1:57:50 Starting with Samuel Lichtenstein in New York City 18655 And he's gonna become a knight today. Oh very nice. And he wants an L sharp. We'll put these at the end. It's not the segment for jingles But he wants a sharpton and a follow by don't eat me Hillary And he's gonna be a knight so I think we can do that Okay, so then what I do all right sharpton with what? Don't eat me Hillary. Don't eat me Hillary. Okay. I wasn't prepared for that. I'm sorry. It's fine. Well. No I like being a little snappier. That's what I mean That's the wrong one everyone says Not the right one it just keep going I'll figure it out. Where's that one? I don't know I okay koshick just put it in yeah at the end chat. What is this?
1:58:45 Chakra borti, Chakra borti in Bangalore, India. Wow! That's one for... That's the first one I think. No, no, we had one other one from India. Okay. And it was about two years ago. Right. And we, after, and that's after we went on a rigmarole rant about India's being ungenerous. Yes. Ungenerous, damn it. It says around here in India it'd be 4.49 kilograms. Hence the increased donation amount 99 plus 44 equals to blah blah blah 143 a proud father of a 10 month old girl pass on my congratulations to Junior and Jesse ah this was a donation in based. Well. You should give your share to the kid yeah screw it I'll give my share to the kid too
1:59:37 You can't get plenty of money. I know. Sir Dirtbag Dave from Concord, California came in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Hey, thanks Dirtbag Dave. Dirtbag Dave. Good old Dirtbag Dave. He comes in every once in a while. Yeah, he's good old Dirtbag Dave. And he's a dirtbag. What a great nickname. It'd be funny if that was his nickname. Sir Paul Schneider in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. 1-2-3-4-5. Also Sir Steve Taft, in some parts unknown, he's K-A-1-W-X. Yes, he's going to be a baron today and he wants to claim the Gold Branch Trail, a part of the Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area, as his protectorate.
2:00:21 I mean, put a sign on there. Well, yes, and you need to put a sign there and take a picture and claim it. You'll find me there most every Sunday morning enjoying a five mile hike along the river like your podcast. This two hour journey really provides an escape from the crazies of today's world. Please keep up the good fight and I'll do my best to propagate the formula. Perhaps a two doodle ahead along with Hillary's week came. He saw he died and so karma would do it. Definitely give you some karma all that stuff coming up later of course and you're in the ceremony for you to become baron congratulations and he came in One two three two one yes, and 73 is from kilo five alpha Charlie Charlie ditto Sir Baker of $100 parts unknown Robert Evans in San Jose, California 100 Jan Margules in Flagstaff, Arizona 100
2:01:13 Sir Selvarine Knight in exile from California 100, Gerald Parker in Durham, North Carolina 100, and Caleb Holmstrom in Alaska, Wisconsin. Love you guys, he says. Greg Dial, 9999.9999999. Travis Benelli, 9999. And Sir Arthur Gobitz, Gobitz in Zandam, 9900. N.A. Anonymous in Redmond, Washington, 9260. John Clegg in Sunset Beach, North Carolina, 8888. We have a number of people picked up on the boobs. Jay Helset.
2:02:11 Helsal, somewhere. Every show is good for at least one boob, he says. Larry Hay in Mooresville, North Carolina. These are another boob. These are boob donations, all of them. David C. Pugh in Massillon, Ohio. Von Glitchka. Appreciate you and boobs, he says. Peter Strokes, Strokes, Strokes, Strokes in Maastricht. Maastricht. Maastricht. Christopher Utley, also boobs donation. A lot of boobs today. Kevin Thomas boobs from parts unknown. Oh, you missed a dude named Muhammad Ali. Oh, I'm sorry, dude named Muhammad Ali.
2:02:55 Doonay Muhammad Ali, tell Adam to read my email on China-Pakistan Economic Corridor and the de-douche-mate. I did. I did. I read that. I'm going to de-douche it. It was a very good piece. You've been de-douched. Got my eye on it. As you know, I brought it up on the show. So thank you very much for that. Appreciate it. Yes. China's are up to no good. Kevin Thomas, 8008, which is boobs, and Melkor Vonderdecken. in Czechoslovakia. Oh, you know he's in Switzerland, right? No, no, no, that's uh, I think it's Czechoslovakia. It's Melchior. Melchior. Melchior. Vonderdecken. Okay, he could be, he could be a Czechoslovakia, uh, Czech Republic? Yeah, Czech Republic. It says it right there in his note. It does? Yeah. Ah, there it is. Yes, at the top. Yes. Per Ingvar Son.
2:03:47 Per Ingvarsson in Sweden. And he has one note, stay woke! And anyone who saw the newsletter will get the joke. What was it? Just tell us the joke. I photoshopped up a poster for Waters 2020. Ah good. My millennials, stay woke! Excellent. And I put stay woke on it. She's gonna win. Mike Patrel. She's a shoe-in, a shoe-in I tell ya. She is a shoe-in. 6933 Kamloops, British Columbia. Erin
2:04:25 Ahmold in Gatesville, Texas, 6666. Jason Aubrey, Foreman, Arkansas, 6251. Victor Knight of Alabama, Alabama, Alabama, in Decatur, Georgia. This is a donation from Victor Knight of Alabama as a Mother's Day present from my mother, Joanne Eugenia Smith-Greg. She was born on June 8. Relation, perhaps? Could be. Double G as well. She was born on June 1st, 1944 and thus my donation. Very nice. Thank you very much. I'll check with the family, see if we're related. You want to put her on the happy birthday list? Well, it's for Mother's Day. It's for Mother's Day. Oh, Mother's Day. Oh, it's Mother's Day. Right, right, right.
2:05:09 We didn't get that many Mother's Day donations. No, mom. Nelson Seilhan, 60 bucks. Oh, please de-douche me and call out my friend. Hold on, de-douching? You've been de-douched. And call out my friend Kaya as a douchebag. Douchebag. Done. Megan Kendall, 58.85. Kevin Ostrowski in Clinton Township, Michigan. 5733. Now we do have some... Is that Kevin who used to work at Mevio? Ostrowski? Wasn't that his name? He was the... Kevin? Yeah, he was at the... or in his pod show still. I don't know. I don't think so. Okay, I just thought so. He's a birthday boy. Craig Fryczek in Loveland, Colorado. 5617.
2:06:05 Catherine Premo 5617. Now these are Mother's Day donations. Now is there a name associated here? I'm not seeing any. We do have this our wedding day donation from Catherine. Now as we do the 5617s, which there's only two of, I believe it's Mother's Day. Yeah. No, 5617. No, that's the sixth. I don't know what that is. What the hell are you doing, man? I don't know what the answer is. I'm confused. Yeah, you're unhinged. I'm unhinged. Brian Watson, Sugar Grove, Illinois, 5562, for his wife, Sandy Lopez. Happy San Guto Mayo. Christopher Tropp in Sturgis, Michigan, 5562. He's almost a knight. Almost a knight.
2:06:56 Brandon Turner Velez 5555. He has a call back call out for Kyle long He says he won't even buy his girlfriend to watch that actually tells time then I find out he hasn't donated to no agenda Unacceptable glad you're keeping tabs on him KI7HDT, 73s. Yeah, 7 3s. Kilo 5 Alpha, Charlie. Charlie. Benjamin Garcia, 55, 55. Now what happens with him? Is he going to be a knight? What do we... Looks like it. Yes! He's crossed the threshold. He's going to be knight as a dude named Ben Knight of the Health Destiny. Listen to this. He's been donating $15 monthly for two and a half years. Holy crap, man. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you for that. Yeah, no kidding. This is...
2:07:47 Sam Leong in Toronto, 5555. Anonymous, 5517. John Cruz in East Wachahatchee, Wenatchee, Washington, 5517. I'm some about the rain stick. Sir Brian Knight of Northern Connecticut 55 double nickels on the dime. John Shriver double nickels on the dime. He's got a douchebag call out. Believe it's from no, it's just Sir Brian. Sir Brian's got a douchebag call out. My co-worker Simon who claims he'll be donating soon but hasn't yet. Yeah, giving it to him.
2:08:27 Jason Petri, Petrie, sorry, Jason Petrie, 55.10. Kevin Wood in Manchester, New Hampshire, 55.10. Taylor Kuzela in Alpharetta, Georgia, 55.10. Aaron Anderson, 55.05. Says, I'm tired of the news, but I love the show. Tarbin Peterson in Sarpsborg, Norway, 55, nice. Anders Edgvist, 55. In Sweden, 55. What's the 55 in the Nordics? I don't know. Nicholas Cole, San Jose, 53.05. Michael Gates, 52.80. By the way, Nicholas Cole says bozos, one dollar for each hour solid in real golden bozos plus a Cinco de Mayo, 55. Let's get some formula. Hey, I don't argue with math, man. If you add golden bozos to a Cinco de Mayo and you come up with the 53.05, I'm down with it.
2:09:29 Eric Wessel is your, yeah, you're unhinged. Eric Wesseldyke, Portage or Portage, Michigan, 5221. Darren Jones in Cantertown, Missouri, 5150. Now these following ones are Keith Gibson, 5140, Happy Mother's Day, no mother's name is in the note. Laura Williams, same thing, 5140. And Michael Dukak, 5140. Sir Donald Winkler in Berlin, Deutschland got through for his beloved mother Marietta Winkler. Now why are we doing this this week when Mother's Day is next Sunday? Yeah, I wanted to give a build-up. Oh, oh very smart. Yeah, we didn't get that many. One, two, three, four, five, six. In some countries, you know, it's on a different day like Belgium. No, no, the U.S. is only here. Yeah, because we rock.
2:10:28 Yeah, our way is the best. Yeah, don't argue. Michael Chow, 5140. Sir Arthur Gobitz. Gobitz and Zandam. It was Richard Chow. He wants me to say... Oh, man, you nailed it. Seems unlikely. Let me just... Fijne Moedersdag voor Margriet, moeder van Baron de Katjesknuffelaar. There you go. That's what I meant to say. Yeah, and it was Richard Chow, not Michael Chow before that. It's all right.
2:11:04 Oh, it's correct. Kevin Kelly, just to correct me. Kevin Kelly in Portland, Oregon, $51. John Fitzpatrick, 5005 in Herber Springs, Arkansas or Heber Springs. And then Ed Farrell in 5101, parts unknown. Now the rest of the people are $50 donors. I want to thank each and every one of them by name and location. starting with Max Turnquist in Somerville, Massachusetts, Gerald Cummins, parts unknown, Chris Bennett in Victoria, BC, lots of people up there, we have to do a meetup, John Catalano in House Springs, Missouri, Jared Thorpe in Barrie, South Australia, Brian Lesniewski in New York,
2:11:51 somewhere. Stephen Powers, Stephan or Stephen Powers, 50. Justin Armstrong in Silver Springs, Maryland. Peter Benardal in Sweden. And PayPal mangled your town. Why do we have, all of a sudden we have a lot of support out of the Nordic countries? Brian Matthews in Belbrigan. Maybe Red Ice Radio talked about us. Maybe. Guido Dyke, wait a second. It would be Guido, Guido. Guido. Guido. I got the Dykehausen right. Yeah, you did. Dykehausen, pretty good. From Rennen. Rennen, yeah. Rennen. Rennen. Is that enough rolling for you? Yeah, I got it. I wrote down the time. Edward, Missouri. In Memphis, Tennessee, 50. Jonathan Meyers, Zinnia, Ohio. Bermont,
2:12:51 Oh yeah, Beaumont, Proudfoot. And Halliday's Point in Australia. David Schlesinger in Rosemont, Illinois. Tim Ebel in Burgfield, Berkshire, UK. Gene Ablin in Sonora, California. Fabrice Chumie somewhere. Patrick Gossick in Buckeye, Arizona. Stephen Chipman, one of the two, in San Rafael. Richard Adams, parts unknown. Gary Wiley, parts unknown. Jason Deluzio, our regular from Chatsford, Pennsylvania. Sir Brett Farrell in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina. And last but not least, Sir Paul from Horseheads, who is now gonna be upgraded to Baronet.
2:13:42 And does he have a note we need to read? No, he just wanted to let us know he thinks the show is great and he's upgraded to Baronet. Good. Good showing everybody. Thank you. This is what producing is about. Now you're talking. Good. Good. Makes up for... it was a pretty slow month. Thank you. These of course are the people who came in at $50 or above. Usually below it. I'm sorry. Usually below it is for... what are you sorry about? Well, Horseheads wants you to add, if he can, although he's not getting listed on this, but he wants you to put on the chicken spideys, speedies, speedies at the Fest of the Roundtable? I don't even know what this is. Well, I... Never mind. Okay. I think there is one knight that came in under the $50 level. This is John Owen. Did we mention him?
2:14:43 Knight of the Armament? I guess we did, didn't we? Uh... yeah. Okay. Maybe not. Well, hmm, let me see. I've finally gotten off my ass and finished my knighthood after several years of my final knight payment of 150.81. I guess, I don't remember. Then double 33 to finally get a producership. I would like to be knighted Sir... Johnny O. Knight of the Armament? Yeah, no, it's Sir John Owen. We have it as John Owen. John Owen okay, we did that all right, but he won lead slingers whiskey and gunpowder added to yes Yeah, we read that did I yeah? It's up on the I'm unhinged you're unhinged man To 1747 yeah, you're right. I'm unhinged Okay, then I have one other thing. I got a very nice package from nurse Caitlin. Oh, I got my soap from her Yes from the sweet Carolina soap