46:10 I don't think he's married actually. So we have our version of that and these are the people that keep the show on the air by enabling us to do this show Am i talking long enough for you bring up the spreadsheet? Well, here is the problem So I got a spreadsheet error. Oh, really? Excel is unable to open the file by repairing or removing the unreadable content and it gives a bunch of unreadables parts so all i do is that all have on mine is column B and a list of numbers Do you have a spreadsheet that can actually read from? Yeah, I do. What's wrong with mine? And also wish...I want to mention this Eric but I want to mention it everybody
46:55 If you're running newer versions of any of these prod, any of these Windows products don't send out the X version. Like for the spreadsheet send out an xls if you got a doc file people do this all the time they sent out to DocX now only people with the newest versions have these programs can read DocX I can read as xlsx on this machine by the way but it for some reason is not coming in Can i give you some data points? Yes. Number one, you can open the X versions I use OpenOffice and it opens all x versions of everything beautifully when Eric sent the spreadsheet this morning it said in the email it said I have stopped using Windows 8 I've moved to Linux there could be errors in the spreadsheet
47:47 I opened the spreadsheet on OpenOffice on the Mac, no problems. Can you try opening it in OpenOffice? And I encourage Eric not to use Microsoft products so I'm all for it and it opened fine and works perfectly in OpenOffice so... ...I don't understand why its an X. It would work in Microsoft because is supposed to be compatible No! Of course it won't. Microsoft is just not compatible They're job are you running 8? I'm running 7. You want to just try OpenOffice? I don't know that i have open office on this Windows machine because I try to keep stuff off this machine because it's a podcasting machine let me see really does it have a little sticker yes it does podcasting machine only hands-off well soon you will have the ultimate podcast device and yeah you will only need the computer for spreadsheets
48:46 Excel was able to open the file by repairing or removing the unreadable content. Yeah, go ahead Just say yeah doesn't still check views listing repair my device Do you mind if I just read the you're gonna have to because I can't okay Why don't you find a sir Eric's note of? Minnesota nuts apparently sent you an email Or no idea. I'll start though with Sir David are fully black baron of Silicon Valley who comes in with a very apropos? seven hundred and seventy-seven dollars and thirty three cents He knows how to send us the message that's for sure. I was from Los Gatos, California in the morning Adam John Please keep that no agenda karma coming my way as my stock doubled after your last dose so we are happy
49:37 to tell the Baron of Silicon Valley to bend over because here comes another dose of karma. You've got karma! That is fantastic as a measure of support for the program then we have Sir Eric of Minnesota Nuts who I believe this was meant for I'm thinking it has like the fourth he wanted to get it in but just showed up at the post office box on Saturday five so He does 5 2 7 7 4 But I'll gonna give him a five two eight club member. Yeah, because if you round that up It's five to eight and you have a note from him yeah He says here's some money
50:19 Right. That's it? And by the way, I want to mention this he is actually somewhat famous in where he is from but what he did was a very cute little letter and its got a seal He used the No Agenda Oh our sealing wax seal The envelope and then inside his little note he has got the seal again Really that cool! He using that wax now I think I use my wax pretty quick I did that for awhile Okay, I'm gonna put my signet ring in there. Ah perfect sir Mark Dytham of Tokyo Of course we have Sir mark and day mastered who have been longtime supporters of the show both of them are extremely famous in Japan and Sir Mark says what can we say you are already the only news source? We listen to we just cannot bear to listen to anything else. I've been doing my sums He's British
51:15 It looks like I can proudly call myself Baron of Tokyo. The territory will happily be the slave under the Viscountess Astrid of Tokyo Needless to say, I need to upgrade quickly to Viscount so that I can get by and we'll start by donating $333.33 today. I was in Beijing Friday night Did you see the note with the bottle? I did see the note with the bottle, yes. I was thinking of slipping this bottle of Chateau Latour 1981 into a bag for John to auction off however it was a six liter bottle This thing was beautiful and it was open! The cork was off and people were drinking it Yeah well 6-liter bottle is imperial
51:59 Right that's got to be a $8,000 bottle of wine. There was 81 Latour yeah more No it's a six liter of 80 when the tour is probably Probably about a thousand dollars and he says we ended up drink okay so 6,000 big deal He says we ended up drinking it The whole bottle? Yeah That's our audience I love it You just see Sir Mark. Ho ho ho! Ah, hello... Damien Rothschild? Apparently he's the Baron of Tokyo now. Welcome to Tokyo which I own Have you said hello to Viscountess Dame Astrid? If you don't she will clap you in irons Love you guys. We'll make sure we attach the proper title to you Baron Of Tokyo
52:59 That's great. You know I'm thinking that if Eric, which he just did he sent me the XLS file yeah because with these open office systems all these other ones they...I think that perfect works fine would you because they Microsoft is really screwed with things with this x thing yes cuz they did it with DocX and which i still moan and groan about okay so he's got the I got Well, not really. Because I have David Foley at the top HW Smith and Dame Francine Hardaway he sent me last week's or no that's not the right one 526 Eric that's not what it's okay I will continue work things out John Reichert I think it is RICHERT from New Orleans
53:48 This is also a 333-333 donation. This should put me over night level, could use some heartbreak karma. Aww... Are there any New Orleans area female listeners out there looking for love from a knight? Jesus that's sad he adds to his note! Well John we will be knighting you today and I would just have to use my regular line which is send pictures We'll see if we can hook ya up there in New Orleans and on a little bit of heartbreak karma for you You've got karma. Oh Sir, dr. Sharkey is back once again He is really on a roll and in fact today's donation of 3333 3 should bring him up to a baron he'd like to be Baron sir Dr. Sharky protector of the great Smokey Mountains oh cool I think that's possible. That's fine And he wants you know why those smoky mountains are smokey um
54:47 There's so many pine trees in the area and it gets a kind of hot humidity. That smoke of the Great Smoky Mountain is all pollution from evaporating pine tar liquids, terpenes mostly that get into this mess. It looks like smoke. Should be called The Great Smoggy Mountains. Well he shall be protector of The Great Smoggy Mountains And he wants, uh... what does he want here? He wants a magic number L-G-Y I-T-M karma. Okay. There you go! Baba Mustafa or Mustafa from Clayton North Carolina Uh, douchebag that other guy Who we supposed to be douche bagging
55:46 I'll do it, sure! I would have donated more but i had to buy some magic beans from that Alex James from infant wars. Hear the sonic boom from a hellfire and duck really? A missile traveling faster than sound will arrive after the sound of its sonic boom arrives oh Bogut of Clip best podcast in universe Oh course he's talking about the drone operator who was on NBC with that interview And he's saying this is total bogativeness because if the guy hears the sonic boom, then the hellfire is already up his butt.
56:24 You know, now that you mention it, I wish we'd caught that. There are so many things we miss that people point out... Yeah no, I would say that's a mea culpa error on our part because at 600-something miles an hour the boom is going to arrive long after the thing hits. That's really dumb that we missed that one. Isn't that annoying when that happens? Yeah, I got another correction we have to talk. We'll do that in a second first week and so Bubba will be an associate executive producer Michael Knight And Bubba came in with 250 Thank you very much Bubban and Michael night from Katy Texas also 250 longtime boner first-time donor Thank you very much appreciate that since you're in the first time want to give you a little bit of karma for that always nice To see them. You've got the newbies John Sextro st Peter's Missouri 222 with no note that I have
57:19 Keith Brown, another Spring Texas with $200 will come out to be a associate executive producer and oh there she is Dame Astrid will be associate executive producer. Dear John and Adam, Dame Astrid says your analyses are top-notch lately and getting better by the day over the years I've become such a no agenda bot that i have to remind myself to remain critical If all my calculations are right, please find accounting below. This should make me Viscountess of Tokyo and I shall endeavor to bring the city's giant voice system under my jurisdiction To allow for the best podcast in the universe to be broadcast when the need arises to awaken the slaves Thank you and keep it coming. Yeah, I have to say I really love these two yeah, they're the best It's um yeah, it's good to have them on our side Oh
58:17 Miss Mickey is doing everything in her power to get us over to Tokyo. So you should be able to manage that? Well, I said if you can get a gallery to show then yeah we'll go over We don't have money just gallivanting over to Tokyo It's not expensive over there. Tokyo is an expensive operation. That's other parts of Japan which are nicer too. I don't like Tokyo at all I think it's too crowded, it's too big. The traffic is terrible." Well, I've never been so it's kind of important to go see it you know? And Miki lived in Nagasaki for five years so she wants to show me Nagasaki which sounds like a dynamite place! Well Kyoto and Sapporo are the places that most Americans like That where the beer comes from? Maybe... It's named after it
59:09 All right, we want to thank all these people for generously helping us on show 528. We want to remind people go to Dvorak.org slash NA, channelDvorak.com slash NANOagendaShow.com and also NOAgendanation.com there's a donate button there you can click on it and give us some attention for show 529 coming out next Thursday. And I want to remind people that we're going to be early hour Oh, that's right on Thursday. Yes next Thursday so people if they want to listen live they might want to change their we will be at 8 a.m. Get my nation West time That will be 5 p.m.. Gitmo Nation East time
59:54 I think in the UK? No, no. In the UK yeah. Oh yo, UK! Yeah that's Gitmo Nation East here. Right right keep thinking it. I have no idea i'm just gonna wait until you call me i'm just going to get up real at five and just wait i have no idea what time that is now It's usually... What time is it there now? Thanks I think I get it i'm just kidding ya! devorak dot org slash n a There you go do you hear they changed it now now I can remember it Okay, three nine breaking up. I couldn't else Arito 9 4 5 3 0 that's it It works yes success okay of course we need you to do this Propaganda formula our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth