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00:00 it's a new test brought to you by Nabisco. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Sunday February 13th 2011 time again for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 278 this is no agenda waiting for the 4g wireless revolution here at the hilltop watchtower crackpot command center give my nation west in the people's republic of southern california in the morning I'm Adam Curry and from northern silicon valley where the fog is in. I am John C Dvorak. Indeedy, In The Morning to you John And in the morning to you and all ships that see and uh

00:39 Boots on the ground! Yeah, well we got the wings in the skies. The foots in the oceans. Checks and the mails. Bakers in the kitchens. Dungs in the pits. Astronauts manning the moon and Mars base stations. Anybody out there napping for humanity? Hands on the air... ...and human resources throwing shoes and boots everywhere in the morning to y'all especially those in the chat room at noagendastream.com Noagendachat.net Everyone's charged up ready to go The way your government loves you because We need you full of energy Just tap it and suck it So grummet comes up to me Andrew Gromit from MeVeo. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna call him grommet Okay, it sounds like you could be talking about Wallace and grummets okay grummet yeah grommet come that comes up to ya grommet comes up to me He says so what's this foots in the water or foots in though foots? What is this foots thing right thanks for listening explain it to him Thanks for listening we have no family did remember that We've talked about it well No agenda foots

01:34 dot com is where we are the only media outlet tracking the shoes with foots in them washing up on shores, particularly in the Pacific Northwest. And that we have a Google map and were tracking that. Yeah, well, we're probably overdue for another foot I think get probably within next 30 days or so what do you think? Yeah, overdue for a foot! We're overdue for a foot it's time for a foot I tell ya So I was actually pretty pissed off this weekend. This weekend? Yeah, this weekend particularly well like Friday Saturday I had to work all day Friday Saturday and even this afternoon on I had to take a corporate gig to make up for the lack of donations This afternoon? Yeah after the show You have to go do some work? Yeah No but i'm pissed off because you know it's time that could be spending on the show

02:33 It's like, uh... Yeah but you can get something out of it at least to help people out. What is it you gotta do? It's a corporate video. It's horrible! I don't even want to go into it Oh well you can't say who it is now No but it's just that I don't wanna go into it You know what, it's like a corporate video Hey talking about crappy stuff So the restaurant we went to Fresca Burned down?! No They refused to accept my open table thing saying we never showed up What? So then I sent him a note, and said open table. Oh! And big investigation. So he said no, we showed up... Big investigation. Big investigation. So I said no, we showed up and gave him the details

03:15 and then they sent it, went back to me I said check the you know look for a credit card receipt from John C. Dvorak blah blah blah oh by the way this of course is quite unique did you hear what he just said? Look for a credit card receipt from John C. Dvorak yeah i don't like it be to be known that ever buy anything so anyway the uh... so they come back and say no! What?! They came back and said No! You're gonna have to send us a receipt Open table said that what you were trying to get the open table points clear. Yeah, yeah I get the points and so I figured I'm in now I'm because these guys wouldn't even go through the trouble at this crappy restaurant Which i'm now saying is crappy because yeah sucks now yeah

03:54 So I had to go digging around, found the receipt and faxed it to him. I can't believe you found the receipt! That's amazing. It is amazing. Yes it is. So I found the receipt and scanned in and sent by attachment and then they finally after the investigation was over gave me my points Wow, and soon you'll get lots of credit card charges from Nigeria. That's a possibility but whatever the case is I was very disappointed in the restaurant they couldn't even click us off the box and then they denied that you know and they made it you know story up i think there just...I don't know. That's unconscionable I tell ya It is, its unconscionable Hey! There was a classic one-two punch which took place while everybody was looking at uh... the revolution

04:41 The revolution in Egypt. Sorry? Oh, the revolution! The revolution is a bunch of people standing around eating zuvlaki. Falafel. Yeah there was a one-two punch which I don't think a lot of people caught and I wouldn't have known either if i hadn't gone to my favorite website which I visit once a week at least whitehouse.gov oh yeah now is what I see with the president's doing what he saying you know and I'd love the fact that you keep going there well they also well ask I religiously watch the West Wing Week which is their little reality show that they put together and it's rarely worth showing but it's very entertaining as an entire piece. They could put on the Bravo network for sure if they lengthen up a bit. They should! So, um... A couple of things happened uh... and didn't really hit me until I saw the White House whiteboard which has a new video

05:41 and uh... i think all of you that out of sequence ala play for your austin ghouls be now austin ghouls b who is the head of the president's economic uh... advisory board answers yeah now austin uh... what he was brought in because it is a prowess in that debate speech presentation Was he on a game show? That he won some game show or... Yeah, it's possible. All I know is that he sounds so much like that football coach It just hard to not visualize John Gruden as I listen this guy talk So the um... Apparently this was one of the president campaign promises although i don't really remember it uh... was too bring in high-speed internet interwebs everybody

06:28 Now a couple of weeks ago, and there wasn't all that much to cover so I think we touched on it briefly. The FCC came out with their net neutrality ruling and what a lot of people notice this yeah there's you know all kinds of stuff you know rules how we're going to do it but none of that really applies to wireless because wireless was kind of all on its own and the wireless networks well they have to be able to manage their uh... they are their networks in these also they should build a shape traffic and deny traffic in you know the wireless is some over here don't look at that please just get out of bed and all of us who have not been

07:07 Right, look at your cable. Look at the ADSL don't look at the wireless and then Austin comes out, Austin Goolsbee everybody with his little Austin Goolsbee whiteboard show and he lays into The Vision for The Future! Please pay attention to Austin Goolsbee Hi, I'm Austin Goolsbee chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors. And today i wanted to talk about the president's wireless innovation and infrastructure initiative which he just outlined in northern michigan now of course she does that in northern michigan so that no one pays attention to it Did you follow this, John? Being in the millions. Northern Michigan?! Have you ever been to northern Michigan? It's cold there isn't it? You might as well be in Alaska! In Juneau So that is a great place to announce something you don't want people to pay attention too No one is going up there Are you aware of the present... Beautiful by the way They also grow a lot of tart cherries in that area I'm sure they do

08:04 Are you aware of the president's broadband initiative? No, I never heard of it until this very minute. Okay well it was one his campaign promises Austin will explain it. You know what he is making up these campaign promises so we can get a better hit ratio Check it out This initiative would move the United States to the forefront of high-speed wireless network throughout the entire country and it really tries to prepare us so that our businesses can lead in this area and create jobs in this area going forward. Now, okay... Going forward? Yes! Win the future So, this is making sense so far. Yeah we need to... No it's made no sense at all he hasn't said anything He said going forward Here it comes Much the way we did with the internet Hey! We? Yeah we Kim and Al Gore Austin and Al sitting in a tree If you look At the top five companies In the world Can you name them

09:02 The top five companies? Top 5 companies in the world. He actually says companies I think he means internet companies. When you said company, I didn't say internet company. Well listen... In the internet space That's what i meant the Internet Space Space! The Internet Space! The Internets Space Can you name them? What are the top five? I'll say Google Facebook You already heard this so you know Well, I think he's wrong. Well i think the top five companies in the internet space would be Yahoo, Microsoft Google and then if you want to count Comcast that would put them in there an AT&T How about Baidu? What about Baidu? There are no Chinese companies that are in the top? Ah...Baidu might be in there. It does it's irrelevant All five of them are American Just so yo know

09:50 and over just the last 10 years they've had dramatic job creation. Employment at those companies has gone up 588% Holy crap! He also counted everybody 588 not 589 or 587. Not almost 600 or over 500 no, five hundred and eighty-eight percent he's writing this on the whiteboard by the way. Oh yeah it's beautiful work the internet sector now employs more than one million people and more than just the internet sector. What does that even mean? It means... What do you mean the internet sector employs 1 million people, so does that include us we're broadcasting this on the internet I'm not employed are you employed well i mean no but the internet sector might be i mean you could say that were being employed by the internet sector

10:46 No, I understand. I also would take that to be sysadmins... Does that change to 588 if it counts us? Then its 587 if we're actually included We bring the average down But he means something else. Listen. Many people believe this, many many people. John C. Dvorak do you believe this? I think it's already on wireless, isn't it? No the next round of revolution will be wireless. What's going to change is already on wireless! Oh you there's lots to change stand by You've already seen the beginnings of that

11:34 There have by 2010 been more than 12 billion applications downloaded for mobile phones. So he has this 12 billion number, in a square with rounded corners looking like an app I swear to God, so it's like 12 billion applications. He means apps 12 billion apps now Now he goes crazy there are 80 thousand businesses selling mobile phone applications I understand there even two kid millionaires in Finland selling games about angry birds Well at least you got a sense of humor

12:15 I think he actually doesn't know Angry Birds. You think? I think he actually someone said this is Angry Birds just like somebody gave that to him as a clunker for him First of all it's not two kids, it's like it's a real company Rovio was a full-blown company now yeah you know represented by CAA you know they've got an agent and everything they're doing a movie Two Kid Millionaires in Finland will be the only 2 millionaires after then Microsoft deal with Nokia So he continues. If we are going to win the future, we need to dominate this space! Hell yeah! We can't have them fins and build an Angry Birds? That's no good

12:54 we've got to do the bird stuff over here but the fact is our infrastructure is falling behind if you look at the share of people in a country that have a high-speed 3G wireless connection, The United States isn't even in the top five and that's why the president's wireless initiative is going to leapfrog 3g by the way this is now the wireless initiative I think his campaign promise may have been You know broadband for everybody now it's wireless. So we're gonna leapfrog listen here's where it gets interesting and roll out the fourth generation wireless technology and let us lead the world in that so this is what really bothers me so what is 4th G Wireless?

13:41 Well, I've actually written two or three columns on the topic saying that it's bogus. It's a marketing term and they keep redefining it because the real 4G doesn't exist. I mean, it does exist on paper but its so ridiculous... The 3G that was originally on paper is not even close to what it was. It's thousands of times more powerful than what they're delivering And I think, what is it? LTE. That's supposed to be the 4G? That'll be the 4G, I suppose But Austin Coolsby is now essentially saying...4G IS IT?! It gets like Verizon and who else? Sprint You know they're like, yeah we got 4G Who are the five companies did he ever name them? No Oh no He's not crazy

14:26 But here comes that giant sucking sound you hear is the resources being sucked away from you into the giant telco companies. Which of course are now going to have the complete lock on the internet as well This is this is what Internet 2 was going to be and welcome to it everybody here He comes. The plan includes three parts The first is that government will make available a big chunk of airwave spectrum I love I love the way, a big chunk of like we're getting a chocolate cake. I can't hear you exactly like would you kiss like a slice of cake? Big chunk of airwave spectrum! That sounds tasty doesn't it? 500 megahertz that will serve as the backbone of a new business platform Isn't that the five hundred megahertz they just took away from us when they forced us to go digital

15:27 Is that what they just took away? Now they're selling it back. I'll look at my spectrum chart and see but it's 500 megahertz, thats interesting Well we have a down payment You can't put alot of data on there but you can penetrate walls very nicely Right We'l auction this spectrum off so will actually also reduce the deficit by billions of dollars There is price setting There we go Price setting So whos gonna buy though thats whats going to be interesting Of course we know whos gonna buy it Uh...we do Google no the same guys are by all issue. I wouldn't be so sure well, okay? We go remember they were in the running earlier Maybe they said hey tip-off guys don't go for this crappy spectrum hold on we'll be giving you a big chunk later on favorable terms watch Second it includes major investment incentives ooh John

16:23 Start writing for the grant investment incentives. Yeah, we need an investment incentive app makers beware To encourage the private sector to build out the network on its own You've already started seeing that in many cities of the country and those investment incentives are in place Have you seen it? No no I mean but shut up slave you've already seen it And then third Third the wireless innovation fund There we go. That's the money yay alright, I stay here we go Pick up some cashier in which we will have some seed monies. I love the way he says that see money What kind of what isn't it seed money this seed bunnies just see seed monies It's not just one money its seed monies incentives

17:18 to encourage the private sector to build out the net. I rolled it back, i want to hear the seed monies again. That work on its own you've already started seeing that in many cities of the country and those investment incentives are in place right and then third The Wireless Innovation Fund In which we will have some seed moneys To fund some of our brightest scientists. Oh! It's not for us It's only for scientists who will find better ways to make it faster, more secure and a better business platform going forward. Faster, more secure and a better business platform going forward Going forward And so we can have all kinds of back doors to track everybody and shut you down So what is the point of this?

18:07 The point of me playing or the point of this? Both. The point is you're playing it and in fact what is that, what's he talking about? This is Internet 2 and I think the one two part... That's bullcrap because Internet 2 actually does exist as a separate internet. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no If they are calling this Internet 2 then something's wrong They may co-op that. What I'm saying is it's a two punch First we had the FCC with their net neutrality and all their regulations which did not apply to wireless Remember that? Did you read anything about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah Net neutrality doesn't have anything to do with it Doesn't apply to wireless Now hey! You're all getting your internets wireless Do you see the connection now that i'm making

18:54 Well, yeah I can you know let's let me don't tell me that's a stretch it's obvious. It is not a stretch but at the same time i don't see actually here's what I think here's why I don't think the connection valid because they can steal the...you know what your saying I think we're saying to me wrong You are wrong! I think were you saying and I could have predicted that okay What am I say? I think you're saying is that they're gonna say, well this wired thing we can't really spy easily enough. We can't really own it. Control! Just call it control yeah? We can't control it there ya go thats what your saying. Too bad I cant see what your saying

19:37 We can't control it as much as we can this wireless thing because we could pick it off the air, and do all these things. And I'm saying that... No thats not what im saying! That's not what Im saying! We need to control the internet so let's move the entire country towards internet through wireless which is already set up to have no regulation or at least a control in our favor. But they could do that with wired if they wanted too Yeah, but they're not promoting wired. They're promoting wireless we're gonna have everyone's going to want to have wireless internet We already have wireless internet It's called Wi-Fi so now it gets wireless everywhere Its obvious people will want that I don't You dont leave the house Well... There is a piece of America in between the east and west coast thats still on dial up you know they have no internets

20:34 So they don't have real broadband. Just because we are elitist and live on the west coast... Well there's something fishy about this whole thing, it is just.. okay I think it was pretty obvious And then vote a phone and then they can shut it down Anyway, let's just have Austin wrap it up in the last 20 seconds. History whether the transcontinental railroad the electrification of the nation The building of the interstate highway system America has always used the building of our infrastructure networks to take our economy forward and to build out American industry The wireless initiative is going to bring that to the 21st century It's gonna take it to the next level

21:16 because that's the american way. He gets an in the morning for that. It's the American Way, Austin American way. So this is our new infrastructure, you know it's like the roads that's what he said yeah the roads are put together so the truckers could use them so we could screw the railroads it's always one side against the other all these infrastructure moves except for rural electrification which I'm sure there some angle there too its always to take one group and favor another group He didn't say rule he just said electrifying the nation I laughed at that I'm like yeah he's tazing me bro electrifying the nation. So anyway... Well I'm sorry you don't see it the way i do? I don't see it the way you do, I mean I think that..I don't know, not buying! I understand that everyone's going to be on phones on the internet constantly. It's not just phones, its wireless, it's not phones

22:13 Dude, get a grip and come to reality. People want their internet wireless with tablets, iPads, laptops... And if there's an offering that wherever you go it just works You'll never ever get a wired connection again! You're not gonna deal with the cable company? It is so obvious! Oh they are out to screw Comcast I'm against it Well of course you should be against it Of course you should, because they set it up so that there's no rules and regulations for wireless. They're not saying we're building out broadband infrastructure like the real campaign promise was No it's only the wireless for which we have set no rules except all in our favor Alright maybe I'm just a conspiracy theorist I think your little conspiracy theory oriented...I mean I'm not arguing your basic premise but at the same time I'm not It's hard..it's like easier to wired wires are already here Oh John

23:12 Anyway, okay. That's gone we'll discuss this will agree to disagree Yeah Write it down in the prediction book Adam says now right we're getting screwed forget it see if I'm right get screwed Well let me write that down that never happened uh... do we have any uh... yeah i mean i think that it is just let's get them out of the way well don't like dislike talk down to him no i'm not a celebrity about other ways celebrate their yes bad day we had a bad week because of the blue site was down and people were and then die still believe in a thing which are but i think the egypt news was sold boring that nobody wanna listen to show i don't know if this is boring as that last thing you just did but she's all my god

23:58 but it was so boring you know I realize that nobody in the United States or most of the world cares about Egypt. Well, you know what they did? They wrapped... here's what happened like hey um hi yeah this is uh i'm over at CBS television we've got the Grammys on Sunday could you wrap the Egypt thing up a little bit for us can just move that along like just have something happen here oh okay Hosny! Hosny! Hey man go to take a vacation They had to wrap it up. You're right, it was boring. The sorry thing about is that on the first day we had outlined exactly what was going to happen you have that great Kissinger clip which pretty much said it all This is the first act in a play and that was the end of it so I think it became just a boring quote unquote revolution which is not even that because the military just took over when we saw briefing both of us

24:54 That said, when the thing first started I said no the military is going to take over because they actually work for our military. Do you get the idea that uh... the way Egypt has been positioned it's like this evil oppressive dictatorship? You know Egypt is like people vacation in Egypt It's not a main thing they do there Yeah! We look at the pyramids built by slaves we hang out on beaches and its nice You almost said Parthenon No thats not Egypt But I was singing the song. Yeah, it's like okay... I mean no worse than Jamaica! That's for sure. It's like the same thing you know it's a cool place to vacation yeah the people are suppressed so what? It's Egypt we could hang out there

25:40 so well let's thank you i believe that was a problem because they're less than by the way this grammy thing is ridiculous or talk about that for a minute uh... kelly spongberg black knight kelly as a matter of fact from rocky mountain house alberta canada is uh... added to his collection is certainly sir yep like night mister kelly is complete his knighthood for dallas spawned burden asking for a birthday shot at first fifteenth birthday february fourteenth while we have a junior night It's a good one or just a light and nightlight. I don't want to call him jr.. Because he's a full-fledged knight so cool all right, so we'll do both We'll do both of those later in the show. I think it was aggressive the name your kid Dallas Like naming your kid Dagny Dagny Michael Miller Tiburon California No, did anyone in the chat room get my joke? I didn't you didn't know okay?

26:35 $278 for the 278 dollar club, the 278 club because this is show 278. 213 for February 13th birthday shout out to Catherine and another 65 for Karma for the good slaves and show number do we have the Catherine shot out there on the list of birthdays? Yes we do will do that later that's a good thing russell keller i'd glendale california two seventy eight another two seventy eight club members to and that's now closed i love the show keep up the great work you guys give me this give me sick kio sorry you guys keep me sane in his brave new world slash nineteen eighty four control grid without the so moss prosac and that's what we do that's right and that's uh... michael hall also is a misogynistic producer from

27:20 How now panel main and we have a letter from him Which I'll read at the break. Okay, and We very much appreciate uh... the support from mister kelly and of course uh... pushing dallas up to knighthood and then i see a two seven eight club members michael miller russell keller uh... the uh... club is now closed no one else can ever put that in their credits you don't have to be the two seventy nine club which you could not start going after now cutting yes couple of quick p r mentions uh... i don't actually i don't know this is a good thing anymore because you said if you've got a domain later on pointed to the agenda showed up like ever of course everyone's got domain names laying around here we do everybody i have two and that means i can read it goes on there just saying that names but i was reading at google interview in the new york times where they had this this could be seen as like fraud to get our

28:19 of course we own the term fraud is a legal term but defrauding who? I'm just saying that it's google juice magic you know they could say hey what are all these domains pointing their link farming let's cut them down! You watch, because it's very dangerous. Anyway I want to thank Stephen Nowicki for pointing projectgrouper dot com to the to know agenda show calm I thank Andrew Cox from Gitmo nation Huskers for pointing digital vaudeville dot-com today or gender show Imperial proclamations US Sean Reiser pointed that angry culture calm which a kind of lice like John Henry Thank you so much Christopher mater

29:08 uh... had a pretty original one which is pointing to know agenda show dot com just take your medicine dot com i'd like that who dis dot me uh... is forwarded the courtesy of mark rudolph who dissed who dissed dot me who dissed dot me brother and john tucker uh... but i think you went out and registered a couple really good ones which uh... uh... these could be stand alone sites would even have to point to know jenna show dot com i think he will actually build these out rat out brad your buddy out dot com that's a good one as yet denunciation notice dot com which is also a good thing that says it doesn't go into as very very good should actually we should help them on that because i think those process

29:55 need to go live. That's what I said, they could be actual sites denunciationnotice.com Well you know you might right it could cause a problem somewhere Google still these Google guys are all robots anyway so somebody just clicks switch the next thing and no our notes we don't get any links anyway but we do get if you type in No Agenda yeah we own it we own it, I mean the whole page is ours. So if that starts to change then we're going have to rethink this policy. Then Scott Carter has forwarded the following domains freeworlddomination.com nowionyou.com worlddominators.com basicdigitalphotos.com easywebtemplates.com which i bet you gets a lot of Google juice

30:38 You know someone's like I need a web template. Easy web templates gotta be something we have to do something with that or he does it's like people are like yeah, you know web template hey what's this no agenda shoot? I think I will listen! I don't...I'm not interested in the web template anymore Or how about photocamera store dot com I want a cam...oh What's this Or even better... Well that's a stretch to ever get any new listeners but it is a funny idea. Stockonlinephotos.com I can just see the human resources like, I need some stock photos quickly! Hey this looks great what is this show all about? I think I should listen

31:20 I'm just kidding. We really appreciate it and of course again to executive producer sir Kelly Sponberg will be knighting Dallas Spongberg later on the show associate executive producer Michael Hall and also associated executive producers an Exclusive two seven eight club members Michael Miller Russell Keller, thank you all very much everyone else out there Please go out and continue to propagate our formula our formula is this we go out? We hit people in the mouth

32:03 Alright, a couple things I wanted to clear up before we got into the meat of today's show whatever it is. What? Austin Goolsbee wasn't the meat? He was definitely the meat! I waited with the last Sunday was a Super Bowl and I forgot to admit there's something going on at which bothers me. I just want to get out of the way as a pet peeve kind of, which is in sporting events they never you know somehow sporting events has now become patriotic. Oh! I knew you were gonna say this. I knew it because before...I'll just interrupt for second before i left that was like the first 15 minutes of the televised cast cause I was flying up north uh... There was military on the field

32:45 It was like, the drill team comes out and I turned to Mickey. I said John's gonna bitch about this So here's the deal it doesn't bother me because this became a tradition to do the national anthem at the beginning of a sporting event so you go to baseball game they play in national anthem This is something that came i think started in the 50s or 60s never used to be a thing in the 30s I can assure you so uh... but now they've gone and they take it to a new level now they're playing in the this is happening more and more news becoming disturbing they're playing america the beautiful that yeah they bring us singer ashe said america did you know for your to stand up here with their hands on our heart of saluting in there and they'll be you know watching the fight about mary katana and so then she finishes and then the next person comes out they sing the national zone i had them too i think just two things going on one besides the militarization sporting events

33:41 which is ridiculous and by the way, the Super Bowl ticket to an extreme weirdness with they actually read the entire Declaration of Independence as a pregame thing. What's it got to do with anything? I don't know And then they had in which I have a clip of Powell but you know Secretary Powell going on and on and with a whole bunch other guys talking about how great this country is I want to watch a football game. Anyway, what I think might be going on with this America the Beautiful thing...I think because of some of the wordage and some of the other things in the national anthem, I think there's a movement afoot to pull the national anthem and drop this in as our new national anthem you watch within the next couple years there is gonna be this, well I think that National Anthem should be changed into something less violent Wow

34:30 Well, let me respond to that. So first of all I actually did have tears in my eyes at the end of the national anthem when the jets came over. I always love that it's like oh wow. I liked it at the Super Bowl when the Jets flew over a closed dome! Yeah well they had this shot outside as you noticed So I think there's two things. First of all, the America The Beautiful was sung by the girl from Glee and so that was an obvious promotion for the show, Glee like it needs any. I think it was on... the whole thing was on Fox. That's a coincidence! Yeah do you think? I think not. Coincidence?! I THINK NOT!!

35:10 I also believe that a large portion, a large percentage of America actually thought that was the national anthem that was being sung. Unfortunately because you know people were like standing up and Mickey's like is this the national anthem? And I said no no it's America The Beautiful but its brought with such grandeur etc and uh... it's an easier song to remember yeah uh... a case in point and this kind of nobody knows what a rampart is but the ramparts uh... the rampart i think that not the wall of the final now they're thinking as we know but he knows why no store ever at the story about the year well you know they have thing about the national not interrupt u it's a boldness of british drinking songs that has been that's what his base dot saved the queen isn't

35:59 no no size something else is that i've heard it a couple times but if you look at up in the lookup on wikipedia finders of british drinking song bar toon that was turned into the national anthem because you know by a bunch of drunks and i think that information become very popular really the way i heard this story was different i didn't hear about your drugs Well, anyway. Maybe it wasn't drunks... Well then of course Christina Aguilera actually flubs the lyrics. Yeah she drops the word ramparts and makes something up. by the ramparts red gloom no one knows the words it's like is a uh... american beautiful you're gonna pull the national anthem and drop in this america the beautiful things and it's going to be at process starting it started about a year ago i started noticing this and it's just obviously it's not the song original was whiskey-in-a-jar about him was it

36:53 Thank you. That was the original song, it's a humiliation! Do we want to play the Powell clip since you were talking about it? Yeah so they do all this crap and then Powell comes on with all this kind of feel-good patriotism stuff that I just found... You know I'm as patriotic as the next guy but I'm watching a football game here people! The king of Great Britain dictated the establishment of an absolute tyranny over 13 colonies our fate under his rule was evident therefore our nation's architects found declaring independence to be worth... Stop a second, stop a second. Nations' architects? You know it was a tyrannical guy this George the III is actually an idiot and our fate was evident under this character you know here you just remember that American history the reason for the taxation without representation all the rest of it

37:41 And the irony of the whole revolution was they, George III actually looked at the tax you know they know there's people complaining about taxes in the colonies and he lowered the taxes. He actually lowered the taxes, he didn't raise the taxes, he lowered them but The kicker was he also put in an enforcement policy and so they would actually enforce the new lower taxes. Apparently we weren't paying any of the taxes, we were scofflaws about the whole thing! And so when they had forced us to pay the lower taxes which we weren't paying any taxes but now we had to pay the lower taxes We got upset about it and George III was completely beside him saying what is wrong with these people? I lowered their taxes and now they're going have a revolution?!

38:23 Anyway, that's the tyranny we... That was the tyranny. All right. Yeah. I'm telling you this thing is like it's annoying to watch. Well can we all agree that with a hundred and eleven million viewers most of them inebriated, hammered that this is the perfect opportunity to mind control them? Don't you understand that this is like the wireless thing you don't understand! It's like...

39:02 a telescreen event to use an Orwellian term. Everyone's hammered, the subconscious is wide open for messaging you get military jets you get the womp womp womp, beautiful chords in the background and then you get this indoctrination like duh! What do you expect Dvorak? This is how mass mind control works let's enjoy some more. A message to the world...a belief that has inspired us to greatness and shaped our destiny In America, our home. We are free Hey honey go get me some guacamole this is really good Give me some dip! We are equal we are united Yes! We are broke in America I am home I'm home cuz i got no job! WE ARE WOW WOW did you hear that? Do it again That was awesome They had like a...WE

39:56 Like that was all these guys are like famous athletes or personalities and they're standing in front of a bunch of military people who are chiming in. Oh my god I miss, I just want to roll that back just a second or two My God! That's great They all do WE! Wow this is mind control This IS mind control Listen We are home And we will cherish and defend our home sweet home We are grateful for a land so fair Our excellence is not an exception. It is a prevailing attitude. There's weapons of mass destruction, look I got a vial right here! We are a nation determined to realize dreams independence it is ours just as sure as our title is Americans This is where I roll out

40:48 I'm trying to keep the show clean anyway, so he says mind control. There's a little bit of interesting propaganda in there please this is like a really does his excellence because there's some dis excellence thing the accidents is that anyway out of love with the committee but do you understand uh... why this is being done at this moment in everyone's drunk click perfect perfect time your pure arguments valid yeah another and i find it personally as a fan of the game that i have to endure this yeah okay it's an ira alert when you watch it and it's like why are you doing this to me for the same reason that we destabilize everyone twice a year by changing the clocks which russia which russian now has denounced there no longer announced that did you read is that no longer going to do that no more time changes russia is on summertime for the rest

41:42 for the rest of all mankind. So they've got it right? It's like, hey we've got the entire nation under control. We own it! The oil guys... we own Russia you know I'm tired of that destabilization thing we always do twice a year stop that okay and we got control anyway but we're going to continue here that's the only reason is done is to destabilize people make them put them off balance this is mass this is exactly what mass is. Anyway I thought I'd bring it up

42:19 and you watch the national anthem gets that died i think it's all under the bus but we're gonna have to have the north american union anthem pretty soon okay for spanish isco may he call is sold now as well will work on that uh... meanwhile in a given nation europe under the year under the topic of Notice I didn't sing along. Haiku Herman comes out and he says the most amazing thing about

42:57 carbon reduction in the united states of europe that i just had to share with you because it is it's almost poetry the way this man speaks or that despite the way haiku herman is the uh... case you know he's the president of the united states of europe not elected as such and not recognize you could walk down the street and people would not know who he is but he is the president of the united states of europe reaching the euro objective off reducing greenhouse gas emissions by eighty ninety five percent Stop breathing stop breathing by 2050 compared to 1990 as agreed in October 2009 we require a revolution. Oh He's calling for revolution everybody what kind of revolution in energy systems, which must start now Yes GE come on over we're ready for you

43:53 It is in fact, it in fact means a new industrial revolution. Oh my god! Europe's gonna be such an exciting place to vacation The decisions of today determine the symbols of the future Wasteland or wind park? What do you want, wasteland or win- We're gonna have a wasteland in Europe is that what he said? So I think he's trying to do like poetry here. It's either Wasteland Or Wind Park here. I don't wanna wind park those things are making a lot of racket You want a wasteland well give another choice No i dont wanna waste land Well thats what your gonna get if you dont take Wind Park Who says? Haiku Herman

44:33 Here, he has another choice for you. Smog-filled cities or smart electricity grids? Uh what do you want? We took care of the smog filled cities after the kill off in 1955 in London with a deadly fog there and all the air pollution districts around I mean it's not even...it's nothing like it was in the 60s and 70s The Los Angeles basin which is still a little smoggy now and again doesn't even compare to the way it was 25 years ago or 30 years ago Improvements have been made already. What are they talking about? This is the Ministry of Truth giving you choices, this is... pump this into your brain Wasteland or wind parks Smog filled cities or smart electricity grids Hmm all these will require investment Oh that coming out of your pocket slaves Investment in energy saving solutions for cities

45:26 developing sustainable biofuels, building smart grids and developing clean vehicles. Vehicles? How's your clean vehicle doing? What did he say? Clean what?! Vehicles! Clean vehicles? A vehicle? It's a vehicle He means vehicle. Exactly! Implementation of the renewable energy directive in particular as regards consistent national support schemes and cooperation mechanism will be vital in this respect Okay, I don't know what he said there but I'm sure it's not good for us No This is what we're gonna do

46:03 So I just thought that was quite annoying, that he did that with this wasteland. Or wind parks! Smog-filled cities! Or smart electricity grids? That's how you talk to people Yeah...I think we should start talking that way Because they couldn't get the national anthem thing through that's what they tried first and talking about weird Ways of saying things I would just as just off this is a little bit off topic But I had to make this clip there was a special over the week And I think it was on the military channel which is another thing. I watch all the time It's not at all part of the mind control grid

46:40 and they were talking about how Franklin Roosevelt really didn't know about Pearl Harbor, and they're trying to do a documentary on this. And they brought in this old-timer who came out to say that it's all bullcrap that the uh... Roosevelt didn't know anything and everybody knew at the time it is just somebody created as an issue some years later but its the language this guy uses, old timer This is language I have never.. It's like I think we should reintroduce some of the terminologies that this guy uses uh... in in this little just commentary about how that's was all bogus the japanese attack at pearl harbor the pearl harbor investigations show and the allegations of somehow rosevelt new and advance so that the japanese are going to attack he planned it to get us into the war all of that was pure bosch pure poppycock your tom iraq it was a funny argument andy knew what was falling everybody else who do anything on the facts no was a funny

46:03 So I just thought that was quite annoying, that he did that with this wasteland. Or wind parks! Smog-filled cities! Or smart electricity grids? That's how you talk to people Yeah...I think we should start talking that way Because they couldn't get the national anthem thing through that's what they tried first and talking about weird Ways of saying things I would just as just off this is a little bit off topic But I had to make this clip there was a special over the week And I think it was on the military channel which is another thing. I watch all the time It's not at all part of the mind control grid

46:40 and they were talking about how Franklin Roosevelt really didn't know about Pearl Harbor, and they're trying to do a documentary on this. And they brought in this old-timer who came out to say that it's all bullcrap that the uh... Roosevelt didn't know anything and everybody knew at the time it is just somebody created as an issue some years later but its the language this guy uses, old timer This is language I have never.. It's like I think we should reintroduce some of the terminologies that this guy uses uh... in in this little just commentary about how that's was all bogus the japanese attack at pearl harbor the pearl harbor investigations show and the allegations of somehow rosevelt new and advance so that the japanese are going to attack he planned it to get us into the war all of that was pure bosch pure poppycock your tom iraq it was a funny argument andy knew what was falling everybody else who do anything on the facts no was a funny

47:37 Poppycock Tommy Rot. I think Tommy Rot is good what does that stem from? I have no idea where it even comes from, but poppycock is another one where's that in Bosch? Bosch poppycock tommy rot. It's bosch, its tommy rot, its poppy cock. I'm going to reintroduce those terms I'm gonna use them. Fiddle sticks! I think we should just do that fiddle sticks my parents used to say fiddle sticks I remember that. Fiddlesticks. Oh, oh, fiddlesticks! Did they ever say Tommy Rod? No! I would have kicked my mother in the shins. Tommy Rod... But fiddle sticks yeah no fiddlesticks was kind of an alternative to the F word. Fiddle sticks like really

48:18 Those days are over. Tell me rot I like poppycock cuz cock is a nice word to say poppycock well poppycock I don't know where but we should look those up What's the etymology of? Poppycock and more importantly Tommy Rott, and I wouldn't mind knowing fiddle sticks either while we're at it now Bosch Bosch well that's a speaker line they make good audio equipment The most you think anything in a Bose Oh, Bosch is actually the company the German coming to make spark plugs. Well that's what I mean yeah well yeah they make spark plugs and distributor caps. Nobody uses this. The distributor cap hasn't been put on a car for 40 years! I think i'm driving one that has a distributor cap. Distributor Cap? Hey man...I disabled their car by taking out the distributor cap. Distributor cap?! Yeah, uh, well I think my Saab actually has one. I think it still has a distributor cap

49:16 So I pulled a clip from CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference. Yeah of course for those... I couldn't get a clip! Oh no I got it but for those of you who are new to this program... And so if this actually covers two topics at once uh... because of course uh... the new television season is firing up and that we have um... celebrity apprentice which of course i once again needs ratings the last season on celebrity apprentice now we misused and also predicted by the way

49:56 uh... bread michaels with his uh... um... emergency hospitalization at the cinderella story we called it here on no agenda he came back to win celebrity apprentice so now donald trump needs to promote his program once again because very hard ratings are you know it's a it's a very difficult business these days and then if you can get five million people watching that's already quite a big thing so uh... trump does this by pretending to run for president yeah i just pretending yeah that's the main place that believe he's pretending to run for president and this guy has no shame john you agree with me right now he has those she knows an unbelievable so he will he will misuse uh... a sacred

50:41 uh... process okay it's been co-opted and hijacked but he'll misuse this process of uh... the political system to become president to promote himself and more importantly his show and um... they may have seen the news that once again the same as last year congressman uh... ron paul who i've supported for four years running now uh... one straw poll vote for presidential candidate wins his always win cf but before you play the dead trump clip let me play a little though follow-up and you can i just interrupt with this course design because ron paul kicks it and he kills

51:18 And it's like an embarrassment to the mainstream Republicans and Fox News, all the rest of them. So because Ron Paul winning again the CPAC vote as a guy that everyone wants to be president Fox quickly runs their own poll and play the fox poll on the elections and tell me where Ron Paul's name comes into it see if extra pole isn't the only election news tonight box Don't look over there. Whatever you do don't pay attention News as I mentioned at the top of the program just really is Geraldo yeah Yeah. It's the big new poll, our Julie Banderas has the details That's amazing how he does that So it was a little Steve Plastic don't worry about it We got a big, BIG, BIG new polls Now listen up slaves, tension human, we're a BIG POLL!

52:06 Geraldo, from former governors to Donald Trump. The field remains wide open according to the latest Fox News polls and with the results of CPAC's straw poll today we'll see if Republicans get a bump in the next few weeks as of right now Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney lead the pack with 55% and 54%. Rounding out the top five are former House Speaker Newt Gingrich at 43%, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin at 40% and former Florida Governor Jeb Bush at 39%. Huh. Wait a minute, they go to the top 20? Yeah! And Ron Paul never shows up anywhere in this thing?! Was it on screen? Did they show Ron Paul on screen?

52:50 They showed, they had the early stuff about CPAC and kind of mentioned in passing that Ron Paul won. But this was their own poll? The big one! This is their own poll which has no Ron Paul anywhere to be seen. It's hilarious Yeah this is a big poll Well it's clear because he does not have a shot at all There's no chance of the guy winning And Donald Trump will explain why I wish there was a candidate that I saw would be fantastic cause I love what I'm doing In fact I have great club that's 15 minutes away By the way, Ron Paul cannot get elected. I'm sorry to say that. So the only thing is missing this is on C-SPAN 3 by the way The only thing that's missing is where hello we've got there must be some no agenda listeners amongst the Ron Paul supporters who of course are jeering here at Trump's comment No one throws a shoe

53:46 I mean please, someone should have thrown a shoe. That...I'm very disappointed. Ah but wait there's more! That's how much booing there was going on. Should've clipped that sorry. Here it comes. THROW A SHOE!!! You know what else? I like Ron Paul. I think he is good guy but honestly he has just zero chance of getting elected you have to win an election

54:26 And by the way, don't forget to watch celebrity apprentice The guy is unbelievable really so we have to call the winner pretty soon I had a look and i don't know who's who's uh... haven't got to get the lay of the land but it's always fun because if this is what we do with you deconstruct the media for whose gonna win celebrity apprentice or anything as the same process is not that hard to do no it's not that hard to do but what's real funny there's another interesting story they came out just kinda slipped into their through the cracks that I got a kind of kick out of and actually i want to do this though just before we ask for donations because there's a follow-up that is kind of interesting. Which, well I guess were getting close to that anyway aren't we? No we've got a little more time but... Alright let's then.. Well then you wanna do some real news? Ooh! You catch me off track. Actually have some real news here we go. And now back to Real News

55:27 Hit the extra. Well, hold on a second. Sorry I wasn't prepared for it Hey! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! OMG in one hour how it went off the rails. Lindsay's Sharon Stone makeover did looking like the basic instinct bad girl help or further case in court? Is Jen Aniston really buying this 15 million dollar New York pad plus new

56:07 Plus, new details about a death on the set of NCIS. Extra exclusive Elton, Stevie Dion and Gladys only we're inside the New York City reunion 25 years in the making And our total age is now 493 Then I headline grabbing arrest A surprise divorce My name is Earl star Jamie Presley breaks her silence to defend your family It's really hurtful on so many levels Plus! Trump, is Rosie really calling a truce? I found him enjoyable. Extra starts right now! Extra and extra! Wow

56:43 So Trump even got in on this deal. Now, the one thing I've noticed on all these shows if you look at any of them is like unbelievable amount of Grammy pre-promotion i have never seen anything quite like it! Every show has got some grammy angle, grammy, grammy, grammy... I mean really have seen a lot of promotion and I'd like to find out who's doing the PR for the Grammys because they this person or persons Edelman No, I know, Edelman It is Edelman? Which who by the way are huge. No, Edelman's huge! But I've never noticed that they've been this... Well this is all about access see we're in award show season John case you didn't know so it's award show season and this is all about access and if you want into so you know the popular stars today you know its The Bieber

57:36 uh... you know it's a m&m was probably gonna sweep the grammys i'll say yes that's all these stars if you want access to get promoted if you're not promoting you don't get access you know and is what slaves one of they want their extra extra yeah no i know they've been there are very other as a quid pro quo involved course in all this extra coverage at isn't also another thing has been over covered and his idea and i can figure out how they can have balancing it but the scientologists have opened up a new hotel or some building somewhere in Clearwater which they own basically owned the town it's like you could check in anytime you want but you can never leave is that the hotel? It's like this big and there's all these interesting because I guess The New Yorker magazine ran this negative story which was about a guy who left the church. Yes, about some guy who left and he's complaining okay so let's stop the presses

58:27 So, uh... but these guys are the way they're carrying the story there and I've seen this on two or three of them, they're basically quoting from a bunch of press releases on both sides of the argument. They got The New Yorker piece and then they word for word... And this really bothers me by the way because I had clipped a thing from Deborah Norville's show that was so boring I didn't want to use it. After I erased it from the DVR another show came out with exact same words word for word! It was almost like it was scripted which is... becoming really annoying and I think a lot of our listeners slash producers are seeing that as well everything you read in fact I have something from the shadow puppet theater category. I won't play the jingle for you here you go

59:17 uh... press release PR Newswire which I'm sure they did this is like it we had to announce that but former Bloomberg bureau chief Kimberly Jordan named VP of the energy practice at Hill and Knowlton. So the journalist who of course has been writing about the energy sector for quite a while, like decade um... they offer her you know huge amount of money she joins the team Here, this is from the press release. Kim's deep knowledge in the energy space and journalism is a tremendous asset for clients that need to translate their own complex technical and financial story ie lies into compelling narratives that impact policies and markets said Northrop

1:00:09 Kim has the ability to connect the dots, unearthing the untold stories and spotting the trends our clients need to know about. Right? We are proud to have her as part of the H&K team." This is how... it's a revolving door! You get someone who's been writing about this who's been a quote-unquote pristine journalist and then you get them to turn around and call all our buddies hey I've got a story for ya i've already written it for ya Right, it's closer to the truth than you can imagine I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is and then before we get into donations Yeah This is one thing here's the thing that bugged me the most the most emailed clip of the week Which I'm not going to play is the trailer or the oh yeah for the low-budget movie Atlas shrug part 1 I love it so part why? So don't get to the payoff yet John because it's too cool. So um

1:01:07 I read this book, I love this book. John, when he reads the book thinks it's stupid. I love it... It's in a nutshell! Yeah. I live by many of the theories and value for value. The show does live on the values for value. And I enjoy a lot and a lot of these things steer me in my life. And Mickey who gave me the book, I never even heard about before I met her she said you should read this but by the way easy on what you think about because not everyone is going to be cool with that So she's very smart. I think a while back, I said we should be able to make movie out of this and people emailed me yeah we can do this with finance and Mickey is like you can't make a movie out of it. You cannot make a movie out of Atlas Shrugged It has been tried there is no way to make the screenplay it will be like 18 hours long No one want see it. Its book okay get over its book

1:02:01 So I send her the trailer, and didn't say anything. I just emailed it to her and she's sitting across the table on the other side. And then go bling! I hear email go. She clicks on it like this sucks This is horrible! This acting is no good! The actors don't... It sucks sucks sucks. And I said yeah have you noticed by the way for a movie that had a budget of three million dollars they got a lot of beautiful high-speed rail train shots in there Yeah. This obviously is... All aboard, trains good planes bad! The whole thing is going to focus on Taggart Railway I can't wait to see it because you know we're gonna be right and I'm sure that some additional funds came from the High-Speed Rail Association how else do you get these shots? It's either stock footage which had never seen before You can make this movie with that or expensive CG Either way

1:03:01 So it would have chewed out three million bucks in the budget right there. But if I was trying to scam 53 billion dollars to build a so-called high speed rail which will really only transport Warren Buffett's corn I'd try and get the Atlas Shrug people on board. That would be a way, and... ...I have to say that a lot of people are excited about it! I got news for ya', It's gonna suck. Yeah, it's gonna be Tommy Rotten Not only that, it might be Poppycock! Atlas Shrug by Ayn Rand I'm gonna show my smould by donating to No Agenda Imagine all the people who could do that Oh yeah, that'd be fab

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1:09:07 A few weeks ago, everything I learned in my twice a week no agenda night training came full circle. I was invited to focus group from the National Research Org. I thought it might be the next iPod or something cool instead of subjected to the best way Portland Maine and the world would deal with climate change imagine a focus group also disliked a better name in person organization are best rep that best represents the new name Al Gore was on the list and the names were all over the top. He never mentioned any of them I would try to keep this brief when he already hasn't And a pre-phone interview was asked about his politics when he said he wasn't into the green thing. They just basically hung up on him, and the moderator opened it by asking knowledge of the question or whatever. Meanwhile somebody canceled so that he got invited in and they pulled out a map of Portland in the focus group and 300 years after Katrina type storm... This is after The Armageddon!

1:10:03 in 300 years by the way this I've said this before, this is like buying wine from lousy wine and the wine guy says don't worry about it it's lousy now but its gonna get better in time. It'll be great! It showed the waterfront missing and back bay missing which are both areas that were filled in late 1800 when I asked what was what that meant to me and what would happen to the boats in the businesses I said that it didn't look so bad. It wouldn't have beachfront properties! It wasn't our land to begin with! They threw them out, exactly. Anyway... I had two quick notes one from just sweet notes Robert Leather hi John and Adam PayPal allowed somebody take some of my money out over account announced it was suspicious then spent nearly three weeks to put the money back into the count despite telling us it was fraudulent in the first place

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1:13:25 Michael Miller, happy birthday to Catherine. It's her birthday today Sarah Morley says happy birthday to of course the new human resources Sean and Malcolm both born on February 11 we're very happy for all of you and Salvatore Barrera whose birthdays on Valentine's Day and we wish you all a very happy birthday from your buddies here at No Agenda and Adam & John I'm restraining myself here not sing along with the jingles. I got so much crap from you, I'm afraid now You didn't get much crap! I said one thing Hey pull out your thing man But yeah but it was...the reason Well we're just gonna explain why i said that one thing is because there's so much effort put into these jingles that ya know like stepping on the product No thats true but I get too excited by them particularly this one

1:14:13 Hold on a second. That one is in my mind all day long now you got the thing? You gotta hear that My friends it's theater of the mind All right, Dallas Sponberg step forward son I believe you are the youngest ever to be knighted and welcome to the No Agenda Knights Roundtable, where by the way we got some pretty hot dames hanging out here at the round table. So seeing as Sir Kelly Spongberg Black Knight of the No Agenda Round Table has upped the giving level to another thousand dollars We hear by knight thee Sir Dallas Sponberg Knight of the No Agenda Round Table Come on down! Have some chocolate milk

1:15:01 The chocolate milk. And some porn flicks We've got it all for you What am I gonna say? Rent Boys and Cabernet for the kids? No, no. I think chocolate milk is in cookies Yeah chocolate milk and cookies Now the kid's 15 he doesn't want that He wants something manly Oh everybody wants a cookie So John there has been alot of weird stuff going on in my world and uh... in your world in my world which is what it's very different from your world so the uh... we have a purposely try to stay away from this because you know i know you'll scoff me but i just can't scoff at u now you actually scoffed me with issue on my face um... for the polls are shifting and this is a showing up in

1:15:51 in many different forms. And this is, in aviation we know that you have magnetic north and true north and this does change and in fact in Florida they actually had to change the runway markings at an airfield uh...to reflect the true direction so that when your doing your approach and think you're on Runway 18 and it's actually Runway 15 then you could kind of come a little weird three degrees makes a big difference when your trying to hit a runway and uh... but this is a quite a cause for concern and in fact the a lot of people are saying that this is the uh... becoming of the demise of course it happens every year around the heights of march fifteenth but this time we have a what happens every year on the fifteenth guides of march

1:16:37 Oh yeah, the Ides of March. Right but this Ides of March could be the last one we ever witness How's that? Well because the polls are going to flip completely But the polls have been flipping for years and they've flipped before But now were in perfect alignment with some comet or meteor. Oh, here we go! That is going to crash... Here we go! And all the earthquakes have something do with it the dead birds because of poisonous gases being released because these pole shifts I'm very confused by it all but I think uh... we need to you know they advices take a vacation on march fifteenth and go up into the mountains nothing's gonna happen on march fifteenth? The poles take forever just to flop

1:17:21 I don't know. What's interesting, they've done a bunch of specials on this on Nova and occasionally apparently these hot spots of magnetism that start to crop up there really screw things up before the flip actually happens but they think that there'll be a moment in between the North and South Pole flipping which is going to take a couple hundred years but there will maybe period of maybe like as long as a hundred or two hundred years it during the flipping period where there's not and essentially no not enough magnetism to do make to move a house on earth will float

1:17:57 Now, there'll be very little magnetism and so the Aurora Borealis will be seen everywhere. Right which... well okay Which would be pretty I'm just saying now might be the time to up the ante on a $33-a-month mothership boarding pass That's probably not a bad idea Stuff is happening Well you cannot deny that It's always a good idea Yeah You cannot deny that there are a lot of disastrous circumstances it's very very cold I have to say, getting real chilly with that global warming. It's chilling me out quite a bit So before we ran the donation thing, I did want to run a couple of clips and do them before we get into some meatier stuff But i got the biggest kick out of weekend news You know the man with the golden voice? And by the way they've come up with a woman with the golden voice They found on one of these shows which has no traction so she is out! So you mean the homeless guy

1:18:50 the homeless guy yeah and i think that they got a guy on e did an interview any and she said well he's trying to back out of the system is the woman as this weekend news anchor she says he's trying to back up because he values privacy that's not what he says and what he says his soul appropriate to the no agenda listener into what our theme is basically and it's funny because apparently can't take one aspect of this popularity that he achieved and if you play the uh... The Golden Voice guy, which isn't the follow-up. It's Golden Voice and Dr. Phil. Play that. The man with the golden voice who was once homeless is talking about his time in rehab Ted Williams says he left a treatment facility arranged by talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw after two weeks William says it was too high profile

1:19:38 My reason for leaving treatment gave me a sense of it being scripted. You know, I was doing live telephone call-ins with Dr. Phil and my girlfriend and my ex wife and my kids are all being... you know it became somewhat of a scripted circus and a form of anonymity was lost. Now William says he's now hoping to get help through an outpatient program and says he is doing it now Yeah so of course it was scripted they said hey, shut up and do this yeah exactly meanwhile she misses the point of it. The real reason he didn't like it being who does I mean I suppose somebody does but to be thrust into the public limelight and then instead just you know going on your merry way they grab you whoever they are in this case the Dr Phil people who by the way seems to be something of a douchebag

1:20:34 Do you think? They throw him into this thing and they script it, tell him what to do what to say how to act and all everything in between. They bring other people in they make us like the guy says a circus out of his life yeah and he's just bails out! He's just screwing I'm outta here and that's the end of him i mean he'll be a big work but you're doing what it's not and so this guy is actually because he's been on the street and knows what real life is about which i believe is true i mean i don't think that's a scam i think he really was you know agri outcast uh... he recognizes it any and near they didn't drug him up luckily uh... so he's so we kind of got out of it is funny because last night and there was a going away party um... our friend frank karachi is they're gonna go direct movie in the in boston with uh... selma hiya can uh... kevin james and their frank is like this roley-poley to amazing funny guy uh... using you know he said apaholic is a great guy

1:21:30 So just you know, there's a room of like nothing but beautiful people and over on the in the corner. It was dinner I see Steve Coogan, you know Steve Coogan is no he's the he's been in a ton of movies He had huge show in In Gitmo Nation East called How was it? It was like a fake talk show that'll come to me at a moment uh... and i don't know in parsons alan parsons on alan parsons as like wow you know i'm big fan of that guy outside but i want to get introduction and i can't get like the feeling that maybe it's a way from him for some reason scott somebody guys been like completely coked out for like years he's just been sober for like sixty days or something and uh... you need to show you that unit this is what the business is

1:22:23 They bring it in, then you just go nuts. And then you have to run with the script and the only way you can do it is if your drugged up! Then your lucky if you don't get whacked I'm telling ya... What a business to be in Yeah.. I'm happy that I got out That's why im alive today people Exactly Another tale of The Hollywood Whackers about whackers there was a whole segment on the line for jobs are alan partridge not alan parsons i'm being corrected by the chat room thank you there is a uh... target well-dated did step down my house but we're working to sorry

1:23:05 Play the Hollywood Whackers. There was a whole segment of The Joy Behar Show where they talked about masturbation and guess what? Internet porn! It was like this huge segment, and it was all done as though this is just brand new that internet porn exists And you can just play a chunk if you want but I was like... A chunk Austin?! Greetings everybody. Okay, let me start with you Ian first of all why I'm in into this so much lately or are they? Lately? Lately! Now i get your Hollywood wackers joke. Oh, I think it's a huge huge issue. This is okay there's the gay guy

1:23:46 yeah he's a typical typical uh... i think a lot of us to do with the proliferation of internet for in the easy access and the fact that much of it is gone free now so i don't have a lot about the presence it's free it's free now it's it has gone through three it's going to be worried what free now this is let me ask you a question has that pornography gone free you know I think that there's less porn than ever yeah i mean there's tons of it on there if you want to look it up and you want to turn off your filter on Google but it's like I don't

1:24:26 I don't see that as like anything's changed from 19, let's say 98-99. Well what has happened... Nothings gone free and it's always been free! Yeah well first of all taping yourself and putting it online is free you know there's a lot of that there's a lot of amateur gonzo stuff and uh yeah theres a beautiful thing. There's alot of that thats true Really? John is reliably informed But I think that's good. There is nothing wrong with it if you want to tape yourself having sex and doing crazy stuff and put it online, its beautiful As long as your not hurting somebody its a beautiful thing. I love that Beautiful thing It is. That's not porn We're waiting for your video Adam

1:25:09 That's people having sex. It's a beautiful thing, it's huge taboo. It's okay to like show death and destruction and limbs bloody limbs being ripped apart I find it unentertaining to watch a couple going at it like dogs in the park on some video on the internet I find it hard to watch. It's like, I don't know these people and i don't want to know them and uh... there is usually some fat guy with a hairy gut screwing away at me this is disgusting let let me send you a few movies my friend your tapping the wrong well but then the other thing is that good materials just like what do you know what was he got to do with me

1:25:53 So, um you know so most porn or much porn these days is free. You have a lot of men who are either unemployed they're freelance they work from home They do internet shows that they work from home and nothing better to do than work from home in their underwear This is great! At-home dads there in small offices there in front of their computers and uh...you know as a... Who is this expert? He said, I don't know but the people are in small offices. In a cubicle. Can you make sure the door's locked? I'm busy! The result of the access to porn...I mean a lot of guys don't even wanna necessarily find themselves looking at porn but y'know your- Is this guy like- Don't want it, do it! Stop me! I can't! Oh my hand is- I can't stop him from doing it! On The New York Times next thing you know here's a pop up for something like

1:26:49 Oh, what just popped up there? Huh. A Victoria's Secret catalog and next thing you know you're on a porn site and I talk to guys-I work with guys who are self pleasuring they're masturbating 50% to 500% more than they normally would Hey Tom let me ask ya Did you pleasure yourself more today than usual? 500% more. Why does he say it, 588% more? That's exactly... You just get right to it as the 588 percent from Austin Goolsbee Because of internet completely because of Internet accessibility and the fact that its free Ok David let me talk to you because

1:27:27 good thing or bad thing and it was never a nice problem they say it's a bad thing for the following reason that we are obviously didn't clip the whole thing believe me this is a huge segment and this guy who wrote his article is very sheepish there was a day concluded as a bad thing because instead of putting the effort that men have to put out to get any as it were in the wind wild you know by going to bars and they now just jerk off and then they've been there done with it and they don't care about anything according to these people and that the over this dot like that you know you can go to bars anymore cuz he had two drinks your illy you'll do can drive you what this is you know what this is this is soon going to be a sex predator you gonna be a registered sex offender for whacking off in your cubicle

1:28:14 Watch, they always test stuff on Bayhardt. John we know this is a setup to something This is the set up to okay these men masturbating way too long Up 500% study shows this is not good you know this is psychotic this leads to child molestation or something like that I guarantee it You're probably right It's horrible. But that story led me to, that led to another story which I thought was kind of interesting which is one we haven't explored in the show the last couple times and i'm not sure why but we...I guess jointly decided not to talk about it for some reasons. The Chris Lee situation where he sends a picture of himself just basically without his shirt on. Yeah well and with

1:28:57 an offensive pose, because anyone who does that like muscle pose is lame. Let's be honest that was lame. It's very lame and it is a self-shot picture in the bathroom cause you're holding the camera I mean you've seen this picture million times And it says there's this woman who... here's what I find out do a little research and I concluded this guy was set up and I don't know who this woman, whatever her name is here play the clip Callahan at the bottom of the list and we'll catch up to them. I'm looking for it... Callahan? Oh! I am sorry yeah okay got it Who is Aisha Callahan what have you learned about her? Aisha Callahan is a single mother 34 year old professional she's a faculty specialist that University in Maryland University College she's a blogger

1:29:49 She's apparently very attractive. Striking because she is so tall and pretty Meanwhile, the disgraced congressman is reported to be in seclusion in Florida at his millionaire father's sprawling estate A special election will be called to fill the now empty congressional seat. She helped launch... Okay, he was set up Ayesha Callahan I found her blog finally she's not-I don't know how attractive she is She looks like Tracy Jordan to be honest about it And I don't know and she looks like Tracy Jordan from Saturday Night Live. Yeah, no from 30 Rock. Yes That's not attractive well

1:30:28 You look like Tracy Jordan. She looks like a dude yourself. She looks like it, dude Okay, all right Tracy Jordan has female characteristics so anyway besides the point she's not you know and she's black and you know this guy I guess he was I don't know what the whole thing said if she says she sent up she got The picture I don't know how she knew who it was because of I had seen this guy's picture if I was A woman and some guys sent me this picture Well, how would I recognize him as some new congressman? It's not possible. Because she is not even in the same area and she teaches at College Park which is kind of a JC to be honest about it And so she sends the picture immediately to Gawker Why would you do that? Who coincidentally just relaunched their new redesign of all their websites

1:31:16 So here's the question, now here is the thing that makes it obvious he was set up because no I don't care who it is. No woman on the prowl going and especially going to Craigslist or wherever she is Is going to take a picture especially one as lame as this and out of the blue send it To Gawker because to be honest about it she basically is saying to the world I am never going to get a date again! No exactly cause you'll rat me Yeah, so anyone who knows who this woman is, oh you're the one that sent them all. I'm out of here! No guy or girl... it just goes on both sides if you pull that out of the blue for no apparent reason what was the reason for doing that? What was the reason for doing it there was no reason

1:32:02 And the fact now is that she's essentially snake bitch. Nobody in their right mind would date her unless she goes and says, well I did this because I was paid to do it or whatever there is something fishy about this story. I don't know why they wanted to get rid of this guy? I don't know who wanted to get rid of him But this is good intelligence agency stuff. There's obviously no follow-up because we're all way too busy... There is no follow up, in fact there was only this report when I first heard the woman's name and this was on Inside Edition The regular media never said who it was All they did was kept showing the picture and making jokes Yeah well that's how you have to if you embarrass somebody then they're gone They are out of the picture That's how it works

1:32:43 so anyway i would i would look at uh... his millionaire daddy to get some of the info quite honestly yeah i think it's not that interested and that either by decided to follow a little bit because it just seem like a phony deal from the beginning no band and what really bothers me is nobody seems to do do what we want to any follow-up about this guy is he's a congressman does not add you know local you'll mayor anything right it's a big deal but you know nobody seems to care but as obviously a phony baloney fishy deal it's and for some reason we could probably uncover if we spent like ten minutes. This would be good one for the NOAA gender producers they'll uncover it, they'l figure out, they get the info to us we don't have to do anything this will be found out within minutes

1:33:29 Well we're kind of on the sexual tip just a little bit. The vaccine industry is ever expanding now, it's just going out of control particularly the Gardasil so... They are really pushing this Gardasil! Yeah its unbelievable United Nations Foundations director is now talking about putting a global vaccines campaign in place uh... get my nation east doctors demand schoolgirls be vaccinated against genital warts as a therefore the different kinds of uh... h p v uh... and the vaccine does not protect against all of them so it's it's a scam now you there are many ways you can treat each pv and they'd been it does not necessarily lead to over in cancer but the thing that gets me is now they're going after gay men with not one but two articles

1:34:26 uh... the first one in the advocate and uh... another one i should accept it's a blog the adam for adam blog another gay blog um... and both of them are talking about so how to this kills me so uh... obviously they've gotten the press release they may even be paid by the industry doctors again paid for sure But you know women in order to get a pap smear test. You know it's very simple, your insurance will pay for it just a little swab there and then they check that and see if there is anything going on and I'm not a medical doctor but most cases if you have a version of HPV can get dealt with. You don't need take a vaccine its smart and good practice anyway

1:35:20 have a swab taken as a pap smear. Well the new thing John which you and I should definitely sign up for is the anal pap smear. No! Ow! The anal pap smear we all need to have it. Anal Pap Smear Chances are, you have had or will get HPV woohoo At least 50% Really? It says that in the article? Oh yeah In both articles. This is what's so crazy. Oh yeah, probably word for word. Of course it is. Cumin papillomavirus HPV can lead to anal rectal lip throat and esophageal cancer so get tested!

1:36:04 Men should request the anal pap smear test and people of all ages should get the Gardasil vaccination. Women should start getting a vaginal Pap smear test within three years of becoming sexually active or by age 21 then every two years, true This test can help find abnormalities in the cervix before cervical cancer develops, true HIV positive women should be screened more often 40's and 50's all women over forty should have annual mammogram... oh then it goes on but anyway men should have the anal pap smear test It's a new test brought to you by Nabisco. Now from Mattel, batteries not included. Yeah it is really unbelievable that they have no scruples. I love the way they plant these stories

1:36:50 I've got a planted, actually I have a couple of planted stories but there's this...I got the best planted story of the week was and after this runs you tell me what do you think why maybe in a million years would they plant a story like this chocolate BS story if you can run that? Dark chocolate. Let's talk about that, that could be better for you it turns out than a glass of fruit juice because cocoa powder has more antioxidants then super fruits like blueberries or cranberries That is from scientists at Hershey's who say the cocoa seeds should be considered as fruit as well They also say they only studied natural cocoa The processed stuff might not have the same effects It is so unbelievable that the chocolate manufacturer can release a study

1:37:35 about how their own product is better than fruits and berries. And then for the news they say, wow it's amazing! Science is in! It's a scientific breakthrough! And I guarantee you you'll hear someone go, hell ya know? I hear that it has better chocolate than a berry. Unbelievable This is news people and you wonder why we have half million people listening to us You wonder why? It's not that hard. This is news! Well, they found out a while back maybe it was just two months that all these cereals that say that they've got blueberries... it's like no blueberry- it's like corn. Yeah, some chunk of some guy's gaba chemical. It's a chunk of spectrum

1:38:22 with a little bit of corn and blue paint on it. It's crazy! Anyway, there is some actual food issues up in your family's neck of the woods John which this report coming from Portland I thought we would look at what's happening there with food because we have had major storms and freezes and electricity going out and crazy stuff global warming We're all gonna die and food is very very expensive And I'm Tracy Berry. First at 6 tonight, get ready to pay double maybe even triple the price for fresh produce in the coming weeks The worst freeze in 60 years has decimated crops in Mexico and the southwestern U.S News Channel 8's Wayne Haverly is looking into produce prices that seem to be rising by the hour, Wayne

1:39:08 Yeah, not only are these prices skyrocketing there is a very good chance that supplies of items like these Roma tomatoes and asparagus might not be available at any price at least for awhile. What's going on with produce prices? We've had to double or triple them and the consumer comes in here and looks at the price it's a little shock to him The problem started less than a week ago when our nation was focusing on the Super Bowl and those sheets of ice falling... That's right while you all weren't looking While you weren't looking, we jacked the prices up. ... from Texas Stadium Farmers throughout northern Mexico and the southwestern US experienced unprecedented crop losses Now devastation that seems so far away is impacting all of us Increase increase increase Roma tomatoes have more than doubled in price since Thursday Zucchini has tripled Shoppers like Silvia Armenta can't believe what she's seen Because my money is not doubled and not triple You know? I need

1:40:06 buy everything for my son and my baby and my husband. These are just current price changes though. Alright so of course the whole thing is devastating. Why do they keep doing these people on the street? She was, well she's not in the street she's in the supermarket. You can't understand her. Yeah she did, she said it's pointless. My salary not double nor triple that's what she said Well, so of course we had horrible storms which were all predicted by the way if you didn't listen to the global warming people and you just had some common sense that they were in a double El Nino is when this stuff happens but of course that's not on the news at all no one's covering El Nino it's all global warming in the freezer in the Arctic. It's the freezer in the arctic is warming someone left the door open

1:40:58 and that's why it's a little door open in the arctic and they did let the snow and how come is somehow great right past california than all of us on landed in arizona does that make sense to anybody because nancy pelosi lives here she didn't want to put on for coach and then let that happen so of course this is all known and then at the simultaneously And this is what it's all for, really. Simultaneously we've got our friends... Monsanto! and they are saying hey Mexico, México I think you should reevaluate the GMO corn we've been talking about that you put on hold now that your craps are gone

1:41:40 This is exactly what it is. European Union, also quite chilly there at the moment. European Union all kinds of genetically engineered foods coming in It's coming people you can't stop it The elites at the top are allowing it in. It's happening here in the United States. It's happening everywhere Genetically modified months buy your Monsanto stocks now You will die but at least you'll die wealthier than you are today because you've eaten this crap. That's unbelievable! It is so blatantly obvious Oh, what a surprise. Food is more expensive. Frost resistant. There's probably some... We should look that up. Look for frost resistant seeds. Monsanto. Google that. Monsanto. Frost resistant!

1:42:22 Yeah, yeah. No I'm sure I'm sure they came out with a frost resistant strawberry apparently there's a gene That's that where the plant says and I can deal with this and it makes it go through a frost without having any problems All right. I'm googling it right now Frost-resistant plant gene Google that Wow on the subject So you read so realize if you're eating a frost resistant tomato wow Uh, yeah. You're not kidding John! There's like tons of it here I told ya Frost resistant Monsanto That's the term Oh my gosh These guys are genius They're amazing They are I wonder how- It's a tasty little frost resistant tomato I'm sure it tastes like crap Wow Wow nailed that one Johnny

1:43:12 Oh my god, points for that. So follow up to the golden voice there's this woman... Don't take me back to real news again! No no this isn't real news this is about the Fort Hood shooter oh okay good so I want to remind people they do donate to our show because we don't do what you're about to listen to which is just cut off the conversation because we gotta take a break yeah will be right back after these words from Boeing So, uh... this is interesting. There's a couple of tidbits in here there's this weekend show called Judge Janine and it has hard-ass You know I would recommend watching porn instead of judge janine Judge Janine is on Fox and she's like judging the politan they got alot of judges all of sudden on fox

1:44:01 But these aren't judges that do the phony judge thing. They just keep reminding you they're judges and they're talk show hosts, and Judge Genise is hard ass and she just drives through everything like, hey! You're full of crap! Let's take a break. Anyways there are some interesting tidbits in here but then she cuts off the conversation at the end saying, yeah, you suck and basically kills it but... She's talking to the lawyer for the Fort Hood shooter You gotta tell me which clip to play, honey. The one that says Judge Janine? Yeah if I had that I'd play it It says follow up to Golden Voice with Judge Jeanine. Oh, that one! And they like me are still without much of the relevant evidence associated with this case. Now that's not the issue I mean look psychiatrists do it all the time in murder cases One last question we've got a wrap it up here Do you think your client can get a fair trial? Never Not at Fort Hood Under the circumstances that currently exist there There is absolutely no way Let me just interrupt this for a second

1:45:06 I watched an excellent documentary this past week called ground truth and Actually, I met the woman who produced it and she got she made like no documentaries never make money But she actually they got like all kinds of tax problems really nice real nice lady. And it was about really about post-traumatic stress disorder The more I hear the story about Fort Hood, the more I can understand that you could have pre-traumatic stress disorder. Our military... our dudes are screwed man! It's like you can just be listening to these guys stories and you want to go hang yourself So this Fort Hood thing is like terrorism, jihad crap

1:45:50 Our military is in deep, deep psychological trouble. Anyway... I mean just several weeks ago they raided his cell and seized well over 155 legal documents that have yet to be returned to me that were privileged he's housed in a facility where they haven't even attended to his medical needs Do you think- let me ask this because we have to wrap it up Shut Up Slave! Wow! He can get a bank? You can't even get- should have been reported by the uh... military for the statements that he was making about uh... you know his holding uh... a locket terrorist and in this in high esteem let me tell you mister ala walkie like my client have their history being revised to buy the government mister ala walkie was a guest invitee at a luncheon at pentagon hello none of your speakers nor do you send a report address that he was invited as a guest speaker to a luncheon in the pentagon

1:46:42 and uh... i don't know what he's been calling for the murders of americans anyway guys, I'd like to go on with this but i have to wrap it up. I want to thank you. And how many times have we told you that on this show? Twenty? But we don't cut you off! unbelievable yeah whatever who cares we gotta go, we're done and Al-Awlaki is now the top guy right Osama Bin Laden no longer important. No we got to get Obama it's because he's easier because he obviously... He's alive! Al-Awlaki is still alive. This is Obama phony bologna or Obama I'm sorry Osama oops oops yeah Osama thing is they can't sustain it

1:47:26 Wow. That's something... But nothing about, by the way it was Fox News that reported that which is the crazy thing Fox News was the first one to report that Anwar Awalaki I know he was at a luncheon and didn't even know he was a guest speaker He was at a luncheon, he's American by the way Yeah from Arizona Yes an American And uh... but he was a guest speaker At the Pentagon after 9-11 Well here's another little tidbit. No kidding! This kills me, how come we don't have a million dollars in donations? If you want real news this is the place people So here's another thing I know, in fact I do have a comment about that We should actually are way low so let's try play Here's another thing that was on and I got the guys name here some ex-FBI guy was on

1:48:18 so i think i have the same clip david williams former fbi agent this is a uh... he's blathering on and this was at the end enterprise this is a c-span thing i picked up in his talking about uh... homegrown terror and again now law aloha key comes into the picture but play this home grown care i think i have exactly the same class of them they inspire them then they train them i mean are there more threats out their more ticking time bombs that we ticking time bombs have to worry about now? We suspect there probably are more ticking time bombs. Ticking Time Bombs, it's a new one John! Ticking Time Bombs. Actually this is I think of Judge Jeanine again In fact radicalization of the population whether in United States or elsewhere is a growing problem Radicalization of the Population That's right

1:49:07 That's right. Ticking time, ticking time bomb. ...has been forced to change and adapt following 9-11 they have done so and what the way they have done that is doing things by the internet in doing things where they can get people to commit actions in the name of the spiritual guide... In particular because Alaki is a native English speaker He's an American! Native, he's a native English speaker. That opens up a whole new market of jihadists to become terrorists It's a growth market I tell you! Right right, there are some horns going in the United States Let me play my little bit of my clip it was actually more an end-of show clip we'll play this until you can't take it anymore

1:49:49 But you shouldn't do that to me because I love most of these clips. Oh good. It'll be a who's who of America's top spies and about 40... So this is like spy convention? Spy versus spy, spy convention and they get a couple spies on to talk about what's happening. In five minutes the nation's leading intelligence officials will gather for the annual worldwide threat hearing Worldwide threat hearing. John, how can we never get invited to the cool stuff? World wide threat hearing?! How can we never get invited to the good shows? Laying out the biggest threats to American interests at home and overseas Set to testify the director of national intelligence James Clapper The director of the CIA Leon Panetta James Clapper that's a guy who didn't know there was something going on in England right? Oh yeah that guy

1:50:33 what will happen as it has left the blue the other little but i have to do that no intelligence agency had been with assault whatever talk to this guy out does it miss why he's a guest speaker and national soon-to-be al qaeda member you watch our terrorism center director michael lighter and at the past is any indication there will be news from this hearing yesterday homeland security secretary janet apollo tono said the u s terrorist threat maybe added highest since the 9-11 attacks. And another top intel official said Osama Bin Laden is no longer the nation's number one threat. No! Osama bin Laden, no longer number one threat. Sorry hit the wrong button let me try that again. Osama bin Laden no longer nation number one threat

1:51:20 That's the founding drums would be good after that Even I have to cal try. That's what don't you know to do? I'm so I've been lying no longer the number one threat to the nation Next Geraldo she moves to Anwar al-Awlaki English speaking cleric English speaking cleric this is great He's American Mary she's a man in Yemen I actually consider Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula with al-Awlaki as a leader within that organization probably the most significant risk to the US homeland. Good morning, it's live from Capitol Hill as a former FBI agent and chairman of the Intelligence Committee in the House Republican Congressman Mike Rogers and the committee's ranking Democrat, Congressman Dutch Ruppersberger. Gentlemen welcome to you both thanks for being with us. Thanks for having us. Let's talk about some of the headlines we just got yesterday I think some people may be surprised here that Osama Bin Laden in view of Michael Leiter is not

1:52:22 public enemy number one it's on my all a lock you do agree with that assessment to expect to hear that from the other intelligence officials and i love this this is so stupid it but this is what this is marketing john this is if u wanna know what marketing is you get some former fbi got me you have to get an expert, so a former person or expert. It's the same whether you're selling Monsanto frost proof tomatoes or whether your selling Anwar al-Awlaki the English speaking Al Qaeda leader in Yemen on the Arabian Peninsula dot com it's the same technique and this is exactly what's happening well so what do you think they're gonna say? Well let's listen in

1:53:05 Well, I do believe that it's a little bit subjective but Al Qaeda is clearly a threat and what we found is the merging of certain Al-Qaeda elements. The al-qaeda in the Maghreb, the al-qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula and Osama bin Laden's... Osama Bin Laden's? That guy can't even say it! Osama bin Laden's What's the al-qaeda in Maghreb? That's a new one to me. Maghreb, I don't know He said Maghreb well my grab him i read and now the end of lgbtq area in afghanistan pakistan altogether is a single greatest threat and personalities are gonna rise and fall in that organ at that's the point personalizing arises where we were listed as star search what do you think there was no person outlease will will rise and fall uh... because we didn't have to put it on the new face you know from time to time we got a freshened up a bit it's like mtv used to do bring some new vjs

1:54:01 Get rid of that Osama guy. He's dead anyway, but bring in the we'll call it the English speaking one. We can't catch him. But the organization itself poses that serious threat Congressman Ruppersberger I know I imagine one of the questions you guys may have is okay if Yemen and Al-Alaqui is the number one threat right now to the United States What does that mean for our resources? How should US administration resources been, you know when it was Afghanistan we moved a ton of resources there. Do we have enough resources on the ground? Good question. Dealing with this threat in Yemen

1:54:39 Clearly, the best defense against terrorism is intelligence and it's extremely important that we continue to give resources to all of our intelligence agencies. As far as the Yemen issue, Yemen is a place where al-Qaeda has a safe haven where they can train and where they can do what they're attempting to do. What are they attempting to do? Oh, I'm sorry he may be... Taking over the world? My concern is the homeland and i think that with Lider said yesterday it's very relevant important because Anwar al-Awlaki is American He understands our way out of... What?! Anwar al-Awlaki? Anwar Al-Awlaki! He said it though. He said Amor Hawlaki. Yeah well did you also said Osama Bin Laden

1:55:22 The guy's on drugs. But he does say though, he is American! It is the first time I've actually heard someone admit it He's American. He's recruiting and using all of the social media to recruit ingrown terrorists Social Media! It's like let me just tweet something Hey wanna blow something up? Here's my tweet Hey you want to blow something up Do you want to be... The radicalization of the American public. Retweet by this idiot! Retweet for radicalisation! How dumb do they think the public is? Yeah, stupid. This is like insulting everything we've been playing for the last 10 or 15 minutes is insulting to the American public they're assuming that everybody's a bunch of

1:56:04 idiots that they'll at the drop of a hat will become radicalized and they give a crap about this joker who's obviously a stooge for somebody, and where alolaki salaki whatever the hell his name is. This is really insulting! Yeah of course it is but that's what they do and you know but its no more or less insulting than uh... then that whole speech at the Super Bowl That's insulting. It's all insulting because I think, you know what John? We deserve no better for centuries and centuries the elites have ruled the plebs right and eventually we kind of started to stand up and say hey screw you when we had revolutions in France we chopped some people heads off and then the elites went well maybe should do this a little differently will just mind control them will do it television yeah is really good

1:56:59 So they just you know, they keep pumping this at us. It's so hard You know I have a hard time sometimes going out in public because it's just so tiring because we spend all of our time Helping people understand the truth on the show and then I go out or just want to have a glass Of wine and chill out laugh a little bit And then I hear people say things like oh geez Oh, please actually and Mickey will look at me to go like shut up. No don't know if you're all the time in fact and it was when a debate breaks out oh you're by that's they're all saying well I think we had one in the office the other day oh geez about high-speed rail these guys were going on and on about high speed rail and how great its gonna be to get the LA in two hours at all this and I'm thinking none of these guys ever go to la now

1:57:48 Why are they gonna go on a high-speed rail? So what I tend to do is, I tend to turn the conversation towards the anal pap smear. And that usually stops everything dead in its tracks! It's like hey high speed rail this is great Hey did you get your anal pap smear yet?! and people go what so yeah man You gotta get your Gardasil Oh Yeah No it's sad And I just wonder, you know the riots in Egypt. The uh...I'm sorry Uprising in Egypt! Was um partially because of the imported wheat and so the flour prices went skyrocketing It was a food riot essentially A food and jobs riot And I just wonder if we have any chance whatsoever of having anything like that happen here

1:58:40 if you know it and this is a time so sad you know well i don't want to see a food riot but we're hungry well that were not hungry that's the point when i can have a food right nobody cares about the government will be taxed to death that's probably gonna happen nobody seems to care about that in fact all whole group of the whole sub-segment, this has always killed me for the last 50 years. A whole... when I was a little kid the whole sub segment of the public wants higher taxes! They keep saying oh I think that taxes should go up what are you crazy? Who says that?! Mind controlled slaves say that. I mean who says the taxes should go up yeah Oh well we're in debt we gotta raise taxes what no we don't

1:59:27 I had a friend, he still is my friend Ben Cohen. He had a couple of small restaurants in Amsterdam and he got really screwed by the tax people at certain point probably justified but i'll never forget that was much much younger like 20 and uh... he was older from Israel And I remember when Bush Sr. got elected president, and he was like a nice guy and then he laid into me...and i didn't get it at the time He's like these guys are crooks you know as the biggest oil guy in the world It's all about oil and whatever Ben You're from desert man shut up But now I'm just seeing it

2:00:07 you know, but now I'm like oh it's all so true and everything is so we're such little people. Such unimportant little... We mean nothing to them. Clinton Bush Obama! We mean nothing to them And you get this Hosni Mubarak Mubarak You gotta say it right if you want to sound credible Israel and Mubarak By the way, you notice that Liberation Square pretty quickly went back to Tahrir? Did you notice that shift? It goes back and forth. No they're not saying liberation anymore. They got rid of it really quickly because they were trying to connect it to Tiananmen square because it kind of sounds...Tahrir-Tiananmen. Kinda sounds the same yeah I think so. Maybe. There's like 50 thousand people there yeah big deal we've got a hero who immediately got kicked out at Google Yeah he's on leave of absence

2:01:00 uh... wild goat gone in and uh... who tweeted by the way wait for my book revolution two point oh of please yet to do it so does cnn had an exclusive interview with him have you seen this guy was did see the interview i've seen a measured did douchebag and he's been but they're saying he's he is the face of the revolution he didn't understand he said they like revolution two-point oh Yeah, we planned it this way. We used the internet. Bullcrap! Total bull crap. Bullcrap! I mean... It's a nice myth. Jeez really is So you know the other thing that came up in this conversation and the fallout of all this was Mubarak's billions Yeah, the 70 billion that's in the UK not Switzerland what a joke That's the thing that was... And by the way why would the Swiss ever

2:01:55 say well we're looking into it, we're gonna freeze all his accounts. Even Kevin the Blade my intern said that he said isn't that why would Switzerland do that? Wouldn't everyone be like hey wait a minute get my money out of Switzerland if they're going to do that I think if was planted propaganda to keep people from putting their money in this send it over to switzerland because the Swiss are very they have their very you know, kind of they have their very rigid rules about what they do. You give them the money as long as it's not part of a criminal enterprise that has been proven to be a criminal enterprise they are mum about it. Yeah but notice there was no bank who said we're freezing his accounts, it was the government. Yeah yeah! We'll take care of that It's all frozen Hey hey hey! No service for you

2:02:40 Yeah, no that's bogus. And his money is in... Nobody followed up on that story and that bullcrap. No immediately oh oh that's right yeah hey Switzerland froze its assets it's all in the UK His sons set up they were like had hedge funds in Britain Notice Cameron is not up there going yay! No he's not he's like shut man The guys got 70 billion in the banks here we don't want him taking it out They all live there They've got houses there Please! Britain's completely complicit in this. Completely, that why Obama is like hey hey hey it was good get rid of this guy do whatever change we're as good he got no money in our banks didn't care there's no dog in the hunt so to speak

2:03:28 The other thing is there's another discrepancy story that came out and I hate to, like i said this Egypt story is boring but it's interesting to deconstruct some of it. Is that there were two parallel story lines about the day after Mubarak quit One story was there was worse riots they killed that one because he wasn't getting any traction They had no pictures! The pictures were not good Well they had pictures, I saw some pictures that looked pretty nasty but who knows this could be b-roll from a movie set for all we know. Let me think Wag the Dog? And so they have so they show us worse than it before because really you know they don't want to the military right whatever today they killed that storyline and went to the oh the protesters are now cleaning up the plaza

2:04:10 And they show a bunch of people going on the statues and cleaning the pigeon shit off, scrubbing down the nose of the lion. So that's the storyline we're gonna go with that one because the public seems to like that idea Oh it's real time! It's completely in real-time. Like okay how is it going? Look at the ratings... twist it a little bit Pierce, no guests tonight you are anchoring It's it the whole thing is made for television and I'm telling you they had to wrap it up before the Grammy Awards on Sunday today Absolutely, and they did wrap it up people wrap it up days. The Grammy Awards the whole things done. Yeah, we're back to grab a Grammy Yep We got the Grammys wrap it up people wrap it up

2:04:52 Okay quick trip around Gitmo just to give you a couple of headlines here. The White House is releasing, and this is crazy what did that website cost again John? 88 million dollars! No I think it was 18 Oh 18 million dollars to do a website! Yeah so it's RuPoL yeah and now they're releasing their source code They're giving back to the community! Well, let's get it. Yeah no you can download I got a couple we got a couple of Drupal guys out there That'll help us We didn't do exact clone of the website and he can cost it out the guy can cost it out One guy could do this 18 million dollars easy so a link in the show notes at no agenda show comm shown us outstanding again by The way this is so much news all categorized and we're building that out That's all a part of what you get for your giving and your sincere heartfelt

2:05:43 donations to the show. Yeah, we really appreciate it and we need... We need to continue getting these donations and we did...We have... We also missed out on a couple of things. We missed out on the Valentine's Day gimmick. We could've gone with that. I have a clip here which is another thing we kind of missed out but we can kinda like encourage it because we still have a couple days left play 11-11-11 baby. Apparently a lot of people are asking how they can have a baby on November 11 so that the birthday would be 11-11-11. Stop whacking off in your cubicle, that would be good start! A leading fertility expert says the best day to make that baby is February 18th but Valentine's Day could also work some magic for you too if you're thinking about it and he also says forget some myths like eating certain foods...that doesn't work. Like Monsanto tomatoes

2:06:32 So February 18th, which is coming up people can be having sex. Thinking of us! Having sex and having an 11-11-11 baby. Thinking of Adam & John having sex it's a perfect combination. Kippo Nation Lodelands they now have DNA spray installations in neighborhoods What? Yeah so if you let me pull up the article here I've heard about this but now there's actually English uh... report about this and so um several residents in the an area of give my nation lowlands i received a letter this is translated dear resident their resident to reduce the number of hold ups the shopping streets in the west will be equipped with dna spray installations from january two thousand eleven onwards the dna sprays extra means next to the camera surveillance which district west has installed an effort to improve the safety no shopping area

2:07:35 So what happens is, and there's even signs. Area protected by DNA spray. What? Yeah it's DNA spray! What does this even mean?! So if... Here it is. Procedure simple during the holdup A nebula of invisible liquid with the synthetic DNA code is spread in the space. The liquid attaches itself to the clothes and skin of the perpetrator, and cannot simply be washed off! DNA spray is practically invisible to the human eye but lights up under UV light on CSI Miami Suspect with traces... suspects with traces of DNA spray are easily traceable to the scene of the crime for the police How cool was that?

2:08:14 That's the biggest Gitmo thing I've ever heard of. So you're just walking around and we'll just spray some stuff on this guy in case we need to catch him later, because we can always prove he was there because we sprayed him with DNA! It's pretty heavy. Wait a minute, are you telling me that they're randomly spraying this stuff in certain areas for some reason? Does the DNA have time codes on it? Does it last forever, I mean what if in five years... It's not you can't easily wash it off. Yeah but that's great that means five years from now they blast me and say well we just sprayed this stuff last week no you sprayed it five years ago nah nah still there can't wash it off I mean this doesn't make any sense something wrong with this picture Well this is what it is This is a piece of information Listen to it No this is what it is Before its cram Its pre-cram That's what it is Now theres nothing missing

2:09:06 There's nothing missing. Now this is crazy. This isn't how it's a bit crazy there man this people think they're free and Liberated in Holland, they're the most suppressed slaves in the world Well, they sure yeah, that's crazy Give my nation down under car rental companies tracking travelers with GPS devices just a little setup to get you used to it. Yeah, yeah Give my nation stinky Harry now You know what there by the way? You want their one of the reasons besides the tracking huh is they gonna use that against you because if you read the contract Which nobody will read it's that you were speeding yeah and they'll charge you extra beating up extra I know That's horrible

2:09:46 That's just, but it is to get you used to having it in your own personal car. It will be very normal soon. Gimmo Nation stinky herring which is Denmark... So two things happening there that are very interesting one is the Prime Minister saying hey we should have a referendum about this Euro thing and step out which I think is very good, very mature But thats the prime minister meanwhile the finance minister saying well in order to do that we need to go to 48 hour work week What? Yeah, really. Where's the logic in that commentary? Well what do you mean like we got us we gotta jack up our productivity 48-hour workweek Like what are we napping for humanity there I don't know man i don't know this crazy everyone's crazy um

2:10:33 The women of Italia are holding anti-Borosconi demonstrations at Gitmo Nation pasta. They are very angry, but they they're still doing the wrong thing they're trying to... they're throwing underwear which is dumb as you pointed out John has no reach No distance It should be shoes Yeah he had put a rock in the underwear How about just pumps? Throw your pumps at the guy if you really want to make an impact and that would be funny and cool we'd have something to talk about Gitmo Nation East, Southampton's tap water now to be fluoridated. Guess you were getting too uppity there you slaves So we're gonna fluoridate you and bring it down a little bit But something else very crazy is happening so I should have brought this up during the porn conversation thousands of people around the UK were sent letters from a law firm

2:11:24 who were saying okay uh... we track your i p address you downloaded this a porn movie which was copyrighted even though it's gone free according to joy behar uh... so either uh... we take it to court and embarrass u uh... for downloading this porn movie or that you can buy it off with the four hundred ninety five pound fee and uh... is this not extortion it's exactly what it is extortion and this is where it's all headed because this is how it works this this would do so we've all fought so hard against copyright uh... you know overbearing copyright law and now it's going to be hate you downloaded the song at either you come in fight in court that great expense which will probably lose or just pay us a thousand dollars now and they'll go away this is what this is the new this is the new normal is to bring up another me on the rai has been kind of doing this but not but to do with porn is crazy

2:12:23 Well it makes it easier. They figured some people... Of course! They started to fight the RIAA and some people have been winning, and so its been like oh this isn't working Exactly So what else could well they're not gonna fight porn so much because it'll embarrass them that they downloaded the porn in the first place even if they didn't Exactly That's exactly whats going to happen And you should fight it just be proud say yeah I downloaded that porn Im part of the 500% Uh let me see uh Any 33's? Yeah, we do have some magic numbers. Hold on got those... um 33 Senate seats will be on the ballot for 2012 uh 33 recruits martyred in suicide hit when was that huh yeah nothing really good this week where was the 30 where were the 33 Mardon I don't know where they are Don is that uh let me see Mardon i don't know where Mardon is oh it's a Pakistan

2:13:27 That's code. Yeah, of course it's code but nothing as good as the Microsoft 33 holes plug that was too genius that was just beautiful I do have something in China no we did lowlands so we had jewelry No, I think that's kind of it I mean there's tons of stuff in the links, uh... at noagendershow.com and there was it the um... oh yeah the World Health Organization more than neo-prohibitionist movement that came out with alcohol kills more than AIDS tuberculosis and violence really? How does that work according to the world violence not really well this is a Reuters report i can read verbatim for you

2:14:20 Alcohol causes nearly 4% of deaths worldwide, more than AIDS, tuberculosis or violence the World Health Organization warned on Friday. That's that crazy woman! Rising incomes have triggered more drinking in heavily populated countries Really? Right where mine ain't rising No wonder I'm not drunk enough Worldwide about 11% of drinkers have weekly heavy episodic drinking occasions with men outnumbering women by four to one. Yeah, and of course this is that crazy Cho woman from the World Health Organization Anything to just propagate her agenda. Anything at all. To propagate their alcoholism vaccine Yes Oh which is coming

2:15:02 And we would be remiss if we didn't mention that the boss, head honcho of the International Monetary Fund who by the way are now once again calling for the fourth round of bailouts of Greece the fourth round. So that's under reported? Oh yeah, it is the fourth round and they're going to be selling off more pieces of the country actual land they are selling for the bailout. Islands? Yeah islands! More islands for sale The IMF boss says once again we need a global currency and he is again mentioning the SDR which have been tracking ever since we started this show the special drawing rights this is Dominic Strauss-Kahn

2:15:45 Managing Director of the IMF, International Monetary Fund called again for a new world currency. God I love that! This is an actual Reuters report. New World Currency that would challenge the dominance of the dollar and help curb future financial instability They really want it all don't they? Just want it all so don't say we didn't tell you Now if course if your listening to Alex Jones he'll tell ya to buy gold or silver We on the other hand just tell ya Take it. Take it like a man! Take it like a man, everybody. We just tell people to try to understand what's going on and they'll be a lot more relaxed and they'll live longer the uh... And they won't- you know take the media for what it is which is not much

2:16:32 I did run into one crazy, typical bogus media story about to run at the end here. Oh, I'm sorry do you want to run it as an end of show clip? No no it's just shorty. Let's do it now sure 3D what?! Oh my goodness Okay there wasn't enough space in Westminster Abbey for all the extra cameras that you'd need to pull off a 3d broadcast The wedding is set for April 29th. Oh right, this is the royal wedding They're gonna do it in 3D? There's not enough room in the Westminster Abbey? Please! Wait a minute It's the same camera you don't need 35 thousand cameras to shoot something in 3-D You just need a special lens nowadays This is crazy A while, a while I do have one disturbing piece of news which came in today Health officials in Los Angeles County That's where I live

2:17:21 are investigating dozens of reports of respiratory illness said he coughing by people who attended a fundraising event at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion earlier this month. It was part of the annual Domain Fest global conference attended by hundreds of internet professionals from thirty countries The week-long conference was held at the Santa Monica Hotel where all these conferences are held but the rap party took place at Hefner's uh... mansion mansion within twenty four hours after leaving the mansion scores of attendees reported coming down with symptoms that included fever respiratory problems and violent headaches legionnaires disease now dude chip implants so obvious it's so obvious what is going on there like hey come over here yeah the girls will take care of you what did you hit me in head for? no nothing honey i'm sorry

2:18:23 It's all internet guys. They're all programmed now MK ultra their chefs play internet guys How can we weren't invited be happy cuz you know I'm not going to anything I'm staying home. We'd be total fools would be like hey, baby. Are you doing you come out what? Now yeah, I got a headache. I wonder why they've all been Mk ultron right oh Alright everybody, thank you so much for showing up and remember we need your support for this program. It's been downhill ever since Christmas now I understand that it is hard, hard times to everybody but we're not excluded and just you boners out there become donors that'll help even if you are on the 11-11 program and more executive producers are requested

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