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00:00 I'm gay, I'm gay. Hello? I'm gay. And I'm gay! I'm gay! Well more do you want? I should be on MSNBC! From elections to erections, don't laugh! And we're broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in downtown Austin Tejas Cabo the Drone Star State In The Morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's not raining i'm John C Dvorak It's Crackpot & Buzzkill In The Morning Well since you start off with that weather report... It's supposed to be raining yeah

00:40 Let me just play you a little weather report from around the world. Even though there's been high pressure, we've had quite... Why is it now in mono? Stupid idiots! Eh, let's listen to mono. Quite have been in the way of wet weather still some showers bubbling up and some parts of the country northern eastern parts of the North Island have seen over 100 millimeters rain We finally got a bit of rain to Christchurch the Port Hills to help a little bit there down south that has been the place To be for the sunshine There you go The Rain Stick worked Yeah, I know that but it's a high which means it's not supposed to be. I know! It's not supposed to be raining at all. Apparently it started two hours after the rain stick was deployed Yes Well now somebody apparently in South Africa or someplace wants us to drop down No we can't you know

01:27 It's gonna rain tomorrow here in Texas. This is the downside of the race right we had a bad storm the other night Yeah, and so I'm sorry We basically took one for the team there in Christchurch But it seems to be now Australia now Auckland is no new Australia has brushed brush fires now. We can't keep saving everybody what what's-her-name do it Okay Jilliard the blowhard oh okay all right Oh man, I got a lot of multi-parters today for some reason. Yeah yeah i got some too What do you want? Oh um fresh in this morning off the transom uh as you know I told you that Flynn was not Flynn but Petraeus was up for the National Security Council gig or national security advisor and I now understand that he has declined for the same reason the other guy that CBS wanted to get

02:25 Yeah, because he's not allowed to Compose his writing team right so Petraeus is also declined because of that well. I think they're all gonna do that until somebody really Just says okay you can choose your own team Who the heck is in there that they care so much about? Well, I was thinking about this too and then I started remembering for example that I remember hearken back to Poindexter when he was that guy. And he had all the North working for him and all these other people, but apparently they have a staff? I didn't know they had it, I thought it was just the guy, hey how you doing what's the light look like today? Well I talked to old Clapper over here and he told me things are cool. You know just one of guys security advisor but he apparently has his staff. He wants to hire his own secretaries kind of thing.

03:18 I don't blame them. Well, the leaks from the same transom that i'm getting information from the leaks are apparently from Clapper and the old guys who were there which makes nothing but sense obviously They should throw him in jail Yeah it's about time liar Somebody has to get thrown into jail here and I think Clapper would be a good choice He already lied before congress Exactly It'd be perfect Throw him in jail Douche Perfect Let me see. Well, while we're on Flynn... Let me see. I have a bunch of Flynn stuff. Yeah, I got this one here. This is from your neck of the woods, I think KCRW? Isn't that out in California somewhere? Maybe Central Coast? Could be. Check this out Josh Borrow. At his bizarre press conference on Thursday President Trump said he had an outstanding candidate lined up to replace Flynn but that candidate retired Vice Admiral Robert Harward turned down the job Thursday night

04:17 Quotes from sources close to Harward popped up in all sorts of outlets saying Harward turned down the job because the White House refused his demand to control who would staff the National Security Council under him. One said Harvard had called the job offer an excrement sandwich. Oh, really? Hmm... Excrement sandwich. Yeah, you know every day it becomes more clear how Fox News has always been run by Democrats and amongst this Flynn fracas which is now of course still considered to be just the cra- actually I think don't have a background on that? Yeah here i have um let me see

04:57 Actually, I'll do that in a moment first thing to play Shepard Smith You may have seen this but he just goes completely full nuts about this whole Flynn thing and the Russia thing treating Jim Acosta over there from CNN an accomplished reporter guy. I've never met yeah You know what? I am gonna play them in a different order When we were doing the show on Thursday, we had the big Trump Press conference, I guess it's kind of what it was presser And you know I watched it after the show and i thought it was you know the very, very lame that you know out of the gate. The president is saying well you know I had more electoral college votes than anybody in the history of mankind which is so easily debunked and then to say well that's what they told me like oh man what a moron but here is how the... And for the rest of the press it was like yeah it was a Trump press conference! I thought it was entertaining made me laugh

05:54 Funny things but when you look at the news coverage and I put together a little compilation here. The news coverage about this thing was so off the wall, yeah! I mean have the clip on whether we play it or not but it was... I have a compilation. Trump tells you to shut up and sit down. Wait a minute, I want to hear that one first let's get the background of all the craziness. The president holds a raucous and combative face-off with the media That news conference was both totally shocking and entirely unsurprising this was a rare glimpse into the mind of the president, basically the verbal equivalent of a tweet storm. A freewheeling at times jaw-dropping 77 minute news conference. President Trump defiantly dismissed the flood of controversies and crises engulfing his White House. The president defended first month in office in a fiery face off with the press. President Trump unfiltered 77 minutes. His critics said he was unhinged. Begull the press conference for the president to advance his campaign to delegitimize the mainstream media

06:58 President Trump's first solo news conference at the White House was an unprecedented display of accusations and exaggerations. The president's outburst of frustration left many observers bewildered. President Trump flatly denied the notion that he is running a disorganized and ineffective White House That's just a small compilation of all the crazy that came by. What is this? Where is this clip from, the Jew clip you have? Yeah let me see if I have it. I have the clip but don't know what the sub is. It's right from the news conference, Trump vs The Jew and

07:37 I want to remind people that when you listen, this is the classic back and forth that Trump will do. And he mostly berates the guy for not asking a simple question. I guess the guy...I didn't hear this but I guess the guys says, I'm gonna say simple question, simple question and He does tell the guy to sit down because he's like, OK I get your question. You can sit down now and then later you know he goes and moves on to somebody else but the way the press presented it was Trump tells Jew to shut up and sit down. Let's see who is...I want to find a friendly reporter. Are you a friendly reporter? Watch how friendly he is. Wait wait watch how friendly he is go ahead.

08:24 My name is Dave Kirk from AMI Magazine and I, as some of my colleagues may have been reporting. I haven't seen anybody in my community accuse either yourself or anyone on your staff of being anti-Semitic with the standing of those grandchildren who are their Zayden. However what we are concerned about and what we haven't really heard being addressed is an uptick in anti-Semitism What is he actually asking? It's a little hard for me to comprehend. Well, I want to hear the yeah, I want to hear that they would at least Mike him You know They have three mics floating around I was thank you for bringing that up who is in charge of audio with the White House You suck you suck and they should fire them suck

09:19 So the guy's asking, he says I don't... The thing is it gets kind of a complimentary question and Trump I don't think could hear him. Well there you go. Fire these guys. This is no good for our show. Trump just made some assumptions that he was being accused of something when the guy said, the guy says there's nobody I know that have ever accused you or anybody in your administration for being anti-Semitic But there's an anti-semitic trend going on. This is my gist of it, right? Going on in this country and there's been 48 synagogues threatened with being bombed Okay Have you have any...and then Trump I don't think heard a word of this And he goes off on his merry way but it was nothing like it was described to me Actually if you described it the way I described it as more of an indictment than

10:02 than the way the media described it. Because Trump didn't hear the guy, he didn't understand what he was talking about and went off on his merry way and bought something else. In the last couple of weeks there are people who are committing anti-Semitic acts or threatening to... You see? He said that he's going to ask a very simple easy question And it's not It's not Not a simple question, not a fair question Okay sit down I understand the rest your questions So here is the story folks Number one I am the least I'm the best of the Jew haters. I don't, I am the least Jew hater you can imagine! I mean there's always a little right? Come on everyone has got a little anti-semitic in them but at least

10:48 He's the least of them all. Sit down, Jew! Anti-Semitic person that you've ever seen in your entire life Number two Racism The least racist person In fact we did very well with racism We did pretty good with our racism this year where the quota was down Relative to other people running as a Republican Quiet quiet Quiet Jew shut up woman So he lied about about he was going to get up and ask a very straight, simple question. So welcome to the world of the media but let me just tell you something that... Oh man Trump should play this after each of his press conference. That's right! He has got a complicated question

11:35 That's right, he's gotta be one of those... Man with the shapeshifting jews! I'm the least anti-semitic. He got anti-semetic but i'm not the least at all because I like my shape shifting jews Alright, alright Now the point is That the media said tried to humiliate Trump with the way he you know Oh, you told the Jew to shut up and sit down which is pretty much at the only conclusion. What he actually did was far worse I thought He didn't take the question. He didn't hear the question thanks of the micing Yeah, he didn't know what that guy was talking about then he rambled off on his own thing yeah That is actually more interesting than the law and I have to say it the media lies They don't even do their job!

12:17 Well, something has to be done about the audio. This has been bothering me for a while They used to have shotgun mics and it was done well now I see ways of doing it I see reporters fumbling with three four microphones at the same time what is going on? Who's in charge of technical ops? There should be and I don't get the impression that there is much of a pool going on either in the olden days, like recently. They have you know they have a pool and so all the feeds go into one console and if you want to get a copy of it you stick your stuff in there and record off of it

12:53 Or you just take the tape that they give you afterwards, a tape or whatever it is. A USB plug? I don't know. It looks like everyone's doing their own thing. That's what it looks like to me. Yeah they all got the little...they got zooms and they've got their phones and they're sticking these things here in there and there's no consolidated way of getting this stuff. So we end up with a lot bad information We should open a petition on wethepeople.gov. We need better mics Alright, so effective so far. So along these lines even on Fox News Shep Smith was freaking out! Treating Jim Acosta over there from CNN an accomplished reporter a guy I've never met but a good reporter I mean treating him like he's

13:33 I'm not even going to use the word. I'm not going to give Twitter its love it needs, its crazy what we're watching every day. It's absolutely crazy he keeps repeating ridiculous throwaway lines that are not true at all and sort of avoiding this issue of Russia as if were some kind of fools for asking the question really? Your opposition was hacked and the Russians were responsible for it and your people were on the phone with Russia on the same day it was happening and we're fools for asking questions No, sir. We are not fools for asking this question and we demand to know the answer to this question Yeah I'm now when ship shop when chef puts it that way if that's how he has received the information Then I understand the outrage. I don't think his information is correct

14:19 But he believes that this happened. Well, yeah then you're outraged of course. The position was hacked and the Russians were responsible for it and your people were on the phone with Russia on the same day it was happening? And we're fools for asking the questions?! No, sir. We are not fools for asking this questions and we demand to know the answer to this question The question has been answered! American people your supporters will support you either way if your people were on the phone with her What were they saying? Yeah, we have a right to know we absolutely do that You call us fake news And put us down like children for asking these questions on behalf of the American people is inconsequential The people deserve that answer at very least

15:00 I gotta make a mention here. This is obviously, this is something that would be unacceptable during the Roger Ailes era. Of course! This has all changed. Chap is looking for work and he's sick of working at Fox. Bing bing bang you nailed it And he's now aligning himself with the other side of this, you know, with the reporters. Yeah and he wants to look I'm with you guys on what do you guys who? Look, I can be critical that can I get a job someplace else? I got it. You're right. I got a nice voice. I'm gay. I'm gay. Hello. I'm getting more than one should be on MSNBC. Yeah. Well, well, the president was, of course very funny

15:45 To me at least it was very funny when he was talking about the fake news. Tomorrow they will say Donald Trump rants and raves that the press I'm not ranting and raving, i'm just telling you this is dishonest people but But! I'm not ranting or raving. I love this. I'm having a good time doing it but tomorrow The headlines are going to be Donald Trump rants and there were some of those headlines and to be honest I'm not ranting. Go ahead. Should I let him have a little bit more? What do you think, Peter? Peter should I have... Let him have a little bit more? Sit down. Just because of the attack on fake news and attacking our network- I just want to ask you sir- I am changing it from fake news though. Doesn't that under- Very fake news. Fake News. You are Fake News!

16:37 I thought it was funny. I'm changing it from fake news to very fake news I got a couple, I gotta get this in. This is about the same topic. This is David Brooks' my favorite phony baloney on PBS. So this is one and quarter minutes of trying to say the word yes David, you started out with some pretty strong language describing the news conference. I wrote down and you said he came across—the president came across as mildly deranged. Did you really mean that? I'll walk that back a little unmoored. Is that walking it back? I don't know. It was—you know if we were not…it's just he is not coherently speaking as a president should who is going to be carefully giving orders who is going to be uniting the American people

17:35 He is speaking as someone who's involved in a junior high school gladiatorial attack on the press. And parts were bizarre and somewhat offensive, picking on an African-American reporter and assuming she knew people in the Congressional Black Caucus—because I guess all African American people are supposed to know each other? You know that offensive? But then the attack on the press highlighted by the tweets today saying my newspaper NBC all these organizations are enemies of the people Well, if you want to draw rhetoric straight out of the fascist playbook enemies of the Vogue. The people that is like that has so many historical echoes it's God over he's another Hitlerism. He's being an enemy of the yeah, I never he's the one who's on a hidden. Yeah enemy of default asked him a yes and no question in he did this is what his response is well? Well, if you want to draw rhetoric straight out of the fascist playbook

18:29 enemies of the vogue, people. That is like that has so many historical echoes it's illiberal and offensive to the way democracy is supposed to work and how one is supposed to just act within the institutions of democracy So within that context I think some strong language to me is merited Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Which means this is yes. He says yes to a question he could have said yes to a minute and 15 seconds earlier Yeah, but he had to get the Trump is insane in there and Hitler's gotta get regarding that regarding Trump was insane I didn't have time to clip because he did do an interview but I can read from the transcript The guy who?

19:15 I think he's now a retired Duke professor who was responsible for the entry of narcissistic personality disorder in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders 4 He says, please stop calling Trump mentally ill with narcissistic personality disorder. He says just because he has some of the narcissistic traits does not mean that he suffers from this disorder and as far as this guy can tell, he doesn't. It's worth mentioning. And they also said it is definitely not mentally ill but that's okay. This is much more fun to watch these guys freak out. Hell yeah! Listen to The Morning Joe's

20:00 who are so angry about Trump and this, you know the Russia connection. And for some reason calling out Wall Street Journal... Is there a war on now? Is this a Murdoch War? Murdoch owns Wall Street Journal I believe right? Yeah but i think it's pretty hands-off What's happened with the Wall Street Journal is one of the editors told these reporters to back off a little bit on the way they're presenting things. Okay. Phraseology, and it's because it's all the same as lockstep with the rest of the media well I think this has created some sort of a schism yes a rift and The Morning Joe's are not happy he's trying to delegitimize the press the press has risen up over the past couple weeks And as I always say don't fight the press the press always wins ask Richard Nixon the press only

20:47 wins. There is no doubt the Wall Street Journal has gone from being the most hostile conservative... Maybe shouldn't just gloss over his pounding of the table there with, The Press Always Wins! That I believe is pretty much how they feel about themselves. They always win. There's no doubt that the Wall Street Journal has gone from being the most hostile conservative voice towards Donald Trump during the campaign to certainly now seeming to bend over backwards, to actually parrot much of what the administration puts out. But David were you concerned yesterday? The editorial, the lead editorial for The Wall Street Journal did not even mention any concerns about improper contacts that Michael Flynn had with Russia but instead their editorial focused solely on

21:42 On leaks, it was as if Donald Trump had written the editorial himself. Joe it was an editorial lie It's not the editorial position that I would have written. Uh...I don't agree with that. I think to argue this is about leaks as opposed to the behavior of our public public officials is wrong, but it's an editorial. But David Ignatius look at the headline today again this is sort of what we do we look at media and pound the New York Times. They're harping on our turf John with their they look in media this is sort of what we do go out there why? Go away! We pound The New York Times all the time instead of talking about Flynn yesterday their lead editorial Wall Street Journal the editorial page that I've read my entire life yesterday they say nothing to see here with Flynn

22:27 Forget the improper ties, forget the lying, forget everything else. We ought to look at the leaks." Yeah... Joe's mad! This is not what we're supposed to be talking about. I don't understand what his problem is. Let's listen to some of this, let's go to the CBS, the CIA broadcasting system and get the skinny on this because they do a smear on... it's all Flynn again you know? They figure they got him down he's down he's out. Kick him! So this is Flynn no charge smear one. Oh, I can't wait now Michael Flynn was fired when it became clear that he lied to the fire also is also this fired thing and I think he was asked for his resume. It's a technicality but it does show technically language words matter yeah technically you know if I got together you were working together so did I Adam here you've been a good employee

23:26 This is a bunch of things have come up, and you know what they are and you know I how do you want to handle this should you? You're gonna have to go but you want to quit. Do you want to just resign yeah? Yeah, I'd like to I'd like to be I'd like to release a statement that I'm pursuing projects outside the organization please That sounds perfect. We'll just go with that. Now, Michael Flynn was fired when it became clear that he lied to the vice president about contacts he'd had with Russia's ambassador to the U.S.. Flynn had talked to the ambassador about US sanctions against Russia before Mr Trump was inaugurated —a potential violation of the law—

24:03 Jeff Begay's has the new developments. Law enforcement sources tell CBS News it is unlikely former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn will face charges in connection to his discussions. Wait a minute, but Putin Putin pulling pulling packing pool of US sanctions with the Russian ambassador to the u.s In late December routine surveillance of Russian officials and operatives picked up Flynn's voice on a call with Sergei Kislyak

24:44 Sources say transcripts show the two discussed Obama administration sanctions on Russia, a possible violation of federal law since President Trump was not yet in office. In the early days... Can we get these transcripts already? This is really bothering me! Can I also ask something? Isn't what we're always talking about with this guy, it would happen... It was a couple days before Trump would be in office. A technicality? Of course it's a technicality! Wait two days to have the same conversation and its okay? Yeah. Wait two days have the same conversation and it's okay so were talking about a technicality Well I figured out why this is all taking place

25:27 This is back to the 20th. Yeah, make these noises I have to make these noises like a horse. Yeah Back to the 25th amendment. I now know what's going on Why this is all because of article 4 of the 25th amendment? This isn't let me get through this package and then you can go ahead. Well it's one Okay, you want to bring it in now Now bring it in a minute. It's okay, okay? Is this clip over cuz I know no no no No, it's just getting good in the early days of the Trump administration Flynn was interviewed by FBI agents about the call He also told vice president Mike Pence that he did not discuss sanctions with Kislyak acclaimed the vice president repeated on television station they did not discuss anything having to do with

26:13 the United States decision to expel diplomats or impose a censure against Russia. But investigators say that despite misleading the Vice President, there is not enough evidence to charge him with lying to the FBI. What? That should be the end of the report, I presume. There's no follow-up? That's it! No harm... Well there is a little more but before we go to that because what you just heard summarizes things and if anybody wants to recall why he was fired It's because he supposedly discussed this with Pence and he didn't tell Pence everything you need to know. So, it couldn't be trusted and so kind of it was a casual call but that's not really what's going on because we can find out by listening to how this evolved into what they left

27:05 The mainstream left entertainment elites how they believe this is going down and now listen to this This is Bill Maher in the last show maher gets serious, and it may just play that And as usual you know there's the circus that happens every week the distractions that take us away from knowing what's really important, which is there is an unprecedented state of crisis in this country. There is. The National Security Advisor Michael Flynn resigned because of his illegal contacts with Russia. I know the president would like to say that's fake news, that's not fake news this is the most serious political scandal we've ever had in the United States and now the question turns to how deep was the involvement of President Trump? Yes did he set it all up there was it but he's complicit

27:59 To get rid of his loans. Well, he never did know then he went into some jokes but he believes that this is the most serious crisis in the history Of the country and by the way The FBI's not doing anything about it But somehow it's the most serious crisis create a history of the country and these people are there with their jaws Oh No What are we gonna do? It's the most serious crisis in the history of the country Nobody in this audience, his or any place else for that matter even knows what the National Security Advisory some guy that works inside the White House. What he even does. Yeah and Flynn's not going away He is just not getting that title

28:41 Right. That's a funny thing. We might as well go to the rest of the Flynn smear, part two off CBS. The US intelligence community has concluded that Russia carried out cyber attacks on Democratic Party officials designed to undermine Hillary Clinton. What? No, nobody that I know of... Yesterday the president denied he or any of his aides were involved. I have nothing to do with Russia haven't made a phone call to Russia in years

29:20 Today, members of the Senate Intelligence Committee were briefed on the investigation by FBI Director James Comey. Scott's sources say getting to the end of this investigation won't be a sprint it's a marathon and there is still a ways to go Jeff Begay for us Jeff thank you Ah yes we still have to figure out we know there is proof somewhere The key in there was it's gone from the Russians hacked the DNC and John Podesta, who had a password that was password. Pretty much. It's gone from that to cyber attacks on all the Democrats

29:59 Yeah, yeah listen to what he said in there. He said the Russians were I know? It's what happens is well We always identify it doesn't matter how many times The truth has been laid out What that with the message was what was pushed is what I mean history is rewritten what a LR said yeah? Yeah, yeah, that was pushed as what beer Bill Maher believes yes McCain, of course is extremely active in everything that's going on and I'm sure we'll have a number of clips from him today. Here he was with Chuck Tuck on Meet the Press Daily about President Trump trying to bring down the First Amendment. It's Chuck Tuck. Bring down the First Amendment you know... The freedom of the press! So a tweet that the president sent Friday night

30:53 The fake news media, failing New York Times, NBC News, ABC, CBS CNN is not my enemy. It is the enemy of the American people. You believe the press is the enemy? Do you believe any group of Americans are the enemies of another group of Americans?" I was talking about the period as you know of the new world order." A fundamental part of that new world order was a free press. I hate the press, I hate you especially but the fact is we need you! We need a free press! We must have it! That was one of the best lines he's delivered since i've been doing this show

31:31 I hate so much of our individual liberties over time. That's how dictators get started. Oh, okay! I'd say that's how dictators get started with tweets like that? With no... Yes, I think Mussolini started his dictatorship with the tweets and a couple of Instagram posts and he was good to go. Over time. That's how dictators gets started. I'd say that's how dictators get started with tweets like that? No if they get started by suppressing free press

32:16 In other words, a consolidation of power when you look at history the first thing that dictators do is shut down the press. And I'm not saying that President Trump is trying to be a dictator. I am just saying we need to learn lessons in history. Senator McCain, I'm going leave it there. You are student of history for sure and I always appreciate your views no matter how much you hate me! Thanks, Chuck. That laugh of his? Yeah it's kind of creepy I tried to slow it down but... It was a fake laugh Didn't really do anything. I can do this. Yes so there is McCain openly talking about the New World Order The balance in the new world order has been disrupted by Donald Trump Well isn't that special

33:09 But before we continue... I thought he was kind of taken aback by that. So, he's all in with the New World Order it sounds like? Well, I'm sure will be playing bits from his Munich security conference later on. Yeah, but before that, I want to circle back to the 25th Amendment with a ousted chair of the Democratic National Committee. But to be clear, I just want to make the point here others are using that word and you're purposely not using it which is...I want to make it clear you're not comfortable using that word or even talking about it at this time right yeah No, I mean we don't call for impeachment until you have an independent bipartisan investigation and we can get to the bottom of the possibility of high crimes and misdemeanors being committed. Collusion between a presidential campaign and a foreign enemy essentially who was found by our own united intelligence community to intentionally and successfully

34:04 put their thumb on the scale and helped elect Donald Trump as President of the United States. So here's what the 25th Amendment bullcrap is about, it's about Article 4 this is this is a stretch but now I understand why people are talking about it article for the 25th amendment whenever the vice president and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide Transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the president is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. The Vice-President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as acting president." So because there's, of course no way that Democrats can get articles of impeachment through Congress in the Senate just because of the numbers

34:53 I guess they're hoping on coming up with some way of drugging Pence into admitting that Donald Trump is unfit, and then they'd get a whole bunch of other Congress people and senators. And then they could start the impeachment process." That is what is happening. And it's quite pathetic. Well here's where...I'm gonna give you a different scenario because Pence isn't going to do that because he's a good guy soldier. And he's gonna go along with whatever Trump is doing, because that's just the way it is. The Democrats are going to do the following they're going to just keep this up against Trump This means the Democrats which includes the media which are all Democrats and there's no reason even argue that That they're not What their gonna do is they're gonna keep this stuff for about two years in hopes

35:43 I don't know if it's going to be successful or not because there is evidence that it might not. They're gonna hope Trump will quit? Is this what they know? Well, now that would be something they may suggest and then I'd get some more money but... But they're gonna hope that they can get the House back, which is not gonna happen but they can hope for it and the Senate. They can get the Senate back because the Senate's always like you know It's always teetering on going either Republican or Democrats rarely my senate is rarely Republican So if they can get the House and the Senate back, then they can just go ahead. They'll have their numbers and they'll have the public behind them because there will be slamming Trump for two solid years with false accusations. Right And just all kinds of just

36:29 It's in chaos, chaos. Chaos is the word yes, chaos is the word and so nobody So there'll be some sympathy for this and then they're going to they're gonna get him out But the irony to this I pointed this out to Mimi because she's getting nothing but grief on it cuz she can't stand Facebook anymore Cuz all of these are these whiners that are just oh, I'm gonna shoot myself if I have to go through another week of the Trump administration And Mimi's out there handing out the firearms? Is that what she is up to? No, she is trying to avoid the arguments. So here's what going to happen Here's the great irony If you want to see something You want to see a fascist dictatorship You want to see problems Actually Mimi decided this would be the beginning of the new crusades

37:14 You would get Pence as the president. Pence is a dominionist, it looks like he's a dominionist everybody thinks he is a dominionist I'll give you... What is a what does a dominionist? A dominionist is an end times Christian evangelical who believes that things should be... The apocalypse! The apocalypse should be expedited So that's a bit like Jehovah's Witnesses Worse. And so George Bush was borderline dominionist, but he was bad enough and you didn't you Democrats out there didn't like George Bush wait until you see Mike Pence and here's the irony about Mike Pence if Trump gets impeached into his third year and Pence takes over because it's less than half a term Pence can run two more times and be the president for the next decade

38:07 So if you guys want a dominionist evangelical Christian in the White House for 10 years, then be my guest. This would be great for the show! Hey that is our ticket to retirement! You know why it's our ticket to retirement? Because it's not looking good with the depression jobs John. I'm always looking for depressions signals ever since we started with the mac and cheese...you started with the mac and cheese What else have we come up with? Bugs. Eating bugs, eating bugs, coloring books. Food trucks! Well there's something new... This was on CNBC of course weekend programming but CNBC Carrie Hannon who is a personal finance guru and she has advice for you know what's coming up if you're over 55 which I'm on the way to that what is there for us

39:04 You know nothing well podcasting is about the only thing I can think of Late career worker you might be starting to think about your next move You say that there are some steps people can't take to try and figure out what they want to do when they retire What are those step who's retiring anymore? Who has money to retire raise your hand without talking, you know Well absolutely, first of all give yourself as much time as you can to prepare for what you might want to do in retirement. Moonlight if you can and apprentice. A job will do that, who try it just so they're not jumping into something blindly. Are there some unusual jobs that you think are perfect for retirees? Here we go! Well I like to look at two segments. They're jobs to ride the age wave. These are ones that kind of people in their 60s 50s and 60s can do. Pay attention John this is what we can do donations if they go down here's where we're headed. For 70s and 80s and then also ones that really look at ways that you can tap into those some of the growing fields. So number one

40:07 What about wheelchair repair? Some people are great at tinkering. John, I think we could open up Curry Dvorak Wheelchair Repair Company. It gets better! There's lots of jobs to repair gurneys and wheelchairs and all kinds of things for medical supplies out there Another fun one is again using a natural talent is voiceover artist I wasn't far off with my podcast was a voiceover artist there are opportunities out there to do You who are professional boys and get voice over work you can't even get voice over work So it's just some schmo. Give me a break. I think she should have said webcam work I think there's a future in that for other is plus 50 fives definitely definitely

40:57 Oh, man. So yesterday even more entertaining than the press conference I thought was the president's appearance in Melbourne Florida It was a rally, basically. He's decided I'm going to go do a rally! Why not? This is how he's gonna fight the media and it'll be blasphemy just gonna go to do what he did when Iran. Talked to these huge audiences... Go around everybody now what was super fun about this and different from the campaign as he brought some super duper fan up on stage He used to always bring somebody up. Yes, but what was different is the Secret Service were flipping out because Trump said let him come up that's okay don't worry about it and they're freaking out there frisking this guy covering just nuts never seen this before oh wow and here is here's a little bit from the guy on stage with President Trump say a couple of words Mr. President

42:03 Thank you, sir. We the people all movement is the reason why our president of the United States is standing here in front of us today. The President leans over whispers something in his ear. President Trump during their election promised all these things that he was going to do for us I knew it was gonna do this for us! All right And Trump has no one else. What does he say? A star is born! Exactly. A star is born. Beautiful, a star is born. So this guy Gene Huber

42:54 Now of course the mainstream media went straight for this guy and raped him, just abused him. Because the guy... I'd say he's 90%. You know? He's one of these super fans! And these people function-I know them! Function perfect but you talk to em like hmmmm you're a little overzealous Just a tad So of course CNN is going to get this guy on and we'll have a good laugh with this guy So what did he whisper in your ear? I have to ask you, there was a moment there where he sort of whispered something into your ear. What did he say? You know... Oh! He said..He goes, ''You're great!'' is what he told me if i'm not mistaken and because he saw me because I was the first one online I got here at four on the morning so I got a lot of interviews from news people so President Trump must've seen see me on TV

43:45 So, and I told the reporter that I love President Trump. And President Trump heard me say that and he told me that on stage. He said that he loves me and I do with all my heart because he fights for us each and every second. He didn't have to do this for us you know? He's 70 years old a billionaire beautiful family And this man comes out and works harder than anyone I've ever seen in my life. And that's why he's a winner." Yeah, all right so we have to continue. Can't have that! Get that guy off! No no let's see if we can get the guy to say something crazy what do you want to say to President Trump? That's how we go with it. So it's clear he saw you on television giving interviews If he is watching right now which he very well may What would you want to say to him? To President Trump

44:38 I would just say, President Trump, I want to thank you so much for giving me this opportunity to come on stage like that. Mr. President, I've been with you for two years—you probably heard this—every single second every day I'm with you. of President Trump in my house and I salute that every single day. And I pray and tell him, Mr. President, I pray for your safety today and I'm not lying. I do that every single day to the president but it's cardboard. The cardboard. Now if if I'm the reporter unless I am all-in with the other side on the other universe which I've got some clips about that too.

45:23 I'm saying, well yeah. It's interesting you do that because you know during the era of Mussolini the public did that often! I would have said we can do so much wrong with these people. If you're going to be, if you're going to go who go all the way now? So what happens is instead of going all the way then this poor little CNN prostitute is going to be nasty after the guy has already signed off and left that's bad. Oh yes. And left with his message. Gene Huber clearly you are a big supporter She's like, oh clearly you're a moron. You're little retarded so we are going to speak all nice to you. Like your clearly a big supported hypocrite

46:08 Gene Huber, clearly you are a big supporter of President Trump and like you said this is the moment today that you will never forget being invited on stage by the president to say a few words. Thank you so much for coming on talking with us we do appreciate it. Can I just say one quick thing? Quickly Ma'am, yeah very quick. I appreciate the interview let's just be a little little nicer to our president thank you so much. I was waiting for comment like that from a Trump supporter considering he calls us fake news Thank you so much Gene Huber. The next hour of news... What a douche! She just couldn't say goodbye no no of course not

46:54 That's a good one. Yeah, I admire you to put that whole...that's a package! That's how it's done right there. That is a package ladies and gentlemen right there. Daddy got the thing over here, he got the thing over here. Take a look at my package. Boom! Put some together. Take a look at this package i've got here man. I've got a package for you Let me see. Okay, let me get back to this train of thought that I was... Well okay yeah please. Please. Uh let's go back on this other thing that we had the Bill Maher first had the CBS report then we had the Bill Maher report which was in between and then we have another example of how this goes on the lesser media outlets This is Chris Hayes

47:33 And they're talking to this guy, name is Vance something. Vance I think is his last name He's a black writer Oh no no! This is Nance! I've got clips of this guy. This guy is the former NSA douche Yeah. Oh, OK good I'm glad you're setting this up because then i'll come in This clip is the Flynn spy guard Chris Hayes smear Yes Which means that he has a loyal trusted FSB or ex-KGB officer on his staff whose job it is to make sure everybody does what Putin wants Certainly you can't be an oligarch in Russia without them But if these people were constant contact with people from Russia

48:10 all the time, reporting back and forth. All the time! You know they wouldn't have had you know and they were innocent they wouldn't have a FISA warrant going on right now They would not have it's not just wiretaps this is awesome collection power of the National Security Agency in all of our allies which means we can now handle any information we get when someone who we believe is in communications with a Russian intelligence spy Right, so here's the remarkable thing too about the specifics of the Flynn intercept which is with the ambassador. What would a chain-of-custody transcript like that be like? It is remarkable to me that in some ways it has gotten out. This is a piece of political dynamite in some ways. Who would have access to that kind of thing?

48:59 That's an excellent question, but you have to understand that when General Flynn communicated with Ambassador Kislyak this was under the purview of the FBI and their national counterintelligence officers who were there who were designed to monitor the communications of our enemies within the United States. And possibly any American citizen who decides they want to talk to the Russians for defecting or something. So this is sort of like spy guard Yeah, it is spy. General Flynn should have known that own force monitoring is a fact of life for anyone who gives consent to use any US government telephone systems or who was an employee of the United States government? This happens all the time now before you go any further John just a moment about this guy because I Watched the Milo appearance on Bill Maher we don't have to play at this very moment I'll get I'll circle back to her because I know you're on the track here

49:52 But the most interesting thing about that entire broadcast was this guy, this Malcolm Nance former NSA spy. He has quite an impressive resume and he has a book out right now as he was promoting on Bill Maher show about the hacking of the election! I mean yes... This is obviously a shill Yeah, obviously. And he's all over MSNBC This is from a couple weeks ago and then I'll get you back to yours My question to you Malcolm is how could it be possible that Michael Flynn who was former head of DIA would not know that his conversations with the Russian ambassador were being monitored? Because he's an idiot! Well I think with regards the telephone call to Ambassador Or maybe because he didn't say anything wrong Mr Kislyak its just a matter of arrogance I think they as when they took

50:44 control of the White House through the transition. They just didn't feel that anyone was going to do anything about their decision-making capacity, he just made these calls and thought he was cutting the deals that he was cutting. But stepping back to The New York Times article really quickly here because as you know I predicted all of this was going to happen seven months ago. Really? Oh, well it wasn't able to find that by the way. Even the Kislyak call? I guess so! And that this is what NSA and the FBI were doing all of this time I thought they were working on Pizzagate. It comes out to play because, you know as i know, I worked at NSA and this is not just our effort we have allied intelligence agencies that give us cues and tips as to criminality or potential

51:42 of collection power of the United States and there is nothing that will escape that. These people need to start getting lawyers, cutting deals because when we have both sides of the conversation you are going to get caught. So who's supposed to get lawyers? We already heard on The CBS Report which was the mouthpiece for the CIA That they're not going to file charges against Flynn. Well, I don't know what he's talking about now there I know what he's talking about He's talking about this other bull crap that they're in constant contact with the Russians throughout the campaign right now Now tell us story that does secondhand but I'm gonna mention we talked about after the show because I forgot to talk about during the show which is the

52:40 And this guy's waving around the Pfizer thing and we got all this power, and we can get all these details from people even though he can't stop anything. But that's okay! We got all these powers... This guy is very dramatic. This Nance. Yes So here's what Mike... It's not Savage it's the other guy The Great One Mark Levin Mark Levin has a friend who is a security guy, he's got lot of insight and information and stuff that apparently everyone should be reporting on but nobody is which is that the Obama administration according to this character had tried to get a FISA warrant to listen in tap into everything that Donald Trump was doing during the election.

53:26 The FISA court and this could be looked up. Surely surely they said no I would presume they said no They said there was just too flimsy his gig what he got on this guy well He said good things about Putin to believe so he must be doing something bad And so they said no, so the apparently a few months went by and they decided To get uh to narrow the FISA request down to two people now Let me guess Flynn and Bannon wrong Manafort and Stone, because Manafort was doing business in Ukraine. They figured there may be some shady business with him and that's about the time he quit the election campaign. Probably somebody said, hey... You're being listened to every day dude. Yeah you really need to go. And then Roger Stone of course who is nothing more than a dirty trickster.

54:19 I think he was a protege of Donald Segretti during that era of the Nixons. The Nixon era when they had these dirty tricks going on with Dick Tuck, which people should look up on Wikipedia and Donald Segretti who was Nixon's counter guy for the dirty trickster of Dick Tuck And that's where Stone comes from, and you can see his breeding because he has a lot of dirty tricks. You know what the irony is? The irony is if anyone really has been complicit with the Russians it's the Democrats! Just look at the uranium deal. I mean there are huge deals have been done with Russia between the Democrats and the Russians Yeah

54:58 Yeah, and if anybody... this whole thing is a joke. And it's a nice distraction from the Clinton Foundation who were pretty much in the hot seat for awhile there Yeah, well maybe if somebody gets a backbone in the White House or start doing some... Once they get settled which is gonna take another month because of all that what the Democrats are trying to do to them. Not to mention the media once they get settled I think they can start to turn their attention to some of these bad actors on the other side and then there are the ones who probably need to get lawyers But anyway, I found this whole thing to be...I only got one thing with Milo. Milo was on the Bill Maher show and they were trying to go back and forth but Milo was at a... Let's back up for one second. Highly anticipated well promoted by having Jeremy Scott Hill say oh I'm not gonna appear on that show if Milo is

55:57 And if it's a well promoted, I actually have HBO now or go or whatever. So I couldn't watch it live. I actually ordered HBO just to watch this night. Oh you wasted your money? No kidding 1695 big JIP Now, let me just say what happened in my opinion. I don't know where your clips are. I have a couple of clips but what happened in my opinion is Bill Maher had no idea he thought he was going to meet this crazy white nationalist racist KKK fascist misogynists racists. I agree and he's like

56:34 Well, what is this? And Milo sucked. He did a horrible job. He he did not. He was not effective at all and the whole thing was a dud. Well first of all, Milo comes out in pearls Yeah, that's I don't give a shit about that. A lot of pearls This is important He came out in a lot of pearls because like you said he expected to see some Nazi come out Yes And so it comes out with his overly done over the top too much makeup Pearls like strings of pearls around his neck and around his wrists a little it was a little much He was over-the-top gay for the purposes of being gay yes, I have never seen him dressed like this ever

57:16 And so he comes out, he's all gayed up and he makes a point of being gay. He is doing his limp wrist routine, he is doing everything super-gay to I think make a pass at Marr or bring the gayness out in Marr or bring the hate, gay hate out in Marr which has been rumored for many years Yes! So Milo just hamming it up Milo knows the audience. He's seen this show he studies stuff Yeah, and he knows he has no prayer on that show to get anywhere So all he could do is counter punch and Mara Mara wouldn't let him do it It was it was a dud because more wouldn't let wouldn't get into anything with him now I have two clips one is just To show you that classic mar religious hatred and and his anti-catholic bent

58:03 which was reflected by the audience and this little clip, which is Milo Blassa for being Catholic clip is more interesting because of the audience reaction as far as I'm concerned. In your head when you recognize that you are a Catholic... I hope you say to yourself gee! I am also capable of bullshit stupid thinking Well everyone's capable of bullshit stupid thinking Okay great! And that's okay Yeah oh yeah Oh crazy religion stupid people And so now at the end, that's bigotry right there. It's total bigotry it's beyond bigotry well can be beyond now here is the end where they actually could have had a little bit of a debate and so Mars says well I don't understand you seem like a logical guy who was normal or something and yeah I just don't see why you're on this Trump bandwagon it's idiotic and as Milo was trying to defend himself Marge

59:01 gives him the bums rush. Rules! He says, oh okay well anyway the show's over bye get out. Rules you can't make jokes about people with a- But you should get off the Trump train because Oh come on he's fabulous For a guy who loves free speech He's fabulous for a guy who loves free speech Why? You picked a weird boy No no no What's interesting about this show is that they have a thing called overtime, which I watched and overtime continues on the YouTubes. And so now we have in the panel, we have a Republican senator who was actually quite funny and kind of hung back quite a bit. Although he had a few good one-liners in there. You have Larry Wilmore and you have this Nance guy again

59:54 Malcolm Nance, who was there to obviously tell everyone Russia is shit. Putin is horrible and evil I have a book out and what happened in this overtime was mind-boggling! Besides it being uneven...I mean even if you have to say Mars on the left with Malcolm Nance Larry Wilmore, the senator. He provided some balance and who knows where Milo would fit in all this but they were ganging up on him and went to a place that I didn't expect not even from these guys. You're saying you know suggesting these people are victims of some kind of discrimination well i'm saying... Oh yeah he's starting off very interesting

1:00:35 He believes that transgenderism is a mental disorder and it's men who are confused, which of course he's saying for effect. He may believe it as well but he's saying it for effect and everyone's brain is like frying especially Larry Wilmore. You're suggesting to these people they're victims of some kind of discrimination? Well I'm saying this is a psychiatric disorder. I didn't say discrimination! This is a psychiatric disorder like identity disorder or like sociopathy or something you know I don't want these people around little girls in Boston. No, no, no here's what i'm saying this is what I said the same argument we used against gay people you should do your homework because it was wrong then and right now that's perfectly just homosexuality was called a disorder I love how the straight black guy can tell though the gay white guy about homosexuality doesn't get much better than that psychological disorder maybe you are

1:01:29 But most homosexuals are not. You know what? I think most gays have a long road to coming to terms with their sexuality and all of them end up happy about it, and maybe they treat them. Of course its the way society treats us! If society said we're fine with gay people in 1890 you'd think 90 people are going to have an issue with it? You're being very obtuse. If I can't produce a child for the person that I love, if I can't produce... All I know is this one quick question. I'm not a journalist and I may just be an old spy but you hear this guy he's a pro He knows what he's doing. He knows his place. He knows his position And he is there to slip messages into your mind continuously. Right. I may just be an old spy but

1:02:18 You were talking about confusion? Were we talking about you? What? Because you sound very confused. We're talking about people being confused about their sexuality, the position in the world... No! I mean, I've been to Port Said and Naples and you look like you've been there a few times but Now this one I couldn't figure out Have you heard of this expression, Port Said in Naples? No. Because I looked it up and it's like... It's one of those things where if you're looking for someone You're sure to find them in Port Said and in Naples Which I think- Okay thank you very much chat room Military gays Navy okay boy town got it So he's making a gay joke That's what I figured it was

1:02:59 saying, well are you confused? Because I'm pretty sure i saw you hanging around with all the gays cruising for gay sex. That's what he's saying to Milo which is an insult it's just being insulting and it went downhill from there You know I mean I've been to Port Said in Naples and you look like you've been there a few times but because you seem to be very confused about who you are and what you are. You're the one pulling the wallet out of the sleeve, huh? Yeah that's right, Chimay. No I'm- Look look look this... Sayid do you always have to fight with everybody? I don't! We were having such a nice time but you always invite such awful people on your show they're so stupid. These are not- Look at- No come on you need to start inviting higher IQ guests or this is going to be disaster. First of all these are very high. Wait hold on Bill, you can go fuck yourself alright? There it is

1:03:45 There it is. We can't win an argument, so let's just tell him to go fuck himself. Hey Larry Wilmore! Yeah there you go. You don't fuck yourself alright? I'm badass! Oh, and the audience John. They love it! If this is the face of a Nazi... If your argument is that these people are stupid... Down below you can hear the spy says, if this is the face of Nazis... If your argument is that these people are stupid You didn't hear a word this man said early in this segment because he can talk circles around your pathetic, gushy little ass for a whole minute

1:04:27 Leslie Jones is not very literate go fuck yourself again for that She's Wow and there was no the Wilmore I have to say It seems to me that because of the last show, the one that came before this where the guy on stage during the show said that to one of the guests. Yeah

1:05:04 If you remember, he just gave him the finger. Yes yes and he started doing this now Wilmore who seems to be really not his own person I think that was the green light for other people to do this And here comes the... thank you very much Here's the NSA guy Larry should we... Someone who panders to gays while taking money from Saudi Arabia? I'll take Trump any fucking day Wait! You'll take Russian spies over Saudis?! Okay thanks Actually Unbelievable. Yeah, there it was there was the permission there was their permission you nailed it yeah Permission was granted on the show and last show with this one guy at Bart Martin really put a stop to it And now it's out of control because these guys have no argument

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1:18:19 And before we continue here a little bit of Euro land news I've got plenty. I bopped on something that really was pretty evil Pretty damn evil, I think the BBC started this and it has now been propagated everywhere It's on news reports ranging from of course BBC, Sky News, Euronews. Here it is Dutch far-right politician Geert Wilders has launched his election campaign by referring to Moroccans as scum. Wilders was campaigning in a multi ethnic district near Rotterdam which is the stronghold of his Freedom Party if he becomes Prime Minister he's promised to shut down mosques

1:19:05 ban Muslim immigration and pull the Netherlands out of the EU. Look at the Islamisation, how he let terrorism into the country, how we let the Moroccan scum go ahead without us doing anything against them," he said Only in December Wilders was convicted of inciting discrimination after he led his supporters to chant that they wanted fewer Moroccans in the country The things that he's going to do make me very, very scared. People have gotten used to it and they don't protest anymore and I think it is important that you show your voice, that you don't agree with the things that are happening. And also just get into contact with people who are voting for him because I noticed today a lot of times they really don't know what their voting for." Wilders is only just ahead of centre-right Prime Minister Mark Rutte who is hoping that recent economic recovery will favour him at the ballot box

1:19:56 If he does win, Wilders will struggle to form a government. Most major parties say they won't enter into a coalition with him because his policies are offensive." Yeah it may sound a little bit familiar... Oh we're not going to work with him not at all here's the problem I have with this report The headline is Dutch populist Geert Wilders calls Moroccans scum So fortunately for this program i speak the Netherlandish And I went to see what he actually said. And what he said was, there's...I'll say it in Dutch, te veel Marokkans duik op straat which means too much Moroccan thugs in the streets. He didn't say Moroccans are scum. He didn't say- Well, I hate to stop you because I have a clip of him saying it and he says Moroccans are scum but he doesn't say Moroccans are scum. He says Moroccan scum not all Moroccans are scum

1:20:51 in English. Oh, okay well that was not his original quote where is it I want to hear that Wilders report France 24 interesting Garrett Vilders the leader of the Dutch far-right Freedom Party seemed to borrow from The Donald Trump playbook as he launched his presidential campaign in a diverse blue-collar town outside of Rotterdam. Well, but still he's not saying exactly what they're saying. No this is like Mexicans or rapists? Yeah yeah well It's to say this is the real playbook They're going after this guy and more in the same way they went after Trump the Moroccan Scum in Holland so once again Not all are scum But there is a lot of Moroccan scum and Holland who makes the streets unsafe mostly mostly young mostly young people And they are

1:21:49 They are not taken seriously. It's not the first time Wilders has spoken out against Moroccans Previous comments landed him with a discrimination conviction in December His campaign promises match his rhetoric He has vowed to close mosques and ban the Quran. He's also said he'll take the Netherlands out of the European Union, ideas that have found support among those worried about immigration and the threat of jihadist attacks. Immigration, Islam, and to defend Dutch values. Yes, the Dutch values are really what is important. The immigration is just shit now. So these are three main reasons why I would vote for PIVV

1:22:26 The elections will be Liberation Day. We'll get back the key to our own house now the keys in Brussels and it has to come back. Wielders is leading an opinion polls but if he wins, he'd have trouble forming a government major parties have already said they won't join a coalition with the Freedom Party Opponents say wielder's policies are offensive and even unconstitutional. Oh Things that he's gonna do make me very very scared I think Mr. Wilders dares to say what a whole bunch of Dutch people think and that's good, but he talks a lot provokes a lot of hatred and doesn't have a real solution The Netherlands March 15th election is seen by many as the latest litmus test for the rise in global populism after the Brexit vote and Donald Trump

1:23:15 Trump's victory in the U.S., an anti-establishment trend Wilders hails as the patriotic spring. The New World Order slash the globalist elites, the no nation, no borders people are very worried about Geert Wilders as they are about Marine Le Pen and BBC took it upon themselves to... Well I want to stop you before we go on that too because when you play that BBC report I just wanted point out is you can continue after I say this that the reports, even though this is France 24 were almost identical in the packaging. They had the same talking points they had the same oh no government will work with him he's very offensive and then they had the same one somebody coming out saying I'm scared yeah and they're gonna do the same for Le Pen as we'll hear in a moment

1:23:59 BBC sat down with Geert Wilders and just their intro alone already set you up, you knew what they were going to do. Populist parties have been growing in strength across Europe emboldened by both Brexit and President Trump. There's Marine Le Pen and the National Front in France of course, but there is a critical election before that next month in The Netherlands. Geert Wilders who leads the Freedom Party is hoping to top the ballot He wants to take the country out of the EU And de-Islamise The Netherlands with a ban on immigration from Muslim countries In 2016 he was convicted of inciting discrimination

1:24:39 The Dutch coalition system means it's unlikely Wilders will be crowned prime minister. But he could end up leading the largest party, which would chill European centrists and boost other populist movements throughout the continent Well, John Sweeney tracked him down. Yeah, he tracked him down like he's a... Like he is a dog! Yes, hunted him down like the dog that he is and they start off with the first question Is positioning this guy as enemy of Islam? When did you last go for a walk on your own? On my own well that's something like Wow, 12-13 years ago. All on my own drive a car go do some shopping or empty my own mailbox at home being in my own home is more than twelve years ago unfortunately I'm on the death list from Al Qaeda Taliban many of that kind of organizations

1:25:37 I thought it was just very interesting that was the first question to me, was just framing him as everyone hates the guy where really he's been standing up for what he believes is right in The Netherlands for over a decade and it's not been easy for him. So here comes the trick question How are we going to discredit this guy? Well, I think the BBC interviewer in question did a very good job. It didn't pan out because Wilders caught on to him but he did really good job trying to discredit his Muslim hate as focusing on the wrong thing What's the biggest cause by terror of loss of Dutch lives in last few years? Well, we were lucky not have the kind of attacks that for instance Germany

1:26:21 Belgium, France even the United Kingdom with the London attacks had. I was thinking about MH17. Sorry? I was thinking about MH17. MH17! Yes. 193 Dutch people died. They're entirely innocent in a civilian airliner that's shot down and this prime suspect is Putin's Russia Well we have to see about that i'm sure it has to be cleared and I would not bet that Russian had nothing to do with that, but still let's wait for the prosecutor who is working on it now to handle. But you could be right and I'm not ignoring that. The Russians say its the Ukrainians either way 193 people die they're Dutch and It has got nothing whatsoever To do with Muslims very true

1:27:16 And we have to see him wait. Because there are other dangers in the world out there, there's North Korea, Putin's Russia... North Korea? Yeah he was going with you're too focused on Muslims look at the real danger Putin North Korea! Oh yeah Jimmy fell down the well what are you blaming the Muslims for anything that's right. There is Putin's Russia and Islamist extremists Islamic Islamist fascists. So aren't you a bit obsessed with just one element of the spectrum here, which is the Muslim spectrum while ignoring perhaps Russian fascism? I tell you the more that we import Islam and i'm not talking about all the people...I am not saying once again that all the people are extremist people but

1:28:03 So he says, why are you ignoring Russian fascism? Are they are Russian fascists swarming into the country as refugees. I mean... No! They come in with visas and billions of rubles. They love the Russians in Holland You kidding me? That's what the economy runs on it. That's exactly what Waelder should have said Yeah, but that's... yeah He's no- I agree he should say that While ignoring perhaps Russian fascism I tell you the more that we and import Islam. And I'm not talking about all the people, I am not saying once again that all the people are extremist people but the ideology and freedom are incompatible so we are facing an existential problem here if we allow to open our borders if we allowed to ignore the problems that we're facing today let alone later in this century with the demographic situation of Africa We will cease to exist

1:29:01 Our values, our identity will not be taken away by the European Union only but by the Islamization of our society. And that does not work and I want it to be stopped! Point!" You have to understand Dutch to understand what he did at the end there He said point in The Netherlands in the Dutch language when you want to make an empo you wanna emphasize your point Annunciate the period at the end of the sentence, but it's like saying period or fact yes But he said point Point and then of course BBC wraps it up with the same old talking points you believe in the politics of identity Who doesn't well I suppose that people who believe in liberal democracy they idea that everybody is equal under the law People are equal ideologies values

1:30:00 are not equal. Religions are not equal and what I told you before, the cultural relativists people who believe that all cultures are equal are the proof of the biggest disease Europe faced in the last decades Cultural relativists who say Islamic culture is the same as Christianity allow them and don't demand from them to integrate and assimilate. This is the worst thing that has happened to us! Many Dutch find his views not just repellent but dangerous, so will Gert Wilders take power on March 15th?

1:30:38 Probably not. The mainstream parties will do their best to block him Yes, of course probably not it's just so he's ripped So say that people that come to your country should integrate because they moved to your country Yeah is repellent and dangerous is completely wrong. That's the stuff fascists are made up This is how this is our no borders No Nations guys in the BBC's all-in on this because they're run by the same people that Again, I'll just bring this up for the umpteenth time which I've been doing as a theme on this show. The rich elites... want this because they don't...because wars are the worst thing for them, because people steal their stuff. They don't want their stuff stolen exactly. They don't want their stuff stolen so they're gonna impose a new world order on everyone so they stay put and don't steal their stuff go steal each other's stuff I don't care worse with the new banking regulations They'll be able to steal your stuff across state lines well That's that's okay too

1:31:37 The elites are very worried about this and the leaders of Germany and Poland went to have a couple of talks about this. German Chancellor Angela Merkel has held talks with Polish Prime Minister Beata Szydło Both leaders say they want to deepen the ties between the two countries but Merkel says that EU can work at different speeds integration. Cooperation in new field must be open to every member state maybe one member state will say I don't like that But there cannot be exclusive clubs which are closed to others. That's the basis of our cooperation." The Polish government opposes the Nord Stream 2 project, that is a gas pipeline that Russia is planning to build for Germany but would bypass Poland and Ukraine

1:32:19 The Polish Premier told reporters, Brexit is a fact. It happened in certain circumstances and for certain reasons. We need to answer these questions and to resolve these problems appearing in the EU. Poland's position is that we should be directed towards the progress of the European Union but with respect and strengthening of nation states." So if Wilders should win, that could spark all the wrong messaging and of course on the heels of Wilders would be the French election. Exact same talking points about Marine Le Pen that you know she may make it through but not going to have enough support but we're kind of worried! I think she's

1:33:01 The reason why the French elections are probably the number one true political event of... This is a financial guy actually. This is a guy from Lloyd's private banking. 2017 because the implications are far, far reaching if she would be elected and I think there's a good chance that she will make it through the first round successfully There are five candidates two far-left candidates then obviously France,

1:33:41 of a right-wing candidate. And then obviously as we think about the longer term consequences it's not enough for her to win the presidential elections, she also needs to win the National Assembly elections in June 11th and 18th of June and only then she can actually move forward with her policy recommendations which are always very drastic so if she wants to leave the euro or she wants to leave the European Union

1:34:21 And she needs a change in the constitution because, in difference to the UK, the EU membership is actually part of the Constitution. That's true they did change that I remember that but no chance man there's no chance this sounds very familiar to me This is especially when they says they always capped. She's capped out 35 times what they said about Trump the whole time I can't do it nice cap Meanwhile despite the non ratification of the the EU. Prime Minister Volodymyr Grossman blamed Russia for the violence, a charge repeatedly denied by Moscow. This town used to be very peaceful but its communal and electric services were heavily shelled. Living conditions for the population of Antevika became appalling I've informed the president about it By now we managed alleviate the situation

1:35:32 Eastern Ukraine has seen its worst violence in nearly two years. But as the war rages, the government in Kiev is pressing for deeper ties with Brussels. We were discussing the issue of visa liberalisation and this will happen before summer. Ah, the visa liberalization. Yes! That was the first step they're just moving ahead without the agreement it's unbelievable. They've just figured that if the agreements is a formality. Exactly. They have their schedule and there is so what about these agreements we need to sign? Ah, yeah, keep going they'll get signed. Yeah, it's unbelievable how quickly they forget that we don't care about you.

1:36:23 On the heels of this, a fun YouTube video came out. Two actually of what is billed as Russian hackers but I would say it's more pranksters who prank phone called John McCain and prank phone called Maxine Waters. Yeah And I was a shunning hackers. Yeah some radio show or something yeah, it's a radio guys Just like the DJs that used to do this and out of the East Coast there's a lot sure then and it presents tremendous opportunities I thought so is so removed from what we doing radio today It is yeah, you're right so old-school. It's so 80s

1:37:04 Yeah, that no one expects to get a prank call like this. So John McCain takes the call and on the heels of that you know more fighting in Ukraine Russia's killing us these guys played right into it. Hello Mr Prime Minister how are you? I'm good thank you hello dear Senator how are you well um i've been reading about the new attacks uh in the eastern part of your country by Vladimir Putin and it's not surprising. That is why I would like to tell you thank you that you support us in so hard time, so it's really helpful for us Well, I'm putting on a statement today and letter to the President saying that

1:37:53 It's important for us to provide lethal defensive weapons to your country and do it immediately. It is authorized in the legislation we passed last year. All right, so there's McCain wanting the war. We need a bit of lethal weapons. Let's go kill some people. Let's go kill some Russians. It's a warmonger McCain caught in the act But he is also very honest thinking that the sanctions are pretty strong and will stay in place. I have to be very frank with my friend, the Prime Minister What a dick! Is that how you talk when you're a politician? You talking to them...I have to be very frank with my friend, the co-host of The No Agenda Show Yes, you do That is that I do not know what the President's going to do

1:38:43 at least in the beginning. He's not been specific, but apparently for now he is not for removing sanctions as you know we in the Senate and Congress have stated if that he relaxes those sanctions we will act legislatively That won't be easy, but we will certainly make that effort. Okay so he's saying probably can do anything but sanctions won't change... But if they do will do everything we can Mr Prime Minister

1:39:24 And then so these guys get you know, they're trying to get something funny out of them because the radio guys Well, they're trying to get something funny out of him and then they launched this one Which I liked a lot which McCain took a little seriously at the end We have information that Putin is preparing in series of compromising material for the US public that concerns you directly They are planning to spread the information that during the that you have been collaborating with the Russian secret services and that you have been recruited while in captivity in Vietnam. So, yes. Putin's about to release information that you are a Manchurian candidate and have been working with FSB and KGB all the time. But it will be soon published by Russia Today. Yes! I will look forward to that. First he is all coy like, ah... but then…

1:40:21 I thank you Mr. Prime Minister and um, I will look forward to them revealing how I was brainwashed by the uh... Interesting that the guy never said brainwashed but that's what McCain thought of Just as a point feeling how I was brainwashed by the by our North Vietnamese friends. I Thank you, mr Prime Minister and I'd be very interested actually I'd be very interested And maybe you could ask your ambassador to tell me more about that information. I'd be very interested Worried a little bit McCain

1:41:09 Now, so now these guys call Maxine Waters. Now this is so much better because she is such a moron! She is totally stupid and you can just tell the minute like oh the Prime Minister of Ukraine? Oh hello it's Maxime! Maybe I'm gonna be cut into some deals maybe he'll be a part of something You can really hear how compromise and evil these cocksuckers are Well Sweden's... Oops sorry that's not the one So sorry, pulled up the wrong one. Here it is Maxine Waters yes here we go Hello? Hello! Good morning dear representative this is Prime Minister of Ukraine Vladimir Groysman Good morning this is Maxine Waters Hello Maxine Water in her best telephone voice I'd say my mom used to answer the phone Valerie Curry how can I help you? Hello Maxine Waters are you there PM of Ukraine

1:42:13 Hello? Hello? Hello! Dear representative, this is Prime Minister of Ukraine Vladimir Groysman. Good morning! This is Maxine Waters I'm glad to hear you You know, I have good relations with Ms Clinton Do we meet here? Oh this is funny So let's get on our good side right Let's just start off talking about Clinton and see if she can open up about Hillary Of course they're good friends as you know Do we meet here? Yeah she's doing fine she has started to it's like she is coming back from you know recovering from some sickness no she's doing fine you know she's okay yeah yes she's doing fine. She has started to come out a little oh good and

1:43:03 I think she did one or two speeches and she has been tweeting. Oh, oh well She's fine that she's been tweeting. No. She's good. She's back on her telephone so he's coming back He's gonna be alright okay? Of course is going to worry about it perhaps for the rest of their life It was such an unusual situation with everybody thought that she was going to win so it's a great, great disappointment and a painful one. So she... It won't be easy to forget her always being there you know as one of the most unusual occurrences in her lifetime but she is a hero I think! She is a hero anyway! She tried

1:43:49 Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's a hero. Okay. They've got her all buttered up and then what better way to get you know someone as stupid as Maxine Waters all riled up but to say that hey You know we got proof that Putin hacked some somebody else's election system again It's many issues why I decided to call you because Russia is occupied Donetsk and they are couple occupied live off it's on the West how do you spell it maybe as you know it's a rush or Russian hackers attacked their service computer servers so it was elections in limpo for

1:44:36 so they hacked into the election system? yes, you can hear- I can't wait to get on the floor and talk about this! the election system in Limpopo. And he made his political puppets, ibullets a new president Limpopo. Yes, yes and then were they able to determine control who got elected? Yes so they changed election company there it's more uh they did more damage for them than for the US she now she's moist oh! They did even more there yeah well I think

1:45:17 Who are the experts that run that operation for them? Who was an ideologue. Who is responsible for being in charge of hacking of the election system, that caused them to win It was advisors of Putin, of course His special advisors So she's digging that. And then of course we're going to wind it up and these guys are so smart they're gonna bring in, uh... They're going to convince her of the television hacking you remember when RT all of a sudden came on C-SPAN?

1:45:54 Yes, 10 minutes. Right? So they're gonna bring that up so well we and some others want to do everything that we can so everything look you're coming to the United States I'd like to know yeah I wanted to be in the loop here I want to talk to you guys come on PM I could get maybe to London or someplace anytime soon. Oh, John just...I'll just travel to London Just have a meeting with the Ukrainian Prime Minister Yeah? Who does she work for the people of California Does she not work for you that's what they say just a little junket to london if i can make it over to to george get my hair done maybe you could meet me I want to let you know his new weapon hacker's weapon he has a new hacker's weapon okay the case uh what happens with our president? He was in his office and he watched the tv and what happened, his TV channel changed

1:46:55 by itself to Russia Today and it was interview with Putin. So they, how I don't know somehow they got access to TV lines. It happened to me too! Oh yes that happened on the floor talking and I got blacked out in Russia today with an ad came on for 10 minutes yeah that was laughing in the background terrible terrible yep absolutely and it was it was the same in ukraine. It happened with our president we tried to find out who was responsible for it because cspn manages

1:47:41 our communication system and they could not give us a good explanation. They simply said it was a technical difficulty. That's right, the one and only Vladimir Putin blocks Maxine Waters I like those guys! I like that radio show. Vinny und der Boot in Russia So I am seeing this come down is the following these guys are in Europe somewhere Yeah, and they call they just call from some line And it shows up on the caller ideas being from Russia or from Ukraine wherever and so some did as the note of credibility

1:48:33 Because obviously these people are all in the dark ages if they're not in the United States and so there wouldn't be a radio show. Do they even have radios there? I don't think so, no. And so only piece that we'd call him because of these people are so important McCain's so important Maxine Waters very important person They say oh it must be the Prime Minister gotta be him yeah So they were already immediately sold on the idea It's so easy why aren't our producers doing this The media because the media doesn't want to do something embarrass these people. That's true they need McCain McCain was of course, but our people are no agenda people you're oh yeah now They just listen us they don't wanna help I mean otherwise it'd be on C-SPAN all the time Yeah one or two guys have done it But anymore yeah, you're talking to you said some fake news is brought in this was my favorite fake new story of the week

1:49:23 This is the, I'm beginning to think and i'm thinking this way a little bit with the Flynn thing. That there's a slight of hand going on and I want to play this story but at the same time I want people to think that possibility exists that a fake memo was put out as bait Yes! I heard this actually What was the fake memo? The fake memo would be covered in this story. So play this, this is Undoubt from RT. Well the war on fake news is raging and there's a new chapter in the conflict. The Associated Press News Agency has run a story based on an American government memo it obtained

1:50:08 In it, there were calls for a number of measures including the mobilization of troops to round up illegal immigrants. Shortly after though, a Washington journalist tweeted a response he'd received from the White House saying that idea was not going to be introduced AP insists the draft memo had been circulated among Homeland Security staff for the past two weeks. But White House spokesperson Sean Spicer has already dismissed the report, adding that Homeland Security had confirmed it as quote 100% false Yeah this was a National Guard memo I think is what that was

1:50:44 Yeah, some phony baloney memo. Could have been a hoax that could have been done by the White House as bait just to see these guys run it That's what I'm starting to think. Of course! There is a lot... It's kind of funny with Mimi floating around and she doesn't listen to this show And so she missed it. We didn't talk about this on the show anyway, but she says to me out of the blue because we're watching because I'm getting clips and she's like yeah how can you watch this crap for hours on end? Yeah and So she's over getting clips as she says you know that oh that North Korean thing Yeah That was that was hilarious because it was these two It was these the two people were part of a TV stunt

1:51:26 And I said, what? I said that. What? I said where'd you get this? You know there was a hoax that went around almost immediately that the two people...the two women...you didn't get this...it's funny it floated around on Twitter and so these two women were Told to do this as part of a tea as a hoax is some hoax show and they were hired to chase the Kim Jong-un's behalf brother around with these needles or something And that was all part of us have a scan it would then they were scammed. They didn't know it was poison It was just because his TV show had had Talked them into it, but it turned out that there was no TV show the whole thing was a scheme. This is all bullcrap And I said where'd you get this story? She's on Facebook oh okay That'll explain it Before we go into our d-block just staying in Europe for one more moment Guy named Ami Horowitz has done a documentary on The refugee problems in Sweden

1:52:36 And he's getting a lot of attention. He went on Tucker show, pretty friendly I guess for this topic. Didn't need much of Tucker in his little package that i have here But let's just start, and I think he lived in Sweden for a while. And that's why he decided to do this documentary where the globalism is so rife in Sweden... John, I think you've been to Stockholm? I've certainly been to Stockholm. Oh yeah! It's a very interesting culture they do believe that they are kind of bastions of globalism, I think. You know free open... Yeah, the free... Well they are definitely pretty liberal.

1:53:14 Well, here is Ami Horowitz talking about the problem that no one really wants to discuss in Sweden. Well, in Sweden's own words they consider themselves to be a humanitarian superpower probably the only super power that they would qualify for so they feel it's their moral duty to open their borders to all and any refugees that want to come to them So you've recently spent time there. Tell me if I'm overstating this, I don't think many people in Sweden think this is working well? Is that fair to say? No it's not fair to say actually in fact most people that you ask about the refugee crisis they will say... because the reason why The reason why I did the whole thing to begin with, taking a step back was that there was an absolute surge in both gun violence and rape in Sweden once they began this open door policy. So they know that this crime is happening, they can feel it, the statistics are clear but they would refer to what's the root cause behind it? And say oh its just more, happened to be more violent men who were raping people not refugees, they'll make excuses for it. White man! The majority of population still want to have an open door policy, really confounding

1:54:18 I believe this is absolutely true. Me too, me too having been there, I totally agree and even though the statistics are there the government is not being helpful The crime statistics are the crime statistics and they're not closely held They're open to public and do show this incredible surge of violence What may actually be a problem is that often times try to cover up some these crimes For example, there's been a rash of rapes at music festivals And what happens if they would cover as far as they could the perpetrators were or if actually rapes had actually occurred. Now, obviously when you have so many people witnessing these rapes they're difficult to do and they've come out to the public but I think that's kind of what they're referring to that the government has gone out of its way to try to cover up some of these problems also something i would believe that's bad optics don't want that but the core problem is there's just no jobs it was very low unemployment in Sweden uh...

1:55:12 ton of immigrants that they allowed in and there's just not enough work for them. To the job numbers we had in the intro something like 160,000 asylum seekers only 500 wound up working in Sweden that leaves a lot of unemployed people what are they doing and how are they living? Oh, they live great Tucker. It's one of the most generous financial programs that they have in terms of the amount of money they're giving to them, the housing benefits they get, the education benefits they get, the cash benefits they get so you have these and what they really become are no-go zones. These are areas that Cops won't even enter because it's too dangerous for them. This is the policy of the National Police Authority in Sweden So they live in these enclaves which by the way are lovely their leafy neighborhoods They're beautiful apartments and they are sitting around a be right, it's difficult to get jobs There's too many of them But they have tremendous benefits there Which is why so many of these migrants aren't going to swing to begin with sounds like a bonanza to me It sounds like a winner yeah

1:56:13 And just wrapping it up, again all these problems taking place the no-go zones which I don't think any European country has actually admitted they have no go zones. But we know they're there and we just won't admit that. What's the social sanction for... Some local municipalities in London has no-go zones England has them France hasn't for sure and Belgium has them. I don't know about Holland I don't think so. Sweden for sure, but Malmo's been a no-go zone area. Malmö is still on fire. They just keep burning everything.

1:56:51 Here's the wrap-up. What is the social sanction for saying that out loud? Can you just say, this isn't working or do people come down on you for saying something like that? Oh, you can say it but your a racist! You're xenophobe right?! Your Islamophobe When I was out there, I remember when I was at this kind of swanky party in Stockholm and I started discussing what i was doing there and the entire party kinda gathered around me and start yelling to me all those things...I'm a xenophobe, I am a racist, I am anti Islamic Even though the statistics were clear about who's making, who is the perpetrators. It doesn't make a difference it's very socially unacceptable to make these kind of claims. There you go. Love the way that has worked out! Yeah

1:57:33 I mean, how it's worked out that if you're a critic of some policy or something that's going on... You're racist. ...that you will be labeled by people, by the way, I should mention in the Berkeley area where I remember when we went to Cal, the whole thing was about stereotyping people was a bad thing! You should never stereotype people But apparently it's okay to call someone a racist, which is stereotyping people. It seems to me so a critic of the situation whatever side they're on if they're a critic of the policies you stereotype them as racists which is just counter to all those preaching that went on all those years and I'm always wondering

1:58:18 It's like how the left becomes so hateful when they're the ones preaching peace and love, and no stereotyping. And it brings me right back to my old theories that people—like my mother was a good example—who constantly read books about positive thinking... You say that with such scorn! ...and talked about positive thinking never had a positive thought in their life So, as I said the same thing about copy editors. Copy editors are people who get into...I know we've got them out there and by the way, I need your help but copy editors are people that think if you'd learn everything you can about the language and how to copy edit it perfectly, you could actually be a writer. Oh yeah, oh yeah one of those.

1:59:07 the kind of thing I'm seeing here, which is that the left just keep talking a big game about peace love and understanding. And they're anything but! Yeah there's an example of that...I was on The Face Bag yesterday And there was the artist here, you remember one of the O-Bots had posted an article and the responses I'm actually looking to see if i can get them verbatim but I know what they were. The responses were basically oh can't wait until we can impeach this guy! Then the next post was yeah let's send a really hot intern in...and then the next post was yeah it'd be even funnier if we sent a transgendered in. So then I'm like okay

1:59:50 And I say, Hey do you have an issue with transgendered people? And it takes a little while. The guy comes back No! I'm just using humor to the extreme. Buh buh buh. Oh okay humor that's okay and then he comes back Well if you would listen to the outstanding John Cleese That humor heals and blah. The guy just can't admit that he was biased Yeah he's a douche And I said oh that's okay man thank you for healing the world one transgender at a time Boom head blown up done It's crazy these people. I mean, that is...I was shocked by that! Really? That's what you think is funny?! Why because transgender people are funnier than black people or gay people or I don't know? That's funnier to you? Ill. People are ill.

2:00:42 So let's listen to this little clip here because I wanted to get this McCain thing. McCain was in the big meeting, it was in Munich I think. Yeah, it's a big security conference where everybody goes. Big conference! Oh everybody is there. This is John Dickerson on CBS News talking Scott Pelley, and he mentions McCain in here. And then I have this clip of McCain that I want to play. Wait a minute. I got the Pelley thing first? Yeah, Dickerson-Pelley-McCain. Play that. Okay, I got you. Secretary nominee to withdraw didn't attack the judiciary it seems like the common denominator of Mr Trump's woes is the Constitution

2:01:20 That's right. He is feeling the constraints that all presidents feel. The problem is the Constitution? Is that what Pelley just said? Yeah, yeah. It seems like a common denominator of Mr Trump's woes is the Constitution. That's right he's feeling the constraints that all presidents feel. He's using enemy, a word Richard Nixon used but in private and you're right courts have done that and now the court has also pinched what he wants to do in the future as he thinks about what his thoughts are and Republican senators were the ones who knocked down his Labor secretary. And now John McCain is undermining the president's credibility overseas The media is a good punching bag but it also is a protected American institution

2:01:59 Yeah, sure it is. Okay so now he goes on and on and it's a weird conversation but here's McCain at that meeting this is McCain slamming Trump in Munich Significant assurances that he or she would have authorities over the personnel of the organization Also in Munich John McCain chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee said The White House is losing control I think The Flynn issue obviously is something that shows that in many respects this administration is in disarray and they've got a lot of work to do. Petraeus will meet with Defense Secretary James Madison Munich as the administration continues its search for Flynn's replacement. Yep, what is McCain doing? He's a Republican!

2:02:53 He is slamming his own president, the President of the United States who's a Republican and while he's in office McCain is making these kind of comments? This guy is terrible. He said more! I watched a lot of that conference sadly nowhere could I find apparently Bono introduced McCain and this video was nowhere to be found I want to see what Bono had to say. Nowhere to be found The only reference is when McCain started off and he started off with an inappropriate joke just like a 1962 joke Thank you again for that kind introduction, may i say trying to follow Bono reminds me of the story of the actress Zsa Zsa Gabor's fifth husband

2:03:45 who on their wedding night said, I know what i'm supposed to do. I just don't know how to make it interesting so... What? What is that joke? Well the joke was referring to him of course yeah he figures he knows you're supposed to speak up there but doesn't know what to be how to make it interesting although he did so by slamming Trump the Republican president and McCain being a Republican senator whose really working for Besides that we know who he's working for, he is working for the industrial company...military-industrial intel axis. And it just I did this McCain guy is just getting on my nerves and they keep bringing him up all the news shows there's always McCain and Graham McCain and Graham only two Republicans as you keep cropping up in all all the mainstream news especially McCain. Just wanted to listen to this complete New World Order passage from McCain speech. From the ashes

2:04:46 of the most awful calamity in human history was born what we call the West. A new and different and better kind of world order, one based not on blood-and-soil nationalism or spheres of influence or conquest to the weak by the strong but rather on universal values rule of law open commerce and respect for national sovereignty and independence indeed The entire idea of the West is that it is open to any person or any nation that honors and upholds these values. The unprecedented period

2:05:24 of security and prosperity that we have enjoyed for the past seven decades didn't happen by accident. It happened not only because of the appeal of our values, but because we backed them up with our power and persevered in their defense Our predecessors did not believe in the end of history or that it bends inevitably towards justice That's up to us That requires our persistent painstaking effort and that's why we come to Munich year after year after year.

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2:14:36 Orthodox Jews? Yes, the Erev. E-R-U-V I had no idea this was taking place! Okay... When you are an orthodox Jew you can of course not perform any duties on the Sabbath now i knew that in Manhattan on Friday elevators would often stop on every single floor automatically You could not program it because that would be not allowed under Jewish rule Ah yes, I've heard this But that is no longer necessary, certainly in New York and Manhattan as they have come up with a ruse which I think is just beautiful. One of the prohibited activities on the Sabbath is something called carrying. The rabbis realized the difficulty in enjoying the Sabbath if you weren't allowed to carry outside of the house

2:15:31 and therefore they created a construct in which the area in which the Jews lived was enclosed first by a wall or a fence and then eventually by a symbolic wall or fence, which was created by setting up two poles and a string on the top of the two poles. And that imaginary wall served to religiously enclose the neighborhood and to allow Jews to carry within that neighborhood

2:16:09 The A-Roof that began in 1999 as a small community A-Roof on the Upper West Side is now the A-Roof that encloses almost all of Manhattan from 126th Street, all the way down to the southern tip of Manhattan. The rabbi goes early in the morning on Thursday to check the entire enclosure, to make sure that the strings and the poles are all exactly where they need to be. And then he at the end of that identifies places that might need to be repaired if there is a place it needs to be repaired but I'm happy to report that our A-Roof

2:16:53 has never been down. Not after the Thanksgiving parade where some of the floats knocked down our A-Roof strings, and not even after Hurricane Sandy The A-Roof has always been repaired and ready for service come Friday afternoon I didn't know this was going on! And they're all over the world these A-Roofs That's crazy... that's...I like that That's pretty interesting. It's the workaround. It's a it's a hack. It's a life hack is a Jew hack Jew hack is what? It is Jew hack yeah, I like it very Very innovative very innovative Oh You know our president just like our previous president has a podcast I call it the Trump cast and

2:17:42 Who yeah, he's got the Trump cast so you're gonna be the guy what listening to it. I always watch the Trump casts Yeah, yeah Yeah, I picked a little bit just a short little clip out of his trump casts something I did not know uh I didn't know that we were actually in a pro woman program with I mean, this—I can't believe it. I thought that this is the most misogynistic president in history. I don't understand. Xenophobe too? Xenophobe! I don't understand. But to truly succeed as a country we must realize the full potential of women in our economy. That's why I was thrilled to host The White House Women's Business Leaders Roundtable. Very exciting great women.

2:18:27 Very exciting. The broads were off the hook, baby! This roundtable... very exciting great women as president I am committed to ensuring that women entrepreneurs have equal access to the capital markets and networks of support that they need and i mean really need and it's going to happen this is a priority for my administration I campaigned on helping women in the workforce and we are going to deliver on that promise, believe me. In fact as part of my first official meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau this week we announced the creation of the joint United States Canada Council for advancement of women entrepreneurs and business leaders actually very exciting. Joe! The broads are crazy in this little group

2:19:19 I didn't know that. I hadn't heard about this." Yeah, not gonna tell you nothing. One thing...I didn't get a clip of it but there was a big meeting and big confab they had all the governor, their senators are there from West Virginia and Kentucky and I wish again I didn't get this clip. I just realized it And it was only covered by Fox and Trump was there, and they were signing off on somehow he managed to do some sort of an executive order or something. It got to lift all the bans on coal mining in those states. Yeah. So all the coal miners are going back to work and we're gonna get back

2:20:01 burning coal somehow. And even though... Is that not possible? He tried to tear down all the coal-burning facilities in Alabama. I need to ask you a couple of questions here, so this was this was a big battleground in the election we had Trump saying hey I'm gonna get your coal back we're gonna get our coal jobs back is this not possible No, it is possible he's gonna do that. But the problem is what are you going to do with the coal? Obama did his best to shut down most of the coal-burning facilities although I guess he didn't shut that many down because they're still around and there's some on the West Coast we've got them and they're all over the place but the ones he did shutter I think can be rebuilt with this floating bed technology which really cuts down the pollution to an extreme... Is that part of the clean coal technology? The elusive clean coal technology? It's kind of elusive still

2:20:50 Yes, well, coal's dirty. It's a rock! I've always been fascinated by coal ever since years and years ago when one of the first trips that took at PC Magazine UK to the hinterlands of England where we were in some giant facility, some big castle or something It was government-owned. And they had these fireplaces, there's like four of them lined up in a row and they're all burning coal to keep the place warm and you'd go...and this is the first time I actually saw a coal fired or paid attention to one anyway. And I looked at it and said this is the most beautiful fire imaginable for having to be

2:21:29 burning in front of you. So I ended up, it turns out that this house I have here there was a coal-burning thing you can put in your fireplace so its like a It's hard to explain what it looks like, but you put it in and then you load up with coal and you light it up. I used to be able to get coal. Coal is a rock that burns and it's got to be the most miraculous thing you've ever done. And if you can start a coal-burning fire...a coal fire in this area of Berkeley, you end up…it kind of stinks up the neighborhood But nobody knows what it is. They just think of some random smell because nobody around here knows what burning coal smells like so you can burn a bunch of coaling and it's a fantastic product to burn because once you get it going which is not easy, but once you get it going It just burns and burns and burns for hours and hours and hours doesn't have to be tended I was fabulous product when I was watching the thing as a Netflix original The Crown maybe it's at Amazon original

2:22:28 And I like that. I like this period piece although, I've never watched was that Downton Abbey and or watch that But so I started watching this, Tina and I were watching this. And there was an interesting piece about...in this because it's historical is about Churchill where Churchill did not want anyone to know about the horrible weather report that in combination with the coal that was burning in London resulted in the London fog. which killed, you know like 3 000 people because the fog settled down on top of London and no one was warned to stop stoking coal fires and so they asphyxiated pretty much. Interesting story I didn't know that the London fog was related to Churchill. I didn't know it's related to Churchill either yeah it's a pretty good series I have not double checked the validity of that but it seems

2:23:24 It could be falsely accused. Could be fake news. Hey, hey well... Fake old news! Let's talk about fake news for a moment before I go Don Lemon now this looks a little better on video but the audio i'd shortened it up and it's good enough uh don lemon was talking about you know I can't even watch CNN anymore The overnight legend is talking about the cost of the Trump travel oh what a horrible man he was bitching and moaning about Obama's cost And now he has the winter White House and it's costing so much money, which is true. The valid point I don't know if it was the most important thing in the world. Um, and so we was talking to what's that guy? The black guys Paris what's his last name He's with a Trump uh, he's insider

2:24:09 I don't know. He and Amoroso are, you know like the blacks there they're the blacks inside the administration and so he says Lemons what do you think about this Paris? What do you think about this great story? Paris what's your-what do you think? I think it is fake news This is not a news story Tell me what about if its fake Paris? We're gonna go Are we going down this road again? Yeah we are Come on Paris! I wouldn't interrupt any of y'all Let me just tell you why The president is not breaking any laws and he's not doing anything. It's not his fault. Okay, Paris hold on let me ask you this No, no, no, let me finish it I'm gonna let you finish Do you actually know what the definition of fake news is? What we're doing right now? Because this is not your story That's one of the best His timing is impeccable too And more than satellite timing but what were doing right now that's fake news I'm gonna let you finish do you actually know what the definition of fake news is

2:24:59 What we're doing right now. No, okay. You are part of the fake news because you are on that part of it no fake news when you hang out let me explain to people out there watching and you would fake news is fake news fake news is when you put out a story to intentionally deceive someone and you know that it is wrong. I don't know of anyone who has put out a story in the mainstream media, that I can think of right now, to intentionally deceive anyone. Now people get things wrong sources sometimes come up empty but no one No one that I know has put out anything to intentionally deceive someone. There is nothing fake about that, please stop it with that stupid talking point that is a fake news story if you don't want to participate in the new stories on this network then don't come on and participate but do not call them fake because you don't agree with them go on

2:25:49 Don, this is a fake news story in my opinion because the underlying assumption is that... Okay guys thank you very much everyone. Thanks for watching have a great weekend good night all. Oh and then he storms off and then he just storms off the set because I just can't believe he said that. Fake News Exactly Fake News Alright, so let's talk about two worlds. Ah! Alternative universes We probably could do this forever Well... And you're the one that said let's look out for it I found one Yes i'm the one that's always seeing that Here is PBS Two Worlds intro

2:26:32 Okay, hold on. PBS Two Worlds intro? I'm excited about this! Back from a reporting trip to Texas he's here with me now so what exactly did you set out to do we wanted to talk to voters on both sides of the political spectrum So we were in Texas We went to two very different places and i asked people basically four or five six questions Identical questions in both places and as you'll see it says if voters are living into completely different worlds Let's take a look Hold On Where did the alternate universe story come from? Came from the alternate universe. Yes, we love this John all right! All right so let's start with the right... This is what part of the fake universe or the fake universe. The fake universe! The alternate universe that is the right all the I would say there would be the Trumpites okay. Belleville Texas is a small rural town an hour's drive from Houston it

2:27:27 Its streets are lined with single-family homes and locally owned shops. But a recently renamed restaurant in town has become something of an attraction, the Trump Cafe. So you changed the name to Trump Cafe two weeks before the election? Before yes sir What if Trump hadn't won the election? You know, actually we pray for God to he wins. I'm so glad he wins! I'm so glad you know? So if Hillary Clinton had won would this be Clinton Cafe? No, I will move back home Suhawa owns the place with her husband. Trump memorabilia is everywhere The big seller on the menu is the Trump burger, onion ring barbecue sauce bacon topped with an American flag As you might imagine the Trump cafe is full of trump supporters 80% of the county here voted for the president How was election night for you? Oh it was great

2:28:21 Man, I was on cloud nine. That was a Trump guy from day one Is that right? Day one Yeah, from day one as soon he said it I was like you know we need something other than a politician It goes on they talk to a million people this is long report yeah, I like it So this little town outside of Houston. So now they got to do the other side of it, which is the left, which is the other universe and golly I wonder what town... Can you take a guess maybe? What town they decided to go visit? How about Austin? Bingo! A hundred miles west and a political world apart is Austin, the state capital. A liberal outpost in this red state we visited what's perhaps Austin's version of the Trump Cafe The Bolden Creek Café, a vegetarian place in South Austin Oh this is man bun heaven

2:29:18 This is douchebag cafe, as what they should have called it. Please. The Bolden Creek Cafe, a vegetarian place in South Austin You have to like... That place was horrible! They had like... It's horrible! It's a horrible place! Man bun cafe. It's a man bun café is what it is. The Bolden Creek Cafe, a vegetarian place in South Austin Two-thirds of the county here voted for Hillary Clinton Chesley Allen is the general manager. Kind of the nexus or the heart of what people think when they think of Austin, it's offbeat, funky, keep Austin weird. That's where we are. Who is this immigrant? He doesn't he not from Austin

2:30:00 This guy is the owner, I think. Oh! The co-owner of the cafe. No he's ground zero of man bun. Funky, keep Austin weird. That's where we are. You're that's where you are The day after President Trump's inauguration, the cafe donated profits to the ACLU, the Southern Poverty Law Center and Planned Parenthood. Because I'm pretty sure that I fit almost every demographic that is going to be ruined by this administration and I feel like I have to speak out? What was election night like for you? Brutal, devastating, heartbreaking If I were to have a nightmare that night

2:30:38 My big fear with him is that he's coming out fast and hard with a lot of big stuff, but It goes on now Maybe Kim Jong-un can refocus remember he had that map with Austin on it to shoot the intercontinental ballistic missile. Really? Please bomb the man bun Now, Bomb the Man Bun. There's a... Finally the show title! It took a moment I'm there. It took awhile! I got it, I got it. Bomb The Man Bun.

2:31:20 So they had, the one thing that you kept cropping up at this place that you hate. The Boldin Cafe or whatever it is? Can I tell you about this place for a moment? Yeah, I was just gonna say there's a lot of people that are scared. They're scared. Oh jeez... Anyway go ahead and yes tell us please! You've been here in the area, your in the vicinity, you frequent this place. This is like a hippie yippee place and you go in and pay one price which is like 12 bucks and you eat whatever they're serving. And they had, you know the plates and the cutlery it's a, you know, it's just like someone, it was like being in someone's really big home and nothing matches and you want something to drink while you can have- I liked those places nothing matches. You can have water or chai. Chai? Want some chai? Not like free? I'd like a Coke. No, it's all one price. Oh, no way there don't serve coke.

2:32:11 And, uh... you know the food is bland and it's a- It needs salt. Yeah! If there is no salt we can't have salt if you sit at picnic tables and its just degenerate lame ass no good hippie yippee man bun thing and its just not good Sounds great are you kidding me? That where you go after yoga I just had some yoga and now im going to go into the balding cafe There's a lot of MILFs in there with the Lululemon outfits. Eh, lame! That's right I tell you what... Ah man the bigotry comes out in you! That's right that's right We knew it your Trump supporter I'm a Trump lover You're just apologizing for Trump screw ups Now standing up for the rights of The Trump Unexpected Whoopi Goldberg After something horrible happened this is just to show you what assholes

2:33:11 Some people can be. Tiffany Trump went to the New York Fashion Week and no one would sit next to her like she had eczema in school, remember that? In school you always have that one guy and he had not eczema... What was the really horrible scaly disease what's that? You know we have scales... Scabies? No maybe it is scabies I don't know. Yeah, there was one kid Jonathan...I remember this very well! I was five years old five or six and you do ring around the Rosie. You need that hug? Yeah you do ring around the Rosie no one wanted to hold on to Jonathan's hand because he'd be left with all these new skin just yeah leprosy it was nasty So that's how they treated her and Whoopi Goldberg comes to her defense.

2:34:07 Christina Binkley, a former Wall Street Journal columnist tweeted this picture showing the empty seats. Nikki Ogunnaike, the senior fashion editor at Elle, tweeted that the show started late because of chaotic seating changes. Snub then became the subject of discussion on Wednesday's The View. Whoopi Goldberg who has been an outspoken political opponent to Donald Trump had this to say to Tiffany. I'm supposed to go do a couple more shows? I don't know what is going to happen but i am coming and sit with you. You are always mean! I don't want to talk about your dad, but girl. I will sit next to you because i've been there where people say we're not going To sit next to you. I was-I'll find your asses and sit with them Later on that day Tiffany Trump responded to Goldberg on Twitter saying thank you. I'd love to sit with you too Oh, that's so cute Yeah, yeah That was a nice turn of events the human thing they did Can you believe that they would not sit next? Yes What that's un it's incredible

2:35:02 It's for stupid fashion! And here is the other thing. You're in the business, they say magazine editors nobody wants to sit next to you Wouldn't you want to sit next to her? Yes, thank you. If you're a journalist of any level, of any opinion... Thank you You could be lefty or righty anything in between wouldn't you want to sit next to maybe get some gossip Maybe pick up something instead of shunning her like that that is ridiculous No it's true They were worried about the psoriasis That's the word Psoriasis Oh Yeah What is it called, the agony of psoriasis? There's something about psoriasis. Chat Room knows this. It's a little phrase they use on the commercials. Oh yeah. Something of psoriasis. Come on chat room you can do it! Wow rare call out by John C. Dvorak for The Chatroom waiting for the delay and here comes...here should be the answer

2:35:58 Heartbreak, I got it. Heartbreak, yes heartbreak. I beat the chatroom. Yeah you did beat the chat room. Final clip i have for today just because it was really funny speaking of how these editors and journalists are New York Times columnist Charles Blow Oh, this guy's gone off the rails. Yeah he should be right up there with the other guy the moderate Negro what was that mediocre Negro guy? Mediocre negro yeah. Was he? It was a Lamont Hill, Dave whatever so he sees on CNN of course with Kaylee McEnany who is also on CNN and of course it's her job now she should she smart she should get something else to do in my opinion

2:36:41 And she goes off and then I mean this guy just does something that shows you the fear and the hatred of Other people in this case white people. I'm sorry, I have to say You're a longtime Trump supporter my show all the time with your response look I mean you're always very kind to me, and I'm on here a lot Can you give me a lot of time in our fair to me? Um I think some of my left-wing counterparts are very unfair to Trump I think anytime there's any sort of vagueness or gaps in the facts when there's leaks for instance they insert sinister Suspicion where it does not belong. I don't think it to you, but I do think some of my left-wing commentators who I disagree with ideologically Touched me before you said that is wrong

2:37:24 So she touched him. When she was talking. It's one of those things where you're saying that yeah, you're accepting it and probably touch them on the arm Yeah? The way women do commonly Yes! That is exactly what she did As a reassurance touch And then he... The very kind thing that you would do People do it all the time, its no big deal But this asshole says that to her for doing that?! This guy has lost it! Yeah, it's very annoying

2:38:17 Alright, I have a couple leftovers that i want to get to anyway. Actually let me look at the distance... We could almost do a clip blitz Oh! We haven't done that in awhile In fact we can because these are all shorties Okay well hold on one second We got four or five Red 33! Clip Blitz everybody! That's right John C. DeVore has got the clips to wrap it up for this Sunday CLIP BLITZ China does something about North Korea. Restricting North Korea's economic options, China the insular country's largest trading partner has banned all coal imports from North Korea for the rest of the year. This after Pyongyang launched its latest ballistic missile test a week ago Beijing has come under pressure from the new US administration to use its influence on it controversial neighbor The UN demands you North Korea stop testing missiles and end its nuclear weapon development program

2:39:24 More East Congo killings. Reports of violence in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Local officials and activists say militiamen from the Nande ethnic group killed civilians in the country's embattled east. The local representative of the governor of North Kivu province told AFP 25 people were killed overall, in and around the village of Kegala all of them Hutu civilians most were killed by machete and one woman was shot to death. NATO fees. The US Vice President told his counterparts that the alliance's partners must step up their contributions We vowed in that treaty to contribute our fair share to our common defense The promise to share the burden of our defense has gone unfulfilled for too many, for too long and it erodes the very foundation of our alliance

2:40:27 The US and only four other NATO members out of 28 meet the basic standard of payment, which is 2% GDP. Those four countries are the UK, Estonia, Greece and Poland while the other 23 countries are ignoring the so-called membership fee according to the U.S.. Last one, landslide irony. All the rainfall poured out of this public parking garage in Los Angeles This is at the Glendale Galleria looks like a waterfall In San Bernardino County tonight this landslide is the size of three football fields This is in the slide canyon area above Forest Falls The landslide is threatening four homes

2:41:13 homes and a fire station. The rain is expected to taper off over the weekend, only to return on Monday. So somebody's building houses or whatever in Slide Canyon? Yeah hello Hello, Captain obvious dangerous to build here. It says slide Canyon no it's named after Jethro Slide Oh used to live here. Oh is that it yeah sure? Sly canyons name slide canyon for a reason yeah Anyway, so they build there anyway this Los Angeles. That's my click list for the day nice one John very nice like a lot Anything to watch now there's nothing to watch I don't think

2:41:58 Yes, the basketball all-star game today. Oh that's always fun! The reason for that is because there is a situation that might occur because there are four Golden State Warriors on this team and there's this one guy who hates the Warriors He's also on the second string and they could put him in with four warriors, and everybody wants to see what happens There's a lot of feuds in that little mix Okay And this is where we get the MVP of the game and then that guy gets his own line of tennis shoes right? That's not how it works. Well They all would they've all got their own line of tennis shoes by now Is my brother from another mother in this game? Is he Steph

2:42:42 Oh, Steph Curry's. Yes of course he is the starting point guard. I got a root for my brother from another mother. He'll be playing for a few minutes. I don't think they're going to leave him in too long. Okay everybody thank you very much for your support of The Best Podcast In The Universe remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA for our Thursday show we will bring you more deconstruction trying to keep you sane your mental hygiene is important to us and we accept Medicare Damn, wouldn't that be great if we could accept Medicare? That'd be great. That would be a good idea Coming to you from the crackpot condo here in the skyscraper downtown Austin-Tejas Capital of The Drone Star State FEMA Region 6 on the map if your looking for it In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where its still not raining even though its supposed to be raining But I don't want it to rain I am John C. Duvarak We will return on Thursday right here On No Agenda Until then

2:43:42 Adios, mofos! Donate to a no agenda They give us shows week after week Donate to a No Agenda It's the show that's really unique Donate to a No Agenda Listen to John and Adam speak Donate to a No Agenda Science is turning into a clique Hello It's me, it's me. Here I sit on the stoop... Identity politics and victim of culture have taken over higher education Being a victim is the best thing you can be but identity politics and victim of culture have taken over higher education Victimhood isn't assigned by based socioeconomic status You can be in the son of poor coal miner from West Virginia And your privileged and you could be in the son of wealthy multi-millionaire But African American and your oppressed

2:45:14 I don't need politics. taken over higher education. Victimhood isn't assigned by based on socioeconomic status, you can be the son of a poor coal miner from West Virginia and your privileged and you can be the son of a wealthy millionaire but African American in your oppressed. It's fucking racism! White people give their fucking money, their fucking house, their fucking property. Liberation is not racist at all! We pay the fuck up

2:46:15 I am a preschool teacher. I'm sick. This is not a safe environment, you need to go. Stone Cold Pizza or something... I thought she was going to say Stone Cold Steve Austin but no. That's what i was thinking! I was thinking the exact same thing. Yeah that's pretty funny. Environment? You need to go. That's exactly where we are now and of course I expect her person to go home good. This is not a safe environment, you need to go

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