Topic: Miss South Carolina

John's "Tip of the Day" features a comprehensive open-source file type converter hosted on GitHub. The show concludes with a preview of "End of Show Mixes," including a mashup of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Miss South Carolina. The hosts sign off from Texas and Silicon Valley, promising to return on Thursday to continue deconstructing the media.

In a press briefing, Karine Jean-Pierre struggles to explain how raising taxes on corporations will reduce inflation or lower gas prices. The hosts compare her circuitous response to the infamous 2007 Miss South Carolina Teen USA pageant answer. They argue that corporate tax increases are typically passed on to consumers, potentially worsening inflation.

The infamous 2007 Miss Teen USA clip featuring Miss South Carolina's incoherent answer about Americans' inability to locate the US on a map is revisited. The contestant's rambling response mentioned South Africa, Iraq, and "the Asian countries" as part of a plea for better education. The hosts use the classic clip to illustrate long-standing issues within the American education system and the general lack of geographic knowledge.

Miss South Carolina is asked by judge Christina Milian whether individuals who leak classified documents should be charged with treason. Her rambling response suggests that if the public feels a need to see documents, they should be shown. The hosts compare her performance to a previous viral pageant flub from the same state.

A debate occurs regarding whether a clip of Bridget Brown on CTV explaining gold investments had been played on the show previously. The conversation shifts to a famous 2007 clip of Miss Teen South Carolina struggling to explain why many Americans cannot locate the U.S. on a world map. The hosts challenge each other to find the specific episode where the gold clip first appeared.