Topic: Cotton

36 chapters across the catalog

Secretary of Egg
Episode 1823 22:39 - 27:53

1823: Secretary of Egg

Media Coverage and Political Reactions to Caribbean Raids

The BBC and American morning news programs are criticized for their one-sided reporting on the Caribbean drug boat strikes. Senator Tom Cotton argues the strikes were legal as the targets were associated with foreign terrorist organizations and were not incapacitated. Conversely, Representative Adam Smith and other Democrats suggest the survivors were shipwrecked and attempting to surrender, leading to calls for the public release of the classified strike video.

This Actually Happened!
Episode 1722 49:17 - 50:53

1722: This Actually Happened!

Kamala Harris "Wuhan Virus" Resolution, Political Correctness

Senator Kamala Harris introduced a resolution to ban the phrase "Wuhan virus," labeling it anti-Asian and xenophobic. Senator Tom Cotton and other critics objected, arguing that naming diseases after their place of origin is standard practice and that the resolution was a distraction from China's role in the pandemic. The debate highlighted the growing tension over language and geopolitical accountability.

Impusted
Episode 1688 2:51:38 - 3:03:47

1688: Impusted

Associate Executive Producers, Birthday Celebrations, Cotton Gin

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak read a long list of $50-$100 donations and celebrate listener birthdays. They give a special shout-out to "Cotton Gin" and "OG Godcaster" Steve Webb. The segment reinforces the community aspect of the show through personal acknowledgments and "karma" requests.

Rousting Granny
Episode 1662 2:57:53 - 3:03:01

1662: Rousting Granny

Outro, End of Show Mix, Erectionist Parody

The episode closes with a series of audio remixes and satirical clips, including a parody of President Biden's speech patterns and a "Cotton Eyed Joe" mashup. The mixes touch on NYPD drone surveillance, "hard landings" in Iran, and a comedic take on "electionists" versus "erectionists." The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios mofos" and "A hui hou."

Potty Mouth Parrots
Episode 1630 9:27 - 13:32

1630: Potty Mouth Parrots

TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew Questioned on Chinese Communist Party Ties

Senator Tom Cotton interrogated TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew regarding his citizenship and potential ties to the Chinese Communist Party. The exchange focused on whether the Chinese government exerts influence over the platform's data and content. Chew, a Singaporean citizen, faced repeated questioning about the Uyghur genocide and the platform's role as a potential propaganda tool for China.

COVID Retrospective
Episode 1439 30:25 - 32:01

1439: COVID Retrospective

Trump Impeachment Acquittal, Senator Tom Cotton Allegations

Following the acquittal of President Donald Trump in his first impeachment trial, political analysts discuss the impact on the 2020 election and Mitt Romney's vote. In a separate development, Senator Tom Cotton suggested the virus originated from a Chinese biological warfare program. Chinese officials dismissed these claims as dangerous rumors intended to stir xenophobia.

Booster Blitz
Episode 1408 2:53:52 - 2:57:40

1408: Booster Blitz

Wedding Karma, Centenarian Birthday, Henry the Brother

Tiffany Mickelson donated $333 as a wedding gift for her new husband, Spencer Haff, and requested "marriage karma." A 100th birthday wish is sent to Ray DeSimone, and a "Spotify-free" birthday shout-out is given to a producer's brother, Henry. The segment also mentions a report from the cotton industry that was submitted by a listener.

Boost or Baste
Episode 1401 2:06:44 - 2:08:33

1401: Boost or Baste

Build Back Better, Payments to Illegal Immigrants

Senator Tom Cotton questioned DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas regarding reports that the Build Back Better plan would allow illegal immigrants to claim the child tax credit without a Social Security number. The policy could potentially result in $2.3 billion in taxpayer-funded payments to families who entered the country illegally.

Bug Appetit!
Episode 1351 2:55:00 - 2:58:15

1351: Bug Appetit!

Christine Wormuth, Secretary of the Army Confirmation

During her confirmation hearing for Secretary of the Army, Christine Wormuth is questioned by Senator Tom Cotton about the naming of military equipment. Cotton argues that soldiers are motivated by names like "Bradley" or "Abrams" rather than unpronounceable bureaucratic acronyms. Wormuth's academic and professional background is briefly reviewed.

Vaxxhole
Episode 1333 1:20:24 - 1:23:06

1333: Vaxxhole

H&M China Boycott, Digital Erasure

H&M is facing a massive boycott in China after the company expressed concern over forced labor in Xinjiang's cotton industry. In a move described as "communist cancel culture," Chinese tech companies have erased H&M from digital maps, e-commerce platforms, and ride-hailing apps, effectively making the brand non-existent in the digital sphere.

Doggy DNA
Episode 1257 54:15 - 59:29

1257: Doggy DNA

Racial Capitalism and the Industrial Revolution

Angela Davis argued that capitalism is inherently "racial capitalism," claiming the Industrial Revolution was built on slave labor. Historical counter-arguments suggest that the Industrial Revolution actually led to the obsolescence of slavery in Britain by 1833. Critics contend that Davis and the 1619 Project are attempting to rewrite history to frame socialism as the only solution to racism.

Noodle Nation
Episode 1250 3:04:17 - 3:07:53

1250: Noodle Nation

New York Times "Human Sacrifice" and Newsroom Mobs

The New York Times and Philadelphia Inquirer recently forced out top editors following internal newsroom revolts over controversial content, such as an op-ed by Senator Tom Cotton. Critics on the Lou Dobbs show characterized these moves as "human sacrifice" to appease a "craven and cowardly" mob of activist journalists. The hosts argue that mainstream media has become indistinguishable from the Black Lives Matter movement's party line.

KBALL One
Episode 1249 1:19:39 - 1:22:52

1249: KBALL One

New York Times Op-Ed Controversy and Millennial Activism

The New York Times faced internal revolt from staff after publishing an op-ed by Senator Tom Cotton advocating for military intervention to stop rioting. The backlash led to the resignation of editorial page editor James Bennet and a public apology from the paper. This incident is cited as evidence that millennial activists have taken control of legacy media institutions, prioritizing social justice over traditional journalistic standards.

Mask Up!
Episode 1245 3:16:21 - 3:20:35

1245: Mask Up!

Kamala Harris Hate Speech Resolution and Sign-Off

Senator Tom Cotton criticizes a resolution by Kamala Harris that seeks to ban the phrase "Wuhan virus," calling it a form of political correctness designed to distract from Joe Biden's record on China. The hosts sign off from "Opportunity Zone 33" in Austin, Texas, promising to return on Thursday.

Rando
Episode 1216 1:05:06 - 1:08:12

1216: Rando

Chinese Ambassador Response to Biological Warfare Allegations

Chinese Ambassador Cui Tiankai appeared on "Face the Nation" to address Senator Tom Cotton's suggestion that the coronavirus originated in a biological warfare lab. Analysts note that the Ambassador's response—stating "it's true that a lot is still unknown"—failed to provide a direct denial, potentially indicating a "truth wants to come out" moment.

Composting People
Episode 1117 2:45:53 - 2:48:23

1117: Composting People

Pam Northam Cotton Incident, Virginia First Lady Apology

Virginia's First Lady, Pam Northam, apologized after handing out cotton to African-American students during a tour of the governor's mansion and asking them to imagine being enslaved. The hosts discuss this in the context of Governor Ralph Northam's ongoing blackface scandal and speculate on the political motivations behind the incident.

Best Codpiece
Episode 1009 2:47:23 - 2:49:13

1009: Best Codpiece

Huawei and ZTE Security Warning, Cisco Competition, Chinese Spying

U.S. intelligence officials from the CIA, NSA, and FBI have warned Congress against using phones from Chinese companies Huawei and ZTE. Senator Tom Cotton expressed concerns that these companies are beholden to the Chinese government and could be used for espionage. The hosts suggest the warning is actually a protectionist move to help Cisco and Apple compete against Huawei's lower-priced telecommunications gear.

Nein Nein Nein
Episode 999 52:50 - 59:18

999: Nein Nein Nein

Major Garrett, Dick Durbin and Political Protocol

Major Garrett reports on the conflicting accounts of the Oval Office meeting, noting that Senators David Perdue and Tom Cotton did not recall the vulgarity. Senator Dick Durbin maintains the comments were "vile and vulgar" and repeated. The discussion touches on the breakdown of protocol regarding private meetings and draws a comparison to how Bill Clinton's actions changed public discourse on sexual acts.

Kebab Panic!
Episode 987 1:49:36 - 1:52:50

987: Kebab Panic!

CBS News Whipsaws and Non-Sequitur Reporting

The hosts identify "whipsaws" in CBS News reporting, where an anchor's assertion is followed by a clip that fails to support the claim. Examples include reports on Senator Tom Cotton potentially becoming CIA Director and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson's relationship with President Trump. The segments are criticized for being lazy, non-sequitur journalism.