Topic: Masturbation

8 chapters across the catalog

COVID Medley
Episode 1440 3:40:24 - 3:47:03

1440: COVID Medley

Rand Paul vs. Fauci, Fast-Moving Science, Masturbation Loop

Senator Rand Paul and Dr. Anthony Fauci clash in a committee hearing over NIH funding and lab-leak evidence. Fauci accuses Paul of "kindling the crazies." The audio transitions into a satirical take on "fast-moving science" and a bizarre, repetitive loop of the word "masturbation," which the hosts use to mock the self-congratulatory nature of public health officials.

Stilts and Steroids
Episode 1355 1:50:06 - 2:05:47

1355: Stilts and Steroids

Jeffrey Toobin CNN Return, Allison Camerota Interview

Legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN following his termination from The New Yorker for a public masturbation incident during a Zoom call. Host Allison Camerota conducted a lengthy, repetitive interview where Toobin apologized multiple times and claimed to be in therapy. Critics question CNN's decision to reinstate him and mock the "smug" nature of his public apology tour.

Croaker
Episode 1288 2:30:12 - 2:34:16

1288: Croaker

Jeffrey Toobin Zoom Incident, CNN Suspension

CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker after exposing himself and masturbating during a Zoom call with colleagues. Toobin apologized, claiming he believed his camera was off during an election simulation drill, while CNN granted him "time off" to deal with the personal issue.

Juice Jacking
Episode 717

717: Juice Jacking

Masturbation Month, Ranch Hand Lubricant, and Star Party Introduction

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the arrival of May, which Dvorak identifies as Masturbation Month, citing various health benefits. Curry shares a warning about a slippery lubricant called Ranch Hand before mentioning his attendance at a "star party" in Austin organized by musician Dana Falkenberry.

Scottish Do Over
Episode 649 28:33 - 31:13

649: Scottish Do Over

The Fappening, Celebrity iCloud Photo Leak Origins

The "Fappening" celebrity photo leak is discussed, with Curry suggesting the term originated from the Dutch website Geen Stijl. The term "fap" is identified as an onomatopoeia for masturbation. The segment covers the widespread dissemination of stolen private photos from Apple's iCloud service.

Chubby Hitler
Episode 517 36:48 - 41:20

517: Chubby Hitler

Executive Producer Credits, Donor Thank-Yous and Masturbation Month

The show acknowledges financial support from executive producers including Sir Random Hillbilly and Sir Chris Wolf. A humorous mention is made regarding May being designated as "Masturbation Month." The hosts also discuss the performance of the show's newsletter and the value provided to the audience through the "Value for Value" model.

Pap Schmear
Episode 278 1:23:05 - 1:28:56

278: Pap Schmear

Internet Pornography and Male Productivity Concerns

A segment on The Joy Behar Show discussed the proliferation of free internet pornography and its impact on men working from home. An "expert" claimed that easy access to porn has led to a 500% increase in masturbation among some men, potentially reducing their motivation to seek real-world relationships. The hosts suggest this media narrative may be a precursor to new regulations or social stigmas regarding private internet usage.

The Future of Media
Episode 28 45:58 - 48:24

28: The Future of Media

Prostate Cancer Research, Masturbation, and New Zealand

Research from the Cancer Council of Victoria suggests that frequent masturbation may reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men. The hosts debate the specifics of the study, questioning why the benefit is attributed to masturbation specifically rather than sexual activity in general. There is a brief confusion over whether the "Victoria" in the study refers to Canada, Australia, or New Zealand.