Episode 461 · Thursday, 15 November 2012

No-Stray Spray

A high-stakes intelligence scandal collides with European austerity riots and a Chinese leadership transition while researchers discover a chemical solution for marital fidelity.

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The No Agenda Show · No. 461

About this episode

The David Petraeus scandal deepens as new theories link the CIA director's downfall to a covert weapons smuggling operation between Benghazi and Syrian rebels. Paula Broadwell, Jill Kelly, and Natalie Kawam emerge as central figures in a narrative involving the FBI-CIA rivalry and unauthorized disclosures regarding the Benghazi annex. President Obama continues to defend UN Ambassador Susan Rice against Senate opposition led by John McCain and Lindsey Graham.

Global unrest intensifies as coordinated general strikes across Spain, Portugal, and Greece protest severe austerity measures while the BBC reports on violent clashes in Madrid. In China, the Communist Party completes its leadership transition to Xi Jinping, notably shrinking the Standing Committee to seven members. Financial analyst Marc Faber warns of a total global reset, predicting a 50% asset devaluation driven by unsustainable debt levels and market-forced corrections. Meanwhile, a massive neighborhood explosion in Indianapolis draws federal scrutiny from the DHS and NTSB, sparking skepticism over the official natural gas explanation.

Cornel West delivers a blistering critique of the Obama administration on Democracy Now, while Chuck Woolery and Miss Texas Holly Gardner advocate for the Second Amendment. The hosts also explore the scientific discovery of oxytocin as a monogamy hormone, jokingly rebranded as No-Stray Spray. This episode features executive producers Mark Dytham and Dame Astrid alongside a special report on the USS Liberty from Donald P. Gregg.


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CHAPTER 01 / 55 Discussion

Portable Microphone Setup, Road Gear Solutions

The hosts discuss their respective mobile podcasting setups, focusing on microphone boom arms and travel cases. One host describes using a Rota boom that folds into a suitcase, while the other details a more improvised method involving a leather computer case and rubber padding to secure equipment while traveling.

microphone· roadie· boom arm· travel gear· audio equipment

00:00 There is nothing I love more than you topping me. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm struggling with this microphone, I am John C. DeVore. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning... Yeah, I could hear-I thought wow we got a noisy connection but that is just you moving the mic around huh? Well the mic is uh flopping around. Flopping around and then if I let go of it its on a boom. It flies toward my head at high speeds. Ah, it has been rigged

00:50 Yeah, I have a really I have a Rota boom actually rooted. You know you familiar with roadie yeah Yeah, wrote it rodeo whatever their higher pronounced than my company Rota well they actually did I think they make mixers too that's the one that looks like the that's the one that's like the It's like a lot light thing yeah Exactly it's basically around. It's basically a lamp that they doubled the price and said they took off the lamp part and said I love this thing though because it's compacted when I do this show on the road I can just fold the whole thing up, and I put it in the in-the-show suitcase well you see so what I do when I'm on the road I take them Mike and I shove it into the into

01:38 Briefcase kind of thing right rubber, and then I just kind of push it around to those will kind of point right but what do you? What are you use for? What holds your mic when you're on the road that's why I said. I've got like one of those bags that hold computer case It's kind of a leather computer. Yeah, yeah, I unzip part at the top in the hole Like stable that's a high-tech I took pictures. I've taken pictures of this is really see I on the other hand I have left Indelible circle marks on on desk around the world people like what is this circle on the desk where did that come from? That's really strange clamping it down In the morning to you John C. Dvorak oh

02:26 Oh, well in the morning to you Adam Curry and in the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground subs in the water feet in the air and also our NOAA agenda nights who keep careful tabs on what we do on a very consistent basis. And not just careful tabs but really help us keep the show on the road as well which we highly appreciate and in the morning to all of the human resources in our chatroom, noagendastream.com and noagendachat.net who are always a source of irritation and love to have them there but they're also very handy They do keep tabs on the live show as long as the No Agenda Nazis work on the ones that are irritating then everything's good I'm glad we made that change John I'm glad we just let them all go and shoot each other in the chat room

CHAPTER 02 / 55 Discussion

No Agenda Agenda Knights, Chatroom Moderation

The show opens with greetings to the "No Agenda Agenda Knights" and the "NOAA" supporters who monitor the broadcast. The hosts acknowledge the live chatroom participants at noagendastream.com and briefly mention their hands-off approach to chatroom moderation.

no agenda· knights· noaa· chatroom· moderation

01:38 Briefcase kind of thing right rubber, and then I just kind of push it around to those will kind of point right but what do you? What are you use for? What holds your mic when you're on the road that's why I said. I've got like one of those bags that hold computer case It's kind of a leather computer. Yeah, yeah, I unzip part at the top in the hole Like stable that's a high-tech I took pictures. I've taken pictures of this is really see I on the other hand I have left Indelible circle marks on on desk around the world people like what is this circle on the desk where did that come from? That's really strange clamping it down In the morning to you John C. Dvorak oh

02:26 Oh, well in the morning to you Adam Curry and in the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground subs in the water feet in the air and also our NOAA agenda nights who keep careful tabs on what we do on a very consistent basis. And not just careful tabs but really help us keep the show on the road as well which we highly appreciate and in the morning to all of the human resources in our chatroom, noagendastream.com and noagendachat.net who are always a source of irritation and love to have them there but they're also very handy They do keep tabs on the live show as long as the No Agenda Nazis work on the ones that are irritating then everything's good I'm glad we made that change John I'm glad we just let them all go and shoot each other in the chat room

CHAPTER 03 / 55 Discussion

Apple iOS 6 Data Bug, Bandwidth Costs

A significant bug in Apple's iOS 6 operating system is reportedly causing excessive data usage and high bandwidth bills for both users and content creators. The Public Radio Exchange (PRX) identified the issue after noticing anomalies in bandwidth consumption for programs like This American Life. There is speculation that cellular carriers may be benefiting from these tracking errors.

apple· ios 6· iphone· bandwidth· prx

03:10 I'm sorry? What did we do? Well, no. When we decided it was okay for people to be Nazis and kick people out Oh yeah! No that's the way to do it And John big news It's called moderation It's called moderation in moderation Big news...I am happy to report We were right once again Once again. Well this is getting old It is but this was a very important one because how long have I been saying that iOS 6, the operating system that comes with the iPhone and the 5 and you can load on your old iPhone on the iPad's That it is broken and it is costing us money and end users money

03:55 You said this since the first day they rolled this out and it wasn't a prediction No, it was an observation of fact. It's that well It was a fact and how long but I've been bitching and moaning about it. Yeah, you have sent email money more than anyone nobody else I don't know The false data switch mother I sent emails to Apple I send emails to everyone I knew at Apple, they're like we'll see if we have a tech note on this. So finally and it and I have to give huge props to the guys over PRX the public radio exchange who build apps for a lot of the national treasure

04:36 programs such as This American Life. And well, of course what we had already seen immediately is being a small little outfit here with a couple of guys and donated labor and hardware and bandwidth from our merry crew that I guess this American life got their bandwidth bill and went holy crap something's gotta be wrong Because of course they also that's what it does what it took exactly and then but then the PRX guys have been hearing me bitch about It so they actually had to go under the hood because you know, their Apple developer So they were able to do all this This stuff in the SDK and they publish lists. And now every tech publication is going Oh boy looks like there's a big bug in I always seeks

05:25 You guys are all just huge douchebags! Douchebags, I tell you. Your copycat no work doing douchebags Sorry tech company butt-licking douchebags You don't stand up for the little guy? You're all lame. Twit Network, I'm looking at you too CNET All of you guys Next Web Pando Daily You don't do any reporting We do reporting right here on this show Well, we were the first to notice this anomaly and it was obvious that wasn't making any sense. Right But I think it hurt us severely Oh yeah a lot of people could... all they were doing was complaining bitterly To you! And emailing on the Twitter And they're emailing on the Twitter to YOU which is the best part Yeah exactly and I kept saying what are you talking at me for? I'm not in part of this part of it I don't produce this show

06:22 And besides that, you were the one who picked up on it early and started complaining. I don't know because what good does it do? You already knew it was a problem. Yeah. But I'm glad some... Well of course- It's going to resolve itself eventually. No sales will skyrocket! But hasn't been solved yet this is the problem so now everyone knows it What?! Now of course they think Apple's gonna go oh yeah thats wrong we're gonna fix it They haven't acknowledged anything. They're returning no phone calls it has not been fixed in 6.0 dot one It's still broken of course of course You know it'll be like version six point two somewhere down the line meanwhile people are losing and people in Europe and Australia And countries where you don't have anywhere a bandwidth is expensive

07:09 These people are getting huge bandwidth bills and the content creators, the little dudes like us are getting shoved for all this. So maybe it's a scheme? Yeah this is actually what VoidZero our guy he because he saw all this anomaly and he said... He actually sent me this whole email with it I'm like dude you're more crackpot than I am his idea even had better he said he thought that perhaps it was even and we think about this as possible that the cell phone companies have rigged it so that they can actually report higher bandwidth without it actually being used. And when you think about it, there's no way for you to check how much bandwidth you really used. Yeah there is some mid-level tracking applications you could put in but really? You can't really know exactly how much you use

CHAPTER 04 / 55 Discussion

T-Mobile Prepaid Plans, 4G Data Limits

A host reviews a $30 monthly prepaid plan from T-Mobile that offers unlimited text and web with a 5GB cap on 4G speeds. The discussion covers the process of ordering SIM cards online and the lack of 4G coverage in certain parts of the Bay Area.

t-mobile· prepaid· sim card· 4g· data plan

08:06 And I wouldn't put it past these a-holes. I wouldn't put it past them and if it's one good way to get you know, I just picked up by because I got a new carrier I got T-Mobile because they have us do for people out there looking for a cheap way to go and you and You want to do pay as you go? Non contract t-mobiles got the right now. I think has the best deal you get one of their sim cards for a buck And then when you install the SIM card on whatever phone you've got, uh... You can then pick from a bunch of plans. They got this one plan which is perfect for me Which is $30 a month period Unlimited text

08:44 Unlimited Internet web. Wait a minute, wait a minute... Unlimited or do they knock you down a notch after certain amount of data? They knock you down a notch after 5 gigabytes, they give you five gigabytes at 4G Oh, and then after that it's all 3G. How many Green Day albums can you download? Wait a minute let me say... wait stop! I can't get 4g here anyway so this is good. Really? That's lame. No of course not Bay Area So and then you get 100 minutes of voice now i don't talk on the cell phone that much. I don't talk on the cell phone either now. So for 30 bucks a month this is a pretty good deal It's web only You cant go into stores to get this. Yeah its only ordered online

CHAPTER 05 / 55 Discussion

Verizon Wireless Commercials, Jersey Shore Reference

The hosts critique a Verizon Wireless television commercial featuring a woman on a motorcycle. They note the irony of the advertisement referencing the "Jersey Shore" shortly after the region was heavily impacted by a storm.

verizon· advertising· jersey shore· commercials· motorcycle

09:30 I like that you know they, I don't understand why they still have that commercial running for T-Mobile. Have you seen the one with a hot chick on the motorcycle and she's counting? No, that's Sprint! No, that's not Sprint... Well see how effective is it? Wait no its Verizon isn't it Verizon? She's the hot chick And she jumps on a bike and she goes zooming around everything turns pink. How ineffective is this advertising? I think you're right, it's Verizon. It's Verizon. It has douche bags by the way! But she's counting and here's... well case in point She's driving along and says 1-2 Kalamazoo 3-4 Jersey Shore Hold on a second Jersey Shore has been washed away You might want to change your commercial

CHAPTER 06 / 55 Discussion

Credit Report Errors, Verizon Debt Dispute

One host describes a personal struggle with credit report errors involving a $560 disputed debt from Verizon and unresolved issues with Dish Network. These financial discrepancies prevented the purchase of a new vehicle, forcing the continued use of a deteriorating Range Rover.

credit report· verizon· dish network· identity theft· range rover

10:20 It's very annoying each time I hear it. Like you care? Well yeah, I'm from Jersey! Use the DVR and skip the commercial They put a bad notation on my credit report Verizon...I've never had a Verizon phone in my life And now I have like all this credit crap that I gotta fix Not that I- What?! Yeah they claim that Adam Curry owes them $560 And I wanted to see if I could get a loan to buy Ms. Mickey a car, and so went to the bank and they went no. I said why not? Well first of all you're not credible because you have no loans. Yeah okay or what do they call it? No they call it finance lines...not credit lines but had another really interesting name for

11:16 I can't remember what the name was. And then, you know, you've got a problem on your credit report like what is that? And it was something from the Dish Network which of course when's the last time I had Dish network was three years ago so God knows what that is Which, you know I sent them the equipment back and everything so i don't know what's going on with that. And then this thing from Verizon! And so then now... Now this is where the scam comes into play because now you've got to sign up for one of these $15 a month credit company things which are fronts basically for three other A-holes who are ruining your reputation The whole thing is bogative and I'm all sour on it and I am about to tell Mickey she can just stay in the stupid Range Rover until the freaking wheels fall off

12:03 It's at least a safe car. No, it's not well yeah it is cuz you can't open the door anymore So I guess that's kind of safe. You know here's got to buy another car without with cash Whatever the case is, we've got to rebuke them. There's some way around this. So I have to go and repair my credit which i've never had to deal with because I don't participate in the system? Well welcome to the real world and here's what's going to happen you're gonna be on the phone for hours and hours. If you value your time at somes normal rate it's gonna cost you thousands of dollars in your time

12:42 to deal with this. Get a speakerphone and do other work while you're on hold." Yeah, well I mean the thing is that i'm afraid of the rover because it... You know, I can wait a couple months and save up and then buy all cash out right but I'm afraid that something's going to happen with the rover and then there's gonna be like thousands of dollars just keep things on the road again. This thing is falling apart! I can feel it. It's not good Anyway, that's my problem. Don't y'all worry about me I mean imagine I could be director of the CIA now we're talking problems well Definitely I figured this one out by the way have you figured it all out? Uh-I'm Well there's to be honest about it. I find there's too many possibilities To make a decision. I am just okay. I'm just collecting collecting as much information as I can so I have been very fortunate and

CHAPTER 07 / 55 Discussion

Seven Days in May, Military Coup Cinema

The hosts discuss the 1964 political thriller "Seven Days in May," which depicts a military coup attempt against the U.S. President. They draw parallels between the film's plot involving love letters and current political scandals, though they note the movie's resolution differs from modern expectations.

seven days in may· burt lancaster· kirk douglas· military coup· youtube

13:35 Well, first of all there's one theory that came in that I liked very very much and I wound up watching it last night just to see if this could be anything close to it. It looked like we might have a movie PR moment but a retroactive one Do you or do you... Well, well listen. Well bear with me How can you say nah if you don't even know what I'm gonna say? Because you already gave it away that's retroactive and that's not the way they do it Well like could depend have you ever seen the movie seven days in May No, not really. Well maybe I don't know is it an old movie? Yes it's an old movie Yeah I saw that movie Burke Lancaster and Kirk Douglas Right right right It was a good movie! It's a great movie its on YouTube The entire thing In black & white I think yeah in black & white the entire things on YouTube I watched it last night just to make sure Its a political thriller And it so analogous except for one minor little part it doesn't end the same So analogous what happening where

14:38 There's a military coup, it was the Joint Chiefs of Staff and because of the disarmament between the Americans and Russians they want to kick the president out. Which is of course... What are you doing? I'm moving the mic around sorry! It's loud! No it wasn't. It's like the neighbors are moving their couch. Let me ask can you hear this? Yes, of course I can hear that. Yeah, let me ask you something. Can you hear this John? Can't just keep talking. I'm in good shape now okay well i want You to pay attention to what I'm saying too

15:19 So this movie is where the disarmament and military industrial complex doesn't like it. Not far from, very analogous to what we're doing now. We're talking about this new START treaty etc... So they want to have a coup with something called E-ComCon, which is the electronic communications control. And they're going to take over radio television and telephone and there's going to be a coup when they're going to get rid of the president And it's never late. They've already taken over the telephone and they take over the radio, but you're taking over tell everything about that. But our podcast so far so good right? I'm like okay this is making sense next then but here's the beauty of it

16:04 Then they obtain so this the evil guy who's going to who was leading this coup of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is general He has an affair with some With some woman and he sends her love letters And these love letters are going to be used as you know, the way to bring him down by exposing him as an adulterer So this I'm like okay. This is really good. This is here's your entire script Just wait until you're done moving whatever you're moving. Sorry were you moving again? No, that's a train the train going by very slow speeds with a lot of engines pulling a bunch of boxcars Right now where I'm seated the microphone is pointed right at the window so anything down the hill there Well, you know You might consider it being an audio show soundproofing something this happens The Train goes by so rarely yeah well it happens to happen right during my talk and

17:01 Well, I can't say that. I can't account for its great timing Okay Anyway So so I have to sit through the whole movie to find out at the end They wind up busting him another way and they never actually use The love letter so my god Oh, there goes that whole theory. I'm like that would have been perfect! What? They drew a plot point in there and they never executed it?! No they didn't... The president actually had the letters in his hand he was ready to do it but then he's like no I can do this you know like the manly way old-fashioned the old fashioned way exactly exactly I don't have to stoop to their level unlike well you know I can see the Obama administration stooping to that level but

17:42 But of course that is not what is going on here. That is not what is happening. Wait a minute, so you brought us around to this story and now it's like this was your theory but now... No! ...it's not your theory? I said- You just watched the movie and decided to throw into the show because you wasted all the time on this movie. No, I have a theory. Okay, I'm listening. I have THE theory. But I need to set you up a little bit. I need to get you groovy feeling like movie stuff. So you can feel it Alright, so there's a the way I think I found out about what is really happening here is you have to understand some other things that are happening in the world right now and the main thing is the brand-new Syrian opposition coalition which was formed in Doha. I bet you didn't even know this was going on

CHAPTER 08 / 55 Discussion

Syrian Opposition Coalition, International Aid Funding

The formation of the new Syrian Opposition Coalition in Doha is analyzed following recognition by France and Turkey. State Department spokesperson Mark Toner is criticized for his handling of questions regarding the $160 million in humanitarian assistance and the potential channeling of funds toward weapons.

syria· doha· turkey· mark toner· humanitarian assistance

17:01 Well, I can't say that. I can't account for its great timing Okay Anyway So so I have to sit through the whole movie to find out at the end They wind up busting him another way and they never actually use The love letter so my god Oh, there goes that whole theory. I'm like that would have been perfect! What? They drew a plot point in there and they never executed it?! No they didn't... The president actually had the letters in his hand he was ready to do it but then he's like no I can do this you know like the manly way old-fashioned the old fashioned way exactly exactly I don't have to stoop to their level unlike well you know I can see the Obama administration stooping to that level but

17:42 But of course that is not what is going on here. That is not what is happening. Wait a minute, so you brought us around to this story and now it's like this was your theory but now... No! ...it's not your theory? I said- You just watched the movie and decided to throw into the show because you wasted all the time on this movie. No, I have a theory. Okay, I'm listening. I have THE theory. But I need to set you up a little bit. I need to get you groovy feeling like movie stuff. So you can feel it Alright, so there's a the way I think I found out about what is really happening here is you have to understand some other things that are happening in the world right now and the main thing is the brand-new Syrian opposition coalition which was formed in Doha. I bet you didn't even know this was going on

18:30 I know what's going on, the French just recognized them. Well more importantly Turkey just recognized them so here is the and by the way when we say that we know it's going on that doesn't mean that the rest of the world knows is going on because why put that on the news? That would take away from the penis story which is too funny So here is Toner. They brought in the other guy at the Secretary of State to do the press conference because, of course, Newland is not good enough. They're walking all over her. Yeah no she's actually the B-list. She's B-list so they bring in Toner... And she deals with that one guy, Reuters' guy? Yeah Matt.

19:08 But so now we have some really good questions. Brian is piping up in the background asking about, you know... So what is this new opposition coalition and what are we doing? And how about the money? You say this is a very positive step but you're calling them legitimate representative which is what you called the Syrian National Council year ago I guess at some point you secretly delegitimize them because now they no longer were but now this one is what they were year ago And now you're talking about technical committees. for aid that you're already giving them over a hundred million dollars I think and they don't... Oh, 100 million dollars. Remember when it was like 10 or 11 or maybe 12? We got nothing but money to give away! We didn't even raise $100 million for victims of Superstorm Sandy okay and by the way it's not a hundred the guy is such an idiot toner he's going to correct him seem to be asking for first off its 160 million

20:09 What do you know man? It's 160 million. We're wasting more money than you think we are. Humanitarian assistance and as we have said previously some of that is going through international aid organizations International Aid Organizations Yeah, that we control NGOs Well yeah but what does that really mean There is only one thing happening with this money But I think we all recognize that it needs to be used more effectively, need to be channeled more effectively. You talk about that. Channeled? They're not talking about that. Well indeed they are. I mean if its a Syrian led process they're talking about... They are talking about this. They're talking about weapons and their talking about alot of things you're not talking about.

20:53 Are you just gonna... It's like two kids! Right, so obviously what is going on here is we are sending money through international organizations to get them weapons. The whole idea is to get them weapons So we have this new council and this new council includes the old Syrian National Council But it includes another 40 new dudes. Now one of the dudes who is and you have to understand that there's clans and families in the Middle East, we will never fully understand how it works as Westerners

CHAPTER 09 / 55 Discussion

Petraeus Scandal, Kawam Family Connections

A theory is presented linking the David Petraeus scandal to weapon smuggling from Libya to Syria. The Kawam family, including Jill Kelly and Natalie Kawam, are identified as potential intermediaries. The discussion suggests Paula Broadwell may have inadvertently exposed a covert operation, leading to her public discrediting.

david petraeus· jill kelly· paula broadwell· kawam family· libya

21:29 But, but these you know it's not if you have a name that name is an important name and anyone else with that name is going to be related to your tribe or to your clan. So as part of this new coalition for democratic Syria there's a puppet in there called Mohammed Kawam K-H-A-W-A-M where we heard this name before? Exactly. That is... I've heard it, I've heard it! Natalie Kawam that is the Kelly sisters the twins their maiden name is Kawam so of course we don't hear that name too often and told me about Jill Kelly and Kelly this and Kelly that but both their names are actually Kawam now the sister... Right you should remind people who Jill Kelly is

22:15 Why don't you remind everybody who Jill Kelly is? She's the one that Petraeus was apparently having meetings with and so was Allen about we don't know what. Well, they were sending emails... And she had a base pass and she was showing up all the time at every event and she looks like a spy more than anything else. What's her name? Broad... Yeah, Paula. Paula Broadwell wrote her some nasty emails which she passed off to the so-called shirtless FBI guy who's never been named. So stick with me because I'm gonna bring it all together. So Natalie Kawam was married to Grayson Wolfe

23:04 Now Grayson, so first of all these sisters are Lebanese. They're from the Kawam family So you know Lebanese... Let me see where's Lebanon? Ah gee it's right above Syria So it's all kind of in the general area Well actually Lebanon essentially is Syria Okay thank you But they She was married to Grayson Wolfe founding partner of Akkadian Ventures And if you look at his history He was Iraqi reconstruction special assistant to chief operating officer of the Export-Import Bank of America, appointed by Bush. I mean this guy is all over the Middle East involved in money running etc and military industrial complex and of course economic hitmen for the United States so these two sisters here's what i think is going on

24:01 The real victim here, believe it or not is Paula Broadwell. She's insane you know she's kind of you know she's cuckoo she's totally a fan of Petraeus maybe she blew him I don't know that if anything there was no big romantic affair going on but what have we learned? We've learned that both Petraeus and General Allen were exchanging emails with the Kellys And the way they were doing it, and we just talked about this on a previous show. They were doing it the way the terrorists do it which was unveiled as like some huge thing no one knew about when terrorists use Gmail they don't send an email to each other that is like you know I'm terrorist A your terrorist B I'm gonna write an email save in my drafts folder then you log into the same gmail account and you open up you read it and then you reply me in draft This is well

24:55 I don't, i've not heard that Alan was using that trick. Yes yes well have the reporting from it. I have the report. Okay get it okay so what is done I have a clip I have been I have the report as all in the show notes So here's what I think was going on You know, we have not seen any of the language. 20 to 30 thousand different pages of communication between her this middle-aged married two children having frumpy housefrow are you kidding me? These guys they can get the MK ultra presidential model they can get whatever they want They're not going after these women No here's what happened

25:32 We have the Kelly sisters are go-betweens to get the weapons from Libya, which is what was going on the entire time. The heavy weaponry up into Syria and they are the go betweens between the CIA who moved the crap all the time it's what they do an end military so they're communicating in the use a little bit of code like I love you Big man, gee you've got big guns. You know whatever the code is that they're using big guns and then what happens is Yes I've got a lot of big I have a large muzzle to show you. Let me show you my ammo! I'm not shooting blanks at ya, baby!" This is exactly the code that they were using and it's all about moving the guns—the big heavy weaponry now confirmed which is now in Syria What happens is Broadwell finds out about it because she's a fangirl She's like totally

26:26 She's so in love with with Petraeus somehow she finds out about it And the thing is she then says she doesn't know quite what it's going on because she's reading about the big gun and your unit and you know I'm not shooting blanks, and she's like hey bitches stay away from my guy You know did you got to stay away from the from from petraeus because you don't want to taint him or whatever. It is and And then the Kelly sisters see the problem and they get whoever their buddy is, you know the shirtless FBI guy. By the way now we know his name what a creep that guy is! That's when the whole thing starts off and of course the FBI hate the CIA and here we've got Mueller appointed by Bush

27:07 who can't wait to screw these guys over and have something over them. He doesn't want to blow up the whole weapons thing, but he does want to have something over them and so in order to cover everything up we have to... Petraeus is really being patriotic in this case, he thinks. He's saying you know what? Screw it! I'll just say that, you know we use the code. Um...I was having an affair but i was having it with Broadwell That completely makes her, you know discredits her forever She can never say anything no one will ever believe what she says and I think Right they also pulled their security clearance Well even worse than that she went jogging this was really scary She went jogging and she lost her driver's license But she lost her driver's license in Rock Creek Park

27:53 Now Rock Creek Park, if you look at Rock Creek Park this is where the intern Chandra Levy was found dead. This is where JFK's mistress was dumped dead Everyone who gets killed in DC gets killed in this park So I think her driver's license showing up there was a message Like you are...you know You better shutup or you are next! I think she's gonna wind up suicided Well, I think Petraeus could end up that way too. It could happen with both and let me just play a little bit of our buddy Judge Napolitano about the FBI-CIA war which of course we've talked about for years on this program.

CHAPTER 10 / 55 Discussion

FBI vs CIA Rivalry, Judge Napolitano Analysis

Judge Andrew Napolitano discusses the historical rivalry between the FBI and CIA, noting how post-2001 policy changes forced the agencies to operate on each other's turf. The hosts analyze Paula Broadwell's background in counterintelligence and her role in the unfolding investigation.

fbi· cia· judge napolitano· george w. bush· counterintelligence

28:38 just because he's an adulterer doesn't lose his constitutional rights and he has the right to be protected from unwarranted unjustified investigation by the FBI or anyone. A lot of elephants in this room, one is that the FBI and CIA don't exactly work well together No they have been bitter rivals since the CIA was first created in 1947 think about it They are the two most potent forces in the government outside of the military. They both possess lethal weaponry, they both frequently operate outside the law Until 2001, the FBI was kept out of foreign issues and CIA was kept out of domestic issues

29:17 President George W Bush changed that when he compelled them, didn't authorize them but compelled them to operate in each other's turf. We do not know if this is anything more than the FBI poking its elbow into the ribs of its longtime rival the CIA." Well definitely as part of that and I'm and a reminder Paula Broadwell is counterintelligence okay? This is what she is supposed to do now of course these people really are insane you look at her eye this is one of these women that I'd say a lot of men just can't resist. You know, she's got a great body you know she's just gonna rip you to shreds in the sack and I'm sure that Petraeus at one point... John come on! I mean you and I aren't like that but

30:01 You know what I mean, right? You look at her. He's like she's insane. No well she want the fitness She's like a fit for her age 40 But she probably can do more than most women ever while standing on her head I'm telling you she can she can crack your head between your thighs that you couldn't just see this is like an amazing specimen that a lot of dudes hungry crazy guys just you know can't get past but she was a fangirl but she was counterintelligence and I truly believe she didn't understand that the code the language of the emails that it really was code. I think by your thesis which i think is a decent one, its better than anything I've heard on the mainstream media or anybody else who listens to this show has to admit that

CHAPTER 11 / 55 Discussion

Paula Broadwell Denver Speech, Benghazi Annex

A speech given by Paula Broadwell in Denver is highlighted for its controversial claims regarding the CIA annex in Benghazi. Broadwell suggested the attack on the consulate was an attempt to free Libyan militia members held prisoner by the CIA, a claim the government has denied.

paula broadwell· benghazi· cia annex· denver· libya

30:44 It would make sense that she would be kept out of some of the loops, but because she was a loose cannon anyway. She's the one who dropped... I have the controversial Denver speech. This is the thing she did two or three months ago which i think also has something to do with targeting everybody and she's like blowing cover left and right talking in public about secret CIA stuff. This is, I believe this speech is why they pulled her uh you know they say they found secret documents on her computer no if you listen to this speech where she talks about the safe or the secret prison and all the rest of it which was all denied

31:22 It's obvious that she was privy to some real stuff. I mean, if she'd been working for the Russians or you know in an older era... I mean, Petraeus is obviously also needed to go because of just this speech. You can play this. And the greater challenge is that it's political hunting season and so this whole thing has been turned into a very political sort of arena, if you will but The facts that came out today were that the ground forces there at the CIA annex, which is different from the consulate. Were requesting reinforcements they were requesting it's called the Sinks and Extremists Force a group of Delta force operators are very most talented guys we have in military They could have come and reinforced the consulate in the CIA annex that was under attack

32:11 Now, I don't know if a lot of you have heard this but the CIA annex had actually taken a couple of Libyan militia members prisoner and they think that the attack on the consulate was an effort to try get these prisoners back. So it's still being vetted The challenging thing for General Petret is in his new position he is not allowed to communicate with the press so he has known all of this They had correspondence with the CIA station chief in Libya within 24 hours they kind of knew what was happening But if you remember at the time... the Muslim video, the Mohammed video that came out. The demonstrations that were going on in Cairo there were demonstrations in 22 other countries around the world tens of thousands of people and our government was very concerned that this is gonna become a nightmare for us so you can understand if you put yourself in his shoes or Secretary Clinton's shoes are the president's shoes that we thought it was tied somehow to the demonstrations in Cairo

CHAPTER 12 / 55 Discussion

Obama Press Conference, Susan Rice Nomination

President Obama's defense of UN Ambassador Susan Rice during a press conference is examined. Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham have vowed to block Rice's potential nomination for Secretary of State due to her public statements regarding the Benghazi attack.

barack obama· susan rice· john mccain· lindsey graham· benghazi

33:10 This is without a doubt and what was this thing in Denver? What that I mean, you know What the heck was she speaking at where do people get to see it like some either college or some guess something It's like a minor think tank or something but it was it was recorded So so President Obama comes out yet And this is that's why went back and I got some more kind of interesting evidence. This is real No agenda type research stuff which I think you'll like So the president does a bull crap press conference, he can't even pronounce the names of the people that's on his piece of paper. It was like Jim Maciekuski? The questions are known, the order of the questions are known it is a big set up and then one guy if you saw that I didn't make a clip of it One guy yelled out something at the end some question and the President says

33:58 Well, that would have been a great question if you hadn't yelled it out without taking your turn slave. The whole thing is bogus. Exactly as hilarious the whole thing is bogus. However, the known question of course about Ambassador Rice coming up for possible, possibly taking Hillary's spot as Secretary of State and that McCain and who is the other douche bucket? That they say we're going to block it which by the way we know is totally a total farce because the legislation has already been signed. The president doesn't need senatorial or congressional approval anymore no one's talking about that but you know we've seen the legislation that he signed

34:39 But then he, like some kind of you know knight in shining armor. He's like don't you dare pick on Susan Rice! You gotta come to me! I was like, wow! Okay so let's just listen to a little bit of that. Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graham both said today that they want to have Watergate style hearings on the attack on the U.S consulate in Benghazi and said if you nominate Susan Rice as Secretary of State they will do everything in their power to block her nomination As Senator Graham said he simply doesn't trust Ambassador Rice after what she said about Benghazi. I'd like your reaction to that and would those threats deter you from making a nomination like that? Well, first of all, I'm not going to comment at this point on various nominations that I'll put forward to fill out my cabinet for the second term. Those are things that are still being discussed but let me say specifically about Susan Rice she has done exemplary work

35:38 She has represented the United States and our interests in the United Nations with skill, and professionalism, and toughness, and grace. Now as I've said before she made an appearance at the request of The White House in which she gave her best understanding of the intelligence that had been provided to her By the way, notice he has a really noisy mic. Did you notice that during this press conference? Yeah It's kind of like your mic right now but let me just get to the point My mics as noisy is his? Yeah, you got a noisy mic today If Senator McCain and Senator Graham and others want to go after somebody they should go after me Shut up, Flayn! Alright so... You say this... Yeah, you would pick on somebody your own size Exactly So I've decided I think i should go back

CHAPTER 13 / 55 Discussion

Susan Rice Benghazi Interview, Weapons Tell

The hosts deconstruct Susan Rice's initial interviews about the Benghazi attack, focusing on her repeated mentions of heavy weaponry in Libya. They also discuss President Obama's communication with Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi regarding the coordination of protests.

susan rice· benghazi· libya· mohamed morsi· egypt

36:37 and watch that interview again, that she gave. And I will...I have to say you know she used all the right words you know to the best of our knowledgeability disclaimer i'm not a lawyer etc well she is a lawyer um You know we think that it might be something like this and then of course once she set that precedent then throughout the uh throughout the seven minutes that uh that she did in most of the news shows Um It was very- Are you eating something? Yeah I am. I'm sorry It wouldn't be so bad but you're smacking your lips. I'll take it out, okay? Throughout the seven minutes that she's on the program she then continues to talk about you know the Muslim video there's a tell and not just one but two tells here in what she said you know what we always say is Now listen to the tell and and and what she's actually saying But our current best assessment

37:39 based on the information that we have at present, is that in fact what this began as was a spontaneous not premeditated response to what had transpired in Cairo. In Cairo as you know few hours earlier there was violent protest that was undertaken and reaction to this very offensive video that was disseminated We believe that folks in Benghazi, a small number of people came to the embassy or to the consulate rather. To replicate this sort of challenge that was posed in Cairo and then as that unfolded it seems to have been

38:18 hijacked let us say by uh... some individual clusters of extremists who came with heavier weapons, weapons that as you know in the wake of the revolution in libya are quite common and accessible. And it then evolved from there. We'll wait to see what she She cannot help herself but talk about weapons, weapons. You know there's lots of weapons there I mean there is no reason for her to say this There is no reason at all for her to... As you know in the wake of Libya there are lots of weapons around Have you noticed all the weapons down there Tom? Lots of weapons! I think..I see this as a big tell on her part Now

38:58 Part two worked with the government in Egypt. President Obama picked up the phone and talked to President Morsi in Egypt, and as soon as he did that, the security provided to our personnel on our embassies dramatically increased president more than days for President. I didn't say anything about it. Morse has been out repeatedly and said that he condemns this violence. He's called off his people have called off any further demonstrations and have made very clear wait a minute his people called off the demonstrations what she said which to me we didn't notice that before which to me means he had you know the first call was hey Morsey man listen up dude you gotta get some demonstrations going need a little bit of cover for this thing we're doing in Libya okay we do it we take care of your

39:48 Right, okay. Let's stop there because again we need to revisit our thesis of the kidnapping. So what you just found there which is that these demonstrations cropped up in 21 places was apparently listening to this and deconstructing it was ordered Which means that this whole thing is... They had a number of articles came out from Broadwell's dad. Yeah, he's saying that this is something else and the truth will come out and he's angry. He's irked and thinks that there's a bigger story here which of course is our story of a kidnapping gone bad

40:39 and that's interesting, she actually... She said he called it off. That is another confirmation of what we believe to be true Not only that is a confirmation that we are the best podcast in the universe! Meanwhile just know your neighbors your friends your colleagues at work are all sitting front television going Boy, I wonder how she sat on top of him man. That must have been like cool That's all they can think about that's all that's all that is come that is it in its entirety It is so sad So sad it's a sad sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd Name the song what did that come from? That's sorry seems to be the hardest word Elton John from The Blue Moves album. I don't know just

CHAPTER 14 / 55 Discussion

Mark Dytham and Dame Astrid, Architectural Design

The hosts thank executive producers Mark Dytham and Dame Astrid, partners in a world-renowned architectural firm. They recall meeting the pair in Los Angeles and discuss their work on the Sony store and other high-profile design projects.

mark dytham· dame astrid· architecture· sony store· tokyo

41:35 At a certain point he sings that. Well... At a certain point you go senile It's happening now! Apparently before your 50 Before we continue I think we have to thank a few of our executive producers Before i go senile let's thank our executive producers You can take a pill and I'll yack away Some Hal-Dol So we got Mark Dytham finally managed to find a way around the Tokyo barrier our night. Along with Dame Astrid, who I think she's going to come in too but she came in after the midnight. Well you know they're separate entities right? Yeah they're not married! She is her own man. They are partners in an architectural firm which is considered one of the greatest in the world and if only we could

42:27 ever if we had some money we built so you have them build a couple of houses yeah I'm the only don't build as they design and design it i think that can first thing like meet with you I'm good architects they can say well this is the kind of place you'd like and then they their artists you know architect artists they are artists above high high degree high takes a lot technical expertise in some unbelievable we need more friends like this because friends like this elevate your own status Yeah, exactly. We have a lot of friends like this but these are specifically weird. I'll never forget when we were in Los Angeles and they came to town little did i know they came to town because they built the Sony store uh and they're like you know hey we'd love to take you guys out to dinner. I remember you know we were on Sony's tab. No let's hope it was.

43:23 But I remember we were like, well who are these guys? And then we went out and we're like oh my god they're so nice. Are they going to kill us? I think that was the question. You're paranoid because of your days in the disc jockey game Yeah really! Like yeah are they going to kill us that was kind of the question but no turns out there a couple of our biggest patrons and sir Mark we appreciate it does he have a note to go with this Yes, okay. Congratulations on an amazing five years not only make art you only not only make our days But you also bring us karma when we need it the most You're truly the best lifesavers in the universe I can only say is five more years five more Years five more years wishing you all the best karma Japan can offer and so cool sir mark Thank you very much

CHAPTER 15 / 55 Discussion

Executive Producer Donations, Prime Number 461

Daniel Mack from Minneapolis is thanked for a $461 donation corresponding to the episode number. The segment includes a request for a "Poop Police" sound bite and mentions the show's tracking of prime-numbered episodes.

daniel mack· minneapolis· prime numbers· donations· poop police

44:08 uh, and he'll be our executive producer for show 461. Also Daniel Mack came in from Minneapolis Minnesota nuts at 461. Ah the exclusive 461 club member very very nice! Please accept my donation for the excellent prime numbered show 461 in the amount of 461 Did we forget this? I mean we are such idiots Well when it comes to these... We don't pay attention to this we do the show did you get the calendar that our producer sent us? The spreadsheet. Oh yeah, with all the 333's and 33s. Did you put everything on it? Yeah they're lined up. We got them lined up like bucks in a row. Did you put them on your calendar? No! There are couple... Well I've got the spreadsheet, i'll do it later

44:52 Anyway, Daniel says he's digging himself out of a squire-dom in almost a night. And he has the following requests... A lone wolf tooted ahead and poop police! I think i can do this. Detective Dookie! Poop Police! SPU Special Poopers Unit Don't ask me to get a you know like the jobs job jobs. You want the poop police I'm on the case yeah, that would make sense to me and I got it for ya Now we have $300 from Diego Medina There's no note but he in the past he is in He has to go through a rigmarole to get us money. He is in Venezuela which he calls Get Monation Hugo Chavez this way why beat around the bush Venezue nuts

CHAPTER 16 / 55 Discussion

Diego Medina, Venezuela Economic Situation

Diego Medina is acknowledged for his $300 donation from Venezuela, referred to as "Gitmo Nation." The hosts discuss the difficulties of sending money out of the country under the Hugo Chavez administration.

diego medina· venezuela· hugo chavez· gitmo nation· donations

45:44 Yeah, Vin is way nuts. So anyway he's in for 300 so we'll get a hold of him. Wait a minute! Is this the same Diego? Because he's in green that usually means he's a new donor Uh, he comes in and yeah it is in green but he has been I looked him up. We have a system you can tell we have an amazing system here at the best podcast in the universe Yeah we have the guy comes on the spreadsheet in green Green yes JC uh Buzzkill Jr will put him in green to let us know that he's new donor But some of these guys they mail in checks or there are other ways they get in and doesn't show up on their Paypal account necessarily

46:25 All right, wait BB Negril hotel and restaurant a negril is in Jamaica man Oh sir Eric her thought is in Jamaica. I think so from the Bourbon Beach Hotel bar Yes in Jamaica No agenda listeners get one free night for each three paid nights at our hotel Awesome we also have an iPad wine list John's favorite. You can opt for the wine in a brown bag or not. Negril! Negril, the Paris of Jamaica I have been to Jamaica 15 times and cannot wait to return and I cannot wait to go to the Paris of Jamaica to the B&B at the Bourbon Beach Hotel. It is BBNAGRIL.COM

47:18 No, B-B-N-E-G-R-I-L. Is that what I said? I think you had an A in there. No, B-B-N-E-G-R-I-L. BBNegril dot com. Okay. Bourbon Beach Hotel! I think the name says it all. One free night with every three paid nights iPad wireless. That's 25% off of the price. It's a great deal and it is the Paris of Jamaica. Thank you. I've never even heard of Negril. Oh well Negril... oh well I have Well, good for you. Rancho Cucamonga I think it is now Yeah, yeah sure this blows my 6969 month donation streak. Oh maybe the whole thing will end today But what they heck it competes it completes my knighthood You keep assassinating the media so we don't have to and I'll continue to donate karma to my fellow

CHAPTER 17 / 55 Discussion

Bourbon Beach Hotel, Negril Jamaica

Sir Eric is thanked for his support from the Bourbon Beach Hotel in Negril, Jamaica. The hotel offers a special deal for No Agenda listeners, and the hosts discuss a potential "brew-off" competition among listener-brewers.

negril· jamaica· bourbon beach hotel· travel· beer

46:25 All right, wait BB Negril hotel and restaurant a negril is in Jamaica man Oh sir Eric her thought is in Jamaica. I think so from the Bourbon Beach Hotel bar Yes in Jamaica No agenda listeners get one free night for each three paid nights at our hotel Awesome we also have an iPad wine list John's favorite. You can opt for the wine in a brown bag or not. Negril! Negril, the Paris of Jamaica I have been to Jamaica 15 times and cannot wait to return and I cannot wait to go to the Paris of Jamaica to the B&B at the Bourbon Beach Hotel. It is BBNAGRIL.COM

47:18 No, B-B-N-E-G-R-I-L. Is that what I said? I think you had an A in there. No, B-B-N-E-G-R-I-L. BBNegril dot com. Okay. Bourbon Beach Hotel! I think the name says it all. One free night with every three paid nights iPad wireless. That's 25% off of the price. It's a great deal and it is the Paris of Jamaica. Thank you. I've never even heard of Negril. Oh well Negril... oh well I have Well, good for you. Rancho Cucamonga I think it is now Yeah, yeah sure this blows my 6969 month donation streak. Oh maybe the whole thing will end today But what they heck it competes it completes my knighthood You keep assassinating the media so we don't have to and I'll continue to donate karma to my fellow

48:21 Conniggets, Knights. It says conniggets. It's a Monty Python reference. And a douchebag call out to all the boners you know who you are Really, you can't even do 10 bucks a month? Come on! If we all did that we wouldn't have to listen to Adam trying to swoon Mickey D's and you would all be knights by now. I don't need a ring as I don't even wear my wedding rings so i'll continue to donate maybe ill get... yeah well guess what you won anyway but hang it somewhere hanging on the wall again in the next knighthood perk when they hit 2000 thanks again for the best podcast in the universe dudes

48:59 Yes, John dudes by the way I volunteer to be the official brewer Oh for the no agenda show wait a minute now. I gotta tell you it's gonna said did he send You samples? I have not received a sample No But you know you gotta be careful because we have so many home brewers that if we just pick one as the official brewer you know we're gonna Have a brew war on our hands. No. No will have a brew off ooh I like that There's no reason that we, the two of us and JC who is a complete Buzzkill Jr. is a complete beer nut and with a good palate We can determine who is going to be the brewer Okay alright If anybody wants in the competition he has volunteered already to send us brew when nobody else has Okay well I'm willing to...I am all-in for this You know who actually is really good judge? Ms. Mickey

CHAPTER 18 / 55 Discussion

Rodney Earl Gravenstein, Newsletter Improv

Rodney Earl Gravenstein of Bothell, Washington, is thanked for his donation. The hosts engage in a brief improvisational bit based on the listener's note about being too high to read the full No Agenda newsletter.

rodney earl gravenstein· newsletter· karma· improv· bothell

49:48 Because she's not, she does not like beer and so when she likes a beer then it's really good. Those types of people... Hey hey hey those types of people I know what you're saying they tend to always tend toward Belgian Beer Rodney Earl Gravenstein in Bothell Washington 222-22 ITM dudes, Rodney Earl here. This slave got too high to read the whole No Agenda newsletter but enough words jumped out at me to make sure... I realize the significance of donate to the best podcast in the universe Some hey citizen two-to-the head yay karma would do me and mine some good shout out to cousin Elise with her art at Elyse garling El y se Garlin calm and the bird jet and beady clans Jersey strong can you do the so can you do a an invitation of him reading the newsletter?

50:51 I don't have the newsletter in front of me. Well, just... you don't need the newsletter Yeah, yeah You want me to do the stone deal? Yeah exactly! We'll save it Come onnnn I don't know! Unless somebody requests it and I'm not doing when YOU request it He's like hey man, I got the newsletter Hey maaan, the slave go too high to read the whole newsletter maan But enough words jumped out at him No no no, your missing the point Don't read his note Oh, I don't have the newsletter. You don't need to actually read the newsletter you just gotta it's acting its improv Yeah, that's what it would be This is give him his call-out. What does he want? Hey citizen two to the head all right and little girl yay karma yeah Yeah well excuse me hold on a second In a karma shoot there you go Karma will you confuse me

CHAPTER 19 / 55 Discussion

International Donors, Credit and Career Updates

Donors from Florida, Wisconsin, Australia, and Pennsylvania are acknowledged. One listener discusses moving to Colombia for an SAP consulting gig, while another reminisces about the host's hair in Philadelphia.

brisbane· colombia· philadelphia· sap consulting· hair envy

51:52 I confused you all the time Jeffrey Fitz in Windermere Florida $200 without comment honcho bongs Honcho bongs really in Appleton, Wisconsin what Wisconsin nuts? Don't do it. You know I just don't abuse but see nuts I know But I'm doing this now so that you'll never want to do it again It's reverse psychology. You're trying to reverse psychology, he says thanks for a great show Brett Corbett in Hendra Queensland is also in for $200. Brett Corbett from Brisbane Australia karma and a Spanish ITM please I'm getting my cushy SAP consulting gig and moving to Gitmo Nation Columbia

52:41 uh... secret service in hookers and blow for one to two years this weekend skinny's any data or we can is going to be one of two years but i didn't put that together right next june i'll be marrying my beautiful fiance carolina over there are finally out being the right time zone to listen to the show live bar thanks for great job happy to give you that cars request you've got karma Yeah, you'll be hearing that a lot. Bruce Salkovitz in Warrington Pennsylvania $200 I just completed knighthood donation thanks for all you do typed along note with the last donation PayPal wiped it out Please give my wife and I karma we can use all we can get these days many years ago Adam was on the was they hair envy of all my friends as midlife set in big they got the band back together

53:35 When in Philly, look up Old School Rocks Philly on Facebook. Alright I'll be sure to do that. Let me hit you with some karma! You've got karma. I am the hair envy! Yeah... you still got a good head of hair Thank you So do you John My hair is thin and unmanageable. It's not that thin, we looked at your hair... We thought your hair looked pretty good you look... You looked quite good! At least I'm not bald as a billiard like some of my friends. But you actually looked quite good. We thought you looked healthy Oh yeah, that's called bronzer. Max Factor! Max Factor... The Mac line by the way is what's approaching you.

CHAPTER 20 / 55 Discussion

Value for Value Model, Female Listenership

The hosts reiterate the "value for value" funding model, encouraging listeners to support the show. They note that approximately 30% of their audience is female and promote the No Agenda Art Generator website.

value for value· donations· demographics· art generator· support

54:24 Okay, oh that's it so that'll conclude our donation or not a donation saying but our segment of executive and associate executive producer Great list yeah great list all winners And we want to thank each and every one of them I want to remind people that we have another show coming up on Sunday That needs support. So go to no agenda nation calm no agenda show calm but More importantly, Dvorak.org slash NA and channeldvorak.com slash NA if you can't get to the other site but it's running well. Yeah and I would say that if you just listen we had a good conversation about our value for value model on the previous episode just what we've done so far in this, not even hit an hour yet on the show. I think we've given you more value, more bang for your buck than you can get anywhere and i know, i know you wasted time sitting there with your mouth open going like looking at the news looking at that you know the sister in the purple, the sister in the yellow then we got the Paula chick with no sleeves she had no dress with sleeves

55:23 He's like she likes you let to show off her guns Yeah, no kidding and you just and all you're doing in most of our listeners are men probably But you know you guys are all I we got about 30% female. Thank goodness Really thank goodness. Thank goodness Yes So well We do need your continued support because it's the only way we keep the program going It keeps our rent paid so that we can continue to do this work for you to vorac org slash n Thank you to Brad Connell for the album art on episode 360 and we appreciate all of the input we get from our artists. Go to noagendaartgenerator.com You can see multiple submissions for each episode There's no copyrights on these so you can use them for all kinds of cool stuff stickers, newsletters, you know your Print it out hang it in your office And I wanted to give a little plug here for a new website

CHAPTER 21 / 55 Discussion

Daily Morse Code, Ham Radio Testing

A new website and podcast, dailymorsecode.com, is introduced, featuring content from the No Agenda Ham repeater. One host announces they are taking their General Class amateur radio license test on Saturday.

morse code· ham radio· itunes· amateur radio· general test

56:20 called dailymorsecode.com, and this is the daily podcast, it has a podcast feed! It's in iTunes even of the No Agenda Ham repeater without all the white spaces So it averages out to be like a 20-30 minute podcast and you could pick up some interesting... Is it all in Morse code? No. That'd be cool! I like this have somebody transcode our entire show into Morse code. That's great idea! And send it out CW. I love that idea, but now I wonder if I'm sure that there is way to do that automatically

57:08 with no just as voice recognition and then I know it's possible if you can get the words when we transcribe show maybe you could do it yeah if he did voice recognition then you've fixed it and then you rent I know after you get in text you can turn into Morse code right enter the whole shown the more so but I wonder how long it would take can't even get a trance to deliver this show in Morse code would be three four hours of Well, it depends. Most people can't do much more than 15 to 20 words a minute even transcribing Anyway I'm taking my general test on Saturday God willing Really? Yeah! I'll be on the HS baby 10 meters baby

57:52 You know JT65, PSK31, uh-huh RTTY, uh huh baby. Gonna hang my dipole! Just throwing out a bunch of acronyms Yeah I know exactly what i'm talking about you Of course you know what? You need to talk about it is our formula go forth and propagate it Our formula Is this we go out We hit people in the mouth Shut up Slave! Hey shit isn't

CHAPTER 22 / 55 Discussion

Indianapolis Gas Explosion, Drone Strike Theory

The hosts investigate a massive explosion in a Southside Indianapolis neighborhood that killed two people. They question the official natural gas explanation, citing the involvement of the NTSB and DHS, and compare the damage to a "Mythbusters" experiment on gas explosions.

indianapolis· explosion· ntsb· mythbusters· drone strike

58:31 Daily Morse code calm actually is quite fun. Yeah, I'm we got so we're on 900 megahertz in Indianapolis And I got people checking in all the time with that actually we should talk about this right now The so-called gas explosion Which of course you know even on email everyone's ridiculing me saying yeah because rightly So because I said it's a drone strike They still don't actually know what it is and this is no typical gas explosion if you listen to this local report of what's taking place. A better idea of where investigators are focusing their efforts as they search for answers in what caused a Southside explosion that killed two people. Sunrise reporter Chris Kirshner is live on the South side this morning, where that investigation is headed today. Good morning Chris

59:16 Good morning to you Julia. I'm actually at Smot Golf Course, why am i here? Because the clubhouse here is now the new command center for that investigation this is where what's called a new joint information and operations center is now located to help residents and those trying to help them police officers are stationed here all night long this as the investigation is slowly very slowly narrowing its focus the NTSB which spent a day NTSB, I'm sorry the National Transportation Safety Board. The guys who investigate train wrecks and plane crashes they're now in? Okay along with Department of Homeland Security. The explosion site determined it was not caused by the main gas line so now the focus according to state and local investigators is on the homes itself at the center of the investigation

1:00:06 appliances inside those homes. Citizens Energy Group maintains they found nothing out of the ordinary with regards to usage... That's the gas company, nothing out of the ordinary? ...gas at homes under investigation but the belief is that natural gas was involved only four days in. Damn that involvement of natural gas! This case is still very new and the city's new public safety director cautions There is still much work to be done. Okay, so let me ask you a question okay if you're gonna go on with this thesis which probably should be in the second half of the show at this point I got something better for that If you're going to go on with this thesis give me a motive

1:00:42 Well, before I get... So I think already gave you a motive that there are there's a lot of military installations and buildings around this exact area. So it-I think it is possible that this was a drone strike gone wrong. That so the motive Remember, it's the records. The military finance office all that stuff is up there Maybe as one person who works with the Finance Office this actual house was foreclosed It was closed up There was no one living in we've had no interviews really to speak of with any of the family members who did live in it but more importantly and I like doing this two skeptics and

1:01:18 because people always you know Pete that when it comes to mythbusters particularly people who listen to this show and like you would watch technology networks they're like mythbusters man there was myth busted It's myth busted. So the idea that a house can explode Allah born supremacy Blow up at all right right off of its foundations and ruin 80 houses in the entire vicinity is something Mythbusters tried to do and I want you to go back You can find this episode because I've linked to it in the show notes at four six one dot any show notes calm I'm gonna play you the last 30 seconds of this where they actually are

1:01:58 They took methane, they put in the perfect mix of methane and oxygen. They had fans circulating in this little house that they built Then they had a toaster as an ignition device And yeah it exploded but nothing like this Houses do not explode like in the movies because of gas leak Here's them actually copying to that at the end of episode That was fairly exciting I mean we blew out the wall I want to point out that we didn't break any glass, there was no bang. It was a whoosh and that's something entirely different than what we saw in the movie Well thats alot different also then what happened in San Mateo County when that line blew up and took out an entire neighborhood In an explosion much like the one you attributed to a drone No! I disagree it wasn't not an explosion it was a fire John It was not an explosion houses were not blown off their foundations Its not true what your saying

1:02:54 The fact that this was an ideally mixed mixture with fans and everything in the exact quantity, and that's the best we could do kind of tells you what the real deal is. It's not what the movie showed And if it was like that in San Mateo, it wasn't like it took them three weeks to figure out what it was. It's like okay gas line boom this is it here's the deal. They still have... Gas, San Bruno gas explosion kills at least 3 damages hundreds of homes and they show a fireball. Yes! Outstanding But they didn't no mention of homes being blown off their foundations. They were burnt to the ground, there was no... And this was not a gas leak of a main that exploded. John they're saying it right there! If they say it was just a house filled with gas yeah then is bogus but they're not saying that are they? I don't think so well that's what is now generally accepted. San Mateo had 30 houses burned and destroyed in a massive explosion

CHAPTER 23 / 55 Discussion

Kevin Reeves Drone Jingle, Beatles Comparison

The hosts discuss a drone-themed jingle created by Kevin Reeves, which one host compares to the style of The Beatles. This leads to a discussion about the song "Taxman" and the cultural relevance of the Beatles' discography.

kevin reeves· the beatles· taxman· drones· jingles

1:03:53 So, this was not a gas leak. The gas company is saying it wasn't the gas leak. Oh and of course you always believe whatever the gas company tells us but okay we'll just let it play out! But why- You're not gonna be able to get away with saying its nothing forever... Oh No? Well I'll get wrong about that Really?! Okay okay I'm sorry even said that Now all of this leads up to me really being angry about something else Well I think we should thank some executive producers We just did that Let's do it again. Why? Okay, go on I want to tell you why I'm angry Okay You're angry now okay Kevin Reeves made us a drone jingle right this one Yeah Which i really like and you still think is the Beatles And you don't like it by the way what no I never said I didn't Like It you all I just said it was always sound like A Beatles song why Do you not like The Beatles

1:04:56 I don't dislike the Beatles. I'm just sick of them You know a couple of them are dead right? Yeah, you know they reunite the Beatles anyway Are you telling me that you mean there's you don't like to be you don't you listen to Beatles songs I was raised with the Beatles. I've heard all the songs, they bought all their albums as they came out. I went through The Beatles thing during the era where it was relevant now is just a bunch of... It's in between that quaint antique-like quality and stuff from the 30s which is entertaining and you know it's like a car from the 70s or ugly They'll probably look pretty cool 20 more years but I don't like this moment

1:05:42 Okay, it can I just ask you do you have a favorite Beatles song? No there's actually the really alive think tax man there you go that's one that's under under you underappreciated I'm down with the taxman anyway so this song that you think The Beatles did which is Kevin Reese said to be as I said it sounds like a Beatles song someone will do it someone ripped off our whole song What someone took that bit which you know believe me no one heard this anywhere else except on this podcast Okay, that was our song and it's a little jingle and Kevin Reeves the musical genius made it for us And then some guy went out and did like a minute-long version any It doesn't even come close Come close to the talent of Kevin Reeves. He did I have to say come up with the whole lyrics? I just want to play because it is kind of funny but

1:06:36 The music isn't good, his vocals aren't good but he did have a little YouTube video to go with it with a little drone flying around in its mouth talking which is kind of fun. Or maybe it was Pakistan I promised myself to aim myself at every woman, child and man That was on my list. I don't care if i missed I'm remote control, I do what I am told By someone at a computer Obama gave me a push More than Bush and I cost millions. We're supposed to target terrorists, but not so much civilians. I don't know what to say... Whoops! Some got in my way.

1:07:24 A drone again, naturally. See I mean it is good i have to say a drone again Naturally So I like the lyrics I think its pretty funny Wow But that was that's a dilemma Well that shows our influence Thank you That's what really one I wanted to hear Yeah, we but I feel bad because if Kevin Reeves had done the whole song it would have been a lot of dynamite It would have been much better than that. But anyway so that is he's got better things to do at this time Yeah probably like make music for people he's gonna do a remake of taxman you know We're gonna get that now Tax man go again. I forget it's a text man is something there's just a really good song dig it up and maybe play bar or two even though

1:08:13 I'm trying to say, I don't even know what my favorite Beatles song is. I mean... Well it's hard because the Beatles song is more of a genre in and of itself than it is a song There's a lot of good so you know crap load of good. So I mean, I kind of like the sergeant pepper stuff was kind of cool You know yeah That's when they were you know they were kind of spacing out But if you go back a couple of albums before that the rubber soul album and the other one right well This is actually revolver there it is. Yeah right It's left and right I remember me tell you how it will be a syncopic which I like There's one for you, nineteen for me. One for you, nineteen for me? Cause I'm the tax man! Hey hey hey hey! Taxman! Yeah that's cool. No your right it's good. And curiously of course all the liberals who listened to The Beatles back in the early days when they were all smoking dope

CHAPTER 24 / 55 Discussion

General John Allen, NATO Support

NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen expresses full confidence in General John Allen despite his involvement in the Petraeus-linked email scandal. The hosts suggest NATO's support is tied to Allen's role in regional operations.

john allen· nato· afghanistan· anders fogh rasmussen· scandal

1:09:10 They are all for taxes. So the Beatles influence with that song was zero? I'd loves me some taxes! They do, they like the idea of tax tax tax tax me money. Taxing is good! As long as you're rich those bastards. I like taxing. Taxing is good. Yeah really oh well Okay, so a couple things yes please. I think we've got beaten up the thing was raised for the evening bung bunga Z But apparently still in the good graces with NATO So he's that his career is like do you want to hear the oh? You have an 8 o'clock 2 okay? What's your nato clip it just said there's just an announcement on the news that he'd been a toes good-to-go with the guy

1:09:59 NATO standing by the top US commander in Afghanistan who's now been implicated in a growing sex scandal. Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen says he has full confidence in General Allen's leadership The head of NATO has given his support to General John Allen, the top US commander in Afghanistan I love that! I love it when you play our two clips back-to-back How come its only British people who care about that? Of course NATO loves it because NATO is involved in weapon smuggling so we can take over Syria Don't you understand that you stupid idiots Before we get to, talking about the Brits. Before I get to more complicated topics... Uh-huh? ...I do have a clip that was done with Jeremy Paxson and Newsnight is on their own. Yeah, under attack! They're gonna be cooked, I believe. But but I realized that Paxton's something of an A-hole Really just noticing this now are you John? Well I guess i'm slow on the draw when it comes to this so he had Conrad Black

CHAPTER 25 / 55 Discussion

Conrad Black vs Jeremy Paxman, US Justice System

A heated exchange on BBC's "Newsnight" between Jeremy Paxman and former media mogul Conrad Black is reviewed. Black criticizes the American justice system as a "fascistic conveyor belt," citing high conviction rates and the disproportionate number of incarcerated people in the U.S.

conrad black· jeremy paxman· newsnight· incarceration· justice system

1:10:56 The Canadian publisher was thrown in jail in the US. Why was he thrown into jail? Well, it's just kind of explained here because he got caught up and according to Black there is supposedly some corruption or violations of some corporate laws or it's you know he was stealing money supposedly and it all seemed bull crappy to me but listen to him go off on Paxton who tries to keep slamming him with this criminal that keeps calling him a criminal and a felon It is the opinion of a judge. And you have been convicted! Will you stop this bourgeois priggishness? What's bourgeois priggishness, you're a criminal! No I'm not a criminal! Do you think a British court would behave like this? Wait a second... Would throw 17 counts racketeering money laundering all of this

1:11:47 have all of the threat everything the supreme court equivalent in this country and denouncing the lower court judges as he gets the infirmity been dead a lot of telling them to dismiss understand what was legal uh... i'd uh... everything i did was legally didn't misunderstand any but it was a smear job for me is that because ninety nine point five percent of prosecutions in the u s are convicted the whole system is a fraudulent fascistic conveyor belt other crop prison system Let me tell you something. The 5% of the population of the world are Americans, 25% of the incarcerated people are and 50% of lawyers are 99.5% conviction rate. This sits very long... 6 to 12 times as many incarcerated people per capita as Britain Canada Australia France Germany or Japan how do YOU explain that?

1:12:33 I don't think i have to answer that question. Well give it a try! Why? Before you accuse me of being a criminal, give it a try You are a criminal, you're a convicted criminal No, your fool Your just a gullible fool, your a priggish gullible british fool who takes seriously this ghastly american justice system that any sane english person knows is an outrage And your mother wears combat boots dude Wow Was this, you got video of this? Yeah. I was on Newsnight that's pretty priggish what does priggish mean? Priggish is like, just imagine folding your arms or being a woman folding your arms and then taking your one hand in the folded arm to your throat and closing your collar real tight around your neck and then pursing your lips and then looking over very small granny glasses and saying stop that! You just reminded me of something when you said that

1:13:25 I've got it, I think Petraeus dies by auto-erotic asphyxiation. No! Please... Like hanging in the closet from his belt with his boots on. It's not... They wouldn't do that. Priggish A person who demonstrates an exaggerated conformity or propriety. Prigg. Prigg? Well that's just a prigg We want priggish It means you're prig-like. Apparently, priggish is not a... Oh yeah, priggish. Here we go. Priggery, priggish, priggishly, priggishness. Hmm. Irritatingly arrogant smug manner. Yeah I got it okay thank you well uh what was the other thing he said that is the

1:14:13 American, the criminal court conveyor belt of... Oh it was a good line he had there. There's a lot of good lines in there I mean it is worth playing again at the end of this show even though we have to end this show It also true! I mean it is 100% sure Yeah well and like his numbers 5 percent of the world are Americans 25 percent of all prisoners in America or I'm sorry 25 percent of all prisoners in the world are American Do we rock or what dude? And 50 percent of all lawyers in the world are American And they're in DC. They're all over the place. That's so sad. Yeah, do we rock or what? Do we... Do we kick ass or what? Imprison everybody! I was like hey, I'll tell you what uh... Shut up, Ray! Let us throw you in prison because I'm a lawyer! I studied! Studied to be a lawyer! That is too funny. Good clip. I liked that

CHAPTER 26 / 55 Discussion

Donald P. Gregg, Email Security Incident

One host recounts helping former Ambassador and CIA station chief Donald P. Gregg and his wife Meg resolve an email hacking incident. The story details the process of providing remote technical support to the 84-year-old statesman.

donald gregg· cia· south korea· hacking· tech support

1:15:05 Might even get clip of the gay but I'll- Clip of the gay? What are you calling Paxman anyway? But it will be posthumously depending on what else we have here later on in this show. There's a lot of good stuff, a lot of good stuff. Oh! I almost forgot to tell you that I spoke with Uncle Don. Oh, Uncle Don... Yeah so for those who are new to the program, Uncle Don is Donald P Gregg G R E G G He has a wiki page and he does have a wiki page so I feel that you're not really being improprietary of your being. I think you're okay to tell people that discussing him like you do yes, and he is probably the one of my favorite

1:15:50 One of the main men in my life, I would have to say is a favorite of mine. He's now 84. Um he was ambassador to Korea his wife uh Meg just fantastic statuesque woman if you want to see old school American political patriotic people they're it and he of course was a CIA big station chief and then he was OSS yeah this major league guy and i still that we've discussed this before He passes away in the next decade. Of course, you never know I go to 100. I think this shows off the air. Yeah he's basically protecting us from keeping the show on the air exactly that or Maggie I think Meg I was just about to say so I'm dying of course

1:16:39 you know, to ask him about the Petraeus thing because when we were there last year I said what do you think of Petraeus? And Don said no. I think he's a good guy and I think he'll do the... But don also loves drones and everything but on the other hand Don long time Republican He served under Bush Senior as National Security Advisor He converted became a Democrat and voted for Obama in this election as well I believe. He hasn't confirmed that but i believe So, but you know you can't just like... You don't call up the CIA guy and say hey how about all that schnozzling that's going on? How funny is that! What's true. It just doesn't work that way okay. What's true. Doesn't work that way so all of a sudden I get an email

1:17:27 From another now he has his own email account which is funny enough He has a gmail account, which of course it's just the company email. It was like no big good one Yeah, I think that there's some truth to this absolutely true It's just the come you know it's just as open as any other Pentagon email would be But they have a combined account which Meg uses and all of sudden I get an e-mail What? Well that sounds like that Dropbox theory. That's how they communicate with each other! No, I think they just talk to each other. Oh well that would work... But you know we really love them and my uncle Don he loves Mickey. He is like when he met her the first time which was weird because of course he knows my ex-wife he walks in the room he goes who is this ugly? You know kind of broke the ice it's like dear ugly person who are you

1:18:20 He loves Mickey to death and you know when the power went out we, you know We called them and made sure they were okay because yeah Even though he's you know like he's had Uzi under his coat You know, he still is 84. You know someone needs a look after him so I'm looking for a way to talk I get the email from their combined email account But it's an email like promote you promoting Viagra It's a spam email with Viagra They've been hacked? Yes That's hilarious. So I email back and say, hey Meg Don looks like you might have picked up a virus somewhere along the line if you need any help getting rid of this just let me know i'll be happy to help you out so I get an email back almost immediately

1:19:07 And it's like, thank you so much. I've gotten emails from several people and I'm so embarrassed and this is... It sucks! You know? I don't really know exactly what to do. And it's one of these things that are amazing to me because my uncle who was literally a NASA rocket scientist, Renny, Ren Curry, you can look him up too, Ren Curry He literally is a rocket scientist He could help them, but no one has apparently thought to just say hey do you need a phone call or something to walk you through it. Not even their own kids so I'm like yay! I've got my excuse So i get on the phone with Meg

1:19:44 And she's really thankful. We go through a couple steps and we change her password, run a virus scan... When you're doing this with older people no doubt it is kind of like you're in the tower talking to the stewardess trying to help her land the 747 But she's good because what you know I could say the most important thing Meg is whatever you see on the screen read it to me don't click anything so she was I mean come on. She's a spook wife. Yeah, get to the point. She got security clearance anyway You know and but then they're older so they get on the phone together he picks up the extension you how old?

CHAPTER 27 / 55 Discussion

Pete McCloskey, USS Liberty Revelation

Donald Gregg shares a story about Pete McCloskey visiting George H.W. Bush. During the anecdote, Gregg allegedly claims that the Israelis were responsible for sinking a U.S. ship in 1967 (the USS Liberty), which the host interprets as a coded message regarding the Gulf of Tonkin and false flag operations.

pete mccloskey· george h.w. bush· uss liberty· gulf of tonkin· israel

1:20:21 And so the extension yeah, so they're running a scan and it's taken like 15 minutes and you were talking house Mickey in there though House Christina, and then it's like okay. Well You know this is gonna be a while by the way You could have gotten more information out of him obviously if you run a slower scanner Well, it was 60 well So it's like 16 17 minutes now And you know we're running out of things to say and I'm just about to launch into it I'm about to say hey Don And then Meg says, well tell you what. When the scan is over I'll call you back. I'm going to get off the phone now Don wants to say something to you. So i'm like okay and so now I'm ready right? He says Adam as a reward for your helping us out I am going to tell you a story

1:21:07 Now, this is his literal words. And so this means a couple things one get a freaking piece of paper and pen right now is what that means you don't want to miss a word so I was actually at the computer so I was able to jot stuff down two it means you ain't asking any questions he's going to tell me your story and that's gonna be it Right? So I'm not gonna get a chance. It's not a dialogue! This is not a dialogue, 3 it's probably going to be funny but most importantly you've got to write everything down because his stories or when he communicates with me and I think I forwarded you a couple emails there's always something there's a coded message

1:21:47 You just gotta find out what it is. Actually, you never sent me anything from him as a matter of fact for John. The Bobby Inman stuff? Yeah I have! Oh the Inman stuff yeah and of course he's trying to get you to meet Bobby Inman by my thesis... Right anyway so let's just leave- And by the way you have yet to do that okay So i'm going to tell you this story which ends up as an Uncle Don funny joke But then I'm going to go back and tell you what he actually told me. So John, if you figure it out halfway through don't say that I know what it is because you'll probably figure out the message that he gave me." So he said well... You know, I talked a good buddy of mine Pete McCluskey

1:22:31 And Pete and I met each other on a war criminal tribunal for some Vietnamese. You know, Pete's the real deal he says this is no nonsense you know highly decorated naval guy marine you know this is a real American so don't say anything because I know your googling it but you probably already know the name So Pete McCluskey calls me up. Pete's going to Texas and he wants to drop by former President Bush, meaning Bush Sr., and he needs his number so of course my Uncle Don gives him a cell phone number because my uncle don can pick up the phone and call bush

1:23:11 and he goes out to Houston, and he visits with the president and Barbara for about an hour. The president is not doing well by the way. The president has Parkinson's and can't walk anymore so probably doesn't have that much longer to live actually is kind of half of the message I got. So he was telling me about this McCluskey guy You know, this guy he was a real go-getter. In 1967 when the Israelis blew up one of our ships you know he blew the whistle on that. This guy is no bullshit! He's a real American and so he wants to say hi to the president and he goes over there and has lovely visit with

1:23:49 with the president and his wife, and then before he leaves he puts something in the President's hand as he shakes his hand. And it is a little refrigerator magnet and the magnet says Jesus loves you everybody else thinks your are an asshole. That is a good one! That is a good story because how many guys can do that to Bush Senior? Now I go back what did he just tell me so Pete McCluskey did you look him up by now John or know who he is Pete McCluskey. Well, I'm assuming it's the ex- he used to be a House of Representatives guy and Marine. Yeah so he actually ran... He used to be from California if i'm not mistaken. Yes he is and he actually ran against Bush I think. He tried to kick Bush out at one point but listen to what my uncle just told me. He said in 1967 the Israelis blew up one of our ships and he blew the whistle on this whole thing

1:24:45 What my uncle just told me there is the biggest conspiracy theory on the interwebs anywhere known as the Gulf of Tonkin. The Gulf of Tonkin when the USS Maddox was sunk by a torpedo supposedly from a North Vietnamese submarine, that's what started Vietnam. That's what started the war it was a false flag operation. Well no the war was going on At the time, and it was starting to wind down and we were losing interest in it. And it didn't get beefed up until that That was actually the trigger point that made the war out of control The war was in progress at the time. And for many many many years It has been disputed that it was a North Vietnamese torpedo For uh

1:25:35 Yeah, probably. I think it was during the Nixon administration that it was revealed that the thing was a fake Right So I just liked that my uncle kind of offhandedly said The Israelis did it The Israelis did it That's what he told me He said when the Israelis blew up our ship And I'm like Wow! Thanks You just gave me like the Gulf Of Tonkin He said literally and I wrote it down

1:26:11 He said, and Pete blew the whistle on that which is known as the Gulf of Tonkin... Hold on a second. There's a name for it. He wanted to recall... Let me just see if I can find it here or is it? Yeah he wanted the repeal of the Gulf of Tonkin resolution that allowed for the war in Vietnam according to the Wiki page So what was not... It was the Israelis! Nixon I guess or Kissinger

1:26:53 would make sense, you know called up whoever was running the show at the time. No this is during the Johnson administration those guys were not in the picture at that level all right it was their Democrats Right but he but you know this is basically 67 I mean there's... He says it's in..I wrote it down! In 67 when the Israelis sank our ship and started the whole Vietnam thing This what he said Wow right It was the Liberty, I think not the Maddox. The Liberty. Well when something was shit sunk it was a big deal? Yeah yeah so to me that was like... So either A he wanted to give me this that was my reward like hey by the way Golf of Tonkin told a false flag here you go boy! Go pack and see if you can do that one. Okay we already know it's a false flag okay go on with your interpretation what he actually said but if you go to the wiki page You know it doesn't actually state outright That the Israelis did it and we knew it

CHAPTER 28 / 55 Discussion

Coded Messaging, Israeli Involvement Theory

The hosts speculate that Donald Gregg's anecdote about the USS Liberty was a deliberate "bomb" intended to signal Israeli involvement in the current Petraeus scandal. They discuss the nature of intelligence agency communication and the possibility of meeting Pete McCloskey in the Bay Area.

david petraeus· israel· intelligence· coded messages· pete mccloskey

1:28:01 Well, go on. Do you have any more to say about this? I'm reading the chat room. The chat room is like they're saying Tonkin was 65 or what was 67 then? I don't know what 67 wasn't that Tonkin is when it was in the Wiki page do think that maybe he's not telling you did this story that everybody because I am NOT buying it You know, maybe the Israelis had something to do with the Benghazi situation. You think that he's saying... well see this is where I was going. He's transposing. He just telling some story dropping in some weird bomb. Thank you! This has nothing to do with... This is why I'm couldn't... Why? The whole chatroom trying not to look at it because they're missing the whole point

1:28:42 They're missing the entire point. That's what I think is the message here, I think you're exactly right Israelis somehow are involved in the Petraeus thing in one way or another and I don't understand how but he wouldn't be telling me this story and dropping that in there for no reason because these agencies... A piece of very questionable fact These agency guys they leave nothing open for interpretation Now if you along with that if you see now what's going on with We you know we had to find McCloskey I believe he still lives in the Bay Area Yeah, does he does okay? I betcha. I could go meet have a meeting with him Oh really well tell them uncle Don said hey Then they'll shut up Talked to him with this are dropping names forget it

CHAPTER 29 / 55 Discussion

Gaza Airstrikes, Media Staging Allegations

The hosts analyze media coverage of Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, specifically the assassination of a Hamas military leader. They question the lack of direct video evidence for many reported strikes and suggest that some footage, including drone video, may be staged or manipulated.

gaza· hamas· israel· cnn· wolf blitzer

1:29:41 Anyway, okay. So But you know if you see what's happening right now Actually I'll play this clip and then and I'll tell you and now I'm just becoming suspicious of everything I'm hearing dramatic video just that we're just getting into here in the situation room from the Israeli military showing a deadly air strike taking out the head of Hamas's military wing commander in Gaza. The attack which killed nine people and wounded 35 others was the first in a broader Israeli assault on targets in the region several other strikes have occurred as well all this in reaction to hundreds of rockets coming into southern israel from gaza let's turn to our senior international correspondent sarah seider she's in jerusalem for the latest uh... sarah what are we seeing here is this the beginning of a new war so his question is really the one that i'm asking what are we seeing here okay so what we have seen by the way waited on called on say nineteen sixty seven he did specifically that would be the israeli war

1:30:44 Why the Israeli wars took place in 67? Okay, so the 67 is also code but let me continue because I think this is relevant to it. I think it's a thing It's relevant. I think you're right So here we have these railies all of a sudden We have not actually seen anything we so we hear about Missile after missile and we've seen a drone video of a car exploding which is, we are being told that there was the founder of Hamas in the car. This is all that we have seen. Wolf Blitzer asks the right question what are we seeing? Report after report I get the same thing listen to the words and tell me what you're seeing or hearing

1:31:29 Alright, we are standing now just above a Gaza and you can see God. She's in front of the green screen by the way This is bullcrap this is green screen behind there has been air strike after air strike after air strike air strike All these air strikes which we have no video as we were coming in crossing From the southern Israel side of the border into Gaza We ourselves witnessed three air strikes three air strikes we witnessed it ourselves But we forgot to turn the camera on on hearing no video. Israel we now know that there are three people who have died in this is the whole, this is what the entire reporting is here's another one. Young children but we should talk about the leader of Hamas' military wing because he wasn't just a leader of Hamas' military wing but he was also a symbolic member of Hamas one of the founders of Hamas. So you're just telling us and showing the B-roll

1:32:34 of Wag the dog John this is made up. I mean sure there's always rockets going back and forth I'm not gonna say because I don't want a million Israelis yelling at me on Twitter, and then I met that I hate Jews No But why am I not seeing any of what you're talking about now? Here's what bothers me very similar to your concerns although. I didn't take it in a wag the dog level I have a couple of clips

1:33:20 which is similar to the clip you have, but I got mine from Russia Today and Al Jazeera. Which I got a lot of stuff from and it is Hamas military guy blowing up Hamas military guy play that. Okay hold on. And its military action will continue including a possible ground offensive from Gaza City John Donison reports For the people of Gaza tonight It looked like war And as in most wars, civilians caught up in the violence. The impact of Israel's military might and the first target today was the biggest This was all that was left at Ahmad al-Jabari's car Hamas' most senior military leader hit by an Israeli airstrike As he travelled through Gaza City

1:34:13 He was 46 years old. He died instantly. Hamas, which governs in Gaza sees this as a major provocation. Our Zionist enemy will God willing pay a price for this cowardly assassination because he was one of our most exceptional leaders. Ahmed Al-Jabari sat at the top of Hamas's military wing the al Qassam brigades Tonight the Israeli military published this image of the man it blames for a string of deadly attacks The army released video footage of him being tracked and then the moment when his car was hit. Yeah, yeah exactly So I'm looking at this and I'm seeing the circle around this car It looks like it had to either be taken from a jet or

1:35:00 No, no it's a drone. It's a drone or helicopter but I think it's a drone. A drone or helicopter could be overhead doing because we've seen helicopter footage that looks similar to one of these machine gun drones. It looks like drone video and so they got the little thing now first of all Why did they release this, the picture of the circle and the drone thing? It's kind of giving away something. I don't think... What was the point in releasing it? And then they show the explosion. The circle and the drone! I love that show title. They put on a list quick before we forget and the so they show that video and then they showed a thing blowing up and which all seems to me to be staged in some funny way. And we don't even know that maybe this guy was an agent, and it was extracted and there wasn't even him in the car. In fact, there could be a Google car for all we know driving down the street. We do not know anything.

CHAPTER 30 / 55 Discussion

Stargate Studios, Green Screen Technology

The sophistication of modern green screen and virtual set technology is discussed, referencing Stargate Studios' work on shows like "The Walking Dead" and "Episodes." The hosts suggest news networks like CNN use similar high-end effects to simulate on-location reporting.

stargate studios· green screen· visual effects· walking dead· cnn

1:35:55 But the best thing is like, Iron Dome. Remember the Israeli Iron Dome? That apparently is stopping all the rockets that's why we have no video of anything coming into Israel because iron dome is stopping all the rockets but if you know and she saying I'm standing here in front of Gaza and I can see his blue screen her hair is waving...I can see it's blue screen but that's okay CNN does this. And by the way while your making that assertion well your making that assertion I want to point out something JC pointed out to me earlier You have to go to Stargate Studios or actually look up star gate studios in Google so you can get the sub sub some of the sub Pages I should own this and when your and your spare time click on show demos gives me what's spare time?

1:36:42 What's spare time? I'm talking to the listeners, not you. Oh okay yeah show demos. Go to Stargate and just show demos and look at some of these things in fact there is a number of shows that we've watched. I can see it right now! This is great These it's amazing what they can do is what you guys are out of control They have we watched them two years now of a show called episodes. A very funny comedy that's on Showtime and apparently everything the whole thing is fake yeah, and I you can watch that show if There's no way you would think that this is some of the finest green This is not the bullcrap green screen that people do with you know a TriCaster or something that they're fooling around with it in the office. At Mevio, this is like unbelievable Material oh yeah I mean even I've seen ugly Betty stuff They've done and that's pretty good cuz they just put in whole cities whole skylines whole streets

1:37:44 And of course, you know whole desert scenes. You know the Walking Dead I think these guys do yeah The Walking Dead Oh yeah, now this is... people really have no idea how sophisticated it is but then yet want to... all you have to really do is just put it on YouTube and decrease the resolution and it's totally believable. Right, give us shaky cam and blurry. By the way Buzzkill Jr., here in the back channel, is saying November 2nd 19... we're going back to Uncle Don's messaging November 2nd 1967 U.S President Lyndon B Johnson

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1967 Public Broadcasting Act, Iran War Propaganda

The hosts link the 1967 Public Broadcasting Act to a historical effort by Lyndon B. Johnson to unite the public behind the Vietnam War. They theorize that current escalations in Gaza are a "fractal" of this history, intended to build momentum for a conflict with Iran.

lbj· corporation for public broadcasting· vietnam war· iran· hamas

1:38:20 held a secret meeting with the group of the nation's most prestigious leaders, so-called wise men asked them to suggest ways to unite the American people behind the war effort. They conclude that the American people should be given more optimistic reports on the progress of the war Then on November 7th Lyndon B Johnson signed The Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 establishing the Corporation for Public Broadcasting our national treasure by the way LBJ from Austin Texas I might point that out as well the fun-loving Austin, Texas So I think yeah the PB or your national treasure was in PR put together so they could promote the Vietnam War war. So if we follow the logic if we follow the logic of what happened in November Of 67 the code being given to me about 67 about the Israelis. I think that We're seeing a fractal

1:39:18 Because this you know, this may be just a big bullcrap startup to get the Iran attack going That could be this I mean to me. It's like you know Hamas and so the gates of hell have opened okay So they get and you know, this is what someone has said The only person I heard say it was the douche on CNN And then I haven't seen Ivan use I've seen a statement a web page a PDF video nothing But okay that's what they say The Gates of Hell have been open Israel and of course Hamas isn't known to be a front organization for Iran

1:39:53 So perhaps what we're being told here is the Israelis have just pulled the false flag to promote the war effort against Iran with its surrogate Syria, of course. But really Iran is the big prize which we know from the West Clark 7 to be fact. Holy crap! What does CNN showing right now? Ooh, portray a sex scandal. Yeah there you go You tell me ladies and gentlemen, you tell me where the value is okay? I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda Imagine all the people who could do that Oh yeah that'd be fab

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Listener Nicknames, Mic Check Donations

The hosts process various listener donations, including a "mic check" themed contribution. They address pronunciation corrections for the Gigliotti family and discuss a listener's suggestion for survival gear ahead of the "Mayan zombie apocalypse."

gigliotti· mic check· mayan apocalypse· donations· karma

1:40:35 All right. So we have a few donors for the show, 461 and want to thank each and every one of them. Corey Gigliotti Port Coquitlam now didn't we do this last time? You butchered my name in the alias because sometimes we get a crossover when I do because of the download, but let's play it. You got one two three four five i'll try again after you butchered my name again by an alias But finally got the city right okay as a man supported by a woman in return for his attentions or a male escort

1:41:13 Hopefully I'll land that dream job someday. Okay, I got it. Oh hold on a second because of the name. Giglio- gig- uh- gigolo- gigglioti That's what it is. No, it's giglo- jigglyotie Jigly-jigglyotee. Got it! Gary, okay we get the joke Okay, sometimes we're not you know right on top of no. We're not looks like a real name gigly out there Giggly out given the Gigliotti family makes a great ravioli. We're not spring chickens You know My mom uses a chicken she's now spring chicken. You know she does bring chicken what?

1:41:54 So anyway, it's future night. Did she say it with that voice too? Yeah! She's gonna strike you from hell man. She's gonna throw a thunderbolt on your head. Oh she probably not in hell...she's in limbo Hopefully I'll land that dream job someday Parliament mumble toot of the head little kid yay people like that combination Yayyyy You've got karma. Alright, alright it's what you ask? Ask and thou shalt receiveth. Rodney Staben or staben, staben Houston Texas 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 to mic check mic check Adam and John I'm surprised you let this one slide Oh I hate it when people say that! I can't believe you missed this man

1:42:48 We miss him all the time. Yeah, we do. Here it is November already and you didn't come up with a mic check donation! 1-2-1-2-1-1-2 2-2-2... 2-2-1-2-1-2 So it's actually one two two two two one two yeah you hit that T so get that T. And and it can only be a check you can't do it through PayPal Ah, uh-huh. Got it up the ante. It's not official until you do the 1 2 1 2 2 to with a check for the check and mailing addresses at the bottom of the last letter and otherwise also not official it's also on the website Dvorak org slash na The looming Mayan zombie apocalypse must have you worried Adam keep the faith in use this to get some chow for the judge may I suggest that Corbin 300 grain JSP

1:43:42 Think I have a box of those they're peppery. They won't turn down that sweet karma loving they are I'll give you some sweet karma lovin my friend yeah, they are peppery aren't they you've got Karma I love gun talk. That's nice David McNally in Rome Texas $100 no comment if there is I'll dig it up later Kevin doozling in Ottawa Ontario a hundred dollars greetings from Monterio Ontario nuts or Ottawa Ontario nuts Canada, I'll keep this short so there's a better chance of you guys reading my jingle requests as I was hoping for a live version of the

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Atlas Shrugged Jingle, Cotillion Etiquette

A listener request for an "Atlas Shrugged" jingle leads to a discussion about the difficulty of reading Ayn Rand's work. The conversation shifts to "cotillion" classes where children learn formal manners and dancing.

atlas shrugged· ayn rand· cotillion· manners· singing

1:44:22 Atlas Shrugged jingle with Adam singing Atlas shrugged followed by John chiming in by Anne Rand in the whiniest voice he can muster. This would please me to no end and might even make a good show opener All the best, we don't need these sorts of suggestions. All the best from me and my wonderful fiancé Emily who still loves Adam's smooth and sexy radio voice. Oh yeah baby alright I think this is a very good idea. Headless Shrugged by Anne Rand That was so bad! Your singing sucks Well yes it does You know you could take lessons? Uh i'm taking dancing lessons right now

1:45:12 Oh brother. What do you mean oh brother? Can you dance, can you do the Texas two-step, can you do the Roomba, can you do the jive huh huh huh When I was a kid they taught us dancing when i was like in second and third grade it was part of the curriculum in American school system we learned all the dances tango mambo everything that was available then You know what they have here the kids go to...oh come on what's the word John where you learn manners and learn how to dance Come on, finishing school. No no no it's like a it's like after-school manner school finishing schools. Oh, yeah, so it's a different word It's the different word something with a C Like all the kids you go to it You know what I mean? It's like and then they go and then they learn how to introduce themselves To two people and they and they learn how to babe That's exactly right Hey peaches

1:46:04 30,000 emails was the giveaway. Sweet peas! Nobody ever asked how do you write 30,000 emails? Anyway... I only say that because it triggered the thought that he kept putting sweetheart Alan in their e-mails which is code for something Oh yeah of course its code for something oh its um Castille Castillian Castillian Castillion Yeah Castilian I think Cotillion Cartillion Cartillion oh thats the pageant people Honey, boo the cotillion that kept the cotillion cotillion. Yeah, yeah for the pageant That's what people involved in those idiotic pageants you know that tiara No it's just this is the kids the boys go to it cotillion. Yeah sure they do Hey, babe I have a request an important request It would be very helpful void zero mr.. Oil get mostly whatever if we could shorten the

CHAPTER 34 / 55 Discussion

Sir Joe the Dish Slave, Ozone Nightmare Podcast

Sir Joe the Dish Slave is thanked for a $100 donation celebrating the 300th episode of his own podcast, Ozone Nightmare. He requests karma for a family member facing surgery.

ozonenightmare.com· podcasting· surgery· karma· donations

1:47:00 length of delay between when we speaketh and people receiveth because I mean now people are saying cotillion in the chat room it's 30 seconds later it's not helpful we got to figure out how to shorten that time. I don't think you can yeah well when on Leo show is like thirty, thirty milliseconds he's able to do it! It's about two seconds but he has cash fly all right back to the cotillion no more cotillion is good I won't say anything that will get me in trouble. Sir Joe the Dish Slave, Stockton California $100 Hey guys Joe the dish slave here. Sir Joe to you. Sir Joe but he says he's Joe Yeah but i'm saying sir. Sir Dish Slave With a hundred The donation is a celebrity donation Celebratory Donation for the podcast hitting Celebrity Celebrity yeah thats what he wanted to say Celebrity Donations for the podcast hitting episode 300

1:47:57 What? His ozonenightmare.com podcast, his podcast Oh his podcast! He's celebrating, congratulating himself by giving us money We like that idea Yes we think it is a great idea OzoneNightmare.com, mark our milestone I felt like needed to throw some value for value your way also some recent karma I asked for came through from my family so I'm rejoicing to request them for my listeners with a family member facing surgery hope this helps them as it helped our family Absolutely! It does seem the work. It's crazy karma. You've got Karma Crazy Karma In fact, yeah I do. In fact i got that from uh... Okay let me just continue and talk about this after Im done What? What are you saying Well I had a uh... Let me just get to it in a minute Okay its alright whatever you want to do Its I go the new machine Oh! You got the... Are you on it now? What do you think So far so good

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Sir Gerlach, Mac Pro Equipment Donation

Sir Gerlach is thanked for donating a Mac Pro desktop to one of the hosts. The discussion covers the host's need for a reliable video editing machine after a previous computer failed and their reluctance to visit the Apple Genius Bar.

sir gerlach· mac pro· video editing· equipment· genius bar

1:48:59 We'll talk about it with Sir Jeffrey in Alamo. He sent you the new sheet, was Mumble pre-installed? No I went over there to get it and he says that he's got...and I was going to score this but I said you know this is typical of me not being greedy but its typical of me kind of thinking I'm gonna do something that I just know I'm not gonna get around for years. I actually get most my projects done Okay, so I went over there. So this is sir Gerlach we have him as a he's already in night And he's gonna get another night for putting machine together oh nice

1:49:49 And now, uh... for whoever wants it for him. So he's got- I go over there and pick up the machine and he's got He builds- he likes building machines! He's got a bunch of them laying around Wait a minute this is another kid plane? I mean we already dealt with your machine that was a kid Oh no this is- you see what is wrong with you?! Don't the better much better machines that you can fly with people who build their own airplanes, and I don't like this Machine either because it was probably I'm gonna. It's gonna stay on the ground as an object of art alright So are you on them so your now for a ham guy? Was getting his general This is lame thinking people have sent me emails what is wrong with that guy All right, so are you on the machine now oh

1:50:34 Yes. It sounds dynamite. So anyway, so he has it that this would just he's got a machine is it a laptop or desktop to desktop? Desktop with terabytes of data. Nice. Nice. So he's got a machine Mac Pro with a quad in it Intel and he says you know I'm going to ask out if he wants this because I've got a newer one with my God are you kidding me and mine just The one that I edit the big book show just crapped out. This is like 8 years old this one, which I stole from Mevio by the way. I thought you had a new one! This can't be eight years old... You picked it up two year ago No, the one I took from Mevio? I took three years ago and it was already- Okay. I thought you bought a brand new one from scratch. Nooo, noooo

1:51:21 Oh, you just grabbed one of the clunkers? No. I said, I need to edit at home and I think you should send me some important gear. Remember when they kicked me out of my condo...I remember that the company had a condo in San Francisco and like well we can't afford that anymore so you got to get out And they just unceremoniously while i was living in London moved all my crap out and threw it in the basement in Meveo So then when I moved into San Francisco and when we had the place that was torn down That's what a horrible life I've had when the when we were kicked out under eminent domain. I moved my stuff from the mevo basement there and I said oh, and i'm gonna take this machine It was a quad core with two you know with the ups backup and everything so this thing well it's not eight years old it's without a doubt it is five years old and it's You know it just it's old now

1:52:11 Anyway, so well anyway. He says yeah you can ask ask Adam if he wants this machine Yeah, and I said you know I could I need a video editing Really? Well that's what I said. I didn't say I was gonna do it But then I said to myself John yourself just so we're not gonna build a video editing Studio in like they'll take you five years the best laid plans yeah, I could put up a green screen I can have a whole I can light it just So anyway so I said okay. Let's be realistic sell John self

1:52:55 to self, John, to self. Just be realistic you're not going to build anything for years You haven't even finished two or three projects that your backed up on Really? So mention to Adam does he want this machine That's what Girl Like asked and I said so now i'm bringing it up That's very kind and I think you want to miss yes, so he'll ship it to ya. I love it Thank You sir Gerlach that's Debbie awesome are you kidding me just yesterday? I turned the machine on and And it won't boot up It's like the fan is going you know like I don't know what's going on with it and once a Mac doesn't want to start up

1:53:31 That's pretty much it. Then you gotta go visit the genius bar, really? These are the guys that won't even believe me when I'm telling them their iPhones are sucking everyone's data plans dry. I can't deal with these people. Once a Mac is broken is broken. You got to kind of give up on it so that would be completely awesome absolutely do we have an alright so that's done this is undeal fantastic thank you where were We were on the donation segment, which we're now turning into. I like to go on these little side trips because people have to listen. Yes you must listen because then you're like, oh no I'm listening to donations! yes you do because this is where the best information comes out okay so i did gigolo eaty and i did david mignola in rome texas like that joe the dish slave he did Joe

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Random Number Donations, Canadian Job Karma

Donors from California and Canada are acknowledged for contributions using repetitive or mirrored numbers (999, 9696). Listeners request "job karma" to help navigate the Canadian economy.

toronto· la jolla· oakville· ontario· karma

1:54:27 Okay, so I'm up to Sizzy. Did I do Sizzy? No! Sizzy that's what I said. Sizzy in Toronto $99.99 Why because no explanation necessary but a parliament with a little kid yay 999 karma would be most appreciated Wow! 999999 You've got karma. I was ready for it! Okay, now this is interesting because i find that this is random number theory at work when we see these things that come in uh... of course these came in at nine nine nine so here they are sir mac tank and la jolla california comes in with nine nine nine and he wants 9999 best podcasting universe karma to hosts listeners and dames

1:55:17 You've got karma And then Nick McNeil from La Mesa, California comes in in the morning This is nine nine nine nine donations in the honor of little Liam Holsey Why because I can't live another day thinking that there's newly saved or created human resources living with the entirety of his original eight million dollar debt From one germaphobe to another germophile, you are their hammer. Shotzi! Okay enough of that

1:55:59 So we have Nick Kosterman in Oakville, Ontario 9696 which is flipped over 6969. In the morning John and Adam came up I came with news in a previous donation I asked for karma shot from my boss and called him out as a douchebag he several days later had a hypertensive attack. I don't remember how it goes. This combo to people you like having around I need some job karma so i can continue to live with the Canadian dream of just getting by. Can you get a... You can take that to the bank plus two to their head followed by yay and a karma shot, and a shout out to buddy court! I hit him in the mouth and he donated this episode." It's a little much though, you know? Yeah try to keep it down to three. Three can be funny. So let me see uh... Take it to the bank to the head yeah okay

1:56:51 You can take that to the bank. YAY! Court Reithoffer in Probably right toffer. I don't know offer Burlington, Ontario 9696 again Hey reading from the great white north. I'm donating 9696 to up the ante on the 6969 donations and hope others will follow

1:57:29 After listening to your show for over a year, I've decided to be... To stop being a douchebag boner and start being a donor. I would like to call out my friend Joe as a douchebag. DOUCHEBAG! For being one of the two people who hit me in the mouth and still hasn't donated. As for myself, I only want a de-douching. Alright. You've been de-douched Chad Biderman. Oh no! 69, 69 dudes! Okay the streak continues Round Hill Illinois 6969 in the morning citizens nothing to see here just send your cash why because donating is love give me a parliament little girl yay

CHAPTER 37 / 55 Discussion

Analysis-otainment, Geology and Climate Change

The hosts reject the label "infotainment" in favor of "analysis-otainment." A geologist donor provides a perspective on climate change, arguing that the Earth is technically still in an ice age based on polar glaciation.

infotainment· geology· ice age· milankovitch cycles· climate change

1:58:20 And the ever-annoying Benjamin Blondin from Walton Hills, Ohio. 6969 and only once Atlas Shrugged. That's not okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Garrett Ree San Diego California 6969 so here's my first donation after a few months of infotainment You know, do we really provide infotainment? I don't... that's kind of an insult. I think we are entertainment. A lot of people have been saying this recently. Yeah so we need to stop this! We are not infotainment. Yeah we do analysis-otainment. Yeah it's yeah we do analysis-oatainment. That's less annoying. Anal-oataiment. Analysis-oatainment. How about anal-oatainment

1:59:18 Analatainment. It also sounds like something to do with anal sex. That's why I like it! Analatainment. No surprise there, I need a de-douching for putting this off for so long. I was listening to the Sunday show and you had clips about climate change and they were all bullcrap as a geologist earth scientist i know the truth fact the truth is we're still in a f***ing ice age An earth that has been consistent glaciation at the poles. It's science last Thursday You were talking about the Milkanovich cycle I doubt you knew what it was so consult the book of knowledge No, I would wobble I was talking about the wobble I know exactly and I was see here's a scientist oscillation you were talking about So hit me with some science Science shut up slave karma after you deduce me

CHAPTER 38 / 55 Discussion

Gaming Keyboards, Perth Australia

Louis Gutierrez is thanked for donating the cost of a high-end gaming keyboard to the show. The hosts briefly discuss the differences between gaming and standard keyboards, noting their durability and programmable buttons.

gaming keyboard· perth· australia· louis gutierrez· rugged tech

2:00:08 Okay, I'm sorry You've been D douche You've got karma kind of a nice combo with so Okay. Was that your hand? Was that your handler calling? Yeah there goes CIA Let's see where we going man stop talking about Bobby and Greg man Don stopping it which reminds me you know the guy just lives down the street Louis Gutierrez in Ontario, California 6969 never donate to anything but I think you guys are legit. Oh well i think so too Rather than purchasing one of those expensive gaming keyboards I decided on a better investment would be a no agenda donation Thank you! I think so He enjoyed the nadir clips from 458 The central question is exactly similar Please hit me up with some shut-up slave and good karma Louis from California's Inland Empire

2:01:04 So what is a good gaming keyboard? How is it different from regular keyboard? No, no. JC Buzzkill Jr knows the difference I mean he's had a couple of them They're just more rugged and I think they have more control buttons and they're very programmable Alright Shut up! I think You've got karma Well there some gaming karma for you so you don't get killed Sir Damien Tamen in our favorite place, Perth. Which is I think... I don't have a note from him 69-69. I think Perth is the Paris of Australia Is it not? I think Sydney is Oh okay Uh 69-69 Wait! That was it! 69! 69 dude! That's it Alright that's gotta be it Cameron Gray and London 66-99 Cheer The Red And The White

CHAPTER 39 / 55 Discussion

PhD Research, Financial Hardship Donations

A donor requests "science karma" for a PhD researcher. Another listener describes donating despite medical bills and critiques the 65-hour "Atlas Shrugged" audiobook as a sleep aid.

phd· medical bills· audible· atlas shrugged· seasonal affective disorder

2:01:59 Craig Marlett Bloomington Indiana 56. This is belated 5555 so I'll round it up It's also my first donation since i started listening to the past this past summer, so please de-douche me! I really enjoy your news deconstruction So keep doing that And please send me a science karma to give my PhD researcher shot in the arm. You've been de-douche'd! Science! You've got karma. I'm liking that combo somehow, I'm liking the science karma... It's working Yeah Sean Pyle in Streamwood Illinois 5597 Uhh..I just asked for job karma this summer and it worked

2:02:42 While I did get a new job and more money, I got side-swiped with unexpected medical bills and haven't been able to donate in awhile. Adam, can you please give us a five minute summary of Atlas Shrugged? What?! Five minutes!? No! Five minutes?? I bought the 65 hour audiobook from... Oh, I see what he's saying. He doesn't want to listen! He bought that 65 hour audio book from Audible a year ago and tried five times... This is a sensible person Sean. I've tried and tried and tried to listen to it It's just terrible he says. I can only make it into about 45 minutes before... Hold on! He doesn't say the word terrible on reading is not here in his note

2:03:25 I like to kind of veer from the script once in a while just because i think it adds life to the show. Why? Because... I can only make it about 45 minutes before I start nodding off and driving into incoming traffic so while I can't really afford it, I need to donate and ask for more karma here's 50 bucks plus another five for Adam to buy a meal and eat before or after this show What is what does this mean? And they're talking about insulting us Really! Here's 97 cents 97 cents for John to buy a spare non-clicky pen. Someone said you have, someone emailed me and said that I have to go easy on you about that because you have SAD Which is what? It's like Season Affectional Disorder or something Oh yeah that's exactly the problem Could get a Huntsman Parliament Karma To help with the financial situation keep up the great work

CHAPTER 40 / 55 Discussion

Parliament Mumble, 5150 Psychiatric Hold

The hosts discuss the popularity of the "Parliament Mumble" sound bite. A donor contributing $51.50 references the California welfare code for involuntary psychiatric holds, clarifying they are not Jason Russell.

parliament mumble· bill maher· 5150· psychiatric hold· jason russell

2:04:28 I think it's interesting that people have really fallen in love with that Parliament bullcrap. It is interesting! By the way, i don't think its bull crap What's bull crap? No, it's not. Parliament... you say parliament bull crap but it's not! It's a highly produced combo of 2-3 second to mp3 files known as Parliament Mumble. No I think parliament is bull crap. Oh okay good. Bainbridge Island Washington 5510 A long time boner, first-time donor. Pretty embarrassed it's taken this long to step up to the plate and contribute My friend coworker turned me on to the podcast a few years ago on a work trip while driving through Louisiana so there I'm in need of a serious de-douching Anyway love this show It seems to be the only alternative news source i can listen too without getting bombarded by advertisers that buy seeds and gold and kevlar motorcycle pants I hit my 77 year old mom in the mouth And she has been listening to the show ever since

2:05:31 Don't hit your mom. That's not okay. Please send karma to Mary and the Jonathan as they're both just getting by You've got karma, I think you skipped over sir Sir Russell Williams in Boise I know why you skipped over but I think he did skip over it yeah that you can't you can't skip over Oh, I did but it was a mistake. And did you get Toby Stidham? No, I must have jumped... the thing scrolled funny So Toby Stidham at 5555 from Haymarket Virginia and then Sir S Russell Williams in Boise. Boycee.

2:06:14 5510. Pardon the douchebag Bill Maher reference, but new rule the double nickels on the dime donations should be not known as five and five give me ten donation to denote five years going to 10 years is the best podcast in universe I like that yeah i'm going to ask for Atlas shrugged karma but I have a specific requirement first of all of all the karma is for job promotion I'm trying to lend As well as job hunting karma for my fellow No Agenda producer Aaron. I don't want the Atlas Shrugged jingle, instead I want John to say the jingle in that fashion he does so well followed by the Karma shot. Okay? Atlas Shrugged by Anne Rand. You've got karma Pretty weak but okay... I don't even try to sing it because guess what? I can't sing either which is why i can tell that Adam can't sing

2:07:17 Where were we? Anonymous from San Diego. 5150, no names please I'm donating this amount since i've been a real life honest to gosh 5150 and I am not Jason Russell. What?! Well he's a real 5150 which means you're in the nut house right? Oh! Uh...I discovered that I'm nine hundred fifty dollars away from a knighthood and quick calculation showed me that if I donated $5150 every month for a year it would show me how much more would I need. Exactly $333, that's interesting. Needless to say this was a sign and the central question is you deserve more than Starbucks does or we deserve this more than Starbucks does thanks in 73 from Elapsed Ham. Can I please get some karma with the little girl yay chaser? You've got karma. The little girl is also quite popular

CHAPTER 41 / 55 Discussion

Rochester Telecommunications, Recycling for Donations

A data analyst from Rochester, New York, describes being laid off and pledges to collect aluminum cans to fund a $50 monthly donation. The hosts discuss the challenges of maintaining recurring subscription plans through PayPal.

rochester· data analyst· recycling· cans· unemployment

2:08:12 Yeah, she's great. Christopher Frederick Easton Pennsylvania 5005 love the show hope this donation helps regards Fred DeBow founder ASU Americans for sane uber tea Okay, we'll look that up later Kevin Payne in Richmond Virginia $50 and one cent David Lindbergh in Rochester New York which is a depressed area apparently fifty dollars Bought me a 41 years old long time listener the show recently laid off from my job with 13 plus years of data analyst experience in the largest telecommunications company in the world. No one is hiring here any analysts in Rochester and not even hiring to make coffee at Starbucks

2:08:52 What I will do starting this month, I will dedicate $50 a month check to the No Agenda Show by passing the PayPal tax. I should be a knight by mid-late next year since I have previously donated that means I collect $50 in cans each month so be it! Wow did you just hear that man? This guy is willing to collect 50 bucks in cans So he can keep donating to the show. He has no job I will do my part to keep you on the air, and he'll get a job shortly A suggestion if you and Adam want to make a certain level of money each month I would ask for people to start a monthly plan for donations instead of large one-time donations You can get 50 people at $50 a month Now yeah we've tried all these tricks Yeah now we've tried them We've tried them It turns out that... Did you call them tricks? They're tricks But they don't work No they really don't

2:09:38 They really don't unfortunately. We have to rely on people coming listening to a show and saying those guys are great I've been listening to the show for a long time. I'm gonna give someone was donating, but me yeah I'll give you I'll give him honor band and in particular we have here We have a lot of people on the 33s the 1111 the $5 months PayPal 1212 PayPal turns it off Yeah, then that's another problem blames us and he has And they blame us! No agenda, just cut you off. Yeah they hate you. They don't want your money We got mail from people that said... Why do you hate me? So I mean this is not good Alex Schoenfeld, although we still encourage it and have a lot of subscribers and it does produce a lot of money, wanna thank all them for helping us out Alex Schoenfeld, Veld, Schoendveld

CHAPTER 42 / 55 Discussion

Alex Schoenfeld, Indian Podcast Guest Appearance

Alex Schoenfeld is thanked for a donation and a critique of the host's microphone. One host recounts a guest appearance on an Indian podcast where he was asked about whose approval he seeks.

wisconsin· helium· rajiv· funny indian· podcasting

2:10:27 in Sun Prairie, Wisconsin 50. In the morning crackpot and buzzkill thank you for the birthday call up please hit Adam with a douchebag for pre-coaching JCD with the pronunciation of my name on Sunday. I would do it myself but the shill has not sent my douche bag button yet here's a fifty spot as promised for God sake get a new mic with it John. What wrongs my mic? I don't know! I don't know. Either that or listeners deserve a bunch of JCD leprechaun ringtones Oh, he's just complaining about the helium thing Because if you had only done when you went to helium If you'd only done me gold! Me gold! It would have been funny Yeah sure it would To YOU Just mocking me Keep up the excellent work Please slap me with a shut-up slave followed by two to the head Just getting by Alex Shut Up!

2:11:20 I gotta tell you, well we'll finish the last two and then I can tell your story. Yeah yeah a couple more guys Sir Chris Lewinsky and Sir Jason Burke in Sherwood Park Alberta in Richmond Texas both gave us $50 without comment we want to thank them everybody else who donated lesser amounts to the show for Show 461 and want to remind you that we do have another show coming up and we could use some more help for that one thank you very much So remember the so you're talking about me mocking you I just wanted to tell you something because you'll never listen to it because you'll be too busy building your video processing Factory, do you remember? Do you remember the Indian guys that we made fun of who went around The world on the State Department's dime making. Oh yeah, they really raised a while ago Yeah was a while ago and remember I met those guys in Chicago member told you that

2:12:06 Yeah, right so Rajiv of the of the crew there He comes to Austin and he's doing some corporate gig and he says hey man. Can I you know will you be in my podcast? I'm like okay This funny funny Indian calm. I think is what it is any sunny any It was actually pretty interesting because he asked me like 40 questions kind of in a you know in a conversational format He says, um who do you seek approval from and your name was the first one out of my mouth It's funny isn't it I said it's bogus Bogota. It's not bogota And let me tell you why You can take this compliment even though I mocked you to the bank. You can take it to the bank I either want you to go hmm good theory or I want to make you laugh and that is actually The reason why I do this show

CHAPTER 43 / 55 Discussion

Knighting Ceremony, New Roundtable Inductees

Michael Schumacher and Bruce Salkowitz are formally knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable for their significant financial contributions. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony involving "hookers and blow" and other humorous accolades.

knighting· michael schumacher· bruce salkowitz· roundtable· donations

2:13:01 Well I do the show for the benefit of the larger audience, even though i get a kick out when I crack you up. Or top you which they have not been able to do in this show whatsoever. John let me just tell you one thing there is nothing that I love more than you topping me. Yeah well it ain't happening with this set. Somebody out there who got that reference a very short list Patrick Maycomb congratulates himself It is his birthday today on the 15th Patrick. Happy birthday from all of your friends here at the best podcast in the universe And I have a thing here on the I have it this is a new category buzzkill jr put in here the

2:13:52 Douchebags? What is that? Oh, we had a standalone request for a douchebag callout. Is this in the category? I mean is this okay? I can take direction... Yeah it's okay! I told him to do it he didn't dream it up Alright well unclear what the message was so Patrick Maycomb who also has a birthday, wants to call his friend Vindfamous out as a douchebag. Yeah well he has a- he's a common contributor and he just didn't die... He just said hey yeah it's not like he's this schmuck you know that just showed up yesterday and he's interesting I can use this as a douche bag amplifier

2:14:43 douchebag amplifier yeah we need hey did you hear about those guys they got a podcast it's called no agenda and you have a friend is a douche bag you can go on that show just send him a note and they'll call him a douche bag and on the radio On the radio. Yeah, I get your sword there douchebag amplifier you got it Michael Schumacher Bruce Salkowitz come on guys step forward we are so happy to induct you into the Roundtable here of our Knights and dames Thank you so much for your contribution best podcasting University about a $1,000 or more. I hear my pronounce thee sir

2:15:23 Sir Michael Schumacher and Sir Bruce Shalkowitz. Night to the Noah Jenner Roundtable for you, my friends! Hookers & Blow, Red Boys & Chardonnay Hot Pants & Booze, Wenches & Beer, Geishas & Sake and Rubinette's Women in Rose My favorite. You think you got them all? Rubin S. Women and Rosé is the last one. I think you left something out. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope... No, I did not! So I'm watching... continue the discussion on the Gaza Strip thing so i'm watching RT Russia today, which is you know the probably now it's become really apparent what a propaganda arm It is of the Russian government right and they're going on but but I got this clip. It's called RT even RT has its limits so they brought on some sociologists who look like an Arab guy who just hate just hates Israel and he's going out with all these theories and he's blasting them from

CHAPTER 44 / 55 Discussion

RT Russia Today, Nazi Blitzkrieg Comment

The hosts critique a segment on Russia Today (RT) where a sociology professor from Binghamton University compared Israeli actions in Gaza to a "Nazi blitzkrieg." The guest was abruptly cut off by the producer following the remark.

rt· russia today· binghamton university· nazi· propaganda

2:14:43 douchebag amplifier yeah we need hey did you hear about those guys they got a podcast it's called no agenda and you have a friend is a douche bag you can go on that show just send him a note and they'll call him a douche bag and on the radio On the radio. Yeah, I get your sword there douchebag amplifier you got it Michael Schumacher Bruce Salkowitz come on guys step forward we are so happy to induct you into the Roundtable here of our Knights and dames Thank you so much for your contribution best podcasting University about a $1,000 or more. I hear my pronounce thee sir

2:15:23 Sir Michael Schumacher and Sir Bruce Shalkowitz. Night to the Noah Jenner Roundtable for you, my friends! Hookers & Blow, Red Boys & Chardonnay Hot Pants & Booze, Wenches & Beer, Geishas & Sake and Rubinette's Women in Rose My favorite. You think you got them all? Rubin S. Women and Rosé is the last one. I think you left something out. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope... No, I did not! So I'm watching... continue the discussion on the Gaza Strip thing so i'm watching RT Russia today, which is you know the probably now it's become really apparent what a propaganda arm It is of the Russian government right and they're going on but but I got this clip. It's called RT even RT has its limits so they brought on some sociologists who look like an Arab guy who just hate just hates Israel and he's going out with all these theories and he's blasting them from

2:16:20 for bombing this guy and all the crap they're doing. And his main meme was, yes one Israeli gets a hangnail and then they bomb the Gaza Strip! And he goes on and on so finally when they got to this one point somebody just said cut this guy off and you just have to hear it because its so funny I mean, can things get any worse now? What are the implications all out war there's talk of that with Israel and the Palestinians. And of course what is going on with tensions between Tehran and also of course all the other problems in Syria Is this a serious turn of events now for the Middle East

2:16:58 Well, it is serious because anytime you're talking about displacing and dispossessing 4 million people But this notion of an all-out war is a misnomer. What we're looking at isn't all out offensive and a Nazi blitzkrieg kind of assault on Gaza. Okay James we'll leave it there thanks very much indeed for joining us, James Petras professor of sociology at Binghamton University in New York In fact I think we have audio of the producer yelling in the ear He starts good. I cracked up watching that they say You can't do the Nazi thing man, that's the end of the conversation doesn't don't you know anything about the interwebs? It's no good No goods. No good Let me see there was a number We're gonna stay on off topic stuff for a second I do have I one of my favorite shows and I've recommended to people is honey boo-boo

CHAPTER 45 / 55 Discussion

Global Financial Reset, Marc Faber Analysis

Financial analyst Marc Faber warns on CNBC that the global financial system will eventually require a "reset" due to unsustainable debt levels. He predicts that markets, rather than central bankers, will force this correction, potentially devaluing assets by 50%.

cnbc· marc faber· debt· financial system· stock market

2:18:03 I haven't even seen that show since we did the bit. Is the stock market analysis is done on CNBC, specifically a show called Fast Money? Oh! I got the Mark Faber clip do you have that one? The Mark...I saw the Mark Faber but but the bit i was just gonna bring it down to this one uh where's it on here The stock market report, I believe is what it is. Okay? Where they just like gloom and doom. It was just like wow! I never heard this on... 0.58% revenue growth for 2012, compare that to 11.44% last year 2.3% profit growth this year versus almost 18% last year I mean we have to take a broader look at the market yes there are always stock specific exceptions excuse me and examples of good earnings growth and bad earnings growth but you gotta take the aggregate too well i'll tell ya what the

2:19:02 What the problem is here, I agree with Guy Christopher that there's a bigger issue here and people are pulling money out of the capital markets. If you look at today we had big drop in the Dow, big drop in S&P yet bonds were almost flat. People were not rushing into bond market. People weren't going to other places. You look at Brazil it was down almost 2% today. Peoples are just putting their money under mattress That, to me is more of a problem on any type of rally if we get one because the firepower just isn't there. People have thrown the towel at it." I thought the Faber thing was better? You want to hear that?

2:19:38 I just wanted to get the throwing the towel and yeah, well actually saw the favor thing. And I don't know why it didn't clip it. I think is because they couldn't consolidate it. I'm not sure play Western world including Japan. The problem is we have too much debt and that's debts now will have to be somewhere somehow repaid or it will slow down economic growth And so I think that we live beyond our means 1980 to 2007 and now is payback period. But it's a payback period but if you have a situation that you expect where the fiscal cliff is one that we never address, which just kick can down the road and deal with another day when does actually start catch up with us?

2:20:28 I can't tell you precisely the day, but I think the whole global financial system will have to be reset at some problem. And it won't be reset by central bankers but by imploding markets either the currencies or or the debt markets, or the stock markets. But it will happen! It will happen one day big time and then we will all be lucky if we still have 50% of the asset values that we have today. I love that. That to me is like, yeah perfect! Yeah we had his thing on before he's quite entertaining this guy Well listen i think this is one of the most entertaining things ever heard I mean like what he said last time but this was just like We will have to pay

CHAPTER 46 / 55 Discussion

European Austerity Protests, Madrid Riots

Massive coordinated protests and general strikes occur across Europe, including Spain, Portugal, Italy, and Greece, in response to government spending cuts. The BBC reports on clashes in Madrid and the tragic suicide of a Spanish woman facing eviction, while the hosts note the lack of coverage in the New York Times.

madrid· spain· austerity· general strike· bbc news

2:21:18 Well, we will. It's just the way it goes and here is... So I got today in New York Times. JC and I were both looking at clips yesterday and I've got this one clip which is a... You might as well play this. Well actually I have an end of show clip on the Madrid riots as the BBC reported them may have a short clip on their riots. I mean I've got lots of... Yeah just play a short clip on the rise and here so that way before you do that much set it up with this. Which one is it? Hold on! Which one are the mega protests What's it called? Oh, Megapro. Yeah they use the word megaprotest I think believe mega protest was used by Russia today and i thought that's a pretty good term you play it short

2:21:55 This is RT. Joining me now shortly will be talking about Europe, it's a day of unity there at the moment. Europe hasn't seen in years for all the wrong reasons of course as to unities occurring today. A series of mega protests are underway across the block with millions signing up to join in on a resounding chorus saying no to austerity I think we just keep that little girl in. I guess you should do that for every clip. Anyway, so the New York Times comes and Shacey Yenzen always says look these protests which are completely outrageous

2:22:34 The entire Europe is essentially shut down. Oh yeah, oh yeah I know it's crazy. And there are every country Portugal Madrid Spain all throughout Spain Italy England but notice the Netherlands everyone's just all quiet just all slaves all like okay everybody been beaten obviously beaten down whatever the case is... I have a clip of angry people getting beaten Do you have a getting beaten clip? Well, I think the end clip of the show is which is more of a report. Let me just say this. Just finish my little thing. Which is The New York Times comes there is nary a mention Of these riots what's in the paper no

2:23:20 Yeah, I can read you all the front page headlines. The riots are in a small box at the very lower left-hand corner they have a bunch of little boxes down there with minor stories that are inside and there's a little box in this is there's a bunch of riots in Europe and people their their mad alright well hello New York Times this is a little teaser for our end of show clip in case you missed it Some pockets of violence have broken out in Spain and Italy as millions of workers have gone on strike across Europe in a coordinated protest against spending cuts. Some of the worst violence broke out in Italy where students clashed with police, 100 protests are planned nationwide there

2:24:03 The biggest protests have been in Spain, where the economic crisis has hit a peak following the suicide of a Spanish woman who jumped to her death as her home was being repossessed. They are taking all our rights away, all our rights! The banks and other business people are bringing us onto the streets they're stealing our salaries we don't have any rights anymore In Greece, Italy, Spain, Belgium and France many flights were cancelled. Schools closed and public transportation came almost to a standstill Today is billed as the first pan-European general strike with around 40 unions taking part across 23 countries Full blown rallies are only taking place in Spain and Portugal but many of the others are holding 3 to 4 hour stoppages or demonstrations I like how you know in Spain

2:24:52 People are like, the banks are stealing from us. These guys are a-holes we're gonna go on the street We're gonna fight the cops and here in America were like Oh $4 for ATM? Okay You get a $3 fee, I'll pay it. Okay, okay, whatever... Well they don't want the American public to see these riots No of course not! Now I think RT is doing a service with this because they are showing this Of course Is RT on everywhere? Can you get it everywhere or...? Yeah they actually have their own full network now 24-7 network on the dish Network forgot to tell you I forgot. Oh my god playing it all over the place I forgot to tell you I met The perfect woman For RT, the perfect host You know how the curry DeVore a consulting group would know exactly how to handle this because oh yeah They've got they still have the wrong women on I mean it's then they're wrong It's closer but it's not no go to miss Texas curry calm and

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Miss Texas Holly Gardner, Chuck Woolery Gun Video

The hosts discuss meeting Holly Gardner (Miss Texas 1998) and game show host Chuck Woolery at a charity event. They highlight Woolery's "Save Us Chuck Woolery" videos, which feature him discussing gun control and the Second Amendment alongside quotes from Ice-T.

holly gardner· miss texas· chuck woolery· ice-t· gun control

2:25:55 M-I-S-S T-E-X A-S MissTexas.Curry.com Let me just show you let me just show you so we were at remember We did this celebrity fashion show thing that I told you about on Sunday Yeah, you mentioned it for the hospice here in Austin So I want you to take a look at who we met who was there are yet the web page? I'm getting their miss Texas curry calm Right, so Mickey's next to Miss Texas who now she has her hair up but I said bitch can you do a Russian accent? She said no problem. She's miss Texas 1998 by the way is she an actress? She's a host! She's hosting F1 Formula One fashion segments and stuff. She does ESPN Speed Nation or whatever...she's a television host

2:26:44 And look at her. I mean, isn't she's 40 or 39 or whatever? She's perfect the perfect age She's you know, I think she looks amazing and I think we can make her totally Russian This and I told him this it said you got it Can you do a little Russian accent little twangs and I don't know so I think is what from what year 93 91 98 miss Texas 1998 Holly Holly Gardner, I think is her last name. She actually looks better now than she did there You look good now who do you see on the left in this picture? Who's that you know do you recognize that guy yeah That's what's his name by you and not you banks But the guy used to be under love Chuck Wollery that's right will or Chuck Wollery baby back into his wife That's his fourth wife yes, she's Working on his fifth She's really nice and Chuck is 72

2:27:37 He looks good for 72. He must have had some work done No, and he's had a heart attack quintuple bypass He's very very funny guy and his wife is is and she says I'm number four Number four? I am the future of X-mases The future of x-mases She's a very well the problem is if this woman's working for even though ESPN is not a big pain That's only that's freelance and and she also she needs a job. Yeah, but the problem is she's got two kids I don't think she where are they RT studios? That's the problem. Well, I think they green screen everything in so that she could probably work out of Texas It's for that matter have you seen Save us Chuck Willery calm have you heard of this Chuck Willery now okay, so

2:28:24 There's these videos, I don't know who the hell is making this but Chuck Willery saves us from the demise of the world. Let me play this little bit here. Hello Americans! The left attack on assault weapons is back there is no doubt that it's a tragedy when anyone takes the life of another without... So this is Chuck Willey promoting assault rifles. You gotta see the video. Does he live in Texas? Yeah, he lives ummm in Horseshoe Yeah, and so he was at the... He's a philanthropist our Chuck. And I was in awe of him! You gotta see this video though it is so funny. Listen to this. The problem lies with the perpetrator not the tool used to commit the crime. Listen to this. The left is now screaming from the rooftops that there is no good reason for any American to own an assault weapon That they're not good weapons for defense or for hunting Frankly they're missing the point

2:29:21 Take it from my philosophical guru and life coach, Ice-T. You know the right to bear arms is because that's the last form of defense against tyranny That's why fellow rapper Ice T and I are in poppin lockstep on gun control regardless of any East Coast West Coast rap rival The guy is funny Chuck Willard he just... He's like..He's cool like the Hoffa school you know what I mean? Yeah. And don't we look awesome in that picture? Look at this, Chuck Willery and Adam Curry and three babes It's a curry willery sandwich. The sandwich! And Miss Texas is the cheese. Yeah well there was definitely cheesecake involved so anyway onward

CHAPTER 48 / 55 Discussion

White House Petitions, Texas Secession Movement

The hosts dismiss the trending news of petitions on the White House website for states like Texas to secede from the Union. They characterize the movement as a media distraction from more substantive political issues.

secession· texas· whitehouse.gov· petitions· austin

2:30:10 Anyway, just somewhere from your bragging about your situation. So yeah big surprise you weren't standing between Mickey and her Yeah, so let me just give you the distraction of the week everybody So I don't know where people think that it's really worth anyone's time to discuss The fact that some boneheads have gone to the Whitehouse.gov website and have petitioned to secede from the United States, this is like top news now! I mean really?

2:30:55 This is so annoying that the you know, it's going to get worse. I think this has a 48 hour life cycle because well they promised 25,000 signatures they have to address it like oh Yeah, no I you know. I didn't I had it as a backburner item perhaps we could discuss cuz it's stupid yeah and What's even stupider so of course we have? Peacefully grant the state of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America create its own new government And then even stupid er peacefully granted city of Austin Texas to withdraw from the state of Texas Come on your neighborhood to withdraw from Austin yes

2:31:38 Exactly. I would like Comanche Trail to peacefully withdraw from Austin, peacefully withdrawing from Texas and we want to be a part of Poland. Please? Why not? Yeah why not! Don't fall for the distraction people there's a lot of really important stuff going on for sure. For instance...I only have one medicinal story today Sid Campiodor turned me onto this researchers have found, researchers John you know what that involves. That uh... oxytocin how do you pronounce that? Oxy-conten Well this is something else then Oxy-teos-oxytocin Why is it spelled like that? Maybe oxycontin's made from oxytocin Let's take a look at the book of knowledge You have the Merck book there Let's take a look, oxytocin

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Oxytocin Research, Monogamy Hormone

Researchers have identified oxytocin as a "monogamy hormone" that may help men in committed relationships maintain distance from other attractive women. The hosts jokingly suggest it be marketed as "no stray spray" and discuss its potential as a nasal spray.

oxytocin· monogamy· hormone· nasal spray· medical research

2:30:55 This is so annoying that the you know, it's going to get worse. I think this has a 48 hour life cycle because well they promised 25,000 signatures they have to address it like oh Yeah, no I you know. I didn't I had it as a backburner item perhaps we could discuss cuz it's stupid yeah and What's even stupider so of course we have? Peacefully grant the state of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America create its own new government And then even stupid er peacefully granted city of Austin Texas to withdraw from the state of Texas Come on your neighborhood to withdraw from Austin yes

2:31:38 Exactly. I would like Comanche Trail to peacefully withdraw from Austin, peacefully withdrawing from Texas and we want to be a part of Poland. Please? Why not? Yeah why not! Don't fall for the distraction people there's a lot of really important stuff going on for sure. For instance...I only have one medicinal story today Sid Campiodor turned me onto this researchers have found, researchers John you know what that involves. That uh... oxytocin how do you pronounce that? Oxy-conten Well this is something else then Oxy-teos-oxytocin Why is it spelled like that? Maybe oxycontin's made from oxytocin Let's take a look at the book of knowledge You have the Merck book there Let's take a look, oxytocin

2:32:39 This actually may change the story, but I think it's still funny. Do you have it? Do you have oxytocin? That's right. Oxycontin is Oxycodone. Oxytocin may be a generic oxycontin. Let me...I'm working on it. It's T-O-C-I-N? Yeah! I see the book of knowledge. There he is nasal spray side effects best known for its roles in sexual reproduction interesting Well, look for a new brand soon. Researchers have found the chemical... It's a mammalian hormone that increases trust between partners or friends they're calling with the monogamy hormone that if men take this it will help them to stay faithful to their partner how much well I'm reading this mm-hmm I'm thinking in this thing has got to be a great bar drug

2:33:44 It's a nasal spray. So if you spray this, then if your wife sprays this in your schnozzle then you won't go astray it's the no stray spray I say No stray spray You watch Yeah like that huh? You just did that on the fly? I did on the fly yeah Researchers found oxytocin led to men and committed relationships but not those who were single to keep a greater distance between themselves and other women. Even though they found them attractive! Wow

2:34:24 They should probably package this with Viagra. So you get like, you get your Viagra but then you also get a little bit of oxytocin so that you know, you don't be using your Viagra on somebody else. Well one of our doctors... we have a lot of doctors who listen to the show and they'll give us the rundown on this stuff We got a long note from somebody the other day which I'm gonna have to forward it for you because its for you regarding Haldol Oh! And he's a professional and he says that he says its bull crap Oh? What we've been saying What? You mean Helldoll doesn't make you drool like a mindless zombie. He says these are all side effects that are very rare, he says you take the Helldoll and you'll be back to normal within 40 hours. 40 hours okay yeah cool but I would stick with the people that say don't take it

2:35:15 Can't take a chance. Take a chance on me, do-da-la-ta-do. It's just... it's a uh... risking the show for no good reason This is true. Always wear your seatbelt don't want to hurt your head don't want to bump your head and I think maybe you should just walk around town with a helmet And knee pads You know that Highway Patrol in California used to drive around in their big cars with helmets on Oh really? Inside the car yeah That's kind of dumb Hey, Senate Bill 3254 is out John. And you're going to tell me why? Well I figure this is just a tease for Sunday's show This is the NDAA 2013 So the last time we had the National Defense Authorization Act it was for 2012 and there were some little things in there like You know We can black bag you and drone you

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NDAA 2013, USS Abraham Lincoln Overhaul

The 2013 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) is previewed, with the hosts highlighting the $1.6 billion cost for the refueling and complex overhaul of the USS Abraham Lincoln. Other provisions mentioned include cybersecurity systems and space-based infrared satellites.

ndaa· uss abraham lincoln· aircraft carrier· defense budget· legislation

2:36:10 And I thought it might be interesting on Sunday to go through some of that. Thank you first as bad guy idea, let's have some fun with this guy. I'll just give a couple highlights of stuff that I'm reading through again. This is 683 pages of government legislation we have different sections here procurement of space based infrared system satellites shallow water combat submersible program advanced rotor craft initiative My favorite, next generation exo-atmospheric kill vehicle. How about that huh? That's basically a space ray. Like it! Authority to retain or recall active duty reserve component members who are victims of sexual assault while on active duty In other words you get sexually assaulted but you can't go home Enhancement to accept gifts Yes this is one I'm looking at

2:37:12 Report on Department of Defense support of members of the armed forces who experienced traumatic injury as a result of vaccinations required by the department. That should be an interesting report. Whoa, good catch! Yeah? Next generation host-based cybersecurity system for the Department of Defense... that's a contract we want to get in on Department of Defense use of National Security Agency cloud computing database? Your favorite. Report on education and training and promotion rates for pilots of remotely piloted aircraft

2:37:55 Can you see how I'm just so, I got a boner for this legislation. They sure put a lot of stuff in that one bill! Well how about this? Authority to build the capacity of certain counter-terrorism forces in Yemen and East Africa. Extension of the Pakistani Counterinsurgency Fund. This is just some of things I am working on for you and I do it so you don't have too. Let me give you...I think its 600 I'm sorry, 668 pages including the financial schedules which are all in here. But it is pretty funny just off the bat because I started reading it last night of course. I thought you might like to know what an overhaul costs. Let me just scroll down to it here because this is the first item of business section 3 after we get through all the preamble

2:38:49 It is, here we go, a subtitle C. Refueling and complex overhaul of the USS Abraham Lincoln What do you think an overhaul costs of a ship? Is the Lincoln a destroyer or is it an aircraft carrier I don't know... doesn't say actually Well you can look it up Let's look it up because I have different numbers for both devices Okay, so I could get closer to the exact number. We want a bid it's an aircraft carrier we want a bid from okay Yeah Can we have a good aircraft car to overhaul the aircraft carrier? Which means they fix the engine yeah you got the engines these new engines probably needs a paint job

2:39:31 What else could they do? They could probably, there might be some cracks in the windshield. Probably cost a few million dollars just to put it in dry dock but once its up there and they scrape the barnacles engine I would say 100 million dollars. I'll give you one more guess 1.2 billion dollars I'll give you one last guess. Five billion dollars? Okay, no 1.613392 billion dollars! Hey i came good with the second guess was good enough Well you were close...1.6 billion dollars for an overhaul! For an overhaul! Your Range Rover's not gonna be cheap either No it's not worth the overhaul

CHAPTER 51 / 55 Discussion

Xi Jinping, China Leadership Transition

The transition of power in China to Xi Jinping is discussed. The hosts note the reduction of the Standing Committee from nine to seven members and point out the inclusion of the head of the Publicity Department as a key figure in the new government.

xi jinping· china· standing committee· publicity department· harvard

2:40:20 Okay, so on Sunday show I want to talk about the new guy The new guy yeah Jin ping we have a new host on the show. He's the new host of China We haven't talked about him at all But I do want to say something I do have a clip I do want to play because I want to see if you can catch the anomaly okay There's a consulting group apparently when you're the nude hot shot Of China which they pick once every ten years done by the party and And the weird thing about this guy, this is the guy who went to Iowa during the election. Remember him? He's roaming around and because he's hanging out with some pals in Iowa. He was a very unusual person. A lot of people don't realize his daughter is actually at Harvard anyway so this guy appeared they have always surrounded by seven or nine I think nine advisors a couple of his people and then I think five others which is that clip I'm going to play

2:41:15 and that forms the government. Which clip? I have no clue what clip. It's a clip of China party leaders rollout, they reduce it from 9 to 7 and just tell me if you find an anomaly as they talk about these people that is weird. Sources close to the party say the number of standing committee members will be reduced from the current nine to seven analysts say Xi and Li could be joined by Vice Premier Zhang Dezhen Shanghai Party Secretary Yun Zhen Shan, Vice Premier Wang Qishan Head of Publicity Department Liu Yanshan and Tianjin Party Secretary Zhang Gaoli. Is it like eight of these people are from the same family? There's a lot of Xs involved

2:42:00 Did you notice anything weird? That's what I know, is it like a Xing Xing Shan? Xing Xing Shan? No no you missed the guy. Why is one of the guys ahead of the publicity department?! Are they rolling out movies!? Is that gerbils? What is the point! Well someone has to be in charge of the green screen come on that's good Like the president catch no I didn't catch it well You know cuz I was waiting for her to say celebrity or something Now whenever I hear these China TV clips of yours. I'm waiting for some weird pronunciation It distracts from the content of the message yeah, apparently so What I just got two quick clips and then we should end up with your end of show clip

CHAPTER 52 / 55 Discussion

Cornel West, Rockefeller Republican Critique

Professor Cornel West appears on "Democracy Now!" and delivers a harsh critique of President Obama, labeling him a "Rockefeller Republican in blackface." West also accuses figures like Al Sharpton and Melissa Harris-Perry of selling out for "insider access" to the administration.

cornel west· barack obama· democracy now· amy goodman· al sharpton

2:42:42 Cornel West was on Democracy Now. Have you seen these two clips? No, you haven't. Every time that guy drives me nuts he's like weird. Okay so Cornel West who is this guy Coronel Royce, CORONEL. He is a professor at one of the colleges back east and he's a notorious socialist who is argumentative and he has missing teeth and can't stop talking and he's just an old school black rabble rouser, I do not understand why he has the chops that he has in other words why gets all these gigs. Well because i think is an idiot. What he's done is paired up with Tavis Smiley

2:43:30 You know, Tavis who has his... Yeah there's a combination made in hell. Right? So they're going around but what I like about these two clips is this is Democracy Now and what he says and Amy Goodman as you know she has a sit-down interview with the two of them they're in chairs which is new and this is not behind the desk and she's got her brown boots on it's just the whole thing the whole thing is wrong The Curry Dvorak Consulting Group gag when they look at this video It's so wrong black, you know curtain backdrop everything is wrong. But he says something and the Democracy Now! lady it's like her false teeth fall out whenever this guy talks I think it's so funny here he is with number one about President Obama being newly elected. Isn't as your book and is titled The Rich And The Rest Of Us

2:44:19 Well, one I think that it's morally obscene and spiritually profane to spend six billion dollars on elections. Two billion dollars on a presidential election and not having any serious discussion poverty trade unions being pushed against the wall dignity stagnating in declining wages when profits are still up into 1% of doing very well No talk about drones dropping bombs on innocent people. So we end up with such a narrow, truncated political discourse as the major problems ecological catastrophe climate change global warming so it's very sad I mean i'm glad there was not a right-wing takeover but we ended up with a Republican a Rockefeller Republican and blackface

2:45:05 with Barack Obama so that our struggle in regard to poverty intensifies. That's a pretty rough assessment of President Obama. That's a pretty rough assessment... Imagine if anyone else except this idiot said that? A Rockefeller Republican in blackface, imagine! Imagine that's no you're right. He can get away with it This could knock portray us off the front page if anyone else said this now so that I think that's funny But what here's what? I really like because now he goes after people who we consider to be enormous douchebags, and I appreciate this I love brother Mike Dyson too but we living in a society where everybody is up for sale everything's up for sale

2:45:52 And he and Brother Sharp, Dennis, Sister Melissa and others. They have sold their souls for a mess of Obama pottage. And we invite them back to the black prophetic tradition after Obama leaves, but at the moment they want insider access and they want to tell those kind of lies. They want to turn that back upon working people and it's sad thing to see them as apologists for the Obama administration in that way given the kinda critical background all of them have had some point. And she's like, uh-uh. Yeah she's dying here because she didn't expect this She's looking for an Obama bot and he's like they sold out! They sold out! Sharpton sold out for Insiders Totally Love it This is so good

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Executive Order Correction, Mea Culpa

The hosts issue a correction regarding a previous claim about the number of executive orders signed by President Obama. They clarify that Obama has signed 139 orders, fewer than George W. Bush's total at the same point in his presidency, admitting they were misled by an internet meme.

executive orders· barack obama· george w. bush· correction· fact check

2:46:38 So, I know he does that. I have to say some of the stuff he says is pretty compelling. I gotta say it was still as good what he is all right? I want to mention something before we get into this jingle which is we do have to mention the mea culpa about the number of yes let me let me say that um I made a mistake and we were talking about the executive number of executive orders And I came up with a huge number, 963 versus Bush 63 or something like that. And this was a very well-placed meme spreading around the interwebs and a lot of people called me out on it said, oh hold on a second actually Obama has written far fewer... Of course he's only had half the term but far fewer than Bush who went into 200s and Obama as 139. I went back, I counted the executive orders and I was incorrect on that

2:47:27 So yeah, I got duped. Yeah, we get duped once in a while. We do the show on the fly with breaking news that we have to analyze on-the-fly and so sometimes you take shortcuts by actually believing some of things are on the net which is... And then but we get caught, we have an active conversation with the listeners or producers and they tell us hey you're wrong about that and we say yeah we were and then just go back it really didn't Mean a lot in the scheme of things, but it was embarrassing. It's happened to both of us happens it happens I apologize and what can you do? Can I just do Pelosi as an idiot clips well Pelosi is an idiot what I mean

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Nancy Pelosi, Diversity and Gavel Comments

Nancy Pelosi's press conference regarding her leadership in the House is analyzed. The hosts critique her comments on the "diversity" of her caucus and her dismissal of questions about younger leadership as "discrimination."

nancy pelosi· c-span· discrimination· congress· diversity

2:48:11 Did you get the clip where she says, we are weird now that we got the gavel? Yes. So first of all this so she's about running for re-election herself as a minority speaker and what she does is gets eight million women on stage and by the way can I interrupt you here in just one thing you listen to any of these women go on and on they are not even remotely interested none of them none of these Democrat women seem at least with Pelosi in charge to be interested in representing the people whom they're supposed to represent all

2:48:48 All they do is represent women's issues by their own admission. It is disgusting! It's discrimination and racist, in fact I would even say racist against white men. Sexists too. Sexists, racists everything so of course when you watch this on C-SPAN you know before it starts, you get all that preamble. So they're coming up on stage and I just want to listen because she starts singing Hallelujah softly under her breath and she's laughing like a maniac. I just wanted to hear it. Yeah. Still coming?

2:49:31 When someone laughs like that They're insane All right. So here she is now she this is her big speech to show how incredibly awesome she is Not a big deal oops Millions of women's votes who helped us elect a record number of women to the Congress of the United States. As you look forward, understand that you are looking into the future I just want to say that was poetry right there as you look forward understand you're looking into the future The future of empowerment of women Screw you men in America You saw some of these faces yesterday

2:50:29 Among the new members elect I said then that they were part of the most diverse caucus in the history of the world The first time it's by the way, it's not the most diverse caucus. It's a women It's anything but diverse caucus. It is a bunch of women All right here go right running short here Yeah play their parliamentary body would have a party who had a majority of women and minorities its strength and we're very very proud of that said yesterday. We did not have the majority, but we have the gavel Excuse me We don't have a gavel We have something more important A vagina! We have unity Oh okay Vagina

2:51:32 But did you hear that when the reporter said and this was very interesting, the way this respond because very rarely do you hear the question. The reporter said there are some people in your party who think that it's time for you to go being over 70 and let some new some younger people in he specifically says there are some people in your party and then these women Go nuts just listen to this. I met you had a question yesterday Your colleagues privately say that your decision to stay on Prohibits the party from having a younger leadership and will be hurt then hurts the party in the long term. What's your response? Discrimination

2:52:27 Next. Next? Discrimination! Discrimination! She says next?! Yeah, discrimination! That's your shut up slave moment. What? And discrimination! I guess... Oh you've always asked that question except to Mitch McConnell This is who is leading your country ladies and gentlemen how could you really California California, go spank yourself. Yeah well that's been... She's gerrymandered and she never can lose it this spot ever. Oh what a douchebag! So let's wrap. Discrimination! Next? Discrimination! I'm tired of this Well John once again it was lovely hooking up with you

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Thanksgiving Show Announcement, Outro

The hosts announce they will broadcast a live show on Thanksgiving morning. The episode concludes with a BBC News report by Gavin Hewitt on the worsening economic crisis and social unrest across the eurozone.

thanksgiving· austin· silicon valley· bbc news· gavin hewitt

2:53:30 and I'm glad you were able to top me once again. I didn't top you! Come on, you topped me. On what? You just topped me. Topped me baby, topped me. In your dreams... We'll be back on Sunday for another fine episode and let me ask you a question should we do a Thanksgiving show because Whenever we do, no one ever shows up. I'm going to Port Angeles and I'll be up there and I thought about this and said maybe I could put a clip show together where some of the best of... And then I said you know on Thanksgiving morning I really don't have anything else to do

2:54:10 So we might as well just do a show. All right, we'll do a show then Coming to you from the capital of the drone star state and proud of it Austin Tejas in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where i am planning To do a Thanksgiving Show with Adam and were also going to be working The next Sunday too which is all holiday stuff Which means gee try to listen because im sure We will have good stuff Im John C Dvorak Freedom Fiends are up sometime after this Show on NoahJennerStream.com I will talk to you on Sunday right here, on NO AGENDA. Hundreds of thousands of protesters packed central Madrid to protest against austerity. It was a far bigger turnout than expected and throws down the challenge not just for the Spanish government but to Europe's leaders Earlier, protesters had tried to enforce a general strike by blocking roads

2:55:09 There were clashes with police. The protests were part of a Europe-wide day of action, with hundreds of thousands of people striking against spending cuts and austerity. We cannot go in this way like Greece, Italy Spain... All the cuts are bringing more unemployment, more and more unemployment, but worse conditions In Madrid, protesters went from store to store pulling down shutters. Turning on those using restaurants surrounding taxi drivers that continued working

2:55:49 There are some basic facts driving these protests. Spain is in recession for the second time in three years, unemployment is still going up, the economy is weakening and yet further spending cuts and tax increases are in the pipeline There were protests in at least six European countries today. Much of Spain's transport network was shut down, in a country where unemployment is nearly 26%. In Portugal there was a general strike. Their debt is 107% of national income. In Greece protesters cried enough is enough! The economy there has shrunk 23% in just five years

2:56:33 They have to pay attention to the protests, to the social dimension that the austerity measures have in Europe. At the same time I think there is no alternative to these austerity measures they have to be a bit more social they have to be a bit more gentle but i think they should not step away from this austerity measures But the stories of hardship and tragedy are increasing A few days ago woman in northern Spain committed suicide after being evicted from her home These protesters are camping outside a bank demanding that evictions stop. Pidal Padalinas has been forced out of his flat. People are sick of this, he said sooner or later it's going to explode At times in recent weeks it has seemed as if the eurozone crisis was easing but the outlook for the real economy is worsening and the frustration was visible on Spanish streets Gavin Hewitt BBC News

2:57:31 Everyone we begin tonight as we do every night keeping them honest looking for facts not offering our opinions or trying to play favorites We're not supporting Democrats or Republicans. You can find that in other cable channels Our goal is just real reporting finding the truth the facts org slash n a