Topic: Hell

23 chapters across the catalog

Algo Chasers
Episode 1729 3:10:14 - 3:20:46

1729: Algo Chasers

Hunter Biden Gag Gift and True People Search Tip

In the "Tip of the Day," Adam Curry suggests the "Laptop from Hell" book as a humorous gag gift. John C. Dvorak provides a controversial tip regarding TruePeopleSearch.com, a site that reveals personal addresses, phone numbers, and family connections for free. He explains a technique for isolating a person's active email address using blind carbon copies, which Curry describes as "horrific" and "dangerous."

Pumpkin Coin
Episode 1639 32:29 - 34:11

1639: Pumpkin Coin

Moscow Music Peace Festival, 1980s KGB Surveillance

A host recounts a trip to Moscow in 1989 for the Moscow Music Peace Festival, observing the shambolic state of Soviet infrastructure. The anecdote includes descriptions of a KGB surveillance bus with drawn curtains monitoring satellite signals and an encounter with the Moscow Hells Angels.

Slime Mold
Episode 1442 17:04 - 19:18

1442: Slime Mold

New York City Subway Graffiti and Burners

The hosts discuss the return of large-scale graffiti on New York City subways, comparing the current state of the city to the 1970s. Dvorak explains the terminology of the subculture, distinguishing between "tags," "toss-ups," and "burners." He shares an anecdote about owning a jacket custom-painted by a graffiti writer that allegedly provided safe passage through Hell's Kitchen.

COVID Medley
Episode 1440 3:50:57 - 3:55:14

1440: COVID Medley

Instant Followers, Mandate Changes, Brain Case

A surreal song titled "Instant Followers" warns that "pretty soon you're gonna be dead" if you take the second booster. The lyrics describe a "heavy floor" and a "brain case" burning with greed. The segment concludes with a reflection on how mandates "call science change" and were never truly intended to stop the virus, but rather to manage public anxiety.

Attribution Science
Episode 1363 1:09:23 - 1:13:41

1363: Attribution Science

New York City, Gay Cold, Technocratic Super Cities

Reports from Brooklyn describe a specific "gay cold" circulating within the community as social life returns to New York City. The city's resilience and move toward digital passes and underground social scenes suggest a future of technocratic "super cities." This shift mirrors science fiction themes where urban populations thrive within a high-tech, monitored environment while remaining isolated from rural areas.

Attribution Science
Episode 1363 2:07:37 - 2:13:09

1363: Attribution Science

Biden Gaffes, Osama bin Laden, Gates of Hell Quote

President Biden recently claimed credit for bringing Osama bin Laden to the "gates of hell," but historical records show he originally used that phrase in 2014 regarding ISIS, three years after bin Laden's death. This discrepancy suggests that Biden's current speeches may be written by staffers with a vague or inaccurate memory of his past rhetoric.

FAQs 4 Hacks
Episode 1354 3:16:57 - 3:22:53

1354: FAQs 4 Hacks

Vaccine Incentive Supercut and "Gates of Hell" Remix

A final audio montage features various politicians and news anchors promoting vaccine incentives, including lotteries and free beer from Anheuser-Busch. The mix transitions into a repetitive loop of officials discussing the necessity of "booster shots" and a dramatic remix of CDC Director Rochelle Walensky's "impending doom" comments, humorously edited to reference "the very Bill Gates of hell."

Cluster Five
Episode 1319 1:50:27 - 1:55:07

1319: Cluster Five

Trump Impeachment Trial, Fight Like Hell Supercut

As the Senate impeachment trial for Donald Trump approaches, the hosts examine the "fight like hell" rhetoric used to accuse him of inciting an insurrection. They play a supercut of numerous Democratic politicians, including Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, using the exact same phrase in political contexts.

Hypocrite Oath
Episode 1275 54:43 - 57:58

1275: Hypocrite Oath

Australian Political Satire, Mad as Hell, Hardware Store Sketch

The Australian satirical program "Mad as Hell" aired a sketch mocking conspiracy theories related to 5G, Bill Gates, and the Illuminati. The segment featured a hardware store selling "false flags" and "mind-controlling 5G rays" to poke fun at anti-lockdown protesters. The satire reflects a broader media effort to dismiss legitimate concerns about government overreach by labeling them as "nutcase" theories.

Blotto in Biloxi
Episode 1025 51:15 - 55:39

1025: Blotto in Biloxi

Elon Musk's Production Hell and Tesla Factory Robots

A CBS segment features Gail King visiting the Tesla factory, where Elon Musk admits that "production hell" was worse than expected. Musk acknowledges that over-reliance on robots actually slowed down Model 3 production and that more human workers are being integrated back into the assembly line.

Milkshake Duck
Episode 991 1:46:24 - 1:49:33

991: Milkshake Duck

Spontaneous Human Combustion, London Incident

A 70-year-old man in North London reportedly died from spontaneous human combustion while walking on the street. The hosts discuss the history of this phenomenon, noting that victims often burn to a crisp without setting their surroundings on fire. They recall reading about such cases in "True Magazine," which also featured stories about the Hell's Angels.

Delay or Avoid
Episode 866 2:18:36 - 2:19:22

866: Delay or Avoid

Rodrigo Duterte, Barack Obama, Philippines Diplomacy

Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte tells President Barack Obama to "go to hell" in response to U.S. State Department criticism of his anti-drug campaign. Duterte also suggested the UK could go to "purgatory" because hell is full. The hosts express amusement at Duterte's blunt rhetorical style and his defiance of Western diplomatic norms.

Axe Man
Episode 723

723: Axe Man

New York City Overcast Weather and Fleet Week

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program from Hell's Kitchen, New York City, during Fleet Week in May 2015. They discuss the brownish, overcast weather conditions in the city and the presence of sailors in the West Village. Technical adjustments are made to the audio feed to correct an overriding issue during the introduction.

The Key Key Thing
Episode 696 1:27:59 - 1:31:45

696: The Key Key Thing

EU Anti-Terror Measures, Airline Data and Fascism

European Union leaders agreed on new measures to fight terrorism, including sharing airline passenger data and removing extremist internet content. The hosts use statistical probability to argue that the legislative response is disproportionate to the actual risk of terror attacks for the average citizen.

Summer of Blood
Episode 650 2:23:59 - 2:31:14

650: Summer of Blood

Joe Biden's "Gates of Hell" Speech, Drunk or Not Drunk

In a highly emotional speech following the beheadings of journalists James Foley and Steven Sotloff, Joe Biden vows to follow ISIS to the "gates of hell." The hosts perform a "Drunk or Not Drunk" analysis of the audio, noting Biden's erratic vocal shifts, slurred words, and aggressive tone. They suggest the Vice President appeared "wasted" or overly theatrical during the public address.

The Sluggish Cloud
Episode 624 1:30:55 - 1:38:06

624: The Sluggish Cloud

EU Presidency, Helle Thorning-Schmidt Candidacy Speculation

Speculation regarding the next President of the European Council focuses on Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt. Known for her "selfie" with President Obama, Thorning-Schmidt is considered a strong candidate due to her fluency in English and French and her deep ties to the European political establishment through her marriage to Stephen Kinnock.

Episode 557 1:20:27 - 1:24:20

557: Kalemia

Queensland Biker Laws, Motorcycle Gang Crackdown and Civil Liberties

The Australian state of Queensland is introducing strict new laws targeting "outlaw motorcycle gangs" following a series of violent incidents. The legislation includes crushing the motorcycles of convicted gang members and banning them from owning tattoo parlors. The hosts question the severity of the crackdown given the relatively low number of gang-related fatalities over the last 30 years.

Excited Delerium
Episode 431 18:40 - 21:47

431: Excited Delerium

Facebook Page Limitations, Beef Prices, Head on a Stick

A discussion on the technical limitations of Facebook pages leads into a prediction about plummeting beef prices due to the ongoing drought forcing farmers to cull cattle. The segment also mentions a "head on a stick" prop used during the tour and the desolate landscape of Hell's Half Acre in Idaho.