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00:00 Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Sunday, July 29th, 2012, time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 430. This is no agenda. Budging the heat in the Sin Bin, just south of Pipeline Drive, still in the drone star state, Dallas Tejas in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley where I'm spending all my time tweeting about the Olympics, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's crackpot and buzzkill. Hey, I think I'm over modulating. I don't think I sound good hold on you sound good to me Yeah, but you're not listening to the stream or whatever

00:38 There we go. Is everyone moaning? No, I'm moaning. I sounded a little over-modulated. Cracking up? Yeah, whatever. You're cracking? Yeah. Well, what you're hearing in the background, for those of you listening on headsets, I know most people right now are probably listening... Fanatics. Yeah. Well, you know, people do have iPods and iPhones and they do wear the headsets. Whenever you hear me speak, you will hear the Annoying sound of the air conditioner in the background. I know people say they don't hear it, but I hear it and it's... It's like I'm at sea. Like I'm a ship at sea. Because we are on the... 2009 tour. First leg of the tour. Austin, Texas to Dallas, Texas. Where I am sitting now in the Sin Bin as it's been dubbed. Just outside producer Dave Koss' house here.

01:34 in Arlington actually, which is I guess a suburb of Dallas and wow it's already been quite a trip John what happened? what do you mean what didn't happen? my goodness! I see that Mickey sent out a Twitter pic of the truck with Adam here and then it looked like JCD goes here and places JCD here with an X and then they have a little picture it looks like blackface. Well, so we had the Austin meetup which producers Mike and Jane put together which was extremely cool. We had a nice turnout, about 25 people, 30 people for a Saturday morning, not bad at all. No, that's not bad. No, and so while we weren't looking, we were there for a couple hours, two of our producers had found where we had parked the Mustang Sally in the sin bin

02:36 and they use that stuff that when you put, you know, when you write on someone's windshield when someone just got married. Yeah, they put that on there. Did they did that? They did that, but it's like literally like shut up slave, don't get too to the head. And it's on, you know, on Mickey's side, it's Miss Mickey goes here and then the window behind her hookers and blow go here. I mean, we had to stop gas stations quite frequently and people are looking at us like, really? You know, what is up with you guys? I'm gonna turn the air off John. I just go ahead Entertain the troops nobody can hear this you're complaining about I sure can't because then again. I'm listening over Nice pair of speakers, which is I'd rather be warm. I'd rather be warm than hear that the whole time. It's so annoying That's what's temperature. It's 106

03:29 It's a dry heat. Yeah, but listen, so we had the... Don't you bring a razor blade with you so you can scratch, scrape... Slip my wrist? Just slip my wrist? Just scrape it off the... No, no, no, no, no, we left it on. Are you kidding me? It's great. It's fantastic. No, it's so funny. People are like... Now, okay, so here's a couple of things. First of all, the trip from Austin to Dallas, we're getting about six and a half miles to the gallon. And this is flat country, my friends. There's up and downs, there's a little bit of hills. We're talking three miles to the gallon once you get to the Rockies. Oh yeah, easily. Now the problem with the rig... You should just go to the gas station and take the hose and just put it on the ground and turn it on. The problem with the rig is that it has such a small gas tank. It's like 25 gallons. And you kind of hit your reserve around... maybe it's 23 gallons or whatever.

04:24 And so you hit that, you know, it's like what are you doing? So you get about, go about 180 miles and you're done. Less, like 150. And then, you know, then it dings and you got to start looking. So it's not great. You better be careful in the Rockies because there's a lot of few and far between moments. Nice, thank you. But that's not the biggest problem. The biggest problem is with 106 degrees and of course when you're towing a trailer you have to have overdrive off. So the car is running a bit hot, John. And the only way to, you know, we're up at like the needles near the top of the range.

05:03 My advice, put some water in the radiator. Thanks. And we have water in the radiator, it's just because of the heat and pulling and the air conditioner. So here's how it works. You're driving along and about 63 miles an hour is the optimum speed with this configuration. And you're driving along and then when you start to go uphill, the only way to keep it from going too far into the red is by turning off the air conditioner. Now let me tell you something, this is not cool. Literally. Once you're out of Texas, Oklahoma, it'll cool down. It's not that hot any place else. Have you seen the weather report? Well, let me take a look. It's like 105.

05:51 where in in oklahoma and kansas it's like record temperatures uh... you did this last year you're correct not to have but we wouldn't know we were driving in the incident machine that was meant to carry all this weight i don't know if it may be is my ego that i leave in the trailer is something's comes back anyway uh... senator greece and shannon so eighty seven in coffee bill yet this is a pretty If you go to Goodland it's only 77. Lawrence, Kansas, 91. There's a town in Kansas called Liberal. Well that would be a relief, 91. Anyway, let me get back to the Austin meetup. A couple of interesting people, actually everyone who showed up was fantastic. I do want to point out Sgt. Fred, of course, he's always there. He always shows up to everything. Sgt. Fred is just such a loyal no-agenda head.

06:49 Then we had the Jamaican in Austin came by. Now I've known him when he was the Jamaican in New York and he used to call into the Um, to be your handler? Why is he following you around? He may be. He used to call into the Daily Source Code and he's awesome like a 6 foot 2 tall Jamaican, bald Jamaican guy. Awesome. Is he going to Virginia a lot? Just wondering. Well, on that note, you know who showed up? One of our previous producers, I think executive producer, Big Ass Blonde showed up. Remember her yes blonde so big as long as much well, she will be an executive producer today She donated four hundred and fifty dollars on the spot And and by the way her name big-ass blonde is it fits her exactly it should be big-ass blonde with beautiful blue eyes and She came up from San Antone, California

07:44 and where she is in quote intelligence John and I'm like okay you know and instead what is intelligence doing in San Antonio San Antonio is like the biggest military industrial complex headquarters outside of Denver in DC oh really mm-hmm I didn't know that yeah it's no big big military bases there and that she says you know i just want to say i really want to drive up and i want to say that you know you guys are the show is so important because they're so should be driving down isn't it down over whatever the white kids are talking and i'm getting details uh... uh... says it's so important because a lot of us are you know we took an oath we took an oath to the constitution and we see all these things that are happening that kind of go counter

08:33 to what we, uh, what we pledged to and listening to your show to our show, she says, it makes us feel like we're not insane. In fact, her boyfriend is, he's in special forces and they all listen to the show. And they all keep copies of the Constitution in their pockets when they're out doing whatever they're doing. And you know, they're going to adhere to it. They're like, we're not going to take away anyone's guns, you know, we're not going to do anything that we should, we're not going to go on the streets of America, we're going to refuse to do that. And she said, you know, so many times I've thought of quitting, but then I think, no, no, I have to stay where I am because when it's time to blow everything up on the inside, figuratively speaking, we'll need these people. And a lot of them, of course, are sysadmins. So it's exactly what we've never set out to do, but what we've built is this community where we send out one bat signal and say, rmstar.star

09:32 And we bring down the whole New World Order, John! Yeah, uh-huh. Hey, by the way, the address is adam at curry dot com. I have nothing to do with this entire discussion. You're such a pussy. Anyway, so after that, then we took the rig, we drove to Dallas, about three and a half hours, and again, you know, Mustang Sally kind of overheating. We were smart, though, we did learn a lot from our previous experience last year and we brought I mean I don't know who makes the cabinetry in trailers and RVs but they're the stupidest thing because you know they don't lock and they have little clicks so if you don't gaffer tape everything shut including the refrigerator you know you'll you'll stop for gas you'll go back and look and even though we had gaffer tape most things the things we didn't it was just all over the trailer it's I mean it's crazy

10:29 I don't know who makes these things. They don't like... They should have. They should be... If there was the same people that did ships interiors, because they have little locks and clips and things that don't allow for that kind of thing. Most of the trailers and RVs that I've seen, with rare exceptions, are garbage. Cheap cabinetry that's just crap. Yeah, it's true. They should be ashamed of themselves. It doesn't cost that much more to do a good job. Well, they're not doing it. Anyway, so, uh, rolled up here, uh, our longtime producer Dave Koss and his wife, uh, just beautiful couple. They have a room for us. We had a, we slept great last night.

11:10 They'd also organized a meetup at the caves here in Dallas. Another great turnout, 30-35 people I would say, including Joseph of Spain. Remember Joe? No, I don't. We were talking about last names, Dutch last names. Oh right, right, Joseph of Spain, the Dutch guy. Yeah, yeah, he showed up. Of course, Sir Gene Naftaliouf, who is a pretty fun guy, he's actually putting us up in a hotel tonight. about 45 minutes drive from here and he's the guy with the no agenda humidor so we're gonna go and smoke some no agenda cigars this evening. He's got some Cubans. He also has a pet boa constrictor. This is another one of our prime example of one of our listeners, our producers and he of course is not just a producer he's a former executive producer and a knight of the no agenda roundtable and we had a great time man it was just

12:08 So many really cool, intelligent, smart people. Obviously we had our fair share of sysadmins, always good to see them. Melody, I don't know if you remember Melody. She donated once and she said she was doing... Well the story we got the last time when she sent in a donation was she was knitting or crocheting I don't know if you remember that. I had to think about it, but it came to me. And she had handmade a blanket for us. Not for you and me, but for Ms. Mickey and I. And the story behind it is she was going through chemo.

12:52 and she was kind of like in and out of consciousness for days on end and she tried all different podcasts but the only podcast that helped, as she says, I disagree with what I said, she got through it, but she says the only podcast that got me through chemo was No Agenda. We're good for many things. Hey now everybody! It should be on your doctor's list. I'm telling you. Yeah, listen to this show. This will help you get through the chemo. If it doesn't kill ya. Yeah, right. If the chemo doesn't kill ya, this show will. But it's been, it's just, again, I feel, I don't know if you saw the picture of the Austin meetup, but Mike and Jane, they put a little picture of your head on a stick.

13:43 And so every meetup we go, you're with us, we just in the group picture, we hold up your head. Yeah, I figured if I was on this trip, I'd probably end up with my head on a stick anyway. Yeah, exactly. But it's fantastic, man. It's so, well, you know, I said this last year, you should really be out here because you see the people like what we're doing. Yeah, it's nice. It really is nice. It's so awesome. Well, so before we get into any of the show on we thank some of our executive producers right off the bat there. Can I thank the local producers first? And I would like to remind everybody if you're going to donate at one of the meetups, please attach your name to your donation so that we can credit you appropriately. So we still wound up with some envelopes with no name on it and it's kind of hard.

14:35 uh... and you can always email after the fact that said that's cool with his better on the spot miss mickey does the administration But for the Austin meetup, executive producer, as I just mentioned, big-ass blonde, and she came in with $450 on the spot, which was fantastic. Which we immediately spent on gas, getting to Dallas. Yeah, just to get across the street. But that was okay. And I'll just do the associate execs from the meetups as well. Does that thing take regular or premium? Regular. Well, that's a plus. We have Renegade Mickey who came in with an E, came in with $202 on the spot. And Scott Lowan, he came in with $202 on the spot as well. And we highly appreciate their associate executive producerships. And I will, why don't I just mention everyone from the

15:25 from the meetups real quick, is that okay? No, we'll do that in the donation segment. I have them listed down there. Let's do the associates and the execs that came in. So we have, in addition to the big ass blonde for associate or for executive producer, we have Lee Daza, who decided to do an auto night. He's a knight now. $1,000. Nice. And Lee left no note and we couldn't find anything in his email. I know he's on a ship. Oh really? Yeah, out of Yokohama. And how do you know that? I figured it out. But I don't know that he wants to discuss it so until he gives us an email, send me some at johnatthefork.org, then we'll talk about whatever he wants if he needs some karma for the ship or whatever. Right. So we want to thank him for being an exec.

16:12 Hello to all ships at sea I forgot to say earlier and he's on a ship Dennis Stevens or Stefan Stevens in Parker Colorado three four five four three who is the other executive producer finally decided in my boner status and donate to the best podcast in the universe is a good slave I've been just getting by but recently accepted a promotion and thought I would share a bit of my pay increase with you guys I know you're discouraging this, but I forwarded this URL some time ago to thefed.com. Cute. I also have been propagating the formula on one of my other websites, attentionsurplusdisorder.org. I have some other promotions in the works and we'll share them with you in a future donation. Parker Tech guy, get my donation mile high. And I do just want to say one more time, I hope that someone is interesting.

17:05 I don't think so. It's interesting. Could you just say something for a minute there John? Yeah, okay. Well, this is good Whoever has the first 20 minutes of the show could you please? Make sure you send that to me you lost its first 20 minutes as we've been out for 20 minutes already Yeah, apparently well. I didn't lose 20 minutes. I lost only you for 20 minutes. It's a long story That's all right Someone has recorded this. Is this stuff too complicated for you, that machine? Hey, will you listen? If I had to explain it to you with the mix minus, it's alright, someone recorded it and they'll send me the first, up until this point is all I need. It'll be fine. Okay, here we go. Let's get back on the track here. Joseph Amato in North Point, New York 26844. First time donor, glad to be finally getting rid of this two-year-old boner. I'm calling out the froner as being a boner.

18:03 Give him a douchebag. He turned me on to the NOAA agenda and I'm grateful. He's been a donor before, I guess he wasn't a douchebag, oh well. But I think it's time he got to the front of the show and pointed up some cash. This amounts, I'm sorry, this represents the year I was born and my age plus 200 which is 26844. Do the math, it works both ways. I would love some stock, Karma, as I'm supposed to get some stock in August and need the price to rise. Good luck. I would also like a clippity-clop and national anthem. Oh, well, let's, uh, we'll do a national anthem at the end since we're already running so long. Yeah, I actually haven't had the show clip, and after that we can do the national anthem. I'd also like to use this donation to request some more research on two things, the missing DA from PA and the alleged botched attack on Hillary Clinton.

18:52 Now that Joe... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like one of those unreported news stories. Yeah, I get a lot of unreported news today, by the way, for people. Let me hand... Do I hand out the karma here? Are we ready for it? The Clippity-Clop? Let me just see what else we have. Is there any more information? Yeah, no, we haven't got anything on that. Okay, yeah, hand out the karma and we'll work on the other stuff. The message is clear. You've got it. Nice. was a carmen in their that you've got all your hair it's off i'm off killed today david daniels in dallas texas two fifty thanks for a memorable evening at caves instead of counting chemical science on corn farms in illinois enjoy counting the casinos in oklahoma on your way to kansas great meet you too uh... joshua pollson richfield washington two fifty

19:52 Sure gall in the chat room moving to past to half past midnight tonight. May I please? Send some karma down my way to my pump because they need to pull it up to see why it's broken Okay, karma. You've got karma and Joshua I have a special report on water pumps in the state of Washington and the scam going on which is affecting Eric DeShill at the moment. This is the Agenda 21 stuff you were talking about. Yeah, we'll do that next Thursday. Stowe is collecting data. Chris Cowan in Austin, Texas, $200, finally becoming a donor. I'm about to head over to the Hot Pockets 2019 tour meetup.

20:41 He needs a de-douching and some general karma. Oops, sorry, no, no, didn't mean that. You've been de-douched. You've got karma. It always takes a little while to get into the new setup, so just bear with me here. Okay, so by the way, you never sent me the mini show. Yeah, I did. I emailed it to you immediately. Oh, you sent me something, but I thought it was something else. yeah well so then don't say i never sent you i said i thought you didn't uh... was so as being sincere all right so what do we have for today show a lot of second first i want to thank everybody thank our uh... executive producers are so she that the executive producers i want to thank uh... dave costas wife of course for uh... putting up with us and let me say parker the same being out front and of course a big in the morning to everybody in the chat room the human resources all charged up ready to go

21:36 And I would like to remind you that our value for value model is the way that we keep literally the show on the road. Dvorak.org slash N A. Of course you can always go out and do something very important like propagate our formula. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Come on kid, get ready to say it. SHIT! and timing yeah i will also remind people to go to channel of work dot com slash and a no agenda show no agenda nation dot com to help us out to work that or slash and a of course uh... i did have a p r uh... initiative they needed to mention one of our uh... uh... one of our producers is a teacher and i don't i don't i don't know if it's pete the teach i'm not quite sure who did this

22:35 Let me see if it's listed and he he apparently had a test for his students the grammar fall exam and one of the questions was about pronouns and So you have to pick the pronoun and here's one of the questions on the test. I The No Agenda podcast, who slash which slash that is recorded in the morning twice a week is up for podcast of the year but will probably not win. Is the answer A, who? Is the answer B, that? Or is the answer C, which? That's the way to propagate the formula to the little slaves. That is beautiful, man. I love that. Fantastic.

23:33 uh... yes or what's up for this morning for the uh... for the show john well i think uh... we have a mean and we need to propagate it uh... because the new world order seems intent on doing so that's right everybody on the job it's no longer uh... the uh... or or a shooter of the movie massacred is just the joker we've brought the mean full circle Tell me you have some because I got just tons of stuff about this joker. Oh, you know I hope you don't overdo this one. Well. I I didn't I was hoping that we could get it Yeah, I think the whole thing has got is deteriorated. I do have the one clip just to show the kind of pathetic I'll get my one clip out of the way, and okay all right all right. It's just a little bit. They've tried to play up the the

24:31 Well, the certain pathetic qualities is I want you to play this a clip. They had this girl I was on CNN or someplace this pathetic little girl She was just not too happy about this whole thing. She experienced. She's looking at she was 12 She was made up like she was 20 And she's just sad, and they're so sad looking with their eyes down, turning into this sad look. She's just a sad, sad little girl. And then they're just making her feel worse. And so then they show this shot of a whole family around her. It was a staged shot, and she's in the middle. She just looks miserable. And then they ask her some important questions, and you go, oh, this is so pathetic. But I'm thinking,

25:10 This is like, it's just like, besides being staged, it's like exploiting a little kid. How has this changed your life? There are certain things I can't hear or certain things I can't look at or certain things that I can't do or even wear. Like what? Like the clothes that I wore that night. I don't want to put those on again. Popping sounds. Um, or like banging if it sounds a certain way. And I can't really look at popcorn. Wait a minute. Where was this girl? Why does she have all this trauma? This little girl was at the movie apparently.

26:00 Wow, wow this is good. Oh, this is a human interest piece. Yeah, showing you how destructive this whole event was to the little girl, who shouldn't have probably been at the movie in the first place at midnight. Right. I mean she could have gone to a matinee. I mean, I don't, I mean, she looks like she's 12 or 11. Ugh. And she shouldn't have been at the movie in the first place, but that's, that's, you know, she's pathetic. And they make her look pathetic and they shot it this way and it was kind of like, ugh. Please, I mean we don't need this. So I have to say that the whole Joker thing was definitely on everyone's mind at both the meetups, which is why I pulled some clips. And of course the place to go to see the script unfold is always going to be either ABC or CNN, being the most compromised so-called news organizations in the universe.

26:50 And of course if you really want to understand the script you have to listen to the CFR, the Council on Foreign Relations, known as Aaron Burnett, or Burnet as we say in Texas. And of course the first thing we need to be very aware of is that we have the Maryland Joker now. You heard about the Maryland Joker, John? No. Oh, no, we got copycats, man, of course. In Maryland today there were echoes of last week's Colorado attack. Police say that Neil Edwin Prescott is in custody. There we go, three names again. Because you know, you're not a terrorist until you have three names. You gotta use the three names, like, you know, John C. Dvorak. After he allegedly called himself a joker and threatened to quote, load my guns and blow everyone up.

27:39 What, is there something wrong with the guns? Did they explode? I don't know! Prescott allegedly made the threats in a phone call as he was being fired from his job. This is perfect! So everyone who gets fired from your job, you're now immediately a suspect to become a joker. At a software company. When people- Oh by the way, and you're a techno expert. When police searched his home this morning, they found a cache of 25- Cache! Guns, mostly automatic rifles, and thousands of rounds of ammunition. Thousands of rounds! Thousands of rounds! I spoke to him earlier and I started by asking him how serious he thinks these threats were. You gotta listen to this because this is the fear that we're pumping into your veins people. I think it was very serious. And we went and 36 hour investigation.

28:29 And on the statements that were made, our interview with him or Anderwanda County or another agency close to us, he was very serious in my opinion. Something that we could not walk away from. and and what time now numbers just so you know the truth of what's happened here is the guy was getting fired he calls someone and we don't even know who we do i like you call the police or anything he called someone and someone overheard him saying i'm gonna load of my game my guns and blow it all up to them the cops are called they uh... take the guy into court custody and they're holding him to make bust into his house and they they find his cash of weapons

29:08 This is all very anti-constitutional and it's all based on hearsay. What types of guns did he have? You said he had 25 guns, lots of ammunition. What sort of an arsenal did you find? He had 25 weapons in his home, most of them automatic weapons. Yeah, that would be semi-automatic weapons, sir. Several automatic rifles. That would be semi-automatic rifles, sir. Thousands of rounds of ammunition. ATF has that, or those weapons now, and are categorizing them and checking for ownership on those weapons as we speak.

29:48 How easy is it to obtain thousands of rounds of ammunition? And is there any situation that... Oh, here we go back to that. Oh yeah, no, no, this is it. This is all focused on the ammo. You could think of where anybody would have that in some sort of a normal existence. Well, you can get ammunition online. There are several different ways to get that type of ammunition. I would say that very few people have that much automatic weapons ammunition. But obviously, were you surprised as a law enforcement official that someone could have amassed all of this and 25 automatic weapons without being noticed? I mean, I know you said the ATF is checking and sort of the registration of those weapons, but were you shocked?

30:34 Was I was surprised by the number of weapons that were in the house and just how lethal these weapons are yeah, okay? How lethal it all is the specifics what weapons did he what automatic weapons that he actually have? Assault rifles which are semi-automatic weapons. I mean they sure he had him to maybe they've had him filed down Please no, please no. I mean what he said automatic. Why would he lie? really It seems that he'd be telling nothing but the truth. So then we have, for some reason, we got to... What kind of a question is this? Were you surprised? That's a great question. Yeah. So for some reason we have to bring in the police chief of New York City into the conversation.

31:20 uh... who of course you know has heard about this and you know we've got to protect the theaters you know we can't write that you police chief at the new york police were involved in the all the uh... analysis of the denver she wrote a letter to the area or is there some reason to tell you by the way i can't well i think it's uh... I you know outfitting uh... the police with the uh... really militarizing them getting in tanks and all kinds of stuff this guy is a military industrial complex sales guy that's why they keep bringing them in so here he is on uh... what's happening in new york and how they're afraid of uh... happy have a copycat copycats

32:13 Let me turn your attention to Aurora, Colorado and the things that are happening in the wake of it. Just today in Prince George's County, Maryland, I don't know if you're familiar with it, it's right outside DC. Duh, just get on with the script, Candy Crowley. Police arrested a man who had quite a big arsenal with him. Arsenal? He said, I'm a joker. Joker! And I'm gonna load my guns and blow everyone up. Oh, it's changed. It took, I'm gonna blow everyone up now. So she's embellishing the script. It's called ad-lib. In the wake of something that got as much publicity as Aurora did, did as much damage as Aurora did, how big a concern are these copycats? Well, they are a concern and one of the things we did in New York was to post uniformed officers at all 40 theaters showing the... Overtime! What?

33:01 overtime overtime yeah of course. Cops love the overtime. Yeah we need more money. By the way very few cops will work a month without doing lots of overtime. They're so scammed it's fine for the cops but it's not great for the taxpayers and most of the time it's a waste of money. Yeah and they get to see a cool movie at the same time which is kind of a bennie. That's something that we'll see at least people will claim the possibility of it after high-profile events. uh... it is is unfortunately sort of standard fairness individual was uh... apparently uh... going to lose his job or threatened to lose his job and you'll see these sort of uh... threat surface in those in those types of of the situation yes you'll see this happens as you say you know you're going to see more of this happening so now we go back to burn it and she's by the way yeah

33:53 So say we had moved the Aurora Theater into some place like near Waco, Texas and the guy came in. What do you think would happen in Texas? if this guy came and started shooting up the place? Well, you know, this is an argument that you can look at from multiple sides. Of course, what you want me to say is, well, everyone would pull out their weapon and put a cap on the guy within three seconds. Of course, the argument doesn't hold up because everyone is, well, you know, with the smoke bombs and the confusion, we would have had more death. It's like, it's an endless argument. I can't even get into the argument, although I agree with it. But yeah, if that happened in Texas, where we... I don't think we have gun-free zones in movie theaters. Well actually the right answer would be it wouldn't happen in Texas. No, because... Yeah, because everyone knows, hey, I shouldn't go doing that unless I want to get killed, because that's what's going to happen. And this guy didn't appear to want to get killed.

34:42 uh... so now we go back to burn it and of course of this comes down to a few uh... very uh... very obvious things that we need to do i'm just curious as i know you've been very careful with the words you've used that that he is not this is the uh... now we're back to the uh... the maryland uh... police chief this is very interesting custody uh... as opposed to using the words arrested and and obviously had not gone ahead with the attack so i guess a lot of people are gonna ask tonight are you gonna be able to charge him is it possible that someone could have had this arsenal he didn't actually go out and see anybody and he could walk free yet so so again the guy made a phone call someone overheard the phone call his end

35:17 that while he was getting fired like an HR douche very big very deniable yeah and and then they break into his home they find the arsenal which of course I'm sure is a legally obtained I was told I was tempted to the the whole thing is legal and now she is creating a pre-crime scenario thank you very much horrible situation crime it's pretty crap and he plays right into it Well, that's being looked at right now at the state's attorney's office as far as local charges, but also on the federal level in reference to should have had those weapons. Federal level of grades. So we're looking at every angle and every criminal aspect to charge this individual if it's appropriate. But our first and immediate response was to get him mental help if that's what he needed. Because of course you're insane if you have a gun. You're insane. You need some mental help, obviously, son.

36:16 If it's appropriate, but you do intend to do everything you can to press charges. Is that fair? You're gonna like screw the guy, right? Please. To say? Oh yeah, absolutely. There's charges pending right now. Yes ma'am. There are charges pending right now. So you do anticipate... Charges of what? Well, that's what's going to be interesting to watch. Apparently, you know, you can't say anything. You can't say, screw you. He may have not even said anything. This is like a great way to set somebody up. Exactly. Bill, I hated that guy. He was like always telling me to code in you know he just because he could code in php and i put it in the had the lord it over me yeah i have a big gun collection yeah i have an idea yeah i heard him say was gonna load up his guns and blow everyone the kingdom come let's call the cops on exactly

37:07 And it gets worse. Let me turn your attention to Aurora. Again, let me turn your attention now, please. That's page 19 in your script booklet, sir. You got that? Yeah, okay. Colorado and the things that are happening in the wake of it. Yesterday in Prince George's County, Maryland, I don't know if you're familiar with it, it's right outside... Do you hear the same words? They're saying the same, I don't know if you're familiar, so we just heard Burnett say, let me turn your attention, I don't know if you're familiar. Now we have Candy Crowley saying, let me turn your attention, I don't know if you're familiar. It is the same writers. DC, police arrested a man who had quite a big arsenal with him. He said, I'm a joker. I'm sorry, that's the wrong one. This is the one I wanted to play. Here we go. Yes, when police first encountered Prescott, he had a t-shirt on that said, guns don't kill people, I do. Is that true?

37:57 Yes, ma'am when in Willow County went initially yesterday to interview this individual he did have That t-shirt on so there you go free speech. There you go. They're free speech. There you go Now of course the good news is that the original? This is probably the belaboring this story but What I mean what if you saw that shirt on somebody wouldn't you just think the guy was a clown he was just joking a joker Exactly that it all fits together. Thank you for pointing that out. You're a joker. Ah You're a joker just like that guy the memes in this thing We're gonna be living this with this for years John for years will be living with this joker thing and of course say he was insane I can't you might remember on Monday school officials including the

38:54 Really? Thank you. All right, so I don't know what happened to that clip So the guy was insane, but there is an interesting angle that is going somewhat unreported his father James Holmes's father Robert Holmes Was a but he's a he is he developed algorithms that helped find and uncover the LIBOR scandal and he was scheduled to testify in the senate against the banks this to me is a pretty good interesting time interesting possibilities of what this could be

39:39 Yeah, hey, you know, you really want to testify, let's see, here's a, watch this. Don't look over here. Look at your son. You want to see something funny? Watch this. How's your boy doing by the way? You know, the one that lives in Maryland. You know, that one. Squat! Yeah, if he even has one, exactly. Meanwhile, the shooter has claimed amnesia. Of course, this really to me... As he was reportedly, what he really did was deny the whole thing. We're talking about the guy in Aurora Shooter. Aurora? We don't even know if it's the guy we've seen in the pictures. We don't know anything. We don't know anything about it. But I think that you'll even agree with me that there's so much, so many loose ends around this thing.

40:24 And particularly when you bring his dad's relationship to the LIBOR scandal, I mean, this is like, I mean, please. This is just too weird. That's a good find. Too weird. So you're leading to that as the punchline. That's good. That is my punchline. Exactly. So you didn't see the Olympic opening ceremony? Oh gee, John, you know I decided not to watch because I figured if I paid too much close attention then the Illuminati symbolism would probably mind control me into doing something bad. So no. And by the way, I don't, I'm not in the habit of pretending that something is happening live when it happened six hours ago. I just, I can't do that. You missed out.

41:07 I heard it was completely un... no one understood what was going on. It was, it was this... I can tell you what was going on. Okay. The one thing it was, it was... it started off, if you have a minute to get the rundown on this, this was the most... I mean, first let me tease the fact that most of it consisted of dancing bankers. Really? yes actual dancing bankers bankers no dancing no i'm not really see they had a giant map of the city of london all the bankers would accumulate there in the middle and then they start doing the key wait a minute how do you know they were bankers they were dressed as bankers they had the tails and they had this death the top

41:48 at all and they were talking about how they were financing industry they had a it was the history of england completely leaving out the royalty it starts with a bunch of poor farmers dancing bankers dancing bankers poor farmers and then the farmers came out of a tree that they would be in the royalty the monarchy was completely left out of this except for a sequence where the queen was thrown out of an airplane awesome good start really she had the the actual James Bond jumped out afterwards to shoot her after she landed whatever the case was to shoot her? wait a minute you tell you this i don't know if you have all my goodness well they have a case in the day i think that the royalty was completely left out of the presentation which was the story of england beginning with the idiots in the field the farmers and then they then and they would toiled the land and then they they switch them to the workers and then the big factories cropped up all over the place with huge i don't know where they got that get these chimneys to go up in the air and i had but that dig some big holes

42:49 smoke out of the chimney stacks and then they were, their whole goal was to mold the rings of the Olympics. And then the bankers, the dancing bankers came in and all, they were dancing around and all the one-time farmers became workers. And then it goes from farmers to workers to the national health care system. Everybody after that was in a sick bed in a hospital. with the dancing doctors. Oh my goodness. Who were supposedly real doctors but I was seeing there's professional dancers in there. So the history, and it ended there with a dystopia of rock and roll, Mr. Bean. It was unbelievable because it said the history of England went from peasantry to the Industrial Revolution to being permanently sick in bed to just a mess.

43:47 Oh, now I feel bad. It was the most weird, and it was all subconscious. I don't believe they meant to do any of it, or send that message. Okay, sure. No, they didn't. I'm sure they didn't mean to. I don't think so. I'm telling you, these guys, I think this is deep, this is in the consciousness of England. They have given up. There was no hope for the future. It was a it was a dystopia at the end people that and the royalty was eventually portrayed at the very end as clowns Who were thrown out of airplanes? No, that was at the beginning. Did they really throw the Queen out of the airplane? Yes. No, she wasn't in there wasn't her was it was a double okay, obviously Good. She wasn't very hip. She was she had a she had a scowl on her face the whole time. I

44:37 They finally portrayed the British monarchy as a bunch of clowns that come in at the end with these weird outfits on and it was a joke. The whole thing was, with no hope for the future, it was the British Empire giving up. It was unbelievably... and everybody was all jacked up about it. This is the best thing ever! But it was actually depressing if you really analyzed it. I don't think the Brits even know what they were looking at. You sure it wasn't the British Empire giving in? To the dancing bankers? Yes, to the dancing bankers. The dancing bankers were dancing and dancing. They were the only ones having fun. So all I know about the Olympics is

45:23 That they, uh, about the opening ceremony is that apparently NBC decided to edit out the terrorism tribute? Yeah, they edited that out and I guess the guy, there's some guy giving a salute to Hitler. which a lot of camera guys caught and they wouldn't put it on. Wait a minute, who was saluting Hitler? Some German in the audience, when the German athletes came out, the guy was a little man. He's an old man, he looks like he should be captured and put in prison. Awesome. Giving a salute to Hitler. But that was on the live broadcast, someone caught that? Yeah, somewhere, but it wasn't on NBC. NBC didn't have any of that.

46:04 But here to- Wow, I feel bad now that I missed it. Oh, you missed out. Ah, geez. You would have had more material because you would have deconstructed some stuff I'd missed because you've been in England. Yeah. You would have seen some stuff that I- Well, you know, in all fairness, we were packing up getting ready to go. You know, we didn't really have time. Yeah. So anyway, I put down, here's my notes. exercise in low self-esteem is one of the things I put in here. The queen jumps out and they also had a couple of other little things but here to me is the epitomizes, here's a clip of Matt Lauer and she's with Meredith Vieira. Now these two people are doing the over, the discussion on the voiceover and the whole thing. Now I want to point out that these two people are at the

46:55 forefront of network broadcasting uh... in terms of what they have to do on a day-to-day basis of the to be there making millions and millions of dollars and this clip epitomizes What it makes you wonder what else don't they know besides the little mockery that they put at the very end of this clip where you go What they don't even know this And we're back in London with the opening ceremony of the 2012 summer games on the east end of London And as we've been telling you, the opening ceremony divided into major sections. We have already seen the transformation, the transition from the agrarian era in this country to the industrial revolution. We're in the middle of another transition now, one that we're actually still living through. This from industrial to the digital age. Yeah, the title of this section is Frankie and June say thanks Tim. Tim being Englishman Tim Berners-Lee. If you haven't heard of him, we haven't either. What? What Tim?

47:54 timber is really inventor of the world wide web they don't know who that is exactly you're kidding me meredith v era and matt lauer if you haven't heard of him don't worry we haven't either are these people are being paid millions and millions of dollars and they don't know who tim berners-lee is it now in this day and age and i i i i think part of the news division Would think the today show there they run the today show Wow okay? Hold on a second. I am going to give it to you. Thank you definitely So there is isn't that amazing Draw draw no it's not a recording I gotta get this I have to go poop now This is crazy

48:54 So the only other clip I have, I only got two clips and this is the other one. This was at the beginning, I think it was Bob Costas interviewing Tom Brokaw. They both took a junket to London to go to the Olympics and Brokaw's discussing the security and then the idiocy of apparently the mayor of London and what he thinks. Now you have to just make a comment after this because I'm gonna ask you if what he's asserts is even remotely possible. as a different dynamic than the united is that this one is it london olympics kickstarter yeah states how prepared as one well as best we can tell very prepared to have to remember that within hours of the announcements of london would have these days that terrible terrorist attack in the city so much of london depends on public transportation the two what we call the subway the buses everyone i've talked to the american experts as well as those on the ground here say that they've done everything that they can and intel

49:50 is the key. They have penetrated these cells. There are going to be British special forces all over the city that we'll never see and cameras everywhere. So you can only cross your fingers and hope for the best. The cost of an Olympics can always be controversial, especially now with a global recession. This is going to cost billions and billions, a lot of it devoted to security. Will London regret it or be happy about it in the end? If you listen to the mayor, they're going to be very happy. They have a very colorful mayor. Boris Johnson, we've been seeing a lot of him. And by the way, if you think he's been so busy he couldn't get a haircut, this is his haircut. And he's counting on these games to kickstart the economy, bring more people to London. The country is in a very deep recession. They hope to emerge from it in much better shape economically. Alright, what's your question?

50:35 Does anybody ever put on an Olympics and then you like watching it go, wow that swimming competition was great. I think I'm going to go to London on my vacation. I mean really? Well you know here's what he thinks this is going to kickstart the economy. He's created a white elephant in the middle of nowhere London. Yes. These stadiums are useless for anything but the Olympics. It's East London and they actually tore down a lot of East London just for it. But so here's what's interesting about what's happening. A couple things. First of all, you've got to think that just like any other professional big money sport, this is rigged. I mean we haven't even discussed this yet, right?

51:23 uh... and and the german magazine uh... let me see which magazine is it uh... the local now on a second let me just open this up and i'll tell you what it is yeah the local dot d e into the ink the german edition uh... they report on uh... german scientists who have already predicted germany will uh... get fifteen gold medals and i betcha I'm just gonna bet you that they're right. This is too big for us to even think about, because who's really the winner or what country is going to do something. And of course nobody wins in this. But I thought that was very interesting that Germany, the scientists in Germany are predicting 15 gold medals. But more importantly,

52:19 What we're seeing on television and of course, I'm sure you haven't watched much else except the opening ceremony is empty seats everywhere Yeah, there was actually one story. I've been watching these foreign news broadcasts mostly as I've been starting to do and there have been a number of reports. You don't see it in the American press so much but you see it on the foreign press and it's like they're baffled by the... they had the big race between the two swimmers. It's supposed to be a big deal and the swim stadium was I'd say third full. It was two-thirds empty. Well, you know why? And they were commenting on it. You know why?

52:56 It's because all, especially on television, all of the lower seats, the ones up front, are all reserved for quote, the Olympic family. And the Olympic family is of course officials of the International Olympic Committee, the sponsors, all these douchebags who are involved in this incredible high-end scam, this money-grabbing scam. And I think they all know something's going down. They're like, well, you know, maybe we're not going to go right now because we heard kind of about the thing. You know what I'm saying? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

53:32 And so of course they forgot that... That'll throw a crimp into the Mayor of London's plans. Yeah, but it's their seats and so that's why they're empty is because the sponsors and the Olympic family, the officials as they're known as, they're not going. They're not showing up and those are the seats are the ones that appear on camera. So now they're actually talking about bringing in more military to get out of uniform and sit in those seats. Brother. I'm telling you. Well the whole thing is I don't think anything's gonna happen A, but you can put in the book if you want to do a contra prediction. Well we already have the Rockefeller document as a scenario. Right, there is a scenario in play but I don't know if it's gonna be executed. Well I don't know either but it's a scenario. Because especially if nobody's there. Well, but that's how you get to your 30,000 number or whatever it was they predicted, you know.

54:30 just take away your uh you know most of the people just leave the stadium kind of it's all these different events but i just found it uh interesting it's it's it's hogging to me it's actually not only hogging the american news media it's also hogging the international media has you know you watch the news and news and then the next thing you know and on our olympics china's well you know especially the chinese Because they're apparently gonna win everything. Yeah, and they did have I did see one clip on the Chinese station of this female swimmer against our swimmer and another it was like it wasn't even like it was like a different it wasn't even in the same dimension this Chinese swimmer was like miles ahead of everybody. Oh really? Oh wow. It's like a machine could be a robot. Yeah, okay put that in the book.

55:25 I got a couple of Chinese swimmer injured electrodes pop out of leg. What you got some action going unreported news generally speak. I don't see too much of it the action in Africa between Rwanda and the Congo. uh... if you remember in april two thousand eleven we discussed this and predicted the congo is gonna be a center of attention yes because there's so many chinese oh that's right ben affleck it that was assigned the congo is his uh... uh... p r territory and so now we're starting to see a very interesting thing develop which is that there's a revolution going on in the congo that seems to be financed by the rwandans

56:12 And so I have a couple clips, so let's see if we can find them. I just turned on the air for a second by the way, I'm like melting away. Try to start off as we get a little background on this because the America we've stopped giving money to Rwanda The then the I guess the UK did and then they did or the Dutch Yeah, of course we all stop and and there's so did there's a beer as part of the report and then they go to the Rwandan foreign minister who says she literally says, you know, we never asked for the money We maybe we don't even deserve it. So what difference does it make if we take it or not?

56:50 and then help you go on with what's actually going on. So this is Rwanda and the Congo? Yeah. Rebel soldiers continue to cause chaos in Eastern Congo. The United Nations and the international community have put the blame squarely on Rwanda, accusing the government of supporting and supplying the rebels with guns, ammunition and even soldiers. In a swift response, several Western donors came down hard on Rwanda, suspending aid to the country. First it was the US, then the Netherlands, and now the UK. However, Rwanda remains unshaken. This money given to our countries, we haven't worked for it. We don't maybe even deserve it, we don't know. So if you decide to feed me or cut the food,

57:43 I haven't really worked for you, you know, you don't owe me anything. It's your decision. Rwanda has already held discussions with a UN group of experts behind the damning report implicating Kigali of having links with the rebels in Eastern Congo. Key issues raised include the standard of proof against Rwanda's involvement in the ongoing fighting. The standard of proof they're talking about, that what they mean by what the Rwandans are saying, hey, you can't prove a thing. it's getting so prove it you to just talking a big game what's really going on of course and then eastern uh... congo by the way is specifically the aflac assignment yes what's going on is obviously the same old same old the congo is the

58:29 most people now consider it the richest resource for mining natural minerals in the world. You don't say? You mean there's gold in them, our hills? Good article in October's PRI's The World. Funny thing happens to some Chinese when they come to Rwanda. They relax. Perhaps it's the balmy weather or the vistas of rolling hills and lush valleys. Perhaps it's the pace of life. It's nice living here, says Edward Yin. who moved to Kigali which is the place they mentioned in their report. Kigali is the capital, I believe. They set up a mobile phone factory. The people here are friendly and generally honest and they go on and on and on. And the Chinese have built, they're building a huge infrastructure in Rwanda. They built this beautiful Kigali Convention Center, which has got photos all over the place. It was, they have some Germans in there helping manage the Chinese because the Africans don't fully trust the Chinese, but apparently,

59:32 China's running the country for all practical purposes. They're doing everything in there and they're behind this Congo thing that we picked up on back in April 2011. So here's a tip and I think there's a two million Africans in the Congo. Here's a tip and I've done this in Austin even. If you're in a cab, a taxi cab, and you'll see you'll find this all over the world but certainly in the United States and uh... you have an african driver and that would be from the continent africa you can see you say hey man where you from and i'll say africa now first of all because that's what they think we're all stupid right in africa we think that you know all these americans think that's a lot of it as i had to look your cab driver and you've said a million times i am from you know uh... some online somalia rwanda exactly and then i was that was that ok so the first thing he says i'm from africa so then if you

1:00:25 and this is it's fun because these guys are from the talk to you say yeah okay man but what what country and then he's like okay this guy switched on so say Somalia or whatever they are really how long you've been here that's your said that's kind of your follow-up you know it like three years five years whatever you say so I'm how's the Chinese doing I swear to God you get the biggest smile from the guy who be looking at in the rearview mirror is like I yeah and they say hey and that who's the who's the president or prime minister of your country again and give you a name which you probably never heard of you say Yeah, pretty corrupt mofo, right? It's like, oh man. And then it just goes on. And you can just sit back, relax, you can pop your earphones on, and you'll just hear the funniest conversation. And you can do it with every single African cab driver. And not to say that they're all cab drivers, but man, you can pick up a lot of great information. Yeah.

1:01:19 but china is the keyword yeah the china chinese are behind this and we have there is some very strange as i haven't gotten to the complete bottom by the way could you could you uh... since we discussed this in two thousand eleven could you please refer to them as the china's the china's right is not sure i was china's so there was a report the u n wanted to release in june of this year uh... making the claim that rwanda was uh... behind the Al Shabaab terrorist let me guess no wasn't that we don't know it was just that no was no terrorist it was just the government and we and the difference is well we had it suppressed for some reason and then we let it go if we wanted it we told them I haven't gotten to figure out why but we wanted it suppressed for two weeks

1:02:12 So there was something going on between June, the middle of June and the first of July that had something to do with all this. I don't know what the deal is but there's, this is not reported for shit in the United States and this is the next big blow up that's gonna happen. Right now we have to keep our eye on the ball which is Syria but believe me this Rwanda, Congo thing with the Chinese and all that, the riches of the Congo are just not to be ignored this is a huge story that hasn't uh... well if we if we'll have a huge legs eventually what if we follow our own logic we know that right now we're in all countries in africa and we're busy kicking the china's out

1:02:54 as best we can but we've apparently were unable to do so in rwanda so we have to find a plan b which i think was a terrorism affleck yet for terrorism terrorism yeah well there's a in a different direction i mean we did this may be the and the cold play here uh... play at these i have two clips play ghana one Now? Yeah, now. Ghana has sworn in Vice President John Jermani Mahama as its new head of state after the sudden death of President John Atamilz. The 68-year-old Atamilz died unexpectedly Tuesday after complaining of chest pains. He had only recently returned from a trip to the U.S. for medical tests. Oh, right. The medical tests in the U.S. were they, oh, oh.

1:03:39 little bombing of the little injection that the i think it's a if i recall my breaking bad episodes properly rice in is what you want because it has an onset like the flu it takes a couple days leaves no traces yeah it's bad perfect so i'm thinking well they kill this guy off for some reason or other who knows but then Later in this same news reporting, this came from Democracy Now!, I think I may have just stumbled onto what it is. The New York Times has revealed the U.S. is expanding its controversial drug war to Africa. The U.S. has begun training an elite group of anti-drug police in Ghana and is planning similar units in other countries in a bid to combat Latin American cartels allegedly smuggling cocaine into Europe. Top drug enforcers... Wait a minute, wait a minute. Help me understand.

1:04:29 So it's for the South American cartels, we're smuggling cocaine into Europe. How does Ghana fit in? True, Ghana. Is Ghana the transit hub of drugs all of a sudden? An administration official said Africa is seen as quote the new frontier in terms of counter-terrorism and counter-narcotics issues. The West Africa Cooperative Security Initiative will reportedly bring a model used in Central America and Mexico to 15 African countries. Despite facing widespread criticism for being costly and largely ineffective, the U.S.-led war on drugs has also seen an earlier expansion in Central America. Most recently, DEA agents have come under scrutiny for being involved in at least three fatal killings in Honduras. Dude, I'm living in the Matrix here.

1:05:14 It's so unbelievable. This is like, first of all, let's go to the premise of this. We're doing it to protect Europe? Why don't they protect themselves? Why are we, why is our drug enforcement agency going to Ghana and 15 other or 13 other, 14 other African countries to protect Europe from drugs from the cartels in Colombia? Hello, is this make any logical sense to anybody? Well, it does to somebody. Or they just think that they can just do whatever they want and put this stuff out there knowing that apparently the news media is not going to give a crap. They're too busy covering the Maryland guy and putting Aaron Burnett on him or the Olympics. We got to distract people, man. Well, they do a good job of that, but this is like, this is like

1:06:08 If nothing else, this is like an amazing waste of the taxpayers' money now. On the other hand, if you want to take the side of these... Can I just say it might be an amazing waste of people's lives instead of just taxpayers' money? We're also killing people in the process. We don't really care about that so much apparently. But the point is that this may be doing us some good in the battle against the chiners yeah maybe this is just a scam to make it look like we're doing one thing we're doing another which is what i believe to be the case because let's face it there's no drug traffic from the cartels to ghana where is ghana in africa is that is that is there a port it's over on the west coast it's got a port though yeah as far as i know yeah well then that look at my map of africa well we got to buy another globe

1:06:52 I had to buy another globe. I should have the globe in front of me. I would say that if I was given a, you know, the little test they give you, they give you a map with a bunch of pieces, a puzzle, and you put the puzzle, you have to name the countries. I don't think very many. I know I can do Europe, I can do Eastern Europe, I can do, I can find every state. Well, no, of course, Ghana is next to the Ivory Coast. That makes so much sense. And next to that is Liberia, which we know is where AFRICOM uh... is setting up its headquarters uh... then we have sierra low leone and of course we have told go which is also been in the news i can recall that uh... let me just see ghana yeah acro we have a we have one of our nights in acro by the way our night in acro ghana who's which is that we haven't heard from him in a while now we've heard from him a few weeks ago so my friend uh... greg

1:07:45 who is a professor at uh... was also a an african experts always in africa uh... typically hanging around ghana here i said that i had a bar no he runs into a night process uh... so we are very listen to a general is no agenda the war act thing with curry is the idea i am a very good to take a tribute to the show The guy, this douchebag, give Greg a douchebag thing. He says to the guy, stop giving them money. No. Yeah. Why? He says because there's poor people in Africa. Oh, please. That need the money. No, no, no, no, no. I beg to... That money doesn't go to anybody in Africa except to the kings and the fake rulers. The douches. The douches.

1:08:34 So don't listen to Greg, he's a douchebag. Alright, now let me do this. Let me focus your attention. This is the new thing. This is the new script. Let me focus your attention on Syria. Now we had a couple days in between the last show and this show, so I was like, oh I wish we had a show because I can report on this. Because what we were seeing in every single news outlet was the prediction of the massacre in Aleppo. Did you pick up on this? Yeah, we had nothing to use the word massacre. There was one show I think it was on CNN or one of the networks where they actually do the whole piece Did they were John John the word massacre John the Guardian was live blogging the expected massacre they would live blogging it and

1:09:21 I'm like, are you kidding me? Like all of a sudden we have this... we figured out because the rebels have said, oh, you know, they're going to come and kill us now. I mean, it's just report after report. Every single, certainly United States publication, it's like, oh, you know, Aleppo's... last time we heard that douchebag Victoria Newland predicting uh... you exactly where the bomb attacks came three three days later here's your own news amid fears of a bloodbath amid fears of a bloodbath what is it that the memo come out at all between rebels and president assad's troops for syria's second city of aleppo is said to be well underway

1:10:08 Opposition fighters have been trying to defend rebel-held areas against days of bombardment. And as military aircraft reportedly... By the way, they're using the same footage of the military aircraft, like one jet kind of circling around, just doing nothing. ...pound Aleppo again today, activists say government tanks are moving in ahead of a final onslaught. Heavily outnumbered and outgunned, the rebels are still keen to show off armoured vehicles they say they've destroyed. Visiting his British counterpart, Turkey's Prime Minister has called for international steps to address the military assault.

1:10:45 and serious threat to use chemical weapons. There's a buildup in Aleppo, and the recent statements with respect to the use of weapons of mass destruction are actions that we cannot remain an observer or spectator to. yes state tv has broadcast footage of government forces fighting what it called terrorist groups and rebels in damascus this is general robert mood the outgoing head of the u n monitoring mission said he thought president asad stays in power when numbers yeah okay today the they all said that by the way i was the same thing days are numbered days are numbered that's like a meme i think it's the title of the episode

1:11:30 By the way, I just want to mention that our knight in Acura, Sir Dean Bertram. Yeah, I remember him. So we report on all that, but meanwhile, the internet is just filled with pictures of this train transport going through Los Angeles with hundreds of tanks on it. Have you seen these? No, I missed that one. And we don't know where they're going. But there's just tons of pictures. There's a lot of b-roll about that too, I'm not sure that... Well these are just independent people putting it on Twitter and posting it around. Apparently pictures they took themselves.

1:12:07 Yeah, I'm skeptical about it. Really? Maybe because I ran one on my blog like six months ago and people debunked it. And there was some guy claiming to see this thing going by Hollister or something like that and then a whole bunch of people came out, yeah this is old, it's not a year ago, it's something else. So I'm skeptical about it. I'm just as skeptical as I am about the uh... the reports that we see one confirmed i mean this to me is is on the front well so so i'll say i'll say yeah but if you put all the pieces together there's a lot of weird things happening uh... we have the department of justice uh... if it and if you saw this they took over this gets called a takeover essentially they've moved in uh... in first new orleans uh... because of all the corruption i i didn't get to the clip uh... on the last show i had it

1:12:56 and they just took over the New Orleans Police Department. Now, they're doing the same in Seattle. The deal is done. The Department of Justice and the City of Seattle finally come to an agreement that will change our police force, embattled in accusations of excessive force. And we now know the details of that deal, but some are questioning if it will make Seattle any safer. I'm Marnie Hughes. And I'm Matt Lourge. City leaders and the Fed shared what's behind... The Fed? Why is the-. The feds, he said feds. Feds, okay. In this agreement reforming the police department. There will be more oversight of officers to stop biased policing and the use of excessive force. A community policing commission will be chosen by the mayor approved by the council. It will work with a monitor appointed by the city and Department of Justice to make sure the police department is following the reform plan. Police must revise their use of force policies and enhance police training

1:13:57 clearly defining the use of force requiring officers to report it when they use it or witness it. So we have this, you know, this kind of meme the way I think it's playing out is they're saying well there's too much excessive and this is happening in California in Anaheim is the next one to fall. So they're saying well there's police brutality, the cops suck, Department of Justice and I guess the feds have to now come in and manage the police departments which is the the feds have no business managing our uh... our state and local police departments but you know under the guise of it's gonna make you safer because you know you don't get hurt

1:14:35 uh... they're bringing in all of these uh... all these federal i guess uh... oversight people which to me just sounds like control then we have something else which is happening this is started in new york mayor bloomberg big proponent of this is the so-called stop and frisk which is obviously a blatant violation of by the way fourth amendment yes those riots in london When did if anyone gets to see the documentary about those remember the rise of the burnt down the block and all this stuff it was all these kids and they blamed it on one thing or another. When you see the documentary and you read the papers on this, this was a reaction to the police is all it was they hated and it was because of stop and frisk.

1:15:20 parts of london they were basically started a kid or and just risking them out of the blaze by a certain guy so this is happening uh... i've so this has been going on in new york it's very controversial and there's another city that started this i'll get to that in a second first here's our friend once again the uh... military industrial complex shilray kelly about how good stop and frisk is let me ask you about a particular law in new york city right now stop and frisk you know detractors of it i have said that uh... police unfairly target minorities blacks and latinos police have said look this helps us keep the city safe what a c l u is said that your eroding trust uh... when you do the sort of stop and frisks how about eroding constitutional rights uh... with folks who may just go out and buy a gun because they no longer trust the police

1:16:10 Do you worry about that and do you see a way that... By the way, did you hear her slip that in, John? Folks who just might go out and buy a gun because they no longer trust the police. This is a... which is... Oh, you know, that guy right by me, that's a... Yeah, yeah. That the practice could be changed that might address some of these concerns. Well, sure, we worry about it, but I want to tell you that It is a tool. It is a life-saving tool. It's not a tool. It's a life-saving tool. It's the jaws of life. It's the jaws of life. It has the lowest murder rate of any major city in America and we're very proud of that. I think it's a product of proactive

1:16:53 policing and Stop question and sometimes frisk is one of the tools that we use and by the way, it's actually stop question and sometimes frisk And it's a law apparently I don't think it's a law but okay I think you guys well, I wouldn't be a what they do. How would they I don't know stop question and sometimes frisk? Yeah, what kind of a law is that in America? It goes way back to common law What? What? He says it goes back to the British redcoats is where it goes back to. Let's listen to that again. By the way, it shows in every police jurisdiction in America. It goes way back to common law. I'd like to see that.

1:17:33 This goes way back to common law. we see a you know what every city in america certainly every major city uh... we still see so many young people with access to guns and also is getting killed on on the streets of uh... of our city's young people usually young people of color quite quite frankly i'll do it this is a war on blacks that's what it is quite frankly is that young people are going to use a war on black one blacks one black so where else is this taking place john can you just guess what other fine

1:18:16 uh... free open loving libertarian city in the united states of get more nation is also now applying the stop question sometimes first law which goes back to common law do you have any idea john Well, I would guess, I mean if I was just to take a shot, I mean it would seem to me Chicago would be a good place and San Francisco would be a good place and Los Angeles would be a good place because they're all good liberal towns. So you get two buzzers And you get a ding. All aboard, trains good. What? If I get a trains good too, wow. Yeah, that's a bonus. San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee had already been calling for police to start a stop and frisk program. This week he decided he really, really wanted it, now more than ever. Mayor Lee telling reporters, quote, I am as if not more committed and especially in light of the massacre that occurred in Aurora.

1:19:11 If you're not familiar with stop and frisk, there's a good chance it's because you've never been stopped and frisked. It's a policing technique. It's probably because you're not black! In which officers pull up to whomever they choose and demand answers about why you're standing there. Why are you standing there? Hey slave, why are you standing there? Shut up! What's in your pocket? What's in your pocket, slave? You're just happy to see me? What you got in your pocket? And so on. One minute you're minding your own business and the next the police have you up against the wall. God, I'm sorry. One minute you're black and minding your own business. The next minute your black ass is up against the wall. You could be a Chicano. You could be a Latino. You could be Mexican too. It's fine. For drugs and guns.

1:19:52 In practice, stop and frisk is confrontational almost by nature. And because it depends on police officers deciding which people to confront, the burden of being stopped and frisked tends to fall heavily on African American and Latino men. For them, being called to account by armed police officers is an ordinary part of going to school, or the store, or the park, or their apartments. The numbers on this are astounding. Yeah. Yeah, it is astounding and I think the white people of America need to come to our black people, our black citizens, aid in this and this shit has to stop. This is a total blatant violation. This is going to incite massive riots. Just like in London. I'm glad you pointed that out, John.

1:20:41 It's crazy. And maybe they want it. There's going to be property damage that you won't believe and there was oh and it's going to be like oh why are they that way I mean they got it you know. And by the way and what's happening and what is happening here the way this is being reported I believe is you're sitting there watching going oh well it's black people okay uh it's not it doesn't affect me But this is how it starts. So first, you know, they came for the black people and they didn't say anything. And they went for the Chicano people, didn't say anything. They went for the Latin people, didn't say anything. And all of a sudden my white ass is up against the wall.

1:21:18 This is, you really people, this is, this is, I mean, John, this is illegal, this is not allowed in America. If you don't have probable cause with sworn testimony by a witness, you cannot be searched or asked for your Auschweiz. Correct? Yeah, well, good luck with that when you've got the cop on ya and his buddies. There's a lot of, um... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trying to make trouble? Yeah. What are you doing? What's in your pocket? My penis. that would be my and particularly going to get into you get a good club oh yeah well there's been a like i have a i'm lucky i got miss mickey's say and i think this may be keeps me out of trouble there's the good the cops go like she would be hanging out with with it does have a lot of writing in fact there is just a just about well on that topic for a second to have a clip there's i'm watching uh...

1:22:19 Van Katz and French TV and they do a thing on Saturdays where they go over all the magazine covers and discuss what's in the French magazines. And Hollande, the guy who's the new president, prime minister, president, the guy who's running the place. President. he uh... made all these promises and apparently he's backing down on most of them and he's done a couple of things but there's a little prediction i don't have the whole clip i just have the end of them going over his cover which they call it the lexpress yeah lexpress the right wing magazine they say he's a hypnotist hypnotist but play this french lexpress cover

1:23:01 But when reality strikes, well, Hollande may have some harsh news to announce to the French, which could be a big contrast with his campaign promises, which could trigger riots across France. Uh-huh. Riots! No austerity, didn't you? Anyway, he, and you can tell as well from that magazine cover, they're not going to like him very much from the angle they shot him at there. Now for some lighter stories, what's in... That was some light to stories. Wait a minute, here's a... Riots predicted. Here's the song. Here's the song that we gotta be playing. Hold on a second. Hey everybody! I predict a riot! You know this song? No, who is it? The Kaiser Chiefs, man.

1:23:49 Yeah, I'll fast forward. Ah shit, I can't find the refrain. Nevermind. I predict a riot, riot, I predict a riot. Here's a 10 second clip that I got a kick out of. Talking about Syria. Yeah. Play this Mother of All Battles. Hold on a second, Mother of All Battles, alright. Heating up for days, military operations there have been described by Syrian state media as the mother of battles. What is this with this with these Middle Easterners that everything has to be the mother of something?

1:24:29 Remember that happened in Iraq? Yeah, that's a very interesting... It's a meme they have. It's like, this will be the mother of all battles, this will be the mother of all wars, this will be the mother of this, the mother of that. Well, that is a good question. What is... Does that mean that because the mother spawns, like, the whole family? Like, that's just the beginning? It's the... I have... It's the... what am I... definition of... the mother of... hold on... the mother of all. I wonder where that come there must be some some etymology around that the mother of all, oh there's a book of knowledge entry reading from the book of knowledge the mother of all has become a stock phrase in english language public discourse and popular culture it implies the largest or most significant example of a class which completely overshadows all other class cases in the class for example the mother of all battles would imply the largest most destructive and most significant battle ever fought

1:25:33 History, popularized in recent years though not introduced by Saddam Hussein. then president of iraq after the invasion of kuwait bulletins to rocky citizens advise them to prepare for an invasion and quote the mother of all battles promise in his speech titled the mother of all battles if the u s led coalition forces attempted to evict his army of occupation from kuwait the phrase mother of all battles in this instance was a translation of the arabic expression boom out my iraq which is common trope in Arabic public rhetoric. Interesting. It's actually more interesting right along with that we had Dennis Kucinich. He got voted out, right? Dennis Kucinich? Did he lose his primary? I don't believe it. Is that true? Let me look at why you're doing this. I'll look him up in the book. So he's on Russia Today, which I guess is the only outfit that'll still have him.

1:26:35 and uh... he has so he can be basically you know i was really communist and if you if he is no longer in government and he wants a gig and uh... you know and i'm incarcerated just call him john he'll be the perfect guy for the job and i read it regret this entire decade of our foreign policy uh... we should We should because the war in Iraq was based on lies. Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction. They had nothing to do with Al-Qaeda's role in 9-11. They didn't have anything to do with an anthrax attack on the Capitol. So when you look at this, you see Iraq was a misadventure and the people who led us there still ought to be held accountable. We're not going to spend maybe three to four trillion dollars just for Iraq alone.

1:27:18 Afghanistan? We should have never invaded Afghanistan. We should have learned from what the Russians found out about Afghanistan. We couldn't learn that. But what do we say now? We just say, oops, sorry? Well, you know what? We have to reappraise our position in the world. America cannot be the policeman of the world. America cannot tell other nations how to live. America should not try to pick the governments of other nations. We should take care of things here at home. We should be doing something about a level of unemployment that has 10 million people out of work, that have millions of people still losing their homes, that people are losing their benefits, their hospitalization, they're losing their retirement security. We ought to be focusing on things here at home and stop building this far-flung military empire. It is insane for the United States to keep spending trillions of dollars abroad

1:28:02 well we have problems here at home let's make america showcase a democracy instead of trying to pretend we can do that in other places around the globe it's insane i tell ya It's insane! Due to redistricting by the Republican-controlled state legislature, this is a good one. They redistricted him. It said Ohio's 9th congressional district was absorbed part of Cuyahoga County abolishing Kucinich's district and pitting him against the 9th district incumbent Marcy Kaptur, who's very popular apparently in the 2012 primary, which he lost.

1:28:39 okay so how here's how it works is that we gotta get rid of this guy but he's so popular let's just remove him his whole district and make him run against somebody else oh that's amazing what a great idea oh it happens all the time they really gave it to him that's fantastic he's a troublemaker so meanwhile so we have that's Iraq then we have Iran this report again it's from the Ministry of Truth it's from Aaron Burnett And she, uh, it was so obvious. And of course there's all kinds of great memes and great abbreviations in this report. At the end though is where it really comes down as to how all of this stuff works and how we're mind controlled and programmed to buy into it. And now our fourth story out front. The Bunker Buster is ready. The Bunker Buster is ready, John!

1:29:31 It's ready to roll! And we're gonna show it to you right now. This is what it can do. This is the biggest weapon in the American military's arsenal. It's the mother of all weapons. This is not a new weapon. Well, no, no, but there's something additional that you didn't know yet. It's known as a massive ordnance penetrator or a... I just love hearing her say that. I just like to go up to say I have a massive ordinance penetrator baby. Mop for short. And when Air Force Secretary Michael Donnelly was asked this week whether the bomb is ready he said quote if it needed to go today we'd be ready to do that. Now there are 20 of these bombs that have been made Boeing is the maker and just to give you a sense of the size each of the bombs is more than 20 feet long. It's big baby my MOAP is big. Each of the bombs weighs about 30

1:30:21 thousand pounds. It's massive. And one of the weapons primary missions is to pulverize bunkers that could be at the 200,000 feet below the earth's surface. And it so happens that there is a particular country the US is worried about. What particular country is the US worried about with underground bunkers? It has just such facilities, that's Iran. And there is a problem. Those military, those bunker busters may not even be powerful enough to destroy. There's the problem. I gotta nuke them. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, it's better than that. Whatever may be deep underneath the surface in Iran, so they actually have an upgrade already in the works. Oh, they're upgrading. This is what gets me. They're upgrading the bomb, John. They're upgrading it. Yeah, to a bigger bunker buster, too. Yeah, but what are they, is this like a Windows 8 upgrade or, you know, what are they doing?

1:31:11 There's gonna be a lot of fixes on Tuesday. It's a Tuesday fix for the Moab. Yeah, so here's the deal Why don't you UK got this bomb? It's apparently a killer. I mean this thing really blows a hole right? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so you drop the bomb and you blow a hole you want you just drop another bomb into that hole Yeah, but then, but that's, uh, that's not an upgrade, man. We need to force the upgrades. You don't have to spend all this money on a dumb upgrade. You just drop these. They got 20 of them. You keep dropping the same drug bomb in a hole, you're gonna get down there pretty quickly. Here's, uh, so here's the, the beauty is at the end of the report.

1:31:47 This is important to note that this comes as the Washington Post reports that Iran is building up its military arsenal with missiles that could potentially hit American ships stationed in the Persian Gulf. Oh, okay, there you go. That would be the USS Enterprise, which is still scheduled to be scuttled. So just put it in the book, man. We're going to have uh... enterprises gonna be some enterprises got what has to be something in a scott living in a but they it's cheaper than dismantling it so it's good yeah the enterprise is going to get sunk and the washington post reported it notoriously corrupt uh... news organization in my book which i'm still writing and uh... and then we'll uh... have a reason to roll out the uh... upgraded bunker busters cuz the bunker busters are ready

1:32:32 I like the idea of syncing, you know they're gonna kill people doing this with this scam. Really? People that, I hope we have some listeners on the enterprise at least are always prepared you know keep stay around a life jacket. No that's just the cost of doing business man. just because anyway yeah the enterprise thinking they could do this if they suck in the right spot the straight of hormuz which which is where the enterprise is clog up the the whole mediterranean uh-huh which is of course what we quote unquote really don't want to happen uh clog up the whole mediterranean and screw up everything except for certain pipelines uh-huh i think that would be ideal and the thing is if you can only deconstruct

1:33:19 The economic model of what companies would go down, the stocks would collapse and what companies the stocks would go up. If you can figure that out in advance. That's exactly, almost exactly the scenario played out in the Rubicon miniseries that played 13 episodes and they pulled it off the network. Exactly. But now what was the plan in the series? At the very end they had started a... they had exploded a couple of boats in the Gulf of Mexico that had screwed up some oil rigs. It had something to do with something. But it had to do with sabotaging American vessels.

1:34:04 and then sinking. So the script was out there and the enterprise... and they've done it before, it's not like this is not the first time. Remember the Maine? Gulf of Tonkin? This has been going on forever. The Maine was a good example. Some people believe the Lusitania but that was the German thing. I mean this kind of thing goes on and yeah the Gulf of Tompkins was a complete scam it's very well documented. And it's admitted, admitted that it was a scam. Eventually admitted but you know if you admit it after 20 years nobody cares. Oh okay well it's not that way anymore. Well we care it keeps our little podcast going. Yeah well we're the only ones apparently. I'm gonna show my salute by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah that'd be fab.

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1:49:50 Checking the books of knowledge here. How much is a gold worth? Gold is around $1,600 now I think. Yeah, it's up a little bit. A one gram gold bar is worth $52. There you go. So you're right. You nailed it. That was because I know my gold. Scott Lohan, who we mentioned earlier, Associate Executive Producer, $202. Melissa DeLeon... You know, hold on a second. I'm looking at this website. It says a one gram gold bar. I mean, please. It's a gold bar. We got two little gram gold bars. They're beautiful. It's not a bar. It's a little flake. It's a little piece. It's not a bar. It's a beautiful bar and it has an inscription on it. It's stamped.

1:50:31 They're beautiful. Okay, you know what? If you don't like it, I'll hold on to yours. No, no, no. I'm just saying, I think it's pushing the definition of bar. I'm just saying, it looks like a bar. I'll take a picture of it. I'll tweet it. Scott, did Scott, Melissa DeLeon, $60 and Renegade Mickey, he had a note. adam and john since i'm writing this before the dallas hot pockets meet up since i'm not up to date on my mk ultra before uh... be before a mine program i can't reference what a great time everyone had saturday nonetheless please give me a dee doo shing as on the first of first-time donor long-time boner about a month back i was looking for replacement for the phrase it turns out i recommend he say four out of five dentist agree for example one might say obama promised to lay off people

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1:55:16 at our round table. Thank you so much. I've turned off the air again. If I were you, I'd leave it off. You might as well get used to it. You're going to have to turn it off half the time anyway. By the way, it only takes a few days to get used to it. It's a dry heat. There is never a way to get used to 106 degrees. It's a dry heat. And I'm also, I'm worried. Right after the show, we're going to have to figure out how to reattach the sin bin to Mustang Sally. I've never...

1:55:53 So we've got to attach the trailer hook. Oh you've done it before. No I have not. You did it at the place. No, the guys did it for me at the place. Which consisted of me backing up, them telling left right left right you're there. And then they're like we're jacking the trailer left and right, three guys shifting it on the pavement. But it was empty then. I mean now we've got it filled up. I don't know, you can't just move this thing around. It's leveraged. I don't think so. That's not going to be a big deal. Yeah, we'll take pictures. We'll take pictures. There was something funny going on in the, uh, up on the hill. What hill? Uh, that hill where all the douchebags sit. Oh yeah, Congress. Oh, those guys. So they had a, um, these are the real jokers by the way. They should have the Twitter handle, the real joker. Um, so they passed a bill to curb excessive regulations.

1:56:52 and the idea of the bill and this was a despite it was a forty five minutes c-span video that i watch and i'd pulled like only sell on the clip is very short i pulled uh... a minute and what happened is so they introduced this bill and in the bill it was supposed to say uh... uh... all of the departments in the government of the united states of get my nation cannot introduce any new regulations until unemployment is at six percent or lower but what they did was the way they introduced the bill they said until unemployment is ninety four percent what it was meant to say was until employment is ninety four percent so this bill got passed was put into law uh... or in the into record is not law yet

1:57:46 uh... with incorrect language and and for the life of me i can't imagine why they decided to say ninety four percent employment instead of six percent unemployment maybe it's a positive nlp thing but at any rate the bill was introduced and written in incorrectly so they said ninety four percent unemployment and of course i had to go to a moment No, but the bill said unemployment. It said 94% unemployment? Yes. They meant to say 94% employment? Yes, yes. Well that's easy to fix. Well, the way you fix it is you have to introduce an amendment to change the bill. There's a procedure for that.

1:58:27 Well this of course Barney Frank the douche knuckle was having no part of this and he just goes on this whole soliloquy and it turned I don't have it 45 minutes of arguing about changing two letters Two letters. The further amendment printed in section 2 of this resolution shall be considered as adopted in the House and in the Committee of the Whole. Section 2, the amendment referred to in the first section of this resolution is as follows. In section 102B, strike employment and insert unemployment. Is there an objection? Mr. Speaker, may I reserve the right to object? Blow hard. The gentleman is recognized on his objection.

1:59:10 Mr. Speaker, I think we should have an explanation here. The clerk read the technical language, but as I understand it, what happened was that the bill that we were voting on yesterday and will vote on today has an error and gets employment and unemployment confused. And this is a bill that would correct the error in the bill that we debated yesterday. So I wonder why do we now need a unanimous consent? Is this a, are we correcting the correction? It's the old Latin phrase, quis custodiat ipsos custodes, who guards the guardians. I guess today the question is, who corrects the correctors? So I would ask, I would yield to the gentleman from North Carolina if she would explain why

2:00:03 we had to get a bill to make a correction and now we have to have a unanimous consent to probably to correct the correction. What is the error that what I guess I should say what's the error of the day? We know what yesterday's error was. What's today's error? I'll yield to the general woman. So this just went on and on John. It went on and on for 45 minutes and they're all using Latin phrases and it's all hilarious but it's it's about a simple correction. and now i'm thinking now i gotta go download all these amendments and new bills to find out what else they slipped in there because i think they put something in just like what happened to the cyber security bill did you know that they slipped a little something in there i'm sure you're going to tell me about it yes i'm going to find you the clip uh hold on a second i'm i'm just confused for a moment uh here we go uh

2:00:57 So we have the cyber security bill, actually I should, let me play it out of sequence. Let me play you, oh no, okay, here's the cyber security bill. They slipped, at the very end, they slipped a little amendment in, which is sure to have it not get passed, but what the amendment was, was very interesting. Wonderful bill the way it stands, it needs to, oh no. Hold on, why is this happening? I'm sorry. Let me find out what's, where is this?

2:01:35 Just at the time of the shooting. A special investigation of Dr. Mitchell's included. I don't have it. Moore was seeing a psychic. Jesus Christ. Like the opening of the London Olympics. I screwed it up. Alright, I'll just have to tell you. They slipped in an ammo rule. into the cyber security bill. What? Yeah, you can only order so much ammunition and you can't order magazines online anywhere and you can't buy magazines which some people incorrectly identify as a clip. That's got to do with cyber security. Nothing, nothing at all that's why they slipped it in. Unbelievable. So we can stop, so you know apparently by limiting the size of a magazine

2:02:20 uh... we uh... thwart crazy people from reloading i guess that's uh... i guess that's the the whole idea is to stop people from reloading now they say can so they have to reload more right so they so they slip that into the cyber security bill so of course it'll never pass i have a rhetorical question let's say that we had a big clamp down on guns And by the way, and we will be talking about this in future shows, you know many of those 3D printers if you start really digging around. Yeah, yeah, I saw the article you can print a gun. You can print a gun now. Yeah. Which is going to change the way everything is done, but let's just ignore all this. And let's just say there was a huge crackdown and nobody in Texas has guns. Yeah.

2:03:06 What is to stop the guy from either making his own gun or printing or not to printing but just somehow getting a gun and coming in and doing the same. I mean what does God did this is the old thing that has been lost to this argument which is when guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns. What happened to that meme because that means still in play. Well, I can't answer this because it's a rhetorical question. Ah, exactly. But the point is, is that's bull crap. Having all the gun laws in the world wouldn't have stopped that guy in Aurora or anyone else who has a, who definitely wants to do something. There's a lot of guns out there now. They can't destroy them all. I mean, it's stupid. It's a moot argument, which may be why they're trying to go after ammunition. That's why they're going after ammo, absolutely.

2:03:48 But still, you can get ammo, you can go to most of these big shops and load your own damned ammo. Yeah, you can print your own bullets. Well, it's not printing, you've got to actually make them, but you can make bullets. A lot of guys make bullets, target shooters in particular. Yeah, I know a lot of guys do that. Because they need the exact number of grains, the exact right amount. Alright, so let's just continue then with the cyber security bill, Diane Feinstein. was up there in the senate and she was a talking about uh... how awesome it is now remember in the cyber security bill the whole idea is that commercial companies who provide services i e i s p s uh... the uh... virus companies anyone who provides any type of cyber service uh... will be sharing your information with the government and uh... they are indemnified from doing so

2:04:40 And the reason is, of course, you know, you have to share the stuff so that, you know, so the government can make sure that you're not some kind of terrorist. But she put it in an interesting way. It's fully transparent. We've tried to work with people in the liberal wing who have concerns about privacy to see that privacy can be taken care of. Yeah, you think there's a concern in privacy, Diane? We've tried to do it on a basis that high-tech has an understanding, defense has an understanding. It's not easy. But when and when this information is shared

2:05:17 under the bill you're absolved from liability and so that's shared with the government. Okay, now how does she wrap it up to let you know as a cyber provider that you will do this, you will obey? She says it in the following manner. So I think that's the positive nature of this bill. Companies don't want to share data but in this arena If we, you know, don't stand together, we will all hang separately. I really believe that. We're gonna hang you, slave! Wow. We will hang you. Is that not the message? Am I misunderstanding what she's saying? I don't know what she's saying. I mean, she's an idiot. And she hasn't done anything about her grudge with Obama recently, too, which is bothersome. Well, there's something going on. Wait for it, I think. Just wait for it. So, uh...

2:06:26 You're familiar with the big army trial going on, right? Bradley Manning? No, the big one about the kid who committed suicide after he was harassed by a sergeant. It's a big scandal. No. You know about it? No, I don't. Huh. No, I don't. It's funny you don't know about it because I don't think anybody knows about it. Was this another rhetorical question? Have you tricked me once again, John C. DuBois? Well, here's the story if you're interested in it. Yes, I am. It's called the Unknown Chen Trial. Oh, okay. Let's hit that. On the fourth day of the trial of a US Army sergeant charged with mistreating and abusing a Chinese-American soldier, Danny Chen, jurors have heard new details about the type of soldier he was. And the Jessica Stone reports with the latest.

2:07:14 To one of his commanders, Private Danny Chen was a soldier to save. At the Fort Bragg Courthouse Friday, Sergeant William Zade described Chen as physically weak, saying he didn't have the strength or the mindset. Adding, quote, we had to prod him to learn. Kandahar Afghanistan was no place to learn on the job and Danny arrived without important training. Soldiers say he repeatedly forgot equipment and water, even falling asleep on guard duty. He was disciplined. But prosecutors say Sergeant Adam Holcomb went further. He is now on trial for racially hazing and abusing Chen for six weeks, including dragging him 40 yards across gravel as punishment for leaving a water heater on.

2:07:55 PFC Nicholas Cepeda testified it seemed Danny got punished for no reason at all. Okay, the Chinese are covering this so we don't need to. This is on CCTV of course you won't hear this story in the United States for some reason because it's humiliating. But I do have a copy of what PBS and the NewsHour, this is the end of the wrap-up of today's major stories. Name of clip? Today's major stories. You gotta, you know, somehow you've changed your naming with your new list system and I can't, I can't identify your clips quick enough.

2:08:37 it's just me i guess nato reported today there's been an eleven percent increase in attacks over the past three months compared to the same period last year also today and nato service member was killed in eastern afghanistan there is no announcement of the soldiers nationality those are some of the day's major story about margaret uh... wait a minute that we have a My goodness. Now here's the one that got me about the major stories. The guy says a NATO guy was killed, one guy. Yeah, one guy, name not released. Name and country not released and that's the major story? Yeah. So that's what we're getting, that's what you get from the national treasure. I got a major story for you. John, can you tell me what is the capital of Israel?

2:09:38 I think it's, well I mean the center of Israel is Tel Aviv but I believe the capital is still Jerusalem. In fact if you consult the book of knowledge it says Israel's financial center is Tel Aviv while Jerusalem is the country's most populous city and its capital. Right. So when the question comes up... I don't get a bell for that? Yeah, so I'll give you a bell, absolutely. So when the question comes up in the White House briefing room with Spokeswole Carney, you'd think he'd know the answer seeing as, you know, you, John C. Dvorak, just some random geezer, you know the answer, right? Yeah. You think he knows the answer? Sure he does.

2:10:30 You don't want a position? No, no, she doesn't know. That's why she asked. She does not know. She just said she doesn't know. I don't know. We have long... Let's not call on Christy. Go ahead. Tel Aviv or Jerusalem? We don't know the answer. Could you just give us an answer? What do you recognize? Our position hasn't changed, but he can't give us the answer. What is that all about? It's got to have something to do with Palestine or something. There must be a reason for him not... First of all, I think he actually doesn't know the answer.

2:11:16 That's a possibility and he probably doesn't know who Tim Berners-Lee is either. But he keeps saying our position is clear. I mean what a way to say, uh, I don't know because he should just be googling like we do. Hold on a second, um, book of knowledge, book of knowledge. He didn't know the answer. Wow. Well, what do you expect? He was once the editor of Time Magazine. Why would he know the answer? There you go. That answers all. So apparently that was obviously, he must have sensed that that was some sort of a set-up question because maybe Obama said that Tel Aviv was the capital. There must be something with either bankers or... There's something behind that story because that didn't come out of the blue by those reporters for no good reason. Now it sounded like some blowhard Jewish guy was yelling at him.

2:12:04 She don't know the answer. No, that guy I think is that same guy who asked those real hard questions. No, no, that was not Matt. No, no, no. It was some other blowhard guy. She doesn't know the answer. Come on already. What is it? We want to know. There's a reason for it. I just haven't figured it out. Maybe the chat room knows why that's... is there some there must be some political reason for not recognizing jerusalem as the capital of israel even though the book of knowledge which we know is truth uh... says it is well the israelis say it is too so i'm assuming that this got something to do with what's planned within the five-minute place when the airwork didn't really districted yeah who said it's is out there so you were asking about cuba member you said there was some weird going on in cuba

2:12:54 Yeah, there's something weird going on in Cuba. I figured it out. Okay. Russia plans military base in Cuba. Oh this sub-bitch is the quid pro quo because there was this news story that was rolling along the bottom of Al Jazeera saying Russians will leave their bases in Syria if necessary. And then they're going to come on over to Cuba I guess. Well it's like, okay you guys don't have, we're going to have to pull Syria okay? This is the deal, you lost out on this deal. Well what are we going to do with all this stuff? You have it in Cuba. You put yourself back in Cuba, it's fine with us. They need the money. Have you ever heard this script somewhere before? Gee, I'm pretty sure I've heard of this one. Was it in the 60s maybe?

2:13:46 As long as they don't put nukes in there. But I like your analysis. I think that's spot on. Like, okay, you want to take Syria? Fine. We're just going to sail the ships over to Cuba and set it up there. You know how that was so much fun. Remember that? Yeah, that'll cause a slight controversy with the, in advance of the election. So let's play the script out then. So what, so how did that work? Well, first of all, how'd all that work out for Kennedy? That didn't work out so good for him. Well, long term it didn't. No. But, um... We had the Bay of Pigs, which he refused to... They botched. It was a botch. Everybody botched that. Right.

2:14:26 and then and then we had the the russians coming in and then you know that what they were on the phone five spotted the missiles with a u two i guess to all here so many and then we threatened you do we let me give you the real yes you know the story in the store so they said this a fun the missiles and they said that we these missiles are no good they gotta go made a big stink about is over in a brain the brink of war but what actually happened which has been discussed and you can look it up is that apparently we had put a bunch of missiles in poland or someplace nearby all hold on a second Let me read you this little report. Uh... Hold on, let me find it. Let me find it. I can find it. I can find it. Ah! Ah, crap, I can't find it. We're putting... That was a waste of time. We're putting missiles in Poland. It was a news report. Well, then we're gonna go through the same thing. Oh my god, it's the exact same thing!

2:15:18 Yeah, probably. Oh, this is crazy. This is... You know, it worked before. They're out of ideas. So they'll put some... the Russians will put some missile or just a big gun boats with missiles on the boats because it's too much work to put the missiles in nowadays. Just make it easy. Put a couple of ships there with missiles. That way you can just drive the ships away and you don't lose the missiles. So that's probably whether that would work out. But it was... they said... so Khrushchev and Kennedy, they've gone on the phone. They said, you pull those stupid missiles out of Poland and we'll pull our missiles out unless you really want trouble. And so I said, okay, well quietly, and it was during the era by the way, if you were a member of the public, you never knew about the Polish part of this quid pro quo because it was like, oh, the brink of destruction and we need more money for the military and all the whole thing cranked way up again and we had to go to Vietnam and all the rest of it. And so, but meanwhile, what they did was they, we pulled our missiles out of Poland and the Russians pulled their missiles out and it looked like we had a stand down when in fact it was a quid pro quo. Well, you know, typical, it's the way it works.

2:16:15 Everything is a quid pro quo. And so now there's something going on and I think we may be seeing the exact same scenario because of this Syrian thing. The Russians aren't happy about being aced out of their pipelines. Who is running the scripts over there? Is it Sorkin? Because Sorkin seems to have the same script over and over again. They can't come up with anything original. you need to hear it here it is i've got the article u s the station forces in poland for first time pentagon said wednesday plans to send the u s air force detachment to poland to support fighter jets and transport planes marking the first time u s soldiers have been stationed there you know i don't think it's true the announcement was made at the end of talks between defense secretary leon panetta and his polish counterpart tomas c money a man on a net next key

2:17:02 The detachment will arrive this fall to support quarterly F-16 and C-130 deployments. Okay, so it's not missiles but it's basically here we are, bitches. It's the same, it's the exact same, of course unreported, but it's the exact same script. I'm amazed. Maybe it's just a rerun. Maybe the Matrix has just hit a rerun and we don't know it. They ran out of tape and they just rewound the whole thing. So the... Screw it, we'll just play that same episode again. Slaves will never know. It's, yeah, it's easy. It worked before. It's always, it's gotta be, it worked before. Why are we gonna try experimenting with some new idea? The old one worked before, nobody got killed. So then what will happen? Obama will be a hero because he'll cut a deal and somehow it'll all work out? Is that the idea? Is this the October surprise? I don't know if they can make this happen that quickly.

2:18:03 Hmm. I don't know. I have no idea how this is gonna play out I mean it may depend they may put it off to after the election It may be a pre-election scam, but see Putin doesn't like Obama So he doesn't want him getting reelected because the Russians would like to do deals with us I mean, you know, we have a big market and we can have a lot of fun together, but now with this Obama guy So, I don't know Maybe they'll put the things in early and then install make it look make Obama look bad until after the elections and then pull out uh... the check when ronnie gets in your ears that is the way i would do it if i was putin i'd put put them ships in there with loaded with missiles and uh... near the you know not right tomorrow but like within the well if you are putting you would load with missile skis

2:18:49 missiles keys missiles and so i'd have a uh... addition i'd bring the ships in about thirty days before the election and saber rattle and that but obama's bitchin moan about it but it's the republicans would crank up the uh... propaganda all this is says is a weakness so weaknesses what biden predicted and we wish we'd ever seen yet the bad thing that's gonna happen and so that would happen and then there'd be a big stink about it. Obama wouldn't have time to do the quid pro quo because Putin won't answer the phone. Ah, not in! No, tell him to take a message. And so... Right, that's exactly what happened the first time. You're not wrong, take a message. A message ski, a voicemail ski. So everybody would be freaked out and then so they hopefully will get Romney in and once Romney gets in, this is kind of what happened with Carter and the Iraq or the

2:19:42 the iran iran hostage crisis uh... they they grabbed all these american and then they can do and actually there was some schemers in the republican party that managed i guess to communicate with that you're on the same keep these guys yet even for a while longer we know a lot of a lot of the get to this election and so then ray reagan gets and and then within a month or so these guys are released or there's character there helped to be released by the canadians and he's got about thank you canada and uh... and by the way if you're going around about the the october surprise in the iranian hostages my uncle had nothing to do with that

2:20:22 Okay? So, uh... Nothing at all. He has to work with the Canadians. So whatever the case, they would be setting up the same scam, only now it would be a replay, because it has to be something older. You can't do a hostage crisis again. Nobody cares. So you go back to the well and go back to this 1960s thing and drag this idea back and then make a big stink about it. Romney gets in and then he as soon as he gets in he's buddies with Putin because I'm sure it's right. Oh, right, right thing You know, well, we've come to an agreement and we're there and they're taking their stuff out Of course, we'll never mention that we're also pulling out of Poland that because we don't like to talk about what we do and it right Makes us look like we're actually negotiating and that'll be that and then we'll have a new president That would be the perfect scenario for the Republicans perfect storm. I

2:21:12 I think you should put that one in the book. Just like as if it plays out, at least we said, well we knew how it would play out. It's not so much if it happens, but if it happens in that manner. I think that's book-worthy. Alright, I'll put it in. It's titled, Rooskies in Cuba. Voicemail Skies at Night. So the Tunisians, I got a couple of clips here that are kind of interesting. My favorite one is apparently in Tunisia, which are being taken over by the radical Islamists, the Salafists.

2:21:48 So, there's a report on Van Katts of these French Tunisians that live in France. They're French and they come over and visit because it's a great apparently place where you can go to the great beautiful beaches and the rest of it. And they show that, oh you can play the clip but I'm going to set it up with, you have to imagine all the women in the water. are wearing full hijab, they got the whole thing on, they're fully clothed. The full burqa. Now is this in Iraq or Mom? This is, no not the mom, this is the Salafists in Tunisia at the beach club. It's sexy swimwear. As the summer heats up, tourists arrive from France by ferry to this port in the north of Tunisia.

2:22:32 It's only the second summer in over 25 years without Zinal Abedin Ben Ali at the head of the country. And Tunisians arriving from abroad can feel the difference. The biggest change can be seen at the beach. Samir Soweed is French-Tunisian and comes every year to Naboul. This year he sees more swimmers bathing fully clothed, veils included. Personally I think it's too bad. Tunisia has always been far ahead in terms of women's rights. For me, it's now moving a bit in the opposite direction. A debate begins on the beach with a veiled swimmer. I don't think we're going in the wrong direction. There's more freedom. Every woman can decide if she wears a veil or not.

2:23:20 But the Salafists scare me. I wear the veil, but my daughter doesn't, and I'm scared for her. That's what frightens me. Can I just, I'm just imagining for a moment, you know, as the Muslim Brotherhood propagates its ikvah in the United States, what spring break is going to look like in Daytona? It's going to suck. Everybody's wearing full clothes. We're talking about women in the water that are fully clothed with a veil on and wet. They're going to be doing like belly flops and burkas. Burka belly flop, there you go. Let me just write that down as a possible show title.

2:23:56 Of course it's all up to you. You can do whatever you want, but it's going to be highly disappointing. Burka bikinis. I love that she comes out and says, you know, you can do whatever you want, but my daughter doesn't wear this stuff and I'm afraid for her. Yeah. What? How is that doing whatever you want? You can do whatever you want if you want to get killed. Burka bikinis, ladies and gentlemen. It's all the rage. All the kids are wearing them. They're hot. They're sexy. They're one piece. Oh, okay. It's your religion, as you wish. It's fine with me. Believe me, I'll be looking at you more as if you were in bikini. If you're in bikini, I'm like, I'm not gonna be a douchebag and look at you. Now I'm gonna be like, my mouth's gonna be like, huh? What? What's the point? What are you doing? And do you have to weigh them down at the bottom with like lead weight so they don't float up? No, I have no idea what... You know, Mickey bought a burka.

2:24:53 Miss Mickey, well you guys gonna go to the Middle East no she She's uh she has an idea for a photo shoot. Okay, but I put it on it looks. It's pretty funky Yeah, if you put on if you're a male putting on a that that women's Garb whatever burger or whatever it's just there's a bunch of it's actually just punishable by death Oh, I didn't put I mean I mean I just looked at it. Just saying the burkini Is that punishable by death? How can that be? That's bullcrap. You're making that up. No, you can check it out. Male gunning burka. It's part of, if you're a male in the Middle East and you're wearing the female outfit, the black thing. That makes no sense. You're obviously a criminal and it's a death sentence. Death sentences. They got a lot of them.

2:25:50 Let me give you some vaccine news, John, just because it's so awesome what's going on. Now this is something I know we have a lot of doctors who listen to the show and I read an interesting piece. In fact, it was written up in, let me just find the article here, it was written up in the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics. Now we have this Just to revisit, we have this big push for Gardasil and this is the HPV shot. Very expensive, you have to have two of them. And we've discovered that the script kind of works like this because by admission,

2:26:34 uh... the company that makes the new testing equipment and mark who makes the vaccine are working together there in africa together do it pulling the same scan and scam the uh... the machines have a high rate of false positives in fact uh... only forty percent or forty percent false positives that's that's what it actually in this article the international journal guide gynecology of cedrics And the idea is you go in, you have a pap smear, oh well there may be something wrong, you have to have a biopsy. So, and you know immediately and you're informed that it's a sexually transmitted disease and so is your husband, boyfriend, someone's cheating on you, yeah and then you have a biopsy, it's not without pain, it's not without danger, it turns out it's okay, you're all clear but you know what maybe just for future reference, you just had this shot.

2:27:22 so that's a script we've uncovered and uh... the time after time i receive you know people that this is how it works it turns out according to this article uh... that you can use vinegar and a camera at home to see if you have h p v and that the vinegar test is more reliable than the h p v testing machines In a study published in the January issue of the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics, the visual inspection HPV test, which is done with vinegar, accurately detected 63% of the 208 cases of precarious disease in a sample population. By contrast, the pap smear HPV test with the machine detected only 40%. So using vinegar at home

2:28:22 is more reliable than the newfangled machines according to the international journal of gynecology and obstetrics and by the way a very why do we have these douchebags in africa women there they got vinegar they can do it themselves now i now now i don't know the the credibility of the international journal of gynecology and obstetrics but we have doctors listening i'd like to hear your take on this and how come no one's mentioned this that you can do this test at home That's a good one. Isn't it? I'd give you clip of the day but there's no clip. It's clipless. Clipless of the day. It's the clipless of the day. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, I like it.

2:29:13 and uh... so this was a show notes it's a four three zero dot any show no such comes shows you how to do the test is not is not very hard uh... it can sting a little bit if you do have uh... as i was saying as much as a biopsy exactly the vaginal warts you can also as a as a man if you have some kind of something on your uh... on your penis you can also poor vinegar on it and shit i've been told that before but they don't and then there's a way that then you look at uh... If there's little white dots on the growth, and if there's little white dots, then it is HPV. It still doesn't mean that it's the deadly strain of HPV, but the crazy thing is that this test is more reliable than the obviously rigged machines. Rigged! Wow. I'll give myself a ding for that. Yeah, I'll give you a ding. And the No Agenda News Network where this came up. Noagendanewsnetwork.com

2:30:13 So I do have an end to show clip. Yes. Are we there yet? Yeah, we are kind of there on China It's essentially I just say this clip is outlining some of the protests going on in China right now and how they're actually being dealt with I've seen these protests. Yeah, I've seen these protests very even being dealt with it. This is this is a news item that that Tells it slightly different story, but it says to me there's gonna be some fantastic riots in China as they start to Is to start to ramp things up. I do have one very short clip, which I just thought was hilarious. Oh, wait a minute. So we're not at the end of the show yet?

2:30:49 Oh, I can skip it. We can do it on Thursday. No, no, I've already stopped. Do the short hilarious clip. Oh, the short hilarious clip is the Syrians are bothering us clip where you never see this on American news. They got the refugees are going across the border. They're landing in some town in Turkey and instead of getting, oh, this is terrible, we have to put tents up and all the rest of it, the guy says, this guy, this guy on the other side says, these guys are bothering us they're eating our food they're in the way that's the case they we don't want them it was it's just that you just never get this kind of clip this is an al jazeera i think you know that i want to feel safe we have a field near the border but we don't go there anymore because we're scared so we have a national all i love them the way

2:31:31 Many refugees, also scared, fled Syria with only the shoes on their feet. Their welcome isn't always warm. Syrians have come and they are bothering us. They are using our resources, our crops. It is not good they are here. Pesky Syrians. Those damn Syrians, they're bothering us. Oh man. Anyway, I just thought that was funny. Alright everybody, stay tuned to itm.im slash tour09. That is... Where miss Mickey is posting all the updates on the hot pockets 2009 tour 2009? You don't know the history of why it is just take it from us 2009 end of show clip about protests in China And I can't wait to end the show turn on the air conditioner And then they get it all up and also for the people that wanted it we have to get monation and yes get no anthem after the end of show clip exactly

2:32:26 Alright, so we've got a couple days of rolling. Hopefully Mustang Sally will keep her temperature down We'll keep you updated and by the way It is useful to take a bloody should have like a big bucket of water and when you're driving like you can take and throw the water Onto the radiator directly okay every so often it'll drop your temperature quite a bit. Thanks for the tip John enjoy your air-conditioned Berkeley home We don't need air conditioning in the San Francisco Bay Area. It comes with the, with the, with the, it's natural. You don't need it because you've got stop and frisk. Coming to you from just south of Pipeline Drive here in Dallas, Texas, in the drone star state. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where we have stop and frisk at least in some part of the valley, I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll be back on Thursday with more of your Hot Pockets Tour right here on NOAgenda.

2:33:21 Staying in China and people power has forced the cancellation of a controversial industrial waste pipeline. Nicole Johnston reports on the latest challenge to Chinese leaders, this time in the port city of Qingdong near Shanghai. Around 1,000 demonstrators are taking on the power of the state. They forced their way into a government office in Kedong, smashing computers and throwing office papers into the street. They're upset about plans to build a waste discharge plant. The waste of the factory must be polluting and if it's dumped in the river it will then pollute the sea. It will have an impact on the environment. We must think about the future. We can't just focus on millions of dollars of benefits which will very likely be put into the pockets of the officials anyway.

2:34:07 And it seems their campaign against the plant has paid off. On Saturday, plans for the discharge plant were dropped. This isn't the only win protesters have had. This month, demonstrations against a proposed copper refinery in Sichuan province forced local officials to abandon the idea. And in December, thousands of people in the southern village of Wukan rose up against land seizures by the authorities. And last year, protests broke out in Dalian against a petrochemical plant. Eventually, its construction was cancelled. The demonstrations are a sign of change in China. It seems that to maintain social stability, the government thinks more openness might be the answer. Nicole Johnston, Al Jazeera.

2:34:57 Well Andrew Langer you saw in that report is a China specialist based in Hong Kong. He says the defiant mood is spreading across China. The old model of repression, in other words suppressing all these voices, arresting people in demonstrations no longer works and the Chinese leadership knows it because in the past very seldom have decisions taken at the highest level been overturned but this time around you can see that the local governments are The President

2:35:42 village election, which precipitated in a kind of confrontation between the locals and the officials with the result that the party secretary himself had to intervene and overturn the earlier kind of policy resulting in a first open and fair election in China. So I think that this is truly an inflection point. I think we're seeing more reform forces on the cast and I think that this will be shown in the next leadership line up to be unveiled in the autumn. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your Gitmo Nation National Anthem. In the morning, Gitmo Nation, we are all charged up to be

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