1:15:11 Also, I need to say thank you to CZN 137. He brought us the artwork for episode 848... ...I believe or 849? It was 849- the 2000.8 episode Which is 8 5 0 I guess. Yeah, anybody thank you cesium And thanks to everyone who as always putting stuff up there no agenda art generator calm Love the artwork it's an important part of the show and yes are appreciated very much so. Jeffrey Wolfers in London begins our donation segment with an executive producer donation of $500 from London, England. Hey citizens I thought it was time to true up!
1:15:57 Is that a phrase you use in England? I guess. True up? After a long period of listening but not funding, I thought the summer doldrums was a good time to make good... Not sure about it but this makes me a knight! Check your records if i'm good and make me Sir Geoffrey of Camden All my fellow Londoners will understand Give me some karma as I help propagate the formula Excellent thank-you very much Jeff You've got karma We'll be knighting you later on Stephen Hightower in Glen Ellyn, California. The home of Jack London $500 dogs just heard your plea on Sunday show versus bandwidth costs infrastructure etc and it's motivational hope it works with others agree that your proposition agrees with your proposition and have increasingly seen eye-opening info in your deconstructions don't need cred let me see doesn't he credit give him a karma anyway
1:16:55 You've got karma. Nicholas Haller in Portland, Oregon $420 420-420 Greetings, John and Adam. I have traveled great distances since I last donated and have been taken for granted or have been taking for granted the effort and cost of providing THE best podcast in the universe which with its overwhelming value while downloading the previous show to listen during a four-hour drive i was annoyed to find how slow the episode was downloading! Naturally, I blame my internet provider because they suck
1:17:32 But upon listening to the second donation segment, I became enlightened to what was likely the cause of my problem. An excessive number of douchebags who have been long since listeners who never donate to offset the cost of growing audience Speaking of a long time douchebag, since my last donation it has come to my attention that the carpool buddy who so graciously hit me in the mouth last year has yet to donate. He even texted me soon after this show saying he would for the outrage I not only called Josh Reed out as a douche bag... DOOCHEBAG! ...I also issue him a challenge to achieve knighthood before i do Come at me bro
1:18:13 Thank you again for the best podcast in universe. You've got karma following his Q sheet. Yeah, a cue sheet for me. It nailed it. Andrew Seward in Laurenburg North Carolina came in with a note that he wrote by hand and let me see if I have here Did you do dude, let me see I have something I have it okay again Andrew Wirt, no sound effects for me. It's time to get serious he says. In my last letter I made some silly jokes about Trump pumping well Adam Seed seemed mildly amused this seemed to piss off John it seems that I underestimated the scope of the problem and so all joking aside please allow me to set a record straight we're seeing an unprecedented wave of bias in propaganda in the modern media against the candidate that the establishment considers a great threat to their power and wealth
1:19:11 The fact that the No Agenda show is focusing so much attention on Trump has absolutely nothing to do with Trump. It has everything to do with a coordinated intentional effort to mislead the public about a presidential candidate and derail his campaign! A clip of the day from NNA's show 848 demonstrated this wonderfully as CNN host admits on-the air while his cohost laughs And he says, I know. We couldn't help her any more than we have gotten a free ride from the media as core most of the biggest ones promoting her campaign. How brazen? The bias against Bernie Sanders was nearly as bad and by the way there's something I always forget to mention on this show is that while Trump was getting these huge audiences and the media was covering him closely to ridicule him
1:19:56 Bernie was getting bigger audiences than many kids and they weren't covering anything. They were just, right? It's the same thing you're ignoring this guy same thing I have that Cuomo thing it's 20 seconds might as well play it so everyone hears it again Take quite a while longer what happens to other folks who want to run against her Because she is doing what they call in politics freezing pockets because the donors are giving her money thinking she's gonna run That means they're not going to have available money for other candidates if she doesn't and I don't think she's gonna give it to them She's on her way to deciding. We'll see, we couldn't help her any more than we have. She's got just a free ride so far from the media. We're the biggest ones promoting our campaign. Yeah good work! The bias against Bernie Sanders was nearly as bad as we have seen in emails detailing the DNC's efforts against him as well you guys are doing a great service to our country by exposing this nonsense and the fact that you are taking a financial hit to do so
1:20:51 Earned you even more of my respect. Thank you We need more people in the media who are that's why I was probably irked when he brought this up because it bothers me Yeah, we need more people in media who are earnestly seeking the truth? I have found both of you to be among the most objective voices thank you for your courage PS He's the future sir Luna de teak did little fringe and he lies. He says I lied I want a Zika Zika Zika song See when I don't have that Zika zika zika zika. Yeah, I know. And then a karma. Yeah, I'll do the short one. Zika zika zika zika zika yeah! Where's the money? 1.9 billion dollars. Zika zika zika zika zika yeah! Where's the money? Small heads are coming. You're gonna do it you watch. We're gonna have a problem here. You've got karmas. Small heads are coming. They're coming
1:21:46 Yeah. Mike Lambert in Manitou Springs, Colorado 33362 business partner turned me on to the show been a douche bag for a bit please do deduce me. You've been D douched I call my business partner John Johnson. Douchebag! That's funny, yeah... I use 333.62 My birthday is three-three-nineteen sixty two. Poisonous. Thanks Mike Lambert Onward to, well this one just... This is one of those things on the spreadsheet that I click on it and it skips over it. So you're gonna have to read this guy. This is the one in yellow. Greetings fellow guardians of surreality and miners of the crystalline truth! This donation's on behalf my brother Dan Vosacek and his son Jasper whose birthdays are August 20th and 23rd respectively Right make sure to mention its Gabriel Vasacek Great Falls Montana Let me just make sure
1:22:48 I see now, yes Gabriel Vasechek. Yeah got it. Um...I would like to this credit go to Dan and his march toward knighthood while we both have made smaller donations in the past is the first executive producership for either of us i couldn't think of a harder working fun loving more deserving couple of people to earn it That's actually him. Thanks for all you do keeping the water wheels in motion full of flow happy birthday Dan and Jasper, and thank you John and Adam for the amazing show! As a longtime dissector of the status quo narrative I appreciate that your show proves the media assassination can be informative AND entertaining laughter is important while having to watch this horribly misguided reality show politics Your show helps me stay informed but not take it all too personally or let it pollute my thought environment yes
1:23:36 Comedy really is one of the last bastions of truth-telling and long may the best podcast in the universe rule as royalty in the realm. Thank you for all your courage, and our best wishes to you and yours...and Tom Waits as well." And he's got a couple jingle requests. Yeah okay so I think I can do these where's the uh yeah Before it's a crime It's precrime You've got karma. I nailed that one? You did, Rick Olson's next on the list with $333.33 from Ellensburg Washington
1:24:20 My only message is this, fuck the boners. With everyone that listens on the stream and in the chat room it's disheartening to hear that support for this show is on a decline Love the show love the analysis and hope this meager pittance of $333.33 helps get you through a little longer. For Adam Only jingle request I have is Hillary Clippity-Clop, Whoopee! Get Out of My Vagina and Little Girl Yay would love to hear it mixed. Clippity-clop get out my vagina... Okay, we're good. Karma to both of you. The message is clear. Get out of my vagina. You've got karma
1:25:08 Extra special mix. I don't know what that was doing there. Oh, I get it. Brother here's another one of these notes that is too long but i can get...I think I can manage this one and I'll do it this way in the morning It's not and I'm gonna say the guy's name later In the morning it's not just about boys who are initiating rough sex I am a 40 year old male I've been getting with women between twi..this for you actually Hold on, you skipped one You skipped Susan Johnson I'm sorry you're right. Yeah, Susan Johnson yes, that's because of new people these notes Bigger than the whole page of the spreadsheet is very difficult to work with Susan Johnson in Newburgh Oregon Sorry Susan 260 she did send a note and she sent it check-in as whites is where it is Thursday the 18th is my son Evan Johnson 26 birthday Oh Get a pencil get a pencil hold on a second okay hit it Evan Johnson
1:26:10 The 18th is 26 and that's her what? Her son, okay if you receive my donation and letter in time for the podcast on the 18th I will have used up all my good karma And certainly need more Evan hit me in the mouth a couple of months ago And I have not missed an episode since my first show number 835. All right Thank you for your insights and explanations of the jabber that fills the media. Keep up the great work in the best podcast in the universe! I would love to hear Obama can't touch this, and get Monation National Anthem we can put that at the end because it's so long for this segment. Evan's favorite is a Zika jingle tell me about the random number with the meme theme. I don't know what this is but hoping assuming you do
1:27:03 Okay, yeah. What was the the Obama thing she wanted again? She wants to Obama can't touch this Can't touch this no no I don't know I remember it but what would I have Labeled it. I have no idea I Know exactly what is that and touches you know was it a no-no-no thing I'm guessing because that's really only the stuff that we ever did hmm well now this is I don't know. I'm gonna have to look for that, I have no idea where that is What else did she want? Just a Karma? No no She wanted the Gettemo Nation National Anthem Oh okay alright Well then how about this Wait wait Evan's favorite is the Zika jingle Which I think it was the same one we played a minute ago Ah yeah With the Eminem theme How bout...how about I do this? Okay I can do uhhhh....I found the mariachi The Obama Mariachi That we were looking for
1:28:07 And then I'll do the full Zika jingle, alright? Yeah. How does that sound? My goodness... Hey! Hey listen! No no no no no no You're in my house! Hey! Come on guys! Shame on you! Hey! Okay! I'm up in the house! Breakin' the booth! I don't remember that. May i have your attention please? Oh Zika! Oh Zika! Zika zika zika zika... Little baby with a little bitty head With a baby with a small head They're gonna have to make a little head, you watch Zika zika zika zika zika yeah Where's the money? 1.9 billion dollars Zika zika zika zika zika yeah Where is the money? Let's have it now Zika zika zika zika zika yeah Where's the money
1:29:02 Small heads are coming. That's right, small heads are coming. Alright, alright. There we go! Okay... Now you got your Mr Techie. Mr Tech-ee. Tech-eee yeah. And let's find another trick here on the spreadsheet program because it is long I'm not gonna read this whole note but again have to read this part because this is the for the porn segment. This is your porn study It's not just the boys, says Mr. Tech E from Parts Unknown who are initiating rough sex I'm a 40 year old male and have been getting with women between 24 and 36 Sounds good The girls in their 20s are asking me to be as rough as possible Choke them Pull the hair Smack their ass Bite them everywhere Come in their face Mirrors Jam their heads against the headboard Spit in their face
1:29:53 Oh my god, there's more. I can't continue with examples for the love of grace! I've been pulled into an alley while walking between a bar and an ice cream shop yes ice cream because she wanted me to bend her over behind a dumpster oh man not urban but a rich suburb called gross point Michigan okay gross point for a good reason Recently, a young lady during copulation spoke in my ear during Marvel's Jessica Jones when she said you can't break me. Notice how more and more stations are showing rough dominating sex starting with cable networks
1:30:34 And I've gone to net network any woman younger. Anyways, confusing any woman younger than 36? I've been with insists on looking back over her shoulder while I'm behind or looking up at me while she's performing oral sex as she is on camera with some phony sex look kisser a wink Kind of creepy. Yeah, okay not for me I'd rather get them off Okay yeah i'd rather get them off join it is a joy a joint sip or two of wine and get them Off again pleasure the women that's how I was brought up hell yeah That's how we were brought up to John real men We don't pull your hair this is no choke you this we're gonna have to do uh put some Of the stuff in a together and maybe just jiblet a jiblet
1:31:22 It's time for an Amazon giblet. Yeah, hey I don't see how many well much did he donate? I can't tell 233 dot 3-3 okay great Thank you very much sir if you have any requests at the end for Jingles no No, but I'm gonna give him some karma for that certainly need some dumpster karma karma With that And finally on the list is Stephanie Ernst in Chicago, $201. I don't have a note from her. Let's take a look at our email we do have a minute We got plenty of minutes. Stephanie Ernst, yeah here it is. I'm Stephanie Ernst and I believe I am a producer today. Today I donated $201 yesterday I just wanted to ask you guys to give a shout out to Matt McVader in Chicago. I want to say thank you for getting me into the program and I wanted him know that i'm no longer a douchebag. Very best from Stephanie Ernst. Stephanie let's get you dedouching! You've been de-dooched And your very first karma well deserved. You've got karma. Outstanding
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