Topic: Michael Knight

16 chapters across the catalog

Grope Line
Episode 1372 2:06:56 - 2:14:30

1372: Grope Line

New Knights and Dames, 1373 Club, Sobriety Anniversary

Several producers are knighted after significant donations, including Sir Martin of Tampa Bay, who celebrates 20 years of sobriety. Other new knights include Sir Michael of Fiji and Sir Cuttasoff from Canada. The hosts read their personal notes and grant their requests for specific "round table" foods and karma.

Cattle-lyst Converter
Episode 1330 3:06:50 - 3:10:39

1330: Cattle-lyst Converter

Knighting Ceremony for Sir Michael Douglas Carlin

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Michael Carlin, Gerald Barber (posthumous), and Dustin Duguid. They are granted the titles of Sir and welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional offer of "mutton and mead" and the promise of a No Agenda Knight Ring and official certification.

Post Orange
Episode 1289 2:58:27 - 3:00:49

1289: Post Orange

13th Anniversary Knighting and Daming Ceremony

The official 13th-anniversary knighting ceremony inducts Heidi Schreiber, Paul Schreiber, Craig Scholl, Christian Lair, and Michael Goodell into the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts perform the traditional ritual, offering "mutton and mead" and "hookers and blow" to the new Knights and Dames. They direct the new inductees to NoAgendaNation.com to claim their rings and certificates.

Surf n Turf
Episode 1091 2:09:04 - 2:17:05

1091: Surf n Turf

Knighting Ceremony and Donor Acknowledgments

Adam Curry clarifies a confusion regarding a listener he met in Chicago, Sir P Funk (or Puff Funk). The hosts acknowledge a long list of donors, including Ron Woodbury and Michael Conte. They discuss the "de-douching" process for new listeners who have finally contributed to the show's value-for-value model.

About Face!
Episode 729 2:06:06 - 2:11:26

729: About Face!

Net Neutrality Implementation, Listener Knighting

Net neutrality laws officially went into effect this week, 60 days after being filed in the Federal Register. In show-related news, Michael Voss was knighted as "Sir Evergreen" following a cumulative donation of over $1,000. The hosts thanked several other donors, including those using the "33.33" subscription model, which has become a popular way for listeners to reach knighthood.

Mournful Mortician
Episode 548 1:32:05 - 1:38:29

548: Mournful Mortician

Producer Donations, The 69 Streak and Sacks of Sixes

A detailed reading of listener donations includes a discussion on the "69 streak" and the "Swazilnaf" tradition. Numerous producers sent in "Sacks of Sixes" ($66.66) to celebrate the show's upcoming 6th anniversary on October 24th. Donors from various locations, including Canada, Australia, and the U.S., are acknowledged for their support.

Flying Antenna
Episode 355 2:01:30 - 2:04:33

355: Flying Antenna

No Agenda Knighting Ceremony and Birthday Announcements

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Sam Malauro, Scott Fisher, and Michael Birch, who each donated $1,000 or more. They also announce birthdays for several producers and their children, many of whom are celebrating on the numerically significant date of 11-11-11.

HAARP-ing on Earthquakes
Episode 178 8:24 - 14:13

178: HAARP-ing on Earthquakes

Executive Producers, No Agenda App, Knighthood Announcements

Adam Curry acknowledges the executive producers for episode 178, including Adam Burkpile, Marcus Couch, and Michael Knight. Curry apologizes for previous comments regarding the No Agenda iPhone app's payment schedule, noting that Apple is slow to process funds. The segment transitions into the formal knighthood of Michael Knight and mentions associate executive producers Philip Evans and David Dolson.

Swine Flu: It's a Beta!
Episode 92 1:08:56 - 1:14:42

92: Swine Flu: It's a Beta!

Knighting Ceremony, ASCII Code Numerology

The hosts conduct a knighting ceremony for Michael Zelina, who donated $1,081 to the show. The specific dollar amount was derived from the sum of ASCII codes for the phrase "Look Listen Look." They also review other humorous interpretations of the number, including police codes for breathalyzer tests and 9/11 numerology.

Stroking the Ugly Stick
Episode 91 34:43 - 40:18

91: Stroking the Ugly Stick

Knighting of Michael Zelina and Donation Challenges

Michael Zelina is knighted following a donation of $1,081, a number that Adam Curry presents as a challenge for listeners to decode. Other donations mentioned include $54.40 (referencing "54-40 or Fight") and $4.51 (referencing Fahrenheit 451). Additionally, the domain 2tothehead.com is confirmed as registered by a producer.