2:02:46 Boom. Oh, you know what? He comes it's a Barnhart donation I should have I should have had that remember we have a jingle for that here we go Barnhard donations That's right hit in the mouth by super nerd with barn hard podcast and they've got a lot of us traddy types praying for You both no jingles or karma $1,000 heart the Barnhard podcast Barnhard donation I'm not gonna ask again There you go $1,000 instant night no jingles note or karma may I be called sir Mikey boss the Irish Catholic sinner Standard fare will do well of course and thank you so much. Thank you to the the trotty types over there at the barn hard podcast You should listen to it they're pretty good
2:03:32 Okay, I will. I will make a point of listening to the Barnhart podcast especially if they get somebody to become an instant night Yeah exactly the great guys next is Jan in a dick live end Belgium? Yeah. Which is nice, we don't have too many Belgians people here. Very few in fact. 666... We have more Swiss's the Swiss who like to show. Yep. Because they're neutral and that and we're neutral! We're not a bunch of right-wing nuts like that guy said no we're not 666 in fact he's a prick for saying that six six six dot six six admin
2:04:16 In the morning, John and Adam only a vacuous cipher can listen to about 2500 donation segments at 1x speed in three years is still not donate. Please kindly accept my first humble value return of value. The welding tips alone are worth more than welding tips have we ever I guess we have given welding tips Yeah, but we don't they're not yeah We talk if we've talked about welding, but I know of its tips so does he want to deducing or are? Are we doing this is not asking for one. I've stumbled it. We're gonna give him one anyway You've been D do you call I did I use me you did Mimi
2:05:00 I've stumbled on your wonderful podcast after searching for the term NA boys, which I found hidden in a comment somewhere on John Rapoport's blog in 2020. Rapoport donation! I cherish this treasure trove of fun, true friendship and of course the continuous amygdala shrinking. He's been listening long enough to know about that. Yeah. Thanks Obama! Thanks Obama! I don't even remember that one where he says Ack. No jingles no karma Jan from Dikkelven Belgium. He is a little confused though. True friendship?
2:05:44 Is he talking about us? I don't know. No, no, probably not. Raymond Grill is in Dover Florida 3333 says haven't donated in a while time to give some value back love the show I just like some moving karma. I'm headed to Pflugerville Oh Pflugerville home of the Fluger Schlitterbahn Schlitterbahn that's where it is. Of course you've got some karma for ya You've got karma and welcome to Texas Texas Why'd anybody move to Texas from Florida's beyond me? Sir Sagacious Scriptorian, Scriptorian, Scriptorian in South Milwaukee Wisconsin. 333 dot 33 in the morning crackpot and buzzkill please accept my donation and gratitude to your tireless effort deconstruct media and other organizational narratives the art of inquiring questioning and confirming the line between reality and fiction requires agency
2:06:42 integrity and courage. Would you be so kind as to share some sage wisdom with the audience and me? I recently applied at four and won a management position that involves master salesmanship, and high volume of air travel across the Americas. Our goal is to develop a certified mining equipment dealer network for our aftermarket. What advice do you have for someone who enters this stage in their career in regard to master salesmanship and frequent domestic and international air travel? To close Please add me to the birthday list for August 7th. In addition, please send some jobs karma relationship karma my way it would be great to add some loving embrace into the quantity of handshakes coming my way you're gonna get a handshake tendonitis by the way sincerely yours sir sagacious scripturiant knight of the seven bridges etc Jacob Duhlman So what he doesn't say here is this
2:07:38 Is he mining like mining for minerals or mining Bitcoin mining? What do you think he means here? Well, he's not talking about Bitcoin mining. He's talking about setting up a network. They set him up as... This is bad. This is not what you throw somebody into first of all. You need a master salesman that mean some guy can sell anyone anything to go out and create a network of dealers or a network of some sort of network That's tough. It's a rough go, that's not gonna be easy I have a tip for him I have sage wisdom You don't have any tips for him?
2:08:20 I'd have to think about it. There are travel tips, sales tips... If i knew more about the details that could probably give them some Here's my tip brown shoes Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs All the best sales guys wear brown shoes It's a myth but go on But go on as our friend would say Trenton Scovel in Charlotte, North Carolina 333 33 and says thank you for the value I'm pleased to give that to you And i'll hit the next one john since you already can hear already annoyed annoyed. They'd have to read two long notes vc in Tallahassee florida This is a really long note it's so long How long is it? It's so long
2:09:12 It clears my whole screen. Yeah, it doesn't fit. It's been two years since my last donation associate executive producer show 1385 Flu Zone so I thought it best to give you some treasure So not labeled a shoplifter! As always you bring the goods and keep me sane in this crazy propagandized world couple things to share I hosted a meetup and three people showed up And it was fun after the meet-up I got a text message no name given asking me how the meetup went and whether I wanted to join or Adams no agenda activist club. What? I responded, are you a spook?! I'm no activist! Never heard from them again isn't that strange Well that is kind of strange there is no such thing as Adam's activists group or Club says you
2:10:01 As a former resident of Kanakistan, the reporting of our Prime Minister Trudeau split from his wife is only telling half the story. It has been openly speculated for years they were already separated mostly based on body language of them, Sophie looking disgusted when they would film their happy couple propaganda messages to the nation Many think Trudeau had one or more extramarital affairs and Sophie stayed for the perks Such as $5,000 a month grocery bill. Whoa! See I'd sleep with Trudeau for that much.
2:10:38 The interesting thing about this separation though is that a year ago Sophie registered her communications business in Toronto, a city she doesn't live in but as a member of a politician's family she must declare all of her income to Parliament to make sure there's no conflict of interest. Now they are legally and ethically separated as their statement said. Ah good point! She doesn't have to report where her money comes from and can provide comm services probably to the government yeah I would make sense enriching herself and family without any parliamentary scrutiny Yes, how unethical of her our current leaders are grifters just like some in the US. Hello Thank you guys so much because I credit your show for giving me the gumption to always look further than the m5m messaging and any news All right. Thank you very much And he uses the word gumption incorrectly extra points oops extra points for gumption gumption So we have oh here we go our buddy sir Cal of lavender blossoms
2:11:39 is here with $272. Hey, Cal! It's in Northville Michigan, $272.72 keep it up. Yes. Gents. LavenderBlossoms.org for all of your CBD products give us a LavenderBlossoms.org properly. LavenderBlossoms.org Bob Maple in Golden Colorado is up with 222 A Row of Bud Ducks 222.22 Hello gents, keep good work and thank you for your courage. I attach the failed jingle submission from Sir Vincenzo as a human resource. Aliana submitted for show 1386 always thought it was funny and perfectly understandable but just needed little audio mastering help i think it deserves a second chance at success especially since the m5m is currently doing their best to keep covid alive and pimping the vax again boost anyways if you could play it followed by the visual of
2:12:33 But usual, no. And we'll get the chip... let the chips fall where they may. P.S., Adam can you please add a couple of milliseconds? Oh please! Can you please add a couple of milliseconds to the noise gate for John's mic? The popping is driving me nuts! What popping?! Nah it when you move a little bit away from the mic then it pops in a little bit It's once in a while. It's it's uh Mutanoka is what it is Okay, and fucking but but I did actually change it a little bit just because you said so so III appreciate a follow-up fellow audiophile who? Who cares who cares that much you care we can't well. I think he'd be more classified as an audio engineering type Yeah, there's a poster audio file which is a gal collects overpriced stereo gear
2:13:32 I don't know why that one crept in, but that's what you got. Now we have Andy Scott in Gunter Texas. Gunter! To 1961 my donation is 3 million three hundred and thirty-three thousand three hundred and thirty-three Indonesia rupiah I have lived in Indonesia since George Soros shorted the Thai baht, one baht please. One baht and created the Asian financial crisis of 1998 having lived through a slow-moving currency crisis i would like to add some extra hyperinflating emphasis to the best jingle of The Best Podcast In The Universe all hell's gonna break loose all you're going to need is a bitcoin thanks for all you do Best Podcasts In The Universe cheers! Sawadee Krap from Andy
2:14:15 They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're going to need a bitcoin. Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood, Colorado. I'm not blinking for competitive edge go to image makers Inc dot com for your executive resume and search job search needs. That's Image Makers Inc with a K You heard me. Or go to Linda Loupatskin on the producers list and just look her up, you'll find her I like that she... because we didn't read it but she asked for a chicken sound effect and we both had one We really serviced the client on this one didn't we John? We did a good job on this one Thank you very much to these executive and associate executive producers of episode 1579 of The Best Podcast in The Universe All of these titles
2:15:17 All of these titles are forever. You can always use it, you can always say you're an exec or associate exec of this particular episode put it on your LinkedIn put it on your resume open up and IMDB you can use this almost 800 of them already on IMDb And that's just the start of the many credits that you will soon see as Value for Value sweeps the universe! And all streaming and recorded media becomes value for value Sweepstheuniverse I tell you And if you'd like to learn how to become a producer, go here. Dvorak dot org slash N-A We'll be reading all the other ones up through 50 but just wanted to thank you one more time Our formula is this... we go out, we hit people in the mouth. Shut Up!
2:16:14 And John's gonna take it through to the 50s and we'll get our knights and dames on stage, and give you the meet-ups before we continue with our show. With the promised gay stuff! Yes. Anonymous starts with, at the beginning there he's in San Jose California 150 bucks and he's gonna be you might as well read this or she is going to be damed if you can read this for me I shall! I just realized i am past due to receive my Dame status She? I'd like to claim the title of Dame Zelda of Silicon Valley patron of The Wandering Jews Would love to hear the... oh, I didn't have this one prepared. Would love to hear the shape-shifting Jews jingle and get an extra potent dose of relationship karma! We can do that. Thank you so much for the work you do please let me know how to get my ring well once i have deigned you i'll tell you all about it. Go on, go along with the magical shape shifting Jews step right this way
2:17:14 You've got karma. I wonder why our Jewish listeners find that so entertaining? Bruce Schwalm in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania comes in with $133 and 88 cents. My Michaela E King in Temecula California 100 Stephen Kunkel or Steven in Atlanta, Georgia 100. Sir Brian Tobiasen in Gardner Kansas 8008 with a happy anniversary to John Amimi that's coming up 8-0-0-8 yeah 888 yeah 88 nice wait a minute that's just two days away yeah did you put that in the newsletter I didn't see that no I'll put it in the next newsletter
2:18:11 That's Monday, Tuesday. Tuesday Wednesday. Yeah they do come out on Wednesday be a day off all right. Sardine Bertram in Bibra Lake Washington 8008 oh by the way sorry Brian Tobias and was 880898008 this is sardine and then Kevin McLaughlin's back with 8008 this time he's celebrating Korean melons I love his melon assortment. He likes the Korean melons, he likes melons. He's also a great of Luna and lover of America and boobs Ray Jacobson in Ashland Virginia 80 Tim Carolla in Manassas Virginia 7777 away why it way and why and Wayne cartini in Torrington Connecticut 7421 Rita Harrington is sparks Nevada 65 there she is again
2:19:05 Chad Hewitt in Folsom, California needs a de-douche. You've been de-douched! And he came in with 6006 which is small boobs along with Kevin McLaughlin who doubled up again today from Concord and he came out of 6006 and this is celebrating the Skyrocket Million. Mmm yummy! Have you ever had one? Ben Benstrah in Nashville, Tennessee $59.93 Sam Mennerer which I haven't heard from a while he's in China Australia wherever that is $55.10 Mark Empson and Plainville Connecticut $55.10 Sir Tom Dari in DeForest Wisconsin $55.10 Troy Funderburk in Spokane Washington $55 Michael Gates $52.80 Carl Schneider in Lake Bay Washington $50.33 hasn't donated in awhile
2:20:03 Lynn Malinowski in Stafford, Virginia. 50 and she starts off the fifties. We have a short list today overall. Brian P. Bellen in Ashbury New Jersey Michael LeBar or Barre maybe in Williamstown Michigan Alex Zavala in Kyle Texas Douglas Engstrom in Sandy Lake Pennsylvania He's got some note there, just give me a minute to decipher that. Ernest Holloway in North Richland Hills Texas Samuel Corporation in Schenectady New York Philip Kuzmanowski in Austin Texas
2:20:45 Matthew Smith in Colchester, Suffolk UK. Jim Farrell needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! Birthday donation is on the list Ryan Tierman in North Providence Rhode Island Jonathan Ferris and Liberal Kansas Kelly Johnson in Durango Colorado Matt Mad Matt mad Matt in Minnetonka Minnesota nuts Brett Farrell, I think is in Kansas City. Brian Wilson in Raleigh North Carolina and last on our list is out of San Rafael California Walker Phillips want to thank all these people for helping us get show
2:21:27 $15.79 done! Yeah, thank you all so much and we also want to thank our producers who came in under fifty dollars I see a lot of 49 99 today that is because they want to be anonymous and will never mention their name anything below 50 which is kind of sad because we also have people who are on our sustaining donations list and these are Programs you can make up your own, but if you go to Dvorak.org slash NA You can see weeklies of 33-33 1111 1212 I mean this even I think we saw the $3 whatever you want really? But it's sustaining so it's recurring and that's important for these slower days We really appreciate it when in addition to whatever you might have done for an executive or associate executive producership And you don't have to do that just do five dollars a month
2:22:12 People have become knights and dames on $5 a month. That's how long we've been doing this, and when people do that it is a big celebration! We really love those people as well. And again thank you to our executive and associate executive producers. A little bit of goat karma for everybody in case you needed it... You've got karma And here is our list for today short just like the donations Norman Lear now who put this on the list I? Did you put Norman Lear on the list that probably
2:22:49 You know what's interesting? The reason it is on the list because he is 101. This is reptilian years! And he celebrated on July 27th, so it's a belated birthday my goodness Sir Sagacious Scripturient celebrated yesterday and Jim Farrell celebrates his birthday we say happy birthday to everybody here on behalf of the whole staff and management of the No Agenda Show We got two. We got one Dame, one Knight up on the podium there is a double-bladed one can I have yours? Ah here you go. That's the right one perfect Anonymous! Anonymous! Anonymous pop on up here along with Michael Rogan both of you support The Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more i'm very proud to pronounce the KV as Dame Zelda of Silicon Valley patron of The Wandering Jew
2:23:43 And Sir Mikey Boss, the Irish Catholic sinner. Welcome to the No Agenda Roundtable of the Dames and the Knights for you! We've got Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay. We've got Harlots & Haldol. We've got some Brazilian Hades and Cachaca If you want cowgirls in coffin varnish we have that Bong hits and bourbon Sparkling Siren Escorts, Ginger Ale and Gerbils We've got Breast Milk and Pavlon Vodka Vanilla, Gases and Sake Mutton and mean it's always there. It's always there and that standard fare is there for you And welcome to the roundtable. Go to noagendarings.com You can see the handsome knight and dame ring which you will acquire as soon as you size There's a little sizing guide there shows you how do it Send that to us with an address, and we'll get out to post haste so that you can tweet that out Tweet it out or exit out whatever It's called these days and thank you again for becoming knights endgame of the NO AGENDA Round Table!