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00:00 China food safer than US food. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Sunday April 22nd 2012 it's time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 402 This is no agenda Sharpening my oppositional defiant disorder here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the drone star state. It's an Austin Tejas, in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where the war on chicken continues... I'm John C. DeVore. Oh shoot I forgot hold on a second Where is it? Yeah, where's my jingle

00:41 I had the war on chicken jingles ominous beginning to the show. Yeah, well I wasn't expecting you to roll out the one chicken so quick oh Boy just spin that thing that cart thing around no times it's on there No, I didn't yes yeah remember those The big old cart rack a man just turned the cart rack around its in there somewhere. I'm sure it is Oh here it is well. It was mislabeled Chicken That's right. No messing around!

01:33 I want to say hello to you Adam Curry and hi to all ships at sea and boots on the ground. What do you mean, hello? What kind of opening is that? In the morning! Yeah in the morning to you really. In the morning that's right. Sorry it's a rocky start...I overslept Oh really okay that sucks And i'm groggy Well you know what you were tweeting at 4am no wait a minute No you weren't tweeting at four You were tweeting at let me see two hours five Did to 230 you were still up at 230. Oh your time, maybe you were up at 230 John I don't think so what time did you go to bed? I went to bed 12 30 and we were tweeting people it must have been I may be I was sleepwalking It would just happen like yeah, I'm gonna tweet this guy

02:23 Like, hey are you going to be on Twit today? No I'm not on Twit. I'm here tweeting! I see what you're doing man Well anyway in the morning to you John and in the morning to uh... And the chat room who are now taking bets they feel that you probably are baked Not baked We think John is baked Because it was 420 and my might add by the way Even though it was 420 You'd think somebody would have come up with a $40 donation You didn't get a single Not a single 420 donation I know Think we're losing the war on drugs. I don't think that anybody that listens to our show I don't think anyone can afford to be stoned yeah, well if you were stoned listening this show You'd probably just you'd freak it would be a bad trip no I don't think so I think there's um I think there's a number of people who

03:10 who like to investigate the chib while listening live. Well, maybe yeah anyway so everyone... Those guys are crazy! Everyone in the chat room there noagendastream.com noagendachat.net thank you so much Sir Gitmo Slave Mr Oil for getting this up and running today And hopefully the connection should be okay. We figured out what it was... Last week's miserable connection that everyone complained to me about personally as though I had something to do with it No, no, wasn't your fault at all But yes, first of all, I will say that Time Warner came out Thursday 1 a.m., they were in the street two trucks

03:50 Trying to figure it out. I mean, I didn't...I think someone's a listener because i've never seen that behavior before certainly not from time warner 1am there's two guys out there Who's this curry guy? I don't know. Well, so punch him in the stomach for me well I will say that there was a cable cut right at our house No really not two doors down not the beginning of the street But literally go down there and visit Bobby Bobby oh Bobby Literally up the pole at our Street. Yeah, this weird we got a cable cut up here It's that's probably what was causing the trouble mr.. Curry yes squirrels uh-huh yeah I'm sure Problem mm-hmm. I had a long discussion with a guy years ago from Pacific Island

04:41 telephone and he told me about the squirrel problem on these lines. In fact, my favorite little anecdote is that they had so many... why they want to put everything underground especially these sensitive lines because squirrels like to go up into the lines and then they just start chewing away at the, just because it's good for their teeth. They just chew in and they cut the cable. Because its good for their teeth? What did the dentist recommend? Hey! You got some erosion here you should go chew on some lines this is a good eye, its good for you So he says that they did an experiment to try to dissuade these squirrels from chewing away so they put capsicum into the plastic mix And what does that taste like? Is that good? Capsicum is the hot chili pepper Oh your kidding me

05:27 So they made the wires this hot, super hot habanero. And he says the squirrels developed a taste for it! They're like more! They started speaking Spanish going through it. Hey Chico put some more of that stuff on the line man I likey! They start speaking Mexican Yeah, we uh I took Miss Mickey to her first um crawfish boil yesterday. Oh a crawfish boil! That was quite outstanding i'd have to say You use the place in Austin? You think?! Of course No no I don't think because it's not on the water usually those things are somewhere on the gulf yeah they ship it in obviously It was nice you know and she's like okay so what... You sure they're not getting them from the sewer system

06:17 So she, uh... She never Googled the word crawfish. She's from Holland you know it's like we don't have crawfish in Holland. Oh yeah no crawfish is a very specific thing to eat Yeah and she was like well what kind of fish is that? I said you'll see It's not a fish! And she was like what's- What's in the box?! You buy 25 pounds of these to get like a morsel Yeah exactly Well that depends if your head sucker or not and then I said you gotta suck the head Are you high? Are you absolutely high?" That was good, though. It was really nice and after that... You eat 50 of these things and then your face is on fire. You're using crystal. Yeah. Crystal? Yeah the hot sauce. Oh I don't know what it's called. Well crystal is traditionally the one you use. Got it. It's a type of hot sauce that most people are aware of. So for those who don't know

07:17 It's a bug. It's essentially somewhere between a cockroach and a lobster Yeah, more toward the cock on the cockroach side let's start it off light today John this is a clip that I Didn't get to on Thursday. Just thought was kind of funny now. This is from the GSA Hearings in that I guess if the Senate over the oversight committee And for those of you who haven't followed along, we had this huge scandal where the General Services Administration which is kind of the buying organization of the government of the United States of Gitmo Nation in 2000

07:58 2008 they had a, you know it's not uncommon for an organization to have a conference and 300 people to come together. They spent $300,000 in 2008 I think and then the big scandal is about 2010 which of course is meant to distract us from anything else going on and they spent a million dollars and they have all kinds of, now we've got YouTube videos with people dressed up as clowns and hookers and they got challenge coins so okay It's a huge, of course we know government wastes our money and they're partying it up. We know that but it meant to distract everybody and then the what's his name again? The Hispanic guy he's on all the oversight He is real aggressive

08:41 They'll come to me in a moment. Well, go on he's questioning though so what happened is the the administration was the guy going after him it's his it's his panel but then there's always a Hispanic guy who's always asking really questions also Republican it would come to me and so the basically the boss of the GSA who was in charge of this division or region she resigned you're like I'm out yeah I didn't do anything wrong I didn't know if your happiness nice caboose But she's on trial or on testimony and this guy lays into her because in her testimony she talked about how transparent they were. It's not Rubio you're thinking of? No, it's not Rubio. I thought he was on that. We've talked about him a number of times

09:24 So, you know she's talking about how transparent they are and she's talking about the websites that they have up so you can see where all of your money is going. And here's the little ditty... This is the last three years in the Bush administration? The first three years of the Obama administration Yeah what's his name do you know his name? I'll think of it in a second But you know what I mean right? That guy He deserves uh his own show! I think Micah could actually move over this guy should run the show here we go I'm gonna continue on if you want to get back to me that'd be great Ms. Johnson, can you tell me about Results.gov? You highlighted it as one of the great accomplishments of the GSA. What does it do? The Results.gov among other online websites allows federal government employees as well as U.S. citizens to look at and access data about their government So when I type in www.results.gov why does it come up blank

10:20 I don't know, sir. It doesn't even exist John! There's not even a DNS entry for it and she has this in her testimony at results dot gov and it's not...I mean do-a who is? It does not exist. I like the way he sets her up Oh totally So what is she supposed to do? And then she goes on and on. It's so awesome At least someone's providing some entertainment. That was like three days worth of crap I do look through clips from last week that we didn't use a week before I mean there's I don't have a I don't have that humorous clip now I'm irked cuz like you can't take this this committee was just boring it was very boy This funny, you got like the really you know the inspector general

11:10 And he's like, oh yeah it's all rampant. Oh it's horrible! But he's not funny about it you know? It's just not humorous enough for us to do anything with him by the way I'd like to say a big in the morning to all the new listeners here in Austin who are uh...no doubt tuning in You know what happened what did you do well we've been out and about We had a couple days we were in town you know where Miss Mickey is good she pulls me into town she gets me social and people are like so what do you do a government legislation analyst. Really? Yeah, I don't have the cards yet but it is working and people literally go like give me that eye so I don't work for the government because i'm a government legislation analyst oh okay cool well wow so... And then they kind of tune out because this guy's like a lawyer he's boring I don't want to hear about his crap He's boring! Then you talk about moon bases right next No no no

12:05 No, no. Not yet not a lot of people talking about the hookers in fact every single news show this morning here in America Oh yeah Every single one it's like but it's funny because there's their own profession You know the prostitutes about the prostitutes and they all love talking about it hookers And they even say hookers now then I'm saying prostitutes any time They're just saying hookers my favorite one is you? I think you know you have this theory which I tend to agree with which is that the whole thing was just a distraction to keep people from talking about legalizing drugs, which was the basis of the whole thing. I ran into this one clip... Let's see if i can find it here. Is it from this week? It's let's see

12:52 I had too many clips today. No, you don't know you're good. I got tons man. I always have so much I throw that half of them away Okay, I get it is the douchebag one here this guy This is the problem That people have with I mean this is a Secret Service guy Posting on Facebook. It turned out one of them, David Cheney had posted a picture on Facebook of his time protecting Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin in 2008. Hoorah! His comment read I was really checking her out if you know what i mean Callen had her say on Fox News last night. Well, check this out bodyguard you're fired the president for one he better be wary there of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation they may be checking out the first lady. I doubt that

13:44 So here's the so you had to see this picture It's a picture somebody apparently took of Palin she's like speaking and this guy who's told douchebag He's peering around the corner with his shit-eating grin on his face. It looks like pedo bear, but what is amazing? Pedo bear isn't Of all of these organizations, and I watched ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN and Fox News. Not a single one... They all say they're there to protect the president! If you just go to Secretservice.gov not a single one says oh by the way their number 1 mission is to protect the integrity of the American financial system. Not a single one does that! A SINGLE ONE!!!

14:35 Nobody I work for the Treasury Department. They don't work for the DOJ or anything No, no that's not true they work for Department of Homeland Security That it used to be treasury now their homeland security But their number one mission they have a dual mission The number one mission is to that's right They did switch them to home land like they did with the Coast Guard oh yeah Oh, yeah, why does the coast? Yeah really rationalize the Coast Guard but if I was in the Coast Guard I'd be irked about not being in the military anymore so there were something else that just astounded me about the mainstream media. And by the way, I keep reading more and more in like the New York Times and of course we have to read all this too...and there's even discussion panels on C-SPAN how the press is you know they're so disappointed with what the internet wound up doing it's like

15:26 people don't, they have to understand that no one believes them anymore. When you go on these tangents about hookers in Columbia and you can't get a single name of the secret service agent except one douchebag and you, but then you're always got the interview with the hooker. It's like people eventually they tune out and, and then you're not doing your job. Go to um, I M F bull dot curry.com. And why did he see this press release? You there I'm typing it in. Okay, so imfbull.curry.com This was Christine Lagarde the shill put into the IMF after they pulled a hit job on Dominique Strauss-Kahn So the headline you got it?

16:15 Yeah, I'm looking at it now. Headline IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde welcomes pledges by members to increase fund resources to over $430 billion dollars! Now go to imfbull2.currie.com The problem is that it would have been easier if you hadn't done this as a forward What do you mean? So now we've got to type it all in again because it forwards to imf.org No, I'm saying yeah. I am F bull Yeah force IMF but if it forwards to a page within the easier if I could just type the two in and have to retype the whole well excuse me for like doing some work and setting up a redirect so make it easier

16:54 I could have said go to imf.org slash external slash np slash sec slash pr no IMF manager welcomes, i get the same one now imfbull2.curry.com? imfbull 2.curry.com it's a google search essentially It should give you a Google page. Oh, yeah okay I got it So what are all these headlines? IMF gets $430 billion to combat global economic woes IMF boosts resources 430 IMF secures 430! Every single mainstream organization Yeah they're just parroting what happens including the New York Times Which brings me to one of my stories Hold on hold on i'm not done yet Now go back do you still have that other page open or did you No I didn't You didn't tell me to do that

17:44 Okay, so go back to that other page. Yeah use your back okay? So let me point out the obvious problems number one these are pledges Pledges no one signed a check No one gave any money, no one initiated the banks. She's very clear here she says pledges Right but then if you look at the Google results, we've got...she gets 430! Got all this raise here USA Today IMF raised more than $430 billion to save the world now go down and this is what irked me So look at this list. Total commitment so far of over 430 billion to the current effort to increase fund resources consists of pledges from, and it has this list right? Yeah Okay now this is what my brain does I look at this list I go euro 150 Japan 60 Korea...I'm like This doesn't total for 130 billion dollars! I total them up! This list

18:43 that they are showing here, that everyone reports is over $430 billion. What's the total? 362. Well that means we're paying for the rest! No no but...no wait wait, if US will be coughing up the rest and that'll be the only money that goes in. No no no no no The point is and we're not on the list by the way you see underneath that conditional Indonesia, conditional China Russia Brazil But they make this, they put this 430... They could have put 500 billion there because this list does not even total 430 billion.

19:19 Yeah. But look at it, but they make it look like a total of $430 billion. No they don't make it look like it! They show it as the total 430s Yes with the big bold total and not a single organization took a calculator and counted these numbers! It's 362 billion not even 430 it's total sham! And you know I when we get to my story I'm sorry. I just wanted to point out more egregious example how do you use a calculator? Okay, and I can't believe no one did that it was like let me just copy this information here okay, and then these guys make $200,000 a year the editors make half a million well lot of guys make 100 grand yeah Journalism cut-and-paste journalism cutting paste

20:16 Alright, what's your egregious story that I'm sorry. Just had to point out that we're doing some very simple work Are you laughing before? I go into my example of what you just did yeah? I do want to I do have one I do have an IMF related story which maybe I should mention all right and then we can go on the mind which is the now if you doing your play this is this is from the one of the press conferences that Christine Lagarde she had a whole slew of them there was all over the place yeah she was right here's the one that kind of got me for one thing she didn't understand the question and then they were explaining it on the podium and he starts like that then she then she says something and then so I have kind of an ask Adam after this has done

20:58 Oh, Myanmar. And what do you see as the funds roll long term? Well I will tell you something... We don't brag much about what we do and on this particular... Stop! Stop the clip What is the first thing that happens when somebody says we don't brag They start bragging. Yeah, I kind of like the beginning which is going huh? What? Huh? Like you know it's like she has no patience Didn't your mother teach you to say pardon me excuse me Biatch.

21:48 We don't brag much about what we do and on this particular case, others would have because we have been behind the scene discreetly helping the Minmar monetary authorities particularly in relation to their most recent currency reform. And we've been working with the Central Bank of Minmar on that very actively and it's a tribute to them that they have made this change was it on April the 1st if I recall and that it has been so successful and that you know they are just going into a process. We're going to continue to provide any technical assistance that they need this is happening, you know on daily basis as we speak

22:33 Okay, okay now do I get to criticize or do you have a question the question to her was what are they gonna? Do about the sanctions now that they've had their having elections They're gonna start pulling back on the sanctions And I first thing I'm thinking is that she goes on bragging about all this crap. She was doing in the background was if there were sanctions, how can you be doing anything? Exactly. That's the first thing I thought is like wait a minute there are some really strong sanctions you can't do any well we'd do it in the background We don't like to brag about how awesome...how awesome! ...we were at doing all this What did you do? Did you take our money again Christine So essentially the sanctions are bogus. I mean if you're gonna let the IMF go poke their nose around and set things up, anyway just found it very annoying Well that woman is annoying

23:22 We should set up a Wikipedia page. Is there a wiki page for annoying? Let me just see... Annoying dot com. Annoying Wiki, let me just see if there's a wiki page for annoying. Annoyance! we could do annoyance and just put a picture of her there Yeah, why not just put a pick Open the wiki page annoying if you can that's who we got there is no week It is only annoyance But I think we can do annoying and just put a picture of her. It was how long that lasts Yes

23:58 Oh my goodness. So actually before we go on to my parallel story about Stooges in the media, which essentially by the way is part of The War on Chicken... Oh my goodness don't wait wait wait for those you just joined the program! I think we should thank our executive producers You're teasing me John stop that

24:37 All right. Okay, so we do have some executive producers we want to thank for today's show number 402 including Keith Bradshaw from Statesville North Carolina came in with $404 and he's ready for the 404 show gets a double credit. He's at the 404 club So he'll get another mention on 404 because people get two mentions for these specials shows I believe this donation, which means he'll be executive producer twice. I believe this donation should put me over the 1,000 mark and it should be knighted and that you'd like to send out a douchebag call-out to listeners in the great state of Carolina who have not paid a dime to support this great show! Douchebag! Hell yeah Keith Bradshaw! There ya go Soon to be Sir Keith Great We'll knight him later today

25:18 And then we have one, two three four five associate executive producers including George Tangent from Inver Grove Heights Minnesota. $250 a great show on Thursday made me realize I've been remiss in my support to Citizen This citizen has a frontlines report Ron Paul 120 of 24 delegate spots and are just concluded congressional district conventions in Minnesota He can pick up 13 more at the state convention next month very disappointed the media failed to be even mentioned this new Really thinking the game is over after the straw poll on caucus night How about a karma for smoking hot wife? Yeah, who is looking for a full-time job you betcha I

26:04 You've got karma. His nickname is Chip. Chip, chip, chip. Oh and in London $250 I assume this London England get Monation East he says in the morning John and Adam been listening to the best podcast in universe from here and get Monation Olympics orgasm for a couple of months. I tried to pronounce that a million different ways. Olympagasm! And you guys are simply the best out there. Can I get some new job karma for an interview? I have this week so I can get on the next rung of the slave ladder and two to they had for any Candidates out there would be useful too yeah, I know how the game is played Thanks for the great work all right We'll give you two does a head karma that I guess You've got Karma

26:52 I don't know if that cancels each other out, but... I don't know. Scott in Dawsonville Georgia $202 and 2 cents. Uh, Scott sorry i haven't donated in a while but im donating drunk again! I want the hookers and booze but I cant decide if- If should get them via no agenda knighthood or just get a government job with the secret service. Brother.. I think ill work towards the knighthood. I dont need any karma right now but would appreciate a good slide whistle duet Hey, citizen. Perfect! That was actually a duet worthy of an executive producer donation I think. That was really good. Meanwhile Greg Sizemore somewhere in Germany comes in with $200. Find myself humming Clippity-Clop at work today reminding me that I have not donated in awhile so here you go well deserved and overdue keep up the good work please send some karma and a milf for my hot girlfriend Alright let's do a little combo there Milf? That one mother id like that

28:03 You've got karma. Sweet! And finally, with no attribution or note Diego Medina in Rio which is nice Nice neck of the woods For real? Cool $200 and I'll look for see if he has a note and we can read it at the break Uh...I want to thank them all the other executive producers that came in We talked about halfway through the show Go to Dvorak.org slash NA to help us stay on the air, channeldvorak.com slash nanoagenda nation dot com and noagendashow dot com both have a donation button if you want to go from that perspective yes and remember that 404 is special show it will not go missing it will actually be available and you can get double credit I few getting before the 404 show when you just go to Dvorak.org slash NA

28:58 2 PR mentions, we've got a new toolbar out there which I want to make mention of noagendashow.rtoolbar.com Nice little toolbar. It's got no agenda search in there it's got the show notes live stream chat news network everything It's all set up, and I've been working with one of our producers Will I think he's in I think isn't get my nation east? I'm not sure

29:36 And I'm gonna give out the website that you'll be able to get the app from. It's going to be approved any day now, it usually happens on a Sunday or Monday so i wanted to get in now if you go to nanewsapp.com this thing I have to say has got me excited This looks like... just look at the page John nanewsapp.com He's just waiting for Apple to approve it and he's really he's taken the structure of the opml files that we publish in And it's made. It really readable oh yeah, that would look great if you can get that in how beautiful is that and it works on The iPad has got a special version, and it does all they doesn't have very nice little site ease put up here cool Isn't it? Yeah? Yeah, I guess good as give your full search That gives you what you can save pages You can tweet Facebook right

30:29 But the whole site is nice too. So we're looking forward to that coming out and really appreciate the work he's done on that, and I'm sure as soon as the app is available people... And I don't know if he's giving it away or selling it? We'll find out but doesn't matter looks like a winner to me regardless. And of course you can always participate by propagating the formula! Our formula is this- We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order! Everybody you know- Shut up slave!

31:09 And of course, thanks to our associate executive producers for this program. For funding this program along with our executive producer Keith Bradshaw who will be knighted later on and as you know you can always become an associate or full-fledged executive producer every single program go to Dvorak.org slash NA and unlike the phonies in Hollywood these are real credits we will vouch for you if anyone questions your credit or your knighthood for that matter. And we'll just put on the accent, yes this is hello this is uh Count Curry? Is this true? This completely true yeah sir whatever you know our knighthood are as valid as anyone's absolutely so um I was watching The President Show The President's reality show Yeah oh yeah your favorite viewing Oh yeah no well I and 300 other people watched

32:10 and it's still called the Presidential Radio Address, but of course it is on YouTube and Whitehouse.gov which is right next to Results.gov on the spectrum I just want to remind you that I've clipped this now It has been annoying me for so long You know, if you were asked John if you were a president of the United States and then you would say what do we stand for as a country? And and you just had a little slogan. What would it sound like or just freedom in Liberty now We've got to build an economy where everyone gets a fair shot Everyone does their fair share and everyone plays by the same set of rules That's that It's over and over again fair shot Fair Share

32:52 Same set of rules. Really? Can I take the 747 to Hawaii so but what I'm thinking like you get a fair shot It's really not saying it's equal He's just saying, you know You get a fair shot now you get your shot that's yeah, you don't really get to play just got a fair shots Like halftime that's where you get to play and everyone plays by the same set of rules just repeating it over and over and over again. It's like Goebbels rule number one, just make up a lie and repeat it. Goebbels? Yeah goebbel there's no r in that by the way it's goebbles yeah there's no R. Sounds like it! Yeah I know so instead of wishing everybody a happy Earth Day which I kind of expected him to do as today is Earth day Erkday

33:40 He decided to continue with this campaign and although we discussed this Wow, I'm gonna say Six months ago maybe longer than that Now of course on the radar as he's getting he's fueling up the jet To go and visit colleges. He's going to try in scam college students into voting for him and I've looked into some of the actual truth of what he says here. Notice what he keeps talking about it being affordable. This has nothing to do with making college more affordable this has to do with Making loans accessible to pay for the unaffordable college education Yeah, the whole thing's been jacked up

34:47 To an extreme and they you know doubling and doubling in just tuitions, and then the overhead of going to the school. Yeah I know it's now costing Approximately he'll tell you well He'll tell ya that's why next week I'll be visiting colleges across the country talking to students about how we can make higher education more affordable What more affordable none of your you're a liar? It's not about making education more affordable it's about making loans more accessible. Notice he says interest rates on some student loans will double that sounds kind of shocking doesn't it? Aren't you like, oh my goodness! Oh wow! My loan's gonna double! Lie! So this is what is happening here and very interesting in 2007

35:43 The college cost reduction and access act was signed by then President Bush. And what this is, it set out a government loan schedule and starting in 2008 I basically gave the amount of money that we would make available for college loans and in 2008 that was $2 billion. And it says right here in the document, it says that by July 2012

36:25 3.4% would be owed on unpaid principal balance of a loan, so that's basically your percentage amount and there are all kinds of provisions in this act which I have in the show notes 402.nashownotes.com marked up for your convenience and highlighted they could continue this until 2018 In fact, right here in the document it even says we've got $5 billion available for fiscal 2017. So all they have to do is just simply say you know what why don't we just continue this? It's not expiring is not ending necessarily there are all kinds of provisions to continue this perfectly through 2018 instead

37:06 He takes one little piece of it and says, oh no you're all screwed because we're just not going to renew this. We have to do something new. We have to do something else so that's line number one seven and a half million students by the way it is not for existing loans only if you get a new loan on or before July 1st 2012 Students will end up owing more on their loan payments Bullshit! It's not true your current loan payment stays the same That'd be a tremendous blow And its completely preventable This issue didn't come out of nowhere For some time now, I've been calling on Congress to take steps to make higher education more affordable. Make... no-no-no you're lying it's not about ma... It's the same thing as health care! You're not making healthcare accessible, you're making insurance policies accessible. Very important! I think you made this point To prevent these interest rates from doubling, to extend the tuition tax credit that saved middle class families millions of dollars and to double the number of work study jobs over the next five years instead over the past few years

38:06 Republicans in Congress have voted against new ways to make college more affordable for middle-class families while voting for huge new tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires. Okay, so there's the PR exactly So I looked at the at the new legislation for us what's being proposed and this is HR 4170 And what are they calling this thing? They're calling it The Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012 Wow, this is a very interesting document John. And it's just kind of interesting to read some of the language Congress finds the following A well-educated citizenry is critical to our nation's ability to complete in the global economy Hey citizen! and then he goes into the total outstanding student loan debt is one trillion dollars Okay we got all that

39:00 loan repayment plan authorized notwithstanding any of the provision of this act, the secretary shall carry out a program to be known as the 1010 Loan Repayment Plan. And they're heralding this is something completely new but it is exactly the same 1010 repayment plan as in the 2007 Act so I'm like well why are they doing this? Why are they doing the exact same thing what they've done They are allowing the the Secretary of the Treasury little Timmy Geithner to roll up all the existing loans even commercial ones and then The government will then pay those pay those loans off and take the note, but they're paying off the banks Yeah, but it's not in ten years. It's now this is what everyone's getting wrong They're going to they're gonna consolidate as a whole consolidation authorization

39:57 for the secretary of the treasury to consolidate everyone's loans now, put you on the new plan and pay off the banks now. While everyone is talking about oh in 10 years it'll be a bailout... No! The bail out is now and here's the crazy thing where do you think this money comes from? To pay for these loans that we're going to pay off the banks with This is what blew me away What?! The overseas contingency operations budget which is- It's the military budget Funds appropriated or otherwise made available for a fiscal year to carry out this act and the amendments made by this Act shall be made available from the funds available for overseas contingency operations, which is the new word for The war on terrorism. It is the six hundred and eighty billion dollars that is earmarked for military They're gonna take it out of that budget. That's oddly peculiar if you think what do you think's going on here? You've your digging into it

41:04 Well, no one has done any analysis on this part of it. So I've been looking around and can only think that what they'll have to do is they'll have to come back later and say oh well you know we had to save all our students so now we need more money for the military. It's gotta be a hook for the military industrial complex there's no other way. That would make some sense But I'm just... There's no other reason for this and of course the whole thing is a scam anyway because they're not forgiving anybody's loans. No! These poor kids are walking out of college with $80,000-$100,000 in debt and with the high interest rate that they never catch up it's like having a credit card you know that so backed up at all you can do is make payments on interest there is something interesting though if you

41:50 go into service for the government, you can have your loan forgiven after your payments basically stop if you start working for the government. If payments stop or does that mean when you stop working for the government? You're back out of school? No, no, you have to do 10 years in government. Ten years?! Yeah so if you get out of college and work for the government, you get all kinds of breaks. What if you joined the army? Yes, army but anything! And any government position Huh. Yeah, it has to be federal government? What about state and local? No I think it has to be federal so TSA or something you know something groovy like that well that's job incentive yeah no I just thought that to be quite interesting hmm So one bail out of the banks now how are we paying for what we have the money it's been appropriated so we have the money for uh...we have the budget We don't have any money we have we had the budget for the military so we're just going to take it out of

42:50 And then, you know when we need some more go out. Well we saved everybody We didn't save the kids we saved the banks Jason Chavits who's that? Chavits that's the guy in the Committee yeah sorry no no he's from Utah so I thought that was uh interesting that That the bailout for the banks is a scam. No, but it's a bail out for the banks right now And yeah they wanted they don't want to deal with them They know this is turning into a disaster They want to get out of the deal so they got you know Obama agreed to some sort of a scheme He did and now there are off scot-free. Well if their they did what they had to do They you know scammed the students of America and now that let the president continue the scam in some other way So while we're on that

43:40 They finally signed the agreement with all the banks. Remember the big $26 billion deal that the president had done? This is, what is it... NationalMortgageSettlement.com. Remember we looked at that website? Yep! So they filed all the papers and I looked at them for you. So they did settlements with Allied, GMAC Bank of America City JP Morgan and Wells Fargo And each document each of these consent agreements is 328 pages long. I will say that they have a little thing there which is the settlement executive summary

44:29 and that's pretty accurate although I found some other interesting things in the consent agreements themselves. So the deal is, you know we get this big number 26 billion dollars yeah bullcrap what it comes down to is there's a five million cash payment, five billion I'm sorry. Five billion paid by the banks of which Bank of America and Citi pay most so Bank of America does three and Citi does little over two. Of that five billion 1.48 billion is actually being paid out to people who got foreclosed on incorrectly which boils down to $2,000 for about a million people

45:08 Congratulations. How cool is that? You get two grand, we got your house screw you shut up slave the rest of that five billion goes to the states to the attorney generals of the states to do with as they wish. It's like a fine, it's like a penalty so 400 billion goes to California- 400 million goes to California and then all the rest is kind of split up uh that's that's the big number and all the rest is split up amongst others Texas gets probably about 300 million and the attorney general can do whatever they want with that you know? And they're all going to put it towards education so that never happens again right? So you know that money's getting sucked up

45:49 So where's the other $21 billion? Well, it's not actually being paid. And they say right here on the fact sheet at least 10 billion will be dedicated to reducing principal for borrowers according to the rules. Refinancing, at least three billion will be dedicated to a refinancing program other forms of relief services will be required to dedicate up to seven billion dollars and then they've got some wording about credit they get for some of their required activities and I looked at how this works essentially this document

46:29 is all the rules as to how they can now go and foreclose on people. And they can even have a margin of error of up to 5% of mistakes that they can make on foreclosures, because of course there's so many foreclosures coming that they're pretty sure that there's no way they can do every single one of them accurately according to the new rules. So they get a 5% margin of error on almost every single category or foreclosure. And this will all be monitored by a commercial third party. And this is the only other piece I pulled out of this document that I thought was interesting, because you can't...

47:07 Forget about it. You know if you want any money from this money that's been dedicated You cannot have had one payment late in the past 18 months, you can't have you know Just no delinquencies There's no way you're gonna get any of this money that's been Dedicated which is actually not going anywhere They don't have to pay anything just have to make some reservation so as you're not gonna get all a shocker do you I? Just want people to understand it here's the one that was kind of nuts The monitor Must agree to not be retained by any party or its successors or assigns for a period of two years after the conclusion Of the terms so this is the revolving door, right? So I'm gonna monitor you. So okay that makes sense however Any professional who should work on the engagement only has to agree to not work for any of the parties for one year and then they have a contractor yeah the contractors and then subcontractors of the contractors

48:07 Six months. Yeah You just set it up that way yeah, of course you just you know just hey man I'll look the other way and in six months you hire me okay? 300 pages of rules on how to foreclose on you so you watch that we already talked about if you watch the storm is coming now and You're gonna be nothing. Nothing you can do about it, but they're gonna foreclose on everything stealing houses Yes And I mean there was a good story in a local One of the local shows or maybe been on one of the network shows about this poor bastard who owned his house outright

48:44 Yeah, and they foreclosed on him when they had no documentation that he they had anything to do with him. Yeah So it went right down to the end before it was just a last-minute thing where some judge Threw the whole thing out saying this is bogus but meanwhile that cops were at the door yeah He'll get I own the house you'll get $2,000 for his trouble That's the cap yeah, that's the cap It's just if this document I mean You can just see how they probably spent 20 billion dollars in legal fees Just making sure they set it up right? No and It's just sad, really sad. So if anyone... I don't know what to get you know the thing is if the way to solve this problem I think still

49:26 is that if the banks own the property because they foreclosed and now they own it. Let them pay property tax, I agree Where's the property tax? Yeah, I agree In fact it's killing these states that have these large bank holdings of property They're not paying taxes on or their making the argument that well when we sell it then part of the sale price will be the taxes which is no Either make em pay the tax or do what they do with everybody else who's delinquent put the property on the market, auction it off out from under the banks. The banks get nothing." Yeah that would be wrong because the banks are paying for everyone's re-election or for their campaign Did you hear about Corzine? No what is Corzine up to now? Oh this is great so John... How come this guy isn't in jail?! I'll tell ya well there's a very simple answer to that So John Corzine just to remind everybody he former Goldman Sachs

50:24 And Obama and Joe Biden literally blowing the guy during the 2008 campaign because he brought in a lot of donations, very powerful guy in the banking sector. He basically stole customer funds and operated without a license. You're not hearing anything. The Justice Department is really not doing anything about it. If you wonder why? Well on Friday the Obama administration released their donors, their list of campaign donors And John Corzine is listed as raising at least $500,000 as a bundler for the president's re-election campaign. So let me see if the guys raising money for the reelection campaign you might not want to throw him in jail? Well he won't get thrown in jail No of course not because he's very powerful and he's bringing in the dough 500 million it's five hundred million plus is the category

51:20 He's listed right there. Okay, oh yeah well there you go Nobody makes us think about this No of course not All these Obama bots No no of course not You want to know who else has been donating? I noticed that he is actually on the Obama Biden uh... I mean it's on their website Yeah It's funny This is Obama Biden So we also have Ken Lewis former Bank Of America CEO Also in between 200 and 500 thousand dollar category At least nine people don't even live in America, including investor and businessman Robert Roche from Shanghai. Not sure how that works? I guess he's... That was something illegal about that. No not in this world. Must be an American. And let's see Anna Wintour. I'm looking at this list now. Yeah it's a big list. Huge list of the over $500,000 donors

52:15 And yet they keep saying that 98% of the money comes from people sending him 50 bucks. I mean, and actually if you're on this mailing list the big thing they're trying to do and i don't know what the point of this solicitation is but because they have all these having another dinner Obama has the mailings you get from The White House on whatever mailing list I'm on there's a dinner and you get to sit with Obama not just Obama George Clooney! You've got something good a distraction call You can have a dinner with Clooney, of course if you donate $3 and Of course that's an illegal lottery unless they allow you to just throw your name in the pot. They do which they do but it's If you look where they do it It's in the fine print well it's always in the fine print with a link in the fine print yeah Which is not even highlighted? You have to fumble around with your mouse to find it And then you click on that so I entered couple times

53:20 Because I expected... You entered for Clooney, right? That's why. Yeah and the other one too. I entered in both of them and of course you know what goes on is things are a scam but this little bitty large list we actually look up a few of these bundlers So i was thinking just going back to the student thing and all the money that's gonna be flowing wouldn't it be an interesting model for us to start our own online university yeah because no one has ever done that Well, yeah but we do it. You know you could do the no agenda university and NAU well but listen is like you attend a lecture twice a week and you have to pay $1,000 tuition fee which you can borrow from the government right? Are you with me I think you can only borrow from the government if the institution is accredited accredited right Mark Benioff is on that five hundred thousand dollar plus oh Salesforce guy Yeah mm-hmm

54:21 And I go on so but accredited Accreditation is not a government function. It's independent companies that do that so you can pay them off ah possibly yeah Another story why don't we just we should consider that man? We can get from Katzenberg Yeah, yeah, but because it's 35 million dollar castle won't be ready in time They're gonna do the little fundraiser at Clooney's house interesting people local Anyway, there was a news story I wanted to talk about. Actually, I should... well let me put this off. After the break we'll talk about my discovery of what's really going on with the war on chicken. I'm still on slave university and I want to start SlaveU! SlaveU?

55:13 So this the top of the page on The New York Times today, and I'm well. Yeah Maybe you have some thoughts on this but apparently Walmart You heard about this yeah the corruption in Mexico Which by the way is a huge illegal thing to do in the United States, requiring prison time. What did they do? What did they do exactly? They apparently bribed their way into all these large stores in Mexico there was no way that could have put any of these stores because they had to pay off a million guys and so The Times has got this huge story on this and it's obvious that Walmart executives are violating US law to an extreme to have all these Mexican stores

55:52 So I want to just giant gentlemen's back you think anyone's gonna from Walmart is gonna go to prison over this with with this in mind Martha Stewart Wait a minute. Is anyone from Walmart on the donation list? That's where that's where I would look that's your answer well, there's no I don't see any but I still don't believe that we're gonna see this I'm not only that, but there's conspiracy involved in this one. Because the executives apparently knew about this. But it's in Mexico! American laws don't apply? No no no, American law applies to American companies you cannot engage in bribery in a foreign country Oh is that true? It's very straightforward. Oh I didn't realize that

56:41 Yeah, if you do that you are subject to American imprisonment. It's extremely harsh. Well the good news is that you can put two executives into a prison cell because they're already used to that. Isn't that their big thing where they're always like yeah when we travel we stay with 2 executives in one room just to save money? I really doubt these executives at Walmart are going two to a room. Oh yeah, no this is their culture! Oh yeah it's really frightening. Well the New York Times is emphasizing the culture, this honesty and all of that other stuff but if they're staying 2-to-room... Yeah they put them 2-to-a cell you can put 4-to-a cell for all I care No one's going in jail Of course not The only people who go into jail are you and me buddy Major major major scandal

57:30 Anyway, we'll see who goes to jail. It's irrelevant because we're talking about hookers and the Secret Service and who gives a crap? it's totally irrelevant that We've been so distracted. Oh, it's like the Netherlands Wow You know you want to talk about a coincidence So that the government of the Netherlands big news looks like the cabinet is gonna fall because they can't agree on to the austerity measures being pushed on them by the troika from Brussels. They have to cut 16 billion euros in something and from what I'm understanding it's going to come from screwing it, sticking it to old people and Geert Wilders who his party

58:18 Helps make up the majority that runs the government he walked away from the bargaining table and said now We just can't agree to this so there's a no-confidence vote And the expectation is that Monday? The cabinet will fall which will mean new elections, which is kind of interesting because everywhere everyone's having elections we got France starting today Greece next week So we might as well do the Netherlands and if we're lucky. We'll get some kind of banker guy from like the World Bank or IMF for Goldman Sachs to become the prime minister So of course everyone's like, whoa this is big news. And then two trains crash into each other and guess what the top of the news is? Let me think... Yeah exactly luckily no one was killed but there were some serious injuries literally two trains head-on collision

59:05 Not a really not like it. You know the conductors weren't killed It's not like a Like a smash where the trains are all over each other you can see them on the track just sitting there like they bumped But you know people go flying and they break legs and necks And all kinds of stuff, so I'm just thinking someone liked said we got to get this off the front page We don't want anyone thinking about what we're doing with the government quick switch the tracks Yeah, well that's what they do yeah So, I've got a clip that might lighten things up. Okay. This is new...I was watching while you were busy digging through the student loan thing, I was busy watching the fantastic convention of the Constitution Party

59:54 I didn't know they had a convention. What is the Constitution? Constitution Party's kind of like one of those third parties that... Is it something for me, is it something I would be interested in? Yeah you're almost along the lines there It's a libertarian, quasi-libertarian operation. They have a lot of Second Amendment stuff like guns. Of course, yeah, guns. They want to end the Department of Education... it's all Ron Paul stuff except There is no Ron Paul Except there are a couple things that Ron Paul... they're all for traditional marriage big deal and Ron Paul doesn't care Right And they want to end the Patriot Act Well I'm all for that Yeah, I am all for that

1:00:38 They want to end illegal immigration and they, anyways it's kind of like a Ron Paul. They want to end foreign aide. It sounds like Ron Paul the guy that's their candidate will be announced with this clip but it's a new segment I'd like to have a jingle for this. Oh okay! I wanna do a segment where I dig up a clip and then you have to deal with the question drunk or not drunk. Now we're in a situation where our- No, no, no. Drunk or Not Drunk is the clip you playing the our guy I'm sorry I misunderstood here we go Thank You thank you for all being coming back in here it is now my distinct pleasure and honor to introduce the presidential nominee candidate of for the Constitution Party

1:01:34 It is, of course, Virgil H. Goode Jr., who hails from Rocky Mount, Virginia. He was born in Richmond, Virginia on October 17th 1946. He received his B.A. from the University of Richmond and his J.D. from the University of Virginia Law School. He served in the Virginia Army National Guard. He's an attorney by trade He was elected to the, he served as a legislator in the Virginia General Assembly and Virginia State Senate. He was served 12 years as a U.S. Representative in the US Congress. He's married to Lucy Goode and they have a daughter Catherine

1:02:31 I would point out that with his 12 years service in the US Congress, he served in federal office longer than Barack Obama or Mitt Romney combined. And so with that for his acceptance speech let's welcome Virgil Goode Jr., I'd say not drunk but retarded. Is that a choice? You can say whatever you want, all i know is he was just the first segment... He welcomed them back from apparently a long lunch and I think he had a couple Can I do a high or not high on you? Just as quick intermezzo 20 seconds Victoria Newland press conference on Friday High or Not High

1:03:22 I noticed that only one of you is working on your figure or both. I couldn't help myself. Hi, or not hi? Hi! I'm being totally whacked. Definitely high. Okay thanks So this guy Who it first first of all let's take a look at this convention in the end of their nominee The convention is held as I wrote it down at the Sheraton Music City Sheraton and Nashville. Yeah, which is not the same as the Grand Ole Opry Hotel Which is a beautiful place? No It's a small and it should just a little just like a crowd of a couple hundred people That's I think the whole party

1:04:15 And they need diction lessons. Here's the presidential candidate speaking. The Constitution Party needs diction lessons. Now we're in a situation where our debt is $15.7 trillion and our deficit under the Obama budget is 1.3 trillion and under the Ryan Republican budget it is 600 billion dollars with the Constitution Party's philosophy and viewpoint, with which I agree we need to cut NAYA balance now not five to ten years down the road Naya? Naya! You gotta... I don't know if I'm... Sucked a head Naya

1:05:12 And he's from Virginia? Naya. Is that a Virginia accent that you love? Oh yeah, oh yeah no southern Virginia. Well absolutely. We gotta go Naya! Why Miss Gordon I do declare you give me the vipers but maybe you wanna touch down there Naya?! So anyway, so that guy's not gonna win it. I cannot... No! There are a couple of things we can guarantee you do not get in with Naya Now i have to say that I listened to his acceptance speech NAYA!! So you didn't have too and he dropped one little bomb in there and even the audience was like what is he talking about? I didn't know this existed

1:05:53 I had no idea about this, i think it's kind of funny but he bitches and moans about something called the diversity visa. Have you ever heard of this? Diversity visa... No! I don't- I do declare that I don't think I've heard of that now. Shall we listen to it now? Play it. I was always a supporter of ending diversity visas This is 50 000 persons per year that can come in on a lottery system. You can be from the Middle East, Africa Asia wherever and even though you are nowhere near the front of the legal immigration line if you apply for the diversity visa pool and you get in that lottery system and they pull your number in you come. Hell yeah!

1:06:49 Again, why bring in so many persons? Many of whom are working age when our unemployment is so high. It is the wrong course for the nation and if I'm president, I will sign and work for the legislation to end those diversity visas. Naya! Yeah this is the green card lottery. The lottery. And very familiar with that you never heard of this I didn't know it was called a diversity visa. Well, to call it you know, a lottery sucks they got to give it a cool name Diversity. It's a lot of diversity is a diverse biodiversity visa now yeah um yeah point of it

1:07:34 It's to give you it. It's essentially OK, here's what it is I know that you have to pay 10 bucks and we can make money off this thing now let me tell you what's going on there. If you look at diversity visa anyone out there get all this data so on So let me explain what's happening. So I know a lot of people who want to move to America A lot of people want visas Miss Mickey as an example has no one Visa and that is a visa based upon artistic talents she has that are unique to the United States of Gitmo Nation. Exactly. Now, of course we're going to get married and we're going into the chapel and she would like to have her here without having to renew so she wants a full-time visa So the way the laws are set up is if you're married then you can get a full time visa that is good I think it's 10 years or something but yeah It's not gonna expire

1:08:27 So what a lot of people do is they'll come in either on a temporary tourist visa, which is valid for six months. In some cases three but usually six and they will apply for their O-1 or their HB 1 or other status. And while you're waiting, yeah? While you're waiting it's cool to play a lottery I mean it's like while you're working towards retirement You play the lottery because maybe I'll get lucky and maybe I'll make a million bucks Or 100 million or I get the mega millions or whatever It's just uh...it's to make you feel good! And you do hear stories I know people who've won the lottery and like whoop they get a visa But here is the kicker

1:09:08 So in order, so Ms. Mickey's visa after we have our paperwork in order then we send $1600 to the Department of Homeland Security you with me? Yeah And then you can either wait three to six months or for an additional thousand dollars You get fast-tracked and you'll have your decision within three days Oh that's pretty well that's one way making money That's a total

1:09:46 Total ripoff. Yeah, total $2600 and we don't want to be waiting three to six months but of course you could always just play the lottery in the meantime so that's what it's for It's it's it's to give you a semblance of The American Dream and yeah I think it is 50 thousand What I will look at today after the show I'll find out how the numbers are drawn They've got to have some rules like the lottery rules Right? There's a webpage called Electronic Diversity Visa Lottery, dvlottery.state.gov that covers some of this I don't know if the rules are in here... I doubt they tell you how it works Is it computer? Do they roll the dice? They pick names out of hats? I think balls! Little ping pong balls with numbers on them. I think your right In fact...

1:10:41 By the way, the Internet Explorer browser best supports this application. I'm just saying their page Applicant entry system who knows? I mean we could find out we can find out how they do it Well, they've closed the latest apparently later. Yeah So what when you but don't you when you get married Don't just become an American citizen The paperwork costs Well, they do all kinds of background checks. So the paperwork is 1600 if you want to hear within three business days it's an additional 1000 make your check out cashiers check that's for citizenship right no no no what about citizenship let's go that's why I'm asking oh no citizenship can only be obtained after five years after she's lived here for five years and then she has to take the test married well under a permanent visa green card

1:11:35 Then she has to take the test which is like a test. Oh, yeah What color is the White House who was I'm not kidding? Who's born in gray who is dead and grants tomb you haven't we done this test This test is amazing you would fail the test by the way. I doubt it okay citizens Citizens Test USA they got the questions here. I know what you couldn't do there's all kinds of years oh Citizens tests. Okay, sample INS citizens questions you ready John? Don't look okay No! All right What are the colors of our flag red white and blue how many stars are there on our flag 50 what color are the stars on our flag White what do the stars on the flag mean they represent the state so kind of a dumb test is this How many stripes are there in the flag 13 what color are the stripes

1:12:28 White and red it when you can't be reading from the test. I am reading from the test What is not a test about anything? Is this flag? This is the current United States Immigration Service test Are you ready what is the 4th of July? Come on what anniversary of the American Revolution, what is the date of Independence Day Independence Day yeah I think they're talking about when that movie with Will Smith was released. I don't know it, if it's not the 4th of July... No! It's July 4th That's all- that's the whole joke These two questions are one after another Oh well that's just dumb Independence from whom? The British What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War You're kidding No that's- THE BRITISH! I was gonna say Your kidding is not the correct answer No you are wrong The British is NOT the correct answer England would be the correct answer Okay Who was the first president of the United States

1:13:25 Okay, I've had enough of this test. It's idiotic How many Brit- no! This isn't... okay well let me just ask you George Washington? They can't get that Let me uh... I mean Mickey could pass this test already Well i hope so Can you name John the original 13 states Uh probably Do you want me to name him No you probably can't Which con- I can Are you kidding me Who said give me liberty or give me death Yeah um... Uh huh, uh huh Just give a second No googling, no googling I'm not Googling anybody. All right, which country... Paul Revere? No Patrick Henry. Oh Patrick Henry, right. Which countries were our enemies during World War II? Well depends on what you have. Lots actually! The main ones obviously were Germany Japan and Italy Very good very good. I think a lot of people might not have gotten Italy Who was Martin Luther King jr.?

1:14:28 He was a famous preacher that started the civil rights movement. I'm sorry, he was what? Famous what? I think he plays for the Knicks. I think you play for the Knicks. What are you supposed to answer? The Knicks. Okay, I can go that way. Go on! And in what year was the Constitution written? 1946 1787 Name one benefit of being a citizen, A citizen! Of the United States. You can be droned. Yeah very good Alright I think that's enough of that That was fast man it was good i like that That was very good so those are the questions about 100 questions and how many you have to get right? Let me see if its...if it tells us this information I think we had to get them all right that would kind of challenging there is probably one gotcha in there

1:15:30 No, you don't have to get them all right. I think it should be there's your require them to get it all right? No You're not required to get him All right Of course not come on, you know even required to get him together happening of 60% on your driver's test This is America man. Are you crazy we have no losers here. I Don't can't find it. I can't find it somebody must know yeah, no prepare But those are the types of questions you get How many so many stars I'm a stripes? You can literally look in the corner of the room where you're taking the test and count them, I guess Yeah, there's gonna be one dos Dos tres cuatro cinco

1:16:21 There's an entire industry built around this test here for only $199. Pass the new US citizenship test and interview DVD! Oh man, this is great! We can make entire courses for this stuff... Wow So I do have anything on Hillary today because i have a clip of hillary why yes, I do Well let me start with my humorous clip. Well no we can't start a hillary clip without Yo

1:17:08 By the way, on this clip I realized-I've always said you know this sounds familiar sounds familiar and now i'm gonna have to go back and watch more of the Gay USA show with Ann Northrup. Uh oh! Exactly the same voice Oh really? Can we play it? Alright a crucial turning point Hold on hold on I gotta set this up This is just a clip of Hillary so I can bring the bell when she says uh OH Oh, that's funny. I have an ah clip too! Okay where is this from? Where is your clip from? She's talking about Assad and some of the stuff... Oh we oh well we had the same clip. We are at a crucial turning point No we don't Either we succeed in pushing forward with Kofi Annan's plan In accordance with the Security Council direction

1:17:50 with the help of monitors, steadily broadening and deepening a zone of non-conflict and peace. Or we see Assad squandering his last chance before additional measures have to be considered." Now... We will continue to increase the pressure on Assad. Okay so my clip— So that was her talking quickly Have you ever heard her Oz when she talks slowly? No. So this is in Paris, so she went to Paris because you know she and all that she needs are hair done I know I saw a hairs dynamite yeah dynamite She had a new vest on Yeah, she kicks ass in Paris now do you want me to ring the bell? Yeah You can ring the bell okay And she of course with

1:18:38 was with Huma, so she got the flip up curls on the hair which I kind of like. The hair flips up at the shoulder level but she has a very nice chiffon type number on her which is just killer I actually listened to what she was saying in between the ahs. So we need to continue to work and move toward a Security Council authorization so that we have the authority to proceed when the times are right Secondly, I think we have to do more To take tougher actions against

1:19:16 the Assad regime. We need to start moving very vigorously in the Security Council for a Chapter 7 sanctions resolution." Okay, so there's a lot of ahs in there and she's talking slowly But I heard her say something important. Chapter 7 resolution? Yeah. Chapter seven of the United Nations Charter sets out the UN Security Council's powers to maintain peace! I love this double speak

1:19:53 It allows the council to quote, determine the existence of any threat to the peace, breach of the peace or act of aggression and to take military action to restore international peace and security. So we can use force to stop force to create peace. Black is white, yes is no up is down it's all backwards so that's Dronum well that's chapter 7 which she's calling for including travel financial sanctions and arms embargo

1:20:31 and the pressure that will give us on the regime to push for compliance with Kofi Annan's six-point plan. Now I'm well aware that at this point Such an effort is still likely to be vetoed, but we need to look for a way to keep pressing forward. I met at length with Sergey Lavrov earlier today in Brussels He was as usual very intent upon laying responsibility on all sides. What does that mean when someone just does ah the whole time? That must mean something, it must be some psychological thing. We must have a listener that knows

1:21:22 Well, it's when she said like in front of the audience reading from a prompter. She really sounds great Yeah, but when she's just ad-libbing she sang Constantly she reminds me I remember some years back someone was saying to me I always think when she speaks by the way She speaks like she speaking to a five year old every word is pronounced yeah and Somebody so oh she's such a great speaker no So, she says that Turkey will be calling for Article 4 of the North Atlantic Treaty. Article 4 is very short. The parties will consult together whenever in the opinion of any of them the territorial integrity political independence or security of any of the parties is threatened which will lead to article 5

1:22:04 The parties agreed that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe and North America shall be considered an attack against them all, and consequently they agree that if such an armed attack occurs each to them an exercise of the right of individual collective self-defense recognized by Article 51 of the Charter. They'll go on drone all those people who attacked them." So this setup is there it is good to go! And of course questions were raised about this in the state In the State Department briefing, Victoria Newland who you just heard she was high obviously during this. You heard her laughing she's completely high And what caught my attention was the number of dollars that we are giving to Syria in aid. You can only guess what that number is? First, let me just advise that at the Syria Human Rights Forum in Geneva Switzerland today The US Department of State and AID announced an additional 8 million dollars in funding

1:23:08 for those suffering from violence in Syria, bringing our total humanitarian assistance for Syria to nearly $33 million. Okay! You have my attention Victoria Newland! Thirty-three million dollars is going to be provided in aid we know that's code of some sort and of course a question comes from the press corps who are quite good So, who are you giving the $33 million to? Well it turns out they're going to a number of NGOs. Non-governmental organizations which are always sketchy because

1:23:49 Who the hell knows? What are these organizations doing, what do they really do. But you need to shut up slave." And she uses a term which I'd never heard before. Can we start with that Syrian aid...what is this money going toward and then maybe afterwards you can explain what of that 33 million has gotten into Syria how did it get in there, what challenges your facing Well, Brad, let me say first off that when we release this fact sheet which will update the one that we have currently on our website it'll be a little bit clearer with more details including all of the organizations that we fund. But just to remind that all of the U.S. humanitarian assistance goes through UN

1:24:32 of This is a good question, right? So you're going to give away this money to these NGOs. How are you gonna vet these guys? Who knows if they're gonna be given arms or whatever. Here's some money American taxpayers gave it to me I'm just gonna give it to you go ahead and do whatever you want so how are you gonna vet them good question. How do you know that they are not going take this aid and sort of turn around somehow illicitly

1:25:09 provide arms. When you see the list, you will recognize every single name on there as a major internationally recognized organization We're not giving this to Uncle Joe who's playing around Who is uncle Joe? Biden I guess! Uncle Joe Biden who would be playing around with the money I've never heard of this expression before when you say we're not giving it to Uncle Joe who'll just play around with it sounds like a pedophile uncle Hey, I'm Uncle Joe. I never heard that before Oh yeah, I've heard it before It's not that new It's an American phrase Really? Uncle Joe Oh, I'm sorry Joe Schmo Well Joe Schmo I know but Uncle Joe...I've never heard of Uncle Joe Maybe maybe maybe that some dude we should be meeting

1:26:02 Uncle Joe, uncle Joe. It's Joe Biden that they're talking about. We're not giving a mind to Joe Biden we can't do that! Uncle Joe has got the dough I'm telling you he's got the dough there was uh let me see so we had related to this actually and we have a report from Bahrain where we had the for the Formula One race is taking place as we speak even right now it's over a two-day period and here's Bahraini authorities say they've opened an investigation following the discovery of a man's body after yesterdays anti-government protests descended into violence.

1:26:46 Opposition party WEFAC says the man was one of a group beaten up by officers as demonstrators clashed with police in Manama last night. Violence in the Gulf Arab state has escalated in the run-up to Sunday's Grand Prix, The Formula One race was cancelled last year because of political turmoil in Bahrain. The opposition says nothing has changed since then so the race shouldn't be back on the calendar A massive security operation is now in place to try to prevent the days of rage protests from affecting the event. So we've got people being... You moved it out into the middle-of nowhere desert, of course! Well so people are being killed out there. They're gonna have Burning Man thereafter as the race is done People have been killed you know there's riots on the streets There's all kinds of mayhem The government is clearly hurting their own people Let's ask Victoria Nuland at the State Department if we're doing anything about that

1:27:39 controversy over whether Bahrain is doing enough to comply with the terms of the Independent Commission's report should it have gone ahead with the F1 race this weekend. That's obviously a decision for the Bahraini government to make. You know that we have expressed our support for... Of course A large number of measures that the Bahraini government has taken To implement the independent commission's investigation But, we've also been quite clear about The work that remains to be done Oh! Okay Alright Absolutely Right So what you're saying is that you didn't get in touch with them? To register an opinion one way or another We did not No, well of course not We don't want to ruin the race

1:28:20 I pulled up the report, the Bahraini Independent Commission investigation on human rights violations. Let's see... Examination of the evidence shows that PSF, that's the police forces they use shotguns on people Let me see, they fired shotguns into crowds. They used shotguns during the execution of their duties that did not respect the obligation enshrined in Bahraini. Let me see... Units resorted to the disappropriate use of tear gas on many occasions The number of tear gas canisters fired at protesters was disproportionate to size They also fired them at people's heads

1:29:02 PSF personnel kicked, beat kicked and physically harassed individuals who are suspected of having participated in or sympathized with the protests that occurred in Bahrain. Hmm hmm okay let me see in light of aforementioned concludes that while it has found evidence establishing a purposeful practice of the use of lethal force Uh, they have on many occasions used force and firearms where this was unnecessary. Okay let me see what else you did... Um hold on a second I have it here In all reported cases, individuals performing the arrest wore black hoods covering their heads. Oh that's how police should act yeah The behavior of hooded security forces is a common practice Let me see they broke into houses through internal closed doors terrorizing the inhabitants including women and children Women in the household were asked to stand in their sleeping garments or naked not permitted to cover their bodies Children were forced out of bed screaming and crying Forced apart from their mothers

1:30:04 Security forces conducted searches by breaking into closets drawers seizing personal property including iPads Mobile phone number one target of course Many instances were reported security forces seizing personal property money jewelry and perfume Of course dangerous perfume the arrested person were blindfolded handcuffed behind their backs before being moved I see no reason to cancel formula 1 I think everything's just fine. No reason to call for a no-fly zone, all is groovy there." What do you say John? Well absolutely! Hoodies in Bahrain... They're not on the original list that we had... No they are not on the original list You know who is on it? They are not on the path of Persia so they're good to go. Do you know who is on the list and have been doing some work? I don't have a...I'm just telling what I am working on so people can help me out NoahJenTheNewsNetwork.com So Lebanon was always on the list

1:30:54 And I think now that have done some research into the Osserian family, O-S-S-E-I-R-A-N. Sorry! O-S-S-E-I-R-A-N, Osserian family who originally are from Iran but then moved and these... if you look in the book of knowledge about them they were connected to the Ottoman Empire They eventually moved as their Persian. They eventually moved to Lebanon I have a feeling as E or i-a o s se IR na you got it look up on the book of knowledge, so they are part of Bonnie Allen Or there's the family the whole thing yes So they're a part of the the Banu Assad which there's the name Assad right there Which is a tribe that goes all the way from I mean? They're all throughout the

1:31:55 Islamic regions of the world. Big Arab tribe and so they're descendants of that, and they're everywhere there in the United States in Britain but predominantly Lebanon. It's like a secret society I have a feeling I have a feeling that if you look at what is the region? The region is the Bekaa region of Lebanon I have a feeling that somehow this may not be that, yes it's related to pipelines and oil and gas. I think it might have to do something with drugs. I think the drug pipeline that comes you know so we go from... We go through Western Africa. I don't know. I'm not sure right now but I just- Yeah well I would start to begin to think it has to do with chicken. You gotta warn me somehow!

1:32:59 I'm just not ready. The War on Chicken. I have a feeling that... I have an amazing story about the war on chicken but i want to get to it, but i think we should probably thank our producers before we do that. War on Chicken! Alright, now I was gonna do the War on Chicken thing after the first break but then you interrupted me and didn't allow me to so i'm going put it off until this break. And this time is gonna happen. But before that... I want thank a few people who helped us out on show number 402 Vadzim Kavalenka. Vadzim Kavelenka. Minneapolis Minnesota

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1:40:58 Okay. And, uh... because I w- you know for research, I decided to take a pill of Ritalin to see what it would do. Duh! What did it do? Well, you know, I've never done anything but-but smoke pot. I've never snorted coke, speed shrooms, nothing. This freaked me the F out. I was up for 24 hours And it was really in the New York Times has an article today that they're giving this to the soldiers.

1:41:37 And I have to say, you're very focused on whatever you're doing. But this stuff is no good! I can't imagine giving that to a kid! You know? I'm grown up so I'm like okay this will be over soon...I couldn't sleep...just got little hot flashes cold sweat back and forth That wasn't too bad but I could really feel my- That wasn't too bad No but my brain was- That was enjoyable?! NO! It's not enjoyable at all But not like I wasn't like freaking out, but I can see where just people go like... Please don't give this to your kids.

1:42:14 Don't give this to your kids. Actually, that's an interesting thing I think people should take the drug themselves before they give it to their kids That's a very good idea and And i did it because i had heard you know A lot of kids in LA are doing this like well let me try this Let me see...I need to know what this is We talk about it all the time we're always against It maybe it's like wonder drug No! I can imagine This Is What Cocaine Does To You? And I've spoken to People who said yes Did you talk a mile a minute I was very quiet, but i was reading a lot. Oh it's different yeah you'd be talking a mile a minute But just...I wasn't around people because that would probably freak me out But in the name of research I figured I do and I tell ya I would never ever give my kid this It's just

1:43:03 It makes you but it's kind of what it does look. It gives you know these kids turn into zombies right? They're really focused and they can do everything, but I know what my brain does and my brain is so developed now as deteriorating So I know what the differences are because I'm an adult I'm almost 50 And this is not something you want to give to an adolescent You really don't now a bong absolutely get the kid hooked up to that when there's three Greg Stone, he doesn't mean that. Greg Stone double niggles on the dime also with no comment Anonymous from Donation Dude Hi John and Adam like to send a nap for humanity and some karma to Dr D She is having her birthday on the 24th And is the most brilliant sleep awake doctor in the universe she looks awesome in her PAGAFY hoodie

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1:46:25 Dog soup I guess and finally Alan Levine are hopeful Is back with $50 Allen live a LL an le V e n e for congress.com He's not like breaking all kinds of rules by doing this no no he's looked into it. This is essentially Essentially a campaign ad is he a super PAC oh No, but it brings up a question. This brings up the question if this is actually like an ad... You know when people ask to give them web address or something similar to an advertisement and I'm sure there's people in the chat room are shaking their fists about this because we don't take ads But what we do take these contributions And play them as kind of mini-ad I suppose or classified almost

1:47:16 What which brings up the question should we continue to do this A and B? More importantly what happens if it become became a trend let's say before the election would we take $50 donation or 100 or whatever from Obama, and then plug the Obama website well If someone were or Romney for that matter because you know we're essentially not don't like either one of these guys But I Why? What do we do what do I have to we have to yes, what I'm thinking yeah We have to I mean here's the here's but here's a worse question What if the Ku Klux Klan gives us 50 bucks and then it gives their website. Yeah, we're gonna land org or whatever Plan dot-gov I Have this by the way can I just say something buskill jr Is giving me an awful lot of information about Ritalin in the back channel

1:48:14 Yeah. He says he knows something I don't know? Well, he knows a lot because he researches all this stuff there's apparently is a website that all the kids go to and I keep forgetting the name of this site i'll get it for the next show maybe he'll tell you in his back channel that contains all this information and its like everybody in the millenials all the millennials go to this site as a resource they make sure they're not taking anything thats going them. So he says Ritalin is pretty much the same structure as cocaine, less reward Adderall is more speedy being an amphetamine mixture more popular among academia not a zombie at all well I think we're all kind of zombies if you've taken all that stuff man yeah the kids are zombies these days just go out except for the ones who listen to our show well no hey now

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1:49:49 The problem is we still have no trailer to hook up behind Mustang Sally and that's the 2002 Dodge pickup I do have the box that can control the brakes and everything And it looks like the engine will do good. I put new tires on her and well Naya, she'll do well now you look good now yeah So of course she started the Facebook Hot Pockets 2008 page and she doesn't want to start don't ruin all that so I said maybe she's gonna rename it or something have to come up with 2009 yeah but this is from last year. She doesn't know last years with Facebook, of course you if you start a new page and you lose all your likes or whatever that crap is so I can't do that go to the Facebook page and now you can always email Mickey at my CKY at curry calm

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1:56:09 You cannot laugh hearing that. So anyway, so we talked about this on the last show and I looked into it because I saw some sketchy stories that seemed to be cropping up everywhere. I had no idea how much they started cropping up until I did this deconstruction. The chicken council called out the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine as the source of this although I think there may be another source because this is a front for PETA Oh yeah, okay. There we go So they have a bunch of fronts apparently Peter nobody takes them seriously anymore so you created fake organization and you can research these people on various sites that look into these operations And it's like there's the number of physicians involved in this group is very low It's like less than 5% or 5%. The media contact

1:56:59 The head of it, Janine Stewart McVeigh the media relations manager is a direct stooge for PETA. She's cited in a number of places their spokespeople are the same usual suspects of Hollywood stooges and the top of that list is Alec Baldwin And to remind people who Alec Baldwin is, even though he's a very enjoyable actor on things like 30 Rock. Let's play a clip that I have that's famous clip from just a few years ago of Alec Baldwin leaving a message on his daughter cell phone. Okay? And I want to leave a message for you right now because again it's here in New York on a Wednesday. Of myself trying to get one the time coming for me to take the phone call whatever I'm doing

1:57:57 phone call at 11 o'clock in the morning in New York and I get up to 10 o'clock at night, and you don't even play this game of yours. You have insulted me with a decency as a human being! Whether your 12 years old or 11 years old whether your child whether your mother who doesn't care about you as far as I'm concerned Billy issued me for the last time on this phone And when I come out there next week day just to straighten you out

1:58:52 I am of you, that you've done this to me again. You made me feel like shit and you made me feel like a fool over and over again in this goddamn foul situation that you would never dream of doing your mother as you do it to me. And i'm going to come out there for straight news when I see you. Do you understand? I'm gonna really make sure you get it because I mean I'm paying the 20th to meet with me so let's let you know who we are

1:59:43 Hey, great to audio quality there John. I don't know what happened that clip anyway I'll make a better copy of it well anyway so he's obviously had nut and Well chewing out an 11 year old or 12 He doesn't even know her age because she didn't pick up the phone Right. Well, screw those kids! Yeah because it's more important to be for animal rights or to shill for Zynga by getting so-called kicked off a plane for playing Farmville. Right the Zynga game

2:00:20 So I started looking into this, what the press release would affect it had. We had apparently...I think the only way to describe this one of the tricks i like to use is I'll take a look at a press release and find a phrase used in the release that people normally journalists would normally not use right and sometimes can be very large phrases just approve the point you don't want to use a word you wanna use a large phrases dropping Google so here's the phrases are used This is it. Sped up the processing lines to a dizzying 175 birds per minute. Dizzying?

2:00:58 And dizzying of course is the key word that I was looking for. So but it's not, I don't just want the dizzying or anything...I want that whole line to prove that the media is doing nothing but cut and paste journalism which you had earlier in the show and I wanted a piggyback on. I'm looking at Huffington Post using the line right now Okay well I got all- I mean I got 6500 uses of that exact same line Including from, I mean got ABC News. Speed up the processing times to a dizzying 100%. That's ABC News WNYC uses it on their website

2:01:34 Uh, eons.com beautiful nightmare.com hundreds and hundreds of blogs using the exact same line as this is this a I mean it's not plagiarism because it's in a press release so you're you can use it but would you use it? A football for the 5a Texas football forum somebody drops it in uh its used in CafeMom.com uses it over and over again, and here's the one that really got me because most of the time they change the headline a little bit but the exact same line is used by The China Daily with the headline, China food safer than US food! Because they have slower processing lines? No because there were taken two USDA guys off in it and there was all kinds of accusations in this press release about Salmonelle and all these things so this is another words

2:02:26 used as propaganda by the Chinese government. In other words, these people are working against the best interests on a trade basis with the United States and essentially I don't know if you're a right-wing talk show guy could call them traitors But whatever the case is, the Chinese have picked it up and gone with it along with 6,000 other sources. These are just... The news media as it now exists is a detriment to the future of this country if they're gonna do- This is the best they can do which is take a press release and use a stupid line speed up the processing lines to a dizzying

2:03:05 175 birds per minute. I could have, it's just ridiculous that things were just taken full cloth and run all over the country! And i-it's like they got picked up by all the locals and everybody... nobody is paying attention to the fact this was a PETA scam. You know PETA was much better when they had all the hot chicks take their clothes off They they've had to create these front organizations because nobody takes their because everybody knows what they're up to they have an agenda So they come off with their you and they used to do this themselves, and they'd have the same press release other But nobody's so what is the name of the organization again John just so I can put them in my tracking system This group is the Physicians Committee for responsible medicine

2:03:54 Committee for responsible meta and you can go look him up on PC RM org PCRM.org and they have you know if you look on their website In fact, there's a couple funny things on there They have if you look at some of that they're the ones against the hot dog Wait a minute They're not against my hot pockets are they well? They probably are but I was looking at some of their Let's see what they get their presses dr Barnard Dr.. Bernard is the guy front man for the whole thing oh about PCRM. Let me look at this now, man. Open fish oil does not prevent heart disease is a good one. This is their breaking news because they don't want people using fish oil either chickens here's one from Dr Bernard's blog chicken could carry feces warning label yeah I don't think so it's a capital hill discussion of farm bill highlights health hazards of factory farms poop

2:04:55 Well, let's look at this video for a second that's on there. Opening the doors to compassion. Ah pussycat behind bars. Show me some chimps. Yeah. Definitely chimps are in there. Chimps. In fact I'm looking at their list of press releases Right Nearly half of supermarket chicken tainted by feces! Well, I don't know. Billboard warns Marlins fans of butt cancer hot dog link but but cancer but cancer lovely do they have any financials on here because i'll look into that no no you're kidding now why me why would we have that right membership and become a member make a donation

2:05:49 You know the mailing list. I'm going to get on the mailing list. These guys make millions and millions and millions of dollars in donations, Hollywood jerk offs Yeah And other people that just don't get it Speaking of which So the word is now out that the reason why Mel Gibson was so insane is because he refused to take his bipolar medicine Oh, probably on lithium or something No, I don't think bipolar medicine is lithium necessarily Some people have taken lithium So yeah, there's probably something a little more powerful. Well yeah so this is uh that you're right that goes back to what I said at the beginning is this the reason why programs like ours are drawing people in the hundreds they come and listen to us. Yeah we've got hundreds of listeners coming to listen to us because no one is doing any of the work it's like oh that's a good line I think I'll use that and Arianna Huffington... Fark dot com ran the story! I mean give me a break

2:06:50 the Reuters news report, I don't know if i mentioned it. I think I kept this from last week but there was a follow-up to this which is even crazier... The CDC uh is now propagating a report that during the whooping cough epidemic and outbreak in California in 2010 which we followed, it turns out that immunized children who receive their pertussis vaccination were more likely to catch the disease than kids who didn't have the vaccination. Where did this story come from? Reuters, during a whooping cough outbreak in California 2010 immunized children That's gotta get suppressed faster than you can imagine No! It's much better than that

2:07:40 is immunized children between 8 and 12 year olds were more likely to catch the bacterial disease than kids of other ages, suggesting that the childhood vaccine wears off as kids get older. So conclusions because I went to that you know... By the way that has to be a bogus argument well I mean the logic doesn't make any sense here's the conclusion would they get it more let me give you the conclusion our data this is from them Our data suggests that the current schedule of acellular pertussis vaccine doses is insufficient to prevent outbreaks of pertussis. We noted a markedly increased rate of disease from ages 8 through 12, proportionate to the interval since last scheduled vaccine. Stable rates of testing ruled out selection bias. The possibility of earlier or more numerous booster doses of acellular pertussis vaccines either as part of routine immunization or for outbreak control should be entertained."

2:08:33 So they're saying, because the vaccine doesn't work you need to have more of it. How sick are we? And isn't the definition of a vaccine is that you build up an immunization and therefore because you're given the actual virus and therefore you don't get it I mean I don't have to have a booster for polio do I You have one polio shot thats it They're gonna find some proof that you do Yeah your right Your so right See army surgeon has let's see Cancer vaccine coming out. We got a brain cancer vaccine coming out sure yeah, which will not prevent cancer But it'll help you live three months longer, but it's called the vaccine no of course It's not a vaccine, but they call it a vaccine this is just nuts and we had We had two dinners this this past week really smart people one guy's uh

2:09:37 computer, he has a computers software company. Now the guys who you are, do they know anything about the show when you have these dinners before or after? No, they did not know before I just thought, Oh it's the MTV guy that'll be cool and the other guys at PhD like his hair teaches university teaches creative writing in English and uh, and there's actually one other guy we'll talk to about in a second but all all two, all this dinner conversations eventually comes around You know, we could defend this hill if we had to. We could call deer and like without me even starting they're already these are smart people that are already feeling it they're like hey man this is uh something's going on something weird is happening but then we have my other friend King

2:10:27 And he's originally from Texarkana. He's a photographer and he lived in Phoenix, and I moved to Austin... ...and he keeps telling me about this show we have to watch which i think is... Is it the Bullfrog Dynasty? Oh my god look this up! It's on A&E? Don't know it. Oh I'm sorry Duck Dynasty Duck? I still don't know it. Duck Dynasty, this is a show you have to watch It's on A&E and it's about the family that created the original duck call The Acme duck call? I don't know if its the acme let me see And so they wound up making like a billion dollars and all they do all day long Is go out and shoot squirrels and talk about hey man

2:11:23 And we're not, uh... We don't trust meat from the supermarket. And they eat- They hunt frogs all the time and they're in the bayou, Louisiana Bayou Not far from Texarkana probably! Man it's just- You'll love them I predict this show to be a huge hit Because people are thinking this way They've got like ZZ Top Beards and stuff And then they keep going out hunting frogs and cook up the frog legs It's the Robertson I think Yeah The Robertsons These guys are Duck Dynasty You gotta watch this show. These guys, yeah! A Louisiana family lives the American dream as they operate a successful hunting accessory business so they got duck calls but there is something changing and maybe Austin has something to do with it I assume they're poking a beehive That was the whole episode right there They're poking the beehive They've got big vacuum cleaner with long extension that want to suck the bees out

2:12:24 And then, so then they... So they push the bee hive with this thing and knock it open. And all of bees start chasing them down to the swamp. Cool! Yeah. Telling these guys rock man. These guys totally rock. I think you can probably watch two episodes before me. I think he can watch more trust me. I doubt it. Alright a couple of Agenda 21 items that wanted to go through there's a new bill being proposed which I'll get to in a second, which is H.R 15 for those of you who want to read along at home follow the bouncing ball 1505 uh...which is known as the National Security and Federal Lands Protection Act we will go through that in a second

2:13:09 But there's a lot of crazy agenda 21 stuff going on if you don't want to Jenna 21 is then go to the United Nations website just Google for the documents on Agenda 21 essentially The whole idea is this and start your five-year career reading it. Yeah kill people save the earth and Clint DDA I didn't know who he was but I guess he's uh He won two Super Bowls. It wasn't too super Bowl. Is he a coach or a player? I never heard him, and I like football Well, let's find out who he is. Clint DDA come on man you know this guy X NFL tight end yeah he looks like a football guy He's a Glenn Beck guy Oh really? So he has a farm up there A former American football player and he has a farm up there in Washington State and the EPA just decided to take away his land by not letting him farm on it oh here's uh here's the clip

2:14:09 Well, we had an article in the paper the other day David that stated the fact that the National Marine Fisheries Service which is part of NOAA. That's directly linked to EPA wants put 500 foot buffers on all the waterways in the state of Washington for pesticide herbicide application they're not going to take the land away there just not allow us to farm the land and if you think they do that 61 percent of our ground will be out a production in the state of Washington We cannot manage a farm when they take that much of our land away from use. Did they ask you about it before they imposed this new reg? No, they did not and our own Department of Agriculture here in the state of Washington has done an exclusive study for the last six years They have studied six of the highest

2:14:52 areas in our state from farming for the water returning back to the river and they have found no residue of any pesticide, herbicide fungicide or anything going back to the river. Well let me tell you right now it's happening in Michigan its happening in states across the country I read about it in The Capital Press we farmers us farmers at United States America were feeling threatened were wounded we're back against the corner and the only way out of this is to go through these agencies will go through these agencies let me tell you right now in this in our in our area right here in the columbia basin we will not go down without a fight if they want to fight so uh...

2:15:32 I guess you need to speed up the processing of the chicken if you want to exist in today's world. So that's like, almost 40% of his farmland gets taken away by the EPA now the EPA they just make up regulations. Oh yeah no they were given a go ahead to just make up stuff as they go along and then that horrible woman Jackson I mean who's just an arrogant jerk. She just loves it being the point of power So this new shill asks a very stupid question and then he tries to recover like oh yeah, i knew that Yeah, yeah like you're like he's just an idiot listen to this As much as I understand your reasons for it And I encourage you to fight for your rights is as this thing goes

2:16:15 But doesn't federal law trump state law all the time? How dumb is this guy. Oh, that is unbelievable! This is a great meme that they've managed to plant into the minds of people who should know better now who is this douchebag? I don't know it's probably Fox or something... I don't know. Well there's DDA guys- Fox uses that meme constantly. People who listen our show should realize that Fox is not on your side Here he comes. Agenda! That's the key. It's not, I misspoke it's not... But you're an idiot is what you are. Not a law its'a regulation put forth by one branch of government and we are supposed to have equal and separate branches Now he goes off the rails again What are you talking about man? Has nothing to do with the EPA just has no right to make up shit like that Because of government

2:17:14 and we are a federalist society so I mean we are supposed to the states are supposed to have rights. What is your recourse now? Where do you go what do you do? States' rights supersede the federal government by the way too, wait a minute. By the way just say no Yeah, but you've got to be careful because people forget this stuff. And so one of these wonderful people actually the wife of King the guy from Texarkana who watches The Duck Dynasty she said I really hate this TSA. She's hot by the way. I always get picked out a line first. They always want...I know they're looking at my boobs and now they're looking at my coos that I'm sick and tired of. I said you can opt out! She said really?

2:18:03 I didn't know that. Yes, this was at the dinner? Yeah she didn't know she could opt out and she's very pretty they have a sign that says it in most airports yeah nobody reads these things you just plow through and then i said but be prepared because when you opt out they will they will try to embarrass you by yelling up down up we're gonna up there they will embarrass you they're going to try and do that but you can just opt out just say no now you will get felt up but at least he said well at least i can see It's just like, oh. The whole thing is just... Anyway let me move on. Melinda Gates! You gotta get the name of that guy who was interviewing this Didier guy. Oh hold on I can find it for you right now. Before we go to Melinda Gates since you're talking about douchebags Well i'm talking about Agenda 21 and not just talking about douche bags. Well that sounds like it to me Yeah well here I'll tell you who it is

2:19:08 It's on Fox. Fox Business, Fox Business. David something or other I don't know what his name is Can i play an ad that ran on Fox business? On Forbes on fox Yeah of course Play the online booty call ad Oh hold on This is an advertisement. This guy is talking to some girl and he wants to marry her. And so then somebody comes running in out of the blue and kicks him into the bushes, it's a dummy that lands. It's just horrible production. Then this is the guy who runs booty call and he promotes as a dating site. At the very end that he walks off with the pretty girl and she's got the flowers. The first guy gave her throws the flowers on this guy who was down on the ground and calls them a loser

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2:20:57 You ever heard of this? I'm sure JC knows about this. Yeah, it's uh according to JC it doesn't have its mojo anymore because it got corrupted by too many people sending in crappy pictures right so but this thing was so on fire that people were even tattooing their hashtag on their body parts which is NBHNC which stands for no butt hole no care and All of a sudden, the website is closed. The guy sold it to Bullyville.com and you gotta look at this Bullyville.com It's like impossible to find out who was actually behind it because it's a closed corporation but this is all anti-bullying be nice the guys part of Cheaters.com What's he called? Bully Hill? Bullyville.com

2:22:00 I'm going to go to it as well. Well, give anybody listening what the original idea was of the first site... The first site is you embarrass people like former boyfriends girlfriends by sending in some typically naked picture of them which is hilarious! Funny site! And who's on the homepage of Bullyville.com? Oh yeah, your buddy! Let's listen to our buddy and see what he has to say... Dr. Drew. How serious are you bullying? and 28% of them to drop out. Bullying has led to an epidemic of LGBT teen suicides that has sent shockwaves through the community. There are over 30,000 suicides each year That's one suicide every 17 minutes For every completed suicide there is a 100-200 attempts LGBT teens are 6-9 times more likely

2:22:58 This is all relating down to human rights and pussification of the nation. And in California, your state John entered by assembly member Campos this bill has been passed the act to amend section 48900 of the education code relating to pupils. This bill will identify specific conduct that would constitute a post on a social network internet website including posting to or creating a burn page as defined, creating a credible impersonation of a person as defined and creating a false profile as defined as illicit

2:23:41 So you can now get kicked out of school and prosecuted for saying, for creating a burn page. You know what a burn page is? Yeah it's just a grudge page as it used to be called yeah you put up a page about somebody you hate yep that is now uh an expellable offense along with possession or using tobacco or products containing tobacco or nicotine products. What? They threw this in gratuitously? Mm-hmm, including but not limited to cigarettes, cigars, miniature cigars, clove cigarettes, smokeless tobacco snuff two packets and betel however this section does not prohibit use or possession yeah of Betel nut. Are we in Taiwan? Apparently

2:24:28 You can also be expelled if you commit an obscene act or engage in habitual profanity or vulgarity. Oh, cussing is now illegal there goes the filthy speech movement that was so popular at University of California after the first speech. If you possess an imitation firearm like a squirt gun... What if you just make that finger with your fingers? Yeah yeah yeah. Make it trigger. Yep this was interesting! If you have unlawfully offered arranged to sell negotiated to sell or sold And here's the actual definition. Bullying means any severe or pervasive physical or verbal act, including communications made in writing or by means of an electronic act, including one or more acts committed by a pupil or group as defined in section... So you can't pass a note across the classroom that says YOU SUCK? Nope nope nope nope

2:25:20 Electronic act means transmission by electronic device included but not limited to telephone, wireless message text sound or image post to a social internet website including but at limit to post the burn page. Burn page definition means an internet website created for purposes of harming intimidating threatening or defrauding another person So on that bullying site, there was a statistics about suicides. And it was implied that these suicides were the result of bullying. Well I'm looking at the suicide rates, the entire suicide rate according to CDC is that number total. How many kids... Are they telling us all suicide because of bullying?

2:26:07 And none of them have to do with overprescription of Ritalin, Adderall or any other psychotropic drugs. None of that has anything to do with it whatsoever and apparently it's only lesbian gay bisexual and transgender children That is what they implied? Yeah Well thats bullcrap! Then they have this list of bullied celebrities lets go down the list Ooh I missed that Bullied celebrities we have Paris Jackson thats Michael Jacksons daughter, bullied DJ Ashba lead guitarist of Guns N' Roses Johnny Depp bullied Mel Gibson bullied Jennifer Esposito bullied Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson, bullied right here Really? Bullied. Let's read the story...

2:27:04 Mel Gibson moved to Australia from New York when he was 12. He was taunted for being chubby and because of his American accent. Mel Gibson is reported as saying that at first no one liked me, they made rude remarks about me cut me to the bone my sense of humor kept the bullies away Really? Yeah this is on Bullyville...He's a bullying survivor a Here's the real bully. Clay Aiken was teased for singing So, the point is these people were bullied but became very successful! So you can't go to a comedy club and harass the comedian even though you're gonna get it back? No that would be illegal What about insult comics they are out of business now Yeah, can't bully This is all part of cultural Marxism Now let's go back to Agenda 21 because I have these two clips which are just kind of interesting

2:28:28 Melinda Gates is at TEDx in Germany. I'm not sure what city she was in and Melinda Gates, by the way... Was she not just a secretary? She was a product manager for what product that That's that publishing product Was she the product manager of clean no not for the clippy know they had a publishing Microsoft Publish or something I can't remember the name Product that failed is what you're saying well after she quit been discontinued. Oh I think it's pretty much been discontinued. I don't remember it anymore, but anyway whatever the case was she was a product manager and that was it. That's who she was And then she bagged Bill Gates The way this story goes if you care Yeah I do! I've been gauding you for it She was handpicked by Bill's mom

2:29:24 to marry Bill or else she was dying and if she had to marry, or Bill had to marry her before she died so that she'd feel that somebody would take care of Bill. Really? That was the story? Because Bill's mom used to keep washing his clothes until you know the very end. Washing his anus yeah I heard those stories So Melinda Gates now with Bill goes around the world killing people And so she is on stage at TEDx and you got all the douchebag elite sitting in the audience tweeting, I'm a TedX. How cool am I? I'm a day. I mean, and Ted X is like this second tier. Yeah. It's like an insult to speak at TEDx. Oh well that's what she's up there for 25 minutes and speeches are only supposed to go for 18 or 14. No but she gets interviewed. She's Melinda Gates product manager of Clippy come on

2:30:16 Come on, what are you talking about? She's important. And of course she is talking about her favorite topic which is birth control and particularly birth control in Africa and she starts off by basically it's always the same thing like Christine Lagarde I don't want to brag but let me brag So when she says this is not what this is about, it's exactly what it's about. Listen... Some people think that when we talk about contraception that its code for abortion which its not! Some people let's be honest they're uncomfortable with the topic Let's be honest Yeah here we go They are uncomfortable with the topic of sex Uh huh okay What else you gotta say Melinda? Because It's About Sex

2:31:09 Some people worry that the real goal of family planning is to control populations But these are all notice. She doesn't say it's not you catch that yeah, and bill has said it is a number of times already issues They've attached themselves to this core idea That men and women should be able to decide when they want to have a child Right, so she goes into this whole long thing about you know I didn't want to have children. I want to have a successful career and now we have three beautiful children And she's somehow equating her elitist privileged life to that of an African mother living in a hut

2:31:53 eating mud and of course she is the chosen one to go and help these women, to help them not have children. And it is population control! They are performing population control and they are elitist going in saying we'll help you out...and what is their favorite favorite FAVORITE method of population control? Is it a condom? Is it a spiral? Nooo Women in Africa will tell you over and over again that what they prefer today is an injectable It's a fact. They'll tell you over and over again. In fact, I was really I was in Africa tomorrow going to hang out some village in Ghana Yeah And I just bring this up think it's oh

2:32:42 Injectable. No, no they'll go injectable injectable it's just injectable to do it over and over again It's a fact over and over again They'll just keep going they will tell you that's what they want let's listen in Women in Africa will tell you over and over again that what they prefer today is an injectable They get it in their arm And they go about four times a year. They have to get it every three months to get their injection The reason women like it so much in Africa is they can hide it from their husbands who sometimes want a lot of children So wait a minute, so Wait hold on a second didn't she earlier say that couple makes these decisions? Yeah apparently not

2:33:25 Well, she said earlier that it's you know the couple decides. So the man is out of the picture now because of this trickery? That's exactly true Every other time a woman goes into a clinic in Senegal that injection is stocked out It's stocked out 150 days out of the year so can you imagine this situation She walks all this way to go get her injection she leaves her field sometimes leaves their children And it's not there. So while the chat room is now going crazy because we've swung them from topic to topic, number one I do not believe Melinda Gates has any right to go in and start injecting stuff into people because women don't want it and their husbands want to have lots of children you know that is population control Number two bullying is a fast track to restriction of freedom of speech

2:34:25 That's what you got to watch out for because invariably we get people saying and listen to the show is a geek guys are A-holes, your ignorant bullying is horrible The way it's going and look at bully ville calm and look at what this buyout of Is anyone up comm? It is stopping free speech I'm not saying that's great free speech but free speeches free speech And that's now being stopped. If it is being stopped and you will you will come to regret this I'm on your side completely on this. Let me just play... Them condemning you in the chat room is, you know they should be arrested for bullying you! That's okay because Prince Philip-I want to play a classic Prince Philip clip from 1984 he'll tell you what what the elites really think of y'all You think are the most serious issues faced by conservationists and World Wildlife Fund over the next 20 years or so 95%

2:35:28 of the whole of the Atlantic rainforest in Brazil has disappeared in the last hundred years. There is simply nowhere for these animals to live! At the basis of it all, is this colossal increase in human population It's one of the living species on the planet but its reaching plague proportions That's right you're just a plague We are a plague We're a plague. That's what he said! Yeah, we're a plague. Just a horrible horrible plague You want to hear the UNICEF children? The program you want to hear the programmed kids who are now being taught that were just a plague Might as well.

2:36:11 During a week-long forum on climate change, CHILD delegates from over 40 countries engaged in debates skill building and negotiating sessions. They also learn to use online media tools to promote work against climate change Strong of their newly acquired skills, the climate ambassadors signed a declaration that outlined the main concerns and recommendations shared by all. On the closing day of the Children's Climate Forum, a handful of youth ambassadors from all over the world presented the finalized declaration. We as the world's children want to be able to look forwards to a cleaner brighter greener future and are prepared to do whatever it takes

2:36:56 Climate change is making education, healthcare and child protection nothing more than a chance gift. And violating our rights! It is time to act. We will do anything like killing ourselves if we have to Steve Zwick Do you know him? No He writes for Forbes magazine And he's the same guys who do the booty call. Those are the booty call guys, huh? He was here to write his colophon I write about the economic value of nature services is all great for Earth Day and the title of this article which you will have to read in the show notes 402 dot N a show notes.com A Tennessee fireman solution to climate change we know who the active denialists are

2:37:47 Not the people who buy the lies, mind you. But the people who create the lies! Let's start keeping track of them now and when the families come let's make them pay. Let's let their houses burn until the innocent are rescued. What? Let's swap their safe land for submerged islands. Let's force them to bear the cost of rising food Where are you getting this? From Forbes magazine... Forbes! Forbes dot com Give me the link to that Alright I'll email it to ya right now This is Forbes. You could write a whole column about this. No, I'm sure you think I'm looking for the link for yeah email it to you right now. I mean that's I mean well let me just Yeah, it literally says

2:38:37 Let their houses burn. It's the Tennessee fireman solution to climate change, remember those Tennessee firemen? Because you had that people hadn't paid their 60 bucks or whatever they just let the houses burn which is probably bullcrap story but that's what he's using so yeah they broke the climate why should the rest of us have to pay for it let's let their houses burn put their heads on a steak cool right yeah no it's sick yep Okay, just wrapping it all up. Just in time more debris Thank you for finishing the show with more depressing stuff now I can do something good for you. I have a light piece we can run alright quickly This will help the this will help lower their population to idiots they apparently there was a crack couple crashes on the bridge over here and and that way they second crash occurred

2:39:32 I don't know how you can drive like this, but i just thought it was funny. It's the uh where is that clip? It's a huge pileup Huge pileup. Thousands of commuters had a frustrating commute this morning trying to cross the San Mateo Bridge Two crashes, one in each direction closed several lanes for hours bringing traffic to a standstill It all started around six this morning when a big rig plowed into the back of a stalled pickup Officials say a driver going in the other direction became distracted and then slammed him to the back of an unoccupied CHP cruiser Whoops I mean the cruisers got lights and all this stuff right, and I hope so guy plows into it like an idiot Locals

2:40:19 Alright, so everybody over there in Euro land. Hope all goes well though we of course we have the French elections We should have what we should have the results pretty soon I guess yeah, and hoping like now Yeah It isn't eight o'clock when they uh 8 o'clock So it's 6 7 think we have one more hour to go unfortunately. We can't we can't get that now oh So if a good old Sarko the Narco doesn't win... Hollande tops Sarko's in French vote. Right, but... Le Pen surges! That's Marina Le Pen So what has to happen is there'll be a runoff on May 6 if Sarko doesn't win by at least 50% which we didn't expect. No, we don't expect that so Hollande is gonna be interesting what happens in this. The socialists yeah there's you know Socialist always they have the French as always flip back and forth between conservatives and socialism back and forth and back and forth because nobody seems able to get the job done

2:41:18 In Italy, just to round out our Euroland news in Italy they're now burning paintings at the Italian Museum because they don't have any of course the austerity measures are kicking in and there's no money to preserve the arts so the guy says he's gonna burn three works of art a week until the museum's entire 1,000 piece collection is gone or until the government forks over funds for the museum. So they're burning, uh, burning paintings. That's because the austerity measures are working so well. Yeah. They weren't great instead of giving the painties to somebody to put in their house, which seems like a better idea over here is another free painting, you know? But now we're going to burn them. We're gonna burn them. Oh, that's a PR move and a burden. Well definitely. So that, let me just get back to HR 1505. So what this is about

2:42:12 Of course, he burned the first painting was a French guy's painting. Anyway go on. The Secretary of the Interior or the Secretary of Agriculture shall not impede prohibit or restrict activities of the Secretary of Homeland Security on land under the jurisdiction of the Secretary of Interior or Secretary of Agriculture to achieve operational control over the internal land and maritime borders of the United States Do you remember us talking about the 100 mile radius? Oh yeah, we've talked about it a number of times. So now we have a bill that says that Department of Homeland Security within here is the United States and Canada shall be considered to apply...and Canada interesting...to apply to all section of the international land and maritime borders in the United States within 100 miles of the international land and maritime borders for activities of the Department of Homeland Security as described in subsection B

2:43:11 these guys can do anything they want on essentially public land. And the Rangers, who love the public land are up in arms about this because they can do assisting and securing the border within 100 miles including access to maintain and construct roads, construct a fence use vehicles to patrol set of monitoring equipment landing strips so 100 miles within every single border of the United States The Department of Homeland Security if this is passed Will have the right to just do whatever they want Well 100 miles in the state of California the width that the entire state is 250 miles well it would have To be from the border 100 miles from the from the border. Well, the coast is the border Oh, that's a good point Wow so it goes all the way to Sacramento So that means the entire Bay Area Los Angeles All the way to Bakersfield San Diego all that is subject to the whims

2:44:16 of the Department of Homeland Security. And even if they take the border and move it 12 miles offshore from the 12 mile limit thing, it still takes all the Bay Area all the way to Sacramento and beyond probably to Auburn So I think it might be an idea if you care uh...to contact your congressperson and say I don't like this idea let's see who put this in Bishop of Utah King of New York Hastings of Washington really Hastings who lives there Up there the border Smith of Texas. I gotta be voted out of course it has to be vote But it won't be no these guys have got to be voted out of office all of them Peter King The guy's a douchebag yeah, he's always behind this stuff

2:45:04 I'm done. I tatted, lightened it up a little bit and boom here you go again You got- can you lighten it up with one more thing? I've got nothing else that's light! I've got something... I mean I got the guys beating the crap and killing some guy I thought this Rodney King situation where this Rojas was killed by border patrol No let's not do that There is only one way to end it The War on Chicken What?! Laugh and sell. That's a good clip we got there, thanks Yellow Jacket I like that Alright so also next week on the 6th we have right after Cinco de Mayo We have the Greek election Look forward to the cabinet of The Netherlands falling this week So it should be groovy over there in Euroland

2:46:06 We'll be following it all for you. Don't expect to see that on your regular news broadcast, come back on Thursday for the No Agenda Show. Um... Help us out with the Hot Pockets 2009 Tour! You can go to ITM dot IM slash tour09 and that will take you unfortunately to the Facebook page where Ms. Mickey is coordinating everything we need a trailer hook us up with that And I am here in the capital of the Drone Star State known as Austin Tejas so we can defend this hill In the morning, I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley where i am on a hill too but have no intentions of defending it and heading out. I'm John C. Dvorak Coming up right after this on the stream The No Agenda Producer Update and we'll be back on Thursday right here On NO AGENDA!