Topic: Sir Black Knight

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level producers, including the first publicly transgender dame, Dame Chrissy X. They grant titles such as "Sir Darren Shredder of the Six Strings" and "Sir Recoil Black Knight" while acknowledging the "Value for Value" support that sustains the show.

Three producers are elevated to the rank of Knight for their contributions of $1,000 or more. Sir Dave of the PNW is named a Black Knight, alongside Sir Couchmaster and Sir Miattico. The traditional knighting ceremony includes the symbolic offering of "mutton and mead" and instructions for the new knights to provide their ring sizes for the official No Agenda rings.

Sir Gene Witch is knighted into the No Agenda Peerage following a significant donation. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Roundtable" menu. Additionally, "job karma" is granted to Sir Stone and other producers seeking employment, following a technical glitch in the previous episode's broadcast.

In a formal knighting ceremony, two anonymous donors are elevated to the No Agenda Roundtable. They are dubbed Sir Neatman, the Knight of Napa, and Sir Sean Black, Knight of the Dude's Name Bend, and are granted access to the exclusive peerage benefits at NoAgendaNation.com.

The show conducts a knighting ceremony for donors, including Black Knight Sab Swiss and Sir Bram. The segment mentions the Netflix documentary "Dirty Money" regarding the Volkswagen emissions scandal and briefly touches on the financial success of Professor Jordan Peterson on Patreon.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for high-tier donors. New knights include Sir Tarheel, Sir Foxbat the Crypto Knight, Sir Casual Lee, and Sir Bram of Upper Candanavia. The hosts also dub Cesium 137 as a Black Knight, welcoming them all to the "Round Table of the No Agenda Knights and Dames."

Producers Pete from Brisbane, Jeffrey of Camden, and Raleigh Hawk are officially knighted after contributing $1,000 or more to the show. Raleigh Hawk is designated a "Black Knight" due to his donations repeatedly falling through the cracks of the show's administration. The hosts clarify that seniority in the peerage is determined by the date of the actual knighting ceremony.

The hosts acknowledge high-value donors for Episode 780, including Sir Black Ballz of Twit, Scott Brakel, and Robert Montoya. Several listeners are promoted to the ranks of Baron or Baronet within the show's "knighthood" system. The segment includes personal notes from donors regarding their lives, careers, and reasons for supporting the value-for-value model.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Jonathan Denison and Brett Mahoney. The new knights are welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable with the traditional list of "whiskey and wet wipes" and other humorous accolades.

A long, handwritten note from "Sir Incognigro" is discussed, detailing his journey from a skeptical listener to a donor following a host's "meltdown" in episode 493. The donor expressed a desire to become the "Black Knight," a title usually reserved for administrative errors. The hosts encourage donors to type their notes for legibility while acknowledging the privacy concerns associated with traceable printers.

Timothy Dickman and Rolf Lehman are formally knighted as "Sir Green Knight" and "Sir Black Knight" for their contributions of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional No Agenda knighting ceremony, welcoming them to the roundtable. They also mention the availability of No Agenda rings for high-level donors.

The hosts acknowledge significant financial contributions from the "No Agenda" producer community, including a $1,073.33 donation from the Black Knight of Silicon Valley. New titles are granted to Sir Thomas of Bahrain and Sir Funk (Josh McDonald) following $1,000 donations. The segment includes a discussion of spreadsheet formatting and the "value for value" funding model.

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Black Knight Nelson Ferreira. They also announce a peerage upgrade for Baronet Robert Goschko. A brief discussion follows regarding a missing donation for a "fish girl" in Alaska who is seeking a damehood, with the hosts promising to resolve the administrative error.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for top donors Benjamin Caudill, David Lee, and Janice Kang. The hosts promote the new "333 coin" and update the traditional "Hookers and Blow" sign-off to "Booze and Hot Pants."