1:19:45 I'm sorry, but I am digging up some emails from people that... Well what's he doing? Alright you want me to start it off then and get us going. No I can do this. I got the ones i need. Okay. I'll tell you take it. You actually can take the baronet. Let me do the anonymous freight dog okay 135501 anonymous freight dog comes in from parts unknown at looks Long time listener, yada yada yada please de-douche. You've been de-douched! He wants to be knighted as Sir Anonymous Freight Dog so actually right now he's only anonymous freight dog but you'll be sir. Yes I will. Adding a penny for the jar Adam stay safe keep up the great work love peace and hair grease
1:20:36 All right now he is also a rare Episode club member. Yes, this is less rare and for some reason nowadays Reasons unknown to me yes well I love it when people do that so a special double credit and a Nighting later on looking forward to it Then we have Baronetess Laura from Daleville, Virginia. 52370 interesting number. Happy almost flag day! When is it flag day? You know... When somebody said that, I think it was her note. I said oh man Flag Day is something we usually do. Great promotion! But we did nothing. We missed it damnit. Happy almost flag day has been way too long since my last donation more than a year but as were almost empty nesters its time to contribute to the best podcast in the universe just a couple of favors first John could you please add me to the wine list? It would be greatly appreciated
1:21:37 I'm not on the list. I will put up a wine-less subscription link eventually. I want to be on the list! Why? Why?! So i can read about... WHY?! Yeah, why because I tell you everything just directly You're one of the few people that can contact me when in a restaurant This would cost everyone $1,000 by the way Oh my god, I so wanna make an app for you Because you always will pick up if there's money involved Yeah. Oh yeah, they tend to be that way yes. We've enjoyed wines from Sarlouse and Sons and the Verite wines based on your recommendations Yes I have those as well You bought... wait hold on a second you bought some of the Verité wine? Those things are not cheap They sent it to me oh you! Yes me
1:22:28 Yes. Oh, I thought you were reading from the notes! No she said...I am! She said we've enjoyed wines from Sarlous & Sons and Verite Wines And I said I have as well is what I said. Oh no, I'm talking about them... No they bought it Yeah, you got some free this stuff it's not for the weak of heart. It's special vintage got all kinds of writing on it that makes it look very important It's very important wine. We've enjoyed wines from Sarlouse & Sons and Verite Wines based on your recommendations, so if you have any other thoughts we'll continue to drink well! We're in Virginia and the wines here are many but not necessarily spectacular as it stands our favorite Virginia wines are RDV and Barbersville for what it's worth comments? The Chardonnays from Virginia are very acceptable
1:23:17 Also, I'm not worthy compared to many other producers. I always look forward to hearing from Sironimus of Dogpatch and I hope he's doing well! We always hope he's doing well. And the producer who asked for the Nothing But A Dame song, which was spectacular! If others more talented than I could come up with an introduction to Honor Seronimus it would be appreciated otherwise i just want to thank you for keeping me sane over many many years Thank you again for everything you do and John don't stay safe but live dangerously No jingles no karma love you both Baronetis Laura
1:23:58 Nice. That's a sweet note. Thank you, Laura! You're very sweet. She came in from 52370 in Daleville Yeah How about Michael Rulon in Austin Texas? I have a note from him Alrighty As I was looking up and I had to switch to my email and when it gives me right here... Michael Rulon Mike In the morning I realized that my recent surgery, the total number of lymph nodes that have been removed from my body is 33. I didn't know we had that many lymph nodes in the body! No idea about that... So i knew it was time to donate once again and finally take The Plunge into knighthood accounting below Oh okay hold on a second yeah don't believe he's on the list then is he? I wouldn't think so Okay all right
1:24:46 Um, he'd like to be called Sir Hare Heel of Austin. Okay...Sir Hare Heel? If it pleases the peerage committee well I can call you something whatever you want Don't have a problem with that! Sir Hare Heel of Austin could i get some F-cancer karma and I would appreciate some non alcoholic bourbon but not the magical kind that actually tastes good what? Non alcoholic Bourbon, but the lousy stuff he wants. The lousy stuff okay? Along with a glass and some ice cubes Okay Okay Thank you both for your courage sir hair heel or would to be sure hair heal of us is healed with eal or no H E L okay like a shoe Okay, and did he need it f cancer yes F cancer For him
1:25:49 You've got karma. Well, sadly that's two in a row Because Quint Newell comes in with 333, parts unknown. ITM dudes been listening for a while around the time Trump smoked Soleimani so long overdue giant de-douching please You've been de-douched And he says and F cancer got some shit news about my mom this week appreciate you both peace He says from Q I'm sorry but it's hard to hear that man But you never know when do this? You've got karma. Sarah Birch in Milwaukee, Wisconsin comes with 333.33 just the same amount. I've been listening shamefully for several months now and have decided... ...I'll remain a douchebag no longer! D-douche me please! You've been d-douched
1:26:51 On the topic, although I love them both dearly please call out Adam and Aaron as big old douchebags. Thanks John and Adam Now Brian Lewis sent in 333 from Reseda California Huh! Well we know who lives in Reseda You know who lives in R- Everyone knows who lives in Reseda. She moved. The good old Club 33. They burned the place down, she left I don't know where she is anymore so he sent a note but you know I look at the whole spreadsheet and I saw down at the bottom with one dollar and thirty three cents as secondary notes...I'll read his first note
1:27:49 Let's do this brother, sister. All black all white all brow love Asian and always love you Americans Love you people of the earth it's like a party And then he followed up with his second donation. Hey, this is the same Brian Lewis that donated $333 late last night please don't read the note attached I was drunk! I needed de-douching! You've been de-douched Love the program you guys rock thanks Brian Appreciate it Yeah looking at it definitely drunk Alex Mason, $333 and she is from parts unknown it seems. Hey guys I'm stepping up after months of mooching the best podcast in the world! Gotta get that straightened out... I sent 333 separately and would like what does it say here? Oh she's got one of those notes
1:28:45 One of those notes that never... Never ends? Yeah. I would like some and it goes on and off the page to the right, never has a carriage return. Oh okay. We said something and you'd like me to play a song I found months ago during a late night search for his... Okay i'm gonna have to reformat this note This came in email She said two notes, she said another and I don't know how to get a note into you guys. Well do you want to reformat that while i read the next one? Yeah let me do that. It's called WordRap copy paste in the notepad WordRap Alright well John is doing that we have The Bridgekeeper from Michigan 26767 You guys are doing interesting numbers today
1:29:35 Curry and Dvorak insemination group has gone... Wait a minute. The curry and Dvorak insemination group has gone above-and-beyond! My Tab drinking sister is pregnant with twins! And we're responsible, I guess? Tab maybe. Tab is now discontinued by Coca Cola and is selling for $25 a 12 pack on eBay Oh yeah. Great info! On the flip side, my wife is still in need of some jobs karma she is talking about quitting her job which is an hour drive from our home after we have our second child please give her the most hellacious jobs karma mix you can to conjure to her aid in finding a job closer to home." Well we can certainly do that and what else do we have here?
1:30:24 I was going to bring CRISPR up and why you guys have not brought that into the coronavirus vaccine conversation. We have a couple times, but i just heard it yeah but i just heard a snippet of CRISPR as i'm listening to the live stream of 1354 so we sent this on Thursday The other topic i was going to bring up is CERN and how i have a feeling that their nuclear research has somehow linked to the global reset My guess is there's a development of new nuclear power technology which will diminish the need for fossil fuels and will centralize the production of all energy. I'm not so sure about that, seems to be kind of counter to any narrative that is out there... could be
1:31:06 Um, what we'll do is we'll lay on that heaping of jobs karma for you girl. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got... JOBS! JOBS! Karma Alright yeah let me read the note now from Alexis Hey guys, I'm stepping up after months of mooching and the best podcast in the world. I sent $333 separately and would like some good karma for the whole world We need it and you can do it! I would like you to play a song I found months ago during late night search for is Bill Gates Satan? You might be humming it for days It's my new favorite and she has a link on YouTube link Thanks
1:31:53 Which we will look at maybe in a later show, we'll get to that because it's impossible to do it this way. No, you can't Thanks from a loyal listener who appreciates real news Alexis Mason from St Clair Shores Michigan That's where she is my friends call me Lex okay Lex thank you for that Dame Adrienne from Calverton, New York does a classic two three four five six. We love it Please call out my amazing hard-working husband Joe as a douchebag Do the work she says get your knighthood already please credit this to his knighthood He is so close XOXO Dame Adrienne Okay will do it and does he become a night today or are we unaware?
1:32:35 I'm gonna check. Okay, well... Well you check and I'll talk about Brendan Flemmer. That's a great name, Flemmer. Brendan Flemmer here with the news. Private Eye! 222.22 from Bismarck North Dakota and I have been to Bismarck Uh, first time donor? A humbly request a de-douching. Got it. You've been de-douched! I've been a long time listener and started hitting my smoking hot wife in the mouth when the Kung Fu fiasco started after some time she would ask have you ever donated? I would have to bow my head in shame and say no which she then followed up with you probably should
1:33:30 Good woman now my birthday has arrived June 11th And she has taken it upon herself to correct this wrong by giving me an associate executive producership Thank you dear for the great gift and thank you no agenda for the content. You continuously provide The following is a note my wife wanted to include My Keepers Note below, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for several reasons just from the wife mm-hmm I have finally suggested a birthday present for my husband that he's excited about. No more unwanted clothes or useless electronics for him, this year he is instead receiving dollars for being a no agenda associate producer. It's the gift number two! It's the gift that keeps on giving
1:34:17 It's historic. Two, keeping... because you'll always be the associate executive producer for this show forever. Always. Keeping us well informed and grounded in reality over this past year. Three I was one of the fearful and anxious masses until my husband started having me listen to segments of your show with him Stop, stop. Providing us with things to talk about after 19 years of marriage Including is John irritated or just cranky? Or how many F-bombs will Adam drop today My keeper's note ends. Jingle request boogity amen the short version that is attached and karma for all who donated Brendan Flemmer Oh man, so two things uh three things one if you're if there's something you're attaching which we typically won't play You have to copy me on the email or just definitely not gonna get played too
1:35:14 Thank you to all the men who had the insight and the relationship they have with their partners. Or, men and men doesn't matter but partners who listened to this show brought their other partner in And it has not only helped the experience of this past year-and-a-half But as you can tell here it strengthens your relationship They got stuff to talk about again Yeah, they're not all wired and jerked out of control from the COVID hysteria. Exactly! And I love seeing so many women show up in the donations in the emails on the Mastodon... Oh man what is that? I'm parched what are you drinking? La Croix You're back to those hosers who sent you nothing?! What can I do it was on sale. I am reliably informed by the way that it is pronounced lacrosse
1:36:15 I don't care how people think they should pronounce it. I'm pronouncing it the way I pronounce it, which is La Croix. Okay. Brendan here is your jingle request. And I guess I'll grab this one... It's interesting how The lower the amount, the longer the note. It's very funny how that works Greg Rubio from... This note is too long I'm gonna tell you right now Chugiak? Is it Arkansas? Chugiak! I think that's Alaska isn't it AK
1:37:10 Is AK Alaska? Arkansas is... Where's Arkansas, it AS? AR I think. Oh you're right so it IS Alaska you're right well yeah here we go in the morning from the last frontier hello I have never donated before so I'd like a de-douching! You've been de-douched It is crucial that I donate now in the amount of two thirteen thirty three two plus one Three dot 33 while i'm still 33 since, i turned 34 on the 25th i was hitting The mouth a little over a year ago by my sizzling simmering fiery fiance so i would like to dedicate this donation To her uh here it comes we should don't have some romantic music or something
1:37:58 I was thinking more like battle music. Lori! Let me find if i can find my recorder there we go oh well this will work okay the romantic John romantic come on do it yeah romantic all right Lori you are the love of my life and you make me a better man, I can't wait to spend the rest of my days resisting the globalist bullcrap with you by my side When I first started listening to the show, my amygdala was already a healthy size as I never believed anything the M5M said. Anyway... Listening to your show made it enlarged because it showed just how severe the propaganda has gotten How many of my fellow countrymen are blindly falling forward But this temporary amygdala enlargement quickly subsided when I realized how many new folks are being awakened every day greatly attributed to by your show and its producers
1:38:53 Thankfully this new hope brought my amygdala back down to a healthy size. Beautiful. I mean we just could not could not do any better than that, I mean there's nothing like a serenade from John's recorder yeah worth wait wait wait he had to talk yeah no he had some requests you want the jobs karma baby making karma isn't that a job by itself and double jobs and that's true and a quick answer You've got karma To go Tim Worth is number one from Overland Park $200 and two cents this makes me a knight sir, Kim nice nice. Oh
1:39:54 uh... al sharpton medley please and kassadin f another f cancer thanks resist we must is a good one They're all jitty about a shutdown. This is Al's greatest hits. The Tortoise in the Race, then co-author of Who Briefs? YouTube lead singer Bono! Fran Drescher! Sigournoy Weaver suspect Jahar Sinaev Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh! Rush Limbaugh! The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor Is Michael...
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1:41:16 You've got karma. Another national treasure, our al... National treasure. We pronounce a lot of words but we don't get paid he gets like a million dollars just to be on CN- MSNBC I know Harvey Cody's last on the list from Houston Texas 200 bucks And he just says, in the morning keep up the good work and we love your note. Thank you Harvey! Then we have a make-good from John McPherson for $13.54 I think we couldn't find that here it is in the morning Adam & John long time listener please de-douche us You've been de-douched! And he's got douche bag call outs for Dan Dean beers Douchebag! And Travis Webster Douchebag! Sending support to The Greatest Pod
1:42:03 All uppercase. Cast in the universe, please shout out our podcast 2Js in a Pod. You guys help keep us sane and if you'd be so kind please say... Alright okay he wants me to do a promo. Okay sorry for the long note love and lit justice and John from The2js. Okay so here's what he wanted me to say. He wants a jingle! It's a jingle How should I do this jingle, John? A little inspiration. This is like a typical... It's the Podfather Adam Curry listen to The 2Js so how what what uh what- I think you nailed it! Here we go. Hey everybody it's the podfather Adam Curry You're listening To Two Jays in a POD! It was better the first time
1:42:54 Thank you all very much for being executive producers and associate executive producers of the best podcast in the universe, specifically episode 1355. You can place these credits anywhere credits are recognized or not! You can just impress people with them put on a business card your LinkedIn profile and you could always as we discussed earlier it is the gift that keeps on giving it's forever And believe me, the amount of people that copy this show... The copies of the MP3 will live on long after The Great Reset. We'll be thanking more people $50 and above in our second segment if you would like to support this program become an exec or associate exec yourself here you go This is the website to visit devorak.org slash n a Thank you again for your time your talent and your treasure for the best podcast in the universe Our formula is this