2:54:12 or their Democrat Party handlers on how to start going after Trump. There just seems to be nothing. I think you're right. I think you've come up with one that needs to be focused on and we'll start to see, it'll start to emerge. It'll be revealed. Which one is this? We'll start to see repetitive things like we've noticed, like I noticed with the Latin X thing, they're trying to get that out of the lexicon. So there'll be something we're gonna see, each of us are gonna see it repeated at least twice or three times and then we're gonna both, I believe at the same time, identify what the target is gonna...how the targeting is gonna work. Okay. You said I had identified something already and misunderstood? No, no, I said I identified the Latinx thing. Oh yeah. I'm just saying that the two of us working
2:55:05 With this in mind that there's a targeting aspect to Trump that we haven't figured out that will it'll start to appear and we'll both I think we'll both spot it this around the same time since we're looking for it Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun Oh Well there you know, there you have it. We will be on the lookout for you. The more you know, the more you know. And of course the producers out there, you are expected to contribute to this quest as well because something has got to show up eventually. Right now though, what's showing up is the producers who supported the show financially, $50 and above, and John is going to thank them right now.
2:55:49 Yeah, starting with Sir GK Gary Casper in Tulsa, Oklahoma. $150.47. And he's, we put this at the end, some retirement karma for Colonel B, B, Colonel B. Switching to B. Oh, Sir Old IT Guy in Reno, 105.35. And he says, excellent show, 1710. That was the last show. Thank you. That's the one that pulled them in pulled him in it's your Carl in London UK $100 and It's toward his dad's knighthood. Happy birthday. He's got a listing there Kevin McLaughlin in Concord, North Carolina 8008 The boob donation from the Archduke of Luna lover American boobs. He's probably a grand duke by now Scott is 808 Scott rusing rusing
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2:58:58 Once again, noagendadonations.com. We actually have a few entries in all categories today, including our birthday. Sarah Gardner wishes her husband Tom Gardner a very happy birthday. He is celebrating today. Annabelle Welch, happy birthday to Grandpa! turning 90, happy birthday grandpa. And Carl from London says happy birthday to his dad Jeff of Scotts Valley. And that's our list. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe. Now actually I was incorrect. We don't have any titles but we do have a number of doctors of education so I'm going to congratulate our new graduates.
2:59:41 Michael McClellan, Stuart Walton, and Thomas Nussbaum. All of you now have received doctorates in science. This is for media deconstruction of climate change studies. Or something like that. Congratulations all. Doctor of education. Doctor of education. That's right. In climate change studies. I was too confused by the music. The band was just killing me. We also have two Commodores we'd like to welcome. Our Commodores, this is the final Commodores of the entire list. And we have just under the wire... Commodore Tom Gardner and Commodore Thomas Nussbaum arriving.
3:00:35 Wow, man. What a show. What a show, John! I can't believe all these titles, everything just flying out and on top of all that we've got two knights. So let's bring them up to the round table. Beautiful. There he is, Michael McClellan, once again, and anonymous. Both of you supported the Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more. Therefore, you're here at the round table. I'm very proud to pronounce the KD as Sir Michael Knight of the Northern Mitten and Sir Dizzy Top of the Dusty Hills. For you gentlemen, no special requests, of course. We have hookers and blow. We've got cigars and prostitutes, rent boys and chardonnay. We have harlots and haldol, pepperoni rolls,
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3:02:54 Okay, way to end your report. Beautiful. There's a meetup going on right now in Glendale, Arizona. The Westgate Chicken and Pickle is where you can meet everybody for the West Valley Entomophagy Association. That is underway now as we speak. Also, Longview's mid-month monthly meetup, the election hangover edition, just starting up, yeah, in about 20 minutes at Rotolo's Pizzeria in Longview, Texas. Dirty Jersey Whore is hosting that. You got to meet him and his wife. On Monday, the Springfield Mo Mo Mo meetup, 6 o'clock at Blair's All-American Sports Bar & Grill, Springfield, Missouri. And on Thursday, our next show day, that'll be the 14th, the Central Ohio Election Hangover Meetup, 6 o'clock at O'Malley's Pub, Palmer Lake, Colorado. Man, there's a lot on the list.
3:03:38 to come in the next month all the way through December into January. I suggest you go take a look at noagendameetups.com. That's where you can select by location or just look at the entire list. You might even want to travel there. And the cool thing is if there's not one near you, if you've never been to a meetup, you can start one yourself. It's really easy. Noagendameetups.com. Always guaranteed a party. Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days. Yeah! We got a lot to come still. We have our end of show mixes and we're very excited as always about a new tip of the day from John. But first we need to determine what we're gonna play at the very end of the show. This is our ISO moment.
3:04:35 I have three and it appears you have three. Would you like to go first? I should have four. One, two... Oh, you do have four. I'm sorry. Yes, you have four. Would you like... No, I play your three. No. Okay, well, it's fine, but... No, I don't know. How did that get in there? That's no good. Hold on. This is one that's good. I want more money! Huh? Okay, and my final my final offering the power of the podcast there you go It wasn't so muddy. It'd be good. Yeah, that's what it is. Okay. Well, I got somebody I got some good I got I brought the back to a way babe, but let's start with full self full self. I'm my full self Mm-hmm. Okay, we have the oi very run. Oh, hey such a podcast. Yeah, that's pretty good Then we have thanks. Thanks so much
3:05:31 Yeah. And then we have Yuppers. Yup, Yuppers and Fabulous. I like that one the best, honestly. Okay, well... Yup, Yuppers, Fabulous. Come on, that's exactly what our show is. Yup, Yuppers and Fabulous. It's good. That's right. And to prove it, here it is once again, our favorite moment of the show. John, sleep of the day. All right. So this one's actually another Mimi tip, although it's a tip I asked her to give me because of these products that she uses, these reusable food storage bags. I was like, how's that interesting? Yeah, how's that interesting? Reusable food storage bags. These are pretty cool. They're like made, they're not, they're not just like, you know, a glad bag that's like super thick, made out of silicon, it's got no dangerous chemicals in it.
3:06:31 But they have a Ziploc thing that's huge and they're dishwasher safe and they're like a substitute for a lot of other kinds of uses. And I'm gonna read from her note. Idea Tech is one of the brands you look for. Larin is another brand you look for. And she says, I'm trying a couple of brands. There are a lot of brands, all about the same price. They cost, you know, they're not cheap. A few different styles, silicon reusable food storage bag, that's the key words, silicon reusable food storage bags. The idea is great, thick silicon bags that you can reuse, they never leak, you can wash them in the dishwasher and instead of using disposable bags, it cuts down on waste. For all you out there that are green. I've had my first set of trial lorines for about four months, I have washed them dozens of times, absolutely no difference between new and used.
3:07:23 The second set, first listed, IdeaTech have more rounded corners so they don't quite hold as much but they're easier to clean. I also bought an assortment. They freeze well and don't get weird after being frozen. The only drawback that I see for extended storage is a label would be good idea because it gives you right on them with the Sharpie, it's gonna be there forever. You're gonna have these bags for years. So it's a product that is a clear winner for the environmentally conscience. Tina has these. She has these. She does? Yes, she does. I don't know which brand, but she does have them.
3:08:01 I'm a personally I'm a ziploc guy. I grew up with ziploc. I stick to ziploc. I'm a brand loyal to ziploc. It's like a ziploc. I know, but I like throwing it out afterwards. Okay, you're a wasteful type. Yes. I like throwing out my bags. Thank you very much. Tipoftheday.net for John's tip of the day. And sometimes, Adam. And find them also at noagendafund.com and there's a lot more stuff on noagendafund.com. Alright everybody, on the lookout now. How are they going to try and thwart the presidency of Donald Trump? Let us know. Email us. I mean just email me. You can't spell Dvorak so it's easier. We all know it. You all know it. Email me too.
3:08:58 We have a classic Kermit end of show mix. We also have Dee's Laughs and David Kecta all checking in with our No Agenda end of show mixes. We appreciate your time and talent as always. And if you don't mind, come on back on Thursday, whatever is going on in the world, and I guarantee you there will be something to look at and to deconstruct. We'll be all over it as usual. At your service. Up next on noagendastream.com and on your modern podcast apps, just two good old boys. Hey, that's, uh, that's, uh, Sir Gene is on that show. It's always fun to listen to.
3:09:39 Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country right here in Fredericksburg, Texas. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm saying rebuke, rebuke the masked singer. I'm John C. Dvorak. We return on Thursday right here on No Agenda. Remember us at noagendadonations.com. Adios mofos, hui hui and such! My heart, there's so many. Memes about Russia, what Trump is trying to hide Conway and Spicer say things are nicer than what they're willing to confide So many dudes think that this is just fake news I know they're wrong wait and see
3:10:34 Someday we'll find it, the Russia connection, The Donald, the Putin, and he... The many faces of the VP debate. JD Vance was too agreeable, should have said you effed up your state. But Tim Walz's mean, mean face, he's got those bug open eyes. If rallies between two candidates matter, Trump has all the size. Him saying he was friends with some school shooter saying it a second time. Made tampon Tim look like a doofus shown ironically as a dude with body positivity. His wife turning pages and crazy high fives are weird to see. What do you think will be the October surprise from the Brad summer to the mere fall? I do believe I despise maybe SNL being funny again. At least they nailed Kamala
3:11:33 with that whole wine drunk connection hard to watch programming with celebrities spouting lies houses build on money from the powers be is what I despise start speaking facts work out till you max quit paying tax stop faking the jacks stop counting racks and being so lax eat more healthy snacks Whatever you do, seal up your personal cracks. Hey, fax shedding was facts, stop getting vaxxed. Cosplaying with masks, it's no sweat off my balls. Younger people having more strokes and heart attacks. Recovering from long COVID and covering for masking facts. Injury tracks, watch out for these new election hacks. Toronto Dominion machines notoriously leaked and hacked.
3:12:16 October surprise, every four years around this time Hoping change was a wait, 2024 it's a vibe But maybe SNL being funny again At least they nailed Kamala with that whole wine drum connection We're in this new attention economy Ads are running non-stop and getting mentioned on socials, the new currency I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, you know? Here in Maricopa County and in Arizona in general, we have very close races. We're sort of closely divided between Republicans, Democrats, and Independents. So that means these big races like for President, U.S. Senate, Governor, things like that, typically will be very close and the networks are not in a position to call them on election night. But you're right, 10 to 13 days is what it has taken
3:13:08 on average for decades. How badly did Democrats lose to Trump, James? Some stats to just illustrate how significant this was. This is the biggest shift right work from one election to the next since Ronald Reagan's victory in 1980. Donald Trump's on track right now to get 312 electoral votes. That's the most of any Republican since 1988. Donald Trump is on track right now to win the popular vote, the first Republican to do so since George W. Bush in 2004. She did not do either time. And he's gonna become the first ex-president since Grover Cleveland won in 1892 to take back the job. So Kamala Harris is gonna end up getting more than 10 million fewer votes in 2024 than Joe Biden got in 2020. It really is a bellwether.
3:13:59 The best podcast in the universe! Adios, mofo. Dvorak.org slash N-A- Yep, yuppers and fabulous.