
544: Arab Winter
Senator John McCain and President Barack Obama are pushing for military intervention in Syria following a chemical weapons attack in Ghouta, despite a stunning rejection of force by the British Parliament. While the administration frames the strike as a defense of global prohibition norms, leaked reports from Mint Press News suggest Syrian rebels may have mishandled Saudi-provided ordnance. The geopolitical tension has sent Raytheon stock soaring as the cost of Tomahawk missiles and defense contractor profits take center stage. Secretary of State John Kerry and State Department spokesperson Marie Harf face intense scrutiny over the unclassified intelligence used to justify a 'rubble strategy' in the Middle East. Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia reportedly attempted to bribe Vladimir Putin into abandoning Bashar al-Assad, while media outlets pivot to demonizing Asma al-Assad with Marie Antoinette comparisons. Domestic policy shifts under Vice President Joe Biden and new California revenge porn legislation further complicate the national landscape as the public remains largely apathetic to foreign entanglements. This episode features a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Roy of Ancona and Dame Sam, alongside a deep dive into the 'war on sysadmins' and the legacy of Edward Snowden. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak reflect on the nostalgic aroma of Testers Dope paint from childhood model kits and the technical superiority of the Mutt command-line email client. The show concludes with a critical look at George Clooney’s satellite spying and the subconscious linguistic slips of the political elite.



















