really tight shots so that you... this is a television trick it really is! So you do the same thing with all of Libya and all the Arab Spring footage as well just to a tight shot on the reporter You don't really have a lot of background information coming to you. Yes? Well one other things I want to point out I wanna remind people of a clip that floated around during one of these flood days situation someplace in the country where the reporter was in a boat and he's showing the devastation this huge devastation is great flood as he's in the boat reporting and then some guy walks by in waiters so I just want to say one thing because you know here's the typical response I'm already seeing it in chat room 10 people died man no listen

06:05 If people were on the streets, a hundred people would have died. People die all the time every single day in traffic accidents I think probably less people died in the past 48 hours than is typical Would you agree? I had some guy just tweet me the other day about, oh look this proves you wrong. To a New York Times article saying that Romney and and

06:54 It is mind-controlling people and I had to remind myself and Mickey, remember we were in this earthquake in DC. It wasn't all that bad as the way it was reported within seconds. We saw the transition. I mean, to completely stop reporting on the continuous NATO bombing of Libya which is really weird to me since you know if you've already captured Tripoli why do you have to continue to bomb? I guess something's not right. And apparently by the way they've been bombing a pathway that just bombed the crap out these people and these dumb rebels take credit for everything. No but that's when you are a Nobel Peace Prize winner and that's what you do your carpet-bomb people

07:38 Here's Mayor Bloomberg of New York City. The beaches are closed for the weekend, as will all cultural institutions and once a storm hits it is just not safe to be in the parks either. The risk of falling tree limbs is serious. And people can get killed there. For the surfers we all know that it's a lot of fun to catch a big wave this storm is dangerous and we just don't have the resources We don't want to put our first responders lives in jeopardy and try to save you. By the way, the same first responders that Mayor Michael Bloomberg will not allow to be at the 9-11 ceremony for the 10th anniversary so go ahead and save people but don't get honored for your work on 9 11 Here's where I got really suspicious of this entire operation

08:29 C-SPAN cut away to the President and Lucy Napolitano making a visit, which of course was covered by cameras. And you hear cameras... The video camera obviously is there and you hear photography still cameras clicking away continuously They made a visit to the operations center at FEMA Did you see this John by any chance? No I did not And so this is these are the people who are monitoring and doing such a great job, monitoring everything. But what happens is they come in and they and people are whoopin it up like that! And this is FEMA This is the operation center

09:15 And I'm like, what? And then when he leaves they whoop it up even more. At one point and i encourage you to look at this clip in the show notes at 334.nashownotes.com Someone says thank you Mr President! Lucy Napolitano turns to that person and does a pumps her fist like yeah that's good Yeah that's how you do it Which can only signify this is a PR move for either his presidential re-election or for the council of governors or just the fact that we can control slaves by telling them what to do. I don't know but listen to the whooping and it's very strange.

10:08 How you doing? How are you sir? Nice to see ya. So what do we got here Craig? This is where when we get the requests from the governors, and we are working to move stuff. This is really where you see the federal interagency kind of resources this is the team that on behalf of the entire federal family coordinates getting things down to the governor what they need. You hear all this governor talk right? It's all about the federal family We coordinate it down to the governor! This how we make it happen! This is what happens! The red team! Everybody here...you guys are doing a great job obviously We're monitoring the situation closely. But I will tell you... That's what, did you hear that? Thank You Mr President and Lucy is like yeah very good good good you followed instructions perfect When i was on the phone with the governors and the mayors yesterday And I asked them was there anything they could think of that our team meaning you

11:03 could be doing to help them get prepared, there was quiet on the phone. And that was a good sign. What that meant was you guys were going above and beyond the call of duty in terms of making sure that you were asking state and local folks what they needed and making sure that you were deploying those resources in a timely way. uh... because this is still obviously going to be a touch and go situation for a lot of communities but knowing that they've got an outstanding response team like this makes all the difference in the world so we really appreciate you, proud of ya especially cause y'all not gonna get any sleep for the next 72 hours here it comes what is that? what is that about? they're all whooping it up there

12:00 Wow. Now then, I got a couple... Well you're on Neapolitan, I do have an Neapolitano clip that I want to play Okay good, I got one for you This clips called Hunker Down She decides to use this word hunkeredown because she can't tell anybody really what to do and there's also a discrepancy piece of information at the end of this clip but she has to say quote hunkerdown What does this mean? Quote unquote hunkerdown Governor Perdue this morning, she said they were now quote hunkered down close quote but they are ready to do damage assessments as soon as possible especially for assets like the bridges and the roads. Irene remains a large and dangerous storm people need to take it seriously people need to be prepared

12:46 As we have suggested during the week, think of this in three phases. Preparation, response and recovery Some of our states are now moving into the response mode but other states as you're further north along the Atlantic sea coast are still in preparation mode so if you receive a warning to evacuate please do so Even if you haven't received a warning during the storm, please stay inside. Quote hunker down until the storm passes. Stay off the roads so it can be clear for emergency vehicles for our first responders

13:25 Besides the hunker down thing, she feels... I guess she doesn't know what it means or she has to quote it. What is this? Well the thing that's weird is... Hunkered down of course definition means to take shelter... Throw yourself into a ball and hide in the corner! Yeah but they say quote... I think we should just talk that way John, quote in The Warning quotes to you Adam in the morning unquote. What is that? She's an idiot! Yes, hold on a second absolutely. So here's what gets me she says you know evacuate if you don't evacuate hunker down but stay off the road so then how do you evacuate by staying off the roads? The whole thing... How does that make any sense just supposed to stay off the roads but you're supposed to evacuated? She actually said that didn't she yeah

14:14 Well she came on all kinds of news, she was doing news hits as we call it where she'll sit there with her little sign in the background and a big necklace with boulders around her neck. and then you know she does one news hit after another this I think is a Fox and that's interesting question gets posed which i like have supplies near your home please anticipate even if you are inland that you could experience some long-term power outage the very fact that you've made yourself available today we always appreciate secretary speaks of the, I would imagine the enormity of this issue. Some have been saying it's a bad storm it's not a lethal storm what do these guys in Washington know that we don't? What do you... Well we don't want to be a lethal storm. What do you guys know on Washington that we don't about this hoax

15:09 So I would literally be watching, it was like Chesapeake Beach Maryland and i'd see the guy standing there. Well, I just need to get my sound effects back out again...I can see the guy standing there and uh... Well, whoa! I gotta tell ya' it's a...did you see this railing here? A piece of that flew away just before we turned the live shot on sorry we didn't have that for ya'. And, uh... Oh! I'm just... My goodness. We just hope everyone stays off the roads even if you're evacuating." Unquote And then I go to Weather Underground, which I use a lot. Weather Underground is very interesting website They have universities schools other types of buildings but also a lot of individuals who have their own weather stations connected To this website so you can go in and see what their weather station is registering This guy's doing this report and I literally see like four mile-an-hour wind

16:12 at Chesapeake Beach, Maryland. And then New York City, oh same thing we got people like freaking out and there's like 30 miles an hour let me tell you I've flown my Cessna in 45 knot winds You know, so just to give you some perspective how bad that is. I've flown an airplane a small aircraft in 45 mile-an-hour winds with gusting up to 55. Okay? Just to give you a perspective on how bad that is it's not all that crazy and what does this CNN phony meter they have on screen the whole time well they have like a guy standing following the storm holding up a wind meter

17:04 This is kind of funny from your perspective because what you're watching all this crap. I've been kind of like Watching sky uh-huh link are yeah, are you gonna move off of? off of Irene Oh no, if you want to get more of the... I got two clips from Irene. Now it's time to laugh. Talking about the guy who kept getting pummeled by sea foam and this is like a big breaking story on my Fox on... Yeah let's play that. That was kind of funny. The conditions here continue deteriorate in a big way we've had wind gusts to about 60 miles per hour here i'm on the boat. Woo! 60! One of the most popular sort of hot spots here in Ocean City during summer

17:44 just in the past hour or so, the waves are really starting to pick up and they've been making a charge at the seawall which was built back in the 1980s after Hurricane Gloria. And as the waves are crashing... Now there's all kinds of foam flying onto this guy. Green Foam! ...foam that is riding over the top and starting to stick to all the hotels and buildings right along the boardwalk here Excuse me. It's uh it to my face as well as you can imagine it doesn't taste great Yeah, and why doesn't it taste great John? Why don't you tell us why does that foam not taste great if I'm not mistaken? It was a sewage treatment plant that was like gets overflowed is poop. That's why it's poop got a bunch of foaming crap

18:28 I think foaming crap should be the logo of Fox News. Oh my goodness, and then there was The Weather Channel...I saw some people because you know looking around the tweeters and this is a report from The Weather Channel guy i love watching the weather channel and I will tell you what happens when he starts to respond to people walking around just listen to this. Poor winds so at least we'll be okay as far as the winds are concerned Yeah, absolutely. We're just a few feet away from that hotel so if need be we can find a good place for shelter anytime you're near one of the buildings That's when you really feel that acceleration of the wind coming around the building Right out to the ocean front The winds are a little calmer but we're seeing them start to pick up more and more We were in a lull Now we've got another rain band coming ashore Norfolk has been repeatedly gusting over 50 miles per hour That will increase as the afternoon goes on One thing that has not decreased that we'd like to see is the traffic No shortage of incredibly

19:22 So what's happening while this guy is talking he's about to like get go crazy about it. There's like 15 college frat boys in nothing but their underwear jumping around behind him, mooning the guy waving their dicks out and just like dancing in the rain. And this guy doesn't- because he's trying to do a serious report. Who have walked by me? To be honest I'm pretty much speechless at what we've been seeing in terms of how many people have been driving around People are like what you see behind me which I apologize for At this point I don't even want to show anymore how many people are out about

20:03 How many cars are driving around? You gotta see that clip. It's hilarious these guys like literally like jumping with their wangs out, it was funny So basically, it's those horrible 50 mile an hour winds which we have on the west coast constantly. Horrible! 50 miles an hour! 50 whole miles and hour winds... And this guy is complaining because people are driving their car. Yeah, and frat boys. What is wrong with the east coast? Did they turn into a bunch of weenies?! Now this is just mind-consisting. First we had the earthquake last week and they're all freaked out

20:38 No, no John this is just media propaganda to I think it for the follow well there's three things and you said right off the bat in this next clip will prove it. The first thing is to just push you into submission and believe your news and tell you what to do because hey without a doubt most people went okay I'm hunkering down unquote Then it's to test the Council of Governors for any kind of emergency. Then it is prepping for one where everyone will have to mass-migrate to West Virginia, and then obviously it's all about climate change! And this is Sam Champion... Actually my worst nightmare came true Don Lemon is now guest hosting The Joy Behar Show

21:26 I mean it doesn't get any worse than that. Wow! Yeah, oh yeah. I missed that one So Don Lemon is guest hosting for Joy Behar this is on Friday I believe and he sits down with Sam Champion senior weather meteorological correspondent for ABC News Let's see how our friend Sam Champion predicts, along with of course if we want to have some scientific information. Who do you call? Bill Nye the Science Guy! ...approaching just a day after the worst earthquake in 70 years hit the East Coast The quake and storm have some people wondering why we seem to be dealing with more natural disasters... Why?! Why?! John why!?

22:08 Why do we seem to be dealing with earthquakes, hurricanes and global warming? Or are we? Here to help us sort out all of this many more questions... Nice sound effect. The Science Guy and Sam Champion weather anchor for ABC's Good Morning America Good evening. To you, Sam. You're a busy man. So listen Hurricane Irene barreling does this stand the chance to become a really major storm? Are we in trouble? Yeah I think this is going to be a major storm. Absolutely! This is the guy who's supposed to believe every morning We're absolutely in trouble, major storm. There's nothing between it and growth It's getting all the support it needs by warm water clear airfields to get this thing to strengthen it will at least be a four could even tip into a five Whoa John! It could even tip into a five

22:59 five by we got to have a hardening and heading toward land and we believe based on the the current projections are track if it follows the track hurricane center has set up for it it kinda kicks off on the uh... outer banks and they could even find a home on long island and then go on into new england uh... later on in the date as a one or at worst now is going to be climate change something that everybody on the east coast has to watch this storm they just have two every update could change and we need to be prepared. Bill, you know hurricanes heading up the east coast are much rarer than hurricanes in the Gulf correct? You're talking to me? Have you ever seen this guy? Have you ever seen him? The Bill Nye the science guy? Yeah goofball! What what are you talking about he's on remote yeah well sure oh yeah so far but there is a lot of energy in the atmosphere and they're hurricanes they've been going on for

23:53 many, many hundreds of years? Oh! Hundreds of years. John this is our science guy telling us that hurricanes have gone on for many, many hundreds of years you don't think it could be millions of years? Thousands of years and so we always have to prepared for just as our infrastructure days electrical wires in our internet in our television communications become More important to us we rely on them more and we have to make sure we secure that stuff this actually also hit me is a lot of this might be about the smart grid or upgrading the grid because it seems like there's The main number that is being used on the fake news channels. Is how many people are without electricity?

24:32 Like, oh no electricity. No electricity! Millions without electricity! Well most of the stories I heard were always including the ones this morning they're bitching and moaning about losing the cell phone towers. Oh I hadn't heard that one. I'd only heard about electricity. Actually have a clip go on now and that's gonna cost money. Money? What's the cost of having it all blow down, and there you are. Yeah we'll talk about the cost of natural disasters in just a little bit but I want to stick now with with the hurricane here because Sam this more worsen because it's so populated along the east coast. Now let's get into the global warming thing. Think about the things now that people find highly controversial when we're talking about- Highly, it is highly controversial I'm done lemon! About climate change first to Bill have there been stronger hurricanes lately you believe as climate change behind this?

25:22 Well, you know I accept all the evidence for climate change and more violent storms are part of that. Hurricanes have this unique thing where it is possible under certain climate models where the hurricane kind of gets how to say decapitated at the top gets knocked off and would actually get somewhat weaker now these are mathematical models but notice everybody all the floods in the other extreme storms that we've had this year and it just a very very hot summer now these are not uh... in themselves proof of climate change but they're absolutely consistent with all the predictions of climate change models well let's go to us and championed by who was so right about this storm so i remind everybody united states is unique in this there's no other

26:07 developed world country that isn't very concerned about climate change. So, stronger hurricanes and storms are what you would expect but the earthquake is a whole other separate thing. Alright we'll move on from this but real quickly what do you think Sam? I'm on board for climate change again just as Bill pointed out uh... i can't think of another country has advanced as we are that hasn't made a policy about it and hasn't signed onto it. The science is in! I found that to be pretty disturbing So I opened up the wiki page on... Climate change? List of New York hurricanes. And we should have this in the show notes or people just go to a wiki page and type New York Hurricanes Wiki into Google.

26:56 And if you look at the pattern, by the way there's been a pretty much hurricane until recently. Until last few years when we're having global warming until recently New York had one sometimes two hurricanes hit it almost every year and some walks apparently in the past not in the present. And it looks to me I would say this is a, it looks like global cooling if you start looking at his list yeah of course we have global cooling going on we should be...I think they're trying to kill us all so Austin Goolsbee remember him? Oh yeah. Austin Goolsbee was one of the president's, he was kind of the president senior economic advisor He is a debate team winner from his school and now apparently thinks that earthquakes hurricanes Arab Spring all this is responsible for our economic problems in United States What went wrong?

27:58 Well, respectfully Sean I'd say you're mixing up the time frame there. In the year 2010 which is when most of the clips when the president was saying we were starting to grow again... We were growing and over that 17 months we added two-and-a-half million jobs! Now at the beginning of this year earthquakes, tsunamis, revolutions in the Middle East European financial crises now they've got earthquakes outside of Washington DC I mean we've had a series of things that have put some heavy blows and slowed the economy back down again

28:37 What is he talking about? What heavy blow did that earthquake cause? It knocked over a statue on the church and some guy, a few bricks fell off of building. Yeah it's tsunamis! It's Arab Spring! It's earthquakes in DC that why we have no jobs!! That is such bull crap I mean what tell me how many jobs were lost because of that earthquake It's just it's all too funny. This was the excuse making that this administration does non-stop There you go I did production for the show

29:29 I can tell. I hope we don't have too much of this. No, no, I just had to do it once or twice just now then I'm gonna have to do it Oh wait you want to you wanna? Do you wanna know no? I'm saying I'll do my own thing in the future. I want a report Now going over to our special correspondent in Walla Walla Washington John C Devorah John what are you seeing out there? You know it's just that it's the same sound effect system they use for the Arab Spring guns. It's just they put in different clips

30:21 Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen thank you if you've just joined this program already in progress. You have taken the red pill and you are now witnessing the farce that is called news in these United States of America So we should probably thank some producers before we continue Before we go back outside for another special report? Go back outside for another special report for someone... bonehead When are they gonna get over this model? They don't have to have these guys out there. It's just that they're trying to fake it Well, I think they're also trying to sell us red jackets I mean...I really want to go out and buy one now And Wolf Blitz is sitting in front of the green screen with his jacket on Dude do you know your a douchebag Do not realize that You're in studio In front of a green screen With your red jacket on Please

31:15 And by the way, Bloomberg's had his press conference. He says if you're told to evacuate you have to or it's breaking the law! Breaking the law... At least having people evacuated from I guess that... It was ridiculous. Hmm. I don't even think well anyway so meanwhile of course i was watching Sky so yes well is there anything you want to do? No no I think we should do our producers and then we can go on okay I got a couple clips for a while groovy groovy So we do have some executive producers we want to thank for today's show, 334 including Matthew Carey. Sir Matthew Carey in fact most of our knights came up for re-election here it seems Eastwood South Australia I should complete my second knighthood

31:57 uh... can i request a birthday call out and show three three three two josh kerry how do we get on the same pretty sure we did but he's really a very important who turns eleven years old this week uh... was from the gate gave their last week yeah by david hoffman nasa david hoffman of enola pennsylvania three thirty four he's a member of the three thirty four club away to be honest we have two members in the three thirty-four club And the other one is Baron Von Pelzmacher from Belgium saying the following, seeing how donations usually drop off to virtually none following a big donation drive.

32:34 I should have a good chance to be the sole member of the 334 club. You came very close, but actually i'm very happy that he's sharing that with Sir David Hoffman it's the Baron and the Knights. It's beautiful thing thank you these guys understand how works is absolutely true. We have no associate executive producers this week Jake Rockies, Kilbride Southlank, Lenarkshire really Jake Rock in the morning again John Adams the donation for 333 33 is payment and investor helping me fix the mistake of inadvertently using my real name and show 300 in return for replacing my name with my alias Jake rock in the show notes for episode 300 I give you this donation all right so I have to go back and change that on three hundred okay

33:22 Oh, and this donation along with my earlier 300 club and 333 donations should bring me with the magic one penny of getting my knight who could really appreciate if you can help out throwing the pen. There it is! Yeah, he'll be knighted today And he gave us another two... See now I gotta check to make sure this may or may not have been Or this maybe the earlier donation for 333-333 Cause it's got a different note on it So then we have Parler Hote? I would say Ote Oat? Oat, he's from Quebec. Quebec. Longueuil. 3333 and we'll find out more about him. Parley... says parlay. Parley-hote. Whatever we'll have to deal with our Quebecois buddy. Alright those are our executive producers no associate executive producers for today show so Pelsmacher was correct

34:20 We had a little drop off here, but I want to thank these executives for helping us out on show 334. Devorak dot org slash N A And then we have also short on PR help here actually. I do want to call out John Gabriel Bolland the second who has been putting he's actually purchasing billboards in game in the game social district He has a lot of people see this. He says about 20,000 people come through the world, couple thousand will see it at least and he sent me some screenshots which look very cool and he has a song you should look for this Johnny B & The Dirty Hippies called Government. It's kind of like raw punk rock, you should listen to it.

35:12 and he says it's available everywhere fine and shitty digital music is sold then the only other PR mention war on deception net now forwarding to no agenda show calm he also has warondeception.com which actually seems like a pretty good domain name to have yeah that sounds like fun and weknowbullshit.com also forwardingtonoajendashow.com We highly appreciate that work you have done, we will not receive the Guinness World Book of Records for it however it does help with in some regard were sure I'm pretty confident about people do seem to like everyone else out there can always help us by going out and doing this important thing propagating our formula

35:56 Our formula is this we go out. We hit people in the mouth John I'd like to just ask you a question before we get into more meat of the show here This is a technology question You are the resident technology expert and no expecting you yeah techno expert to me in fact

36:33 You know Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO this past week a lot of people talking about it So if you could indulge me, please we'd like now to go to John C Dvorak Who is going to give us the lowdown on Steve Jobs? John why did Steve Jobs step down? Because the storm was slashing against his house so uh... well i didn't know if anyone wants to get my take on this you can read the market watch column that ran on friday of this week and tell us what it was in an order they have a good idea what he said what it is is that i was convinced or i'm still convinced that the news just even really done anything there since january and tim cook we're sitting there as acting c e l and jim knows that if steve jobs dies or something happens and he's acting ceo he's out

37:21 So you don't think this has anything to do with his health? I mean, i've heard people... I don't think it's health that changed that much. I think it has to do with the fact he hasn't been working since January but this move right now was done to keep Tim Cook at the company because they want him to be CEO or Steve wants him to be CEO and if in the end then i'm telling you work with boards you know that this would happen at the guys acting c e o n steve jobs died let's say the first thing it happens aboard meeting they say what we're going to show he keeps him cook i don't know let's look around by taking chance as promote al gore And they would put Al Gore or some other idiot in as the CEO and Tim Cook could be gone. The other thing is you can't, if a guy's acting CEO everybody's probably headhunting him saying why don't you come over to Google or come do this do that? So you have to make a decision You can't keep guys acting CEO and expect them either stick around Or stay after something bad happens See I think It's all about Tim Cook not Steve Jobs Really okay I have a different take on this

38:22 This different take came to me after I heard Bloomberg News interviewing co-founder of Apple, Steve Wozniak. uh... who would be a dozen i don't think he talks to jobs a lot and you know the actually kind of admits that like you know maybe they'll see each other some kind of apple event from time to time but he said something very interesting about steve jobs and now i can listen this and i will give him my at my take on their real reason for steve jobs resigning you-know-who wanted building we had different want in life in the end and he did not have a successful company me get a lot of ideas must've read some books that really were his guiding light you know and i think um...

39:00 Atlas Shrugged might have been one of them that he mentioned back then. But they were his guide to life and how to make a difference in the world. Now if you have ever read the book Atlas Shrugged, then you will know at a certain point CEOs of companies start disappearing and they of course go to reboot society in gulch-gulch So he is the first one to go. Who's next? And we're keeping our eye on this developing story You can't blame that, you can tell me that's not a very valid theory Oh please! If Steve Jobs... It's not even a theory it's bull crap You watch and see who goes next We've got these CEOs everywhere They are disingenuous but they are starting to revolt

39:51 saying that... They're all douchebags, very few of them are going to revolt about anything. I think that Steve Jobs is one of the few guys who was not a douchebag and i think he's actually off to reboot society in Gulch Oh brother! You're supposed to save this stuff for the second half of the show. No wait until we get to that So I'm watching Sky, which is a British television satellite. We got a link to an unauthorized feed and uh... you know i don't think i got that link yeah you did your viewers cc'd on the email so anyway it comes in beautiful as a hd isn't this is full fee with all the ads in fact just to show you the kind of average do you know we talked about this before but they'll do this is a quiz

40:41 You can always kind of figure out who's watching some station by the advertising. So if you're, you know watching a show and it's all for a bunch of male diapers or something... ...you figured that the audience is a little old? Yeah! Who do yo think advertises on Sky? Let me think....it's either going to be Legos Because they go, they skew very very young or depends perhaps? No no but it's I think it's a more interesting kind of an itchy scratchy audience. Why don't you play who advertises on Sky? When Tom had head lice I was mortified luckily my pharmacist recommended full mark solution no pesticides or nasty smells It's clinically proven to kill lice in just 10 minutes killing lice couldn't be simpler or quicker

41:29 So marks the full mark solution. So does this mean hobos watch sky? I don't know but they have lice people with lice watching sky Though the other one they had there was an ad that they had a house ad on Sky Which was this? See it's a play the lady boys and you get a kick out of this. Ah, I love me some lady boys All these women were born boys. It's the old saying, the best looking women in Thailand aren't. That's a part of me and that's part of my brain I just can't believe it's here! It is unbelievable Welcome to the sex change capital of the world Before i knew there was a difference between little girls and little boys...I thought I had a lot of girls If all you ever want for your children be happily married Something she's not familiar with She wasn't elegant at all I was completely surprised Join us as we lift the lid on The Lives Of Ladyboys Monday at 10pm on Sky Living HD

42:24 Yeah, so? So that's the other audience. You have to understand that I did a documentary in Thailand and part of the documentary was about this whole ladyboys and the sex tourism And i will say it is predominantly British tourists who go to Thailand To have sex with ladyboys Well, that's because they're advertising You know what their advertising dollars or pounds are paying off right there is proof. It's working emphasis on the word pound so So here's the type typical this would they're still covering wall-to-wall you watch it and it's like cricket cricket cricket

43:07 Libya, Libya, Libya. Cricket, Libya. Cricket, Libya, Libya, Libya there's no anything else going on Well they don't have a hurricane that's why No hurricane At least it is not within their audience demo So cold-blooded murders is like the clip to play right now this is the big story going on Correspondent Stuart Ramsey shows result of the massacre including disturbing pictures of burned bodies and skeletons You may not want to watch, especially with children but we feel it's important the evidence is seen. Those pictures begin 20 seconds into his report. Only as the rebels push into the southern heart of Qaddafi support in Tripoli... ...is the true picture of this regime's capability for violence becoming apparent In a burnt out warehouse they showed us how awful it could be. This is the Qaddafi's fortress. What does he do?

44:00 Still smouldering, the bodies of 53 people civilians we are told murdered in cold blood as the first news spread that Gaddafi's Babel Azizia compound was falling. Now, a couple of things. These were black Africans and they were black before they were burned which would mean that they were part of Gaddafi's guard and not the rebels' and many of them had their hands tied behind their back suggesting that they were executed and then burned So this is a... I've seen the guy walking amongst the field of the burned bodies and then in the tunnels. It stinks, literally but also figuratively. Yeah! And this guy in cold blood and meanwhile they have a bunch of people like my wife pointed out

44:56 If you're in Oakland and there's a drive-by shooting, the media can't get anyone to say anything. You know? You're just not talking. You're not going to put yourself on TV These Libyans that are obviously many of them are just told to come on I think a lot of them are agency people They come on and they tell long winded story about well this is what's going on That's what's going on They reveal themselves It doesn't make any sense in a situation like this where there's a bunch of corpses everywhere. I saw, and i was not watching our special private feed from Sky but I got a clip from Sky, I got a couple of things that just really made me chuckle so this is a reporter from sky and by the way they're all being handed out these same helmets that look kind of like

45:43 They're kind of like Nazi war helmets. The British are wearing this, they're wearing full regalia Yeah but it's almost like you know the Harley Davidson if you want to be a cool dude Weird yeah your right It has a big thick helmet But with the ear size that pop out it just looks like a Nazi helmet And then full flak jackets and everything and no markings by the way also interesting No markings there is someone handing them out to these fake reporters Now this woman is from Sky and she's interviewing a guy who apparently has Gaddafi's hat, gold chain and like his uh well she'll explain what he's holding. And I of course immediately google for Gaddafi's hat and it's like you know yeah it might kind of look like it but it could be a souvenir we actually... Souvenir Hat! Let's just listen this is funny how this guy and this guy perfect English

46:37 Praising God, not Allah. Whatever. I'm next to Mr Al-Windi who has Colonel Gaddafi's hat Why is it Mr Al-Windi by the way? He's a dude! On his head. Colonel Gaddafi's...I don't know what you call this but it's sort of a Masonic Bushy thing It's a Masonic sort of bushy thing John Do you know what a Masonic sort of bushy thing is Stick! Stick! This guy, he sounds like he was educated in Britain. Don't they speak French more in Libya than English?

47:25 or italian. It's a soundtrack that's added or B, she knows it all bullcrap. Oh I got it on eBay! Alright, so CNN of course not to be outdone by Sky. By the way I do want to say something you're right because i have watched these reports and if somebody if there's actually somebody firing a gun anywhere near one of these reporters they do flinch yeah but not on this one. As anybody would! Yeah, not in this one she's not looking at all and later it's a longer clip but later in the clip is literally a salvo 50 cal he's like what does that Masonic sticky feather thingie

48:36 Now, unfortunately the live report of this woman her name is... Hold on a second let me find it for you. She's CNN reporter and she was right there when they discovered Gaddafi's RV! Did you see this? he had an R... no I didn't get this one. He had an RV! Yes, he was on his very own... Hot Pockets! What brand? Well it was American make couldn't quite tell and so when they did it live there was funnier but she then went back into another report which is available on CNN dot com The fighting around the AAA International Airport does continue but rebels say they are making gains in a point to this as evidence

49:28 a mobile home that they say they just captured from Gaddafi's farm located around 15 minutes from here. Now, they said as they entered they did encounter some resistance there were some firefights but they said they've begun to comb through this sprawling Sprawling! Now first of all, firefight? There's not a bullet hole in the thing. It's perfect it looks beautiful you know what resistance isn't there no bullet holes that are apparent on this report John how exciting is this that we found Gaddafi's RV let's go find some evidence Farm complex and they brought this to show to other

50:05 rebel fighters now it does seem to be in fairly good condition there a few boxes back here with almonds almonds almonds we have almond butter there's a toilet that is fully functional I pooped on it just minutes ago it works And then in the kitchen, everything seems to be packed away but a fully equipped kitchen there was water in the refrigerator as well. There's sheets on both beds in the bedrooms. Rebels were speculating that perhaps Gaddafi had spent a night here recently. On those sheets?

50:45 and he pooped in the functioning toilet and drank some water from the fridge? There's absolutely no way to verify that at this stage. Then they pulled this out, your toiletry kit that contains items for men... ...and for women And then back here they earlier showed us a gas mask that they say they found there is also your other basic things inside this second toilet and shower and in the back Like toilet paper living room area. So this goes on for three minutes. This is ridiculous! Three minutes, now the thing that killed me that they didn't have in this canned report is so she's and she speaks fluent Arabic by the way and she's kind of hot she's a blonde hot hot hot hot and until she's doing like you know this well of course with a much more intense like we're in Gaddafi's RV and the guy comes up with a crutch

51:39 Crutch and he says something in Arabic, and she says something back this apparently is a crutch used by Gaddafi Which could indicate that he is injured wait a minute? But tonight the crutches in the art. It's it's insane It's just insane now the real news of course that happened is the oh my goodness this guy Of course we have the NTC the Nash the National Transitional Council The media minister came out and gave a report. Now, the media minister of Libya who by the way operates out of Washington This is... this is guys are going to be in new government or temporary government of Libya This guy lives in Washington And listen how they chose a fine guy to be media minister We have 30 thousand ton metric tons of gasoline

52:44 will start to distribute it. Can you believe this? This is their media guy, this is the guy they chose? He's the media guy! He's the media guy! You gotta... Oh brother And at the end of course the most important information is handed out To the public starting today we have diesel fuel will be arriving after tomorrow Diesel fuel? To support electricity powers which would be essential after that to not only support the city but also support the water supply.

53:28 We are going to provide within two days fuel, the gas for cooking. Cooking? Alright so that's all the bull crap no one cares about now let's get to the oil refinery shall we let's get back to real thing this is about lets go back to the oil systems will come back online so everybody except the Chiners can go in and get their share And...we are working hard to reactivate Zawiya Refinery We had a meeting last day with all the relatives, partners and we hope to hear good news about that. Now I guarantee you this guy is not going to be media minister for long Hillary Clinton will not stand for this like dude get someone in there who can speak English and can communicate This is not sounding good

54:24 No, doesn't sound good at all. I have a clip from this one of these reports that i thought was weird play envelopes of cash hmm okay here we go what where they are shelling the absolute downtown center to try to drive out the last of Gaddafi's forces NATO bombing had opened the way to a 20-mile advance. In a few hours, their top commander was able to declare a local victory – the last stepping stone before Sirte. Now we are moved almost 25 kilometers ahead. Bin Jawad is now under... We don't mean that Qatari force will make extensive fire on the area

55:12 So... More heavy weapons, it's essential for the rebels to keep their momentum up as they approach what they hope will be their final battle. A businessman arrived from Dubai to give fighters a morale boost. Envelopes of cash. Hey, hey it's no agenda show.com is Dvorak org slash blog Slash na so if you listen to the if you listened to that whole report It's first of all they're trying to move into sir circus or whatever that little town is sir And so they admit they say That the NATO bombers bomb the crap out of the path So I could get there because they couldn't walk a mile

56:03 by themselves I guess. So they bomb the crap out of them and these guys, they show up in the background as just a bunch of artillery guys shooting in the air boom-boom-boom you know trying to supposedly shell... why are they shelling downtown for? They're killing civilians?! I also saw another one of these tight shots and non-descript reporter And, you know it's like oh that artillery you hear in the background is just people celebrating. You don't think it could be someone shooting at the carpet bombing? It's this... Thank you darling! It's so nice to see that people have actually rented Wag The Dog from Netflix because there are so many similarities

56:50 and the uh... but it really is a PR war that is just hilarious. William Hague, the Secretary of Foreign Affairs what was he called over there in Gitmo Nation East? Is the Secretary for foreign affairs? Foreign secretary! Yeah that would be it who's a hummer by the way He hums so you know Gaddafi allegedly has said hey yeah you know what Let's make a deal here. Let's transition into something." And this guy just says, oh that guy is delusional! The guy that Tony Blair went to visit in his tent just a couple of years ago... the guy that John McCain sold weapons too And now the guy's delusional.

57:50 I referred a few days ago to Colonel Gaddafi making delusional statements and this is another one of them. A transition of power is already taking place. Are you crazy? We're already taken over the place, we are in charge! Transitional council ministers are in Tripoli and increasing control of the situation We just discussed the position on international recognition. Yes, yes! International recognition and you know what that means John? I have done some research... The IOM is now go- well there's two things first of all the UN may send in a police force They're actually saying they're saying police force Is this Miliband? No that was William Hague Hague Yeah Hague So coming from Ban Ki Moon

58:40 There is an urgent need to put an end to conflict, restore order stability. I'll agree that if Libyan authorities request we should be prepared to develop police capacity bearing in mind country awash with small arms." Okay Bunky Moon so were sending in the blue helmets this just like they did Kosovo you bomb everything from the air then send in the UN troops it's like fractal hold on where my fractal jingle anyway its a fractal But here's the big fractal. Everyone is now talking about the IOM going in and i did some research on the intergovernmental organization known as the IOM you can find it at iom dot int

59:20 and this is the International Organization for Migration. What these guys do, is they organize the elections! They organized the elections in Afghanistan... They organized the elections in Iraq Did you know that if you are an expat of a... Let's say when Afghanistan had their elections If you were an expat and living in America You got to vote? Did you know that? Well let's go over it again Repeat that sentence Okay So first of all, the International Organization on Migration is a United Nations organization. They do a lot of things but the main thing they do is organize elections in these countries that have risen and requested democracy. Okay? That's what this organization does now In Iraq as an Afghanistan

1:00:12 When they held elections, if you were an Afghani or an Iraqi living abroad and expat. Oh okay! Say in Britain or in the United States You are allowed to vote That's weird It doesn't sound right If your American living in Paris we have an election here you're allowed to vote Yeah I know but this is like... This is a little dis... We had people who were like Did they had to dip their finger in ink when they voted in Britain? Yes. Okay, so this thing is you know the Karzai government loves them It's just it's such an easy to read script once you step back from it and you see how it works And I'll wind up and we need to move on to Syria

1:01:01 The BBC now, I guess they finally had to catch up on our No Agenda episodes and they finally also kind of have to admit that whole Viagra thing was bull crap. Libya is a unique opportunity for propaganda because the Qaddafi regime maintains such an information vacuum that is no independent press People afraid to talk candidly on the phone so many street informants that it's dangerous to even talk candidly on the street or in cafes In that atmosphere, there's a real opportunity for other parties to throw up their own stories Anybody can say anything

1:01:40 In your piece, you say that the rebels have offered their own far-fetched claims like mass rapes by loyalist troops issued tablets of Viagra. That is definitely one of the most lurid bits of propaganda to come out of this I don't think there has ever been any evidence of systematic or mass rapes by either side in this conflict And I heard those claims being repeated at very high levels by the West. And what that goes to show is that even NATO is not immune to indulging in a little bit of propaganda, you know? They have an uncorroborated and slightly outlandish report but they'll grab it if it helps to drum up support at home and among the Libyan people for their cause." And by the way, it was Obama who was president of the International Criminal Court

1:02:31 It was Hillary Clinton. These people should be ashamed of themselves, they should come out and say we were wrong about that, we can't believe it. No they'll never do that! We used rape as a tool to propagate an agenda of no-fly zone which turns into carpet bombing for possible Al Qaeda members to take over our country By the way, you notice that he did make the point that Libyan sociology was that people were afraid to talk candidly. Yet we see these people on the other end of a microphone speaking fairly decent English yakking away about this and that. I'd also like to thank all Libyan rebels for painting graffiti in English. That's very helpful for us here

1:03:20 I really appreciate that. English graffiti and there was a... And english signs too! Oh yeah, oh yeah and something there was a really good one this is from The Washington Post i got to read this to you This uh..I guess it's the reporter caught a picture of a Libyan rebel wearing an American University T-shirt the eagle blue crew shirt Which is like, I guess you only get if you're on the rowing team. And there's this picture of a Libyan rebel wearing the American University T-shirt! Isn't American University like The Spook University? No it's one of many... It's just like wow! Well you might as well, every once in awhile they throw it at your face to see if you're paying attention. Just to see if you're awake Now we have to move onto Syria

1:04:19 and uh... there was some syrian news you had to look hard for it because of course uh... the report now we have reporters eating poop and uh... and reporters with guys flashing their butts which is all very entertaining united nations as security council had a meeting on whether to impose sanctions against serious leadership over the crackdown uh... the u.n. says more than two thousand two hundred people have been killed in the violence while it's going down this number i thought was like ten thousand and six thousand uh... buried in this uh... report to the u n security council is split over whether to impose actions because the team the first that syria has allowed in insensibly crackdown on protest began a march said there was no countrywide humanitarian crisis

1:05:10 That's interesting the way it is being brought you'd think there was. So they have put together, what do you need John? First we got to start all the fear mongering, Lucifer Clinton does that then what do you need? You need a council! Because you need to know who's going to be the new government. So they have a council, they announced that two days ago it is the Syrian National Council and I could almost not find any information about any of the guys on this council except for one Louie Safi and he has a blog! Of course the council also has a blog You want take a look at the council blog?

1:05:52 Yeah, where is it? Where's the URL? Nationalcouncilofsyria.com Oh wait a minute! I'm sorry... yeah there are two of them It's kind of confusing It's confusing as to who Here it is, it's the uh... I think that's the fake one Like the other non-fake one I can't... I think its Well, I got the National Council of Syria. That's not the right one...I don't think It has a United Nations link. The National Council of Syria and UN Media. It has a media link and it has the national council link So this council operates from Turkey And they first started talking about this council on July 17th Who was in Turkey on July 17?

1:06:46 uh... pride lucifer was a strident lucifer clinton was there so she's been in on this syria game of course from day one setting up the council to only one guy that i can find luai safi l all you eight wise stuffy has his own website and uh... disguise very interesting he uh... let me see it do i think i have a clip from my new white safi and uh... well this is a because he also of course speaks on the has been he's been uh... as show for dvc nbcc and then for many many years let's see where he's hanging out house p cut too i guess do i have something to say that i'm happy syrian american council and he joins us now from washington oh yes right he's in washington that's where you operates from his overall and she thinks hilarious

1:07:35 uh... the website for uh... and they did the council is registered in annapolis maryland it's like insist that i think it's the whole the same script all over again actually have that here's a here's the clip of lucifer with the syrian counsel from the seventeenth this area opposition came to force the shah assad to step down and establish a new united body to govern syria hundreds of islamists and liberals held crunch talks in istanbul The main sticking point, whether to form a transition government or wait to see how the Syrian uprising unfolds. For now they've agreed to set up a council to represent Syrian dissidents in exile US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton commended the meeting of the Syrian opposition during her visit to Turkey. Syria's future is up to the Syrian people but of course the efforts by the opposition to come together and organize

1:08:28 and agenda are an important part of political reform. In Syria, anti-regime protests show no signs of abating some of the largest demonstrations took place on Friday in Damascus despite the bloodshed protesters have their eyes firmly fixed on a revolution As the conference took place in Istanbul another was planned to run at the Syrian capital but this was cancelled after security forces killed 14 protesters in Damascus where the conference was scheduled take place Despite the deadlock, anti-regime activists are refusing to give up with bigger protests indicating a resolution is far from sight. So I'm trying to find information about the other council members and you can... it's very difficult with these Arabic names Well there..you can go to the Wikipedia book of knowledge and if you go to the National Council Syria page Yeah There is a list of other Syrian opposition members Yeah but none of them are hotlinked

1:09:24 Yeah, no these are all hotlinked. The names of those dudes? Yeah Really? Yeah Let me see They're all internally hot linked but they're here I mean Yasin El-Haj Saleh Syrian writer and political... I'm on National Council of Syria page i don't see that Oh you're not on the right page go down to list of other Syrian opposition members on that page Ah okay well this is not it This is not it because my guy Safi doesn't even show up on this list. Well he may be a minor guy, I don't know. He's the spokesperson! No, he's not on the list! This is bullcrap... If you look at the council go back to that page Go back to the National Council page The names are listed underneath there

1:10:21 Ramadan which is like please okay he's not on the wiki page I don't see his name on this National Council of Syria page Yeah, the National Council of Syria dot com. You see that? Oh no no that yeah I'm on the wiki page So here's the press release and you see from left to right Ahmad Ramadan Khaled Hassaleh Hasan Hashimi Lovi Safi That's the guy that i could find Abdul Basit Sida Adib Shaskila And Hasan Salabi Now im on the front page of The National Council Of Syria Dot Com Where are these names

1:10:58 Okay, you see the three big pictures? You're on National Council of... No I got it. They are both across the road. Oh okay click on the link National Council. Duh! Right. That's a different page. Do you see this? This is from the press conference in Turkey. It looks like the cheap part. Yeah they did it in Turkey which is where all good Syrians go to build a council and then there are the names these are the guys but that's not on the... Gee do think the Wikipedia could be wrong It's probably more right than wrong in this case. It's a mess, it's just one big mess. Well then the joke of it of course is The New York Times and todays paper has a big article about how...and this I think is very funny

1:11:44 how Iran is saying, hey you guys. Hey Iksnay on the Ebbleray, chill out we don't want to be next! Yeah they know that so they're trying to get Syria to knuckle under just quit stop that will ya? What was the actual quote? Iran called on the government in Damascus to recognize its people's legitimate, legitimate in quotes, quote legitimate unquote demands on Saturday Yeah, of course Iran's like oh dude we don't want we don't want the no-fly zone. We don't want the rebels So what happens if this Syrian guy takes the hint and realize I mean how dumb are these guys? He's got a look at the situation and say look I'm being targeted

1:12:34 I gotta get out of here. I quit." What if somebody does that and puts a wrench in the work? Are they gonna just fake the whole thing that he didn't quit, he's on the run?! I mean what are they going to do so this can happen and keep them on their path to Persia? Well why don't we look at the script... The script is more unconfirmed video footage of atrocities, that's part one. Then we have of course Lucifer will come out and say something Obama will come out and say something kind of had that now we need the UN resolution for a no-fly zone then go bomb the crap out him then this guy will go out in hiding some elaborate place and then we'll let go find all his riches that were sitting with screwing all the normal people

1:13:16 for years and then we take over only this time I believe we're going to have his money don't forget that. We've already taken his money, you've already done that. We've taken the money, we got the money so we're done yeah we've got everything except this time... So first our no-fly zones now consist of carpet attack carpet bombing? Yeah it says it right there No Fly Zone Carpet Bomb But the Russians have to be on board this time and this is where it gets interesting because I really, the more i think about it the more seems logical that the Ruskies and the Chinas are not liking each other anyway but that you know we're just kicking the Chinas out in the Russian who have his naval base in Syria are going to be kind of on board with us. It just makes sense

1:14:03 We're probably going to give them the whole country. We don't want them! No, they got no oil or anything... How's that for an idea? We take it over, give it to the Russians to run it and because they got the island, they got Cyprus, they'll have the base so you can have Syria And then we move on to our next target and the Russians can do whatever they want. We don't care You wanna call the next target I think it's not Lebanon, I think. I think Lebanon is the one we're supposed to be looking at It's too soon for Iran We're not ready. That's gonna be a tough one to do Can you imagine if we were in charge of this? Hey John how about Lebanon? Oh man that's gonna suck Hey man can we get some techno experts in there like did some tweeter stuff and like we need some Facebook pages man I'm gonna call Algeria

1:14:55 Algeria really yeah, I don't think that was on the general Wesley Clark's path to Persia It might have been and he may have just forgotten about it by the time He told that story no because he also put you know this list is also in his book. By the way Oh is it? Yeah, it was Lee Clark has a boy should play play that clip again as a reminder Let's do that. You know about ten days after 9-11. I went through the Pentagon and I saw secretary Rumsfeld and And Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz, I went downstairs just to say hello to some of the people on the joint staff who used to work for me. One of the generals called me and he said sir you gotta come in and talk with me a second. Well your too busy. No no, we've made the decision were going to war with Iraq this was on or about the 20th September. We're going to war with Iraq? Why? He said I don't know! He said I guess they do not know what else to do

1:15:53 So I said, well did they find some information connecting Saddam to Al-Qaeda? He said no. No no he says there's nothing new that way they just made the decision to go to war with Iraq. He said I guess it's like we don't know what to do about terrorists but we've got a good military and can take down governments and um...he said i guess if you're the only tool you have is a hammer every problem has to look like a nail so I came back to see him a few weeks later And by that time we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, are we still going to war with Iraq? He said oh it's worse than that! He reached over on his desk and picked up a piece of paper and he said... ...I just got this down from upstairs meeting the Secretary of Defense office today. This is a memo that describes how we're gonna take out seven countries in five years starting with Iraq and Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia Sudan and finishing off Iran

1:16:51 Okay, so yeah. I think after he said after Syria comes Lebanon okay? I'm looking at the list It's it's Iraq. Oh, yes is you're gonna count Iraq Syria Lebanon which is would Libya we already got Libya We got Iraq Libya Somalia Sudan now the thing I see but the prompt reason I'm saying Algeria hmm it's because I think that as a misdirection. First we've got Tunisia and Egypt, those aren't even on his list... Yeah you're right Yemen yeah you're right that's not... And Yemen... Tunisia I think was just the mistake I mean we didn't do that well to me Tunisia was it was the initiation point but that's why we took advantage of it but Tunisia I think just happened We wanted to test them tested the operation so we did Egypt yep oh that was just that was just a beta

1:17:45 I think so. Which is why it's all messed up now because we didn't have no transitional National Council? Right! Uh-huh, okay. We knew what the mistakes were and who cares about Egypt it's a big old country they can take care of themselves and then we had... So I still think we're still working on these schemes because Syria I mean the the and Libya is you know a mess So I really think Algeria is going to be targeted, but maybe they're just gonna go around the horn and go to Somalia take care of that. Sudan i guess is part of it. I don't know what they are going to do about Ethiopia. Ah let them eat cake! Because Ethiopia's between Sudan and Somalia so there has gotta be something going on there right across from Yemen and right by your Stargate

1:18:30 Yeah, yeah. Yeah well it's I'm gonna stick with Algeria as a long okay Well, I think Lebanon you go for Algeria It doesn't really matter as long as there some brown people in sand that we can kill That's I think Lebanon looking at the map and I see Lebanon is something you can just skip it just Algeria Brown people well ball of the area down there around you know good we could talk that we could no fly i mean carpet by me and slide don't send this year your water blankets in your carpet bomb that's what we want now back to real I always loved me a good two-to-the head story John and of course uh... this one is very interesting gentlemen I've known and work with for

1:19:21 Many years passed away just a few days ago. I didn't hear about it until this morning Frank DiLeo died at age 63, you know Frank Dileo is brings a bell, some say DeLeo some say DeLeo. He was Michael Jackson's manager oh right right yeah he managed several other people he actually got fired and he was Jackson's manager again during the period when Michael Jackson was setting up the well he wasn't it was being forced into the 50 dates at the O2 arena and when he was killed as I we have not confirmed

1:19:58 And I'm like, wow. DeLeo was certainly... He was kind of one of the old school mafia guys from the record business and if you've never seen him, you probably will remember from some video or documentary somewhere he was this big heavy gangster looking guy and always had a huge cigar sticking out his face Big big cigar That was DeLeo So 63 is pretty young to die and it was a massive complications during some heart thing. Well, here's the pertinent passage from this article for his obituary in January 2011, Leo revealed he was planning to write a book about his life in the music business which would have included details about is wrangling with the executors of Jackson's estate quote there so much misinformation out there that I'm going to set the record straight once and for all unquote he said

1:20:59 Yep, that's exactly how it happens. No you're not! You have to do what John Perkins did. Perkins actually wrote Confessions of an Economic Hitman and then relented from publishing it and made it clear because he was brought back into the company and he went back to work and then there was some change in management came along the book is already done Some change of management came along and pretty much didn't fire him but they wouldn't let him do his own thing anymore. Some young punks that didn't know what was going on, which is typical in a lot of these companies nowadays And so he just walked...he walked and did the end of it The book was put out so fast they couldn't stop him

1:21:42 So you don't go around bragging that you're going to bust everybody's chops. No, that's how you get killed! You just do it? Just write it and do it and give it all your sysadmin friends so when you get that two-to-the head can be released Anyway I feel sad because the guy had some good stuff going on there but he had a lot of interesting things He had pretty good book in the works Let's not forget we have Michael Jackson lawyer kill himself Remember that? Yeah Daisy Dukes husband Barbara Bach He killed himself, very successful entertainment lawyer. Shot himself in the backyard! That's what he asked. Makes sense? No suicide note but let me go shoot myself in the backyard yeah and this is a very interesting you know you had actually sent me... You'd actually send me this maybe two weeks ago as we have always been tracking The Hollywood Whackers and I think this is a very good example of it

1:22:39 This Russell Armstrong guy, this is one of the I guess the recent ex-husband of one of the housewives at Beverly Hills who hung himself. Russell Armstrong? Right last week i think yeah well turns out that to one of his business associates also killed himself right here in Mulholland Drive Los Angeles interesting how does that work Maybe it was despondent. It says Alan Schramm, business associate and friend of the late Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star also killed himself just 24 hours after Russell was found dead. Coincidence? I think not! By the way don't think Russell killed himself i think there were self asphyxiation he was in all kinds of kinky crap but he was found hanging

1:23:37 I think it was found hanging in this way, it's possible but something is up. Yeah what's up? Probably bad Russian deals. This uh...I did research that we never talked about it but Russell Armstrong did a deal with some Russian dissident who has like a Drug clinic in Malibu. It's very weird I mean, it's obvious that the Russian mob is running everything here in Hollywood and you don't play by their game You get killed this is why Ronnie Chasen got killed this guy's got once again this Russell Armstrong He's got ties to the Russian mob. That's every used to be killed stay out of it The Hollywood's a dangerous business people take my word for it

1:24:23 No, you wonder why people like George Lucas and other the big money makers don't even live anywhere near Hollywood Yeah well there right now. They're in the in the in the truck in Syria and Libya they're directing the show no somebody is for sure I think it's Tom Hanks yeah seriously Tom Hanks is very tight with the Obamas Tommy yeah He is he's always visiting. Yeah not just visiting. He's always showing his movies there I think it's Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg and of course you know Clooney. Clooney may be going for some directorial credits.

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1:32:31 And it's kind of funny because when she gets into no agenda mode, which is happening more and more ever since the earthquake in DC that we were in. Which of course was a clear case of harp being used She's like she's totally crackpotting on me and she says Why is it that cuz you know? She's of course watching all this bogus Irene coverage she says why is it that in American and she believes It's only in America and that may be true because it's usually called force majeure in other countries. Why is it, America that all insurance contracts speak of an act of God? Well we're contract and legal oriented I think as part of it but yeah they always do in fact we have that in our speakers agreement when I do public speaking right but isn't like if I just go nuts Isn't everything an active god? It has to be a disaster so there has to be a flood or

1:33:32 So that's God's work. Rock fell down the hill... That's Gods work Your car got a flat tire and uh... What if I don't believe in god? Well, they won't put that in then. They'll just suffer. Take it out! Redline all that God stuff!" No but I thought she had a point and I said yeah but it's just how we speak in legalese here so then why not just call it force majeure which is what every other country calls it? Every other country the world in contracts instead of act of god says force majeure Why is it still act of God in why do you have active God? Why don't you have force force measure object that did to me They're synonymous. I know we do it a lot most contracts Don't use the active god and this is in the go look at even when you fly an airplane on your ticket It says active god

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1:37:34 Thank you very much for your donation and support of the No Agenda podcast, the best podcast in the world said by many. You came to $999.99 we drop in the extra penny I hereby knight thee Sir Jake Rock! Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable Your booze and hot pants are over here if you choose them We got hookers and blowin' Of course your rent boys and Chardonnay If you swing that way Hey! Made another rhyme thank you very much uh Jake That is really appreciated and everyone else can become a night of the know agenda roundtable actually I was in Vegas Saturday Friday to Saturday my daughter's 21st birthday had a tremendous amount of fun couple other other twenty one plus year old friends came up and I think Micky Mollywood was there too by the way Molly came to the party we all stayed in In one room

1:38:28 Friday to Saturday night and a couple things I learned one Mollywood would be perfect to take over either of our spots. We're safe John used to be a left-wing nut No, no, no. Well that's not true And it's even better because let's say let's say I go before you do then it could be It's buzzkill and wood in the morning Cool Actually she came up with it And the other thing I learned is it is pretty funny when you wake up in the morning and there's like eight guys sprawled all over sleeping off their hangovers In Vegas, it keeps you young to see that. It was very much like The Hangover movie We didn't have The Hangover suite we had a nice one Miki had definitely She'd scammed somehow she done some good stuff But it was great and I guess now officially I'm no longer responsible isn't that how works? Yeah right

1:39:28 John's gonna harm the Sunday Times! Yeah... So, uh I had to uh Unfortunately don't have the times up here so i had to go to the website and look at the front page. They didn't deliver? Oh, you're up in Washington right. Yeah I'm in Washington don't have The Times up here so they have the basic stories that do hurricane stories is number one story but then I think the only interesting story on today's front page besides uh... defective Oklahoma City has got some twin tower clone that they are worried about somebody bombing which is crap

1:40:05 CIA drone said that said to kill Cata again. They never yeah, I keep seeing this and it's not just it's just not the New York Times It's everyone's eyes in Cata well That's because the New York Times started using it so they have to do what the New York Times does of course oh that makes sense Oh Cata Cata Cata Cata for the China's you kind of bozo we've never heard of this guy now he's gone what happened like I read this report. This article is code for something, i'm not sure what it is? Well what I understood was they're basically saying... How do they know this guy's number two if you've never heard of him? Well they just look at the website isn't there like a CEO investor relations website? Oh maybe! I haven't seen that guy, this guy he said maybe on the board of advisors. Listen here's what the CNBC said The killing of Cato's number 2 leader deprives the group of a multi-talented manager

1:41:04 who helped spawn offshoots around the world and survive a US counter-terrorism campaign in Pakistan. This guy was a manager, they should have made him a VP! Give him a new business card! This guy doesn't even look right... So maybe it was some.. Maybe oh okay I'm almost thinking that this guy's you know this is a creative person He was a graphic designer? No i mean i think he was like this could be a composite photo for all we know Right well he was a multi-talented manager And it seems to be just some, the article seems to be more about the annoyance that we're...that the CIA is causing with the Pakistanis. No they don't ever tell the Pakistanis before they blow someone out of the wall why are you even telling us? Is it important to know that this guy who we never heard of has been killed or killing guys constantly and and they did it with a drone right yeah another drone there's something fishy about this story

1:42:04 I think it's got some second, there is a secondary reason for this thing cropping up like this. Okay keep your eye on it we don't always have the answers No we actually rarely We only spot the anomalies but we don't have the answers So anyway that kind of New York Times you can close What! That's it? Oh my goodness thats so short John One thing was all there was John's gonna hum the Sunday Times I'd rather play a clip. I picked up on C-Span Dick Cheney has got a new book coming out yeah, and it's getting a lot of play in terms of So i've got the independent caller on c-span clip which is uh he's gotta It's just funny okay

1:42:58 These are okay in our neighborhood. Akron, Ohio Mike Independent Caller good morning. Oh good morning thank you for C-SPAN Sure As far as Dick Cheney is concerned he's emblematic of the problem of the GOP ever since 2000 that campaign he was elected to be George Bush's right hand man to look for a vice president i guess it looked at the beer thought by cash that's pretty i'd wait for late street media but not be figure that as a red flag as a result dick cheney became the most powerful vice president of the u s which means therefore george bush will go down in history at the boat insignificant precedent never the greatest never the worst just the absolute

1:43:43 insignificant president i would have been happy with eight george bush john mccain to come back in two thousand without the campaign the president instead of dick cheney that way we could be george bush device president and see that he's got more than a bit of a piece of as they keep the other topic came back into the house and finally the tea party they could be a grassroots uh... or organizations. They have two main leaders, one of course is Dick Arby and the other one is Dick Cheney they should be called the Dick Arby Brigade or the Dick Cheney Cheerleaders pick your dick Bobby Tallahassee Florida let's move right along this just once again ladies and gentlemen if you want to help this show there are a couple ways you can help One is support the show with your financial donations that is very important but

1:44:33 There are people out there who are ready for this program. They are primed, their eyes are open, their ears are open You need to be calling C-SPAN during these Open Phone Calls and I mean how hard can we have very intelligent people We have people who do great stuff. You can do jingles, you put together bits for us so we understand the clips. Call into these shows and then while your talking about whatever stupid topic is on just say noagendershow.com The best podcast in the world in the morning! Douchebags! It makes so much sense it's the best way to help more people listening to this show

1:45:09 And they have open lines on C-SPAN all the time and there's not that they have a big audience but you're right, the audience at this C-SPAN audiences are our audience. I'm gonna do it well maybe i just have to show by lead by example. Just go in and show how its done This is nuts, it's so easy. It's so incredibly easy to get on these shows and it's funny! And that one apparently they I don't think they have a delay on it because the guy you know pick your dick Is like something that would have bleeped on most things... and they have like some goofy interns who are doing the call screening because it's so easy To get through it's so easy Please My goodness, it doesn't matter what the topic is. People are watching! Our people are watching and please I really encourage you Now i have another clip from this same segment but its a long clip and I don't think you want to hear about because it entails 9-11 conspiracies in the whole nine yards as Dick Cheney's new book because this guy accuses Cheney of being on it in some way What do you mean? I dont want to hear this

1:46:13 You're setting me up, of course I want to hear this. Alright so this is another one of a potential no agenda listener calling in and he goes... A fan of yours no doubt Let me guess, he goes off on why did you issue the stand down order? Is that what he says? Yeah Good! I love it, I love it By the Supreme Court puts a question mark at the end of that Long Island New York Now David Democrat good morning Good morning, Paul. Can you pull up an article at all possible from May 7th 2004? It's titled... it was from New York Times. It was titled Tape of Air Traffic Control is Made on 9-11. So what.. tell us more about the piece Well it connected Cheney to the stand down that was

1:47:01 was made by the... there was a normal protocol for interception of any airliner that was hijacked and Mr. Chaney had his finger on the button that morning, and for some strange reason well I think i know the reason he had placed a stand down order on any form of interception of those aircraft but the docu...the tape of the controllers involved on that morning were destroyed about four or five months later and you know this is a heinous crime committed against the united states on nine eleven and to destroy evidence leads one to question why those videotapes were destroyed at it was was of the involved air traffic controllers on that morning now connection is

1:47:45 um... prior to the cheney coming to the vice presidency he had been under investigation for accounting fraud involved uh... i believe was connected to your author anderson scandal him over there but they'll get that uh... haliburton within the redden and his stock shares were spoiler arm did which it was a women is changing sitting there listening to this No, no this is just open. They have... Oh okay. I wish! Yeah so wait a minute What is the C-SPAN host supposed to do? Is he an expert, is he supposed to answer this? No that's the joke of it. They're just taking calls That's why people should be calling in They go from one call to the next This isn't like hey how you doing call me and say something Yeah we are talking about a new Dick Cheney book So I'm going to use the bat signal when they have open phones When did they do these open phones All the time

1:48:43 It's gotta be scheduled. Yeah, on the weekend and especially while Congress is out This is crazy that we're not all over this! Let me see... C-SPAN open phones it must be scheduled I know its in the morning Ummm....I guess they...uhhh... yeah...open phones doesn't tell you when it's on they just do whenever they feel like it Oh how often does CSPAN do open phone? Okay here's a Yahoo question Yahoo...Yahoo...yeah you suck No, they just do it whenever apparently. Whenever they got no programming I think is when they go flat on their programming something you know somebody didn't show up or the meeting was cancelled or something like that and they don't have anything to monitor So my recommendation is call in on the Democrat line. Don't call the Independent or Republican line because they know that your going to be nuts

1:49:38 Seriously, just call the... Yeah but this guy is nuts and he called in on the downfall. That's what I'm saying! That that's what so good about it and just do this all the time just propagate all these means So okay let's help our listeners John What should people call in and harp about This week on Open Phones On C-SPAN? What should we pick? Well C-SPAN calls the theme It doesn't matter. I think we should harp on the fake hurricane, the fact that this thing was overblown and they were predicting a 5% one. Noooo... That's not good enough! Let's do something really good. How about the Stargate? Have people call and say hey, did you know about the Stargate thats opening up? You just wanted to call in with your crazy idea. Yeah! In the Gulf of Aden. How bout Harp?!

1:50:24 Just go and talk about harp. Here's here's a topic can talk about Now just we'll back up for one second, and I actually put it in the show notes again three three four dot any show notes calm This is where you can find testimony from Secretary of Defense William Cohen Who said that other countries have machinery where they can make hurricanes earthquakes? And by golly the u.s.. Should investigate in that as well the lugar Was it this is what part of the Lugar something treaty act was invoked because of this? We're supposed to make money available for our own earthquake machines. The thesis is that HAARP, H-A-A-R-P Is doing this and I believe that we are in a war with China and China has flipped... by the way Albany got a 2.9 earthquake this morning

1:51:11 So, yeah and we had a big deal. But of course we're not leaving China alone. Dozens of people spotted this unidentified glowing object above Shanghai and Beijing China at the same time A pilot flying from Shanghai says the huge cloud grew in size and ended up looking about 100 times larger than the moon Some believe that this could be a fragment of a satellite launched by Russia two days earlier You should go see this thing it's great it is huge I'm predicting an earthquake in China. We're definitely heating up the ionosphere over those guys and you got to see this thing John it's beautiful

1:51:49 is huge a huge bubble. Okay, so the show notes I'll go check it out Of course it is now of course when you're on a you know when your talking head on the news you gotta make fun of it look at that what do you think Walter? uh looks like fog maybe what do you think? Fog definitely! We'll go with that! You there yeah here alright so let's see The Russians lost us first they lost their What'd they lose? They lost a rocket, now they lost their freighter that's supposed to resupply the International Space Station. So they're losing stuff left and right! Are the Chinas shooting that out of the sky as well? I don't know... We may be shooting it out of the sky so we can reinitialize with some rationale the NASA program

1:52:46 I don't know, but it's... This is the M-12M space freighter carrying food and other items to the International Space Station fell in South Siberia's Altai Republic after failing to separate from its Soyuz U carrier rocket. The first loss of a progress freighter in the history of Russia's space industry In the history! In the history! Mr. Adam Curry Open up the door Mrs. Curry Now!!! I gotta back off So let's see what the London papers have to say Okay London papers have to say this. ...to the right in the wake of the recent riots The Sunday Telegraph says that abortion laws are set to be tightened by the government in the biggest shake-up in a generation and also has a story of a report which is going to clear the army of systematically torturing civilians in Iraq This is an investigation into the death, in 2003, of Bahamusa, a Basra hotel worker but it will criticize

1:53:49 soldiers for closing ranks. The Mail on Sunday says that red traffic lights will automatically turn green to speed chauffeur driven dignitaries along special VIP lanes during the London Olympics while millions of ordinary motorists will face gridlock during the games and we'll have more on the paper. I read this article and like Is that great? Isn't that just awesome. It's like they've literally created this and the buses have this in many countries where the driver can hit a button, it is called the VTAC system and it will then...it basically a big magnet or that how used to work And then it flips a switch and essentially turns your light green Now I've driven in London traffic, it is the suckiest most absolute horrible traffic you can imagine

1:54:41 now they're gonna have these elitist pricks whizzing by? It's unbelievable! You people, you should be placing IEDs along this route. This is it so yeah well anyway so in this report the one that did you kind of let slide which is the one where they and you think about this thing about the logic of this they've they've absolved soldiers from systematic torture in Iraq yeah I heard it and but along with that they said, but they got mad or they didn't absolve them of closing ranks meaning the soldiers were trying to cover up the crime that didn't happen? Let me get this straight. Maybe you should listen to it again

1:55:25 Because yeah, I was focused completely on the elitist pricks. Let's listen to it again. and also has a story of the report which is going to clear the army of systematically torturing civilians in Iraq. This is an investigation into death, 2003, of Bahamusa, a Basra hotel worker but it will criticize soldiers for closing ranks." Wow! So how does that make any sense?

1:56:02 If the soldiers closing ranks were probably saying they didn't do anything wrong. They didn't do it, right? And so then they found they didn't do anything wrong So how is that closing ranks is just telling the truth of the fact that the matter Is there were closing ranks and this a cover-up wait, they blew it by saying okay Well, we're gonna nobody's gonna get ready you guys shouldn't do that again whatever it was I mean This is typical bullcrap What wasn't mentioned in this report is Home Secretary, I guess that's kind of the Gitmo Nation East equivalent of Lucy Napolitano, Theresa May has banned all marches in east London and four neighboring boroughs for a 30 day period following requests from the Scotland Yard Acting Commissioner Tim Godwin.

1:56:50 So you are not allowed to protest in Britain anymore. Just no marches, you cannot protest which is that do they have any Bill of Rights there? They don't know Magna Carta doesn't account for something over there apparently not and now according to the latest news out of this place Cameron is making it still going on with this by the way getting a flack for saying we should have ways to shut down the tweeter yeah of course in the Facebook's gotta go and and the BBMS so I'll gotta stop Meanwhile, back home I spent my time wisely and watched our address from our president. You know he always does this radio address on the YouTubes and what is 9-11? What are we supposed to do on 9-11? What kind of day is that John? Hunker down! Is that a... unquote. Unquote Isn't it 9-11 shouldn't we be.. if you were President what would you associate with 9-11

1:57:54 Would I associate with 9-11? Yeah, what would you tell your people to do? Attacked by a bunch of crackpot Muslim terrorists. No but would you say let's remember or... I would say we should remember those who lost their lives on 9 11 yes Do we have any kind of other call to action We should probably thank the first responders and things like that i'm not sure Well lets check in with the president see wha he has to say September 11th Michelle and I will join the commemorations at Ground Zero In Shanksville And at The Pentagon But even if you can't be in New York, Pennsylvania or Virginia every American can be part of this anniversary. Once again 9-11 will be a National Day Of Service and Remembrance." Oh okay! National day of service? What?! It's a national... it's a national day of service

1:58:43 Service, you know? Like serve. And in the days when we... Like what?! How about getting us some jobs! No you have to serve us listen. Folks across the country and all 50 states will come together in their communities and neighborhoods To honor the victims of 9-11 and to reaffirm the strength of our nation with acts of service and charity In Minneapolis volunteers will help restore a community center In Winston-Salem, North Carolina they'll hammer shingles and lay floors to give a family a new home. In Tallahassee Florida they'll assemble care packages for our troops overseas and their families here at home in Orange County California they'll renovate homes for our veterans

1:59:25 And once again, Michelle and I look forward to joining a local service project as well. And you can go to serve dot gov to get all the information or... What is this? A home improvement show? Or what are we talking about here they're going to be fixing up some guys houses it sounds like that makeover show on ABC Yeah no it's uh serve dot gov if you watch the entire speech he promotes serve dot gov and lindow.gov I think it is, it's lindo. Lindo? What the hell is lindo? It's not lingo, it's lingo. What's serve in Spanish? I don't know. I forgot now. Dos tacos al pastor. That's all I know in Spanish. Go to Taco Bell! Hold on let me see... Serve dot gov Come on, it's en espanol. Here it is. Servir

2:00:22 No, it was crazy. There was another word for it! Now now now its making me mad It was like lingo? Lindo? It was something weird I'll have to look it up But yeah please obey and please serve I don't understand...I think 9-11 should be a day Didn't we talk about this? Didn't this happen in the past? I kind of remember this that we were like, why do we have to volunteer and stuff? It's weird. Well I mean out of the blue...I think it is because they keep people busy otherwise you're going to be rioting in the streets and service by the way is a code word for many religions You know service, serve the Lord, service, service, service which makes no sense coming from Obama I don't know The antidote to summer learning loss reading an outdoor play looking at this crap on this website This is another eight

2:01:14 18 million dollar website. I keep thinking eight, because eighteen just doesn't...I can not imagine these things costing $18 million dollars a bunch of cheap templates using Drupal. United We Serve the president is calling on all Americans to participate in our nation's recovery and renewal by serving in our communities there are many ways to get involved America's new foundation will be built one community at What new foundation? Give my nation lowlands. Remember those big television towers that

2:01:55 caught fire and fell over, and basically took out all the television and radio for a week. Classic! Yeah... So the owners of The Tower, Novec they know the cause of the fire but they are going to temporarily keep this a secret according to reports Why are the Dutch slaves not revolting against this? We know what it is we're not gonna tell you right now Wow that doesn't seem right No, and what difference does it make? Well there must be some security reason or something. I don't know Yeah but what could it possibly be terrorists? I dunno, I dunno It could be terrorists in this country they go on and on about it! I dunno...I have no idea And this was the weirdest thing that came out uh.. I presume Wait a minute What if it was like maybe a strike from a flying saucer and they don't want to alarm the public They dont wanna please do not be alarmed

2:02:53 So this was news in my world about this 2004 declassified document which surfaced, which is from the director of the CIA. This document dated March 3rd 1964 Which basically states that Lee Harvey Oswald John F. Kennedy's assassin, a supposed assassin was trained by the CIA Yeah see that is the problem this is exactly the problem Everyone goes like huh? So why wouldn't several other of these lone wolf assassins be trained by the CIA Why wouldn't 9-11 hijackers be trained by the CIA We have to wait until we're 80 years old to find out if were right

2:03:49 Yeah, Oswald subject was trained by the agency under cover of this office of the Office of Naval Intelligence for Soviet assignments. So shouldn't we like reopen that discussion? Yeah I think we should do that tomorrow No you know what i mean though seriously That's weird Well yeah you should but who is it like if Ron Paul said in that clip which is the CIA took over the place after Kennedy assassination And they took over the place for whatever reason, good or bad. We don't know because we don't know anything How far do you think that reinvestigation is going to last? How far are you gonna get with that, do you think? You're right not very far All right let me ask you a question then since By the way what's the deal with this book... there was a big scandal This was in The Times There some guy has written Some ex-FBI guy That was in charge of some 9 11 aspect and he has written this book

2:04:54 That's just extremely critical of the fact that the CIA didn't share any information about the 9-11 deal and they're redacting, did they grab the publishers? I saw that. And their redacting all kinds of weird shit like you can't use the word station Really?! But isn't that kind of a common known word for the CIA office is station Yeah Interesting. No, I can't use that word is it's a good say it's classified right? Well you know my uncle Don is writing his book and And he's had cleared by the agency and he had to pull stuff out too which I'm not allowed tell you about But I told him don just thanks for the tease yeah Just yeah, don't worry. It was like just just write the book dude. Just write the whole thing write it perfectly and

2:05:43 Very interesting. He's struggling with the whole October surprise thing because he was basically accused of being complicit in that said why don't you try the truth says I'd like where you're going with that So well, who is it? What yeah crazy a curry good right You're a crazy man get that RV off my lawn you all right from your neck of the woods John Please investigate this story for me Welcome back everybody. Okay, stop what you're doing because this is amazing Orcas like 20 of them swimming near Maury Island in just the past hour Sky King took these incredible pictures and they are swimming in very shallow water So we had to pull our environmental specialist from what he was doing to talk about this Gary Chittum's here Did you see this these orcas swimming there really in the shallow water?

2:06:32 There's one down the street. An orca? No, I'm just...I haven't seen an orca up here forever! But this is like...it is beautiful footage you have to say it's like 20 of them just all swimming in the shallow water. You should go look at that. Yeah, I got to see that big giant orca that one was the biggest I think ever in captivity. The huge thing That was at Marine World years and years ago This thing was so big I mean it was unbelievable. I've seen other orcas, they're all pretty you know like maybe five or six times bigger than a dolphin this thing was the size of a full 18 wheeler. It was huge! Well all i know is that Orca's respond to harp waves

2:07:17 Oh, maybe they're coming in to bust up the place. And there's something else going on in West Virginia as we know from the previous show animals are much smarter when disasters are about to strike We know that lions stood still...we know that all these animals were freaking out because of the earthquake what's happening now in West Virginia? Hello? Place? A town in West Virginia says it's under siege by birds Every night thousands of birds take over the town of Huntington. No one can explain why the birds have been showing up, what they do know is they are loud. Because of the noise. Very hard. They say the noise isn't the worst part, it's what the birds leave behind It's almost a non-stop job cleaning up bird droppings Bird poop! Everybody? Bird poop Hey hold on a second Isn't this summer that each east coast was inundated with cicadas Yeah Wouldn't that kind of bring a few birds out of the woodwork I don't know Maybe But West Virginia is not really the East Coast

2:08:25 I think they have the cicada problem because it stems from Chicago all the way to hold for everything pretty much west east of the Mississippi. Well, all i know is we've had a drill for everyone moving to West Virginia The East Coast seems to be under attack from hurricanes and earthquakes...I'm glad I'm out here on the West Coast! Maybe they're gonna cut the country in half with a big Alright, yeah. Bork dot org slash NAP will help us out Yeah we really do need your support and we will continue to stay on top of all the bull crap that is being passed off as news and try and find the stuff that's really happening for you particularly as it pertains to the Arab Spring Coming to you from Hilltop Watch Tower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West of Peoples Republic of Southern California In The Morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from the buzzkill bunker north

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