Topic: Gitmo Nation Anthem

27 chapters across the catalog

COBALT
Episode 1559 2:54:32 - 3:02:24

1559: COBALT

Outro and Gitmo Nation National Anthem

The show concludes with the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem" and a musical mix by Micah Taylor. The hosts sign off with their traditional catchphrases and a reminder of the next broadcast date. The closing audio features satirical songs about climate change "chemtrails" and the cultural habits of millennials.

Gain of Function
Episode 1244 3:27:30 - 3:36:21

1244: Gain of Function

ADHD Career Statistics, Outro and Gitmo National Anthem

The show concludes with a brief discussion on clinical studies suggesting people with ADHD often end up in sales or in prison. The episode wraps up with a series of "end of show" mixes and the Gitmo Nation National Anthem.

Generational Justce
Episode 1170 2:45:35 - 2:52:42

1170: Generational Justce

Outro, Straight Pride Parade Song and Gitmo Nation Anthem

The show concluded with a musical montage featuring a song about the Straight Pride Parade and a satirical "homelessness experience" ride at Disneyland. Final thoughts touched on the "weasel words" used in the Brexit debate and the "heist" of the British democratic process. The episode ended with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and a sign-off from Opportunity Zone 33.

Algorithmic Amplification
Episode 1096 1:22:15 - 1:30:45

1096: Algorithmic Amplification

Associate Executive Producers and National Anthem

The hosts thank several Associate Executive Producers for their contributions. Sir Timothy requests a parody song and a Michelle Obama clip, while Sir Dwight the Knight requests the "No Agenda National Anthem." The hosts play the "Gitmo Nation" anthem in full, noting the various reasons producers continue to support the show's mockery of authority.

Mix Tape
Episode 947 8:03 - 12:02

947: Mix Tape

Gitmo Nation National Anthem, Douchebag of the Year

The audio mix begins with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and a satirical tribute to the "Douchebag of the Year." A voiceover parodying John Galt from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged confers the "Seal of Atlas" upon the hosts for their audio programming. The segment establishes the show's recurring themes of opposing bureaucratic functionaries and promoting a "balanced news diet."

Meme Fumes
Episode 927 2:56:59 - 3:03:48

927: Meme Fumes

Episode 927 Outro, National Anthem and Sign-off

The hosts conclude Episode 927 with a final mention of the "Al-Baik" Saudi chicken recipe and a reminder of the upcoming Thursday show. The "Gitmo Nation National Anthem" is played, followed by a series of soundbites including Maxine Waters' "Stay Woke" catchphrase. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley.

Bite Work
Episode 858 1:03:07 - 1:08:06

858: Bite Work

Executive Producer Donations, Knighting Ceremony and National Anthem

The show acknowledges high-tier donors, including David Prince and Brian of Douglaston, who contributed to the program during the summer months. John Noonan is knighted as "Sir John Noonan" following a donation from his wife, Amy Poussaint. The segment concludes with a discussion of the "Gitmo Nation" national anthem and the tradition of television stations signing off with the flag.

Bite Work
Episode 858 2:44:36 - 2:48:58

858: Bite Work

NFL Season Opener, National Anthem and Outro

The show wraps up with a look ahead to the NFL season opener and continued monitoring of national anthem protests. The hosts sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, followed by a "Hillary Cleveland cough" mashup and the "Gitmo Nation" national anthem. The episode concludes with a reminder to visit the show's website for notes and future broadcasts.

Prison Prep
Episode 597 1:44 - 3:09

597: Prison Prep

Gitmo Nation National Anthem, John Dvorak Note Retrieval

John Dvorak briefly leaves the recording to retrieve his notes from downstairs. During the transition, Adam Curry plays the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem," a satirical song describing listeners as "happy and distracted slaves" and "human resources."

NEETS
Episode 573 2:48:11 - 2:50:46

573: NEETS

Outro, Wedding Wishes and Gitmo Nation National Anthem

John C. Dvorak prepares to leave for his son's wedding, promising a full report on the nuptials for the Sunday show. Adam Curry closes the episode by playing the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem" as requested by a Russian listener. The hosts sign off with their traditional FEMA region identifiers and a reminder to support the show via the value-for-value model.

Spam Horse
Episode 499

499: Spam Horse

Gitmo Nation National Anthem and Episode 499 Introduction

The program opens with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and the formal introduction of episode 499. Hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak establish their locations in Austin, Texas, and Silicon Valley, California, respectively. They welcome the audience to the Thursday, March 28, 2013, broadcast.

Punch a Puppy!
Episode 458 1:49:28 - 1:52:48

458: Punch a Puppy!

Gitmo Nation National Anthem and Meta-Prepper Humor

The hosts play the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem" for the audience and acknowledge a donation from a couple in Boston who recently became "house poor." The donor praises Dvorak's "meta-prepper" jokes as the funniest moment of his career. Adam Curry reiterates the tactical advantage of using an electric vehicle for survivalist scenarios.

Burka Bellyflop
Episode 430 2:34:57 - 2:37:09

430: Burka Bellyflop

Gitmo Nation National Anthem, Show Outro

The hosts conclude the episode by playing the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem" and providing the show's donation URL. Adam Curry prepares to continue the Hot Pockets tour through Oklahoma, while John C. Dvorak signs off from Northern Silicon Valley. The program ends with a final reminder of the "value for value" model.

Agenda 21
Episode 315 1:35:41 - 1:39:35

315: Agenda 21

Gitmo Nation National Anthem and Knighting Ceremony

The "Gitmo Nation National Anthem" is played for the audience, followed by a formal knighting ceremony for Francine Hardaway, John W. Schuman, and Lawrence McBride. The hosts emphasize that the show is entirely listener-supported and thank the new knights and dames for their $1,000+ contributions.