Topic: Bracelets

21 chapters across the catalog

Blue Bracelet
Episode 1711 2:23:49 - 2:31:51

1711: Blue Bracelet

4B Movement, Blue Bracelets and South Korean Feminism

The "4B Movement," originating in South Korea, is gaining traction among American women on social media who pledge to avoid dating, marriage, and childbirth with men. Proponents are using blue bracelets and small blue heart tattoos as symbols of their commitment to the movement following the election. Critics argue the trend is a social media virtue signal that may lead to further radicalization.

Freedom Bracelet
Episode 1326 1:19:30 - 1:23:12

1326: Freedom Bracelet

Israeli Medical Apartheid, Freedom Bracelet Tracking

Ilana Daniels of the Israeli Rapeh party criticized the government for creating a "medical apartheid" by restricting the unvaccinated from schools and malls. Israel also launched a pilot program requiring arriving passengers to choose between military hotel quarantine or wearing an electronic "freedom bracelet" for home monitoring. The waterproof tracking device is linked to a smartphone and a home wall sticker to ensure compliance.

Insurrectious
Episode 1277 26:59 - 29:45

1277: Insurrectious

New York Assembly Bill 899, CDC Restaurant Study and Ankle Bracelets

New York State Assembly Bill 899 has proposed granting Governor Andrew Cuomo the authority to forcibly remove or jail individuals who test positive for COVID-19. Meanwhile, a CDC study claiming restaurant dining doubles the risk of infection is criticized as confusing correlation with causation. In Australia, reports surface of citizens being fitted with ankle bracelets to enforce home quarantine orders.

Mask Up!
Episode 1245 2:15:49 - 2:21:15

1245: Mask Up!

Betty Bloodlust and Black Rock Farming

Betty Bloodlust of the Black Rock Black Thumbs checks in from Nevada to discuss the upcoming harvest season. She references a previous suggestion regarding "Road ID" bracelets as a model for COVID-19 immunity armbands. The hosts acknowledge her donation and promise to find her original note for a future segment.

Sake Stock
Episode 1238 1:11:32 - 1:15:59

1238: Sake Stock

COVID-19 Antibody Verified Bracelets, Surveillance Countermeasures

A satirical proposal suggests creating "COVID-19 Antibodies Verified" bracelets to bypass social distancing enforcement and surveillance. The idea mimics the "emotional support dog" concept, using a visible medical sign to grant the wearer freedom of movement in public spaces. This discussion highlights the absurdity of potential "immunity passports" and the existing network of license plate readers and toll tag monitors already tracking citizens.

Neuroelasticity
Episode 561 2:51:53 - 2:55:01

561: Neuroelasticity

Airo Bracelet, Transhumanist Health Tracking

The Airo bracelet is a new wearable device that claims to use a built-in spectrometer to track calorie intake, nutritional quality, stress levels, and sleep cycles. The device is marketed as a lifestyle assistant that can recommend breathing exercises. There are concerns that such data will eventually be mandated by insurance companies to monitor policyholders.

Transportation Sexual Assault (TSA)
Episode 250 1:56:19 - 1:59:59

250: Transportation Sexual Assault (TSA)

Lil Wayne Parole, Alcohol Ban, MADD Influence

Rapper Lil Wayne was released from jail on parole with a strict condition forbidding the consumption of any substance containing alcohol for 36 months. The hosts note that this is a standard "check item" on Arizona parole forms, which they attribute to the influence of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD). They argue that such restrictions have become a revenue-generating industry involving mandatory classes and monitoring technology.

Germany Boy
Episode 241 44:15 - 46:19

241: Germany Boy

William Aldhouse, GPS Bracelet Removal in Oregon

Authorities in Salem, Oregon, are searching for William Aldhouse, a convicted sex offender who disappeared after cutting off his GPS monitoring bracelet. The incident highlights the physical vulnerability of electronic monitoring systems, as the suspect was able to bypass the device while on parole.

Change Comes From GNU
Episode 239 22:43 - 24:29

239: Change Comes From GNU

Lindsay Lohan, Scram Bracelet and Presidential Slut Squad

Adam Curry discusses reports that Lindsay Lohan attempted to sell paparazzi photos of herself wearing her SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet. He frames this as a fulfillment of his "Gitmo jewelry" prediction, suggesting Lohan is part of a "presidential slut squad" used to normalize surveillance technology. The hosts also mention the existence of a No Agenda predictions tracking website.

Hawaii-Five-Blows
Episode 238 34:27 - 42:13

238: Hawaii-Five-Blows

Lindsay Lohan Heroin Allegations and Celebrity Surveillance

Photos surfaced on X17online.com allegedly showing Lindsay Lohan using heroin and socializing with Paris Hilton. The hosts discuss the rapid legal escalation Lohan has faced, including the use of SCRAM ankle bracelets that monitor perspiration for alcohol consumption. There is speculation regarding the funding of paparazzi sites and whether celebrity downfalls are used to normalize government monitoring of individuals.

Disaster Capitalist
Episode 235 19:38 - 22:51

235: Disaster Capitalist

Electronic Monitoring Bracelets, Lindsay Lohan and Chelsea Handler

The hosts discuss the normalization of electronic monitoring bracelets, which they dub "Gitmo Nation jewelry." They reference a comedic skit from the MTV Video Music Awards featuring Lindsay Lohan and Chelsea Handler that jokes about Lohan's SCRAM bracelet, arguing this is a PR effort to make house arrest seem preferable to incarceration.

Eggs & Poop
Episode 229 32:01 - 34:20

229: Eggs & Poop

Lindsay Lohan, Alcoholism Vaccine, Neo-Prohibitionism

The discussion focuses on Lindsay Lohan's release from jail and the potential for her to become a spokesperson for a "drinking vaccine." The hosts frame this within a broader trend of "neo-prohibitionism," citing new ID laws in Nova Scotia and economic reports on alcohol harm in Australia.

Eat, Pray, Love. In The Morning
Episode 227 1:01:41 - 1:05:22

227: Eat, Pray, Love. In The Morning

Scram Alcohol Monitoring and the Privatization of Incarceration

The "Scram" ankle bracelet, famously worn by Lindsay Lohan, is highlighted as a tool for the privatization of incarceration through home monitoring. The hosts examine the website jailovercrowding.com, which promotes alcohol monitoring as a solution for bankrupt states like California. They argue that this technology effectively turns private homes into "personal jails" and creates a profit motive for continuous surveillance.

Chillies in the Antilles
Episode 223 1:14:38 - 1:18:21

223: Chillies in the Antilles

Neo-Prohibitionism, Milk in Bags Environmental Trial

Canada and the Netherlands are implementing mandatory breathalyzer interlocks and SCRAM bracelets for individuals convicted of DUI offenses. In a separate environmental initiative, Dairy Crest is trialing milk sold in bags to reduce packaging waste by 75%. The hosts express skepticism regarding the practicality and consumer acceptance of bagged milk.

Doomsday is Tomorrow
Episode 216 1:10:04 - 1:13:30

216: Doomsday is Tomorrow

Lindsay Lohan, Kombucha, Salted Espresso

The hosts discuss Lindsay Lohan's "SCRAM" alcohol-monitoring bracelet, which she claimed was triggered by drinking kombucha tea from Whole Foods. This leads to a tangent about the legality of various substances and a personal recommendation to add a dash of sea salt to espresso for a unique flavor profile.

Fat China
Episode 208 1:51:21 - 1:56:34

208: Fat China

Executive Order, National Prevention Council and Lifestyle Modification

President Obama issued an executive order establishing the National Prevention, Health Promotion, and Public Health Council. The council is tasked with "lifestyle behavior modification" targeting smoking, nutrition, and "sedentary behavior." The hosts link this to the "nanny state" and the mainstreaming of monitoring technology like Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

What do you call Soy milk?
Episode 207 30:31 - 39:40

207: What do you call Soy milk?

SCRAM Alcohol Monitoring and Lindsay Lohan Legal Issues

The SCRAM alcohol monitoring anklet worn by Lindsay Lohan reportedly triggered an alert during the MTV Movie Awards, leading to a $200,000 bail requirement. Industry insiders describe the lucrative business of ignition interlock devices and monitoring services, which generate significant revenue for companies like Draeger through installation and reporting fees. Critics argue these systems are prone to false positives and serve as a form of "neo-prohibitionist" surveillance.