Topic: First Time Donors

3 chapters across the catalog

AG Barbie
Episode 1756 2:23:34 - 2:27:39

1756: AG Barbie

First-Time Donors, Job Karma, Baby Making Karma

Several donors, including Doug Ray and Eli the Coffee Guy, are acknowledged for their support. Julio Perez and Linda Lou Patkin request "job karma" for their respective family members and businesses. Matthew Doolittle receives "baby making karma" and "Kamala biscuits" in honor of his upcoming birthday.

Rage Bait
Episode 1533 2:22:55 - 2:30:37

1533: Rage Bait

Spouse Safe Donations, Prime Number Theory

The "Spouse Safe" donation of $73.73 has become a popular contribution tier, designed to be a significant but non-disruptive amount for household budgets. This specific figure is derived from the multiplication of prime numbers (3 x 7 x 73) which relates to the show's episode numbering system. Several first-time donors were "de-douched" during the segment, a ritual marking their transition from passive listeners to active producers of the program.

Crone
Episode 692 1:09:47 - 1:17:48

692: Crone

Slave T-Shirts, First-Time Donors, Evergreen Audio Clips

A host recounts a social misunderstanding involving a "slave" t-shirt with a barcode, which was misinterpreted as a racial statement rather than a critique of the system. The segment concludes with a wave of first-time donations and the introduction of "evergreen" audio clips, such as Senator John McCain yelling at protesters, intended for future use in the show.