2:10:36 This donation is in honor of my sizzling hot husband Trevor. Trevor Massey His birthday is April 27th, but I wanted to get him the executive producer title on the one and only show 1333 He has now reached knight status accounting below if Adam can chip-chip in a penny And then I think I got one some here was it there? It is big time I think we've got quite a few those left We do he would like to be knighted as sir mullet of the mountain region. Can I please request for him a bullet rye, it's actually bulliet, rye Manhattan and gummy bears galore? And if allowed may also by the way they have these big giant 1.75 liters at this rye at Costco dynamite. What is this? Is it bullet rye or not? No its bulliet. Bulliet? It's got an eye in there. Ah bulliet okay not on the spreadsheet it didn't
2:11:34 Bullied okay, all right well I ordered bullet rise so i'll have to change the order Well it'll get everyone knows that as people call a boat. I call I used to call a bullet Ryan till actually looked at the label And gummy bears galore and allowed course I'd also request st Germain on the rocks for myself as I forgot to make a request for my Or my Damien. Oh, okay! You are my person Trevor, My best friend, my ride or die 10 years and counting Happy birthday to the love of my life who hit me in the mouth a year ago No agendas stay... listens together stays together We say to each other at least once a month that Adam and John you are doing God's work
2:12:24 God does God's work. We just do this show Couples that no agenda together doing these stay together may I request my husband's favorite jingles boogity-boogity Amen Fouchie wheeze and sleepy Joe the little girl version Thank you for your courage with love and light Dame Valentine of the blue bird powder region Here we go Here we go, here we go. I can't get enough of her! She's great. She is really good. I keep forgetting how funny that is. Dame G Money you probably remember she said $333 and 33 cents and she parts unknown uh she just needs some R2D2 karma she'll be happy You've got
2:13:23 Harmless. Chris Marble checks in from West Springfield, Massachusetts 333 33 in the morning gentlemen first time donation I was hit in the mouth by Adam not during his first but by his second appearance on Rogan there was an extended sequence early on which Adam was trying to explain some new policies regarding the post office then how it tied to proposed federal digital wallet but Rogan wouldn't be quiet about it he was talking about how cool the trucks were in the 70's geez this is another negative No, I'm just gonna skip all that. He says, I'm sorry, it's just like wow. No agenda has been revelatory discovering the show was a true inflection point i have not... I have not listened to a single Rogan podcast since he went exclusive to the Chinese funded Spotify platform in December right well John just told you why we don't like that anyways I'd like to call out my boss Gary K as a douchebag now I don't think he listens to show is just a douchebag I'll spare
2:14:30 That's also, douchebags aren't they supposed to be people who don't donate and not just an actual douchebag? An actual real douche bag. I mean do those count? Do we do those? Well we've done it before because we call people like you know the head of the FBI a douche bag and other people are douche bags out in the blue but just that but those are public figures i think they have to be a public figure Or a listener to the show. Who is not, who is not done it? You just can't call your somebody some casual person a douchebag. Yeah, I think that's libelous, scandalous. Scandal! Libelous! I agree its libelous
2:15:09 Anyway, he got it. No problem I'll spare you from playing the Biden whole load Fauci wheeze look at that juice goodnight left night story it left nut story even though I had the same idea weeks ago however no one else thought to incorporate JCD's put his puts his fist around the nuts clip come on producers he says yes please deduce me adios mofo Nicholas Nikoloff in Northborough, Massachusetts. 333 dot 33. It's been a journey! I've been following the show from Show 22. Wow
2:15:50 Show 22 at least this is the earliest I remembered so my older son Constantine Constantine or Constantin, you know it's turning 10. I respectfully request his and his brothers Dimitar to be de-douche'd for they've been listening since they were born You've been de-douched Wow that's a combo de-douching Please also add Konstantin Dimitar Ekaterina and Magdalena in the birthday list. I don't know if they're all on the list or not, but we have a huge birthday list! All of them have birthdays in March. Attaches the accounting for 1000+. Please use this to name my keeper Ekaterina as Queen of Bulgaria. Now we're getting to the bottom where these names are coming from
2:16:43 No jingles if you can't, no jingles no karma. If you can't please play dogs in the staller at the end of this show Another one? Is that an end-of-show thing I should know about? I don't... never heard it Dogs in the stroller! I remember dogs in the stroller Oh dogs in the stroller Oh, yeah. That's the Jesse coin now oh wait we had a two of them no that was very disputed I don't know which one to play We have a lot of ender show clips already. It was you wouldn't do for ya Well put him on the bump bump into the next show it's okay Nicholas obviously amenable I think anyway all the best Nicola
2:17:22 Nikola Nikolov. Wow! That's a name that I'm gonna start writing novels, use that name. I think we missed Brian Moss? Think we skipped right over him yeah 333-33 Rancho Santa Margarita California and he says jingles get any Bitcoin go podcasting R2D2 karma John and Adam thank you so much for your superb job of media deconstruction OTG advice and the occasional wine tip I've been a listener since 2015. Over the years, i have tried to hit my family in the mouth but was never able to succeed until now The combo of your amygdala shrinking COVID coverage and the animated no agenda clips
2:18:03 Finally! Also perfect for some podcasting 2.0 streaming, Satoshis Make your content easily shareable and entertaining for everyone They kept my entire family informed and not freaked out during the pandemic I've also started using the Breeze Podcast app Bravo on the efforts to keep podcasting cancel-proof Yes The sats are streaming your way This donation brings me to knighthood Id like to be known as Sir Brian of Galt's Gulch if it is not too much trouble I think there's only one or two that are in Gulch, but not too many at all. Please add deviled eggs and diet coke to the roundtable! I love the deviled eggs... The diet coke combo is a curious one. Love & Light stay safe says Brian Moss. They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin. You've got
2:19:00 Karma. Terdivo, Knight of the Shapeshifting Jews $333 and 30 cents He needs the shapeshifting Jews and D2R2D2 karma which seems to be very popular today. Yeah, popular! ITM Brothers and Mystic Crackpot in Buzzkill's Terdivo, Knight of the Shapeshifting Jews here to wish one and all a happy Passover Oh yes it is Passover Yeah, as I write this evening's missive the worm moon brightly rises in celebration of the 3333 3000th year since the enslavery in Egypt. Thus I was compelled to resurface from my...
2:19:53 See when I see these words, I'm thinking resurface. Like you're gonna put another round of pavement over this thing? But he means resurface should have a hyphen for my cyber dissertation research to provide you both with some stimulus treasure F333 dot 30. Nice! It is a paltry offering compared to my eternal gratitude for your decade-plus offering of perspective, humor and wisdom. Thank you Adam! Thank you John! Now go take that break you both deserve please play my magical shape shifting Jew theme song and in R2D2 karma from our research and all my dudes named Ben and Bernadette enslaved by another crappy COVID semester All the best Devo
2:20:40 Roll up, roll up in a batch of those shape-shifting Jews. Step right this way! Roll up, roll up in a batch of those shape-shifting Jews. You've got karma. Jungle shut up slave whole load goat stream. You see the juice first time I heard John's fisting nuts rant, I almost fell out of my chair My dad eats his nuts in exactly this fashion Yeah, what you start noticing it is pretty gross bad No agenda karma works my mom shoulder surgery and subsequent physical therapy were both successful and she's doing great