Agenda 21

00:00 We're talking the CIA computers taking names and database of addresses! Beaming with pride here at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West, The People's Republic of Southern California. Home of the Miss USA factory manufactured Diamond Crown! In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where I said head it not hit it...I'm John C. Dvorak It's crackpotting buzzkills! You can head me anytime you want

00:40 He's such a douchebag. A total PR shill. In driving a Volt, they gave it to me to drive around so I could talk about it because you know like a blogger yeah we got a great interactive strategy here well give a Volt away to influential people Yeah I'm jealous driving around in an I can't get laid mobile Oh I've go the Volt for five days So what? The I can't get laid mobile Oh yeah, the Volt. The Volt which looks a little bit like it's mixed between an old Pontiac Aztek and a Prius Yeah there is your chick mobile I'm telling you this is what I said! I am telling you that this is perfect You are exactly the right audience for these lame ass cars Old men...old man who can't get laid anymore There ya go Hey Chevy great move

01:36 Great move getting the car buying market guys great move read all about it in market watch calm with your shield John C Devorak somewhere anyway good so So they've traced the E. Coli to the beans for sure well hold on a second in the morning to you John oh And in the morning to all boots on the ground, feets and ears. And all ships at sea! And all of our human resources who are charged up and ready to go as usual In the chatroom noagentistream.com Noagentachat.net Completely charged I can see because they... I can't stop thinking it's Sunday It's bugging me to know end You know it's because that car you're driving is a time machine It's actually a time machine

02:25 So let me ask you a question about E. coli I didn't, I thought that E. coli had to attach itself to a protein like an animal i didn't think it could attach itself to vegetables I don't know They have human-human transference now though Well apparently this is a human based E. coli that's been floating around for awhile according to the researchers I mean it could be a biological weapon for all we know but the fact is i don't know what the point of it is but if I thought was interesting and more women than men got this ailment because they're the ones that seem to have been suckered into the idea that these sprouts raw your sandwich which is a good idea which did crop up remember when that first cropped up and of course I'm in the Berkeley area so you've cropped up around here being sprout heaven

03:20 And so, you know one of these... You go to some place and say would you like this sandwich? Order a sandwich. Remember the first... They actually ask as in like a topping Yeah, they said would you like bean sprouts on your sandwich? And I think the first time I heard that I said What?! It's like why would I want bean sprouts on my sandwich. I'll have a chocolate yogurt Would you like bean sprouts on that or Jimmy's The other one that they you know that cropped up around here right at them I think around the mid 90s was wheat grass Oh, I remember that yeah well in Mickey's totally onboard with the

03:57 with the bean sprout thing. Why? Because, I don't know... She's healthy! Well who says?! Oh she says! Look she is making the salad so i'm just eating it but she had some other beansprouts the other day they were like um they were kind of hard and crunchy I didn't know what they were. Were they the big giant ones like the Chinese cook with? Not well, not giant but like a pebble it's like pebbles in your salad with little tail. Maybe she threw some rocks in there. Like baby this salad is wonderful! Mmm-hmm I remember one time we're at the... It'll take 20 seconds before she walks in here and gives me the face

04:41 The face. She's on the delay, she's looking at the street It's not called the face! Yeah it's not the look its' the face you gotta be very careful. Just a stink eye Oh yeah, oh my goodness You're making me look like an idiot Hey uh... I dove into our uh... Let me say it differently There is only one thing that makes me more angry than the actual actions of The Elites John What was that Adam? I mean it's one thing to, by the way i think i accurately predicted 5 000 troops being drawn down which is exactly the number. Yeah total 10 000 this year but they'll come up with some other reason why they can't bring that second five thousand. Oh yeah no i'm totally on board with this a thousand percent that they're going to come up with some bogus reason they can't actually do the simplest... By the way if you read the front page of today's New York Times- No i didn't thank you

05:39 What can you I mean, what do you think a headline would be on the troop withdrawal? Well just give me write a headline for me. Troop withdrawal President makes good on promise President orders rapid troop cuts in Afghanistan. Rapid! Hold on a second, let me take you back John hop into your Chevy Volt Let's go back in your time machine everybody to 2007 I will promise you this that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president it is the first thing I will do I will get our troops home We will bring an end to this war You can take that to the bank Yay

06:18 You take that to the bank. I think Adam is specifically referring to Iraq Well he didn't do that there either, now did he? No well...that's a good point By the way In other words what difference does it make yes When President Obama took office there were uh Do you know how many troops there were in Afghanistan when he came into office? I think they were 50 or 60 thousand Less 38 thousand Oh there were 38,000 when he got in? Yeah. 38,000 when he got in then it just built up and then we had the surge an additional 30,000 so if we actually take out the 33,000 which of course is the part that really... It's one thing

07:01 to lie and cheat and finagle, and weasel. And oh it's a rapid drawdown It's another to throw the number 33 in my face. And by the way how is it a rapid draw down if its going to take three years? Well this depends on your definition of rapid. The world war 2 only lasted four! So 68 thousand troops will be left which is double what was there almost double what was there when he came into office Go figure out now the new normal is of course all these smaller wars everywhere without personnel. See, this is the great thing you can still have your really expensive stuff you know your drone helicopters I don't think that's a cheap machine by the way You got your drone helicopters but you've got no troops anywhere just million dollars a hellfire This is great! The military industrial complex wins We win because no one gets killed at least on our side

08:00 Now of course we lose because it's going to be another half a trillion dollars just until the end of this year. It is absolutely outrageous, absolutely outrageous! The guy getting up there lying about stuff rapid 5,000 and immediately on The Voice you know that NBC show Yeah, the singing thing. They had all these patriotic songs Coincidentally this particular episode like America's I think not! America the beautiful Oh I missed that, it was pretty funny Oh jeez, oh horrible And then this morning on CNN It's like you know you get Military wives yeah he might be coming home You know that so insulting That is so insulting It really is

08:50 It was um... I don't know if you- a lot of people, this relates to it. A lot of people started tweeting and Fox edited Jon Stewart! Oh, you know this is the most stupidest thing I have ever seen. Yeah so and then we're not gonna talk about that story but you know like I might as well go watch and see what it was You know like really? It was nothing they edited nothing! What does it matter?! Are you surprised?? And Jon Stewart apparently made a big deal out of it So I go to watch... No he didn't. I watched Jon Stewart He did not make a big deal Well someone made a big deal out of it The guys like Olbermann

09:33 I go to watch the episode which is Chris Matthews. Chris Matthews? No, uh... Chris Wallace. Chris Wallace. Ehh... Ted Wallace over there on the Fox network and here's the opening tease. We'll talk with comedian Jon Stewart a little later but first we're honored to sit down with Defense Secretary Robert Gates I'm like oh of course! We've gotta be distracted so no one watches the actual information where the guy sitting there with Charles Gates because that's where the real information was, of course It was a, what do you call it? An elite fest I would have to say. When...

10:14 Secretary of Defense, he's still that for a couple more days was asked about the so-called hostilities in Libya and you know this is all about the war powers resolution. You know the whole charade... There are no hostilities so we can do whatever we want Well but when Gates is saying this and you have to go look at the video with the show notes 315 dot NA show notes dot com He's actually smiling Secretary Gates Is the US involved in hostilities in Libya? The way I like to put it is, from our standpoint at the Pentagon we're involved in a limited kinetic operation. And he's just smiling! We call that a limited kinetic operation! Well it IS funny... Well yeah but you know it's not THAT funny! It's sad!

11:03 It's sad. Where do they dream this stuff? You know, he was laughing about the fact that it was actually one of the obviously male boys who came up with that idea for the phrase. working on that phrase. Kinetic opportunity and it was like you know the mail boy came up with it they should have added like a limited kinetic opportunity for winning the future they could have like combined it yeah they could put a little more to it he went on just to pour a little bit more on top of the flames there if I'm in Gaddafi's palace, I suspect I think I am at war okay let me just check John are you in the palace yet?

11:43 I suspect that they're bombing me. If i'm in the palace, not outside! Not crossing the border... if im in the palace, I suspect Im at war President, the reason I'm asking of course is that president... And this douchebag doesn't go like what? Are you out of your mind Gates old man. No he doesn't say that let me go to the next question on the script. President Obama and you kind of ducked the question very ably I must say President Obama told Congress this week that the War Powers Act does not apply to what's going on in Libya The official White House report to Congress said this US military operations are distinct

12:22 from the kind of hostilities contemplated by the War Powers Act and the president reportedly rejected the legal opinion of the Pentagon's General Counsel, Jay Johnson as well as the Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel. Question? Are you comfortable with that?" What a lead-in huh! Is that a script or what?! Obviously it's a script, you're reading off of prompter but I don't like the setup where you present some information and then say question. Well yeah but that is to alert the old man... Question! What? Question means your line is coming up Billy Boy Gates

13:00 I think that the president is in a position to take the advice of a variety of people and also on legal as other matters, that he has the opportunity to make his own decisions. In fact, I'm confident he would not make a judgment along these lines if he were not confident that he was acting in a constitutional manner. Well, I understand you're saying he's confident and comfortable with the fact that he is operating a constitutional manner but you know to someone who sees we're spending what ten million dollars a day, we have drones bombing Libya, we have surveillance, we had intel how is that not hostilities? well I'm gonna defer to the White House and to the president on legal interpretations. You said... We need to get the legal interpretation of the word hostilities

14:02 Yeah, it's a bunch of crap. Yeah but it's more than just a bunch of cat looks like our IRC server got slammed that's interesting slammed with what like Like killed that isn't I have not seen that happen ever Wow R6 the RCS servers go down every so often they have net splits But but this is wow I've never seen that where everything just absolutely like one up well It's lol sec Hey, you know we did miss one thing John. I'm a little pissed at myself During the whole wiener gate thing yeah, I missed one they pulled a fast one on me executive order 1 3 5 7 5 Okay, oh yeah hold on a second bring it up here Executive order 135 oops no. I don't want these no Thanks and go away with your damn ads hate your ads um

15:00 This is the White House Rural Council. Now it may not sound like much... but there's a lot of things that are in this executive order. This came out on June 9th, the height of Wiener Gate I think they just had this all written up ready to go and then like... Oh they probably have a bunch of stuff in abeyance Yeah and i warned ourselves we need to pay attention because you know something is going happen or gonna miss it No its not like we missed by a mile no but still it's still 10-11 days So this is President Obama 86th Executive Order which by the way puts him

15:37 He's getting... see Bush had 290 over two terms, so Obama is getting up there. He's gettin' close at least on par with the track record Okay this is the White House Rural Council It's designed Let me give you section one Policy Section 1 policy which by the way could also be pronounced as policy 16% of the American population lives in rural counties. Strong, sustainable rural communities are essential to winning the future and ensuring American competitiveness in the years ahead. These communities supply our food, fiber and energy, safeguard our natural resources, and are essential in development of science and innovation

16:25 Though rural communities face numerous challenges, they also present enormous economic potential. The federal government has an important role to play in order to expand across to the capital necessary for economic growth, promote innovation, improve access to health care and education, and expand our outdoor recreational activities on public lands." Do you know what this is leading to? Because I'm ready to break it down for ya. FEMA concentration camps! No, this is Agenda 21 my friend This is agenda 21 to the T. Oh, agenda 21 that idiotic thing from the UN? Yeah but it's a little frightening we've got... I know it's bad yeah so what's the executive order number? It's 13575

17:10 So who is on this White House Rural Council? You'd think we have some farmers and some other people, don't you? Monsanto. Well how about the following people Tim Geithner Bob Gates Eric Holder Ken Salazar Gary Locke Hilda Sallis Kathleen Sebelius Ray LaHood Arne Duncan Janet Napolitano Lisa Jackson Michael Copps Peter Orszag John Holdren Austin Goolsbee It just goes on and on. Valerie Jarrett, by the way... May I just add my favorite friend? What is she doing there? Well she's really important! She's the White House Office of Public Engagement Intergovernmental Affairs Of course she serves on the board of Local Initiative Support Corporation which completely uses Agenda 21 language

18:02 Explain to people out there what Agenda 21 is if they haven't because we really never discuss it in great detail on the show. So, it's a very hidden agenda... It's not hidden! You can go to the UN website and download a copy No I know but the way its propagated is little hidden so it's the sustainable development Project which I think a hundred and seventy three nations signed on to and this was signed by I think Bill Clinton's sign this actually so This brings in then. This is the real key, and that's even in this executive order it brings in NGOs non-governmental organizations ie money laundering practices

18:44 To, you know to basically take away your land. So here are the key words Sustainable development is the word you have to look out for whenever that That basically means we're gonna take your land because you don't know how to develop it You stupid slave Social equity is another big one to benefit equally from the resources afforded us by society and environment in other words redistribute everything economic prosperity or public-private partnerships. This is a really dangerous one because of course the companies that get into bed with the government under PPP, they get the tax breaks then we have let me see

19:27 Yeah, it was the Earth Summit Strategy to Save Our Planets is when Bill Clinton signed this I guess. But again it kind of goes way back The whole thing as part of a scheme for global governance Exactly now let me read you a quote from President Bill Clinton's advisor to the President's Council on Sustainable Development. Quote, Participating in a United Nations-advocated planning process would very likely bring out many of the conspiracy fixated groups and individuals in our society This segment of our society who fear one world government and a UN invasion of the United States through which our individual freedom would be stripped away, would actively work to defeat any elected official who joined the conspiracy

20:27 by undertaking agenda 21. So we call our process something else such as comprehensive planning, growth management or smart growth so this is the stuff you gotta watch out for. Where did you read that? That's a statement I have a quote here of J Gary Lawrence advisor to President Clinton's Council on Sustainable Development. He said that we have the bullshit the public yeah exactly what he said no we got to change the words So what are the key, what are the words you want to look for? So the keywords you want to look for are sustainable development. Yeah that one we got. Social equity social injustice. I'm talking about the list that he gave. Oh comprehensive planning growth management or smart growth it's a nice list isn't it? Growth management...I'm writing these down and uh.. Smart growth

21:27 I like that. That's a good one. It's like it's like a smart grid. Yeah, we can't just we can be just growing. We're going to have to go smart growth. So these are all essentially these are our key words that are used to do it too. befuddle the public at large but also to clue in like the number 33 exactly the Insider so when you hear smart growth and you're on the inside of this scam then then you know we wink okay I'm on board time to buy stocks in whatever company is involved in the smart well that gets Smart grid it's all part of that smart grid must be part of it mm-hmm so

22:08 So this is another move in the Agenda 21 which we just completely missed and of course I don't think i saw it mentioned anywhere in the news John did you catch any of it? Well let me just, here. I got The New York Times right here Yeah why dontcha take a look We could get lucky No not in there Nah not in there. Ah jeez Crazy, crazy how that happens. Smartgrowth.org, smart growth online supporting the development of vibrant healthy communities I think you can go to this website and probably key into a lot of the action Wait a minute isn't there a smartgrowth.gov? Well there might be Let me see...smart no NO! We can't register it anymore unfortunately No more dot gov throwaways

22:56 It's pretty good. Speaker Siri, they got a bunch of public speakers that have all the names of the people. The DOT announces $775 million in grants. EPA announces Greening America's Capital Program. This website is a project of NCAT funded by the US EPA The EPA, there you go. That creepy woman? Yeah that's Jackson who is in... Lisa Jackson she on the list of people? Yes yes she is on the list of people I just mentioned her name and here's one of them this idiot our Washington state governor who was a complete sellout moron

23:34 Greg war don't hold back. It says Chris Gregoire, she's a woman Oh, okay Washington state needs to create and maintain vibrant communities if you want to continue to attract a strong workforce in growing businesses I'm proud of the remarkable work that's going on across our state to balance economic growth with sustainable development There it is You gotta look out for these sustainable words So she's obviously part of the scam. I got a nice little primer on agenda 21. This is good! Yeah, we haven't talked about this enough because it has been creeping in slowly and all of sudden you're like oh my goodness Wow. On page two there's a network partners they got all kind of American farmland trust, American Institute of Architects Center for communities by design. Oh not communities hey you're not... They're against like single-family homes live in an apartment block slave! You know they're against that which maybe by the way if you think about it and maybe they reason that the housing prices have been so forcefully

24:32 dumped into the toilet to get people, and you hear a lot of them. The meme is out there oh I'd rather live in an apartment or it's better to live in an apartment which is Soviet style living lifestyle where you're living in an apartment and yeah okay so your neighbor's nuts next door pounds on the wall all night no big deal this is better sustainable. It's sustainable! Or does a podcast should report that bastard He's doing a podcast all night. Great, he gets up at 530 to do some stupid podcast! I'm reporting him. Hey this is not good... Oh yeah this is nasty. Agenda 21 and I've heard people talk it's like the Codex Alimentarius It's one of these things that just seeps in from all different directions but there's so much money and now the president has actually put out an executive order funding this

25:27 in the United States, funding it and giving the money to non-governmental organizations. We should have one we need... Somebody you gotta get to this page too there's all these links to all these operations here is one Rails To Trails Conservancy Rails The Trails everybody! Rails The Trail so you get on a train find a trail build a rail and walk Get on a trail and drive around your bike Hey! This is awesome. I can't wait to get me some Green petition delivered to Congress Trail of the Month cutting 36 miles through the former coal country of Western Pennsylvania, The Ghost Town Trail which is... you know so this is just amazing Yeah, I knew I'd get you started on that

26:16 No, this is not you shouldn't have brought this up so early in the show. I'm gonna be blindering on these websites! But I always try to bring up the things in the show early on which said work has been done and it's not clip based It's like, you know, its research-based Smart America dot org. I'm telling you these are all... Smart Growth America making neighborhoods great together How about smart girth growth america? Dot org and maybe we could get some money Hey, we need more girth growth and it has to be smart and sustainable. SustainableErections.org Here's a guy who is going to be in the news Jeff Anderson spelled G-e-o-f-f Hey hey that's Sir Jeff also spelled that way

26:58 So we don't... I think it's a great name. Yes, that's what i thought. Jeff Anderson president and CEO of Smart Growth America topped the list this week of the most influential leaders in sustainable community planning and development Yeah, the power of ten. He's been standing and giving a speech in the back of it to speech is got a big There's a big sign we have to look out for says the power of 10 Oh wait a minute is this something new? Is this a new meme? This is a new something it is Hmm the powers had him that's kind of weird yeah Yeah, it sounds like a bad thing. So um Jeff Smith It's the Jeff Smith so I've been practicing. I've been practicing Because this Rick Perry guy You know the televangelist from Texas so apparently this is kind of weird This guy has been like lurking in the wings he pledged when he became

27:54 Is he governor, I think? Of Texas. Yeah, Governor of Texas which is a job that's mostly just bull crap job there's no real governor it's not like they really run anything So... He had pledged he would not run for president and then he went back on his pledge so now I think there was some timing in there and i got a feeling this guy has been set up and he's a shilly But I've been practicing his voice And so this guy this guy is a mate. I love it cuz instead of hello everybody he says howdy Howdy, I'm Rick Perry. I want to thank all the bloggers because you got an award like some listen to this guy and Alternative media he's talking us John He has a message for us. He said tweet he says he yeah, don't blow

28:42 don't blow my punchline. Howdy this is Rick Perry and I want to thank Eric Telford and Americans for Prosperity for this award. Award! Also want to thank the blogging community, also want to thank the blogging community, I'm practicing, your spirited defense of the values that made our nation great it's a spirited defense John spirited, fruitile but spirited in your efforts just what spirited defense that makes something great what was he talking about hold elected officials accountable accountable you know whether you consider yourself a blogger or new media activist you're part of a powerful force that is restoring balance to the public discourse. A powerful force and then of course he delivers the line which will be the jingle for the next couple weeks as he shills his campaign finance text number... Putting America back on track to true greatness. Alright everybody Until then, if you've had enough take out your phone and text FEDUP to 95613

29:42 And you can always follow me on Twitter. You can always... You can always follow me on Twitter! Yeah, that's the good one. You can always follow me on Tweetr. And you can always follow me on Tweeter. And you can always follow me on Tweeter. Yeah the guy is a genius he is right on top of things. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you The next president of United States Of America!!! And you can always follow me on Tweeter That's right. You can always follow me on Tweeter But don't you worry. What an idiot! I'm no idiot, if you consider yourself a blogger You can always follow me on Twitter That Anthony Weiner was doing it on Twitter It was not a good thing So I am looking at an article that discussed Wiener and said that he continued... He can quit but he can keep his pension like $1.5 million Yeah And like 5 million bucks of campaign finance right?

30:40 Why does he get to keep the campaign finance now if that's true think about this when I read that? Just let a couple of lights went on. Yeah, I got an idea yeah Why is this the reason because we do have this theory that Obama is not gonna run for the second term under some circumstance Is did he start his campaign early so he could collect as much money As you can possibly get and then walk with it It's a possibility at the whole thing is I'm a little befuddled by it to say the least. I don't understand exactly how it works. That's what I'd like to find out, somebody out there might know because I don't know how it works either because I thought that campaign financing was so... There were all these election committee and all these other operations that keep fraud from creeping in but seems to me if you can run for office then collect

31:35 load of money and then say, you know I don't think we're going to run and walk with the money which is what it sounds like Wiener's just done. Why can't the president do the same thing? Because he said that he's aiming for a billion! Well more importantly why can't WE do the same thing?! Why don't you just do it and then tell me how the bookkeeping goes for you? Just let you know how that goes. Yeah, why don't you do that and then we'll keep tabs on it I got an email just Related to Wiener gate and then we should get to thanking some people who supported the show this week This is from our producer junk junk now junk is he's a member of the

32:19 He works with EOD personnel. That's the explosive demolition people and he has an interesting story, he says I had a conversation the entire conversation was unprovoked with one of these retired EOD guys And he said I didn't start anything, I didn't ask anything...I just listened to what he had to say but at the end of stories that I was laughing like a maniac So his co-worker had done a service during the Clinton administration. Because these guys also do like secret service and you know, these are... These are the real guys who do stuff. They go dismantle bombs so they have a... They're like Navy SEAL stuff

33:03 He mentioned that Lucifer Hillary Clinton was absolutely horrible to all of her Secret Service details. This is a known fact, and Bill was extremely friendly but that's only because Bill just wanted everyone to like him regardless it wasn't genuine he also explained there was rather common knowledge amongst the secret service personnel that didn't matter how much bill philandered around because Hillary had several women over on the side and really didn't care what builded Now the most interesting piece it says is when he began describing the main focus of Lucifer's interest which was quote, a pretty young Arabian thing who was her assistant. And he described Huma Abedin to a T had the age right and everything now this guy didn't make any connection between Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin but you just talking to this guy about Lucifer Hillary Clinton's girlfriend who she referred to as the pretty young Arabian thing

34:03 Just kind of adds a little more credence to know yeah, you know how come what this puts us? This puts us right in the I mean. I think it's all completely right on the money But it puts us in the nutball category unfortunately no It's not unfortunate because if if no fortunate actually right yeah Like they don't need to be we don't is your name Adam curry Sorry Hot pockets! And it's so sad if only she would just say, hey look I'm gay. So what? This is my girlfriend It would be okay. Yeah It would be okay and i got no problem with ya But now you know this is sad

34:43 Meanwhile wieners a beard Wiener's a beer That's it on the next extra waiters of beards catch it here with your special correspondent John C. Dvorak John how you doing? Hello, Adam yeah Thank You wolf just I'm just gonna end everything with back to you Wolf so let's Back let's thank our executive producers for today show okay wolf Five we got five executive producers. Holy cow beginning with Chris Ruddy, New York Request Carmen to get us two new puppies to quickly learn to quiet down and stop peeing inside

35:27 I think you know read a book on dogs really gotta be mean with these dogs when they're puppies but besides that karma is for like getting the job yeah not for dog pee. It's waste of karma it's a it's a karma waste, its no good And Chris will be a knight with his next donation by the way, we have to make sure that changes note in the mail. Oh really? Okay. Francine Hardaway who will be a knight today. She will she will be a dame A dame well

36:02 366 I was making my dog another dog story. What's up with us? Making my dogs dinner and they were wildly barking so I said to them shut up slaves And I read this as a signal that I had to finish my knighthood contribution, but take a little karma Although mine is pretty good okay? That means what's happening is people are seeing these night and Dame rings And they're like, you know I only have a little ways to go to finish off my knighthood. This is- They want it! She wants some de-douching also Give her a de-douching Absolutely You've been de-douched Sorry, I could have done a double shot but... she gets a split douche karma

36:46 John Schumann, she says that if you do that maybe Wiener will talk to me again. I'm not sure what she's referring to. John Schuman Madison Wisconsin 333 33 Do you guys get the honorary degree from J-Schools? Me and Knight Shucks ring size 12.5 No, we don't get honorary degree offers from J schools. Joshua Dilsever or Dilsaver? Dilsever. One of the two. Springfield Moe 3333 Please play the Getmo Nation National Anthem so I may be happy and distracted slave will do that later rather than calling them out as douchebags may get some karma for oh this is interesting he's who wants karma for Shelton Dustin and Nick so they'll donate So we have to do a douchebag Karma

37:32 Well, they want... he just wants.. he thinks that the theory might be wrong and we should just call it give them karma and maybe they'll donate. Okay let's try to see if it works You've got karma I like that theory It's a positive on the positive tip The problem with the theories is the douchebag thing has worked quite well Yeah well it could be a new variant We don't know when we're not in charge of the Karma And another 333-333 from Steve Negrete in Thornton, Colorado. Also Timothy Cavanaugh, Sir Timothy at... Laughton Michigan 23223 Hey John and Adam my night ring arrived this week and it is so amazing

38:13 that I had to donate. I will be listening to this episode on my way to Chicago, and was hoping you could call out Charlie McKinney who'll be sitting right next to me as a douchebag! Wait a minute that was a broken douche. Let's make sure... Hey Charlie McKinney! You got a double. Double-douche. Also can i get a little karma for good weather and white socks victory on Friday? We don't control sports but we'l try. and finally gary costell nick in mission viejo california who uh... that kind of came in at two hundred one dollars and we want to thank all these executive and associate executive producers are the ones who made this show possible along with the other donors will talk about later in the show and not hopefully uh... will continue on a dispenser the rest of the summer although it would be so nice uh... in particular because uh... miss mickey and i of course are going on our

39:05 Our trip the hot pockets 2008 tour across America We start July 15th as we'll be flying off with tickets are booked to Virginia To visit Baroness Maggie Vincent of Virginia. It's kind of cool because we got the we got a Another listener picking us up at the airport you know we have to fly to Dulles cuz it's not really there's nothing really like A direct flight to Virginia I'm not gonna mention him, but he says oh yeah no problem. I'll be picking up It's about an hour's drive from the Pentagon to your place

39:41 to the airport, I'm like okay. Yeah okay Do you think maybe he slipped on the script or something? From the Pentagon and like okay Somebody from our office picked these jokers up Can somebody from the Secret Service do this run You could take the van Take the black van So uh... You guys can get in the back but you have to be cuffed Oh my goodness. Anyway, so we're very excited about that you can follow everything at HotPockets2008.com and for those of you who don't understand the 2008 is because our president signed the guest book in Westminster Abbey as Barack Obama 2008 even though it was clearly 2011 So we too are being reactivated and were just trying to play it hip like all the cool presidents do Quick PR mentions that we have

40:39 Jeff says I wanted to get you some Mormon based Thanks, so Mormon based domain names is forward to know agenda show comms. Oh, I gotcha ask an ex-mormon calm and he's gonna Work on a side project So I guess it's gonna he's gonna forward that and then he's going to create something we'll keep an eye on that This just discussed we now are the proud recipients of forwarding traffic from journalism license calm Yeah, I mean. I'm not saying much but we might be able to hand those out John I like it I mean did you see the list of $33 and 33 cents for the podcast licenses? Yeah yeah, I think we do a journalism life It takes me as long to create and by the way You get your own site you get like first name last name dot podcast license comm so

41:32 So it's like a real thing. You know, you can say oh yeah? Oh yeah you got a problem with that check my podcast license bitch We can consider at a journalism licensed calm Nice Ford we received Mon scamp toe calm nice like that one along with new squirrel order calm ooh I liked that one The new squirrel orders and donate bitcoins to dot me Yeah, that'll go far. Donatebitcoins.me So now I guess for a hundred eighty thousand bucks you can buy your own top-level domain? Yeah Is it 180,000 is that what it costs yeah what a scam yeah That's a real scam but it would be cool to have that

42:22 Yeah, no. No wait it would be cooler to have a hundred eighty thousand dollars on yeah, let's move on Bananas doom calm not quite sure what the point is of that We have internet license dot me which actually I kind of like it doesn't sound as official but it's kind of like a request Is the government corrupt comm there you go? That's forwarding to noagendershow.com as well as crackpotandbuzzkill.com I thought we already had that one? How did that one get by us?! I have no idea, did i just miss it or something? Are you kidding me? Dot com?? Maybe it was just added... We have this list and we've got producer Simon who is adding all these domain names to domains dot nashownotes dot com so maybe just got... might of been a cross in traffic

43:12 Here's one that is possible. We could probably sell this to the Germans for Gitmo Nation sauerkraut, remember they're starting to hand out internet passes? To the little slavelets there in school. Internetmediapass.com which might be something... It's like a hall pass! In the morning Adam says Lee want to tell you a story just happened to my 75 year old grandmother Just came back from visiting the US. I had to ask what was it like going through the airports and the TSA well She wasn't too impressed with the body scanner, but the icing on the cake was with the TSA agent advising her she needs a better supporting bra and how the straps need adjusting What yeah?

43:54 This is what the TSA told his 75 year old grandmother. Hey granny, your bra, yeah your boobs are hanging down! Get us some better support! You're making me want to throw up So he created AmericaOrBust.com as a forward in honor of his grandmother, which I think is beautiful fantastic and those are our PR mentions for this episode and of course we want to really thank our executive producers Chris Ruddy Francine Hardaway John Schumann Joshua Dilsever or Dilsaver? I think it's Dilserver

44:33 Steve Negrete and associate executive producer Sir Timothy Kavanaugh and Gary Kostelnik. Thank you so much for supporting this program we cannot, will not and do not play commercials We have no commercial interests And the Chevy Volt sucks ass So! You can do this and go out and propagate the formula Our formula is this... We go out, we hit people in the mouth Lord of the... Todd Brown

45:08 Shut up, slave! Stop peeing in the kitchen. Talking to the dog? Yeah trying to help Francine out there So I got a couple interesting things that ran it you know sometimes when you do clips You uh...you end up with When you listen to the clip you find- you discover something Can i ask you a question before you do this What happens if you go through TSA and you don't have a bra on If you're a woman? Yeah, well John since you go last time try it John. Try going through the checkpoint without a bra and tell me how it works out for ya So what happens is the following Everybody to the screening! To the screening terminal We have an opt-out, opt out, opt out, opt out Come on everybody let's go

46:05 Secondary screening for this person. Tertiary screening, I'm next! Yeah you got a fourth screening just to make absolutely sure? I don't know what do you think? I don't know! I think we just described it... I'll ask Mickey to do it. Mickey will do it She'll take one for the team All right, so anyway back to my thing. So I've discussed you know you must do this You make a clip and then you listen to these oh my god. I didn't pick up on that little new Oh yeah happens all the time because for one thing when you're seeing something is one thing but when you're listening just listening your different part of your brain is at work Yeah, so I didn't realize so I'm what listen? I got this clip and I clipped it because it is a The clip is the incredible revelation

46:55 This is a Jimmy Fallon show. I took the clip because i thought it was funny that the actress Cameron Diaz promoted the use of marijuana, I thought it was amusing and she did in a funny offhanded way but in the process of her coming out saying marijuana's great Fallon says, actually says hey that you this is not in the script. This is not what we're supposed to be talking about really But he only gets caught, it's a very short thing you'll hear it in here. And then at the end after she says no no was the character in the movie who said that and then he says good save In other words he made so the overlords can... He has the memo that will be flying this is not what was discussed we should not be discussing Well let's talk about this in the middle listen to clip first Oh yeah definitely I make her inhale like hold it in! Hold it in!

47:52 You're awful, but it's very very much fun. Very very fun weed is awesome Thank you very much I don't think that was in my one of my character says that's not what yes a line My character says in the movie Nice save yeah Yeah, so the way this works on these talk shows if you go in two or three days before and And you sit down and you do the pre-interview with a segment producer. And the segment producer is going to push you towards what they want out of you to start with now with Cameron Diaz That's a little bit different because she's Cameron Diaz and you know, it's Cameron Diaz But still she's being told what the segments going to be about She has the PR person from the movie there with her who is of course has her agenda and yeah? And the whole thing is they want to make sure that There's not too much weed reference because that can't be no this is about a bad teacher. It shouldn't just be

48:53 about weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. And of course Cameron's a little loose cannon and this is why Jimmy Kimmel was freaked out because he has a list of exactly... What did I say? Oh Fallon. Kimmel-Fallon same difference He has a script and he has a rundown of everything that is pre-produced, and all he has to do is kick off the first question. And he already knows what the answer's gonna be! They always allow for a funny story so I don't know if she had her own little personal funny story but it's all rehearsed right down to the timing of it. That's why...it sucks

49:30 It totally sucks, but I heard the guy says wait a minute. This isn't in this script This isn't what we're supposed to be talking about I mean he did she did kind of step on that line But you could hear it clearly and then he I mean it was just so it just was like well bro Why we watch this crap? Yeah there was another drug thing that was going on and And of course you know I had the no agenda news network calm which I think I signed up another 50 producers to this thing This is great We're on fire now There's always something new going on there. So I see the story crop up all around Gitmo Nation Europe United States of Europe about bad coke, I see it in Holland and the lowlands...I think i saw it in maybe it was Norway you can I can hear you typing so your googling around to this bad coke bad coke bad coke and like okay what's going on then also not bad coke in America! And is not just that its greatly bad

50:24 Sharers, if cocaine use isn't risky enough now there is this new danger associated with the drug. It can cause your flesh to rot! That is right doctors here at UCLA or I should say Harbor-UCLA Medical Center we're seeing an alarming number of patients with a mysterious skin condition but now that condition that mystery is solved Michelle Pfeiffer's character in the movie Scarface arguably made snorting cocaine look glamorous and reinforced stereotypes that coke is the drug of choice of the rich, and sometimes famous. Al Pacino's Crime Kingpin did plenty a blow as well both probably wouldn't get close to this stuff Pay attention to all...this is very relevant to what to the piece you don't think it is but it is However if they knew about alarming trend among users today

51:16 rotting black flesh on the nose, ears neck all over the body in some cases. The effects look like frostbite or gangrene but a dermatologist at Harbor UCLA Medical Center in Torrance along with researchers and San Francisco and New York found the culprit Dr. Noah Kraft co-authored a case study describing a series of patients that had taken contaminated cocaine either by snorting it or smoking it and then horrible severe skin reaction that developed from the contaminant in the cocaine. That contaminant Kraft says, is called levamisole. A drug used to deworm livestock Well it's unclear why exactly it's being cut into the cocaine but there are some older papers in the literature describing that it does stimulate neurons the same way that cocaine does So that is the relevant bit Here's what's going on The government The CIA in particular

52:14 Are very worried because kids more and more are turning to chemicals that they're cooking up like bath salts and now apparently this deworming stuff which can get you high. They're worried because the weaseling in on their business This is the government's business to sell you the cocaine. And they don't want you taking the bad stuff, so that's why they bring in the... Hey! You gotta get the pure stuff, you gotta get the Al Pacino stuff, you gotta get the Sharon Stone stuff, you gotta get the good stuff. You've gotta be careful kids. This is not about look out for bad coke this is like make sure you get ours. This is PR and apparently this is all over the world now. This deworming stuff

53:01 It's weird. A couple of things, you know they... I don't see that anything in the movie Scarface glamorized use of cocaine Are you kidding me? Yeah! No?! It's uh, this is a guy. He's got a big pile his face falls in it he becomes completely insane the woman is strung out You don't know nothing of course of course scarface is like awesome Yeah, say hello to my little friend every you know everyone forgets that you know he gets blown away at the end That's not the point it totally totally glamorized car i don't think so i watched that movie just recently and i thought it was a good malaria driving a chevy volt you are not the epitome of head by the way i think our uh... yeah okay did your own fault brother your own fault yet brother brother so

53:52 The people who do our entertainment site, they should put Scarface on the list of movie recommended movies because it's actually one of the great American classics. It's a fantastic movie! But I'm not seeing the glamour meme in that movie but... Well one thing is for sure it was so pure that he could stuff his whole face and his ear didn't fall off Yeah, well that's for sure. Have you seen the pictures? That they're showing? It's like really bad! It doesn't make any sense to me I don't know... The way the deworming stuff makes your nose fall off? Doesn't make- why? The picture i'm looking at is an ear rotting away. Yeah it's a disgusting picture What is the point?! How does that work!? I'd like to see the chemistry of this This whole thing seems slightly bogus to me I am not a cocaine expert I've never done in my life Ever

54:46 Well, that's weird because it has been so glamorized by the movie Scarface. Yeah but I... You think you'd be lured into it? No but if I'm not lured into it then I am not an idiot That is because it wasn't glamorous in the movie. Okay I think you're right. You may be right or wrong on this, but whatever the case is...I would think my argument using the same thesis that we run with on this show is that they're just trying to get people off coke because they don't really have much- I do not think our government has the kind of control they have over their heroin supply and they would like to just get people over to heroin. Well, that's also possible. I'll take that as a possibility. So back to the uh.. Oh here play Boots On The Ground. You gotta give me a second.

55:33 Boots on the ground. Boots on the ground, that's your slogan isn't it? Yep. Where is that from? It's from Law and Order's criminal intent I... We were watching and my Mimi says you gotta get that clip! You got to get that clip give it to Adam Because Adam will play a squirrel! Yeah right So yeah, go ahead. Go on now you please please I got one drug ad I got a You know the entertainment tonight thing about the Kardashians I have to play because I've got an observation on that and I have an unbelievable clip and also Instead of teasing all your clips let's go to

56:16 And now, back to Real News. We now go to our entertainment reporter in Hollywood John C. Dvorak who of course you know has been reporting on the entertainment news for 32 years...John! Adam so we have a the opening of the last Entertainment Tonight show which is of course the dregs they the royalty oriented specific types of celebrity hype the yellow yep for the elites go Entertainment Tonight entertainment news magazine in the world Inside the Kardashians biggest blowout as we blow the lid off Kim's summer wedding plan. Who will design the gown? Who will be invited and how many millions could it all cost? The ceremony secrets, Kim's wedding planner is only telling us there will be things that have never happened before. A bachelorette emergency

57:12 This was serious. Carted off in an ambulance, the disaster that nearly shut down the show. Transformers new bombshell Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a bikini as we count down to the big Moscow premiere Plus Tom and Julia now and then As I surprised the stars with their very first ET interviews Oh my lord! Now in depth on the biggest entertainment stories from around the world. Hello and welcome to Entertainment Tonight, I'm Mark Stinis Hi everybody! I am Nancy O'Dell And we are in front of the big news making headlines today We have new clues through Kim Kardashian's eye-doos It is THE most anticipated wedding of the summer and our Samantha Harris uncovers the ceremony details you won't hear anywhere else from one who knows...Kim's Wedding Planner

58:02 Okay now before we go on with my analysis of this crap I have a clip, it's called the secret incredible Kardashian flavors. This is the wedding planner They're gonna bust this out. This information is so valuable So unbelievable these new flavors that the Kardashians are going to use for their wedding cake We're gonna play this like an exclusive for a lot of people. I think we're gonna play it ready? It's vanilla with chocolate Oh Okay, so I have to say a few things before you deconstruct. Uh...I follow this because i know that this is what the uh...the sleep at the and sleeping and the docile watch And uh...this is first of all we're gonna see the huge industry that this is for the wedding industry and this is the swan song for Kim Kardashian

58:59 This entire thing is scripted. This entire show is scripted every no, but people don't realize they really don't They really don't realize it and she will get a divorce as well Well that's why I don't doubt the divorce But this is not the swan song and I'm gonna explain why oh I think it isn't And I'll tell you because people are getting fed up with Kim Kardashian, and it's going to move over now to Chloe Chloe is the new cool one. Well, maybe but Kim is I think slightly prettier But this is interesting to me by the way what is more banal than vanilla with chocolate as breaking news? Well you know I think everyone went like and she says it as though This is a new idea honey honey We have any ice cream because I just heard vanilla and chocolate on the TV idiots

59:56 So I was thinking about this because you know, watch this and I go who cares about This woman or the three million. Oh, I don't mean I don't what is she she is? What is she and very wealthy plot I was reading some old newspapers doing some research on something and i didn't realize it but this is bit this this whole mean this is a fractal has been done before probably more times than you want to guess but the classic example I think the model for this whole thing was when Jolie Gabor came to United States with her daughter Zsa Zsa Eva and Magda in the nineteen thirties and promoted these women as

1:00:36 some sort of quasi-celebrities who did nothing, never did anything through their entire career and to this day when Ava Gabor died it was in the news and Zsa Zsa Gabor to this day is still in the news. And I have no idea why the public puts up with this crap but they do and I expect to see Kim Kardashian and Khloe To be heard from and seen and mentioned for the rest of our crummy lives. Until their legs fall off like Zsa Zsa Gabor! It's gonna be like that? Yep. Oh, maybe... Maybe Paris Hilton is going down She'll be around forever too We're stuck with these people No not really I mean just tune it out But Mickey and Christina watch that They get together on Kardashian nights They do they do its like come on over

1:01:28 Come on over we're gonna watch the Kardashians together. I'm watching the new Coco ice and cocoa it's a rapper iced tea and his wife Coco These shows are great, yeah, I love them. I love them mother Jones wrote a good article John And this is quite amazing to me surprise the mother Jones. I think is pretty good journalistically speaking I like what they look what they write Surprise! TSA is searching your car, subway, ferry bus and your planes. Not to mention the trains as TSA Administrator John Pistole told Congress last week

1:02:08 TSA conducts 8,000 unannounced security screenings every year. This is part of the Viper team. Yeah it's the one that we talked about six months ago that took place at one of the train stations as people were getting off the train in I believe Georgia We're looking for threats to national securite and the Viper teams gonna be there! A viper screening a Des Moines Greyhound station last week Targeted allegedly targeted Latinos another TSA border patrol Viper screening on a trolley trolley ladies and gentlemen in San Diego trolley Ding-ding-ding goes the trolley clang clang clang goes the bell So Do you remember this little ditty? Imagine boarding a train in the center of the city no racing to an airport

1:03:01 And across the terminal, no delays. No sitting on the tarmac. No lost luggage. No taking off your shoes. NOOOOOO! HAHAHAHA! Go take it off your shoes! Yeah, Gitmo Nation is really closing in on us... You know we've talked about FICO haven't we? Is it FICO? Yeah, FICO I think it is This is a company that uh... That rates your credit? FICA yeah. Nah, I think its FICO. No. It's FICA? Yeah Really? FICA. What's FICO then? Federal Insurance Contributions Act No, no, FICA is money they steal from your paycheck Your FICO score Okay, the Fair Isaac Corporation Public company that provides analytics F-I-C-O, FICO I think it's a misnomer when people say FICA score but it's FICO Yeah you're right, I'm wrong

1:04:02 So this company really determines your life and they ruin your life. Oh I know, we could do a whole dozen shows on this bull crap! Let me give you a little extra so let's just for people to understand and this exists in every country as far as i know it's called something else and is a commercial company they determine whether you are credit worthy or not. And of course, I had a severe problem... You know, I can't even be a cosigner for my daughter's apartment because i have no credit card No nothing! I live on cash within my means. I have a debit card and so every single time we went to pay in advance from my daughter's apartment

1:04:50 Because they said, well you have no credit. Well you have no history so we can't trust ya! So I'm not in debt? So I am not trustworthy? That's correct sir and this is what FICO does and they sell this to everybody all the credit agencies etc. Founded in 1956 as The Fair Isaac & Company by engineer Bill Fair and mathematician Earl Isaac first headquartered in San Rafael over here California selling his first credit scoring system two years after the company's creation. Sales of similar systems soon followed in 1987 FICO went public, the year also saw the introduction of the general purpose FICO score which is 1987 when Beacon debuted at Equifax. Yeah exactly. That's when it all began because before 1989 when this thing first showed up

1:05:39 big time and then started taking over the place. You would go to the bank and they would talk to you, know you, give you a loan... Now they just go by these numbers that allowed them to computerize banking in loan systems which created economic collapse I think people are directly responsible By the way big up to mechanics bank our bank because I needed to have a credit card just to have credit you know just like use it for a couple hundred bucks a month pay it off and they kept on declining me and Stephanie, you know Stephanie from the bank No, I don't know. She said she's in San Francisco. No no no! She is in the Albany office. Oh Stephanie? Okay yeah you know Stephanie. She went to bat and she stood in front of those guys for two weeks and said look I know these people and they finally gave us a limit like $500. That's alright so we're building up credit but your going to hate them even more when you hear this story

1:06:39 They are so they come out. They have a score right your FICO score That's your credit rating they are now coming out with a new product John the FICO medication adherence score ooh That's right The scores on a range of zero to five hundred if you're over four hundred, you are probably going to follow instructions Under 200, you're a risk for not taking your medication correctly. Oh then you have to be quarantined. Off to the FEMA camp with YOU! Abhorrent I tell ya... It's abhorrent This is crazy The stuff that's going on now was it what did i read the other day? Think Dr Jones our congressional professor Professor of Constitutional Law

1:07:32 What was it maybe was in Washington where now there's a law let me see if I can find this Here it is King County, whereas king? Yes Seattle people Who hope to beat the summer heat by swimming floating or boating on rivers in King County now must wear a life vest Or face an $86 fine Why? Because you might drown. So, you have to wear a life vest when your swimming That's idiotic for people who like to swim. What's next? I'm gonna wear a helmet when i'm just walking around, oh yeah now you're talking you must be on the city streets because people have been hit by cars Yeah! Oh, you can wear a helmet while you're walking around town Hey are you using a knife while cooking? You have to wear these industrial gloves Because you might cut yourself This is crazy and if p-

1:08:36 This is just the more and more government interference with day-to-day living. And by the way, and it's not party selected. This is the Republicans and the Democrats, the only people against this sort of thing are the Libertarians who are now... I don't know if you noticed but every meme that comes out, the Libertarians are in the news or they're talked about more and more and more they're just described as crackpots and there makes no sense what they're talking about. I heard that the other day all right the libertarians make no sense! Well it was very interesting you bring that up Ron Paul

1:09:16 And by the way, I think i gotta get behind Ron Paul again. I like Gary Johnson but the guy's got no heat and I'm sorry Ron Paul is just on fire this year So what are we gonna do to marginalize Ron Paul? He goes on The Today Show with Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer who I know he actually worked at VH1 for a couple of weeks alright This guy's just a disc jockey Matt Lauer give me a break I was with Matt Lauer in a bar on 9-11 at an airport, believe it or not. That's good one! It's sad... And we knew each other like yeah and so he has Ron Paul on now the so what of course is the mission? The mission is to do one thing you've got to discredit Ron Paul and how do we do that? We call him a kook

1:10:06 Now of course he won't use the word kook, but what do we do if the kooky thing doesn't work? What have you got to go next? Any idea? We'll find out. Your name comes up an awful lot when I talk politics with friends and one thing i hear about you over... The whole notion of Matt Lauer talking politics with friends? Please! Over again is that people say I like some of his ideas but i'm nervous about the total package because you're a guy who's called for legalizing all drugs including cocaine and heroin, legalizing prostitution. You want to eliminate about half of the federal agencies including energy education health and human services the department of homeland security so how do you convince people that you are not just in interesting fringe candidate? So that is the word... I like it! Fringe candidate What does the definition of the word fringe

1:11:02 On the edge. Yeah, but you know of course in his context he means kooky! Yeah yeah I like it that's a good one to not portray it like as you have just done. I want to legalize freedom, what's so bad about that? What's wrong with legalizing choices about your life and your liberty and your religious values? What's wrong with like legalizing the Constitution? I can defend everything i do by the constitution! So why can't you turn that around say oh this everything he is doing is nuts and crazy? No I didn't say it but I didn't say that! You kind of did, Matt. Everything you're doing is nuts. I did not say that. I said some people worry about some pieces... No, that's no what you said. You sai on the fringe Of the total package Yeah, yeah I know but the portraying this as something weird or unusual and i think a growing number people are starting to realize what im talking about it pretty sound its very American produces prosperity and peace

1:11:58 always bewildered why anybody would reject it. I mean, it is the American system! We shouldn't be the war mongers, we shouldn't be the policemen of the world, we shouldn't be in 130 countries and 900 bases and fighting undeclared wars... And look at what we're doing in Libya, at least now! Look how many people have joined us in this effort trying to stop another war in Libya. So I would say we're making great progress and a lot of people are starting to talk about big spending and deficits so the direction is certainly in our way. Okay, makes sense right? John? Makes nothing but sense. I'm not a big fan of this guy's thought process. Right okay if it makes so much sense you can already hear Matt going uh-uh he's trying interrupt because he's getting in his ear

1:12:50 Okay, I got it. I know what to do next let me just ask you a quick question to end on It's more practical You are by my calculation 75 years old right now if you are elected president? You'll take the oath of office at 77 that would be the oldest president by a long shot Is it too old there your own? Oh, no, you can't be president your old man Wow they brought the ages but played the ageist card Yeah big time Ron Paul of course it comes back beautifully as so much that Matt Lauer probably is going to get one less spanking at the end of the show. He's not gonna get his little treat, his little reward because he didn't do it right

1:13:34 Well, obviously I don't think so and a lot of young people don't think that I'm very old. I think it's the ideas that count, your general health counts as your enthusiasm for liberty. That is what counts! The nominal age is secondary to the individual who knows how to believe in something. Right now we have a lot of old people around who has endorsed status quo and older, I have more time behind me. But I endorse very young ideas because the ideas of liberty are very young we've only tested them a couple hundred years and they have been fantastic! And what I see is us giving this up and I think this is why people become enthusiastic and they don't want bits and pieces because this IS a package

1:14:22 economic liberty and personal liberty are one in the same. And a foreign policy that defends America and not police the world, that's part of the package as well. Congressman Ron Paul joining us this morning it's nice to have you with us sir congratulations on your victory in the straw poll yeah take that Matt Lauer hold on let me douchebag you. Congratulations on your victory in the straw poll is not going do any good So I can't be more like the Fox straw poll where they bring out the poll he got zero. How does that work? So do I, I guess I have to register as a Republican God forbid in order to even get this guy into any position because i'm not allowed to like help him become the Republican. They'll turn the heat up there this guy hasn't got a prayer. The powers that be, the real overlords aren't going to let this guy even get close to nomination

1:15:15 Because he could win the presidency and it would be a mess for them. Yeah, well you know the entire United States of Europe is rioting Of course you're not seeing that on TV because white people on the streets? No we can't show you that That would be no good But yeah, lots of riots. Did you catch any of it anywhere? Oh yeah they're throwing Molotov cocktails in their crate going nuts! Anti-austerity rallies have been held across Europe In Spain thousands marched to protest against high unemployment and the government's handling of the economic crisis

1:15:56 It was the first major demonstration since the end of the so-called indignant campaign in which Madrid's central square was occupied by activists for several weeks. We came to this demo to support people who want things to change. Society is paying for this crisis and that's got to stop. In France there were also calls for people to stand up and be counted as around 500 marched through the capital. Pension reforms and public sector cuts have angered many, that anger apparently spilled over onto the streets with police reportedly detaining over 100 demonstrators

1:16:34 We're the indignant. You saw what's happened in the Arab world, you can see what is happening in Spain, Iceland Greece and even England things aren't going well and we are fed up we don't have the impression either that the unions have a solution So it isn't big yet I was actually talking to one of our producers from Gitmo Nation Leprechaun he said wow man do you think Greece is bad? It looks like we kind of lost here Like well, why don't you guys go riot? He said riot. They said we did and we got our heads beaten in So we don't know I got a pretty face here. I'm a hip hopper I can't live with a broken face And of course what's happening they rioted and we never heard about it Of course not it wasn't even on the news in Europe Wow seven months ago was when they were riding No that mean Ireland got completely ruined

1:17:27 And but what's happening and what is interesting is that the people who are now heading to the streets in the United States of Europe, they actually understand what is going on. That this so we're going through another bailout of Greece. You know, the finance ministers came together. They had a seven hour meeting. Oh boy! They had a seven hour meeting? So tired it was the middle of the night. They worked so hard and they actually said, okay, all right. Greece will give you more money which comes from the other states of the United States of Europe from the slaves themselves we'll give that money to you The banks can participate voluntarily which is funny if the banks can participate but then I'm gonna because this is about bailing out actual commercial banks

1:18:21 And here's the co-founder of Pimco, Faber is his name and he actually says it. Mark you've been following what I'm sure the ECB president Jean Claude Trichet has been saying Is he following down the path of Ben Bernanke? Well very similar The ECB has talked more hawkish than The Federal Reserve, but basically they're all money printers. Some are better at it and faster and have more efficient machines the others are slower but basically central bankers they're gonna print and print

1:18:59 And it would be a mistake to think that the bailout is actually a bail out of Greece. Greece is a write off, you can't have the kind of debts Greece has with olive oil income they have no industries to speak off they have shipping but the shipping industry doesn't pay tax in Greece So basically the bailout is actually a bail out of the ECB itself because they have already a lot of paper of Spain, Portugal and Greece in their portfolios. And the bail out of the banks in Europe Of the French banks? Of the German banks because they hold a lot of Greek paper. They lent money to Spain and to Portugal so they are all in the same boat

1:19:44 So it's like us, if we have a problem we just drink more instead of addressing the problem. Sláinte! Just drink more. There you go. It's bailing out the French and German banks End of. Yeah, well that's exactly what it is. But some... I was watching CNBC World and they did almost start to go into the topic. I have a little short clip but they never did go into it but they at least introduced and I think we're gonna start hearing this particular question without the answer there's the answer I have here is inconsequential but I think it's going to start cropping up a lot which is a discussion on how the EU is going to respond to this or are

1:20:30 horizon, it's either going to be a fiscal union which it ain't probably or break up. Let us clarify what we're talking about here from both of you Pat. I mean are we talking about a breakup every individual nation going its own way? Or are we saying we're gonna let a few people go by the wayside perhaps reset their economy over sustained period time and then perhaps be let back into the fold Are we talking about the whole of the euro demise or actually just some countries leaving the bloc yes we're talking about all that but you can't say because it's politicians now the problem is they go off the track. The politicians that are running the market I'm sorry what was that? It goes off the track and they never get to the question but i think we're going to start hearing that question more and more, we've been asking this same question by the way for a long time. It's not gonna happen it's not going to happen it's not going to happen that they have been doing this since

1:21:24 the first international atomic energy association whatever they have been doing this since the sixties that men trying to set their hand i saw part of it is all this a mechanism within the one world government program yeah so it's good kid technically can happen but i think it's going to be fun to watch did not know how to do is gonna be better than the kardashians that's for sure unfortunately at the revelation about the chocolate vanilla as a combination and i'm going to try that tonight by the way Yeah, I hear it's a great combo. I'd never heard of it! Would you like bean sprouts with that? And I do have to just finish up with our own financial... let me just say that, I think Greece unraveling will have implications to the derivatives market that no one quite knows about yet. This is why did you notice that the finance ministers couldn't come up with an answer on Monday morning? All of a sudden like five stock exchanges in Europe had technical difficulties and couldn't open Yeah right

1:22:24 The euro next I have it here. It was like four or five different exchanges had technical difficulties We can't open this morning because of course there hadn't been a resolution on the bailout on the secondary second bailout of Greece and they didn't want the markets to tank because they know that There's derivatives all kinds of stuff involved here back home Meanwhile, I watched 53 minutes this program lasts about 53 minutes on C-SPAN of Ben Bernanke. Yeah, and it's question and answer! That's right! And there was only one relevant question... ...and only one relevant answer although is Ben drinking the fluoride? Did you see he's like... He's mellow. He's more mellow than usual I think he's like sitting in the back going like Timmy

1:23:15 Timmy pass the weed man. I gotta go out there. I can't believe what I got to say Justing in terms of holding the recovery back I did see the statement reef says in part factors that are likely to be temporary are there more permanent factors that are Producing a worse look then three months ago, okay? So the outlook is not so good as Ben shook his magic 8-ball and he's going to explain why He was wrong And it's even worse than it appears Well, as you point out what we say is that the temporary factors are in part the reason for the slowdown. In other words part of this slow down is temporary and part may be longer lasting. Temporary? In other words it's temporary and could be everlasting kind like the Aspartame chewing gum We do believe that growth is going to pick up

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1:42:01 And very interesting and we hope to see a lot of people on the way. I don't think six weeks is enough to make it or make around Robin, I think would be going to be like drive faster! We gotta make it to Podunk! It'd be very complicated. You're in for a shock just remember... And you can always follow me on Twitter That's what just remember, just always remember that By the way, there's a meme floating around. I don't think it is necessarily something that we need to follow too closely but it's interesting to me based on the fact when I was kid my dad used always say he was classic middle class guy and then had all these

1:42:39 because he was a World War II vet. He had all these, the memes of those people were different than the memes of today and I remember over and over again being told the same thing about politics which is that Democrats are the war party and Republicans are the depression party That was basically it and if you look at the world war one Woodrow Wilson World War two Franklin Roosevelt, you know Vietnam war Lyndon Johnson all the rest You know and whatever And and so I always kind of absorbed that war parties are the Democrats? Of course we're seeing Obama starting a new one here. The Republicans are the Depression party the Republicans put us into depression I think that might apply to George Bush in this 2008 situation but

1:43:24 but the mean that they were dead is being promoted as almost the opposite and it comes up in this boxer clip where he sees on one of these idiotic talk shows now explain to you who explained who are barbara boxer the senator whether you do more on senators from state california she's an idiot She brings out this meme and I've been hearing it in hearing and i'm looking for clips because they got very little this week And I just said, oh there's nothing here. And they say oh there's that meme? That's a meme It's going around is that that the republicans are just worn nut balls senator boxer I believe you became an activist in politics like maybe the way a lot of us did because the war in vietnam and isn't it odd to have A republican like huntsman

1:44:02 to the left of the president on this. Huntsman's saying that Afghanistan isn't really the front, it's dealing with the economics of the world keeping our competitive edge with China etc What does that make you feel like? To have a Republican presidential candidate use an old phrase to your left Well I think it is just great That all of sudden Republicans have decided That they don't love every single war Yeah, it's of course I've learned that everything is reverse because you know everything is exactly the opposite of what we're being told. Just if someone says something turn around and that's probably the truth and by the way I think I grew up thinking this Republicans warmongers Democrats loving

1:44:52 Yeah, well you're like a you know about 20 out of 15-20 years your neck do the generation down for me and so they somewhere along the line it was flipped but This this funny because this meme actually came up on the compromised ABC television network with the sellout Christiana Anampur who sold out I mean she was I had big respect for her and then she sold out to ABC Yeah, because she knew we needed some credibility and George Wills is it Wills? George Will. George will. He's on this roundtable and she brings up... She basically leads into like yeah the Republican war and he slams her. Foreign policy you saw what happened on the stage in New Hampshire The Republicans who the world sort of knows as traditional defense national security hawks

1:45:41 practically all the candidates there were talking about pulling back from all their overseas commitments. George, this is a big change whether you're a war lover or not this is a big change for the party particularly for presidential candidates The United States has engaged in hostilities in Iraq Afghanistan the tribal region of Pakistan Yemen and Libya that's five wars how many do these people want? With regard to Libya, did Libya attack us? No. Was it about to attack us? No Were we obliged by a treaty to get engaged in the civil war and tribal society? No Were Americans endangered? No Find me a reason for this

1:46:18 The reason is the humanitarian reason. Well, to say that people are isolationists akin to those who didn't want to resist Hitler and the Empire of Japan because they don't want to prolong the folly of their involvement in Libya is preposterous! When Ronald Reagan much quoted saint of Republican Party made a mistake as he did in Lebanon He quickly liquidated it So there you go Christiane Annenpour propagating the meme I mean not just a meme she's like everyone knows Republicans are war lovers Yeah, and that's so another mean there is hostilities which George will he pulled out that talking point hostilities? Yeah this so the media is just filled with this is I think it's its. I don't know It's depressing No you get is this kind of just this White does wash this kind a huge wash of crap That comes slapping against the shore with a bunch of junk in it You know

1:47:17 floating in there and it's just I don't know. I've just find that this particular meme, I didn't notice it until I was so hard up for clips but you know there is probably a half dozen memes that we failed to identify because we're just You know, watching this garbage constantly and as the memes float in and float out you don't even know. Sometimes it's hard yeah I mean... It is very difficult to catch these things Well so there is something going on that uh.. This is a longer clip about three-and-a-half minutes And I'd just like us to listen to because its produced piece by This he's American Pakistani so born in Pakistan I don't know if he holds a Pakistani passport the US passport dual passport. I don't know I do know that He is a personal advisor to the president The president asked him to come over and they hang out the drink beers at the White House And you know everyone's fawning over the guy this is Farid

1:48:14 Zakaria who does the GPS show yeah did you Hear about his latest rant what he's now been pushing no okay, so he did a blog post about this But the P but I think the blog post followed this piece which aired on CNN on his show And we just have to look you're gonna go Oh brother What you can do? But I'm not gonna stop it that just all the time. No no be you'll go oh big brother now This is Big There's a setup to his point, but you just gotta listen to the whole thing because it's... I think it's crazy and there is an agenda here. What in the world segment? We all know how Americans revere the Constitution so I was struck by the news that tiny little Iceland is actually junking its own constitution and starting a new one. And using unusual...

1:49:10 Yeah, yeah. Now I heard that you know it's funny I didn't pick this...I heard this and I was just an eye-roller as part of.. We'll talk about it after the whole thing. And I'm sorry I don't want to interrupt anymore. The nation decided it needed a new constitution and is soliciting ideas from all of Iceland's 320,000 citizens with the help of Facebook Twitter and YouTube. And this social media method has worked ideas have been flowing in many have asked for guaranteed good health care others want campaign finance systems that make corporate donations illegal and some just want the country to make shark finning illegal

1:49:47 There is a constitutional council, it incorporates some of these ideas and rejects others. But everything is done in plain sight on the web As one member of the constitutional council said The document is basically being drafted on the internet Now why do they need new constitution anyway? Well, after Iceland was crippled in recent years by the economic crisis they all wanted a fresh start. And anyway they felt the document was old and outdated drafted all the way back in 1944 Now you might be tempted to say that Iceland doesn't have any reasons to be proud of its political traditions In the manner that the United States does But think again

1:50:29 Iceland is home to the world's oldest parliament still in existence, the Althing set up in 930 AD. The rocky ledge on which they gathered represents the beginnings of representative government in the world so Iceland has reasons to cherish its history and yet it was willing to revise it by contrast any talk of revising or revisiting the American Constitution is of course seen as heresy The United States Constitution was, as you know drafted in a cramped room in Philadelphia in 1787 with shades drawn over the windows. It was signed by 39 people America at the time consisted of 13 states Congress had 26 senators and 65 representatives The entire population was about 1% of today's number about 4 million people

1:51:21 America was an agricultural society with no industry, not even cotton gins. The flush toilet had just been invented. These were the circumstances under which this document was written and let me be very clear here the US Constitution is an extraordinary work one of the greatest expressions of liberty and law in human history One amazing testament to it is that mere fact that he has survived as a law of the land for 222 years But our Constitution has been revised 27 times, some of these revisions being enormous and important such as the abolition of slavery. Then there are areas that have evolved for example the power of the judiciary especially the Supreme Court is barely mentioned in the document this grew as a fact over history

1:52:09 But there are surely some issues that still need to be debated and fixed. The electoral college, for example is highly undemocratic allowing for the possibility that someone could get elected as president even if he or she had a smaller share of the total national vote than his opponent. The structure of the Senate is even more undemocratic, with Wisconsin's 6 million inhabitants getting the same representation in the Senate as California's 36 million people. That's not exactly one man one vote and we are surely the only modern nation that could be paralyzed as we were in 2000 over an election dispute because we lack a simple national electoral system

1:52:50 So we could use the ideas of social media that were actually invented in this country to suggest a set of amendments, to modernize the Constitution for the 21st century. Such a plan is not unheard of in American history. After all, the delegates in Philadelphia in 1787 initially meant not to create the Constitution as we now know it but instead to revise the existing document, The Articles of Confederation But the delegates saw disconnect between the document that currently governed them and the needs of the nation so their solution was just start anew I'm just suggesting we talk about a few revisions

1:53:29 Anyway, what do you think? Should we do this and if we were to revise the US Constitution What would be the three amendments you would put in right to us and let us know We'll post the best ones on the website. And you can always follow me on Twitter I got one get him out of there kick him out of the country So okay a couple things that want to forget before you come up with your now I've heard this by the way Mm-hmm And I probably gave it to the old brother right away and why didn't record it and use in the show. That's why we're a team my friend Because I screwed up to be honest about this is actually one great clip It filled with memes, it filled with bull crap, and then just filled with subtle propaganda. I want people start listening for this sort of thing

1:54:17 The, the there this particular comment that he made right in the middle of the thing where harkens back to if you remember when they pretty much screwed up the political system because I talked about the smoke-filled rooms guys in the Democrat Party. With with with the curtains drawn it was secret. The gates were drawn on the windows as these guys were obviously sneaking around and we hadn't and we had no flush toilets There's no flush toilets, there is also no lights. I mean you had some gas lamps but why would they close the windows? It makes no sense! You want light in the room don't ya?! So that's bull crap he is throwing in there to give you the impression that some sneaky thing was taking place when it just an out and out blatant lie!! Let's base this whole thesis of his on the fact that he is lying to us

1:55:06 Yes, and I'm glad that i brought you professor of American history into the conversation. He is lying to us and it is come...and to set it up by saying Iceland the smartest people with where democracy started in Iceland they were they revised their constitution in 1946 well how'd that work out for ya? Exactly 1944 it was the year. So yeah how did that didn't work out? Did they should have stuck with the old original? How'd that work for you guys?! That's kind of actually, that's the interesting little gotcha in his argument which is that these guys have been... but meanwhile if you start looking at this stuff to Icelanders are trying to.. You start to see this kind of agenda 21 crap peeking in

1:55:54 Like, let me just read a couple little points that they're putting in. The proposed Constitution defines access to clean and unspoiled nature as human rights! Yeah? What does that got to do with the system of laws? Oh yeah, human rights to access clean and unspoiled nature we'll put that in the Constitution it strengthens...it strengthens the proposition of those who wish to seek justice as a result of environmental damage Let me ask you a couple other questions about this piece. He keeps talking about revisions and revising I believe an amendment is not the same as a revision

1:56:33 no it's not really there when he keeps saying it was the other day revisions where you go in there and you would tweak the original document that would be a revision edit an amendment is something you add to it but keep saying revise your original document does not the same as a revision of poor use of the word now i think that he uses so often i believe this intentional and by the way during the bush gore uh... fiasco of the election to where bush won by the way and would have one at now that no one was a talk about the fact that they really got over those florida votes but that's beside the point donation hello it was not paralyzed were you paralyzed by that i couldn't move i couldn't move john i was i'd couldn't move so that's basically a crock of crap so this guy really should be ashamed of himself and by the way justin to someone gets is straight

1:57:24 Buchanan who was on the you know a bunch of these talk shows and ran for president is one of these guys he wants to do a new constitutional convention too so this is on the right and the left. And the thing that irked me, and I have to point this out to lots of people particularly in the great state of California we do not live in a democracy here! This is not a democracy it is a republic So the whole, I mean this is so blew me away that he's saying well it's not fair. It's not fair! The way it was set up John please explain to our listeners how the... It was set up specifically not to be a pure democracy because with a democracy you have the majority that would just basically pounds the minority. You have to have a system

1:58:17 that has checks and balances to prevent a majority. In other words, everybody in Berkeley for example says you have to wear your underwear on the outside and they voted 51% of 49%. And then they make it a law that everyone has to wear their underwear on the outside. That's too bad if you don't like it! That is not how democracy works and that's why there are no good That's why we're a republic, to prevent that sort of abuse. Democracies create abusive situations there are plenty of instances in the Middle East where... So explain to me how our system prevents me from wearing my underwear on the outside? No seriously! It is a good example I can understand this and I'm with you

1:58:58 Well, because there'd be a bunch of checks and balances mechanisms. There would be court cases It would be unconstitutional to force you do this You would go through judicial system which is one the checks He's saying something different though What he is saying is that Wisconsin by the way big up to Wisconsin I mean why call them out has equal power in the Senate as California and he says that's not fair. Why is that and why is it the right way to do it instead of what he is propagating? Well, because that was the idea. You wanted to have two bodies within Congress that would debate each other and it was always believed that the problem with this straight up like a same number of representatives in the Senate as there were in Congress would mean that states with big populations like California or New York would badger and push around little states and tell them screw themselves because they have all the votes you guys got nothing so get lost! And they were just essentially

1:59:58 They would force their opinions and their ideas on the little guys, and the system was set up so that states had some rights. That's what state rights were all about to begin with. That is why we have states with original 13 colonies they didn't want one big colony in New York making everything just taken over the place So how many senators can each state have? They can have two How many congressmen could each state have? The congressman varies depending on the population Oh he did not mention that did he No, he didn't mention the Congress at all. This guy should be ashamed of himself! I want to know if he's an American citizen...I wanna see his green card. I'm calling your green card Farrakh Fareed Well anyway these kinds of things which are on the mainstream media constantly and this sort of thing And it sounds so reasonable but it is laced with sickening propaganda and memes and very subtle little things like this shades drawn on the windows

2:00:55 You know kind of thing it's really disgusting to hear that which is probably why I didn't record because i was so Annoying yeah, no. I got very annoyed when I saw it too. Oh my god this guy deserves to be I mean This is typical CNN the fact that this sort of thing goes on the air its anti-american It's anti republic. Its anti its anti everything. It's basically you know that's anti history its anti truth and history and truth It's a lie anyway, and you win you when you got me worked up John C. Devorah expect the above-the-day so it is actually also I don't like my echo there yours is in a different key in a different room

2:01:43 It's in the basement. No, but it really bothered me because people you know This has been going on for a long time and I see people who are younger than I am And I hear people who are young, you know like 10 years younger You know, that's because they're not taught anything as yes any exactly They don't understand that it was set up not to be a pure democracy Because then you'd find you indeed you'd be wearing underpants on the outside and now would look silly Now wouldn't it? Yeah, it's like oh it's not fair that Wisconsin has the same amount of representation in the Senate. That was the whole point But it was drawn up in a shady room Dusty and dark and they had no flush toilets unlike Iceland

2:02:23 I think you did get the point that how did it work out for you with redoing the Constitution in 1946? You have to do it again. Yeah, that worked out for ya! But then there's all this environmental stuff... And then they went and the other thing that really bugs me is social media?! All these boneheads on Facebook all day, they should be rewriting our Constitution because THEY'RE THE EXPERTS! Give ME A BREAK!!! It's pretty sad. And you can always follow me on Twitter. If it was up to me, I'd shut down all these social networks. Well there's been some interesting news for those of you stupid enough... well sorry the people who listen to this show probably aren't buying into particularly the Facebook thing so there are a couple new services The Federal Trade Commission has given thumbs-up to this company Social Intelligence Corporation

2:03:20 which sells a new kind of employee background check to employers. What this one does is it scours the internet, which means they got to deal with Facebook for your posts and pictures to social media sites and they create a file which now is part of your employee record. And there's actually exists a picture on one these reports, a scam Where someone was flagged for quote demonstrating potentially violent behavior or For the flagrant display of weapons or bombs, so this is now on your permanent record and I believe it's good for seven years Seven years is they're gonna hold this. So it's now a part of the background check when you're going for a job This is a service

2:04:08 Some service. Well, yeah well you know we really want to hire this guy but let's just check in with the social media intelligence corporation. Let's oh oh wow yeah no I don't think we want that kind of behavior around us do we? No...no..no I'm sorry no no computer says now now we're not gonna do that Speaking of computers, so the internet licensing... The podcast license of course is a... The days are upon us. John neither you or I think really expected it to go this fast but here we are now with a series of what i call false flag hacking attempts Hacks! Hacks I tell ya and uh of course MI6 is completely complicit because now the anonymous thing wasn't good enough This you know using the group Anonymous

2:05:03 as oh they're hacking everything so now we had to bring in lolzac which is you know it's great because that sounds more hackerish and of course it's a 19 year old kid. That's a good point, it sounds more hacker-ish cuz its got the little hack cores kind of hacksaw kind of writing Now listen to the BBC reporting on this as if it's a terrorist Hey hello there we go Secret government data under repeated attack over the internet. Repeated attack on the Internet secret government data! How do you attack data? By hitting it with a club! ...agencies bombarded with multiple messages... Bombarded I tell ya, look and listen to these words. Isn't that amazing? ...in an attempt to stop them functioning now the police believe they've caught a possible ringleader

2:05:52 Late last night, they raided Ringwearer I think. No agenda night, Ringwearer not ringleader, Ringwearer. They did this property at Wickford in Essex. Oops. 19 year old man Scotland Yard said it was a pre-planned intelligence led operation following a number of cyber attacks on businesses and intelligence agencies. They've seized a significant amount of material. The man has been named as Ryan Cleary The US Central Intelligence Agency is just one of a number of organizations coming under cyber attack over the Internet from anti-government hackers who formed loose associations. The Met Police eCrimes unit say they believe their suspect is linked to those attacks

2:06:33 They've also been forensically searching his computer for any data linked to other recent attacks on Sony Corporation. Whoever's to blame, these attacks are real and potentially highly damaging. Potentially highly damaging John? Potentially highly damaging? They brought down a website! A website! Highly damaging how? Let's listen. The most secure computer is one that's unplugged in a room with no windows and no doors, and never gets switched on As soon as you introduce human interaction or technological interaction then you introduce vulnerabilities It's a question of defending the best you can against those vulnerabilities Yeah The police will have up to 96 hours to charge or release their suspect but the battle to protect organizations from cyber attack will continue regardless Cyber Attack

2:07:21 Frank Gartner, BBC News. So they make it sound like they hacked into the CIA servers which is as the expert just said you know well why don't you just disconnect those important servers this is a website and they DDoS or whatever it is not important and it's probably fake it's probably complete false flag because we've got the Budapest Convention that we have to harmonize with you know we can say anything insulting gotta have a license gonna be internet media pass You have a podcast license to listen to podcasts and this is propagating all throughout mainstream media. The international hacking groups Anonymous and Lucex say they will team up to launch cyber attacks on governments and financial institutions around the world

2:08:01 The two hacker groups announced this on blogs and via Twitter on Monday. They said they will still classify the information including emails and other documents Now let me ask you a question John If these incredibly sophisticated hackers are posting this on the tweeters, and on blogs Can't you track that? Can't just easily track the IP addresses Don't they do this all the time when they want to find someone? They just subpoena tweeter and they get the information who owns that account? Why is it not happening now?" Well, there's a couple of things that are interesting to me. One yes you can do that if you can uh... unless the thing has been covered up with your going through one of the hiding systems like uh... You understand my point it's not Yeah but the other thing is if you cant find out who it is why is they close these accounts left and right? Why are these accounts wide open on twitter?

2:09:01 on Twitter in the first place because it seems to me that they shut down an account at the drop of a hat you know for somebody who looks cross-eyed at them bad their ownership and these are this is something this is very sketchy. The other thing is these hacker groups where they have a joint press conference, together two of them decided who's they? I mean these are all just pretty... These groups are pretty loosely strung together. So Lulzak Lil Zeck, L-U-L Zed S-E-C. The tweeter account is still available and in fact the most recent tweet is we're hoping to have Operation Anti Security Payload number one ready by Friday! I mean really? Let's take a look at that It's hilarious it's just hilarious How many followers do they have? 253 thousand nice Tango down Brazil dot gov and Presidencia dot gov dot brr

2:10:01 Lil Sec Brazil, this is techno experts. The reason why they're not shutting this down is because it's Hillary Lucifer Clinton's website What was the Lil Sec logo? And now they have a lulzsecurity dot com. The LULZ boat They've lulzed... oh That's their theme song! Lulz Exciting and new I like that's their homepage come aboard. Oh, they have a whole day of lyrics We're expecting you get to sing along John and lols

2:10:47 Life's sweetest reward Let it flow Good! It floats back to you The LOLs boat Soon we'll be making another run I love it This is great. Yeah, so of course and they have press releases on the lulzsecurity.com website So how come this isn't shut down? They take out entire cages! This just happened two days ago They took out an entire cage with like 4600 websites many of which had nothing to do with FTDIs With anything Yeah Nothing at all And this just keeps on going Oh please You're insulting me

2:11:33 It is pretty bad. It's insulting! I know, where is the big takedown notice? Where-where's the DHS FBI take down logo how come they don't switch to DNS on that why not? I mean please can we think for ourselves people please please for one second and you can always follow me on Twitter That's right bring that guy in he'll fix it So they got a 1100 tweets so they haven't been on that long They got a lot of followers Yeah. Of course! They're only following two and the two they're following are Nyan Cat, and... So instead of doing that taking down this harmful group taking down their website like they do for anyone who poops anything Oh you're selling sunglasses take it down no they don't do that for this we're talking to CIA computers takin name database addresses now instead what are we gonna do?

2:12:33 Tonight we're learning the public outrage over this image showing the pat-down of a six year old girl at the New Orleans airport has prompted a change in policy about searches of young children. We've blurred this picture by the way for the child's privacy Airport security workers will now be told to make repeated attempts to screen young children without resorting to invasive pat downs Yeah right, that's right just take more pictures radiate them more yeah that's what we're doing and that's the real important thing were doing It's a farce. Farce! It's farsicle. It's a farse. So I uh...

2:13:16 found a drug new drug ad clip on i'd just a very disappointed though what they've done and i don't know how they got away with this in the olden days which two years ago when we had these drugs that you notice that we were dollars in timings on them and they're like running one fifteen one thirty there even two minute ads because of because forty five seconds to over a minute of disclaimers were used on the ads right will their account which is one of these drugs all these bad characteristics. What is Lyrica? What does it do? That's some for fibromyalgia which has the apparently they say, they think it works because of one of those drugs they don't even know how it works. Shut up and take it! Just take it what your FICO medication score slave we don't know if you're gonna take it I don't have a list of what was on there but they have that they've managed to talk against the networks the guys in the drug companies must have gone up these look

2:14:13 They went to the government and said, look these ads are killing us. Instead of a one minute ad we have to do a minute and half two minutes just to get... Is there any way that we can just print a bunch of stuff on the screen real quick and then dump it off there? And say a few things that are most important. Oh so now its like a car commercial where theres really fine printed has no resolution you cant even read Yeah, so they do have a few things that they bitch and moan about but then there's a bunch of crap on the screen this also applies to blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl

2:14:58 I found out that connected to our muscles are nerves that send messages through the body. My doctor diagnosed it as fibromyalgia, thought to be the result of overactive nerves that cause chronic widespread pain. Lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. Believed? I learned Lyrica can provide significant relief from fibromyalgia pain and less pain means I can feel better and do more what matters Lyrica is not for everyone. Lyrica may cause serious allergic reactions or suicidal thoughts or actions, tell your doctor right away if you have these new or worsening depression are unusual changes in mood or behavior or any swelling or affected breathing her skin or changes in eyesight including blurry vision or muscle pain with fever tired feeling common side effects are dizziness sleepiness weight gain and swelling of hands legs and feet

2:15:42 Don't drink alcohol while taking Lyrica. Don't drive or use machinery until you know how Lyrica affects you I found answers about fibromyalgia, then I found Lyrica ask your doctor about Lyrica today nice What is the what is this thing going on? I'm not sure because John I want some III think I have fibromyalgia Yeah, yeah, I got to say it might have swelling Yeah, well and by the way if you have a problem tell your doctor right away. How can you even get ahold of your doctor nowadays? Right away Anyway what is this thing where that were the person saying I I have a sore and I found out And I found out and I oh no It's a call to action To google it or as we say

2:16:27 Oops, misfire. I bet you if you look up fibromyalgia on Wikipedia... I betcha it shows... You think its been Google bombed with the ad of drug company? Of course! Watch, watch. Again we shall... I know how to spell fibromyalgia. Oh there we go. Fibromyalgia Mayo Clinic and Wikipedia there you go. Fibromyalgia number two hit everybody. Fibromyalgia and I'm sure Lyrica will show up here let me just find it. Lyrica, there it is! The anti-seizure drug Lyrica has been tested. There you go. It's seizures, you get seizures from it look at this page this is not a human resource

2:17:23 Page this is a drug company page, and I bet you know look at it You see how it look at all this Look at how neatly its spaced every I bet the I like that the drawing of the woman with the pain points On the Wikipedia location of nine parent tender points that come right oh How convenient they get? I bet you if you go to uh I betcha that. It's exactly in the same order. It's a copy paste job from their own from their own indoctrination. I betcha! Well, while we're on the pharmaceutical tip then... New study John?

2:18:06 New study, even though we have young girls dying from this Gardasil injection. We've had seizures we have reports everywhere Oh No! Not according to the mainstream media This by the way and this is genius they have a package of produced package on network television And they show the ad in the package Which of course means that it's actually an ad. And it comes from a very interesting organization... A new medical study gives an okay to the HPV vaccine, the human papillomavirus can lead to cervical cancer but the vaccine has sparked controversy over government recommendations that girls as young as 11 get it Now as Betty Winn reports, the HPV vaccine has been found to be especially effective for teenagers

2:18:54 I just turned 17 when i got the HPV vaccine. High school senior Karen Sanchez says her mom convinced her to get vaccinated for HPV It was better be safe than sorry, it's better to be prepared. I chose to get my daughter vaccinated Since it was introduced in 2006 the HPV vaccine has been known to be an extremely effective weapon in the battle against cervical cancer In the United States, HPV is believed to cause up to a million cases of dangerous precancerous cervical abnormalities every year. 12,000 women develop cervical cancer and 4,000 will die

2:19:31 Now a new study provides more evidence that early vaccination can make a big difference. That makes me feel safer to know that I got it early rather than waiting until i was sexually active after 18. Published in the medical journal The Lancet, the study found girls under 18 who were vaccinated had a nearly 50 percent reduction and precancerous cervical abnormalities this study is the first real-life study of a vaccine program. Dr. Elizabeth Pointer is a gynecologist who specializes in cancer she calls the large scale study of women from 12 to 26 significant I think it shows us that this is the group that we need to target, we need to target younger women before they

2:20:18 become sexually active and have the potential to be exposed to the virus. And she says it's even more convincing evidence that teens like Karen could benefit from the vaccine. Even though I'm still not sexually active, I feel better knowing that it worked- It'll work better for me because I got it earlier. Betting Wings, CBS News New York So TheLancet.com is a commercial website The Lancet family of journals and their online home at www.thelancet.com offer a range of advertising and promotional opportunities which can be tailored to the precise needs of your product and current campaign or whatever you want to call it yeah it's so disgusting, they show the commercial for Gardasil during this package It is a commercial within a commercial

2:21:16 study. It's pretty slick it's disgusting John, it really is and then to have this poor girl of course she's African-American of course oh no you know even though I'm not sexually active I'm 11! It's good because I know that it'll be working for me while Gardasil has proven to not even affect a large majority of the possible HPV... HP viruses And just makes, you know this is a there's an entire industry around this pre-cancerous HPV and you know it it's a money grab and its freaking me out that the yeah. It's really something I really dislike. Well this whole TheLancet.com was founded by Louis Pasteur

2:22:12 They say who of course is the guy he's turning over in his grave. Yeah, of course He is because this is you know this it's an the vaccination industry Is? Is running this site and was actually someone sent us this note that Eli Lilly Will be the company losing the most revenue from its pharmaceuticals during the patent cliff which is coming John the patent Cliff As it will wave goodbye to more than 50% of its sales through 2020 as its brand name drugs lose their market exclusivity. Yeah, well that's not necessarily true because they've got there's a scam that they've been discussed now and again

2:22:53 that is kind of interesting. They do a calculation, they make like you know so many billions of dollars on drug A and drug A's patent is gonna run out So they'll go to the generic drug makers and there's only a few of them There's maybe a handful that are going take the drug and roll it out as a generic And they basically just go over with their pot full of money find the CEO and say hey Here, here's a few million. Just put this off for another five years you'll make your money then it's no big deal what's the difference to make to you? Look at this new car you can drive as Bentley. Hey! It's a Volt! Here's a Volt for ya and they just bribe them and these guys say okay well we don't have to produce it right now Yeah yeah you're right that's perfect I just gotta come... It works

2:23:46 Because the amount of money that the generic drug guys make is very calculable. It's about 1 one hundredth of what they did with a drug pharmaceutical company would have made on that drugs, because they overcharge. So they can give them that money to profit in advance without having to do any work... It's just business! And there still in business? Yeah it's just business. So Qantas Airlines has decided as the only airline as far as I know to shut down flights because of the volcanic ash cloud and this is the one Singapore still flying Air New Zealand still flying and I want to Chile that do volcano it's the is that the Chilean one i thought was Indonesia could be wrong who cares it's like all yeah but so this article in the age

2:24:40 And this I should play the jingle actually what am i thinking about it's like all aboard trains good planes bad So this is the only airline that shuts down for this horrible ash cloud and Here's the quote Certainly one of the benefits of high-speed rail would be that it offers resilience in times like this where airlines are grinding to a halt Said David George, chief executive of the Cooperative Research Center for Rail Innovation. Yeah like hello you're being scammed they got a big rail they're trying to high-speed rail they're trying to build in Australia

2:25:21 So they're being scammed. Well, they got a big article in today's New York Times morning Thursday paper business day front page of the Business Day high-speed rail poised to alter China it's huge article picture about high speed train awesome and although you have the balance coverage with high cost and fares draw criticisms But the fact is they're gonna have all these trains nearly 200 bullet trains a day are expected to create a business corridor between China's two most dynamic cities and The train station in Beijing nice to our transit day from Beijing to Shanghai What do they what does that psych sounds like a like subway service run slaying hundred days? Oh, that's an awful lot of truth

2:26:09 Nice what? Nikki says she might have a casting for criminal minds. Oh good. That's good. Thanks. Thanks for interrupting the news Take the train to your casting honey, yeah, it's oh well hey you know just one I pay her right out and So Chuck Schumer is the guy who of course needs to be interviewed about the whole Anthony Weiner scandal Because he's a Chuck Schumer boy. Chuck's boy Chucky's boy Chucky's boy Boy, well I know why they don't let Chucky do that because Chucky can't keep two descripts Chucky flubs descripts so I saw this I saw this clip This is hilarious now where economists will tell you or rather you look at the

2:27:07 election and there were two mandates. One, get the deficit down and get rid of wasteful spending but two an even more important create jobs and get the economy growing An economist will tell you that one of the best ways to do that, we're going to look at two things. One is deficit or one is infrastructure and one is some kind of encouraging employment. Now economists will tell you... Now economists will tell you deficit. But wait! One is infrastructure and one is encouraging employment? but then he says deficit and it looks down literally at the script because I mean and

2:27:43 He keeps trying to do it. Economist will tell you this is his... So he studied the lines and he know what starts with economist will tell you but he can't remember the rest. Biggest douche! He's bad. That's about it I think I got one more thingy we got there still propagating the rape meme that's good now it's unbelievable you know, the International Criminal Court which America doesn't recognize is now the authority on rape. This was little Timmy. Little Timmy showed up at the Wall Street Journal CFO conference and correct me if I'm wrong but what he says in this is there will be no crisis because the debt ceiling will be raised and what I'm hearing him say is if Congress doesn't do it we will

2:28:50 Does that make any sense to you, that he could say that? No. Listen to it and tell me if I'm wrong You're describing an outcome that will essentially be two-tiered down payment now, longer term agreement later Yeah we can't...we don't see a realistic path to solving all this at once in the next few weeks It's just not possible But what were trying to do is to do a framework where there is a substantial down payment of spending reforms that lock in spending save deficit reduction over 10 year period time And then a framework of constraints, we call it a debt fail-safe or set of targets and triggers that will force the remaining deficit reduction to happen soon enough so we don't fall behind the curve in this. So we're looking at what we call a debt cap meaning a constraint that says we have to get our deficit down to the point where our debt burden is falling as its share GDP over next three to five years

2:29:47 So whatever we don't do in the down payment, we'll have to do in the next couple of years. And if Congress can act, we want an automatic enforcement mechanism that locks in those deficit reduction savings we need." That sounded like Congress doesn't matter. Yeah a little bit maybe I dunno I could barely get through the clip. The guy is so boring! He's very boring, you know and i watch this stuff... And he stutters and he has that like I said leave it to beaver sound that just is weird. Yeah yeah. Alright Buenos tardes everybody! Buenas tardes! The guys doing too many languages now

2:30:35 Goodnabunt! Buenas tardes. Hello everybody It's tough, tough to follow the man And uh we so do you want end of show clip or just wanna get outta here? I got the Southwest pilots audio Yeah yeah I mean I got a clip left but it's not worth stopping the flow That was another trains good planes bad that uh Southwest Pilots stuck Mike Where he said everyone's flight attendants were gay or grannies like oh my god Did you hear that? Did you hear that audio? No, I didn't. You got it? Yeah! I go the unedited without bleeps if you want to here it. It's really offensive. I mean...it's really really offensive How offensive could be compared with some of the stuff we do? yeah correct well its like a if you saw this guy you'd be like your a dick That what you say but is kinda funny because I've got the news like ohhh it horrible and this guys been suspended What happens is he flips the auto switch

2:31:36 Which is by the way, I call pilot error and very stupid. The guy's probably not fit to fly that he does this because you know so in other words everybody in the cabin? No no no everybody on the frequency So you've got air traffic control And then you've got all these others, everyone can hear you. Air traffic control You've got the other planes and air traffic control actually...You will not hear this full clip anywhere in the mainstream media of course because it's highly offensive to homosexuals and old people It is really bad! And to women actually The whole thing is bad This guy is just offensive Listen This is ground, this is air traffic control

2:32:21 So he's talking to his co-to either his first officer or I don't know if he's captain or first officer But he's talking in the cockpit and doesn't realize that every single time. He talks the mic is keying 11 out of 12. There's 12 flight attendants, individual, never the same flight attendant twice. Eleven fucking over-the-top fucking assfucking homosexuals and a granny. Eleven! I mean think about that. Thought I was in Chicago which was party land After that it was just the continuous strange Jays and Queens and Grandes So uh...I don't give a fuck. I hate 100% of their asses

2:33:16 So, six months I went to the bar three times. It's six months, three times. One with the granny in the bag and I wish I hadn't gone At the very end was two girls one of them it was probably doable but we ended up going to the bar and then to the crew at St Louis And all these women wanted to do is one wanted to parade her sister and the other one bitch about her husband Literally for 3 hours me and the F-O when that was done 2 30 got back into my room like why did I step? Okay, whoever's transmitting go watch what you're saying now. Friendly! But there was still boat heads... You know what I mean? I just don't want anyone to know if i had banged them. I mean it was a complete disaster for the six months and now back in Houston which is easily one of the ugliest places. It's all these fucking old dudes and grannies and there's like maybe a handful of keychains. Okay someone's got a stuck mic and uh telling us all about their

2:34:19 And Devin's, we don't need to hear that. It gets better. Houston SkyWest 6285, we're at 19-5 for T30 and that was not us! SkyWest 6285, Houston Center roger climate maintained flight level 360 Now everyone is like weighing in the time. 360 on SkyWest 6285 They wonder why airline pilots have a bad reputation This is the best part The other guys are talking. Then one more... It was like, wasn't me! Wasn't me So uh By the way That's exactly what your pilot is doing up there

2:35:19 Moaning and groanin'. How offensive, this guy is a douche! Unbelievable. That's what makes our show great we play these clips. Yeah well mainstream media would never play that no I it was very hard to find well wasn't for me it wasn't really but it was reasonably hard to find the audio because they're all like bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep it's like yeah yeah the point of bleeping Because it's bad offensive guys said it's illegal in Tennessee, and that's that yeah but Grant what here's the thing they got me. What's a grande? Uh-huh I think agrande is an older homosexual male But as a bi curious male this clip outraged me. I will never fly with Southwest Airlines again was it southwest Yeah And the guys there is and the guy got suspended. Oh, I would think oh

2:36:16 But- but- It's embarrassing. That's really- Southwest! Really, really bad... Anyway We are the official grannies of Gitmo Nation I'm the grande He is the granny Wooo! Coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center Where The current USA Factory manufactured diamond crown resides And i'm surprised John didn't have an eclipse In the morning Yeah I'm Adam Curry I'm surprised myself. And from Northern Silicon Valley, where after the show i'm going to try that a unique concept which is the taste of vanilla mixed with chocolate! Wooo! Uh...I am John C. Dvorak We will be back again on Sunday and maybe John will think it's Thursday Right here, I hope On no agenda And you can always follow me on Twitter at dvorak dot org slash n-a