Episode 295 · Thursday, 14 April 2011

Poledancing for College

Celebrity diplomats front for African resource interests while the White House telegraphs a wider Middle Eastern conflict through a series of high-profile verbal blunders.

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The No Agenda Show · No. 295

About this episode

Ashley Judd joins the ranks of Charlize Theron and Leonardo DiCaprio as a celebrity humanitarian representative for the Congo, signaling a coordinated effort to manage African resource corridors through Hollywood spokespeople. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney fueled geopolitical speculation after a Freudian slip regarding Syria, which analysts suggest points to the Path to Persia strategy for regional destabilization. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down these developments alongside the knighting of Sir Mark True during this independent broadcast.

Representative Ron Paul challenged Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and Ben Bernanke over the debt ceiling, arguing that military spending remains the primary driver of national debt. In New Zealand, Parliament passed restrictive file-sharing legislation despite members admitting they do not understand the technology, while the U.S. State Department reportedly trains Middle Eastern activists in the use of fake online personas and panic-button software. Further domestic concerns include the rebranding of high fructose corn syrup as corn sugar and the implementation of pre-crime profiling software by the IRS to predict taxpayer behavior.

Technical oddities define the session as the hosts analyze CNN anchor John King’s rapid-fire speech patterns and the potential for HAARP systems to influence environmental events. The program concludes with Donald Trump’s aggressive stance on Libyan oil and his ongoing investigation into the presidential birth certificate in Hawaii. Adam Curry also announces the upcoming Gitmo Nation Tour, seeking a producer-provided RV for a cross-country mobile broadcasting mission.


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CHAPTER 01 / 32 Discussion

No Agenda Episode 295 Introduction and Morning Routine

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 295 of the No Agenda Show on Thursday, April 14, 2011. The hosts discuss their early morning broadcasting schedule from Southern California and Silicon Valley. They contrast their independent production with the "slavery" of mainstream morning programs like the Today Show.

adam curry· john c. dvorak· gitmo nation· no agenda stream· today show

00:00 I am going to homeschool her with a stripper pole and just move straight to college. Adam Curry, John C. DeVorak. It's Thursday April 14th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 295! This is no agenda Enjoying my spring spears! High atop the hilltop watchtower, Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California. In the morning I'm Adam Curry and with no further ado and from Northern Silicon Valley I am John C. Dvorak It's crackpot and buzzkill! Hey in the mornin' to you John it still pots ya down when its playing the thing oh really? well yeah they'll tell you what then you pot it up on your end

00:45 I'd be up and down and up and down. I just, I'll just strain to hear you It's okay it only lasts for a few seconds. Well i can turn this up a little bit who knows? Don't mess with it yeah don't fix what's...don't broke what's fixed In the morning to all ships at sea all boots in the ground And of course all our human resources Who are charged up ready to go on our chat room at noagendastream.com They've got their fingers on the keyboards and foots on the ground And some of them since it's early in the morning feet in the air. Some of them Oh Man, so you know what? I just realized you know what's kind of annoying about this show

01:30 Okay, there's a sales pitch for you. Wow! Yeah well annoying for us. Annoying for us Oh that you have to get up at 5 in the morning? No I like that. I actually wake up and I'm refreshed and ready to go most of the time Really? Oh yeah. It's 530 by the way, it's not five o'clock. It's uh...530 is when I'm on show days If you were doing the Today Show in New York City you'd be getting up at four Yeah and i'd be a slave Now I get up and feel like a free man I'M A FREE MAN! But no, the problem is we talk about stuff

CHAPTER 02 / 32 Discussion

Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, and Congo Humanitarian Roles

Ashley Judd is identified as the new celebrity representative for the Congo, following a pattern of Hollywood stars taking on specific African regions like George Clooney in Sudan. Judd appeared on Chris Matthews' program discussing her work with the Clinton Global Initiative and the Rethinking Refugee Committee. The hosts speculate on the "pipeline" of celebrity spokespeople, including Charlize Theron and Leonardo DiCaprio, being used to facilitate elite interests in African resource corridors.

ashley judd· charlize theron· congo· george clooney· clinton global initiative

02:07 And then two to four weeks later it actually happens. Yeah, and then it's boring you know? Then it's like... Well I got one that we talked about four weeks ago or whenever and it came to pass and it's not boring AND it's kind of a surprise! Oh what's that my friend? Want to get right to that? Let's rock it! Well we talked about making the prediction who was going to be the representative, the spokeshole for for the Congo which is the next step. I know, i know! I saw this too and we were both wrong. We never thought to ask. Who did we predict? I think you had the one. Okay well first of all let's just explain for those of you who are new to The No Agenda Show George Clooney has the Sudan. Matt Damon has... what does he have again

03:04 I don't know. I thought Clooney had... No, Clooney has Sudan. Clooney's in Sudan. Or was it Somalia? No, he's not in Somalia. He is Sudan. Okay, Sudan and then Matt Damon I don't know what does he have? But we were thinking okay who was it gonna be further down south because the pipeline has got to go all the way through these countries We know what countries they are Congo was up on the list yeah And then we figured there was a... I thought it was going to Leonardo DiCaprio. He was gonna be somewhere like South Africa. Right! Yeah, I agree that the third we never thought of any women When we did, we considered one of the women from Ocean's 11. I can't remember who was it? No in passing... Yeah Angelina Jolie were like nah she's got her own thing she's got her own program She's in charge of the baby store in Malawi no that's Madonna I'm sorry where does Angelina buy her kids

03:53 I don't know. All over the place, these women they're internationalists! They're jet-setters they buy their kids where they can She doesn't discriminate where she buys her kids She shops around by the way Comparative shopping, she's like hmm let me see well The quality of these kids here is good but i think i should go up north a little bit because you get a better deal and you get a five year warranty Right. That's so horrible! Alright, so why don't you set it up since I can't believe that well here is the clip that as soon and you'll hear her and we might as well tell who is she? It seems to be Ashley Judd

04:32 And here's a clip from, she starting to make her moves around here. I've got two clips and here is the one that clinched the deal and it's on Chris Matthews show. And so the things that PSI is doing such as the One Campaign which raises tremendous awareness about how simple these That's Bono's thing, the one campaign. So that that's a true giveaway. Drugs RTDs? What about Bill Clinton coming up because I don't mind singing his song my son worked for him and there's giveaway number two. And I think he did it in Rwanda where Michael worked he's done great work and nobody else ever did it before HIAID the American agencies didn't do anything he went in there and all of a sudden these people are alive yeah I'm a big fan of the Clinton global initiative

05:15 is making a remarkable impact worldwide and I'm very grateful that the president appointed me to the Rethinking Refugee Committee. Oh my god, it's number three! Appointed by the President? On which I am very proud... President Clinton which I serve. Yeah he's still a president we want to move the needle on the refugee issue because 80% of all refugees worldwide are girls or women and children. Script, script! yeah yeah oh what was it again? And so we're gonna work specifically in Congo where I've been to Congo multiple times I'm going back in July Wow let me just mention Angelina Jolie has Tunisia

05:53 That's where she's covering Tunisia. And it's all under this refugee BS. Yeah, now here is the thing that I'm watching this going okay well we missed that one normally... By the way she is the hot Judd! Yeah, she is the prettiest one and although the old lady is not bad looking for her. Okay John, I'll step away from that one Anyway, so I've seen her and they got this reality show now. Oh she's oh really She doesn't look as good as she used to well. She was if she's very ill. She's a very ill woman Yeah, she got all I want to see no no no to me yeah No that she got fell very I think maybe Parkinson's or something okay? Well, thank you But really like you know the correct six or seven years ago And when you look at an MES she used to be You know she used to be kind of milfy

06:44 But now she's just like not so good. Oh, but they've had a bit of a falling out the I think the whole family's had a bit of a falling out this their competitive women yes good so So meanwhile Ashley here is Decide she's gotten to Congo night, so I'm watching this going well You know she doesn't have a handler you know every time you see Gotta have a handler what does that? Well? I think not and I tell you why I think sorry I don't think she has a handler the way Clooney does. She is running, she's smarter than Clooney that's obvious. I think also if you listen to clip number two you'll see the reason why and i'm sure Clinton said look you have either or Clinton whoever who was really behind all this said look you have to have a handler because your busy person your an actress and do this and that

07:36 It's just how it works, it's how the agency runs things. Listen to clip 2 and you'll see what change was made! And also naturally we need to improve the conditions in camps but we need to eradicate the underlying causes and conditions that create forcibly displaced populations Why'd you give up acting? To do this Because this is more fun I love this with all my heart Cause you were a big star You may be again. Let me ask you about Malaria, because I had it! She's given up acting eh? Yeah so now she is going to be doing... this is her acting full time. Yeah but exactly. She doesn't say anything. You've given up acting and she's like oh what are talking about there the best gig ever No she did not nod her head. She has given up acting. She likes this more fun. She talks about later in the interview that she has given up acting. She probably doesn't expect to go back into it This is her new job. This is great. Best gig ever

08:29 And she thinks it's fun, by the way. I have to ask you know this is fine... Is it really fun to be dealing with refugee situations and misery? How is that fun?! Oh these people are miserable! They're all dying and I'm not!? I can tell you how it's fun. I think I have it because... The Congo of course is huge, right? It's one of the largest regions in Africa. She's going to be joined by Charlize Theron She's also... You just dug this up? Or you, this is part of your bit. This is no it's not a bit It's true I've got her right here. No I mean your bid! I mean this is part of your side of the set that you spotted this one Yeah yeah I've got it all right here hoping so they're gonna be partying in the Congo Show title it's too early for that partying in the Congo Duck call duck call

09:30 We're partying in the Congo. Two hot chicks in the Congo, yeah! Now that'll put a smile on the elite's face. Yeah I mean think about it if you really need to do something nasty in the Congo and you really want the you know you really want to get some guys on board some of these banksters and some of these oil douchebags he gets a couple of these hot chicks down there that's the way to go So yeah Charlize Theron is uh... isn't that will be joining her although not uh... expressly as so noted the united nations secretary general bonnie moore said investing in women is not only the right thing to do it's a smart thing to do little did we know that he was talking about these hot chicks and not have a refugee women pat blocking once they are investing women who very good

10:28 So what's our next country further down? Do you have a map in front of you because we have to, now we still can predict there is going to be I think there are two more countries involved that they will need to find spokes for. We have a couple and by the way it is heating up there in Cluny region 800 civilians killed in southern Sudan so far this year Darfur refugees take 12 Sudan aid workers hostage It's happening right? They're heating it up This is why George is a little quiet Let me see we've got well chad Chod or Chad do we have a chat like a celebrity Chad who could just fit in there nicely since he's already named Chad

11:08 No, there's the Chad is a passe. Okay? So we have We don't really shit We don't need to Niger because it's little off to the left Chad we need Jed We have the Congo obviously that's covered boy The Congo speak Zambia Zimbabwe and Botswana I still think South Africa is gonna be easy Now I don't think South Africa is ever gonna get picked up Well, but that's the pipeline has to go. Exactly I mean that's Leonardo is little air and ours is like hey bitches get off covered go away he's already yeah in fact that's probably true he's already got South Africa's got it so we've got the Central African Republic which is right above the Congo

11:48 Is that the pipeline going to go through there? Do you know? I don't think so. You can either go through the Central African Republic or Uganda, but I think that Uganda and the CAR are such a hassle they're just going straight down for the Congo and it's done! It's like a three-degree detour and you don't want to go through Uganda. Yeah, you still need Zambia and Zimbabwe We need those two. So Zambia and Zimbabwe are the two that will have... Zimbabwe of course, they've been working on that for a long long time but they can't get that guy out. Oh okay Right? Oh right yeah Mugabe Yeah Mugabe's gotta go Hey Mugabs! Sorry man Meanwhile the path to Persia continues John and speaking of spokesholes Jay Carney who is the new spokeshole for The White House

CHAPTER 03 / 32 Discussion

Jay Carney, Syria Freudian Slip, and Path to Persia

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney mistakenly referred to Syria during a press briefing regarding the conflict in Libya. This slip is analyzed as evidence of the "Path to Persia" plan, a geopolitical strategy to systematically destabilize Middle Eastern nations leading toward Iran. The hosts reference General Wesley Clark's previous disclosures about planned regime changes in seven countries.

jay carney· syria· libya· path to persia· wesley clark

12:45 Had a true beautiful Freudian slip on his one. Oh, yeah Yeah, did you hear this one because I have it? No. Yeah So of course, you know everyone wants to know so Just to reiterate the path to Persia is this plan that has been around as documented Of how the West I would say the US and the UK certainly the banking cartels are You know eventually want to wind up taking over Iran And, you know baby steps. Right? Little baby steps we got to do small things first before we get to that they try to you know they tried to spark this with the Green Revolution it failed and so I was back to the drawing board but the plan still exists path of Persia So we've got Egypt Tunisia Libya and what could be next well

13:32 Spokesman Carney, let it slip and please listen to the reporter's response who of course don't report on this at all and actually are complicit in the entire plot. He was no longer the legitimate president of the country that the elections that displaced him were... He is talking about Libya obviously Oops, there we go. Libya? Yeah he's talking about Libya He was no longer the legitimate president of the country that the elections that displaced him were free and fair and uh...we have supported the efforts of those who would bring him you know convince him to remove himself from power and We have been very involved in

14:22 the effort at the international community level to help make that happen. So we welcome that development and on Syria I would say, I'm sorry Libya... That was on the list that we played a clip for people who haven't heard this show much We played the Wesley Clark clip which outlines exactly what happened when it was all planned But what elections is he talking about regarding Gaddafi? No, I'm sorry. I think he was talking about Egypt and then and then and then he went to Libya but instead of saying Libya he slips and says Syria Okay And which of course because this guy's new right so he's not well trained they were probably just talking about Syria before the press conference Oh yeah, probably inundating him with too much information Exactly! He's like how's Syria...but listen now i'm glad you stopped me there Listen to the press

15:15 when they call this and I know you mean Libya yeah no no it's like little school children like like missing teacher wrong it's Libyan that Siri not even questioning and then they all know was sorry but Libya can tell that this is a the unrest in the region is broad, right? But in Libya... Teacher made a mistake! Well you know Wesley Clark did specifically mention Syria. What was there's one more and oh yeah I guess Iran was in there too but it's all falling into place Yeah no it was Syria Yemen we have Yemen

16:02 That's a done deal. What are we missing here? I think Iran was the last one on the list It is the path to Persia, yeah We've got Iraq The other side of it...we have Afghanistan Pakistan So were just slowly surrounding Iran and that is the big one But it was just funny, I couldn't believe and in the same speech the only thing anyone picked up in the news because now I'm starting to pay attention to that is like okay so what are they going to report from this 45-minute press conference? The only thing they report on again this why get so bored. Is that spokesman Carney reiterates with little Timmy Geithner said about

16:43 About oh not raising the debt limit would be a catastrophe and I was like, oh the White House says it'll be catastrophe Yeah. Well we played little Timmy from his C-SPAN Testimony three weeks ago now where he said May 16th and we both you know We talked about this is what it's really about just like duh duh And now there's a good amount We speak in riddles. I suppose somebody just new to the show would come and go, what the hell are these guys talking about? But here's what happens you think that but then three weeks after you've listened to your one episode you go oh wait a minute... Yeah i think a lot of this stuff sinks in after awhile Well no but that's when it hits the news we are so ahead and all of this is so predictable

CHAPTER 04 / 32 Discussion

Ron Paul, Debt Ceiling, and Tea Party Influence

Representative Ron Paul criticizes the use of fear tactics by Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke regarding the debt ceiling. Paul argues that the true "elephant in the room" is war spending and the military-industrial complex rather than social programs. The discussion touches on the limited clout of Tea Party Republicans in the House and Senate despite their vocal opposition to government expansion.

ron paul· debt ceiling· tim geithner· tea party· military industrial complex

17:39 It's like, okay. All right here is what going to happen You want just hear Ron Paul on this whole budget thing because of course you know the elephant in the room and this is boring to me too bitching and moaning about nickel and diming, humans can't understand big numbers. A trillion? It's impossible! You can't fathom a thousand... You can barely fathom a billion in fact I don't think you can do that either. No it is 1000 million, it's very very hard so when people hear billion here, billion there, by the way in the budget one bill in this thing they passed temporary one week thing, a billion for trains

18:17 That went in. We needed that? A billion for trains, were they spending that on a week? Well you know the joke of the whole thing is is that according to the Congressional Budget Office one report they came out and said when they did the math on this 38 billion or whatever it was it came down 500 million! They said its all bull crap But the elephant in the room is the war, you idiots. You know that's where all of the money is going and it's not pounding... well they are literally pounding it into sand but its going to the military industrial complex. They're pounding our money into the sand literally. Oh too bad there are some people between the bomb and the sand but they're literally doing that

19:01 And thank goodness for Ron Paul, although it's meaningless in the greatest of ways. It is totally meaningless! He is the only guy besides him and Kucinich... Yeah well he actually says that in this clip which is kind of fun because basically says it's futile but listen to what he's talking about This a good clip and I love what he says And most of the time and uh, well anyway. From Tim Geithner if you hear from Bernanke they say look this would be cataclysmic This would be an apocalypse Something about Anderson Cooper saying cataclysmic sounds dirty You know what I mean? It's like ehh Not to raise the debt ceiling that basically we wouldn't be able to pay our obligations Our bond rating would be shot inflation would shoot up

19:43 Yeah, well no when they print money that's inflation. That's literally inflation They always use fear tactics It's very similar to saying that Saddam Hussein had a nuclear weapon he was going to bomb us and therefore we had to go to war very similar to building up the fear of after the financial crisis. We'll have a Great Depression if we don't do it." And yet, the depression would've come to the people who were ripping us off so they gave the depression to the people who lost their homes! I love that...they gave the depression. Hey slaves take this! What's that? Treasure Depression That has a pretty bow on it It's your depression slaves shut up

20:22 So yes, they always use a fear mongering in the establishment whether it's the Federal Reserve or Treasury. They're going to come and say raise it up legalize what we do. Raise it up! Raise it up! Keep this system going for a long time never look at the real problems of cutting back the size and scope of government There was a lot of talk about what would happen to Tea Party Republicans when they were coming to the House, when they were coming to the Senate for the first time. Whether they would somehow change whether Washington would change them or they would change Washington as you see it and these debates happening, as you see the compromise that happened last week and no doubt will happen this week do you think the Tea Party has changed? Those folks have changed your son included

21:02 I don't think he's changed. He is very determined and several of them are, you have to realize though even everybody that was newly elected didn't get elected by the Tea Party so you have to take the new members and maybe cut them in half and most of them really want too and they've stuck to their guns but But they don't have any real clout. I mean, uh... They're not the majority in the House and you still have the Senate and then you still have the President so there's no way they're going to have their way but the numbers just aren't there I love it the way you know actually he says one last beautiful thing. I'm just hoping that more Americans will wake up and send a stronger message here to Washington to clean up our act That's about it, thats all we can do Yeah good luck Well were part of it, were waking people up and they're going like where is the coffee? Like well thats really...I'm awake now Lets wake up a few people by thanking some of our executive producers Whats this pretty gift its a depression slave hmm nice

CHAPTER 05 / 32 Discussion

Executive Producer Knighting and Value-for-Value Donations

Mark True is knighted as Sir Mark True following a $1,000 donation to the program. Other significant contributors include Cloud Sigma AG, Josiah Thomas, and Hansjörg Schulz. The hosts reiterate the value-for-value model, emphasizing that the show operates without traditional advertising or corporate underwriting.

mark true· cloud sigma· knighthood· value-for-value· no agenda

22:05 So we have a new Knight, one executive, one stand-alone executive producer Knight and then we have 1 2 3 4 5 members of the 300 Club and executive producers. Wow! And then associate executive producer and will start with Mark True who's in North Andover Massachusetts and actually may have one hold on a second this time I'm not going to screw this up. So we're gonna knight him today, he'll be Sir Mark True. Sir True! That's kind of cool. Sir True? Sir True so i have one uh... I had the checks that came in and im gonna go through them today and we did get a two hundred dollar and I don't know if they were accredited this when it was when it came out at show 290 I think we did you remember CK creative LLC yes I do okay

22:54 Alright, then he's been credited. So we have one other executive producer I don't think we credited which is Kevin McNulty? I'm not sure By the way every single person who donates...I pretty much remember all the names These are people who will go with me to my grave They're gonna be at your grave? Is that what you mean? Yeah, they'll be smoking me. No! Smoking ya! That by the way... You and Michael... Who was it that Mick Jagger's partner that smoked his dad or something? It was disgusting Keith Richards smoked his dad When I heard that and I think i've actually said this longer than that story I told my daughter and I've told Miss Mickey if I die before you

23:34 You gotta burn me and smoke me. Put some asterisks... Hey, count ME out! Okay? Well we're gonna add little weeds in there to make it you know to make the experience nice yeah smoke me Okay. You know, you've just... I think we just lost half the audience. Okay so now- My ring size is 13.5 this is Mark True North Andover Massachusetts gave us a nice uh he's now the executive producer $1000 night love the show please karma and de-douche double shot so I may start my knighthood fresh Oh alright well we can do that. You've been de-douched! You've got karma

24:14 Nice. And we will be knighting you later on, sir! Out of Zurich Switzerland Cloud Sigma AG just let you know that were in a position to start making donations and just organized the donation at 333-333 to the show via PayPal really pleased to support the show with respect to the donation only mention it came from the Cloud Sigma team without any names and I'm gonna name is to give it's a cloud sigma dot com i don't know what they do if you are ok mentioning our company URL that's great which he just did not totally appreciate we don't do any advertising so not an issue may long made the show continue and we don't wish to be underwriters there you go they do work cloud servers no risk no obligation cloud sigma .com Josiah Thomas West Des Moines Iowa

25:05 or as they might say someplace else, Des Moines. In the morning tax refund coming your way thank you very much please plug pronounced Rico engine RECOengine dot com tech buying made simple 333 33 Hansjörg Schultz in Bad Doberin and bad means bath, though it was a resort town at one time in his career. Thanks for everything I'm enjoying this show... And by the way most of the towns that say Bad are pretty cool! Thanks for everything I'm enjoying this show... They're not bad is what you're saying? They're not yeah exactly thats good

25:42 I'm enjoying the show and stream immensely. And here's some value for a Value 300 Club member, anonymous from Edmonton Alberta, 300 club member Simon Alicia Elster Elsternwick Victoria Australia love the show please send some karma for my family so that we can continue to see through the deception that is out there also be great to go beyond the media assassination understand why the elites do this at a fundamental level thanks you've got karma Why do the elites do this at a fundamental level? Because they can. Because they're all connected, they're all related and this has been passed on for centuries. Or as Ashley Judd says when she sees the huddling miserable masses... IT'S FUN!

26:28 Oh, look at them! They're dying. Hey his arm fell off that's fun Squirrel Robert Hulsey in Vallejo California hey Adam I was disconcerned about you picking up the smokes and yeah and i wanted to share with you uh... the secret alternative mantra used to quit when you're having a craving say out loud be a bit better than Obama today I also wanted to call out Nick McNeil as a douchebag. That is very funny. Douchebag! I shall be a bit better than Obama today, and it's nice alliteration to it He wants to get some karma for his finals he's student in my forthcoming job hunt I'll soon be graduating with the totally useless degree in English from Cal Well here's some karma for that degree my friend You've got Karma I love it you know students you know It's not like students are rolling in the dough you know

27:25 No, we appreciate the student support that's for sure and he went to Cal so I can assure him that he'll do fine. Kevin McNulty $200 from Delaware Ohio so you'll be an associate executive producer So we want to thank everyone who contributed today executive in associate executive producer levels for the show it keeps us going and that we appreciate that uh... to an extreme thank you very much to borac dot org slash n a just a couple of p r mentions today uh... uh... came in late from tom who had a really good idea no agenda photo dot com is what he's registered now this is not forwarding to the nor did issue dot com website ideas photographer and photo editor by trade and thought he could create addition to be already large array of no agenda sites of this will go into the uh... sites that rock

CHAPTER 06 / 32 Discussion

No Agenda Community Projects and Domain Redirects

The No Agenda producer community has launched several satellite projects, including a photography site at noagendaphoto.com for documenting "Gitmo Nation" memes. Various listeners have registered domains like shutupslaves.com and ddouche.me to redirect traffic to the main show website.

noagendaphoto.com· shutupslaves.com· ddouche.me· community projects

28:13 Walking the streets of Gitmo Nation glass buildings, I'm constantly confronted by memes and sometimes even people mentioned on the show. I am creating a collection of Gitmo Nation photographs myself but thought this would be something other producers could easily be apart of if there's enough support that means submissions i'd love to publish your book! I've published a couple myself through blurb so take a look at noagendaphoto dot com both John and I think that is great idea Yeah, so if you're walking around and you got your cell phone and you see something wacky that is classic no agenda material take a picture send it in it'll go into on the website. Matt who runs shut up slave comm which is forwarding to know agenda show calm says I took Tyler's challenge suggested from episode 2 9 or 3 And indeed, I set up shut ups laves comm slash donate to redirect to Dvorak org slash na beautiful some other forwards to the show weird Google searches com and

29:08 Which I'm sure someone does, someone hits that somewhere along the line. Yeah. Sparknation.com now forwarding to noagendashow.com And here's Julio, he says I converted my friend Victor Santana into a No Agenda Human Resource. He bought the domain ddouche.me and is redirecting it to noagendashow.com This is a nice one we have two hypnopolitics.com and napredictions.com both being forwarded as noagendashow.com Government Terror.com, GoogleBlocked.com and Fleeceback.com all being forwarded. EnergyConnection.me And we have to mention I believe in the donation segments...I'll just put it here he wanted a PR credit The Green Dice I guess sold out and we have a donation coming up later on in the show from NoAgendaDice.com We appreciate that

CHAPTER 07 / 32 Discussion

No Agenda Gitmo Nation Tour and RV Request

Adam Curry announces plans for a "No Agenda Gitmo Nation Tour" scheduled for July 2011. He requests the loan of an RV from a producer to facilitate a five-to-six-week trip across the United States to visit listeners. The tour is intended to be a documented production with daily reports and mobile broadcasts.

gitmo nation tour· rv· camping· app show· travel

30:05 And, oh yes. I wanted to mention we have our own PR initiative underway it is the No Agenda Gitmo Nation Tour Miss Mickey and I would like to depart somewhere the second week of July for a minimum of four probably five to six weeks and we'd like to tour around all of Gitmo nation United States and We'd like to visit all of our human resources and producers of the show. We need the RV I mean Someone needs to loan you in our view a month and a half Yeah, like yeah a month and a half And we'll pay for insurance will pay for gas obviously which will be expensive enough But I looked at renting one of them. I can't afford it as just it's like that's out of control You get like 30 cents a mile please

30:52 But so we need an RV it has to be It doesn't have necessarily have to be one of the poops the living room out of its belly You know out of the sides, which is cool as long as we can put up a green screen somewhere As long as we can cook and in a shower because I don't want to be dependent upon anything else but there's got to be someone who has We can work out some kind of deal. There's gotta bet. I know it doesn't have to be new We just need the wheels And so I want to make I wanted to put the shout-out early in this show cuz knighthood Beckins Ooh, yeah. A knighthood beckons that's a good one John and this will be good for the show it's not like you know oh we want to go on vacation

31:30 You know, this is and by the way. This is like it's camping okay It gets old fast I'm sure there will be trials and tribulations along the way but we will document it We'll be doing the show from the road will be taking pictures posting them. We'll be tracking it on the map We're gonna be visiting Human resources and producers. It's gonna be a great idea were very serious with now cleared the decks We've made that thing you know I'm gonna be doing The Big App Show in the bus You know, so it's like we're literally closing up the shop. And the only alternative is and I don't want to go this way but the only alternative is to give up... Hitchhike! To give up The Watchtower close it down and rent a place for when we come back and put everything in storage but that's a nightmare No no you wanna somebody out there must have one of these they'd be glad to see ya

32:25 you could take them out to dinner, give them a night hood and grab the thing. You got it insured, you drive it around, drop it off typically this sewage system will jam up. There's all these repair places all over the country by the way we took one of these once and so when something weird happens you get it fixed and doesn't cost that much is surprisingly cheap there are always places to stop as a whole club two or three clubs Good Sam or good neighbor of some I forgot the name of them, but there's a couple that you join these clubs They cost like 20 bucks your member and you can stay at all these different places You get to hook up the cable. You hook up the high-speed modem you get though? You know you it's just so you can move into some little community for a couple days And then you drive off thing is stopping in National Park

33:10 and you can put your little setup shop there, and that's usually cheaper but you don't have a high-speed internet connection. And I mean it just it's not that... It's an interesting experience in especially somebody from who spend most of their time in Europe would find quite fascinating especially when you get to places like Appalachia up the northern part of Arkansas or Arkansas itself. Hey John we're already going alright? You don't have to convince anybody But I think there's more to it. I think for the show, you know We can do daily reports and we can Do special episodes or talk with people? That we meet along the way Yeah, I think it will really pull get my nation west together but we want to go all the way around we wanted a full 360 so not just like back and forth now the full before deal anyway So drop us a mail about that now to wind it up

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Upcoming Donation Dates and End of the World

The hosts discuss upcoming significant dates for listener support, including April 20th (420) and May 21st, which has been publicized by some groups as "End of the World Day." They encourage producers to support the show before the purported apocalypse.

420· easter· end of the world· harold camping· donations

34:06 Whoa, what is that? Go away. Oh that I thought was a pledge break It is! There you go right on cue Danny Producer Danny sent a couple of donation ideas for things that you and I have not thought about there's a big one coming up on 4-420 420 John hello. Oh, yeah is this on for 20 April 20th? 420 is a great day we get it okay Easter for apparently Obama by the way is coming to San Francisco on 420 really Really he's coincidence I think

34:49 Then he says 424 for Easter or and this is really the one that you and I spoke about 521 for end of the world day What does it matter support the show with? 521 because on 522 we will all be dead So we highly appreciate the support for the show from, to be knighted Sir Mark True and our executive producers and 300 Club members Cloud Sigma AG Josiah Thomas Rico from RicoEngine.com Hans-Jörg Schulz Anonymous Simon Alicia Robert Halsey and Kevin Gnolte everyone else out there you are a producer so you have an obligation for our formula Our formula is this We go out...we hit people in the mouth

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New Zealand File Sharing Legislation and "Techno-Savvy" Politicians

New Zealand has passed controversial file-sharing legislation following the recent earthquake. A clip of a New Zealand Member of Parliament is analyzed, where she admits to not understanding file sharing until it was explained using physical boxes. The hosts criticize the law for conflating peer-to-peer technology with illegal activity and mock the "Blackout" Twitter protest as ineffective.

new zealand· file sharing· copyright· telstra· internet legislation

35:33 Shut up slaves.com of course forwarding to a no agenda show calm as does Sean Hannity calm for all you Hannity heads least for now For a while While the going's good Hey, so a gitmo nation Kiwi This is kind of interesting what's been going on down there, which by the way is not unique to New Zealand. But in the midst of everyone still kind of recovering if not monetarily and physically from that earthquake

36:24 They passed file sharing legislation, which I'd like to point out is about to pass in Gitmo Nation lowlands. It's now being ramped up again and in the United States of Gitmo nation so they're all it's all kind of at the same time they're all rolling it together Now here's the bad news They created a hashtag for this. Oh no! Blackout and everyone turned their Twitter icon black, hello? Hello? In protest Yeah and they were tweeting about how lame it is This is lame man If you want to get anything done You can't... Twitter Changing your Twitter icon to black And using Hashtag Black out of protest Go ahead search on twitter It's sad

37:14 It's just, you are sad sad sad but not quite as sad as the people pushing this legislation through. Now if you want to hear something clueless... Wait a second stop the presses so let me ask you a question not an Ask Adam just a question it now is new zealand like uh... either they're good directly connected to the hollywood does center of things i mean so that's a hotbed of content is enough visit a place that still freaked out about content and movies and then you know downloads because they are there may be going to lose their acts if they don't pass this legislation or they just do just for hollywood right well i think all of us in second one we have sex

38:04 So not only are they just stooges, it's a beta. Because it's easy because obviously you know Clinton Lucifer Clinton dropped by you know they had the whole thing It was like hey we flipped your earthquake machine on how'd you like that bitches? You didn't like it did you wait a minute PR I do my hair That's better. And, you know, we really need you to push this legislation through, it is really important because we need to have a precedent jurisprudence and they knew that the timing was perfect everyone is really shaken up literally and this is the general consensus from actually Kiwi Chris sent me this clip I'm going

38:44 Everyone's shaking up from the earthquake. So there are all kinds of other stuff going on, and the last thing on anyone's mind is file sharing. And by the way this is not about file-sharing copyrighted works in the clip you're about to hear expressly this douchebag woman expressly says that this is not about copyright, this is about file sharing. So you can't have file-sharing software I don't care if you're sharing your thesis You cannot have file sharing This is the legislation that has been pushed through and passed in Gitmo Nation Kiwi so this is very very different than well there's got to be legislation against sharing copyrighted works Do you understand the difference John?

39:30 Yeah, they're basically... here's what... let me explain it better. They're so stupid You're about to hear proof of that. Yeah, they're so stupid that they equate They don't understand the difference between exchanging copyrighted works and file sharing They think it's synonymous now listen to this clip by the way That's because they're stupid no no you have no idea how stupid they are well I do have an idea when they say there's a lot of sheep in New Zealand This woman is the ringleader. She's such an idiot and she's a techno expert! They explain to them what files... just listen to this, you'll puke. And that's the way it should be, to ensure that it stays current for a longer period of time in a very fast changing environment. She was on the committee Do they have her name?

40:25 Not offhand. I think it's... Someone in the chatroom will know, here we go. Now the select committee worked really hard on this bit of legislation i've got to say we had it for a long time in our select committee and in fact i felt very sorry for the officials when they first came in because you know i think i'm relatively savvy when it comes to- Savvy? Are you savvy John?! John are you savvy? You gotta be techno-savvy. I think I am techno-savvy, yeah. When it comes to file sharing which actually is mostly not my generation i've got to say because it wasn't around when I first started using computers It actually took them a while to explain what file sharing was for few of us on the committee

41:05 And actually it came down to we had- Woah, woah, woah! It took a while to explain? Well listen. She's gonna explain how they explained it to her. Boxes sitting along the front of um the select committee and they'd explain how... ...it takes a bit from this box and a bit from that box and a bit from this computer. Ahhhh! Just like the Stevens guy A bit from this box and a bit from that box in this computer, but listen it gets better. I told you, you're gonna be posting this video on your blog. It does that's right Steve so it took a little while for the committee to get its mind actually round what this bill was about and came to at end of the day what this committee came to it was came to a compromise because we had a huge debate over how do we discourage file sharing A HUGE DEBATE! And how do we ensure that

42:08 we're not over regulating or that we're not over penalizing people who file share but it's really important to remember that file sharing is actually an illegal activity. I think she said illegal activity! That's what she says, she said file sharing is an illegal activity Actually, it's an illegal activity. How is it illegal? She's savvy! I sent you the clips for the show today right? Hold on... Wait wait stop just answer yes Yes Isn't that file sharing? Yes You illegal bastard you Huh You outlaw You lone wolf

42:48 It continues. An illegal activity and so two things that we talked about one was ISP warning notices, so you've got a provider you've got Telstra or... Telstra? Extra. You know I get the biggest kick out of people that come in out of the blue like this and they have a couple of briefings and then next thing you know they're experts! She's savvy she's savvy be quiet don't you say savvy gives you your internet connection and they give you a warning if they think you've breached by using file sharing. You've breached! Hello, Mr. Dvorak you've breached and then you can get a second warning and then a third warning three strikes You're out bitches And with that also we talked about it's not just about breaching it but knowing that you've breached it We've most re got a whole generation out there in coming through That actually don't understand that file sharing or or don't care by don't that's not necessarily true They they actually don't realize that what they're doing is illegal so

43:49 So, let me understand. The whole generation out there are very savvy about file sharing and they're so savvy they turned their Twitter icon to black! You stupid idiots! Jeez That's not how you protest. And actually it is not right because what we've got out there is peer to peer file sharing programs so that you can go out there and put a software program on your computer and file share So what's wrong with that? I know, you know, I have three children who are online all the time She's spawning this isn't good she has 3 of them! And I don't even know if I would find out about whether they were file sharing or not

44:32 I'd like to think they aren't and i'd like to think that we educate our children about it but until I had this bit of legislation before me in a select committee, I actually didn't know about it. And its quite different to copyright where someone sends you a file thats different again. Oh so she thinks someones sending you a file is copyright? I mean what is she talking about and why is she talking for so long? Because it's funny, she's like I've got to give those no agenda chaps a good little laugh. Because if someone sends you a file you may be breaching a copyright. Oh John! You've been breached the copyright by sending me the file as opposed to what this legislation is about which

45:17 which is actually about file sharing programs, peer-to-peer file sharing programs. So I think it's important because there are many kids out there especially in AHARI and my lecture which has got a very high usage of computers especially in the youth you know I think that we go out and educate our youth and parents about what file sharing is and how we shouldn't be doing it and it is different to copyright so bearing all that in mind Sorry, man. All right wait a minute hold on so she says that copyrights bad enough but file sharing's worse Yeah It's the it's the evil file sharings and all those kids you know all the tweets are into it But you know they're too occupied with figuring out how to make their Twitter icon black

46:03 Yeah, well that's sad people. It's sad you need to throw these people out You need to throw shoes at them whatever they don't even know what they're talking about They're making if here's the thing so now They're making up a law that you actually know something about and you can see how wrong They are just like journalism So when they're making up a law of which you might not be so educated about the topic? You pretty much guaranteed. They don't know anything about that either revolt I say. That's pretty disgusting yeah, but this way and you have to see her too you know she just one of those finger wagging elitist file sharing programs look i wasn't so savvy but it gets a little bit from here bit from there bit from there and get out in a little bit and then you got program So I guess somebody tried to explain BitTorrent to her? Yeah, BIT that why she saying BIT, BIT from there

47:01 Yeah, so now that is illegal. Now somebody did some smart cookie should take that to court get it through is ridiculous I mean 90% of the work you do on a computer's file sharing in some way shape or form if you think about it Every the whole internet has one big copy machine hello But but but please when you send a file to someone that's copyright according there Oh, it makes me sick in my stomach just to hear and I feel bad for our human resources there and get my nation Kiwi But you can't be like protesting with blackout They probably think the black what the kids are doing black out. Well then one has turned off the electricity They don't know what you're talking about Pretty bad yeah Yeah To say the least so um...I have a Rick Santorum clip Who's that again?

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Rick Santorum, Abortion Claims, and Homeschooling Conferences

Rick Santorum is criticized for his claim that the "abortion culture" is responsible for Social Security's financial instability by reducing the workforce. The hosts also express suspicion regarding Santorum's wins at "super conferences" for homeschooling, suggesting the movement may be facing co-opting by political shills.

rick santorum· social security· homeschooling· straw polls· replacement rate

48:02 He's actually a, he was a Jersey governor or something. Oh right right right right. Everybody is a total douchebag. It looks like he's 12 years old and wants to run for president. He couldn't win if he had...he won't even come close of getting, if you even got 10% in the primaries from any place it would be a miracle because he just looks like he has closed set eyes and looks dumb and uh... but it's not about physical appearances. It is about physical appearance when it comes to running for the president united states you can be sure it's about physical appearance that dumb look like if you looked like a big dummy who was twelve years old, you ain't winning Abe Lincoln was a real hottie though

48:43 the ably it wasn't a good important that we have to do with the tv media if you're doing cvd was the days of t.v. blinking in both dollars guys would be out there as true yes and good-looking presidents back then so anyway uh... There's a million memes in here and I want to deconstruct if you have them when we get to the end but it's he's on the Greta Van Susteren show trying to defend in the idiotic things he said on some radio talk show. All right now, you've had some win behind your back and won a couple straw polls South Carolina Greenville County the homeschoolers conference in Washington DC Pacific home schooler superconference presidential straw poll California she got a little

49:21 win behind your back. Then you've got something that frankly I thought was a little weird, and that's uh... he said on the radio station in New Hampshire that the abortion culture is to blame for the social security program's financial problems do you want to do over on that one or do you stand by it? First off what happened was there was a caller they called into a radio station up in Livonia with excuse me New Hampshire and they called in and said made the point that because of the number of abortions in America that there are fewer people out there working and of course social security is based on you know having people working to support those who are in retirement. And one of the problems with social security is a demographic problem which is, people are living longer and collecting benefits on social security and our birth rate is lower I mean we now are not at replacement rates so that combination is causing a problem with social security. I simply made that point my... You know it's weird because if

50:14 if you think about it, if those... I mean this is really getting twisted but if those people were here we're going to have that same problem when they become adults because now we've got all these extra people to pay social security too. The big problem right now is that we have a baby boom generation retiring and we have this big bubble Right Okay well there's a bunch of things that came up in the site that were interesting starting with the fact that I believe the United States is at replacement level. We, I think we've been for some time one of the few countries that are... What does that mean? Replacement level? That means where we're producing as many people as are dying Yeah and we've got to have more dying i think is the general message Well there's that but according to him but this course all bullcrap because the people like myself will be going into social security at some point shortly

51:01 we paid into it that should be paying where we're getting the money from not from somebody who's you know was aborted but that's beside the point this is a crazy idea and the other thing is we had 9% official unemployment possibly 25 percent in real unemployment so what will we have all these abortions weren't done? We'd have what 30 percent unemployment I mean there's this makes zero sense It's like a million abortions a year, I think. I don't know is it that many? Yeah, I heard someone talking about Planned Parenthood pays or arranges $300,000 a year and the total is like 1.1 million abortions a year. Sounds high whatever the case

51:42 It's a suspicious argument. The guy is an idiot, but what I thought was interesting at the very beginning some of these straw polls that he won you know where there's obviously he was obviously a candidate in a field of two him and his wife so he wins the straw poll there were 2 interesting things mentioned right at the beginning which are home schooling conferences including the super conference now i'm big homeschooling not so much anymore but I keep up with this stuff and I was unaware of conferences and now i'm suspecting that when I hearing about the super conference for homeschooling in the west coast, I am suspecting that there's some sort of co-opting going on here with the home school movement. And I'm gonna start looking into it but I would tell people out there to keep an eye out or ear out for

52:25 for some, for weirdness within the homeschooling situation because it sounds to me like for one thing that this guy would be addressing these conferences. Homeschooling is like a you know something where there is no central organization. It's just what people can do legally in certain states. Interesting you bring this up Mississippi And this is from two weeks ago, Judge Joe Dale Walker of the Chancery Court of the 13th District issued an order requiring attendance officers in five counties to provide the court with names and addresses of homeschoolers in that district. Ten days to comply! So there's something... I mean it's a huge problem

53:08 It's like, clamped down. Yeah it's like you don't want to go...it's almost like that Citizens Against Vaccine thing that is located in Virginia? You want to be real careful with people who pop up as well we're the homeschooling conference and you got to be careful because you don't know what is going on there they may just be going there to see who was there and track ya' and do all kinds of weirdness whether its organized by the conference or not I think thats what your saying yeah I would be suspicious and uh... the fact that this guy who seems to be a shill of some sort i don't at what we are missing out a big fan of rick santorum and um...

53:45 he seems to be a shill of some sort and now he's been approved as the candidate du jour by the super conference homeschoolers on some operation I've never heard out here on the west coast is immediately red flags are all over this little talk of his. Just a heads up. And the guys a douchebag? He's a total douchebag I think i saw an email thread that you were talking with someone about this there was a report that came out from this guy Robert Lustig and although a lot of people said hey this is really great, you know people are saying that high fructose corn syrup is now bad. You know there's this report...I think it's exactly the opposite This is what I sent back a note did you get my note on that? Yeah but I'd already seen earlier in the week so in this report

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High Fructose Corn Syrup and "Corn Sugar" Rebranding

A report by Robert Lustig labeling sugar as a toxin is discussed in the context of the corn industry's efforts to rebrand high fructose corn syrup as "corn sugar." The hosts argue this is a linguistic tactic to create equivalency between processed corn syrup and cane sugar to bypass consumer backlash.

high fructose corn syrup· corn sugar· robert lustig· sucrose· labeling

54:41 He calls sugar a toxin or a poison and by sugar he means not only the white granulated stuff we put in coffee and sprinkle on cereal technically known as sucrose but also high fructose corn syrup. And this is actually very, very bad because what is happening now and I'm reading from The New York Times this is now being propagated High fructose corn syrup is sugar because of course people are not going to stop using sugar. Well, they think it's sugar so right well This is part of the scheme that we've talked about on this show numerous times Is that since there's a backlash against high fructose corn syrup which is? possibly a problem with both obesity and diabetes too you think

55:27 what seems to be, even though they have a great PR machine that keeps cranking out this crazy propaganda and you know they get subsidies from the government to make this stuff from corn. It's something that goes through essentially an oil refinery process it's not natural in any way anyway so they've been trying because of the backlash they decided to found a way to legislatively call it corn sugar instead And so that, and then we predict and this would happen any minute. We predicted the next step is that well why should we have to call ours corn sugar when they don't call theirs cane sugar? They just call it sugar. So why can't we just call ours sugar and then the next thing you know is gonna be called sugar and its not going to be sugar, It's gonna be high fructose corn syrup

56:17 and these sorts of articles which are designed to put you in a mindset of equalization, right. A mindset of making equivalencies in other words you lump two things together and then you debate about it as though it was one thing and the brain puts them both together and then you start beginning to think along the lines that these are the same thing when they're not and then when you make the move from corn sugar Nobody says anything and believe me they won't. And it's even better because this report comes out and it's telling you that something is bad for you, I think we have documented several times that not only do we put big smoking kills on packs of cigarettes which makes people go buy more cigarettes look at the drug ads! The whole drug ad is how its gonna kill you, you'll have anal leakage all kinds of stuff like this and they're like oh I think I need some of that Something is wrong with our brains are being rewired maybe

57:15 Because this is not seen as an actual danger. I mean if you see a tiger growling at you, I think maybe some DNA kicks in but somehow we've been mind-controlled and programmed that when you hear hey You know This stuff can kill ya And now you don't want to be taking this while you're smoking and don't dream Don't drink fruit juice with this because you'll die In this antidepressant may cut may make you think about suicide Oh, I think I shall go ask them for my doctor so to say sugar is gonna kill you And by the way, high fructose corn syrup is sugar. People think I need some sugar right? Well that's definitely one of the elements but then i think the real goal here is to change the moniker

57:53 uh... and then it's gonna be a the organic people you know or who are suckered into all this crap anyway so they're just by i made the whole thing is pathetic is going to be harder defined stuff ticketed could became sugar beet sugar people have to put cane sugar in beat sugar on their products to make sure that people know that there's not high fructose corn syrup well as i'm okay with cane sugar it's kind of groovy yeah i think it's fine uh... until but i think we've lost friends To our show? Well, we already... I mean we have like two We only have two listeners in France. We have Tristan and someone else who else do we have in Get More Nation's Stinky Cheese There is one more, or maybe there are 2 more Maybe Well so theres no reason to visit, Ill tell you why So first of all they've now officially banned full face veils

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France Veil Ban and Prostitution Legislation

France has officially implemented a ban on full-face veils, carrying a 150-euro fine. Additionally, the French government is considering legislation to criminalize the clients of sex workers, following models established in Sweden and Norway.

france· veil ban· prostitution· sarkozy· carla bruni

58:47 And which I think is a shame because i think it's very hot and sexy. I'm always like, you know...I have fantasies about what's going on under there. There should be some guy underneath. Some dude! Like hey baby! Oh sorry um so yeah so this is uh no more veils uh you can get a fine of 150 euros but there's now an official official official official So that kind of he was like all right but now Now, Gitmo Nation Stinky Cheese is considering outlawing prostitution. Now you've got my attention! Wow Yeah If the laws passed France would join only a handful of European countries where clients of sex workers face prison. Clients of sex workers notice that Sweden became the first in 1999 You don't need prostitution in Sweden everyone's hot

59:41 Followed by Norway and Iceland really Iceland the Iceland should not do that. They should like crank up the hose ISIS population is too small well, and it's true by 250 350 thousand people you can't really you have to It would be, it would be no. It's not good you have to have a big population for prostitution to do well. You know the whole I mean lots of people go to the Gitmo Nation Stinky Cheese because you got the hot trannies on the Champs-Élysées. I mean that's where that's the its Tranny Central can't like get rid of that? That's wrong! Where else are we gonna get our trannies? I don't know you can get them in once did you go to West Hollywood you live right next door to the place. Sometimes there is a guy

1:00:23 Alright, I don't deserve a little... You deserve more than that. You deserve a slap! Yeah So uh Well i wonder what the deal is there? That has to be probably the quid pro quo for the veil thing Maybe something like that The Muslim community said look we don't like prostitutes We'd rather have multiple wives Of course Carla Bruni's fair game because okay you can be a prostitute and sleep with that midget Do you know who she is? Yeah She's wife of Sarkozy Yeah right Wife? Alright, now you're taking the thing off the track here with a French dude. News from France! Exciting... So as we were talking in the pre-show it's sometimes so hard to do this program because we talk about things oh actually I got a whole setup for this let me take you back remember The Washington Post interviewed me about Andy Karvin

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Andy Carvin, NPR Social Media Strategy, and Pulitzer Rumors

NPR's social media strategist Andy Carvin is rumored to be a Pulitzer Prize contender for his work aggregating tweets during the Arab Spring. Adam Curry discusses his interview with the Washington Post regarding Carvin, criticizing the reliance on unvetted social media sources for news. Curry notes the Post's attempt to discredit him by labeling him a "technology blogger" and "long ago MTV VJ."

andy carvin· npr· washington post· twitter· pulitzer prize

1:01:24 No. Do you ever show up for the program? Are you ever here, actually? I'm here at the moment! Right now... You kind of live in the moment So Andy Carvin works for NPR Andy Carvin is their social strategist Senior Socials VP of Senior Social Strategy Limited Inc For NPR and what he does is he aggregates tweets And then that's passed on as news into the NPR organization. Right, right and we know this is all bullcrap Well yes So he's now by the way do you know that he is rumored to be the front-runner for a Pulitzer Prize? For this? For what?! Yeah I'm telling ya! For a Pulitzer Prize

1:02:14 He's not a frontrunner. Yes, he gets a Pulitzer Prize in the things is it complete farce? Yeah unlike the Peace Prize who went to Obama like Obama Obama bomber yeah like that was real so So is a good one yeah well as true so I'm a second where's this oh, I thought I had this link all set up Well that kind of bites Anyway, so the Washington Post interviews me for some reason my link isn't working So what were they interviewing you for because I'm because they and is the IG? Because

1:02:55 They were doing this puff piece on how awesome he is, right? Oh and you were supposed to go- because you're the pod father. You're supposed to go oh this is great! No no And what happened was... Is uh The interviewer said well does anyone not agree with what your doing and Andy Carvin apparently cause our show does have some reach Uh said Well yeah Adam Curry is kind of critical of what I do So I do this whole long interview and say, well you know dude this is like wrong. You can't vet this stuff the State Department Hillary Clinton herself says that they have techno experts who are

1:03:37 Who were making stuff up? Shills. Yeah, shills So I do this like half-hour interview and you and I discussed it on the show You said yeah well Let's see what shows up so NPR is Andy Carvin tweeting the Middle East And like literally it's such a puff piece by put your friend Paul Fahry Hold on a second says Andy Carvin mid conversation swiveling to his laptop He taps away for a few seconds as quiet as a squirrel Squirrel! And then he's back Andy Carvin does this 20, 25 30 times. It's easy to lose count an hour it's practically second nature now often he doesn't interrupt what he is saying the typing and talking happens simultaneously! He should get a Pulitzer Prize!" So then it goes on about how awesome... I like that voice yeah that would be your pitch man voice right so then keeps on going now you got to go to page two

1:04:25 Because of course it goes on. Oh yeah, we can't long is this article? It's like two pages you can't be critical of Andy Carvin on page one and then here it comes All this makes some observation observers raise an eyebrow about carbons work wait a minute John I'm raising my eyebrow now. I think we said douchebag but okay I'm raising an eyebrow quote To have NPR appoint a senior strategist with full knowledge that they are publishing news or information based on tweets of unknown or unvetted sources is troubling, says Adam Curry, a media critic.

1:05:03 veteran technology blogger and long it's a long ago MTV VJ. It's like discredit me will ya? We just discredit me right there by calling me a blogger which I expressly said, I'm a media assassin or never you're not a technology blogger. Of course i am not on a technology blogger so that's factually incorrect and then put in end long ago MTV VJ Who knows where this is coming from? I'm not saying Andy's a bad guy or has an agenda, which of course is...I'd be happy to put that in because that makes people think he has an agenda. But I do think it's worth asking what NPR thinks its doing and that's the entire criticism. That's out of half-hour chatting? Yes! That's about right. Now Russia today

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State Department Social Media Training and Fake Personas

Russia Today reports on U.S. State Department initiatives to train activists in the Middle East on using social media for propaganda. The report highlights the use of "panic buttons" to erase phone contacts and the creation of fake online personas to influence narratives in Libya. The hosts argue that the surge in English-language tweets from Libya was likely orchestrated by Western interests.

state department· russia today· twitter· libya· cyber warfare

1:05:49 Who of course listened to our program because why did they listen to our program John? Why would Russia Today listened us cuz we're always complaining about Russia Today. Well, no We give them advice but you know They've got a hot in their chicks up they've got oh yeah No, we have given the good advice I think in the last show people should go back and reference that because we are do once in awhile on this show We do some free consulting and we told him what they should do They told him what they should do. By the way, how come you couldn't get a plug for the No Agenda show in on that article? I did! Why?! Because all he heard was agenda. Oh yeah... because I said no agenda no agenda no agenda and then put it down to I don't think Andy Carvin has an agenda That's what he meant by no agenda Are you kidding me? That's all I talked about You know who knew who you were He doesn't say anything like this. No, I'm a technology blogger No mention about the show Do you know what we do The whole thing is about the show He doesn't put in Wait a second Hey

1:06:43 Play the douchebag thing. And, uh... They're hot but you gotta get blonde Russians. I mean, I've been to Russia there's plenty of blondes in Russia Oh yeah! Tons But they get the brunettes It's like it's wrong She's hot and she has kind of a hot voice but she is not called Natasha I have yet to see one journalist on Russia Today whose name is Natasha which is what you need She'd be the star This one is hot

1:07:22 Anyway, they did take our advice on the techno experts and they're literally just explaining how the State Department pays people to tweet bullcrap. It's pretty funny! The US is providing high-tech help with innovations for anti government activists in a number of countries throughout the world One of the latest developments is the panic button. According to the State Department, the application can be uploaded on activist cell phones Should they be detained? The software instantly erases the contact book in their phones By the way we all know what this is for This so that if they get a hold on one of these shills over there In North Africa or Middle East

1:08:10 You don't want any traces back to the State Department. That's what it is for, it's to blow up your phone so that they can't trace it back to Lucifer Clinton. And sends a warning alert signal to other activists Sounds great! One push of a button and its all gone This is her she's very hot Probably among those thanking the US government for their technology are going to be drug dealers and terrorists But American officials of course claim the best of intentions saying the innovation is to protect pro-democracy forces in other countries. To help use the technologies more effectively, The US has organized training sessions for thousands of activists. The one held just weeks ago in the Middle East included anti government campaigners from Tunisia

1:08:55 Egypt, Syria and Lebanon. So this is kind of new I didn't know this but they apparently have training camps in the Middle East that Lucifer Clinton sets up and all the techno bloggers and techno experts come aboard and they teach them how to use propaganda on the Twitters And as the newly trained and equipped activists return home, the US, as one State Department official put it, counts on the ripple effect. Foreign interference doesn't have to be a military invasion, a bombing... This is some ugly American chick stupid. ...campaign or you know some kind of special operation on the ground in that country can also be

1:09:33 the training and funding, and this political support given to individuals who then promote those foreign interests. And that's one of the newer strategies that the US government has successfully been executing in different countries around the world it doesn't consider subordinate to their agenda. It is a way to do it subtly, it's harder to detect it, it's harder to denounce it, and can often be more effective." The U.S. perceives the Internet and social networking platforms as major tools for spreading democracy and pumps millions of dollars into developing systems to help people in the Middle East and China get around internet blocking firewalls. So this is... so, the State Department is selling technology yeah they're selling it all ends! It's mind-boggling what is going on and that where is our national treasure NPR on this story? Where is The Washington Post on this story? Hello?!

1:10:30 They're literally equipping, they're doing training camps that are equipping them. Well we've been talking about this process for a while We didn't know about the training camps obviously but it just confirms everything we have been saying for I don't know six months? Yeah exactly This whole system...this has been going on with the with the social networking thing I mean it's a I think its impact is exaggerated. I think, for example... I want you to listen this she actually goes into the exaggeration of that I mean Russia today so it's their own propaganda take it with what you want but I wanna I want you to accentuate your point there Joss

1:11:09 At the same time, American companies provide Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait with a technology to effectively block websites. When the US government purports to be spreading democracy it's simply a sham, it's a pretense, it's a lie The goal of U.S foreign policy is to put its people in public office in foreign countries The US military has recently launched an online management program which enables it to generate multiple fake identities on social networks. The false personas are designed to contribute to the flow of conversations on Facebook, Twitter and other websites

1:11:46 People are using social media for cyber warfare. I mean that's what we're going to see more and more of, from whether it is governments or non-state actors they are going to try and find ways the internet and social media to gain an advantage in their own battle. The recent turmoil in Libya suggests orchestration of Twitter with fake users Here we go, now listen to this Only around 5% of Libyans have access to the Internet So 5% of Libyan's have actual access to the Internet And 4% is in government Number of Twitter users there are so small that analysts couldn't even calculate it yet

1:12:27 In February this year, a surge of Libyan Twitter accounts appeared reporting in English and virtually all begging for intervention. There you go! Gee how could that be? Andy make sure you retweet it! It's unbelievable and then to have the guy will win a Pulitzer Prize And by the way It's like the whole idea of Twitter is, I mean if you remember when it first started up in the United States it took forever for anyone to figure out what the heck it was good for. It was stupid and largely still is in many ways. Well it helps because when we make our Twitter icon black it stops governments dead on their tracks So with a culture that is internet centric like the United States especially the youth culture here

1:13:16 You know it took forever for the thing to catch on but so how does it magically catch on in some third world? Libya where people would give a crap about tweeting I mean, it doesn't make any sense what at all and then all of a sudden you have this huge surge of interest It's obviously fake And all the tweets coming from Libya are bullcrap. And the fact that it's being reported as news when it is just obviously you're right, well we're right and talked about this for the last six months It's coming straight from the State Department and Hillary more or less said so herself in that show that we did with... What do you mean more or less? She said techno experts! Yeah she said it herself The techno expert episode We talked about it in detail You know, and the fact that the Pulitzer thing comes up

1:14:01 I mean if the guy, you know the reporter at The Washington Post should have been looking at this from that perspective. This is bull crap! Yeah but instead he like does a whole puff piece about how awesome Andy is and then calls me a technology blogger factually incorrect media critic not a media critic I'm alone wolf Yeah, it's just you know. It's sad it is just said but luckily we've got several hundred thousand people who are listening to this show and And I want to say a big in the morning to Sammy Sammy Just popped into the chat rooms at first time listener and he was one he was on this week He was a little confused

CHAPTER 15 / 32 Discussion

NPR Geo-Targeted Ad Network and Commercialization

NPR is launching a geo-targeted ad network through National Public Media to allow national sponsors to reach specific regional audiences. The hosts argue this move further commercializes the public broadcaster, making it indistinguishable from traditional ad-supported media despite its "non-commercial" branding.

npr· national public media· geo-targeting· advertising· underwriting

1:14:45 I bet he was. The way we started off this show, it's impossible to follow us He was like what is going on here? What is happening here? Now before we get started on our donations to the show John, I want to mention a little article that came out yesterday or the day before yesterday about our national treasure NPR. So for those of you who think that NPR is non-commercial, you are incorrect. And the way we define non-commercial is or commercial let's put it that way if the audience is the product If the audience is being sold to anyone be at an underwriter advertiser whatever you want to call it to use Vivian's own words

1:15:43 Then it is commercial. I don't care how you look at it if the actual show The information is the product and you're not taking any advertising then your non-commercial So NPR has done something that this will get legs, I think it'll get legs They have long now, you know that I John we've been in radio you and I for a long time And for those of you who consider donating to NPR give the money to the no agenda show We know how it works. We understand You can call it underwriting but if your hand out go daddy codes or carbonite or whatever It's its advertising and now NPR is starting a Geo targeting ad network

1:16:31 I kid you not. The ad network would make it possible for sponsors to make underwriting buys that could reach state, regional or national levels says Keith Hopper digital services director of product development Though all stations have sales operations for dealing with sponsorships, this network would provide underwriting from larger or national companies that don't necessarily reach out to smaller stations," Hopper said. The sponsors would go through National Public Media, that's the sales arm of NPR and stations would likely have the choice to opt in to buys from national underwriters. So again how it works is a very smart thing they have National Public Media which does all the selling and National Public Media donates

1:17:24 Not all but donates money to NPR. So it's like a Chinese wall is what we call that and you know, what it is It's a ripoff. It's a rip off and they are influenceable Influenceable through this system and we don't like it and We have taken a vow of poverty did not do it I forgot about our vow of poverty. I was wondering where the money was yeah I forgot that I've taken a vow of poverty yeah what's your problem boy? It's the vow of poverty yes, I think that's a good point well let's thank a few people first I want to get through a couple send checks in because they've been putting that off for awhile

CHAPTER 16 / 32 Discussion

Shortwave Number Stations and International Donations

The hosts read a series of numbers from a donation letter, likening them to shortwave "number stations" used for espionage. They also acknowledge donations from Kansas City and a Dutch listener, Bjorn Pennenberg, who requests a promotional phrase in Dutch.

number stations· shortwave· kansas city· netherlands· donations

1:18:04 I want to start with the, all i can say there's no nothing here. I'm just going to read this it says international human resources karma request $111 and 11 cents and uh... I guess I read these numbers and I want somebody to take these down tell me what this means because I have no idea unless is that its not binary because they would be in some letter in their eventually one maybe for that you know what sets that thing keep hearing on a by those shortwave these numbers Oh! Squirrel 162 259. That's the embassies and stuff transmitting secret encoded messages. Yeah, there is an encoded message maybe I want somebody to tell me what it is. 162 259276829213363391578010288127 Bingo!

1:18:59 Also out of Kansas City we got $133.33, a magic number. We stopped tuning in just started listening to you and Adam on NOAA Gen. It's amazing! Best source of news since we've stopped turning the MSM since 2008 donating eleven dollars eleven cents a month for the whole year just adding the penny to make it a magical 133.33 keep up the good work uh... also i want to thank alan being for his uh... fifty dollars he seems to send it in every month is from oakland california and these are the these ur checks again and uh... charles rasmussen the third fifty three thirty three

1:19:38 and that's it for our checks. Our checks in the mail we got Chris Engler who we talked about you will discuss in a second who is selling the no agenda dice $111.11 Thomas Nussbaum, Sir Thomas I'm sorry Nussbaum in Virginia Beach $111.11 number four for Nichols Dame Hood and a direct challenge to Nichols Nicole what I say Nichols Nicole hey, hey honey. He's a nickel come over here game would and direct challenge to my friends Amy Fran Mary and Dave and he needs a deducing for some reason Maybe maybe he's dirty I Don't think so Frank Davis Florence South Carolina John of email regarding much-needed karma Please check your email from Frank Davis

1:20:35 with the subject John and Adam need karma to overcome nepotism in some job he's got $99.99? And you know so as I'm sitting down to do this show, and this happens every single week... ...and now it's actually like a running joke Eric The Shill says there is a category Annoy Adam Emails To Find. I need that at least an hour before. I can't do that right before the show So I don't know that will suffice just deduce the guy yeah, but but maybe it's a good email He needs the karma. Okay? But maybe was a good email. It might be okay read it later By the way Eric he can I use message to Eric Thank You Eric I received uh I received the gift. I really love it. It's awesome gift you gave me a gift

1:21:20 Well how come everybody's getting gifts? This is the second one on this show by me. Well maybe if you change your attitude, mister Bill Gress, Myrtle Beach South Carolina As a proud 1%er please accept my donation I'm also forwarding Barry Sotero 2012 to Noah Jen that's a good one I hadn't heard about that one Barry Sotero 2012 That's good, I like it Did you see his sister on the who's here's whose sister Barry Shataro sister no I didn't know he had a sister yeah maybe has a sister yeah she's welcome she's

1:21:59 Yeah, well of course she has to pop up because of the birth certificate thing. That's why it's like here is proof he has a sister and she's so... That's proof of nothing! And she talks like this, like a robot, everything is calculated even my daughter was saying when we were watching this and my daughter was over there and we cooked together I said oh I gotta turn this on This is proof that Obama is real that he exists and she's listening to it and Pierce Morgan asks a question about their parents or whatever And Christina says, she's gotta be full of crap because if anyone... and she's been interviewed lots of times. If anyone asks about my parents I immediately say oh you know this and that? She has to like think about every word she is saying! I'm like so proud of you girl! She's got me in total mind-controlled MK ultra slave Anyway i digress

1:22:47 That's good, that's a good digression. Bjorn Pennenberg 5555 and he wants me to say in Dutch No Agenda Hoor Je Echt Nieuws Try that one again! That was pretty funny. That is good enough. Op no agenda hoor je, hoor je echt nieuws Okay what does that mean? You hear real news on no agenda Cool. Arnold Reistad in Caldwell, Idaho double nickels on the dime in the morning John Adams a double nickels on the dime for a birthday shout out for my son Nate we got that listed keep up to good work and a karma hit for the family would be appreciated you've got karma

CHAPTER 17 / 32 Discussion

Peter Thiel, Education Bubble, and Student Loan Debt

VC Peter Thiel's assertion that higher education is a bubble is discussed. The hosts examine the rising costs of public universities and the "scam" of student loans that cannot be discharged in bankruptcy. They suggest the system is designed to enslave students in debt, noting that even the Obama administration's reforms failed to address the core corruption.

peter thiel· education bubble· student loans· bankruptcy· university of california

1:23:31 feels good when the whole family gets it double nickels on the dime from Troy Ruder or Rudder in Ames, Iowa. In the morning guys might be last one night hood I've lost track somebody's gonna do the math for you either way it's not is the last as long as they keep producing the great shows you do from the Eagle web cam state Iowa John Boland Byron New York as my third donation now 15% of the way to knighthood had a job interview Tuesday and it went well yeah but use some karma to get the job All right, got that for you. You've got karma and he said with the increase in pay He'll actually be able to afford to pay off his student loan Which by the way is a plague on this country? This is I was sorry to interrupt but now I was reading I think it was even tech crunch I have to say it was a good interview with the guy who started PayPal No what teal what's-his-name Teal the elitist eel

1:24:27 you know Peter Thiel, the VC. He was saying we are in a bubble and the bubble is education and that's gonna pop and that is what's going to kill us The education bubble I thought wow! What does that mean? How does it education bubble pop okay so um...the cost of college which of course Oh yes ridiculous In fact I believe in did you read that Matt Teabey article Yes Well, did you notice one of the things these two... by the way there's an article in Rolling Stone for everybody listening to this show another one by Matt Taibbi. LinkedIn the show notes noagendershow.com The guy is amazing! There's a guy that should be winning a Pulitzer or not Hold on a second because I do want to point out that i mentioned all these loans had been made through employee funds through the TALF program but he connected some names and thats what was really genius

1:25:17 Yeah, and the fact of the matter is the education system has become a huge scam to promote student loans. That's why when I went through the University of California at Berkeley, I essentially went there for free and now it costs $30,000 dollars a year to go there. It costs as much to go to most public schools nowadays as it cost to go to Harvard. If you look at their costs, the difference is minor And so it's like the whole thing has been a scam to set up these, ever since they privatized the college loan system which used to be run by the government and used to actually fair. They've privatize it now all these students come walking out of college deep in debt... And this is only loan that does not go away if you file for bankruptcy

1:26:03 Did you know that? Yep, I did know that. The whole thing is a complete scam nobody's done anything about it except a few protesters in England who are complaining about their tuition going up and the fact of the matter is this has been creeping up creeping up creeping up it's ludicrous and I do not take out students. When i was a kid you could actually work, you know part-time and you could pay for your whole... You can pay your way through school but what happened? Yeah he worked his way through college remember that they used to be part of the American dream. Have you ever heard that even said anymore no is that a meme out there I've never heard the meme anyway the meme has gone work my way through college now of course in the meet my grandfather

1:26:46 taught at Harvard while putting himself through Harvard. That's how he paid for it, can't do that anymore either." No the whole thing is to become this huge scam to enslave these poor students into these ridiculous loans and if they miss a payment there's all these... It's almost like a payday loan where you miss one payment then all of a sudden your interest rate goes up to 30 percent and now you owe half a million dollars And the whole thing is an outrageous scam and it's all, and the schools are in collusion with the loan companies or they wouldn't have, public institutions that wouldn't have jacked up their rates. And knowing that you take it or leave it because it's almost like price fixing because every school now has these outrageous tuitions whether they're public or private. It's unbelievable! And this is why you have so many hot co-Ed strippers

1:27:38 They're working their way through college in Los Angeles. Actually, you know I... that you say that is a kind of funny gag No! No, no.. I think your right! No, I know i'm right My daughter again who says Dad I went to two strip bars and this isn't what every father wants to hear of course And uh cause there's an 18 if they don't serve alcohol then they have strip bars for eighteen and over I said and they're all really hot and they all go to college, and they're all paying for school With by stripping you know we got a couple of schools around here. That's probably the good news What are we complaining about shut up alright X-ray x-ray on the wool skate this is good for us John

1:28:24 This is really good. But the point is, I think it's valid and I think these strippers prove it that this huge scam has been set up right underneath everybody's noses and nobody cares! Wasn't the Obama administration partially responsible for the change in student loans? Was that one of his big things we did something about student loans... Can't do crap is what he did! When did it change to Maybe someone in the chat room can help me out. When did it change? Well, who would you care about which president would like to see a lot of hot strippers let me think Clinton really so

1:29:04 But somewhere along the lines it changed. I can't remember, John? I think it was under Bush and I remember us talking about it on this show. This started before Bush No! I think that you cannot get rid of your student loan even if you file for bankruptcy Oh no that part may have been under Bush yeah they did a bunch of that crap They did a bunch... credit cards are now exempt from bankruptcy Where else are you gonna borrow money The whole system is corrupt. It's corrupt, the politicians are corrupt, the schools are corrupt... it's amazing how corrupt everything has become and I'm surprised that the public is not up in arms but they're not because they're watching you know Dancing with the Stars.

CHAPTER 18 / 32 Discussion

PayPal Issues and Sir Mark True's Knighting

The hosts discuss technical issues with PayPal kicking back donations and the general difficulty of maintaining independent funding. Mark True is formally knighted as Sir Mark True of the No Agenda Roundtable for his $1,000 contribution.

paypal· mark true· knighthood· eric the shill· donations

1:29:48 Let's thank, I want to finish off here Chris Sluinski in Sherwood Park Alberta Canada $50 George Scanlon and Carpentersville Illinois $50 Jason Burke Richmond Texas 50 and finally Jason Sal Bento in Toronto, Canada. Hey John and Adam long time lister first-time donor recently got a promotion figured now it's making a little extra cash I could be helping out with the best show on the interwebs If I could get a de douching and a shot of karma give him a combination for the new job position And also like that birthday. You've got karma yeah we got the birthday call outside And that'll be it for this show. I want to thank everybody who helped us do it and especially the people who gave less than the $50 which we list your name, and everyone who subscribes please check your subscriptions to see if they're still valid because PayPal pulls them left and right. I saw that...it looked like the five dollar monthlies went down a bit so we may have gone through another round of PayPal screwing us. It weighs probably Peter Thiel

1:30:53 He's probably making that happen. I hear more and more... There are those guys, just screw them! I get a couple weird things happening on PayPal every once in awhile like they kick back somebody's donation saying you didn't ship the product They literally take it back. They take the money away from you. It's weird So yes, we highly appreciate the support of the show. It's what keeps us running You don't see us with no geo targeted ad network with some foundation bull crap selling ads where you're the product this show is The product this shows the product the show notes are the product that know agenda newsnetwork calm is the product There's a lot of stuff there's a lot of product John We do some product here we do some product my friend were product meisters

1:31:40 Devorak.org slash N-A Apparently kids everywhere love that jingle and they have a hard time pronouncing your name like the toddlers but it's Devorak, slash N-A That is the way my wife pronounces it I'm Emma Devorak So uh... that is the only thing you need to remember Devorak dot org slash NA It's your birthday, birthday on No Agenda. Shortlist today but we are very happy to congratulate Arnold Reistadt son Nate who turns two today so he'll be singing that jingle pretty soon also Jason Soa Bento says happy birthday to his lovely girlfriend Alisa Kim and we could not agree more Happy Birthday from your buddies here at the No Agenda Show

1:32:36 And we've got that did mark True come in with like a thousand dollars right there. We all in one go, right? Yeah He's not he's not messing around So he says his ring size is 13.5, note to Eric. Okay good so he'll be receiving a ring and I think Eric told me two more weeks or something like that? He's got an update coming yeah they're in process of being manufactured as we speak okay now that i know it's in the shills hands now i know that it's good and then it's going to get done because man for as much crap as I give eric sometimes he does a great job he really does

1:33:12 Alright, Eric feeling better now. All right. He's probably not listening. Not even listening. I'm Mark Trupley step forward sir! Because of your giving level up to the required status of $1,000 which you've done in one go and you didn't even make us kick in the extra penny We are very proud, sir. As you kneel before us to pronounce you and Knight V, Sir Mark True! Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable for you sir an entire table full of co-eds who are stripping to work their way through school! Sir Mark welcome!" I've changed it It's now we have a coeds stripping through school

CHAPTER 19 / 32 Discussion

John King's Rapid Speech and Magnetic Influence Theory

A clip of CNN's John King speaking at high speed is analyzed. The hosts jokingly speculate whether King is under the influence of stimulants or if his brain is being affected by magnetic fields, referencing a viral video about magnetic influence on speech.

john king· cnn· magnets· speech patterns· brain influence

1:33:55 Yeah, that's a new American phenomenon. And they are entertaining our knights which is pretty awesome I'd say Okay second half of the show this is where we usually have some fun Oh you got something crazy to go with can I do one thing first? yeah of course and I don't know if anybody watches CNN but over the years wait a minute Just raised my hand without talking does that count? I yeah, I watched that. I watch C-SPAN I watch all the douchebag channels So I don't know about you But it seems to me as a John King is on something he's got this show in his John Kings world He has like the walk Don't walk sign behind him all the time and he's guy he yaks away at high speed saying most of time not making any sense whatsoever And he talks so fast

1:34:42 It's pretty hard to beat, but I've got this one clip here called John King is high. I want you I Want you to listen to it and tell me if you think if you can understand what the heck he's talking about And is as Fran is part of the bad news also that it is somewhat obvious proof that as the United States pulls back and asks the Karzai government to do more to prevent them from coming back, and maybe to cut a deal with the Taliban of some sort so the Taliban is not friendly to Al-Qaeda. That those pieces critical pieces of the equation are failing What? What?! It's not... I don't know if he's high! I think he's just an idiot He's not talking fast enough for it to be Coke

1:35:27 uh... or sometimes pretty fast it you know it may be like something over the counter that he's on well i don't know maybe scoffing and some people get their way of coffee possible anna yelled wired up with coffee in a single other talking like him like and this is a huge he strings words together starts to make sense just as about to make sense in a sense i'm going to meet wait a minute do you think it's the man yes i do let me listen to it again is if fran is part of the bad news also that somewhat obvious proof that as the United States pulls back and asks the Karzai government to do more to prevent them from coming back, and maybe to cut a deal with the Taliban of some sort so the Taliban is not friendly to Al-Qaeda. That those pieces critical pieces of the equation are failing. Yeah I think it's a magnetized brain influence

1:36:16 But it's not the magnet isn't cranked up to full speed like I did on those other ones. He's not like completely whacking out So does you see that thing on the internet of the movie of the guy with a magnet? Yeah, I told you about that and then any and he starts talking like this news anchors yeah totally but he also twitches Oh What are you saying? Well, I know he twitches when they crank the magnet up. Are you saying that I don't have Tourette's but there is actually magnet work going on? They're trying to... I wasn't making that accusation! No, no, I thought it was an accusation. It was a possibility. Association is what I thought it was. Maybe some people are more sensitive to the magnetic fields and they just zap out like, you know, from no apparent reason. Well let's find out what this is that you want to talk about which sounds like its already nutty

CHAPTER 20 / 32 Discussion

HAARP, Earthquake Weaponry, and Ham Radio Bands

The hosts discuss European Parliament documents from 1999 that describe the HAARP system as a weapon for environmental manipulation. They explore theories that the Japanese earthquake could have been triggered by HAARP systems in China or Russia. Additionally, they discuss efforts by Congressman Peter King to reallocate ham radio bands, potentially to prevent hobbyists from detecting HAARP signals.

haarp· earthquake· china· russia· ham radio

1:37:04 Well, first of all I wanted to correct myself and say that Sammy is a female listener who joined the chat room. That's why everyone is like hey Sammy in the morning! You guys are so transparent. We got like two women in the chat room. Anyway... In the morning. Yeah, uh.. Two things you can call me wacky if you must but from time-to-time I'd like to remind people that the wacky theories when I say harp Which of course is the earthquake a part of the earthquake machinery that was being run I'd like to pull out official documents and I've you know, I've pulled out many different documents in the past season Here's a new one, this is from the EU documentation. From the European Parliament and now this is an older document from 1999 And they're talking about weaponry and agreements to not use certain types of weapons Whereas despite the existing conventions military research is ongoing on environmental manipulation as a weapon As demonstrated for example by the Alaska based HAARP system

1:38:07 Now when you hear that sentence John, don't you think it means that they know that harp is being used as a weapon? Am I... can i not read properly? Hello. You know just listening to that I don't have a copy of it. I don't know where you got it Off their website europarl.europa.edu From the EU's parliament they produced this Yeah its online Alright well then sounds like there suspicious maybe theres just you know maybe they dont' know what they're talking about well so on coast to coast am uh... and this is the guy who showed up i have no idea who he is it doesn't matter whenever someone agrees with my conspiracy theories they're great brooks during the japanese earthquake several weeks ago do you know if there was any kind of a spike from harp some people have told me there was well eight despite that people talk about their actually two of them one is

1:39:05 changing of the sky into kind of a lavender hue, uh... the auroral effect of high frequency affecting the sky above where this earthquake is going to happen. And the other is a ham radio being able to pick up that two meter phased array carrier frequency from HAARP familiar with any data that shows the latter was there. And this earthquake did happen during the daytime, so it's difficult to tell whether there was the auroral signature but Japan also fits in between the Chinese harp and Russian harp

1:39:46 and the US HARP up in Alaska. So it's difficult to tell which one might have been used, and in cases like this where you're looking at a target of multiple weapon systems, It might be smart to just follow the money See who had the most to gain from an earthquake like this happening in Japan. Well, it's not the US! Japan was the number two buyer of U.S debt and we're of course wonderful trading partners with Japan It would have been advantageous to the Chinese because they're the number one buyers of us debt

1:40:25 And they're up and coming strong, and they want to compete in several markets not the least of which is electronics... ...and manufactured goods and pre-manufactured goods. Their harp is located not very far away, and they are already suspected of targeting Japan with missiles! So there is intent, there is opportunity and there's capability. Those are three good earmarks for any investigator Russia on the other hand also has some motivation to do it because they are

1:41:05 not really the friends that the Clintons would have us believe they are with the West. The West, however probably was not involved in it now. The other harps do have signatures as well. The one in Russia is nicknamed the woodpecker because its ELF is so high amplitude that it makes a very loud ticking sound on the ham radio when it's picked up no evidence that that one was picked up. So, that only leaves the Chinese one left." Okay now let me say what I think okay uh i like the theory and the Chinese of course have been asking Japan to give them an apology for Nanking for god knows how long the Japanese keep telling them to shove it is that Larry King's brother? And yes, no his sister Nan oh man sorry

1:42:04 So, the Chinese have a grudge with the Japanese and of course it would be nice if they could start selling us cars. I mean i'm not a big believer in this basic theory but I more inclined to believe that anything was going on that it would be the Chinese And there was one other thing in there that I think I have you stumped there John. I think I have you in a place We like you okay? I mean first, I read you the European document where they talk about harp as a weapon and we have a harp weapon too by The way here it is here comes the harp. You've got car play it bitch Sir harps are hard so

1:42:46 Anyway, this brings to mind something interesting just because of the ham connection. I knew you'd like that! And it's that Peter King of the US Congress is trying to ban and trying to steal the ham bands from the hams and kill the entire ham so get all the hams off the air Because they can hear the harp array Well Based on the way that this is sounding I would say that maybe why what other reason was he have we got plenty of bandwidth for all these Services they can't even sell some of it. They've tried to they stolen all this TV bandwidth, and they can't put it on the market So why would you want to take a few ham bands away? Mm-hmm out of the blue mm-hmm because okay well Because it's annoying when you can hear it

1:43:34 Well, let's see if you can tell which one it is. It's the woodpecker. The woodpecker! Do you have a woodpecker call there? Oh that's pretty good. Not bad... not bad I like it very good Alright so that your crackpot thing? By the way that guy can take my place Yeah when you die So um well there's also another theory which I'm looking into of the heave weapon And the heave weapon... I need to balance you out, John. The heave weapon actually influences gravity so the concept is that they initiated the heave weapon and the ocean bed, the floor bed actually rises up and then they turn it off and boom! That thing slams back down and that creates the earthquake but i'm looking into this technology. The heave weapon

CHAPTER 21 / 32 Discussion

Atlas V Rocket Launch and NRO Spying

An Atlas V rocket is scheduled for launch from Vandenberg Air Force Base for the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO). The hosts criticize the high cost of the classified mission, which they characterize as a spy satellite used to monitor domestic populations.

atlas v· vandenberg· national reconnaissance office· spy satellite· rocket launch

1:44:33 Hey, and tonight John we got a date you and me using means baby. We got a date tonight Obama speech no we have a day date at 924 p.m.. Get my nation West time They're shooting off another one of those Atlas V rockets, man. Ooh from Vandenberg? Yep from Vandenberg By the way we don't have any money but we're shooting on these Atlas V how this thing is huge Yeah that's the one you want to go watch And this is the second one for the National Reconnaissance Office I think you should get in your car and go down there and watch it or up there No I can see it from the hilltop But depends on which way they target it. It may shoot my way or could shoot your way, dude It goes up into space it'll be nighttime this thing is will be burning we'll see it for sure at 924 I know exactly where to look too because I saw the last one an Atlas 5 rocket This has got to be

1:45:24 hundreds of millions of dollars and then we don't even know what it's for. It is a secret classified thing that the National Reconnaissance Office is sending into space to spy on us! You're paying for the privilege of them looking at you I hate you people. They're probably spying on someone else. Yeah, it's classified yeah so now there is a chance that they'll have to delay it because visibility may not be great tonight but they expect the window... What does visibility got to do with the launch? Does it have to see where its going

CHAPTER 22 / 32 Discussion

High-Speed Rail and the Freight Act

Senator Frank Lautenberg is promoting high-speed rail funding, which the hosts argue is actually a subsidy for freight rail companies. They deconstruct the "FREIGHT Act" acronym, asserting that the infrastructure is intended to benefit large conglomerates like Berkshire Hathaway rather than passenger travel.

high-speed rail· frank lautenberg· freight· berkshire hathaway· infrastructure

1:46:04 I'm just reading off the news, man. I don't do it...I'm not a...I'm a technology blogger not a journalist damnit! Technology blogger? Let me just douchebag that guy again. Douchebag! You douche bag go talk to Lucifer Clinton. Oh douche bag. Just douche bag. It makes me angry. Stupid people Stupid people. Frank Lautenberg is playing his hand on this whole high-speed rail thing. So they left a billion dollars in that stupid budget for high speed rail? That was just the interim budget! Brother... A billion dollars

1:46:49 That's just a waste of money. Well, it's not at all a waste of money I mean it's gonna benefit the Berkshire Hathaway investors. This is exactly what Lautenberg Act is about he introduced that the first time in 2010 It's coming back now He's emailing constituents about it. It's the focusing resources economic investment guidance to help transportation act Do you have the acronym? Focus, focus resources. No I'm sorry focusing resources economic investment and guidance to help transportation act. Freg-dud? What is it? Freight. Oh freight really yeah focusing resources economic investment and guidance to help... Why don't they just tell it like it is this is for the freight guys

1:47:40 The whole thing is about freight. This has been an assertion saying all along assertion from day one Actually make an acronym that says frayed yeah Inches unbelievable isn't it crazy? That's great nudge-nudge wink wink Yeah, no for you idiots what a big joke And it's all about we need infrastructure, it's going to play a critical role. You know and you got to read through the whole act the whole bill and then down at the bottom is like trains is how he can move freight! The Freight Act will help bring us national freight policy that will dramatically improve freight mobility in this country! Yeah heaven forbid that these big giant conglomerate railroad companies put their own damn beds in they make the public pay for it so they can make more money

CHAPTER 23 / 32 Discussion

Viagra Patent Expiration and Vaccine Predictions

The hosts discuss the upcoming patent expiration for Viagra in 2012. They jokingly predict that Pfizer will develop a "Viagra 2" or a vaccine to prevent erectile dysfunction to maintain their market dominance.

viagra· pfizer· patents· vaccines· erectile dysfunction

1:48:39 Well remember John, there's only one thing you have to do. Have you not taken your meds this morning John? I always take my meds Good You know that it is going out of patent the hard-on drug Viagra Oh? Yeah, it's next year. It goes out of patent so you can watch all kinds of... Viagra 2! I'm sorry? My prediction. Viagra 2 my prediction Really? Yeah Hmmmm I don't know Well they're working on all kinds of stuff there because of course there are all kinds of fake viagras around and soon that'll be basically legal viagra And Pfizer is freaking out They gotta make some more vaccines Maybe they could make a vaccine that guarantees a hard-on That would be kind of cool

1:49:40 Huh. Wouldn't it? You just take one vaccine when you're like 13 or something and then guaranteed... 13! You have to be 21 in this country. Guaranteed no erectile dysfunction. Perfect, that's perfect. Yeah, as far as possible. Why not we can just tell them that it works doesn't matter does it I don't think it matters No, I don't think so So I got a couple of clips we want to get out of the way early. While were still ahead. Before you go off into the boner direction. Where else am i gonna go? I wanna play a couple. Strike missions continue

CHAPTER 24 / 32 Discussion

Pentagon Strike Missions in Libya

Despite previous claims that the U.S. had handed over strike missions to NATO, the Pentagon admitted that U.S. aircraft have continued to drop bombs on Libyan air defense systems. The military characterizes these as "defensive" rather than "offensive" strikes.

pentagon· libya· gaddafi· air strikes· nato

1:50:17 You need an intro or we're going straight for it? Go straight. Well, we've been hearing for weeks as you said Shep that on Capitol Hill there have been testimony from various Pentagon chiefs saying that we had handed over the strike mission to NATO and that US fighter planes would simply be used for refueling missions for surveillance take a listen to Secretary Gates less than two weeks ago on Capitol Hill We will not uh...be taking active part in uh...the strike activities and we believe that our allies can sustain this for some period of time. But today, Pentagon spokesman surprised many of us letting slip this morning that in fact the US had 11 strike fighter aircraft in the fight six of them F-16's flying and on three separate occasions they dropped bombs on Qaddafi air defense systems

1:51:07 You know, but the rebels are still fighting against the leader there, Muammar Gaddafi. And they say that they want the U.S to take a larger role in the operation I mean why wouldn't they? Well, the French and British also highly critical of the US for not taking a larger role but what we're really hearing from the Pentagon today is that you that the us is taking a larger role than previously disclosed to the American public The Pentagon arguing that these are defensive air strikes not offensive air strikes A difference that may be lost on the American public which was told that the US involvement in the strike mission was over. And it's not a war and we haven't taken sides, right? Well it was going to last for a couple of days. Yeah, couple days and be out Just a couple days people. You can take that to the bank. No actually we have that somewhere I need a whole panel just for Obama soundbites at this point It is becoming a comedy act The guy IS a comedy act

CHAPTER 25 / 32 Discussion

Guantanamo Bay, Iraq Withdrawal, and David Axelrod

David Axelrod attempts to explain why President Obama has failed to close the Guantanamo Bay detention center, blaming Congressional interference. Meanwhile, the Pentagon is reportedly reconsidering the December withdrawal deadline for troops in Iraq, citing concerns over a security vacuum.

guantanamo bay· iraq· david axelrod· barack obama· pentagon

1:52:03 So why are we not out of Gitmo? So there was at the Chicago City Club There was a New York Times reporter asking, of all people Axelrod who's now hanging out in Chicago. Oh yeah well he's starting up the campaign that's what he's doing He's getting ready for the...He's running the campaign isn't with Plouffe again I guess and so whatever the case is The New York Times guy asked him a hard question about how come Obama said We're gonna be out of Gitmo you can take it to the bank first thing he's gonna do when i'm president is get us out and close down gitmo right and so it turns out uh... axelrod i got a clip here that the extent where he tries to explain it and of course it's not obama's fault even though we can sign executive orders he's got a million ways of doing it he couldn't do it because congress even though was a hundred percent democrats uh... congress wouldn't let him so he didn't want you didn't wanna push the issue i guess

1:53:00 former USC law professor who knows that this is morally outrageous. Why didn't he say, no I ain't gonna sign that because those guys got to get out of there? Well let me say a number of things about that first of all I gotta make up a lie. Let me say a number of things about that first of all let me be clear listen okay got it there is this institution as you mentioned called the United States Congress and under our system they my god he has to you know when you John agree with me when you talk like that you're making up the lie as you go along yes you adding a lot extra words so your brain can catch up to what you're trying to dream up yeah there's this institution as you well know its called by the American Congress have some authority here

1:53:46 and they've exercised that authority, uh...and they've exercised it in contravention of the pleas that the President and others have made. We wanted to close Guantanamo because it was and remains a hindrance to what we're trying to accomplish overseas. It's a negative symbol and in that sense it doesn't enhance our safety, it detracts from it and that is why we wanted to move remaining prisoners from Guantanamo to Thompson Illinois into another facility there as the United States Congress

1:54:30 has blocked that and has made it more difficult in terms of where the venues in which these folks are going to be tried. But I will say Jim, so we're proscribed from it and so then it becomes a matter of you can take that to the bank. I'll throw a little sugar on top Johnny boy Pentagon now says they have second thoughts on withdrawal from Iraq This is the thing... You got me, you got me on that one. Eight months shy of its deadline for pulling the last American soldier from Iraq and closing the door on an eight-year war The Pentagon is having second thoughts Reluctant to say it publicly officials this from AP by the way Officials fear a final pullout in December could create a security vacuum offering an opportunity for power grabs by antagonists

1:55:31 in an unresolved and simmering Arab-Kurd dispute, a weakened but still active Al Qaeda or even an adventurous neighbor such as Iran. The US wants to keep perhaps several thousand troops in Iraq not to engage in combat but to guard against the unraveling of a still fragile peace." Yeah it's real peaceful over there! Let's go on vacation to Iraq, its so peaceful This was made clear during Defense Secretary Robert Gates's visit Thursday and Friday in which he and the top US commander in Iraq talked up the prospects of an extended U.S stay Oh really? How do you answer that douchebagger Rod? Unbelievable That is a good one It's not a good one, it's sad is what it is, totally sad You know, you dig yourself into a hole and fall in and your'e in there

1:56:29 Yeah, it's sad for the US economy since we're going broke and I still have potholes out here even though there are probably less of them in Iraq. Hey you know what? I've been on that highway from Kuwait City to Baghdad it rocks! Okay the bridges are blown out but its a 16 lane highway like 8 lanes on each side. It is a beautiful highway with no potholes by the way. Didn't Obama say he was gonna get us out of war first thing when he became president take that to the bank? You can take that to the bank yeah That's exactly what he said. Apparently lied! Alright, so that's enough of that depressing news I have another piece... just another little thing to get out of the way here This is unreported education news. I didn't realize this although i've always suspected it. I always thought it was weird they used to have a bunch of ads here in California about how you should get your two-year old into Head Start

CHAPTER 26 / 32 Discussion

Head Start Impact Study and Homeschooling

Congressman Reid Ribble cites an independent study suggesting that the benefits of the Head Start program disappear by the first grade and may even have negative impacts on three-year-olds. Adam Curry reacts by jokingly suggesting a "Gitmo style" homeschooling curriculum.

head start· education· homeschooling· reid ribble· child development

1:57:23 Get them in the head start because it's gonna, you know get the kids... Start training them early. Propagandize them I think of course You know you get these kids early into this pre-kindergarten programs which they had all over California They're promoting like crazy even though they cost a fortune Of course lot of its so you can get the kid out of the house I guess or you can't you don't want to raise your kid? He shouldn't have kids if you don't wanna raise him but that's okay It's another story and I may be wrong So So there's apparently some studies that have been done. I didn't know any of this, this is one of the congressmen...I have his name somewhere here. Let me guess Dan Dushbach? No he's a...this is a guy...he's telling...it's Reid Bibble. So Reid Bibble is bitching and moaning and he just throws this little gem out and I'm going what?! I never heard any of this! It's to first recognize that we have a problem That there's a sickness in our system and it doesn't work

1:58:19 And the idea that modest cuts to one program is going to jeopardize the entire education system is just not true. What it will do though, is it will begin to send a message to those running those programs that they have to fix them. The results of an independent Head Start impact study indicate that the benefits of access to Head Start at age four are largely absent by first grade. It's worse even for those three-year olds who go in the program In fact, the study cited that it had negative impacts on three-year olds. And so the time to begin to challenge the status quo is now

1:58:59 So we need to get a hold of this study, man. We gotta see what the studies are about. Yeah so I'm thinking now...I'm thinking that interesting thing why would it's three year old? Why would it hurt well for one thing he was taking a three-year-old out of his house home and put him in with a bunch of strange kids and a strange teacher and then of course if you know these programs they just essentially brainwashed the kid which would depress anybody especially if your 3 and uh..so these programs are all crap and this guy's just, we have to find the study. I really hope if Miss Mickey and I are fortunate enough and blessed with a child... And uh..I would hope that would be a girl

1:59:36 I am going to homeschool her with a stripper pole and just move straight, go straight to college. You just get ready for college you get the kid on the pole and you're good to go that is the head start program Gitmo style that i'm thinking of. I'm very excited about this cannot wait. Nancy, I guess that yes are gone Nancy Pelosi go ahead you finish gotta try step down whatever punchline. I didn't know no No, it wasn't a punch line It was a lead-in so you finish up Well, I was just going to say that is something we ought to look into because it doesn't surprise me. And then this homeschooling thing which you picked up on earlier or something going on there too the whole system is again part of the entire corruption that were having to deal with and Of course The big news instead if you watch the news this last couple of days as well is Oh Biden falling asleep That was hilarious

CHAPTER 27 / 32 Discussion

Joe Biden Sleeping and ABC News "Hit Job"

Footage of Vice President Joe Biden appearing to fall asleep during an Obama speech is analyzed as a potential intentional "hit job" by ABC News. The hosts note the family connection between ABC News President Ben Sherwood and the Obama administration, suggesting the footage was released to undermine Biden.

joe biden· barack obama· abc news· ben sherwood· political theater

2:00:29 during the Obama speech and There's a hilarious for a number of reasons one it became a hot news item everywhere everybody was starting with the compromise Ministry of Truth ABC started it actually so there's something going on because they had a camera on Oh Biden, and they're just like a vitamin They're focusing on him until he conks out. They probably drugged him What were they trying to tell us? That Obama needs new speechwriters. I mean there's some hidden message here because normally these in-the-bag TV networks think about this everybody... O'Biden is out! He is out, no no this is the start of it. This is the Dean scream for O'Biden

2:01:10 You think? Yeah, of course he's done something wrong. He has done something fundamentally wrong the call went out embarrassed the guy hey for all I know this could have been inserted footage i don't even know if it's O Biden from that speech who the hell knows no right call one out this was a this was a vertical hit job total to political two-to-the head politic yeah I agree with that If I were O Biden I'd stay away from the hot tub Not a good idea. Maybe this is not to get too weird about this, although Obama is running for president he's already on the campaign trail so one of our theories was that he's going to resign

2:01:51 And then of course, O'Biden would want to run and Hillary would want to run but the script is for Hillary. I mean she's the setup man and so you want to first take O'Biden out if anything does happen but Obama is running now. But Obama starting to run a little prematurely in other words he's running earlier than it really should have too and he's going to collect $1 billion which seems like a lot of money. And apparently there's something... He still has 300 million tucked away did you know that? Yeah from the last campaign none of this gets audited we said we like I've been talking to a lot of IT guys And I'm gonna encourage anybody else that you send me an email Jonathan org if you have any way of documenting or showing how you can scam

2:02:32 small donations through the internet so in other words a big donor somebody wants to give them like 25 million dollars you put it in a pot, the pot starts cranking out fake IPs and donating 55555 for you know a couple of days right and next thing you know you got 20 million dollars transferred from some Arab sheik or cutter or whatever nor you know the people that put together al jazeera where was also hot over now all of a sudden uh... and all of us in this shows up in american coffers you know which is totally illegal contribution but it could be done on the internet's Hey, here's a thought because of course you know you and I have to pay taxes over all these giving levels what if we just create the no agenda ticket right and And and you know so we we start a exploratory committee where we actually run for the presidency in the vice presidency. I don't have to tell you which one you are and And can we just take all that as campaign donations? You have to spend them

2:03:33 Yeah, like there's a lot left over I'm saving. After we pay bills! Right... And no agenda news network is not like 600 bucks a month. I don't mind, I like the idea. I'd rather just keep continuing the way we're going and so far as opposed to scamming the system because the paperwork for this is you need a full-time bookkeeper. Eric is cringing. No, I don't want to do books now it's easy It's like here's my money. Here ya go take it all over

2:04:11 What do you mean? You're going to be the vice president. Yeah, of course I get to fall asleep so uh i get all the hot stuff...I would rather dose off So something is up with this old Biden falling asleep and then Hillary and the rest of it. Particularly because ABC News broke it and its their video that's propagating And as we know, the president of ABC News, the brand new president of ABC News his sister is a special senior advisor to President Obama. So there's no way in hell that would happen I mean can you imagine if it was unintentional? No! so this is... call one out very obvious yeah it's intentional definitely I have an end-of-show clip John which I think will be kind of fun to listen too You're never gonna listen my Trump clip

CHAPTER 28 / 32 Discussion

Donald Trump, Birth Certificate, and Media Ratings

Donald Trump's focus on President Obama's birth certificate is characterized as a "red herring" that benefits NBC's ratings for The Apprentice. The hosts argue that Trump serves as a useful tool for the GOP to test controversial narratives without the party taking direct responsibility.

donald trump· birth certificate· nbc· the apprentice· red herring

2:05:02 So before we do that, let me play the Trump clip and get at least the first one. The short one which is Trump will do a great job this is basically all he ever says now A great job if I run and if I win Right! A great job IF I run AND if I win But his numbers are pretty big according to the polls Yeah it's all bogus Of course its bogus He is essentially a red herring and he's also setting up, he gets to do the Obama birth certificate thing without getting the whole party in trouble. And uh... he also gets to experiment with what works and what doesn't work because he gets attention for you know coming up off the wall with various comments. And he wins because of ratings for

2:05:50 uh... initial goes up yeah the ratings for was a celebrity append apprentice just keep going up so it's perfect everybody wins and and this is an nbc winds g e wins or comcast now trump wins everybody wins and most of time you see trump is on a bnb c which is of course area stooge for the obama administration because we know that uh... what's his name has brought over to the administration in gd doesn't have to pay any taxes and uh... ended in the only other place at plays the trump Card the Trump card a lot is MSNBC which and they do it mocking. Oh, ho ho this is crazy These are Republicans are all idiots you know but then they play hours of Trump right? They love they love some mr.. Trump's I got an email from boots on the ground Producer Nathan

CHAPTER 29 / 32 Discussion

Cisco "Smart" Pills and IRS Pre-Crime Software

A Cisco executive reportedly demonstrated a tracking system for schizophrenic patients involving a Wi-Fi-enabled band-aid and linked pills to ensure medication compliance. Simultaneously, the IRS is reportedly using "pre-crime" profiling software to predict which taxpayers are likely to cheat on their returns.

cisco· smart pills· irs· pre-crime· schizophrenia

2:06:45 Who was a student at Wichita State University as a guest speaker the other day here on campus. The speaker was Gary Bridges, do you know who Gary Bridges is? No Senior Vice President of Cisco. I don't know him. The Human Network remember Cisco's tagline the human network Fish yeah that works well Gary's speech focused on the future of the internet however none of his hour-long diatribe discussed the Internet as we think about it referring to web browsing etc. His speech focused on technology and ideas that Cisco is currently working on he said that about 1% of the US population has schizophrenia and has trouble taking their medicine

2:07:27 He literally passed around a package that included a band-aid type tracking device that is placed on the lower back of the patient and the pills that are prescribed are linked to the band aid. The band aid has a small chip that connects using Wi-Fi to satellites and tracks the patient via GPS to the doctors that administer care for that patient. He literally said, quote, they can tell if you did not take your meds and if you did not take your meds someone will contact you via phone or we will send a nurse to your residence to ensure you take your meds Looked at Wow I looked nice note. I looked over my wife and gave her a hot pockets in the morning and shut up slaves Take your meds, but she blew me off can you believe it? I actually sent him a mailbag said dude easy on the wife man

2:08:21 Just take your meds, slave. And I think a couple of the things that just run through the show notes, the IRS is going to be using pre-crime enforcement tactics now. I'm sure you've blogged about that John? Hello? I got a note about it, but I don't think it's been put on the blog yet. They're using software that basically predicts if you're the kind of person that will cheat on your taxes so they'll come and check you out? Yeah they have but this is nothing new with the IRS. The IRS has profiling software that they've used for years for example if you are professional writer

2:09:15 They run a program against you and they can tell if you're, how your spending your money essentially. You would have a certain level of expenses and this and that And they do this with most professions, they can tell doctors. This is how they busted all the waitresses some years back was a big scandal. Yeah they also you know they stand out and go sit in cafes and stuff and count how many drinks are sold then calculate what it should be. They got all kinds of methods but it's but there that little more scary now as their now like talking about the technique. You know they're really talking about it in a pre-crime sort of way

CHAPTER 30 / 32 Discussion

Australian Topless Sunbathing Ban and "I Heart Boobies" Ruling

Reverend Fred Nile in Australia is campaigning to ban topless sunbathing on beaches in New South Wales. In the United States, a federal judge ruled that students are allowed to wear "I Heart Boobies" bracelets for breast cancer awareness, overturning school bans.

australia· topless sunbathing· fred nile· breast cancer· bracelets

2:09:56 Yeah, well I think it's always been that but yeah it might be a little worse and it will be a part of Hey hey man. Hey you know I don't think he's paying his taxes Also now at Sydney Airport the see something say something signs even though that's it's a us homeland security homeland uh... security department initiative it says spawning all over the globe and we were are australian listeners to take pictures of that incentive to that no agenda photo last exactly what you're doing but you know they're also trying to ban uh... topless on bathing in australia

2:10:34 Not enough college students? I don't know, but it's like a bunch of... Why?! What is their problem in Australia? Well. I have a clip that'll be funny to listen to here we go. A sunny afternoon on the beach in Sydney and hundreds have come to relax and soak up the sun But trouble is brewing for those who get too relaxed because conservative politicians and a Christian morals campaigner want to clamp down on topless Sun baby Those who want to tan without strap marks may find they're banned from beaches in the whole of New South Wales. I love that alliteration, those who want to sun without strap marks might have a ban on the beaches! Douche woman Australian morals campaigner Reverend Fred Nile believes women degrade themselves by exposing too much She demands herself

2:11:24 I believe that she's taken away her own self-respect and i'd say any of the men around that area would not have any respect for that girl and probably would think that she's cheap. That's exactly what I think! What a bunch of bullcrap! Hey, nice boobies you must be cheap Unbelievable yeah a good way to get slapped this guy is like an obvious douchebag. Yeah, let's hit him with one of those A lot like Europe it's very common in Australia just by the way It's part of the human anatomy as part of your bodies is there anything in the Bible about it? Moo you can't show breast no I mean have you ever seen them at some of those pictures from back in the days most paintings everyone was naked and And somebody know

2:12:13 I know. Anyway, okay it's just another bad thing going on down under yeah Yeah i did see oh that was kind of interesting kind of along those lines a um let me see if i can find this yeah here it is Pennsylvania which of course is a hotbed of uh of uh shills who show up in the Middle East and North Africa they all go to university in Pennsylvania A federal judge has ruled that it is okay to wear, you know those breast cancer, you know those bracelets John? Like the rubber bracelets people sell. It started with I guess Lance Armstrong's Livestrong. So there's a new wave of them and this went all the way to a judge. It says eye heart boobies for breast cancer fundraising and the judges said no that's okay because apparently he loves them boobies

CHAPTER 31 / 32 Discussion

"Spring Spheres" and TSA Pat-Downs

A private school in Seattle reportedly required a student to refer to Easter eggs as "spring spheres" to maintain secular neutrality. The hosts also discuss a viral video of a six-year-old being patted down by the TSA, criticizing the agency's treatment of families.

spring spheres· easter eggs· tsa· public schools· political correctness

2:13:09 But that's okay, so we can use them. Why would this go to court in the first place? Because we've got... Do you think idiots are only allowed in Australia? It just says it says I heart boobies and people oh this is terrible let's sue him! Yeah exactly Oh my goodness! He's wearing a bracelet with boobies on it And here's the crazy one that a lot of people were talking about This is so nuts. This is in Seattle, not far from where the Dvorak family's hanging out. A sophomore at a local private high school ran into little trouble Jessica is 16 and... this is great

2:14:05 She, at the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans another candy for a community service project but i was unsure how the teacher would feel about it. She was concerned how the teacher might react to the eggs after meeting earlier in the week where she learned about their abstract behavior rules at the school Went to the abstract behavior rules. This is a new one I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration To see if was okay, she said no problem with the eggs But you couldn't call them Easter eggs you have to call them spring spheres what? so they have these rules abstract behavior rules

2:14:52 And, you know because we have to be fair to all children of other beliefs and religions. We can't be like treating anyone...we can't be giving anyone any props about the others. You know, we don't talk about Christmas. Uh..We can't talk about Easter eggs they are spring spheres. How come they can't be spring eggs? I don't know. It's not a sphere for one thing, no it's an oval. Generally speaking though i've got these that we use them here for you know Easter hunts and they're little eggs that are hollow and you pull them apart you put some money in them or some candy whatever you want to do

2:15:33 Well, of course the other big story this week besides that stupidity which is unbelievable. This is again the problem with public schools Is the little kid that got felt up by the TSA? The six-year old yeah When you watch the movie by the way I never just saw the film there's a couple days ago kid is freaking out the kids freaking out but the TSA douchebag pushes the mom aside when it's very good we've heard over and over and over again in various testimonies that we picked up on C-SPAN that you're not supposed to do that. The person, the mom should be right there yeah I know so maybe i shouldn't even maybe we should do your end of show clip because my end of show clip is not going to make it feel any better

CHAPTER 32 / 32 Discussion

Donald Trump Interview on Libya and Obama Doctrine

The show concludes with an extended clip of Donald Trump criticizing the Obama administration's foreign policy. Trump argues that the U.S. should only be involved in Libya if it "keeps the oil" and continues to question the validity of President Obama's birth certificate, claiming his investigators in Hawaii are finding shocking information.

donald trump· libya· oil· barack obama· birth certificate

2:16:17 I can guarantee that. What is it about? Predator drones inside the United States of America Oh, we can run that next week Yeah My thing is Trump going on and on about himself It's very funny Alright And shows you what a joke the media is for playing this It's obviously a set up Okay It's a scam...it's ridiculous Okay good I feel much better about doing that I hope you all enjoyed our little program. We worked very hard on it We appreciate you keeping it running with your giving levels to the program It is Dvorak org slash na that's all you have to remember we have mr.. Oils crude oils crude coming up

2:16:56 after the end of show clip and remember also make sure you also visit no agenda show dot com we can also link to the donation page and also I know agenda nation dot com and you can slash And a or slash donate you if you can't get to the Dvorak org site Yeah Shut up slaves comm slash donate no agenda news network calm I've got a couple more contributors who want to contribute hit me up Adam McCurry calm and We are looking for the RV for our Gitmo nation tour. Oh So coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center here in Gitmo Nation West still in the People's Republic of Southern California. I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley and the Buzzkill bunker...I am John C. Dvorak We'll talk again on Sunday for early morning service right here on No Agenda You're going to be paying seven or eight dollars a gallon for your oil very soon But do you blame this all on Barack Obama? Well I blame a lot of it It has been a terrible presidency

2:17:57 Look at Libya. We go in, we don't want to remove Gaddafi but we're going to fight and now nobody knows what's happening and it looks like Gaddafi is gonna beat the United States? Would you as president say let's get more aggressive let's put boots on the ground if we have too I'm only interested in Libya if we keep the oil If we do not keep the oil then I am not interested I dont know who the rebels are You know they make the rebels like its some romantic beautiful novel The Rebels I hear that the rebels are al Qaeda and Iran influence. Where are they getting those weapons before we came along? From Iran. Gaddafi is going to go around saying he won the war against his country, when you ask me what I do, i'm only interested in Libya if we get the oil.

2:18:39 Wonders what the Obama doctrine is, asking questions. He doesn't have a doctrine! He doesn't have a doctrine. Would you? What's your doctrine? About what with respect to what? Foreign affairs. Foreign affairs is we take care of ourselves first okay We don't build schools in Afghanistan. We go to Afghanistan...we build the road..We build the school Two days later they blow up the road and they blow up the school. We start building the road and the school again In the meantime, we can't build schools in Alabama. In New Orleans. In Texas. In New York. My place where were always fighting to try and get school money We're spending trillions and trillions of dollars my thing and my doctrine

2:19:21 would be build, build, build. Some positive news for you this new poll NBC News Wall Street Journal poll that shows you surging to second place among potential GOP candidates for 2012 why do you think that you are connecting with voters? I think that i connect with people because I happen to be smart I happen have a lot of common sense I happen to know what I'm doing I built a great company and by the way if I run I look so forward to filing a declaration because it's, it's a great company. I built a great company and I'll make that decision sometime prior to June What are you waiting for? Well, I hate to say it but I have the number one show on NBC That is pretty good fellas Is that a correct statement? The Apprentice is doing great, the celebrity apprentice And what does that have to do with... It has alot to do with..it sounds so trivial and I hate even bring it up But I'm not allowed to run during the show No your not allowed to have a show on

2:20:18 and be a declared candidate. It's a great show, and it has phenomenal ratings... And until that show is over I can't declare because otherwise NBC would have to take the show off the air! And i think that would be very unfair to NBC Recently you've spent alot of time talking about President Obama's birth certificate or lack thereof You don't seem convinced he has one No im not convinced he has one I've had very smart people say Donald Stay on the China issue stay on the Saudi Arabia issue stay on the India taking our jobs and the Mexico Which is NAFTA which get only now do it. Get off the birth certificate issue Why don't you because you know what three weeks ago when I started? I thought he was probably born in this country And now I really have a much bigger doubt than I did before based on and you know his grandmother In Kenya said he was born in Kenya, and she was there and witnessed the birth okay

2:21:12 He doesn't have a birth certificate or he hasn't shown it. He has what's called a Certificate of Live Birth, that is something that is easy to get when you want a birth certificate its very hard to get but he considers the equivalent in the state of Hawaii they said they've seen this document and there was evidence that he was born in the United States thats good enough for them scholars have looked at it A birth certificate is not even close A certificate of live birth is not even signed by anybody. I saw his, i read it very carefully doesn't have a serial number doesn't have a signature there's not even a signature Do you believe he was lying? I'm starting to think that he was not born here. Do you believe he was lying Donald come on just answer

2:21:51 He spent $2 million in legal fees trying to get away from this issue. And if he weren't lying, why wouldn't he just solve it? I wish he would because if he doesn't, its one of the greatest scams in the history of politics and in the history period! You are not allowed to be a president if you're not born in this country. He may have been born in this country and I'll tell you what three weeks ago I thought that he was born in this country right now I have some real doubts. I have people who actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding You have people now down there searching, I mean in Hawaii? Absolutely. And they cannot believe what they're finding. I would like to have him show his birth certificate and can i be honest with you? I hope he can because if he can't...if he can't and if he wasn't born in this country which is a real possibility-I'm not saying it happened! It's a real possibility much greater than I thought two or three weeks ago then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics

2:22:46 and beyond politics. Do you consider yourself a Tea Partier? I think so, i'm very proud of some of the ideas they put forth and the big idea is that they want to stop this ridiculous absolutely killer of spending that's going on. What is going on in this country, the way we're spending money like drunken sailors... We are just absolutely going and ultimately we're gonna destroy our own freedom. But they want to stop it even at the cost of shutting down the government? Well excuse me- That's a possibility! Are you in favor of that? Excuse me It's not really shutting down the goverment its cutting costs The kind of money that your talking about is peanuts

2:23:25 And I think the Tea Party has done an amazing service for this country because people now, even very liberal Democrats are starting to think for the first time well maybe we can't just keep giving everything away. So i think they performed a great service. So if there were partial shutdown of the government come Friday That would be okay with you. In my opinion, I hear the Democrats are going to be blamed and the Republicans are gonna be blamed...I actually think that President would be blamed if there is a shutdown and it's not gonna be a horrible shut down because as you know things will sort of keep well It was partial shutdown right? If there is a shutdown I think it would be tremendously negative mark on the president of United States

2:24:06 He's the one that has to get people together. I'm a deal man, and i made hundreds of deals and transactions he never did deals before how can you expect a man that is not a deal man? That never did a deal other than frankly becoming president of the United States How are we going to corral all these people? So how would YOU do it now? You're in the Oval Office right now It's Wednesday... I would get everybody together and have a budget They've all gotten together Well thats because they don't have the right leader You don't have the right leader. This is the President of the United States has to get this done and I think he probably will now, i dont say he but I think he and a group probably will get it done but its pretty sad because the whole world is looking at us and laughing at us you've criticized Obama quite a bit in this interview and in the past what do you think he has done well? Get elected! I think he did a great job when he ran for office that's it

2:25:05 Well, I think Obamacare is a total disaster. I think the thing that he did best... Okay Best of all is get elected He got elected! He ran an unbelievable campaign I want him to do well If I had my choice Of having Obama doing great as president And do a really great job for this country and not running As opposed to running and doing- I'd prefer that he did a great job I love this country But this country is going to hell. I would run a great, great country This country will be great again It is not great right now We have huge deficits we have huge unemployment and we're not respected in the world The world laughs at us They won't be laughing if I'm president Devorak dot org slash N-A