2:00:29 Well, I'm already a J in the book. Hold on. I skipped ahead. Okay. A is for activist, advocate, advocate, abolitionist, ally, actively answering a call to action. Are you an activist? B is for banner. Wait a minute. Are you an activist is being asked of a little kid learning his ABCs or hers? Yes, sir. You're going to be outraged. B is for banner bobbing in the sky billowing in the breeze cuz you're not shy C is for co-op Co-operating cultures creative counter to corporate vultures. Oh and cats. Can you find the cats? Isn't it they left out co-opt? Well that no it was oh yeah co-opt with the T. Yes, I
2:01:16 D now this is a page every page has a picture is a picture of a blue donkey Butting heads with a red elephant who has a militaristic hat on and is really looking angry little d democracy More than voting you'll agree Dictators detested donkeys don't get it, but you and me we demand equality So there this this is literally propagandizing children by saying that the elephant... What's the name of this book again? I want a real hard copy. I ordered a hard copy too. A is for activist. E, equal rights, black, brown or white, clean and healthy is a right. Every place we live and play, environmental justice is the way. F is for feminist, for fairness in our pay, for freedom to flourish and choose our own way.
2:02:10 G is for grass roots sprouting from below sharing nutrients and the waters flow below the surface We're all connected stronger together. We grow H is for healthy food a human right honeydew jicama Just want to point out I said jicama properly nature's delight hummus. What is H jicama spelled with a J? I know I know It's spelled you with a J Okay, they have it under H. Yes, it's it's children's book. They need to learn early My god hummus hot dogs Havarti cheese hot dogs. Yes healthy hot dogs, please indigenous that was weird indigenous and immigrant together we stand our histories are relevant an Injury to one is an injury to all that didn't even rhyme people. Oh
2:03:04 J is for justice. Yay for justice. Jia Jingjiang Juanita Jamal justice for the janitors justice for all Wow, and they have like a like a Marxist hand holding a broom kings are fine for story time nights are fun to play This is with a K. But when we make decisions, we will choose the people's way. Oh, gee. Well, how come they didn't put knights under N? Well, they spelled this knights with a K because it's about dictators. Yeah, but they spelled Hickam with a J and put it under H. So why wouldn't they put knights under N to be consistent with this kind of stupidity? I totally agree.
2:03:50 LGBTQ love who you choose cuz love is true liberate your notions of limited emotions celebrate with pride our links of devotion Okay, I think you're making me sick. You might as well just jump to the good one. I'm not gonna read every 26 letters. I'm already at M Megaphone marching movement into music hip hip hooray. It must be May Day. I N is for no, no, no, no. Yes to what we want, no to what must go. No, no, no. Open minds operate best. Critical thinking over tests. Wisdom can't be memorized. Educate, agitate, organize. Wow. This is for a person learning their APCs. Yes. Not a person, a little person, a young child. Yeah. PPP smarch, pro, pro, protest. Pow, pow, power to the PP people, yay.
2:04:46 Haha, I like doing this. I need a classroom. Q is for question questioning coercion. Ooh Querying qualities counter false assertions Radical reds the headline said ruinous rioters the rumors spread rebel rousing riff-raff Really? This is what yeah, that's that's what it says really? This is demented. S is for sun, sol, solar, superstar, stellar power, fuels all life, not just flowers, energized homes, cars and showers, silly selfish scoundrels sucking on dinosaurs, sludge, boo, hiss. You think there's an agenda there?
2:05:28 Well, you know the funny thing is this is kind of what's taught in some California's middle school. This is what's taught in schools. I mean, kind of. Listen to this. T is for trans. For trains. For tiaras. Tulips. Tractors. And tigers too. Trust in the true. The he, she, they. That is you promoting transgenderism. You! Wow, this is weird. You? This whole book... Yeah, now you're almost done. Thank God. You is for weekends. You is for workers' rights. Wait! What is you is for wee... Why, you? Let me finish it! Is it why or you? It's... No, we're right now we're in the you.
2:06:09 You yeah, let me just finish it. It'll make sense. No won't You is for weekends you is for workers rights wait. That's not you. That's w you for Union Union. Yes What is it? The Socialist Workers Party of America put this together? V is for Vox. What? Did you say Fox? No, I said Vox. Did you say Box? No, Vox. Rocks, blocks, socks, Vox. Vox is the people, voice of the populi. Better we go see the letter D. Oh, the voice of the people is Democrat. Yeah, okay. W. Wondrous world, wondrous we. We cannot be whole, we cannot be free, unless we delight in diversity.
2:06:55 X is for Malcolm, as in Malcolm X. History's lessons can be complex. Remember Parks? Remember King? Remember Malcolm? Let freedom ring. Y is for you and youth, your planet, your rights, your future, your truth. Y is for yes, yes, yes, yes. Z is for Zapista, of course. Zaptista. The hell is Zaptista? That's it? That's it. The Z? They didn't have zebra or anything in there that could... No, Zaptista. What's a Zaptista? It's a Mexican revolutionary. Yeah. And a Zapatista, I bet. Let me just double check. Oh yeah, they have a little picture here of someone with a... you know, one of those... I'm going to say it wrong. Yeah, Viva Zapata. Yeah, Z is for Zapatista. You're right. Of course, it even says.
2:07:52 So that's the Zapatista Army of National Liberation? Yeah. This is for kids? I guess the message is let the Mexicans take over California. I don't know what the message is, but... And I'm not meaning Mexican-Americans, I mean Mexicans. Yeah, yeah. Why is Zapatista in there? I don't know. It's a recruiting book. I know I had this exactly the same. I don't think it was worth wasting everyone's time reading it personally. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were enjoying it. No, I just don't think it was because it was just horrible. It was the horrible, horrible, horrible product. But I think I'm definitely going to get a copy.