1:55:03 Sirius XM, iHeartRadio. Get off those apps! Get something that's open and free and open source and distributed and made by people who care not by money-grubbing horrible people who try to ruin podcasting and capture it Backslash now let us thank our executive and associate executive producers for screed. Yes, it's greed for episode 1452 we have a number of donations that Many of them came in on the spot during the meetup many people have sent in after-the-fact
1:55:41 So where appropriate... Do you want to do the over $50 ones right, everything that you got in your hand and then we can get that out of the way? And then just roll from there. Well the way we did it in this spreadsheet... Did they end up on a spreadsheet? Yes! If you look at the spreadsheet everything is orange Is in the right spot and that comes from a donation made at The Meetup Oh, then we just read away. We just read like it's a normal donations segment yes and this is of course Dame Jennifer who said who scanned all the notes now we didn't she scanned the notes she transcribed the notes put them in the spreadsheet made a word doc and also has a database
1:56:23 In case you want to ask, she should meet Eric. I think these two would hit it off with all of the systems but very good and so appreciative as we kick it off with our top donor Sir Boiled Peanut who is from Charlotte North Carolina and comes in with the big baller amount here $1495.04 I'm not even sure why that is, but perhaps the note will give us some information. No jingles no karma overall this is roughly a 60 second read holy crap Adam we met in Charleston thank you for being gracious and tolerant to people like me that have absolutely nothing interesting to say to you
1:57:07 That's not true. Everybody was interesting, everybody was interesting to listen to these are the proceeds from my button artwork sold through noagendashop.com truly a class operation unlike myself To all producers who haven't received their orders yet you will get them life's issues got in the way I'm very behind I apologize And he said, oh you know he said no jingles. No karma He does request health and baby making prayers from producers that love Jesus Sorry for the long note and since it's no jingles. No karma we always have the double karma for ya. You've got karma
1:57:47 About a 25 second read in fact. Yes, thank you very much Sir Bully Peanut it was great meeting you and I remember you specifically because you had a cool logo Did he give me a button? He did several buttons actually But that so this $1495 is what he made as an artist on doing buttons selling him through the shop There's people with businesses out there Kimo Nation is rocking it Black Knight Sir Big Loaf is up on the list Garner North Carolina 4 3 7 5th 16 he came in this is one of those that you got you picked up at the event. Mm-hmm This is a very drunk donation my girlfriend and I have arrived today ahead of time for the Charleston meetup We caught up with a few producers and alas were sloshed
1:58:37 It was a common theme. Since you always talk about donating time, treasure and talent it's about time you get some real treasure I donated 11 ounces of silver yep we have also I mean... We have it in our possession! Also I'm including $200 this should bring me to executive producer level can I get a master-of-the-house karma? Hail the toots. The foots! Black Knight Big Loaf. Hail the foots, not the toots... hail the foots! Oh it's the foots. Yes I looked it up for you. Whatever happened to our foots? There ya go there is your master of the house Dame Cece aka Kathy Rhodes Greenboro Georgia Greensboro Georgia $400 and 2 cents
1:59:26 ITM A&J, Dame Cece from Greensboro Georgia here with a two-first switcheroo. Okay? First, for my...for Lee Rhodes, my dear husband who is with me at the Charleston meetup a de-douching please. You've been de-douched! Second, a de-douching and happy 70th birthday to my big brother Mike Ray from Catawba South Carolina who hit me in the mouth a couple months ago and fell face first into the deep end. You've been de-douched I love you both dearly with this check in my monthly alimony. They both reach executive producer at three three three dot three, please play Camel a biscuit That's the biscuit for your birthday and a reverend owl resist we much Thanks guys and Dame Jennifer may your exit strategy be a long time coming dame CC They always give me a biscuit on my birthday but resist we much We must and we will much
2:00:27 about that be committed. There you go, nice to meet you. Next up is Gunter Weber in Odessa Florida I'm sure they everyone calls him Webber. Webber yeah 347 but if your first name's Gunter it's likely you're a Weber. This is my second donation but never got a proper de-douching. Well, we can do that for you right now? You've been de-douched! I hope this donation amount of $333 plus the amount to get me halfway to knighthood helps you to... Helps YOU to keep you guys afloat. We're treading water. Pleeeh... Please call out Eric at The Chase as a douchebag. DOUCHEBAG
2:01:19 And then he notes it's for the second time. Oh boy! You guys are a national treasure and I see no... That should do it Anonymous with our favorite number 345 dot six seven Can I get an F cancer karma, please? My friend Rachel's cancer might be coming back appreciate any prayers thrown her way love you mofos mean of course You've got Karma Matthew Shock in Farmington, Minnesota. 333 dot 33. Uh 33 happy birthday to me! Tomorrow 20th will be my 36 so I have to start planning what to do for my midlife crisis. My advice? Ferrari
2:02:09 Instead of candles, I'd like a Jobs Karma as i'm finally making some moves professionally. Thanks for all you two do! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Now just to question on that Kathy Rhodes so the switcheroo is for Lee Rhodes but then she also mentions Mike okay I think it's just Lee Rhodes will be the switcheroo...I'm just rereading it here Make sure we get everything done right. All right, that was Matthew Schock. Chris Sully Sullivan is in Ventura California 333 dot 33 and he says all your hard work is very much appreciated and there will be more three three three dot three three donations in the future one more 333 and I'll be sense shy of night status but I'll admit that my roundtable request probably won't be very exciting as I'm currently in prep for the USA bodybuilding championships in Las Vegas on July 29th and 30
2:03:08 Oh, Chris send photos if I win. I'll become an IFBB professional bodybuilder a dream I've been chasing for 15 years. Oh man can we get a little no agenda on the shirt there or something? Is this a sponsored type deal? We got racing cars we got every... we got horses Tattoo across the chest? Yeah. With that goal in mind, a little goat karma would be appreciated as I navigate the next 10 and 1⁄2 weeks of contest prep. The training's hard but this show helps put my mind in a different place helping me maintain discipline If anyone is interested in following my journey it can be found under the handle of at financial sully on both TikTok and Instagram As it is with training and donating if it doesn't hurt It doesn't count! Onward
2:03:56 Thank you, man. You didn't want to use that little yeah on the news Yeah If it doesn't hurt it does well That is the beauty of value for value It's like if it's $30 and that hurts you that's massive value we consider that to be massive value You know that's beyond probably not so as sir Jake night of the deep blue sea in San Diego California with three hundred thirty-three dollars and 33 cents It's an honor to be the EP of The No Agenda Show once again. In three weeks I'll be graduating from the University of California San Diego with an MBA after which my family and I will be headed to Pearl Harbor, Hawaii to start my new assignment. We're hoping to buy a house out there." But the interest rates... it's not even the interest rates is brand new. I don't know if you can buy it. You have to lease everything but the interest rate where we are right now... From Blackrock, yeah which was not happening according to the former New York banker. Not happening!
2:04:52 Take it up with him. To start my new assignment, we're hoping to buy a house out there with interest rates where they are right now that isn't in the cards and will be renting but even affordable rentals for a family of six seem few and far between. Please send some moving and house finding karma our way! Also Adam let me know if you need some more Axio? If other people want to try it they can get it from bitly slash tiny axio Bit dot tiny Axio. There's a few lemonade flavors that still that are delicious all the best sir Jake talking about miss these powders called axio its bit dot ly slash tiny axio And I think he makes him or his company or and they're like protein kind of healthy Not even protein it
2:05:44 It's been a while since I tried them, but it's like it's supposed to make you feel good. It's crack basically healthy crack That's good. I enjoyed it a couple of them is legal crack oh yes What do you want he wanted? Some moving in house finding karma we got that for you. You've got karma The feral housewife is in Woodinville Washington three three three dot 3-3 and House-selling yak karma, please. Okay... I have some karma for you We are listing our house today hoping to escape Washington State crime COVID and general insanity Short notes save lives Oh! And can you please play Shapeshifting Jews? Yes that should be on your newsletter too short note save lives by request
2:06:42 Roll up, roll up for the magical shapeshifting Jews! Step right this way! Roll Up! Roll up for the shape-shifting Jews! You've got... karma. There's your yak! Casey Hamra in Shit Texas. Oh I'm sorry, shirts Shirts Texas 333 33 I have been listening for far too long and need a de-douching You've been de-douched Followed by some health karma. Thanks for all you do love and lit beautiful short note save lives. You've got karma
2:07:32 Dawa Andala is in Maarten's dike, the Netherlands. 333 dot 33 no note that means double karma for you! You've got... pharma. And a reminder the only way you can get this jingle is if you post nothing No Note Joe Spry yes it's a winner mm-hmm 330 3333 and Richmond Hill Georgia In The Morning I have been a listener to the show since the start of the planned-demic. My brother hit me in the mouth and I have not missed an episode since. It's a great show, and I hope y'all don't find an end strategy anytime soon! Everybody else are quacks. I've enclosed 3333 and request that Trump jobs karma as I've been out of work for a few months awaiting my renewal of my two TWIC card
2:08:33 I'm in the local IUA 1475 at the port of Savannah, Georgia. Second prettiest town in the country! Okay...I'm rambling thank you for the show Joe Spry. Yeah I met Joe funny didn't talk like that at all. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma Well he should have Oh there's that Anonymous from Glorietta, New Mexico. 333 please dedouche me sweet and simple. You've been de-douched! Listening to No Agenda show after I listened to your interview with Joe Rogan a year ago loved the value for value system if implemented in society the world would look a lot better well yes indeed i agree
2:09:21 Jingles, karma and something of your choice. Well when you say that then this is what you get. Dealer's Choice! And the flip-flop... That's what ya got. You've got Karma. Dealer's Choice. Sir Paul of the command line comes up from Massachusetts from Medway as a matter fact $333 dollars and he writes I would like to request banning of monkey pox photos in the newsletter gross Thank you for your courage, sir. Paul the command line now I will say something about this. I had this photo and I was thinking should I run this photo or not run this one? I had just watched a kind of a a documentary but like a discussion of advertising photos and how what the reason use pretty women is because it gets you excited to the point where your more you can sell somebody something easier
2:10:20 And I'm thinking, what if you gross somebody out? Because I didn't like this photo either. Oh okay so this was a test to see if donations would be affected by grossness So I put this in there and to see what would happen and it did the response...I mean It was gruesome but I don't know that.. I don't know If I can conclude anything I should have run an A-B Next time when I have a gruesome picture I am going to do an AB thing so only half of the audience will get it Which is what I should've done with that one Okay, so yes. I was thinking about believe me it wasn't something I was unaware of well I think that the cool thing about it is you know this monkey pox monkey, but it's not viral You'll get monkey pox from someone breathing on ya know It happened
2:11:10 You got to be touched by a monkey. Touch my monkey! You need a shot. Yes, Ecuador Eric is next on our list. Ecuador Eric is in Richmond Virginia 333 Jingles, por la mañana, Fauci Wheeze and a de-douche. Well let's do that first off... You've been de-douched! And I have an announcement come hang at the Central Virginia 804 local 804 meetup Sunday 522 at Bingo Beer Company from 2 to 4 p.m. Brewery bar plus arcade is party thank you boys for your courage There ya go as requested Tim Osborne in
2:11:51 LOREN Netherlands $333 and he writes, uh hi TM to you gentlemen been listening since finding Adam on the Glenn Beck podcast. Ah He's the guy This is my first donation so please dedouche me. Man, lots of dedouchings today I love this. You've been DEDOUCHED! Thursday I have an interview for a new job and would like R2-D2 karma Magic number 33 and China is asshole... uh bedanked! Wee that's the magic number It is the magic number China is asshole! You've got
2:12:43 Karma. A couple here in a row, Evan Downs 333 from Charleston South Carolina I do not have a note from Evan although i think i remember meeting him excuse me COVID yeah long COVID so he gets the double you've got karma I'll do these next ones to Ryan Kilgo in Houma Louisiana 333 says enjoy the shrimp and grits and Charles and Adam how about some relationship karma here it is for you right you've got karma
2:13:31 Now, this is yours too. Well this is apparently Kristen should have sent an email to my e-mail and let me just double check because I certainly had nothing with... Oh you're checking our real name Kristen Gattula in San Carlos California right? By our anonymous cop $333 dollars and there's no note from her so we But she doesn't, she did say she sent one so we can't give her the double karma. We can't give her a double karma but please make sure you resend that because I did not see it Then we have Evan and Sarah Ellen Lakey
2:14:09 who are in Charleston, South Carolina. $300 from them thank you please accept this long overdue donation from us to douchebags we love the show and thank you for all you do hope to meet you and Tina at the Charleston Meetup pretty sure we did my wife is gawking at you from across the Royal American as I write this note no jingles but a good de-douching and karma request You've been dedouched You've got karma. So is this one guy at the meetup and he didn't know that the meetup was taking place and He was looking, and we said wait a minute That's because he listens to the show but he didn't know that there was a meet up He was on a first date At the at the Royal American where the meet-up was and he came over to say hi good looking guy
2:14:56 military guy and I say, hey man what do you do? He says, I'm a train engineer. He drives the train and he had this tattoo...I took a picture of it on Twitter. He had a locomotive engine tattoo on his bicep that was killer! True foamer. That's a foamer right there. Massive foamer. If you're working in the industry then you can be considered a foamer I think that's just for amateurs that are outside of the industry, yelling and screaming. They just like to jump up and down. Baronet Sir Rogue of the taverns in Victoria beautiful city BC 333 33 and he writes a very long note
2:15:46 Baronet Sir Rogue of the Taverns, a donation in Canadian dollarets brings me to Baron. I would like to request this following territory, the Cowichan Valley to include Lake Cowichan and surrounding areas." I could be pronouncing that wrong. I would like to be Sir Rogue of the Taverns, Baron of the Cowichen Valley since I missed the order during my knighting... Oh no! Okay, yeah, we'd like to request bamboo rum and dark chocolates added to the prep to party. You can do that yeah we already have you've got some of that right under your desk there yes I have two on my own podcast Tavern Talk and WP Plugins A-Z whoo so i'm holding a multi podcast community mid Vancouver Island meetup in the road Vancouver is the place everyone should go
2:16:38 at the Rogue's Oasis in Lake Cowichan on the 25th. To get the location, you'll need to RSVP to The Meetup as there is no limit on how many people I can host and space is limited. More information on NoAgent and meetups.com. Well thank you for a plug for that. For any Vancouver Island producers visit The Honeymoon Bay Market. I am install 13 every Saturday 10-2. Yeah, there's a jingle Q list he wants 6969. Oh my god That's amazing goat karma for all and jobs jobs job yeah He does ask for some celebration horns well we got a little bit that for you Jobs jobs and jobs Karma
2:17:29 Anonymous Rancher, Columbus North Dakota 255.55 We love our ranchers Goat Karma please This is a yearly calf check donation Great shows Had to donate when Adam couldn't pronounce ruminant We say ruminat Ruminat Which means for cattle, goats and more. They have more than one stomach four in cattle to help in digestion of grass grasses And all the bull ball tack was talk was an added bonus We have testicle festivals in North Dakota Hello! Hello meetup! Hello North... By the way Testicle Meet-Up Yeah
2:18:10 They have a ball. Hey! And it just gets better. By the way, a yak has three stomachs Well so that's also a rumenet Yeah. Okay, yeah Adam! Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah... Adam in Northwest North Dakota we grow a fair amount of durum wheat which makes pastas and many other crops and we have had a wet spring delaying and possibly not allowing planting And yes John We have looked into Wagyu beef and look really hard at Akoshi beef but our climate is tough to make that pay having to feed them for so long
2:18:50 I'm not familiar with this Akashi beef. It sounds good, I should know and I don't sorry so it is our rancher here telling us that what the words is going to be pasta shortage? I think he's warning us there might be a shortage of you know that's funny because I get bar I guess some wheat as some flowers from Barton Springs which is kind of a high-end place and you have to refrigerate... Bartons Springs Texas I don't know where they are, not to mention. It might be Texas? No, I think it is Texas. Yeah, Barton Springs is near Austin. Yeah and they have... They bring in wheat from all over the country and then they process it there. And they have...it's all high-end wheats and they have just a lot of stuff but I had some...Barton Springs I think maybe that's what it was
2:19:42 So last year I got some of their durum wheat and then this year when I went to buy some, and you have to keep it refrigerated because it's not aged. It's not treated with bromides or anything. And at their catalog there is no durum wheat anywhere on there as though they can't get it just now being made or they dropped it? I don't know. I sent them a note about it, they never answered back. So maybe there is something going on with the durum wheat Maybe this Anonymous Rancher is one of the guys who sells the wheat to these guys and other people. Well, Anonymous Rancher hook up with Texas Slim man you sound like your perfect for the beef initiative that'd be fun well thank you very much. Grow Oryx! Oh I also learned that there's a yak and a knack were you aware?
2:20:31 I don't know anything, I probably was but it's nothing. The yak has balls and the knack is a female A female yak is a knack Exactly! That's what I said huh? Who knew? Yeah let's see more useless information Josh... Yes? And the rancher should also consider Yak Big time Did our doxing of your yak dealer did that have an effect on his business I haven't asked. He had to disconnect his phone. Yeah, he should have gotten a few orders. Joshua... Go ahead. Joshua Gribbon in Richmond Victoria Australia 250 and he writes in Dear John and Adam please dedouche me You've been de-dooched And accept my $250 Australian dollary dues from the communist state of Victoria Melbourne
2:21:34 Thank you for all the amygdala shrinkage. Please call out frays and mugs and give me some relationship slash house buying karma. Got it, Joshua. You've got karma We're down to our associate executive producers a good list today. Thanks also to the meetup donors Joshua Gribben Richmond, Victoria now until we just did that with Sean Finchman there we go in Portland Oregon 234 dot 5 6 in the morning John and Adam have really been enjoying the shows in recent weeks need A heavy dose of house selling karma perhaps a twist of ghost cheers from Baron Finch always baron you've got Karma
2:22:21 Alan Dix from Spring Hill, Florida. 233 dot three three second donation to me to maintain my de-douche status. Love you guys mean it? Shout out the Sir CB provider of worldwide goat karma and chicken karma no jingles but baby formula karma for all the birthing people. Yes there you go. You've got Karma 222.23, it's a row of ducks with a tail anonymous in parts unknown This is oh this is the Osaka cherry viewing meetup donation Osaka Japan It's the row of ducks web saw in the Osaka castle moat Oh okay? This is numerology to the extreme
2:23:08 One of them was possibly not a duck. He says requesting the we've been waxing the ceiling jingle and karma for all meetups I don't remember this waxing oh yes, waxing the ceiling You've got Karma and that's from Gitmo Nation octopus balls love and lit And he did send a meat up a meetup report, but I was not able to decode his PGP encryption for some reason. So we'll play that on Sunday. The ceiling wax thing comes from the ceiling wax and waxing this thing somebody who's confused when we kept talking about ceiling wax. Yeah Jonathan Keegan baronet of Sir Psychopath in Charlotte North Carolina 22222
2:24:04 First off, I'd like to wish Adam and the Keeper a happy third anniversary. And I hope all of the producers enjoyed themselves in Charleston on Monday! With this donation, I climb to the rank of Grand Duke and... Is that right? Grand Duke? Uh, Grand Duke- No he's Baronet! No, the Grand Duke you better look gran- You-I mean if you can document grand duke- Grand Duke is- It's way up there man But he sent in a napkin with his accounting and he said, or we can contact Arthur Anderson with any additional accounting questions. We shall do that! I didn't see the napkin. Neither did I but he says it in his note so...I don't know what he's talking about. I'm proud to announce none of my 12...we're gonna put you on abeyance for today show because you went from baronet to Grand Duke you don't do that
2:25:10 $200 that's that's like jumping from 4chan to Tucker Carlson. Yeah He says I'm proud to announce it none of my 12 followers from Twitter are robots no jingles just some yak karma I think is the No, here's what? I have a second you get the Baron Psycho sir psycho. I think he meant baron. It could be Barron know he's also not on the Baron list oh So we're putting it's in a bans. Yeah, don't worry if it's all good It'll be taken care of but this is just this seems to be we know what we want to spare anyone any embarrassment so But it's very possible. So we're gonna give you a karma. Oh he wanted yak karma. Sorry got ya karma for your hair. You've got Karma then we have David meet us
2:26:06 David Mitas, known from himself and his daughter Layla with the Fun Fact Friday 212.13 Pikeville North Carolina David and Layla here from Fun Fact Friday Adam sorry to put you on the spot for a fun fact at The Meetup no I loved it our live 100th episode is May 19th that's 630 Eastern Time funfactfriday.com Thank you both. We could use some livestream karma for the big show I guess they will be on the live stream Noah gender stream go ahead hit him up in the troll room I'm gonna give you some goat karma for that YouTube very good. You've got was great to see them both Okay, Jesse h r y n Ki W. She's pronounced Eve her Keef
2:26:54 Fernkey, I think. But he can tell us or she can tell us later. Birmingham Alabama $200 and one cent. I'd like to hear what they say that was an Alabama accent. Happy birthday to my smoking hot hubby Zeke! He is one of the shows podcasting...one of the shows podcasting two Oh's biggest faves. I think podcasting 2.0, I think is what... Oh! 2.0. Okay. Biggest faves love you forever and can't wait to hit our first born, she mixes numbers in here. First born human resource in the mouth in a couple of weeks thanks John and Adam for all you do." She's on social media too much! Jingles don't trust China and respect Donald Trump don't trust China! China is asshole
2:27:55 Thank you very much. We got Andrew Baker next, Stratford Missouri $200 no jingles no karma good I'll move thank you very much I'll move straight to Sir William Lee from Austin Texas two hundred dollars first-time supporter new listener well that gives you a de douching in our book sir You've been deduced Love the work you guys do keep up the great work your neighbor Sir William Lee thank you sir William I can wave into ya right now And wrapping it up is Justin Spry in Richmond Hill and he needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! Thank you for your courage, we've been listening since Adam's first Rogan appearance
2:28:37 I was love at first listen. Here's 200 bucks for my smoking hot girlfriend Brianna's journey to damehood, thanks for that and thanks for all you do could i get a courtroom slash custody karma and a jobs karma for everyone? Thanks Justin Spry. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs let's vote for jobs! Yes, that wraps up our executive and associate executive producers. We will be thanking more of the in-person donations in our next segment and actually I did just want to mention briefly a couple of gifts that we received