The hosts read birthday wishes for listeners and promote "Atlanta Tennis Monsters" t-shirts designed by Mark Sundermeyer. John C. Dvorak performs a "sales voice" for the website while Adam Curry acknowledges various small-business-owning producers.
43 chapters across the catalog
The hosts read birthday wishes for listeners and promote "Atlanta Tennis Monsters" t-shirts designed by Mark Sundermeyer. John C. Dvorak performs a "sales voice" for the website while Adam Curry acknowledges various small-business-owning producers.
The No Agenda Art Generator has archived over 22,000 pieces of digital art submitted by the community over the last 13 years. This system is presented as a primary example of the "Value for Value" model, where artists contribute talent and receive a portion of proceeds from merchandise sales at noagendashop.com. Anyone can participate by uploading art to noagendaartgenerator.com.
The hosts list various physical gifts received from producers at the Charleston meetup, including a "holo book," silver coins, and custom T-shirts. One T-shirt features a "flat earth" design with the slogan "Firmament First." These items are presented as tokens of appreciation from the show's dedicated audience.
Jason Oram of Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, donated $9,333.80 toward his knighthood after receiving an unexpected tax overpayment check from the IRS. Oram also promotes his business, TheGreatRetees.com, which offers shirts with anti-establishment themes. The hosts discuss the "happenstance" of receiving government money and immediately redirecting it to the show.
A clerk at Exhale Vapor City, a CBD shop in Tucker, Georgia, was fired after a viral video showed him screaming profanities at a customer wearing a Trump t-shirt. The clerk refused to sell the customer an item and demanded he leave the store, eventually going into a rage and calling the customer a racist. The customer filmed the entire encounter, which led to the clerk's termination from the small company.

Value for Value Model and Podcast Merchandise Pitfalls
The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" model and the operations of the No Agenda Shop, which sells fan-created art on merchandise. They warn other podcasters that selling t-shirts and mugs is rarely profitable and often a distraction from core content creation, noting that specialized marketing and manufacturing knowledge are required to succeed in apparel sales.

No Agenda Trademark Dispute, Fox Nation Cease and Desist
The hosts discuss a $200 donation from Robert Simpson intended to fund a legal opposition to a trademark application for "No Agenda" t-shirts. They reveal that a cease and desist order was sent to Fox Nation regarding the unauthorized use of the show's name. While the show is generally open-source, they explain the necessity of protecting the brand from corporate exploitation.
A host recounts traveling to Taiwan and South Korea in the 1980s and 90s to have custom shirts made for approximately $15 to $20. These shirts featured specialized oversized breast pockets designed to hold 5-inch floppy disks or CDs, allowing for the discreet transport of media.
Gap Inc. apologized to the Chinese government after selling a T-shirt featuring a map of China that did not include Taiwan. The company pulled the products from shelves and destroyed them, a move the hosts criticize as wasteful and overly submissive to Chinese political demands.

Pro-Second Amendment Student Walkouts and Lawsuits
While many students participated in walkouts for gun control, others organized "pro-Second Amendment" walkouts. In Wisconsin, a 15-year-old student is suing his school district after being disciplined for wearing t-shirts depicting firearms. The lawsuit alleges that the school violated his freedom of expression while allowing political speech from the opposing side.

Tony Cabrera and the No Agenda T-Shirt Shop
Tony Cabrera is thanked for his donation, which represents a 33% share of profits from the No Agenda T-shirt shop. Cabrera also launched a new apparel site called "Different Times." The hosts joke about the "straight white male privilege" involved in running a boutique art business while supporting the show.

Gavin Newsom for Governor, Political Image
Gavin Newsom is campaigning for Governor of California, described by the hosts as a "slick operator" with a 1970s-style fashion sense. The discussion touched on his past marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle and his current political standing. Predictions suggest that the high-speed rail scandal could negatively impact the futures of many California politicians, including Newsom.
The hosts credit Cesium 137 for the episode's artwork, which depicts Lady Justice being "mock groped." They promote the No Agenda Shop and the No Agenda Generator, highlighting the quality of the Egyptian cotton t-shirts and the fact that the shop contributes money back to the original artists.

Ahmad Rahami Capture, FBI Agent Connection
The father of accused bomber Ahmad Rahami claimed that an FBI agent present during his son's capture was the same agent who investigated Ahmad two years prior. The father alleged the agent had previously concluded Ahmad was not a threat without conducting an in-person interview, raising questions about the FBI's monitoring process.
Adam Curry shares notes and physical items received at the Dallas meetup, including a custom promotional card from Jennifer Weta. A producer named Mel Lee, wearing an original No Agenda t-shirt, presented a large scroll detailing the genealogy of the "Warring Clan" and its connections to global power structures. Curry also acknowledges several birthdays and new "human resources" born into the community.

Slave T-Shirts, First-Time Donors, Evergreen Audio Clips
A host recounts a social misunderstanding involving a "slave" t-shirt with a barcode, which was misinterpreted as a racial statement rather than a critique of the system. The segment concludes with a wave of first-time donations and the introduction of "evergreen" audio clips, such as Senator John McCain yelling at protesters, intended for future use in the show.

Double Nickels on the Dime, Illuminati Jokes, Challenge Coins
Donations of $55 and $54.32 are acknowledged, with jokes about the Illuminati and "getting laid." A "layaway plan" for knighthood is discussed for listeners who donate smaller amounts consistently over 66 episodes. The segment concludes with requests for "dope ass challenge coins" and show-themed t-shirts.

No Agenda Art Generator and Mac and Cheese T-Shirts
The hosts praise a piece of listener art by Thorin featuring a Chanel No. 5 bottle labeled "Mac and Cheese: The Fragrance of Poverty." They discuss the potential for turning this design into a No Agenda t-shirt. The artwork is hosted on the No Agenda Art Generator website and has received significant positive feedback from the community.

Political Manipulation and the Texas Abortion Protests
A dinner party with University of Texas professors and activists reveals the emotional intensity surrounding the Texas abortion bill protests. While protesters like Wendy Davis are heralded as stars, the movement is criticized as being manipulated by large organizations like Planned Parenthood. The demographic of the protesters is noted as being largely over the age of 50, despite the focus on reproductive rights.

Anti-TSA T-Shirt, Airline Passenger Removal
A 31-year-old doctoral student from Buffalo was removed from a flight for wearing a t-shirt that satirized the Department of Homeland Security. The shirt featured words like "bomb," "terrorist," and "take off your shoes." Despite passing TSA security, the pilot and airline personnel deemed the shirt a security risk, forcing the passenger to rent a car.